AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

Actually he got the moniker "Honest Abe" because as a referee for cock fights he was considered to be extremely unbiased....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 8, 2025:

@DenoPenno I saw that movie and it was funny shit... https://youtu.be/MmexgVvm4o8?si=Yy1BvkTDwniChXuw

The second part shows cross pollination.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2025:

Les bee n porn....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2025:

@zeuser On the bright side he is looking at spending a very long time in a UK prison....

The second part shows cross pollination.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2025:

Les bee n porn....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2025:

@zeuser Speaking of honeytraps and the buzz....

The second part shows cross pollination.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2025:

Les bee n porn....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2025:

@zeuser The Buzz are on the case....

The second part shows cross pollination.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2025:

Les bee n porn....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 6, 2025:

@zeuser It's a honey trap....

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

Couple of phony ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUC4BDl3aXM=Anti_TrumpNews

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

I didn't think I's get to use my possum memes again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2025:

I would have dropped it...

Sin or not, if yes, why?

anglophone comments on Nov 15, 2021:

Sin requires the demonstrated existence of at least one god. I am without sin (thought I do enjoy masturbating). It's the Sir Wankalots that condemn masturbation that annoys the jizz out of me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2025:

Funny how no two gods can seem to agree on just want sin is...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2025:

You hear that Trump voters?.... You deserve it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 5, 2025:

@silverotter11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWffpeeLw2U=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 4, 2025:

@Alienbeing So how are those tariffs working out for you?... I am pretty sure if you tell farmers how great things are going they are likely to use you for fertilizer.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCs7bDSQKA=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert

A real stem-winder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2025:

Never had any fucks to give...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Betty Yours doesn't hold a candle to mine... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88iwMAGOn54=AmericaUnfiltered

A real stem-winder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2025:

Never had any fucks to give...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Betty Wrong kind of fuck... you were out of context.

A real stem-winder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2025:

Never had any fucks to give...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Betty Never in my life have a said that not giving a fuck wasn't satisfying.... I often say completely the opposite as many people here will agree...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

People and their phones these days...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@zeuser Which explains why the tech bros are now putting AI on those phones right?.... It couldn't have anything to do with controlling the information you get...

A real stem-winder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2025:

Never had any fucks to give...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Betty Says who?...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

People and their phones these days...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@zeuser It was the stupid people addicted to their phones who only believe the nonsense it tells them to believe...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Alienbeing So how is your support of Trump working out for you?.... The stock market took another huge hit today because he is trying to hold a trade war with the entire world including two islands that only have populations of penguins.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMEh5xu3JXE=EagleDiscovery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ZXKDbMfH4=BusinessBasics

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Alienbeing Funny you call a state with the highest GDP in the country and if we were a country would be the 4th highest in the world.... We are the only state in the country that could possibly succeed independently of the rest of the country without becoming Somalia... NC has trouble existing as a part of the US and is one of the states with highest levels of government welfare which CA pays for...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Alienbeing If you ever become literate and start understanding that reality is real let us know... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuuVYd2G9HE=MeidasTouch

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@Betty Awe = I am impressed.... Awww = that is cute... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYUuspQ6BY=shanmugamlakshmanan

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 3, 2025:

@michelle666gar The stupidity of having the need to carry a concealed weapon. The only time a weapon is needed is when the far right comes to town and thinks they can wave guns in the air and take over the country...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar Why do Texans always carry guns with extended magazines?... Because they are bad shots... Seems like unless there is a big crowd only innocent bystanders get shot...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar What I find telling about Texas is with all those guns not one Texan shot him when he got back...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar True not many states are dumb enough to keep reelecting Gov Wheels...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar Because beer makes people horny...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar Profiteering cocksucker...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar Thank goodness we were able to dump him off on you Texans....

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar I bet you just like to stare at their butts when they are in a huddle...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar The team or the cheerleaders?....

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@michelle666gar I think you just like the shit posting...

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The dog! 🤣 Thanks for the giggles, Michelle. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty I don't hang around with them I have to clean up after them ...

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The dog! 🤣 Thanks for the giggles, Michelle. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Dog owners tend to be lazy slobs...

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The dog! 🤣 Thanks for the giggles, Michelle. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty No we just don't like beaches covered in dog shit...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Sometimes I think they are trying to drain me dry...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Sorry I already feed the vampires at the VA...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty No is your vampire blood making it impossible to see your own reflection?...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Nope it makes me feel secure...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Try looking in the mirror...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Asks the scary lady....

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The only thing people watch the Dallas Cowboys for are their cheerleaders...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Scott321 I pretty well despise not just the Dallas Cowboys but Texas as well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-mfkoTnSH8=MotherfuckerMorgan

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Actually that wouldn't be a half bad idea....

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

People and their phones these days...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Those are a minority it was the phone set that voted for him getting him elected. Without them he would have lost badly...

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty Those beliefs are nothing that can't be cured by a good anti-psychotic....

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2025:

People and their phones these days...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Betty The world wouldn't be the lousy fucked up mess that it is....

AND, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing! 😁

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

That is one influencer I wish would disappear. Good set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

RaMen to that... growing up I just couldn't believe that people were actually gullible enough to believe that crap...

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:

I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@zeuser They are just building on the science behind fastfood. All these chains add salt, sugar and grease to their foods because these substances are highly addictive.

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Alienbeing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSxlgnsB43g=TheMilitaryShow

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:

I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@zeuser I wouldn't know I tried one once and it tasted like grease with too much sugar... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfEHEtOYGw0

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:

I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@zeuser Oddly they aren't even a big thing here really outside of areas like Orange County which is mostly Republicans...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Alienbeing Sorry to disappoint you but California doesn't work that way.... North Carolina on the other hand seems to work on level of psychosis and closeted sexuality...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@Alienbeing I don't but you seem to after all making sexuality is only a crime to Republicans.... If you want to live like a Russian please move there and leave the rest of us out of your kink...

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2025:

The dog! 🤣 Thanks for the giggles, Michelle. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

We don't allow them on the beaches here in California.... And before you ask why it's because if we do that isn't driftwood...

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:

I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

"I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not" Kind of what happens when you have morbidly obese Republicans running the state isn't it?... Don't Republicans consider Krispy Kreme a major food group down south?...

I'm pretty sure most of you here have seen this, but just in case you missed it....

michelle666gar comments on Apr 2, 2025:

Hypocrites!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

Calling Kid Schlock an "entertainer" should be a clue in and of itself...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

puff comments on Mar 12, 2025:

Man, as in human, has tried to govern itself using differing ideologies. Chiefs, Monarchy's, dictatorships, democracy's, authoritarian, feudal, theocratic societies etc. Capitalism, Socialism and Communism were also variants employed by the various ideologies to varying degrees. Communism is a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 2, 2025:

@puff https://youtu.be/cXR5HLodsT8

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

puff comments on Mar 12, 2025:

Man, as in human, has tried to govern itself using differing ideologies. Chiefs, Monarchy's, dictatorships, democracy's, authoritarian, feudal, theocratic societies etc. Capitalism, Socialism and Communism were also variants employed by the various ideologies to varying degrees. Communism is a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2025:

@puff Thailand isn't anymore free than the "Democratic Republic of North Korea" or Russia in some ways... If history is written by the victors both Putin and trump are in deep shit...

Here are a few I never got around to posting last year. Hope you like 'em.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 1, 2025:

"History is written by the victors..." Both Trump and Putin are in very deep shit then aren't they?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2025:

@zeuser They are in a bad position too full of shit for anything but fertilizer, and too toxic for composting...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 1, 2025:

@Alienbeing https://youtu.be/Ye03wwtK3a4

But to be honest, I sort of dig great Uncle Billy Goat. I have a goatee, too. LOL

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2025:

If your family wanted to bury some of their past-there's probably a good reason. Bluto is smarter than trump-who'd -a thunk it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

Just about anyone who isn't a Trumpanzee...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty No https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVHItkTgHI=MovieGasm.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaiaYomGm2k=DeadMeat

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty They just came out with a new one...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty Sometimes I wonder...

I hope I can get some sleep tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2025:

75 MPH?... Must be in the slow lane...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty

I hope I can get some sleep tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2025:

75 MPH?... Must be in the slow lane...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty Depends on whether or not what I say can be used against me in a court of law...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty I avoid toxic waste because if I didn't I might end up like the Toxic Avenger... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2BOcrMcsbw

I hope I can get some sleep tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2025:

75 MPH?... Must be in the slow lane...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty Keeping your mouth shut works good too...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Alienbeing Been smoking meth again have you?...

I hope I can get some sleep tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2025:

75 MPH?... Must be in the slow lane...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty Not signing an online confession thanks...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@Betty I didn't say I never tried it.... I did say it tastes extremely bad... Oh you could probably live on it but not for long and it tastes like shit.

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2025:

Beaver memes are hard to find.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

@michelle666gar Or scoots his wormy ass across the carpet all the time...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

michelle666gar comments on Mar 31, 2025:

The guy who stole 30 cases of beer is brilliant!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 31, 2025:

Thieves do the same thing to Home Dildo all the time because they are so short staffed so I blame the large chain stores for hiring low paid untrained people in numbers that can't discourage the thieves...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2025:

@Betty By not eating toxic waste from Texass food chains?....

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2025:

@zeuser Apparently unfortunately it is and how I have no idea as I haven't seen one in Southern California in decades...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2025:

That wasn't pizza they served it was a giant soda cracker with spoiled ketchup and wax on it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2025:

@Betty Toxic waste is a much better description...

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

puff comments on Mar 12, 2025:

Man, as in human, has tried to govern itself using differing ideologies. Chiefs, Monarchy's, dictatorships, democracy's, authoritarian, feudal, theocratic societies etc. Capitalism, Socialism and Communism were also variants employed by the various ideologies to varying degrees. Communism is a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2025:

@273kelvin I think his parents kept dropping him on his head as a child he certainly acts like it...

We don't have enough beaver jokes here, so I thought I'd help out. LOL

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2025:

Beaver memes are hard to find.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 30, 2025:

Dog is looking at her like "Are you still upset I bit you last time?"

Binary punchline.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2025:

...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2025:

@glennlab It gets better... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8EgV2LCv8=OccupyDemocrats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6wA5E_zEaE=I%27veHadIt

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2025:

@Alienbeing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u49-8NDGdrc=TheLincolnProject https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGCLRXXxxk8=FarronBalanced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDWxMmD2vro=JesseDollemore

"When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of...

Alienbeing comments on Mar 13, 2025:

Trump is no prize, however compared to Harris he was the obvious choice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 29, 2025:

@Alienbeing Yeah FAUX Noise watchers like you hate facts... So how is that vote for Trump working out for you so far?... Better buckle up and hang on it is only going to get a lot worse...

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@Betty This test patient I heard about was using large doses of insulin several times a day and within 2 months no longer required insulin at all. If this is permanent or temporary only time will tell...

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@Betty I hear that as of late Canada is doing research into using stem cells as a cure for diabetes... So far with success.

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@Betty A diabetes sweetie?...

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@Betty Fun size?... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHO2lonFdvM=ThisPastWeekInComedy

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@Betty Depends on the body...

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@Betty What is more cheerful than a nice warm burning church?...

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@Betty Better than a nice warm fire?....If you really want to burn books isn't it better to start with bibles?...

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@michelle666gar Sounds like a good way to keep warm in those cold winters they have...

It's been a very tough week!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Cowboys will break their fans hearts as long as Jerry is the GM.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCmwWII2dGI=ThisPastWeekInComedy

It's been a very tough week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2025:

Christian Metal is almost as bad as regular Christian Rock....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 28, 2025:

@michelle666gar I have yet to find anything Christians have made that is worthwhile... Probably the best use for Russian churches would be target practice...

Better than tiresome, I guess.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2025:

Wives, can't live without them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miyYKwzyFxk=CliffCashComedy

Better than tiresome, I guess.

Betty comments on Mar 27, 2025:

Wisdom is underrated. ;) Thanks, Z. The giggles were needed. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2025:

@zeuser Here is a good laugh for you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFN9iHApGf0=CliffCashComedy

Better than tiresome, I guess.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2025:

You damned near needed a forklift to move those from one room to another...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2025:

@zeuser When I was in about the 8th grade we moved the old Zenith tube type 19 inch out of the bonus room through the sliding glass door, around the house and into the front driveway. It took three of us me on one side and two adults on the other...

I think he'll enjoy the part about knotty knot holes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2025:

Each death is an individual extinction event...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2025:

@Betty I did enjoy the ad though which I am sure Trump did not...

Sometimes, you don't need any more amazing shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2025:

Why I call them "dumbphones..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2025:

@zeuser Except for some of us that tech is useless...

In the spring a young mans fancy turns to thoughts of what bracket is my team in, what are they ...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2025:

Spring!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP019_nkTB0=TheDamageReport

I think he'll enjoy the part about knotty knot holes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2025:

Each death is an individual extinction event...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2025:

@racocn8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP019_nkTB0=TheDamageReport

Sometimes, you don't need any more amazing shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2025:

Why I call them "dumbphones..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2025:

@DenoPenno I tell them that not only is my screen larger but my OS is far more secure... And I also know far more about computer security than they are capable of understanding.

Sometimes, you don't need any more amazing shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2025:

Why I call them "dumbphones..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2025:

@Betty Hard to catch someone passing a message when you can't even prove it is a message... Yes they found pieces of paper from time to time but since nothing could be deciphered we never got into trouble.

Sometimes, you don't need any more amazing shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2025:

Why I call them "dumbphones..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2025:

@Betty When a message was intercepted it wasn't translatable without the key so it didn't matter.... I developed the codes( there were actually 40 of them in the 7th grade that required both a keyword (which varied in the form of a daily word) as well as a number that depended on the sender so without both used in the correct sequence the message was only gibberish.

Sometimes, you don't need any more amazing shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2025:

Why I call them "dumbphones..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2025:

@Betty Which is why we used codes....