Day 75.....

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Sorry for your pain.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 15, 2020:

From laughing too much?... I am just passing these on from a couple friends on mine in the UK is all... I am hoping people here find them amusing as well.

Day 73.....

jdubose comments on Apr 15, 2020:

I wanted to shoot Zombies. Disappointed 😢

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 15, 2020:

Shooting Trumpanzees is bound to get you talked about...

Day 73.....

bookofmorons comments on Apr 15, 2020:

I suspect TP will be included in most Christmas gifts this year

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 15, 2020:

And the funny part will be when they think they rid themselves of all that toilet paper they don't have room for their relatives will have gifted them with a shitton more.... Toilet paper is going to be the new fruitcake for the next 10 years or so....

I don't know when the fix will be in, but you can post memes by putting up your post, the replying ...

Pralina1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

True .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 15, 2020:

Fucking Trump needs to be charged with practising medicine without a licence....

Since we can't post memes yet I will post this instead and see how many people shit themselves ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 14, 2020:

You can post memes... Just put the photo as the first reply...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 14, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Works for me....

Since we can't post memes yet I will post this instead and see how many people shit themselves ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 14, 2020:

You can post memes... Just put the photo as the first reply...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 14, 2020:

Try that NY Toast link it is worth it...

Corona virus cure....

Diagoras comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I wonder if he's going to emphatically push ivermectin for covid19 now that an Australian group has done some in vitro experiments that eliminated the virus in 48 hours. His fans will buy your dog's heartworm meds out. Doctors are concerned that people will poison their livers if doses improperly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 14, 2020:

Gad I hope so... Like that couple in Arizona who took fish tank cleaner because they thought it was the same stuff he was telling them to take....

Corona virus cure....

scurry comments on Apr 13, 2020:

As seen on TV

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 14, 2020:

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Nailed It!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Re: Number 1 that was me as a kid....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@MissKathleen It has the added advantage of being completely true...

Look dad....

bookofmorons comments on Apr 13, 2020:

what a prick

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

Just a little one....

So, much, much slower than a snail's pace. Gotcha.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Proof that god is a male.. They don't ask for directions!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty If that was what I said at any time in my life it would have been absolutely correct... With most people male or female it would have been 3000 miles in the other direction....

Nailed It!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Re: Number 1 that was me as a kid....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@MissKathleen Keep in mind that my parents were both nowhere near as intelligent as I was and the rest of the family in most cases was even worse. For years I was afraid that it had just skipped a generation in my case and my children would all be idiots. Then when I was 12 my parents sat me down and had a talk and from the way they started I was thinking "oh shit they are going to tell me I am dying of cancer" When they told me I was adopted I was relieved and they couldn't understand why....

Nailed It!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Re: Number 1 that was me as a kid....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@MissKathleen I just got the minster to ask my parents to never bring me back which embarrassed them so much they had to change churches.... They never made me go to any church with them in the future.

So, much, much slower than a snail's pace. Gotcha.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Proof that god is a male.. They don't ask for directions!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty lost adjective To save this word, you'll need to log in. Log In \ ˈlȯst \ Definition of lost 1 : not made use of, won, or claimed a lost opportunity 2a : no longer possessed a lost reputation b : no longer known a lost tunnel 3 : ruined or destroyed physically or morally : desperate a lost soul 4a : taken away or beyond reach or attainment : denied regions lost to the faith b : insensible, hardened lost to shame *5a : unable to find the way* b : no longer visible lost in the crowd c : lacking assurance or self-confidence : helpless lost without his glasses 6 : rapt, absorbed lost in reverie 7 : not appreciated or understood : wasted their jokes were lost on me 8 : obscured or overlooked during a process or activity lost in translation 9 : hopelessly unattainable : futile a lost cause https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lost

So, much, much slower than a snail's pace. Gotcha.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Proof that god is a male.. They don't ask for directions!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty "So clueless..." At this time I will have to agree that you are.... Being lost means you don't know where you are or how to get where you are going.... I knew both those things so technically I was NOT lost...

So, much, much slower than a snail's pace. Gotcha.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Actually in that time period "organized" armies used to travel at 10 miles a day....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@scurry Even the army they had (which had been wiped out by the Assyrians) was a disorganized mob.... The Jews (who weren't even Jews yet) who were ejected from Palestine in 722 BCE weren't even a mob so they had to invent their new religion in order to gain some kind of social cohesion. I guess worshipping stone fertility symbols just wasn't cutting it for them....

So, much, much slower than a snail's pace. Gotcha.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Proof that god is a male.. They don't ask for directions!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty No I knew exactly where I was at all times.... I was blocked by a canyon and climbing down a few hundred feet then back up the other side would have taken longer than backtracking .... I wasn't lost I was merely separated from the group.... I even made it back to camp without asking for directions after riding most of those 10 miles in a car. If the canyon hadn't been in my path the direct path I was planning I would have arrived at least 30 minutes before the rest of the group at the parking lot. Keep in mind I was about 10 at the time.

So, much, much slower than a snail's pace. Gotcha.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Proof that god is a male.. They don't ask for directions!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 13, 2020:

Oddly I don't get lost I just find it ridiculous other people can.... I actually got left behind by the group because I went to take a shortcut as a kid in Yosemite Park and had to walk 10 miles back to camp... Everyone thought I was lost until the ranger found me at the campsite wondering where everyone was... Turns out they were all looking for me.

Lord Smudge!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@Eirteacher There is no real difference between Clinton, Biden and the Dumpster. All of them have the same circle of friends and frequented Epistien's Island or New York compound. They are all conservatives who are racist and have worked against the poor as well as the working class their entire careers...

He's just wondering....

bookofmorons comments on Apr 11, 2020:

sounds more trumpish

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

Not much difference between them...

2020 the new 2016....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 10, 2020:

ANYONE would be better than the current inhabitant of the White House!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Why is it everyone knows these things except Biden supporters?... Joe Biden’s Campaign Co-Chair is a Big Oil and Gas Booster Rep. Cedric Richmond, the Biden campaign’s national co-chair, has one of the most pro-industry voting records on fossil fuel issues among all congressional Democrats. https://readsludge.com/2019/12/16/joe-bidens-campaign-co-chair-is-a-big-oil-and-gas-booster/ The Energy 202: Joe Biden defends fundraiser that drew howls from environmentalists https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/paloma/the-energy-202/2019/09/06/the-energy-202-joe-biden-defends-fundraiser-that-drew-howls-from-environmentalists/5d715aa088e0fa7bb93a896d/

2020 the new 2016....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 10, 2020:

ANYONE would be better than the current inhabitant of the White House!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/biden-fundraises-from-lobbyists-despite-pledge No Fossil Fuel Money Coalition Members Call Out Biden’s Questionable Fundraising Practices December 18, 2019 WASHINGTON — Despite signing the No Fossil Fuel Money pledge in June, former Vice President Joe Biden has and continues to exploit loopholes and use questionable fundraising practices to accept contributions from the fossil fuel industry and its lobbyists. Our democracy is drowning in a tidal wave of fossil fuel money that is undermining our political will to address the driver of the climate crisis: the production and burning of fossil fuels. The No Fossil Fuel Money pledge represents a bright line between candidates who stand for transparency, democracy, and strong climate action, and candidates who say the right words on the need for climate action, but continue to take polluters’ money — poisoning our democracy in the process. Despite signing the pledge six months ago, Biden accepted thousands of dollars in contributions directly from executives of Marathon and North Star Energy, both fossil fuel companies, just days prior to signing the pledge.[1] He has since allowed high-ranking fossil fuel industry representatives to support his candidacy in numerous other ways, including: In September 2019, The Intercept exposed an upcoming Biden fundraiser being hosted on Wall St. by a fossil fuel company founder. Biden was questioned about the fundraiser at a live CNN climate forum, where he attempted to dismiss the concern. He proceeded to attend the fundraiser and has defended raising money at events hosted by fossil fuel power-brokers. Biden has ignored questions about his fossil fuel ties from groups like 350 Action and the New Hampshire Youth Movement, going so far as to compare them to Donald Trump and eject them from events. He recently walked away from a Sunrise Providence volunteer upon hearing a question about climate and fossil fuel industry ties. Most recently, Biden flipped his position of not wanting support from super PACs — which would allow for nearly unlimited money from fossil fuel executives and others to support his candidacy — and embraced a new super PAC established by longtime Biden supporters. When questioned about the super PAC and potential fossil fuel ties, he told a North Carolina voter, “Look at my record, child.” When South Carolina activists with Friends of the Earth Action confronted him on the issue, he said, “Stop listening to Bernie Sanders, man,” and had them removed. None of these actions constitute a technical violation of the No Fossil Fuel Money pledge because the people involved are not named executives of fossil fuel companies or listed in lobbyist ...

2020 the new 2016....

Lorajay comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Even though I think this is a sad and destructive way to illustrate where we are at.I think it's actually better than having trump shit all over me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@MichelleGar1

... ... Yes. . . . Sorry..o

bookofmorons comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Its not poplar but we pine fir forgiveness unless we cedar other options

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

Oak god, yew are terrible....

Three wise monkeys?!

scurry comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Well, it's half right.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

Not even that much.... That is the three dumbasses...

2020 the new 2016....

Lorajay comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Even though I think this is a sad and destructive way to illustrate where we are at.I think it's actually better than having trump shit all over me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 So shit or cheesy shit?... How about we think outside the box and stop eating shit?...

Good question....

BD66 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Reminds me of a question my son asked me when he was 10: My son: Dad Me: What My son: Is it normal for people to have sex with their pets. Me: No, and the first person to get the death penalty in the original colonies got it for doing that. My son: OK ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 11, 2020:

Actually the first was John Billington who was hung for murder... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Billington

2020 the new 2016....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 10, 2020:

ANYONE would be better than the current inhabitant of the White House!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Did you even bother to look at his superpac?... Blackstone (AKA DeVoss) poured money into that as well. Just the figures for insurance company and medical industry "donations" (AKA bribes) for his campaign alone is over a million... Then you have the investment bankers who have large sums invested in both industries.... You really need to investigate this because your viewpoint on Biden is more like a religion because you are believing what you are told by the DNC which has policies that make Reagan look like a socialist....

2020 the new 2016....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 10, 2020:

ANYONE would be better than the current inhabitant of the White House!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Blackstone and Mercury Insurance are both big investors in the Tar Sands pipeline and both are contributors to his campaign and his super-pac... They don't care who wins the election they only care about profits. They funded Biden to buy the DNC nomination and dump millions into Trump's campaign as well... https://www.opensecrets.org/2020-presidential-race/industries?id=N00001669=t

2020 the new 2016....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 10, 2020:

ANYONE would be better than the current inhabitant of the White House!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Biden is owned by the fossil fuel industry why would he do anything to promote clean energy?...

I lost a friendship earlier this year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2020:

It might be that he is worried because you are still married and is afraid your husband and family might blame him because you are no longer a believer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@Colibri Keep in mind that atheists are the favorite target of the religious to blame for everything...

2020 the new 2016....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 10, 2020:

ANYONE would be better than the current inhabitant of the White House!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

Take a closer look...

2020 the new 2016....

Lorajay comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Even though I think this is a sad and destructive way to illustrate where we are at.I think it's actually better than having trump shit all over me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

Rather have Biden shit all over you instead?... I have some news for you he is just a less obvious Trump...

2020 the new 2016....

bobwjr comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Anybody but trump

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

Because that worked so well in 2016 didn't it?.... Those finger pointing memes of yours are what will get Trump re-elected....

Another missed opportunity...

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 9, 2020:

It is what it is... Vote blue

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

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Another missed opportunity...

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 9, 2020:

With trump shooting himself in the foot at every press briefing, Biden looks like a genius.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 10, 2020:

Does he?...

The DNC once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory....

bookofmorons comments on Apr 9, 2020:

ahhh maybe "Grab em by the pussy" Trump

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 9, 2020:

Great idea they have right?... Replace one pervert with another....

If only the DNC had listened...

Bikes4Fish comments on Apr 8, 2020:

There will come a day when we will all be Marxists

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2020:

I prefer to think of it as human beings who give a fuck about each other....

So what is your answer?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2020:

My guess is some people didn't see Bill's answer....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2020:

@brentan Double entendre?...

Didn't work for the Jews either....

beenthere comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Depends on what you expect it to do.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2020:

https://youtu.be/AJNtfrjLNi8

If only the DNC had listened...

bookofmorons comments on Apr 8, 2020:

No need to tear down the system but certainly an opportunity to make it fairer for all

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2020:

The only way to make the system fair is to replace the people who are making it unfair....

Good question....

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Ugh!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 7, 2020:

LMAO I just wish I could see the look on people's faces when they read these....

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@glennlab Nothing will ever satisfy a closed mind will it?...

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@glennlab How about a citation for your claims?...

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@glennlab https://www.businessinsider.com/wuhan-coronavirus-chinese-wet-market-photos-2020-1

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@glennlab https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-chinas-bat-woman-hunted-down-viruses-from-sars-to-the-new-coronavirus1/

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@glennlab https://www.niaid.nih.gov/diseases-conditions/covid-19

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@glennlab Science daily is not an academic resource.... As for MERS the origin was Saudi Arabia and traced to camels in the region, But SARS and CIVID have been traced to bats in Asia.... https://www.nature.com/articles/s41423-020-0407-x

Best flag ever....

freeofgod comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are rare in KY anymore. Their habitats have been destroyed :(

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

We still have a lot here in California fortunately due to our wildlife protection laws... Even so some species are having problems because some of the more conservative governors have been less than helpful towards environmental issues.

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

Actually COVID-19 is just a new evolution of SARS and MERS viruses out of China that came from bats that they were eating there...

So what is your answer?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2020:

My guess is some people didn't see Bill's answer....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods I did too when I first saw this one...

Good doggy....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Where is that? I want to go poop on it myself. :P

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2020:

@Eirteacher Actually the City of Hollywood had the Walk of Fame committee remove it after telling them they would not provide any security for it and wanted it removed anyway.... Also that they considered it inappropriate. FYI the Walk of Fame committee is actually a private self financed group and the decision makers are all far right-wing nut-bars who belong to organizations like News Corp, Clear Channel, etc. Trump even so had to pay a small fortune to get the star they gave him (about 250K is the figure I heard)... Kind of like the Knights Templar and Hospitaler they have become a den of corruption.

Afterlife surprise!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Actually Einstein was NOT a Christian he thought of the universe itself as god.... Pan-deism was more his style...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2020:

@glennlab I read the first edition of his memoirs.... He in his own words said "I do not believe in the god of Christianity I believe in the god of Spinoza..." Spinoza was outcast by the Jews and proscribed by the pope for his beliefs and writings which outlined the idea of Pan-deism....

Afterlife surprise!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Actually Einstein was NOT a Christian he thought of the universe itself as god.... Pan-deism was more his style...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2020:

@glennlab He was only born Jewish... Later he rejected religion for Pan-deism...

Even Disney movies are changing....

Lorajay comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Nah, Snow white loved all of them. This is blasphemy!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2020:

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Day 37.....

Zoohome comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Who would spend the time painting it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2020:

@Zoohome I would hang it on my wall....

"Just a stab in the dark" said O.J.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

He should know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2020:

I was wondering how many people here would figure this one out....

Trump memorial planned....

bookofmorons comments on Apr 4, 2020:

so conflicted . . . should I use the Like, Sad or Laugh emoji?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@bookofmorons Just remember what Larry Niven had to say about it.... "Think of it as evolution in action..."

Trump memorial planned....

bookofmorons comments on Apr 4, 2020:

so conflicted . . . should I use the Like, Sad or Laugh emoji?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2020:

Think of it this way so far conservatives are most at risk....

Amen......

brentan comments on Apr 3, 2020:

How else are these bastards gonna learn?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@brentan Am I? Honestly I think most of these retards are putting pontoons on their mobile homes thinking they are ahead of the pack....

Amen......

brentan comments on Apr 3, 2020:

How else are these bastards gonna learn?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@brentan Just sayin.... a Family of 8 isn't going to be able to live out of a bass boat very long during a flood are they?....

Amen......

brentan comments on Apr 3, 2020:

How else are these bastards gonna learn?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2020:

Not going to learn when they are dead either are they?...

Just getting things started...

bookofmorons comments on Apr 3, 2020:

So those eggs really aren't cream filled?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2020:

Asking for a friend?...

Amen......

TiernanMcCann comments on Apr 3, 2020:

What else would you call what’s going on right now

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2020:

Evolution in action....

Dead on.... NoJoe

GwenBFree comments on Apr 3, 2020:

And some psychic that predicted it 30 years ago...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2020:

Citation or it never happened.... No works of fiction please.... FYI 1987 was 33 years ago and some of his warnings were in the 1970s'...

Social distancing....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Better be careful ladies or he might figure out that Hoover does it better....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 I am pretty sure the same could be said in reverse....

Well at least this year will be remembered for something other than incompetent handling of the ...

brentan comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I don't need a warning. I saw The Human Centipede.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@Duchess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c

Even the pets are getting judgmental

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2020:

https://twitter.com/TheNathanOne/status/1245550282509094912?s=20

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2020:

@glennlab Link works for me...

This post is memeingless.... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I'm not going to comment on the content, but that is not a meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2020:

Kind of what the intro says isn't it?....

You know they’re waiting...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2020:

And this is unusual?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal The real problem with religion is it is a stagnant system of culture. Nothing ever changes within a stagnant system even as reality moves on and everything around it changes religion tries to hold everything back which is why it is slowly dying out and why it is fighting so hard to survive by taking over the government....

New Whitehouse presidential portrait unveiled...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 30, 2020:

so what happens when he lies . . . . . ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

He has been lying which is the only reason it is that big...

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Thank you I will take that as a compliment...

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Like Trump has to do with brains.... nothing....

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 So you can pay for your glasses?... 9th line down.... Over 150 deaths there so far....

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2020:

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

Mouseland... [youtu.be]

Eirteacher comments on Mar 29, 2020:

"Vote Blue No Matter Who" means to vote the FAT CAT RepubliKKKans out. That must be really hard for you tRumpanzze like Lizard Lips to understand.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2020:

How does a person become as blindly stupid as you are and still manage to dress themselves?.... By the way how is president Hillary working out for you PUMAs?....

Mouseland... [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

So true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2020:

Every time I see some idiot posting "vote blue no matter who" I think of this speech....

When the toilet paper runs out....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2020:

@EricTrommater ..............

When the hoarders strike....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The next person is unlucky! That roll is made of paper!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

Unless you get a paper cut on your asshole....

When the toilet paper runs out....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

Actually it has been a rousing success.... I have been laughing my ass off here and all those delicate sensibilities that have been offended....

Will the virus set me free?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yeah but who is going to feed him?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Yeah but he won't be able to find the can opener....

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

Moravian comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It doesn't say anything. Is the company closing it's stores ?. Are employees being told to stay at home ?. Are they still being paid ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@Moravian No sick pay means they aren't getting paid.... Do we have to spell out EVERYTHING to you?

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

Moravian comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It doesn't say anything. Is the company closing it's stores ?. Are employees being told to stay at home ?. Are they still being paid ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2020:

@Moravian So then you don't understand what he was saying?...

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

Moravian comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It doesn't say anything. Is the company closing it's stores ?. Are employees being told to stay at home ?. Are they still being paid ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2020:

They are being forced to close many of their stores and employees are not being paid that is what the letter is saying....

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

noworry28 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

What a crock of shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2020:

..................

Some of them still can't figure it out....

bookofmorons comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Not if they are DEVOS High grads

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2020:

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Hmm...I wonder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2020:

That would add a whole new dimension to the phrase "getting your nut off..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2020:

@Tomfoolery33 https://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs

Because prayer will save you "because Jesus" right?...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 19, 2020:

For 2000 years nonetheless

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2020:

.................

Just the facts....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## It tends to target people over 50. Most members of congress are over 50. A hard rain is about to fall.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 17, 2020:

Over 50 and with weakened immune systems.... That includes those with poor diets as well as heavy drinkers, tobacco users and drug abusers.... Those hoods aren't going to protect them now are they?...

To true...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2020:

All the books in mine are of the first three or the last category... I am also looking for many of those I have lost over the years due to damage or people "borrowing" them without bothering to return them... Or just plain lost due to being homeless for a time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 17, 2020:

@TCorCM At this point I am about 2/3rds of the way through Capital in the 21st century but have found in part it is naive. He bases his historical data on France because the wealth distribution figures go back further but most of his reasoning in the rise and fall of wealth in the upper 10% is blamed on major conflicts and the markets without looking at what caused the market crashes. He also refused to look at the data in the US comparing the Kuznets curve and the progressive tax rates. If he had he would have found the there was a strong correlation between them with only minor fluctuations. Much of the data going back before the French revolution took place he didn't have accurate records of or as in later years seems to have largely ignored this factor which I feel is a leading him to false assumptions. The Kuznets curve and upper tier tax rates as well as market regulatory practices in the US from the years 1910 to 2010 show exactly why we are in the mess we are today. I find it disappointing also that he is thinking of globalization as it is today as a solution instead of a large part of the problem. Allowing large corporations to exploit labor in countries without strong regulations is not desirable and the country those corporations is based in needs to actively police those companies to prevent this from occurring with strong tariffs on products produced by companies from developed countries that exploit labor in undeveloped ones....

To true...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2020:

All the books in mine are of the first three or the last category... I am also looking for many of those I have lost over the years due to damage or people "borrowing" them without bothering to return them... Or just plain lost due to being homeless for a time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@TCorCM LOL not many people find it interesting to hear about someone reading a book almost 800 pages long about economics...

To true...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2020:

All the books in mine are of the first three or the last category... I am also looking for many of those I have lost over the years due to damage or people "borrowing" them without bothering to return them... Or just plain lost due to being homeless for a time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@TCorCM Not really interesting I just read a lot more than average...

Just the facts....

Secular_Squirrel comments on Mar 16, 2020:

I'm hoping it stays around long enough to kill my mother in law, wife and I can't afford an assassin....... unfortunately, that child molester's death is vital to a child's safety!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2020:

I am hoping it culls the Cult 45 herd severely and rids us of many of the corporate Dems like Biden, Clinton and Harris along with the Racist Right-wing....

Who was that masked man?....

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

The norton anti virus is a riot

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2020:

I thought it was too.

So I went to the store again and notice the stupid seems to be increasing exponentially.

BD66 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

You can beat up someone else and take his toilet paper, and nobody will know who did it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@BD66 I get mine at smart and final... No club card or fees and the prices are lower. I buy in bulk as well because it reduces costs and have been doing it that way for years. I shop the sales prices and stock up so I don't have to go all the time except to pick up perishables like milk, lettuce, etc... Last time I bought boneless skinless chicken breasts I paid 1.47 a pound for them...

So I went to the store again and notice the stupid seems to be increasing exponentially.

BD66 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

You can beat up someone else and take his toilet paper, and nobody will know who did it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@BD66 Make model and year narrows it down and if you remove the plates you won't make it far....

So I went to the store again and notice the stupid seems to be increasing exponentially.

BD66 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

You can beat up someone else and take his toilet paper, and nobody will know who did it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 14, 2020:

Until the security cameras in the parking lot record what car you drove off in...

Damn I love Friday the 13th.

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 13, 2020:

How can you not listen to and love Mark Twain?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@glennlab I have books of his that were printed before his death....

What the hell is wrong with my state? [oklahoman.com]

Fred_Snerd comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I'm told that the problem with OK, is that smart people flee. That leaves the low IQ and uninformed people to be manipulated by the powerful. I'm still here and trying to change things. There are a lot of Republicans here, so change is a nasty process. I don't support either major party, but ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Better to check out both places before you decide.

When everyone else is out of toilet paper but you don't care because....

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Never!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I bet your fiancée might just enjoy that look for playtime...