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Hey has anyone else realized that Trump finally won the popular vote?.... 34 times in a row?...
puff comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Be careful what you wish for Trump haters. The ladies on the View seem to think, from knowing people in the know, that he will go to Rikers goal (forgive spelling) and there are moves to remove his protection as ex-president. He will be shanked in jail to provide "plausible deniability". Easy ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2024:
@puff No dumbshit Europe and Russia would be speaking German if it wasn't for America....Just the P-47 alone shot down more than 7,000 Nazi aircraft which is more than the entire Russian air farce managed... https://www.si.edu/object/republic-p-47d-30-ra-thunderbolt%3Anasm_A19600306000 In addition to that we had to send them a shitload of military aid (11.3 billion) or they would have completely collapsed when the Nazis attacked them... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lend-Lease
Hey has anyone else realized that Trump finally won the popular vote?.... 34 times in a row?...
puff comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Be careful what you wish for Trump haters. The ladies on the View seem to think, from knowing people in the know, that he will go to Rikers goal (forgive spelling) and there are moves to remove his protection as ex-president. He will be shanked in jail to provide "plausible deniability". Easy ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2024:
@puff I guess you should learn to read instead of what you want to see.... Even his own party is divided and he no longer has the control to stop Biden's plan....Oh and FYI dumbfuck it is the Trump family trying to end this deal so they can profit off the genocide....
Hey has anyone else realized that Trump finally won the popular vote?.... 34 times in a row?...
puff comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Be careful what you wish for Trump haters. The ladies on the View seem to think, from knowing people in the know, that he will go to Rikers goal (forgive spelling) and there are moves to remove his protection as ex-president. He will be shanked in jail to provide "plausible deniability". Easy ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2024:
@puff Once again you are full of shit.... https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/netanyahu-aide-israel-agreed-biden-cease-fire-plan-gaza-rcna155075
Hey has anyone else realized that Trump finally won the popular vote?.... 34 times in a row?...
puff comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Be careful what you wish for Trump haters. The ladies on the View seem to think, from knowing people in the know, that he will go to Rikers goal (forgive spelling) and there are moves to remove his protection as ex-president. He will be shanked in jail to provide "plausible deniability". Easy ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2024:
@puff You also claimed they were "illegal/undocumented when the reality was that the cops were exceeding their authority in raids to prevent the scourge of "illegal electric vehicles" no mention of the people being "illegal" at all...
I have an update patriots
racocn8 comments on Jun 3, 2024:
As lying, racist, sexist, homophobic, bigoted, hypocritical assholes, it is a fate richly earned and deserved. If it were the reich they overtly desire, they would be rounded up, gassed and cremated.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2024:
I prefer exiled because I don't want to be mistaken for a Nazi... As far as I am aware that punishment was never outlawed after Francis Scott Key received it in court...
Hey has anyone else realized that Trump finally won the popular vote?.... 34 times in a row?...
puff comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Be careful what you wish for Trump haters. The ladies on the View seem to think, from knowing people in the know, that he will go to Rikers goal (forgive spelling) and there are moves to remove his protection as ex-president. He will be shanked in jail to provide "plausible deniability". Easy ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2024:
Also it took me less than 30 seconds to debunk your Fox fake news and tictok fear baiting.... CLAIM: A video filmed on Wednesday night shows a protest by the New York Police Department over the release without bail of migrants who attacked two officers in Times Square on Saturday. AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. The NYPD did not stage such a protest, a spokesperson for the department told The Associated Press. The spokesperson and a representative of the police union said they did not know what the video showed and when and where it was taken. THE FACTS: As men charged in the attack were released without bail this week, social media users falsely claimed that a video showed the NYPD protesting against the decision. The video, which was filmed from a vantage point several stories above the corner of Eighth Avenue and West 56th Street, shows a long line of vehicles with flashing lights driving down Eighth Avenue, sirens blaring. “I just got a confirmation this is indeed an NYPD protest because the people who attacked the NYPD officers were released without bail,” reads one post on TikTok that shared the video. As of Friday, it had been viewed approximately 2.4 million times. A similar video of the incident, posted earlier in the day by the same user, said the events occurred on Wednesday at 7:35 p.m. and asked, “Anyone know what’s going on in NYC?” https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-nypd-protest-migrants-bail-times-square-214014962089
Hey has anyone else realized that Trump finally won the popular vote?.... 34 times in a row?...
puff comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Be careful what you wish for Trump haters. The ladies on the View seem to think, from knowing people in the know, that he will go to Rikers goal (forgive spelling) and there are moves to remove his protection as ex-president. He will be shanked in jail to provide "plausible deniability". Easy ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2024:
Keep smoking that meth dumbshit what would we do if you ever stopped? We might have to quit laughing at you.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p7a0DehUA8=ABCNews
My guess is that he is humming a song. A swan song...
michelle666gar comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Steven Seagull or whatever his last name is 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2024:
I think it is Shitforbrains...
My guess is that he is humming a song. A swan song...
Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 3, 2024:
Is Steven Seagal still making movies? 🤣 The one I saw was pretty bad....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2024:
They were all pretty bad but he is even worse as a human being... His last appearance was in Moscow kneeling in front of Putin and giving him a blow job...
Is that acceptable to you? Judge Merchan is thinking.
EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2024:
The game would be how far would he go if you hit him at the speed limit? Awards for- Longest flight time, most bounces and total distance.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2024:
You forgot the largest explosion of shit and gore...
You can tell early on... experts say
michelle666gar comments on Jun 3, 2024:
I thought Marines would run into closed glass doors and do it over and over again! Lol!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 3, 2024:
You are thinking of the Army.... When I signed up in 1975 the minimum AFQT score to join every branch except the Army was 40... they only required 15... Back then the scoring system was different and 40 represented a more or less average intelligence with the ability to learn tasks, accept orders and even handle some of the less technical jobs available like being a mechanic. Today the maximum score in testing is 99 while the minimum to join is (if I recall correctly) about 30. If I remember correctly back then my score was a bit over 120...
Muhammad Had SEX SLAVES In The Quran - Atheist Sam Harris & Christian Apologist Jordan Peterson - ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:
I can't think of a single paternalistic religion that didn't have sex slaves in some for or another. Paternalistic cultures all trend that way. The only three cultures I can recall that did NOT have that custom was Egyptian, Spartans and Ukraine... *Edit* Oops I forgot about the Sumerians their ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2024:
@Betty Not until after the Romans took over.... Before that they didn't use slavery just bond servants who had offered their services in return for their debts being paid. Even so they had rights and could not be beaten and money they and their family members earned doing jobs other than their duties was theirs to keep. Women could also divorce husbands who mistreated them or were just plain worthless as well as run a business and handle their own money. Egypt was actually thousands of years ahead of the rest of the world in the area of women's rights...
Being atheist is like an 8 year old kid that realized Santa doesn't exist.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:
You are exactly the type of person that makes me look for the corners of the rubber masks.... Something I got in the habit of doing since I was a child because you make it seem as if I was kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study every time you say things like this....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2024:
@Drank_Spear I am amused by your lack of knowledge not angry... You sound like a Republican so sure of your ignorance and arrogant in your opinions that there is no room for knowledge.... When the religious are trying to force their beliefs on the world they deserve to be ridiculed and by doing so using their own scriptures you keep them off balance and unsure of themselves. This is the only way to prevent them from creating a dystopian society based on their belief systems...
Being atheist is like an 8 year old kid that realized Santa doesn't exist.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:
You are exactly the type of person that makes me look for the corners of the rubber masks.... Something I got in the habit of doing since I was a child because you make it seem as if I was kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study every time you say things like this....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2024:
@Drank_Spear Delusional see a shrink or something....
For a change of pace, here's something about conservatives that doesn't refer to you know who.
glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:
It is well past time to take the profit motive out of health care
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2024:
The for profit market has even invaded the VA...
For a change of pace, here's something about conservatives that doesn't refer to you know who.
michelle666gar comments on Jun 1, 2024:
Don't get me started Z!!!! Since I started taking care of my mom and taking her to all of her doctor's appointments, it's opened my eyes to the corruption! 😞
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2024:
@michelle666gar Texas and Florida are two of the worst states for health care... The other red states are just playing Heinz 57.
20 years later after his NDA expired a producer tells what really happened on the TV show "The ...
annewimsey500 comments on May 31, 2024:
I'm sorry to say this but the piece was as boring as any I have ever read and Exactly like what happens on any show with a celebrity in the lead...does anybody think Gordon Ramsey and all his ilk give one rat's ass for the contestants except for the moments when They the Star are actually on camera,...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
The fun part is he also let people know that the people running things are more concerned about ratings than reality even to the point of inventing success in spite of the character's unbroken string of abject failures....
20 years later after his NDA expired a producer tells what really happened on the TV show "The ...
Betty comments on May 31, 2024:
The only reason he gets away with the con is all the other con-artists are in on it. Eventually he will hit the wall hard. There are going to be a lot of people feeling like fools.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
Since his stock just dropped almost $6 a share I suspect a lot of his 70IQ and higher members (as far as I can tell that would be the upper 10 to 15%) of his cult are starting to figure out that he might be selling them is not what is best for them...
20 years later after his NDA expired a producer tells what really happened on the TV show "The ...
zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:
I hope they can get their hands on the tapes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
@zeuser That is only because they are even more stupid and useless than he is.... If Trump hadn't been a born criminal who inherited a shitton of money he would have been bouncing from minimum wage job to minimum wage job his entire life just like they do....
Most interesting times indeed.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2024:
Ready for them so they can come and try to get me...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
@Jolanta Past time to take out the redneck trash by pouring a whole lot of chlorine in their gene pool if they decide to start their race war.... I would have thought it was obvious that after swearing my oath to support and defend my country, the constitution and the people and still being bound by that oath what I am saying would be obvious. I will fight back against them to protect that which that oath says I am required to protect. Fuck Donny Dumbass and everyone who supports him they are filth just like him...
20 years later after his NDA expired a producer tells what really happened on the TV show "The ...
zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:
I hope they can get their hands on the tapes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
When this starts getting around he is going to shit 10 ton bricks...
I will NEVER get tired of seeing this!
glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:
Now he has to worry about the lack of remorse, the contempt charges he was found criminally guilty of, the attacks on the judge's family. He could actually do time.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
@ThinkingFree Facing huge civil judgements for both rape and business fraud...
Hm! a lot of countries don't admit convicted felons. [worldpopulationreview.com]
HippieChick58 comments on May 31, 2024:
So we're stuck with the windbag.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
No Russia and Hungry will take him...
New Yorker previews new cover...
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
AWWWW....those giant cuffs for his itty bitty paws!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
@pamagain She could retire now but she is a Republican.... Her present net worth is around 8 million but if she were to cash out or just keep residuals from some of her businesses coming in after selling them I would guess she would be worth closer to 10 million with a revenue stream of about 250K a year above that... https://amin2.blob.core.windows.net/sdnews/stormy-daniels-net-wirth.html
New Yorker previews new cover...
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
AWWWW....those giant cuffs for his itty bitty paws!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
@pamagain Apparently she is doing very well indeed now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormy_Daniels
New York opens new library....
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
Knowing the pustule...he'll try to sell those books & make money for his next campaign.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
@pamagain They aren't going to pay him he is going to pay them for all the pain and suffering he has inflicted on the poor in New York... Why would you want to give him a break from that?...
New Yorker previews new cover...
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
AWWWW....those giant cuffs for his itty bitty paws!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2024:
@Redheadedgammy They need to present her with the porn star of the year award...
New York opens new library....
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
Knowing the pustule...he'll try to sell those books & make money for his next campaign.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
@pamagain I want to see him in general population....
New York opens new library....
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
Knowing the pustule...he'll try to sell those books & make money for his next campaign.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
@pamagain He won't be there to enjoy himself...
New York opens new library....
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
Knowing the pustule...he'll try to sell those books & make money for his next campaign.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
@pamagain LOL you mean cup o noodles....
New Yorker previews new cover...
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
AWWWW....those giant cuffs for his itty bitty paws!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
@Redheadedgammy Tiny hands, tiny mind and tiny dick...
New York opens new library....
pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:
Knowing the pustule...he'll try to sell those books & make money for his next campaign.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
Inmates don't get cash.... It gets "put on their books" and they can only buy it through the prison...
So now Trump is officially barred from entering Canada because he is a convicted felon.
annewimsey500 comments on May 30, 2024:
They didn't want him anyway.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
Ahh but now he is no longer allowed by law...
This is a reasonable request.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:
We had them in the 1960s' they were wax coated paper....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
@annewimsey500 They started replacing them in the late 60s' and 70s' with plastic ones because they could leave them in drinks longer until the paper ones went out of demand.
😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
@HippieChick58 Only in that she called hers a religious organization dedicated to the public good.... Other than that they were both pathetic scammers creating misery for all their victims.
So now Trump is officially barred from entering Canada because he is a convicted felon.
HippieChick58 comments on May 30, 2024:
That means were stuck with him here in the USA.......... forever.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
Unless he emigrates to Russia I am afraid so.... I for one am all for that.
This is one of his best monologues ever [youtu.be]
silverotter11 comments on May 30, 2024:
As much fun as we have had with tfg I can not wait until we hear of him no more.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
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I will NEVER get tired of seeing this!
glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:
Now he has to worry about the lack of remorse, the contempt charges he was found criminally guilty of, the attacks on the judge's family. He could actually do time.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
Now comes the sentencing hearing.... July 11th four days before the GQP convention.... at 10AM.
At first I thought it was Samuel Jackson....
EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:
I don't think she likes trump. And she didn't take the lords name in vain either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
She was a total cunt and stole people's medication then sold it to give to the church along with donations she scammed out of well meaning fools who thought she was using it to care for the poor.
This is one of his best monologues ever [youtu.be]
silverotter11 comments on May 30, 2024:
As much fun as we have had with tfg I can not wait until we hear of him no more.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2024:
How about the butt guy?...
It's definitely a cult!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2024:
Now with added strychnine...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@michelle666gar Oh I can do much worse.... much, much, much worse.... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/757264/at-first-i-thought-it-was-samuel-jackson
Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:
Ever since Yum Brands took over Taco Bell has been hell on your asshole.... Fucking Kenfucky corporation changing the recipes which is why Pizza Hut, Long John Silver and Col Sanders have all gone to shit... Who in the fuck thought a state where small penis vehicles are king would know how to run...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@Betty I just don't want to star in a bad remake of "Blazing Saddles" is all....
New campaign slogan....
PadraicM comments on May 29, 2024:
Gotta say her name 3x before she shows up.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
Beetlejuice is going to sue you for slander ....
Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:
Ever since Yum Brands took over Taco Bell has been hell on your asshole.... Fucking Kenfucky corporation changing the recipes which is why Pizza Hut, Long John Silver and Col Sanders have all gone to shit... Who in the fuck thought a state where small penis vehicles are king would know how to run...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@Betty I haven't eaten at a Yum brands restaurant in decades... their food went to shit after they acquired them. Both Taco Bell and Pizza Hut were originally California start ups and served really good food but everything changed after they were acquired and the food is shit due to cuts to quality and changes to the recipes... The first Taco bell was opened on the border of San Bernardino and Colton near where I now live and the first franchise was opened in the city where I grew up right down the street from me in Torrance CA...
New campaign slogan....
Redheadedgammy comments on May 29, 2024:
How in the world does she face each day? She knows what people think of her, but doesn't seem to care. I guess being as ignorant as she is helps her to deal with it all.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@Redheadedgammy Knowledge helps you cope it is ignorance that rips you and those around you to pieces...
New campaign slogan....
Redheadedgammy comments on May 29, 2024:
How in the world does she face each day? She knows what people think of her, but doesn't seem to care. I guess being as ignorant as she is helps her to deal with it all.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@Redheadedgammy After I found out I had PTSD I started to study psychology and found it interesting. I immersed myself in it for about a year and learned a lot it has helped me to get and keep my life on track as well as see others for what they are even better than I was able to before.
New campaign slogan....
Redheadedgammy comments on May 29, 2024:
How in the world does she face each day? She knows what people think of her, but doesn't seem to care. I guess being as ignorant as she is helps her to deal with it all.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
She is just a simple minded egocentric who doesn't see the world around her or that what people think about her and how it can affect her. In what little mind she does have all she sees is herself as a hero when in reality she is just a zero...
New campaign slogan....
pamagain comments on May 29, 2024:
What a terrible image!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
At least it's honest... Probably for the first time in her life...
Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:
Ever since Yum Brands took over Taco Bell has been hell on your asshole.... Fucking Kenfucky corporation changing the recipes which is why Pizza Hut, Long John Silver and Col Sanders have all gone to shit... Who in the fuck thought a state where small penis vehicles are king would know how to run...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@zeuser Blazing hot chicken strips?...
Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:
What the fuck is praying?.... Good to hear you are getting through this and the cancer that bit you is dying a horrible death like the worm that was eating Kennedy's brain...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@zeuser No huge muscles either I take it....
Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:
What the fuck is praying?.... Good to hear you are getting through this and the cancer that bit you is dying a horrible death like the worm that was eating Kennedy's brain...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@zeuser Gonna turn you into the Hulk are they?....
Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...
glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:
I didn't know this, fellow survivor. I've been cancer free for 7 months.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@glennlab
Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...
glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:
I didn't know this, fellow survivor. I've been cancer free for 7 months.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
@glennlab Don't you just hate those on again off again relationships?...
Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...
glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:
I didn't know this, fellow survivor. I've been cancer free for 7 months.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2024:
Dr Paul checked me for it a while back and I was fortunate enough to test negative...
Twisted logic
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:
This is what happens when you have too many generations of "Bro" and "Sis" towels in the master bathroom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 28, 2024:
@Moravian They would rather have people who fear.... If they are afraid to leave the church has a steady supply of people they can bleed for money like any other parasitic organism...
It's definitely a cult!
glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:
Will there be a Jim Jones special if he loses this November?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 28, 2024:
'I'll vote for that...'
I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆
michelle666gar comments on May 27, 2024:
Well she can get someone else, problem solved, plenty of willing men around, don't need to beg the same lame one!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 27, 2024:
@michelle666gar About time for a new keyboard again it seems...
I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆
michelle666gar comments on May 27, 2024:
Well she can get someone else, problem solved, plenty of willing men around, don't need to beg the same lame one!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 27, 2024:
@michelle666gar Why settle for a little prick when a gal can have all she wants?
I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆
michelle666gar comments on May 27, 2024:
Well she can get someone else, problem solved, plenty of willing men around, don't need to beg the same lame one!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 27, 2024:
Become a escort and she can leave him for more sex and money....
Ahhhh Saturday afternoon finally I get to relax!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2024:
They used to have beer vending machines on base until that twat Ronny the Raygun banned them...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2024:
@michelle666gar Fucking Republicans ruin everything...
Republicans talk about supporting America, but Democrats actually do it
michelle666gar comments on May 25, 2024:
I think people are on vacation this weekend or out at cookouts!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2024:
@michelle666gar I unofficially adopted her mother when I went back to school about 14 years back to try and get my life back under control and add some balance. I was there the night the kid was born and held her for hours and think of he like a grand daughter. I get "paid" by the young girl who loves me back and thinks of me as her grandfather. The rest of the family is shit and they all live out of state and her mother is doing the best she can. This is just a way to help improve their lives. In fact since the girls 8 birthday is Wednesday this week I bought her about $60 worth of toys today as well. I don't make money off this gig I actually spend money doing it but get back a lot of satisfaction. Unfortunately in addition to the mother's family being Trump trash the guy who got her pregnant is a scumbag that abused them both.
That woman knows how to dress, it's a shame she goes out in public like this.
backtobasics comments on May 25, 2024:
Well she is a clothes horse.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2024:
Looks more like a horse wearing a saddle blanket.... a poorly tailored saddle blanket...
Republicans talk about supporting America, but Democrats actually do it
michelle666gar comments on May 25, 2024:
I think people are on vacation this weekend or out at cookouts!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2024:
@michelle666gar I was never one of the cool kids I was a geek and today I was busy baby sitting a 7 year old girl who turns 8 this week...
That I do. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:
I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty For memory files...
That I do. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:
I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty I am fairly sure our brains work on a quantum level or mine would have overloaded long ago but it would be nice to at least be able to tweak the operating system enough to allow the brain to make files more organized so recall would be easier and more complete.
That I do. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:
I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty Mine is not eidetic (AKA photographic) but it does come pretty close and I wish it was more like a computer so I could erase some of the useless crap in storage..
That I do. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:
I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty The 10,000 number is an estimate and probably a bit on the low side when I need the information it is there so I call my recall extremely high. I have books I read of all types including text books that I can still recall from elementary school and in college I would write an essay in class of 8 pages in around 2 hours even citing parts of the book the professor had assigned which tended to freak them out a bit. In high school I took an elective called Mystery and science fiction and gave an oral report on the first three Dune books (he had only finished three by that time) in succession and then 2 weeks later did the same with The Hobbit, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King and The Silmarillion in order which nearly gave the teacher a nervous breakdown...
That I do. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:
I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty How many books have you read in your lifetime and how much of what you read do you remember?.... I have read around 10,000 books and have an extremely high recall rate.
That I do. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:
I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty I used to read an entire page at a glance by using the Reshaw technique. I am a bit slower these days but still fairly fast. But if that is what works for you so be it...
That I do. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:
I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty Incomprehensible gibberish?... Hard pass...
Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....
silverotter11 comments on May 24, 2024:
Why is it anyone's damn business who loves who? I received the no illustrations, just dry text version of the sex talk so there was no mention of the various ways things can work out. When I became aware of female or male couples it was no big thing to me. Maybe the only thing I took away from my...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@silverotter11 You might be surprised at just how discouraging a dislocated or broken finger can be to a person assaulting you...
Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....
Julie808 comments on May 24, 2024:
People are afraid of what they don't understand, and I have to wonder if some people make a big show against gay rights because they have tendencies or attractions in that way and they are embarrassed. But by showing support for gay rights, they wouldn't feel embarrassed about exploring their ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
I am just a bit more blunt than you are is all....
[youtube.com] addams family - the human beinz
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE2bY2gOBhk=EDGARRENTØN
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2024:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsSNoHquCQ4=LindaFoxwood
Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....
glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:
The only people that can chose are bisexuals, pretty much every one else is hardwired for who they are attracted to. So when they tell you that homosexuality is a choice remind them that they are proclaiming that they are bisexuals.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty My daughter died of COVID because of her mother's indoctrination of her into being a religious Trump supporter...
[youtube.com] addams family - the human beinz
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE2bY2gOBhk=EDGARRENTØN
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty Waiting for season 2 to come out on DVD now to add to my collection...
Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....
glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:
The only people that can chose are bisexuals, pretty much every one else is hardwired for who they are attracted to. So when they tell you that homosexuality is a choice remind them that they are proclaiming that they are bisexuals.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty Her mother unfortunately had different values from me and raised her with those values while hiding her from me and brainwashing her into hating me...
Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....
glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:
The only people that can chose are bisexuals, pretty much every one else is hardwired for who they are attracted to. So when they tell you that homosexuality is a choice remind them that they are proclaiming that they are bisexuals.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty The training I gave my daughter as a child if someone had tried that to he he would have ended up with his balls in his throat and a broken arm...
Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....
glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:
The only people that can chose are bisexuals, pretty much every one else is hardwired for who they are attracted to. So when they tell you that homosexuality is a choice remind them that they are proclaiming that they are bisexuals.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty I have always thought so. By the same token though I was once working a a bouncer at a bar and a Gay man came out behind me and grabbed my ass so I responded in a fashion that left him laying on a concrete sidewalk bleeding and realizing he had made a mistake. I do feel women should receive training that would allow them to makes a similar response to unwelcome physical advances so they don't need to put up with that kind of horse shit...
Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....
glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:
The only people that can chose are bisexuals, pretty much every one else is hardwired for who they are attracted to. So when they tell you that homosexuality is a choice remind them that they are proclaiming that they are bisexuals.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
I just don't have an interest in men for sex and never have. It is hard therefore to be upset if a Gay man approaches me with interest so I just let them know I don't swing that way and thank them for the compliment.
Hmm, maybe that means I can be the scallion of scalawags?
Betty comments on May 23, 2024:
Software that obeys obscenities? Hmm...I wonder...😉 Another fine set of chuckles, Z. Don't ever stop, and thanks. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@zeuser The T-Mobile customer service line used to be so frustrating people cussed up a storm so it took to cussing back at the customers.... One time I received the reply "did you say you wanted to speak to fuck you?"
dementia seems to be a Trump trait
zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:
Steal everything you can, get outta there, shut the fuck up. Good strategy, seems to be working for her and Saudi sucking hubby. 😡
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@zeuser They have been asking for repayment and I think they are now waiting to see if Diaper Donnie stays out of prison before moving on his assets there...
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty I just find references to slavery offensive. When it was legal I would have been an abolitionist and likely indulged in assassination of politicians in favor of it because I would have seen them as sub-human monsters.
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty Every country seems to have more than its fair share these days it seems... I have been called worse quite often and have been known to answer to endearing names like asshole on occasion..
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty Life is a bitch isn't it.... I would think he has violated enough US laws and as a supporter of Poo-tin could be stripped of his US naturalized citizenship then deported...
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty Slavery is the ultimate evil and justified by religion... One of the many reasons I despise religion!
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:
@Betty Then stop being afraid so you can start living.
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@michelle666gar Even Cuba doesn't want a lowlife like him....
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:
I loved this one...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@michelle666gar Applied to him that would be a compliment....
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@Betty Did I ever say you should?....
OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:
hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@glennlab Send him to Russia....
It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:
Best use for a chihuahua.... owl fodder...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@glennlab One reason I am so fond of cats is we had two barn owls on a property I was living on for a while and they disappeared real fast... he also dragged home a 6 foot long rattle snake for dinner one night... If she feels the need she can always come over to try and spank me... Though who gets the spanking may be debatable...
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:
If he had knocked she would have wet her panties...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@Betty You find what you are looking for in the strangest places which is why the term "strange attractants" was coined...
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:
If he had knocked she would have wet her panties...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@Betty If he had knocked with wood she would have jumped in his lap...
Plunging into the pun job.
glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:
Nailed the storm trooper.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@zeuser Worst aim in the movies...
Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:
False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
@puff Stop being an ass you have no idea how the US government works just like you are too stupid to put the real blame where it belongs.... on your own precious Russian government who is starting these wars all over the world to weaken everyone. By fragmenting all the usual alliances Putin feels he can take over the world piecemeal instead of being hammer by everyone else.
With a little luck by the end of next week we will see Republican terrorists back in front of the ...
racocn8 comments on May 22, 2024:
Here's a partial list of Putin's useful idiots and paid stooges... Let me know who I missed... Amy Coney Barrett (SCOTUS) Andy Biggs (AZ) Bill Hagerty (TN) Bob Good (VA) Brett M. Kavanaugh (SCOTUS) Candace Owens Clarence Thomas (SCOTUS) Cynthia Lummis (WY) David Schweikert (AZ) Devin ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:
Put them all in a cage, add a pretty bow along with a cargo parachute and drop them off in front of the Kremlin...
With a little luck by the end of next week we will see Republican terrorists back in front of the ...
pamagain comments on May 21, 2024:
Anyone want to guess what they'll do if he's convicted!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:
Whine, piss and moan about how unfair everything is....
Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:
False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:
@puff Name one time Trump has debated any of his challengers this cycle.... News flash dummy he has far less support against any of his than Biden does and by the end of this week will be a felon and might be convicted on all 38 counts...
Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:
I am totally shocked it isn't already there....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:
@michelle666gar The ER....
Baked treat made from dill dough.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:
That tree adds a whole new dimension to "morning wood..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:
@zeuser If you will forgive the pun..... It kind of stuck out....

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