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Give up and go home already you silly C.U.N.T.s....

HankSherman comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Spoke with JFK Jr just the other day, he said, and I quote, "wouldn't be caught dead with those morons"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2022:

Jebus said the same thing to me....

Give up and go home already you silly C.U.N.T.s....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2022:

&, just so we're clear, so's his Dad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2022:

@Canndue A lasting one.... He really blew Kennedy's mind that day...

Give up and go home already you silly C.U.N.T.s....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2022:

&, just so we're clear, so's his Dad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2022:

@Canndue When you only wanted to expand your mind.... and ended up with an open one...

Give up and go home already you silly C.U.N.T.s....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2022:

&, just so we're clear, so's his Dad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2022:

@Canndue All they were is mist in the wind....

Give up and go home already you silly C.U.N.T.s....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2022:

&, just so we're clear, so's his Dad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2022:

Yep he went to Dallas and lost his mind....

Oh no another blonde joke.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Should have tried "R" for race!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2022:

Friend of mine conned some kid into doing that while "teaching him to drive" and they completely trashed the pickup truck they were driving....

Very likely

St-Sinner comments on Jan 15, 2022:

Joe Mancin and Sinema are both from Conservative states. Biden and other Democrats can yell as much as they want but getting elected is their game. Joe Mancin was a WV governor and is a seasoned politician. He knows what to do and what limits not to cross in order to get elected. No Democrat would ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2022:

Joke Munchkin is a coal baron and an anti-abortionist. The only reason he is in office is because of the Clintons no different from Krispy Semolia and the rest of the corporate DNC most of whom are worth at least 100 million each. Krispy is only worth around 10 million as a Mormon trust fund baby and if those states are such hidebound conservatives why are they so angry at the promises those two broke? News flash bub the Hillary-wing is committing suicide just like the GQP is..... The problem is in their race to the bottom they are going to take the entire country with them....

And he's indicted

racocn8 comments on Jan 15, 2022:

And better yet, in jail.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

Rather see him with a lifetime reservation at Club Fed....

Fox news takes the piss.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

No wonder 'The Onion' is having trouble being mistaken for real news, compared to Fox, they are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

Right alongside "the Babylon Bee..."

Very likely

JennyRad comments on Jan 15, 2022:

What a giant disappointment she turned out to be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

@JennyRad Krispy Semolina and Joke Munchkin are both Clinton compatriots.... Little miss rich bitch trust fund baby never had to work a day in her life and both were recruited by little miss Goldwater girl $hillary Clinton same as Nazi Pelosi and many other Republicans in drag who are blocking real progress for people and making a shitton of money in the process....

I hope you are ready

Canndue comments on Jan 15, 2022:

Comes a point where you need to question the efficacy….

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

@Canndue Yet you have no data....

Road rage fun....

Canndue comments on Jan 15, 2022:

I get it now, the solution to their anger and behavior is to replace it with yours! Brilliant!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

No if it had been anger he would be using a gun like the Republicans do.... This is just having a sense of humor...

Very likely

JennyRad comments on Jan 15, 2022:

What a giant disappointment she turned out to be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

@JennyRad So telling the truth here is now a crime?... She should be embarrassed for her stupidity in bad mouthing others because of her unreasoning loyalty to a family of criminal con-artists that has been profiteering off human misery and bankrupting the middle class for decades.... She called me a liar here and I provided cited facts after which she blocked me.... Don't play the game if you don't want the name because outing someone for what they actually did in a case like this is not "throwing them under the bus" that expression means that you are throwing one of your own people to the wolves to avoid responsibility for your own guilt...

Very likely

JennyRad comments on Jan 15, 2022:

What a giant disappointment she turned out to be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

I told people she was a fraud from the start and just another Clinton Republican like Joke Munchkin ... Which is why jackasses like @Killtheskyfairy blocked me.... They don't like the truth about their corporate heroes who screw them over while making themselves obscenely wealthy running for public office.

I hope you are ready

Canndue comments on Jan 15, 2022:

Comes a point where you need to question the efficacy….

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

Actually there comes a time when you have to question the intelligence of people who say stupid shit like this because they heard it on Fox news....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

@Castlepaloma If that were actually true you would realize that you need society but society has no need for you. You only think "taking my money" but without society you wouldn't have money because money is an invention of society to facilitate trade.Everything you have in your life is a product of society so basically you want nice things you just want everyone else to pay for them for you.

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

silverotter11 comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Yeah, this describes it pretty well.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

@Castlepaloma How about we put all anarchists and other conservatives at the bottom of the sea or just refuse to indulge in your hypocrisy by stripping you naked and leaving you in the middle of nowhere for a couple weeks until you see that society does mean something to everyone? Cooperation is the only way to progress as a species just opting out is not an option....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

silverotter11 comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Yeah, this describes it pretty well.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

@Castlepaloma All conservatives are the scum of the earth.... The only rights they care about are their own and forcing their ways and beliefs on others no matter how many lives it costs.... In that you are no different from any other conservative. Primitive fools and tools the lot of you refusing to try to make the world a better place for everyone . You call others "parasites" yet how are you any different when you refuse to contribute to society and want to live off what society has available for you?.... Maybe that should be enough to show you are a hypocrite like the rest. You wear clothes made in factories and shipped over roads paid for by taxes which you are unwilling to pay. Same goes for the travel you brag about flying from airport to airport paid for by people's tax dollars. Same goes for the food you eat and the car you drive not to mention your Internet which would never have existed not to mention phones and computers. The only point I see from you is the one you have purposely shoved up your own ass....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2022:

@Castlepaloma You only believe you think for yourselves.... Mostly you believe the nonsense you are told to believe like the other conservatives....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

silverotter11 comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Yeah, this describes it pretty well.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma During the Trump administration they turned back the concept of science by more than a thousand years.... And your concept goes back just as far...

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Actually as bad as they are they are still both far better than people like you deserve....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma They are products of lowest common denominator voting just like those in charge of Canada....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma And replace him with who?.... Last one in office made Kim Jung look sane....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

You honestly need to learn what science actually is.... Your entire rant makes sure people realize how ignorant you are....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 I used to hang out on Yahoo Answers and had death threats on a almost daily basis from almost every religion you could imagine. Since I diverted the messages to AOL accounts I was able to get their IP addresses and post them in the public forum along with a copy of their messages..... I actually did that to a troll who was messing with a group of friends and his brother came home to find him hiding in the closet... He thought it was funny too.

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 I just tell them I can always smell their stench....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 Lacking knowledge of the bible just makes it more credible they are Christians but Hindus believe cows are their ancestors reincarnated so talking about eating them upsets them horribly...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Mooolah Hard to get to the 13 ounce limit without lead weights though... and the more it weighs the more they have to pay.

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018, @Mooolah I always open these so that I can look for a self addressed stamped return envelope.... A guy at the local tire shop supplies me with used wheel weights so I can pop a couple or ten into it before sealing it up and putting it into the return mail.....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 When you get the ones from India try telling them to round up some cows and make hamburgers..... Let them know it is an honest job they hate that....

Dealing with fake family this week! LMAO!!!!!

bobwjr comments on Jan 5, 2022:

Yikes definitely pass

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

Like a kidney stone?...

Dealing with fake family this week! LMAO!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2022:

Ask them "if you have so much joy inside how come you are such a hate-filled asshole all the time?"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 And with a bit of luck heart attacks or strokes...

Dealing with fake family this week! LMAO!!!!!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 5, 2022:

Evilness,..is that even a word?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/evilness

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 I actually enjoy trolling these dumbasses because here you don't end up in Assbook jail for outing these scammers...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

DenoPenno comments on Jan 13, 2022:

What period of joy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

Maybe Joy is having her period?.... Just sayin....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 This particular post has been very popular on Assbook and other sites if you look it up on google you will get thousands of hits on it. All four of this scammers posts have been simpleminded trash that has been used here a thousand times before by these types.... It would be nice if we could at least get one with something original instead of the same recycled shit over and over again...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 The profile and this post confirms it.... The poster claims to live in LA California but this post refers to an "open bank check" instead of a "cashiers check." like an American would...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 All the posts so far have been simpleminded nonsense and this I am sure was cut and pasted from a foreign religious site....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

I doubt seriously this one is even a woman this is one of those stupid scammers who seems to think everyone in the world believes in the same stupid shit he does...

The Bird Site.... or is that Bird Brain?...

AnonySchmoose comments on Jan 12, 2022:

I think I may have bird brain disease Will update on what happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2022:

That site will give you bird shit on the brain....

😆😂🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2022:

That is my little girl Rocket.... A Siamese/Tabby mix who when the other cats give her shit she just hisses and slaps them on the head. She is the matriarch of the clan.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2022:

@JackPedigo Same thing as the other three she is just a big girl is all her head is in proportion to the rest of her body and she isn't fat so it is all healthy weight. For dry food I feed them American Journey because it has the highest protein levels and the first ingredient listed is meat. Wet food I feed them Friskies canned and add real meat to their diets. Mostly tuna, mackerel, chicken, beef, ham and bacon. My cats are all spoiled rotten but they are all large and healthy which not everyone can say about their pets.

😆😂🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2022:

That is my little girl Rocket.... A Siamese/Tabby mix who when the other cats give her shit she just hisses and slaps them on the head. She is the matriarch of the clan.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2022:

@JackPedigo She has never hurt anyone cat or human she just keeps order in HER clan and makes she they all behave. She doesn't bite or scratch she just slaps them gently on top of the head and hisses. She is one of the most gentle cats I have ever raised she is however very large and weighs at least 18 pounds so at first glance vets and vet techs tend to be wary of her. As for "red" actually orange Tabbies they tend to be very people friendly it is redhead humans that are a pain in the butt (I made the mistake of marrying one...)...

What those pictures in Sunday school never show the kiddies....

Canndue comments on Jan 10, 2022:

But…why did he save the black flies and ticks?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

@phxbillcee Why blame those nice clean animals I bet it was Noah and his family along with their crotch crickets....

What those pictures in Sunday school never show the kiddies....

Canndue comments on Jan 10, 2022:

But…why did he save the black flies and ticks?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

Only reason I can think of is he must have felt a sense of kinship with them...

Seriously! Lol

AnneWimsey comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I was in the DMV before the pandemic, reading my Nook to pass the time, and was approached by a 20-something with pink hair & fishnets & her biker-looking 55+ boyfriend who wanted to talk about how awful abortion is....WTF?!? After about 3 sentences they moved far away & I resumed reading. One's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

@AnneWimsey In my state they would have been told by a DMV employee to sit their butts down and shut up or they would be forcibly ejected if need be....

[youtu.be] Coronavirus Rhapsody

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 9, 2022:

He does an amazing job as a one man band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Better to get vaccinated and wear a fucking mask so you don't get dead.... https://youtu.be/qileP4bAzek

Seriously! Lol

AnneWimsey comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I was in the DMV before the pandemic, reading my Nook to pass the time, and was approached by a 20-something with pink hair & fishnets & her biker-looking 55+ boyfriend who wanted to talk about how awful abortion is....WTF?!? After about 3 sentences they moved far away & I resumed reading. One's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

I would have just told them "A pity your parents didn't believe in it..."

[youtu.be] Coronavirus Rhapsody

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 9, 2022:

He does an amazing job as a one man band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

Canada's death rate is up 94% this last week alone.... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/weekly-trends/#weekly_table

[youtu.be] Coronavirus Rhapsody

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 9, 2022:

He does an amazing job as a one man band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

Over 5,500,000 deaths we know of so far.... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

Where the hell is my bacon?...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

When I first saw this I thought @glennlab Posted it. He's got a million Bacon Memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2022:

All mine are still unavailable until I can get to work on my new computer. I finished up the dryer today and got tied up with other projects and tomorrow I have to spend the day making calls for things like registering the warranty, reporting housing discrimination, convincing the police to tow the abandoned vehicle from in front of my house that has been there a month already.... Just a world full of joy... Of and if you want to have some fun I am posting the rental sign complete with phone number so you guys can prank call the owner....

[google.com] Blind Joe, I will not comply

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I will not give you an ICU bed...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Or you can take livestock dewormer with the rest of the Sheeple....

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2022:

@MerlinZap My FX is in a mustturd (AKA baby shit) yellow 15 year old case so they don't see what is inside just a very old and ugly case. The next will be in my old case I built the Phenom 2 in which is slightly nicer but I doubt anyone looking for something worth selling will bother with it...

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@Canndue Or better yet pool chlorine.... Clean up that gene pool....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

bobwjr comments on Jan 6, 2022:

He's the most deserving but I'll bet he is secretly vaccinated

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

I heard he may have opted for the J&J vaccine but probably didn't get the booster.... Could be he is fucked because the effects have worn off...

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@phxbillcee I heard UCLA terminated him for his participation in AFD and his medical license was under review pending suspension....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@JackPedigo Hopefully he gets everyone who attended his "news conference" sick with COVID and they sue his dumb ass into bankruptcy....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

I am hoping he sticks to sheep dewormer....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Well, we know he has no morals...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

I wonder how many who attended that conference will end up with COVID ?

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@MerlinZap I figure the next will be a Ryzen 12 core with something like 64 GB of ram with a Gigabyte motherboard and then keep the FX for a backup while I put in some nice NAS quality harddrives on the new build with a higher capacity . Building above and beyond is cheaper than buying a commercial build anyway. Plus I reuse the old cases to make them look less desirable if someone breaks in...

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@MerlinZap The one I have built isn't the latest or greatest it is an AMD FX860 on a gigabyte GS-970A-DS3 motherboard with 32 GB of ram and a couple of 4TB hard drives along with 1 GB video card. Since I am not a gamer this should be more than sufficient for my needs for years to come. Software is just getting so unfriendly towards computers without enough system resources these days you need the extra just so you don't end up slowing down and freezing up. Also I have found it advisable over the years to keep spare parts around so I can stay online.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2022:

I already have the new one standing by but can't use the USB or LAN ports on the motherboard. I found the scripting but couldn't apply it until I found a male PS/2 to female USB adapter so I can hook up the keyboard and mouse until I finish modifying the operating system and use legacy LAN and USB drivers.

The GQP is on the march....

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Wait until they hit big house, Virgins are in high demand.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

Wait until Big Ben Dover gets his hands on them eh?

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@azzow2 A little but that is wwwwaaaaay out of my price range.... I can't afford 10 million for a house much less a computer at this time but the Chinese do claim they have a small ones that they are peddling for 5,000.00 though I don't believe the claims.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@azzow2 AMD Ryzen processors require a different socket than Intel ones as well as different ram. https://www.newegg.com/amd-ryzen-5-5600x/p/N82E16819113666?item=N82E16819113666=Email=IGNEFL122621-LB=EMC-IGNEFL122621-LB-_-EMC-122621-Index-_-ProcessorsDesktops-_-19113666-S1A5A=1=cmFuZGFsbG00MEBnbWFpbC5jb20=&tp=i-1NGB-Q7F-6Tc-8BHa8o-2D-1lzyt-1c-8BSeCm-l6x2ytfyug-dMdqY=26216011=24900

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Perhaps it is time to move to Linux?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@FrayedBear Actually I refused to deal with them until they finally came out with XP and stopped using monkeysoft after Windows 7.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@azzow2 Prices for AMD are lower and so is the power usage which means less heat damage. Also they come with water cooled heatsinks and fans.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Sorry, boyo. Computers would be perfect if we could figure out how to eliminate the hardware component. Good luck, boss, it'll all come together for you I'm sure.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

Getting Monkeysoft out of the industry would help a lot so I wouldn't need to find work arounds for Linux for the hardware I want.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Good to see you back in whatever means of format. Hopefully the hardware comes in soon & you'll have a better 2022 going forward.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

They just shipped it so the stuff should be here in three or four days.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

Gigabyte motherboard and an AMD processor... 6 core Phenom2 that was only 2.8 ghtz but still faster than my temporary. Thing is those outlast the other stuff on the market and I don't end up having problems for years. When I finish this new one it should last me another 10 years at least and I will build a backup so this doesn't happen again.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Perhaps it is time to move to Linux?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

I have been using Linux..... I even watch DVDs on my computer and to do that you need the CSS de-scramblers. Mostly it is the slow process of recovering all my accounts by memory... and this temporary I put together has an old 1.9 ghtz dual core intel processor with only 4 gigs of ram so it is slower than snail shit...

RIP Betty White died 17 days before her 100th birthday.

racocn8 comments on Dec 31, 2021:

I saw a note about this young (to me) lady who had been in the New Mouseketeers (Tiffini Talia). I didn't know her, but she passed of a heart attack at the age of 46. That struck me as going far too early, but the usual, ya just never know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

Working for Disney does that most of their child stars are all fucked up mentally... Drug addicts, Alcoholics, Mental issues etc...

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@SnowyOwl I was referring to the jokes you didn't think of first.... As for taking it in the rump I will leave that to supporters of Trump....

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@SnowyOwl Sorry buddy I am straight sorry if you are jealous ...

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@HankSherman Nah I just consider him a dick...

10 characters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2021:

Fuck Chuck Boresus....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2021:

@Tejas Trump would make a better one and he has already proven to be an incompetent jackass just like Chucky the Fucky....

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2021:

@HankSherman You mean pubic right?

Remember you were warned....

Donna_I comments on Dec 25, 2021:

Is pirate claus coming for my booty?😉😎🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2021:

Be careful he might make you walk the plank by prodding your booty with his sword....

I think someone is masturbating again....

ChurchLess comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I don't get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2021:

@Lorajay Rather the reverse.... she is batshit insane and is deriving sexual pleasure at the thought of Santa burning in her fireplace....

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2021:

I am honestly shocked someone living in Texas hasn't shot him in the ass yet for the contemptuous way he treats his constituents...

I think someone is masturbating again....

ChurchLess comments on Dec 24, 2021:

And that relates to masturbating?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

Think about it.... What could possibly motivate such behaviour?

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Then watch it die a slow and painful death! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

I would rather we adopt the "Singapore plan" with political criminals after all 200 lashes with a bamboo cane across the ass will definitely leave a lasting impression...

I think someone is masturbating again....

ChurchLess comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I don't get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

I would have thought it was obvious.... little girl is implying she wants Santa to burn....

Lock up tight because he is coming tonight...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Krampus???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

No Satan Claws....

Lot of these in the red states too due to the popularity of live stock dewormer....

Moravian comments on Dec 24, 2021:

How dare you. That's a heinous slur on the Scottish people. That's a Welsh mountain sheep and we only have Scottish blackface up here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

You sound like a man with experience in these matters...

Cats too.....

bobwjr comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Nice place to visit but can't afford there

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

Actually you might be very surprised.... There is a lot of misinformation about the real cost of living here something I just debunked with Sa-Sinner....

Cats too.....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If it wasn't so expensive - especially property, I would be living there. I don't much care about high taxes and fees but I don't want to live in a small house any longer. Texas has spoiled me in that respect. For $700K to 1 Mill, you get a good, large house in Austin although property taxes are ...