Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2019:

The only thing I like about those crap films is writing reviews on them....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2019:

@JacobMeyers Be sure to invert the image before you print it so it comes out right. The software to do that is already in your computer...

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...

Robecology comments on Jul 28, 2019:

LOL! Please decide now to not only vote, but "get others out" to vote? This election is critical.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@glennlab Or Harris who only wants student loan forgiveness for those who start a business in a underserved community after graduation.... Fucking brilliant leave the people who can't afford school without those loans stuck with the bills while the rich get a free Masters Degree... https://twitter.com/i/events/1155504815562059776

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...

Robecology comments on Jul 28, 2019:

LOL! Please decide now to not only vote, but "get others out" to vote? This election is critical.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@glennlab The only deceived one here seems to be you... Ask Schumer and AIPAC... https://www.huffpost.com/entry/schumer-aipac-ilhan-omar-democrats-israel_n_5c9a66cae4b07c88662c7df0?fbclid=IwAR0bOD7lzh0HgsXs2ylR-Rk96lh5_r0J1S8Jv82xaMIbiFJRuLY_-I2dKoo

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...

Robecology comments on Jul 28, 2019:

LOL! Please decide now to not only vote, but "get others out" to vote? This election is critical.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@Secular_Squirrel And those who feed at the Wall Street trough will never learn which is why we were stuck with the sure loser Hillary... Kamala Harris is cut from the same bolt of cloth Hillary is and just revealed her "plan" for school loan forgiveness.... She only wants to forgive loans for those who start a business in an underserved community... If they had the fucking money to do that they wouldn't have needed a fucking school loan would they?... Something I pointed out to her publicly on Twitter... Since she had almost 500 likes on that shit post my guess is she has a lot of paid bot followers...

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...

Robecology comments on Jul 28, 2019:

LOL! Please decide now to not only vote, but "get others out" to vote? This election is critical.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@Robecology, @glennlab 4 names in the recent news.... Biden, Obama, Perez, Pelosi....

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...

Robecology comments on Jul 28, 2019:

LOL! Please decide now to not only vote, but "get others out" to vote? This election is critical.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@Robecology Now if only Tom Perez and the rest of them would stop attacking the real left...

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...

Robecology comments on Jul 28, 2019:

LOL! Please decide now to not only vote, but "get others out" to vote? This election is critical.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

The DNC is working on 4 more years of Trump....

Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2019:

The only thing I like about those crap films is writing reviews on them....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@JacobMeyers https://www.officedepot.com/a/products/825464/Avery-Personal-Creations-T-Shirt-Transfers/?cm_mmc=PLA-_-Google-_-Copy_Printer_Paper-_-825464=1256068=Cj0KCQjwj_XpBRCCARIsAItJiuRWu4XSMkhsgXy4Bia-j1LuI78Lvv_vnJGEM-zBiIlnjHdQyZU8-lwaAgAaEALw_wcB=aw.ds

Get yours today...

GEGR comments on Jul 28, 2019:

And doubled down again Saturday on Congressman Cummings . They are dismantling this Orange Communist Turd just like they did Nixon . If we are lucky it will be the End of these Asswipe Republiturds ...... But I'll not hold my breath .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

Trump is a Nazi which is Right-wing not a Communist which is the far Left-wing...

Sometime the English can be creative.... [vimeo.com]

GEGR comments on Jul 28, 2019:

The next 10 Years for Great Britain will not be so Great .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@GEGR Keep in mind that you are thinking of Trump as a communist and are thinking of the wrong end of the political spectrum... Trump is far Right wing not far Left... He is a fascist...

More code talking...

brentan comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Everyone's a victim!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

Damn well know Trump plays it all the time...

Sometime the English can be creative.... [vimeo.com]

GEGR comments on Jul 28, 2019:

The next 10 Years for Great Britain will not be so Great .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

At least now they can't laugh at us for Trump... Of course the rest of the world is now laughing at both of us...

Stupid is .... [r6---sn-a5meknl6.googlevideo.com]

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I don't have access to the context???????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

@RobertNappi2 How about your network?... Also who is your ISP and what are their policies?...

Stupid is .... [r6---sn-a5meknl6.googlevideo.com]

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I don't have access to the context???????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2019:

Maybe someone turned on parental control in your operating system or your router...

That is him.... Ole Lover Boy...

DenoPenno comments on Jul 27, 2019:

According to Stormy this is old mushroom dick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

She released the photo...

Some are..

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

This stupid hat? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

Here is one for you...

Some are..

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

This stupid hat? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

Thanks...

Get yours today...

bookofmorons comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Can't stand a word he says . . decoder or no decoder

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

@davers You're welcome...

Stupid is .... [r6---sn-a5meknl6.googlevideo.com]

ShadowAmicus comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Looks like a st up spoof to me

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

Have you ever tried talking to a Trumpanzee?...

Get yours today...

bookofmorons comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Can't stand a word he says . . decoder or no decoder

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

https://r6---sn-a5meknl6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?expire=1564285988&ei=xMc8XY-lAoGOkwbzvIeYDg&ip=47.149.112.156&id=o-AECELrEC5jHxz9VOpqWkdsvM4hksaBPdKQ5sj_RNpwO9=18=youtube=yes&mm=31,29&mn=sn-a5meknl6,sn-a5msen7z&ms=au,rdu&mv=m=5&pl=14=1308750=video/mp4=yes=50824017=yes=887.420=1541547737794985&mt=1564264307=1&c=WEB=5531432=expire,ei,ip,id,itag,source,requiressl,mime,gir,clen,ratebypass,dur,lmt=ALgxI2wwRQIge_0WpXzngg9R7ZJVKyASql7C2y9zJumyyNFrROuaCoQCIQCSE6N05A1Ru-gr6EZe6J5D7-IyFVFxV0i1nU_Ui4uE2w===mm,mn,ms,mv,mvi,pl,initcwndbps=AHylml4wRQIgfKe3TzRsFvUqYYZEUecw-6cWEy2CjWKzh4yxRI1Vu84CIQC5fiDVAiToki6iCZNzhag6O7ahGfWGpRmX8UF3ERqIvA==

Some are..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Way too many...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

@bookofmoron Many of them can't afford one so they voted for Trump to cut their welfare...

Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?

KevinMR comments on Jul 27, 2019:

They're inherently bad because their message is inherently weak. Well intended, but weak.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2019:

"Good intentions are the source of all folly..." Robert Heinlein

It really happened.

Freefromgod comments on Jul 25, 2019:

He's such a dick!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2019:

@Duchess Are these better?...

It really happened.

bookofmorons comments on Jul 26, 2019:

love the little details such as the cash in its right foot and the Hammer & Sickle on the flag. Pretty accurate and probably only going to get worse

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2019:

He really should have added some Swastikas and a Nazi eagle...

It really happened.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2019:

The best part of all this is the guy who created that graphic was a Republican.... https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/creator-of-doctored-trump-presidential-seal-is-a-republican-who-despises-trump/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2019:

@altschmerz Maybe he is so fed up with the GOP he will take a hard left and support Sanders... :D

It really happened.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2019:

The best part of all this is the guy who created that graphic was a Republican.... https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/creator-of-doctored-trump-presidential-seal-is-a-republican-who-despises-trump/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2019:

@altschmerz Even better he sacrificed his livelihood making this because that is what the Republican Party paid him to do... Before you ask "did they fire him?..." I am going to answer "You Betcha..."

It really happened.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2019:

The best part of all this is the guy who created that graphic was a Republican.... https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/creator-of-doctored-trump-presidential-seal-is-a-republican-who-despises-trump/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2019:

@altschmerz I think it makes it all the more impressive... Just think a guy who was so loyal he even supported that dweeb was so horrified by Trump he probably voted for Hillary and then made this...

It really happened.

Freefromgod comments on Jul 25, 2019:

He's such a dick!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2019:

"The Shadow knows..."

Well after watching the Mueller testimony and his answers to the questions I saw that congress has ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 24, 2019:

They won't impeach although the evidence is there... 😞

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

Probably not I am sure Pelosi is just thinking of the 2020 election and how to get Biden into the Whitehouse so the DNC can screw us again.... Likely the only candidate he can win against is Trump and that is iffy if they try another fraudulent primary...

Scientific fact!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Far too many of them all through the ages...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@Captnron59 I have read history books that go father back than you can imagine.... Funny that you would cite that date (which was the McCarthy anti-communist era) and endorsed your heritage of hate... During the 1920s' the Methodist church was responsible for the resurgence of the KKK using both their "new" Christian flag (Patterned after the confederate "White man's flag) and Confederate battle standard which was leading the way at the Fort Pillow massacre of Black Union solders and their families... That same flag later became the original symbol of the KKK one of this country's oldest terrorist organizations...

Sums it up nicely...

brentan comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Nazi Germany, the people placed in concentration camps were those who could not or chose not to get out of their own countries. They were placed there to be killed. In America, it is people who could not or chose not to stay in their own countries. There is no intention of killing them. I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@brentan You really need to open your eyes to reality... You are taking a religious approach to historical context and you are wrong....

Sums it up nicely...

brentan comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Nazi Germany, the people placed in concentration camps were those who could not or chose not to get out of their own countries. They were placed there to be killed. In America, it is people who could not or chose not to stay in their own countries. There is no intention of killing them. I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@brentan Yet Trump is trying to make them the new Amerklan "normal..." And this is ALWAYS how it starts... Purges and persecutions...

How soon people forget...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 24, 2019:

News to me...! I guess it's similar to trump attacking democrats...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Something I know very well.... American and European history though should be taught in school yet they spend more time on filling children with McCarthy era propaganda...

Scientific fact!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Far too many of them all through the ages...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@Captnron59 When Nazis and Klansmen march side by side carrying your "heritage" then you might also be part of the problem...

Scientific fact!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Far too many of them all through the ages...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@Captnron59 You need to open a history book because that is false...

How soon people forget...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 24, 2019:

News to me...! I guess it's similar to trump attacking democrats...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

'Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.' George Santayana

Sums it up nicely...

brentan comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Nazi Germany, the people placed in concentration camps were those who could not or chose not to get out of their own countries. They were placed there to be killed. In America, it is people who could not or chose not to stay in their own countries. There is no intention of killing them. I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@brentan Really is it?... You are using the actions of the past which have been rebuked by the people of this country for decades even to the point of President Ford who was a Republican having issued a formal apology. An action which has been called by terms such as "horrific" and un-American" yet was still far more humane than these present day actions to normalize them...

Sums it up nicely...

brentan comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Nazi Germany, the people placed in concentration camps were those who could not or chose not to get out of their own countries. They were placed there to be killed. In America, it is people who could not or chose not to stay in their own countries. There is no intention of killing them. I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2019:

@brentan Funny you should mention those camps during WW2 as it seems you know so little about them.... The Japanese were mistreated and lost their properties but while in those camps ha\d far better living conditions than the ones in these camps Trump has set up...

Sums it up nicely...

brentan comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Nazi Germany, the people placed in concentration camps were those who could not or chose not to get out of their own countries. They were placed there to be killed. In America, it is people who could not or chose not to stay in their own countries. There is no intention of killing them. I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2019:

@brentan A) They didn't start with mass murder. B) They did start separating families from the beginning just like Trump is doing. C) The camps used starvation and no medical care to thin people out first Trump is also doing this. D) Skin color is only one factor in both cases, religion, disability, and even political leanings were others and in this case Trump and the GOP are TRYING their best to subvert the constitution so they can do the same... E) The only real difference between Hitler and Trump is that Hitler actually served in the military while Trump is a coward and draft dodger... F) The threat of being sent to a camp was used to terrorize the people just as it is being used today.

Sums it up nicely...

brentan comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Nazi Germany, the people placed in concentration camps were those who could not or chose not to get out of their own countries. They were placed there to be killed. In America, it is people who could not or chose not to stay in their own countries. There is no intention of killing them. I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2019:

As for the rest they have been putting citizens in those camps for the same reason the Nazis did.... Their skin isn't White enough...

Sums it up nicely...

brentan comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Nazi Germany, the people placed in concentration camps were those who could not or chose not to get out of their own countries. They were placed there to be killed. In America, it is people who could not or chose not to stay in their own countries. There is no intention of killing them. I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2019:

Calling bullshit on that.... If there was no intent to kill they wouldn't be giving them bad food and water with no medical care and letting them die....

Sums it up nicely...

bookofmorons comments on Jul 23, 2019:

it is indeed a sad commentary on what the US supposedly stands for

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2019:

Not the US as a whole just the Republican party....

A few new ones...

bookofmorons comments on Jul 23, 2019:

To this day I wake up hoping 45 was just a bad dream

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2019:

In any case he is still a nightmare...

If you ever watched Star Trek...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Scotty was the only redshirt that didn't die. I take that back, he was killed by then revived by that satellite called Nomad the Enterprise encountered. I believe the episode was titled The Changeling.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2019:

@RobertMartin And played a glorified telephone operator... They had a token Black woman, a token, Russian, a token Asian, and a token Alien...

Subway cancels new ad campaign....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2019:

LMAO I am really wondering how many of you get this...^^^^

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2019:

@scurry I try to lead in with a good intro to help make the meme more amusing...

Did you believe in ghosts ?

1EarthLovingGal comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I always have because I have witnessed a few of what one would describe as ghosts. However, I am an atheist and question myself on ghosts often because it is one of those things that doesn’t make since. Only difference is, I see what I think is them. No one ever sees God.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Children can also be very suggestible and if told they will see something their minds can end up seeing what they are told to see. The human brain is very complex and not very well understood yet but science is making a lot of progress...

Nuff said. F%n losers.

EyesThatSmile comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I don’t see anything about Trump there. Is there a bumper sticker?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@KKGator No arguement from me...

If you ever watched Star Trek...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Scotty was the only redshirt that didn't die. I take that back, he was killed by then revived by that satellite called Nomad the Enterprise encountered. I believe the episode was titled The Changeling.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

There was actually one "red shirt" who never did die .... Uhura...

Subway cancels new ad campaign....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2019:

LMAO I am really wondering how many of you get this...^^^^

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@scurry Many people don't even look at the intro statement and only check the meme instead....

Subway cancels new ad campaign....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2019:

LMAO I am really wondering how many of you get this...^^^^

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@scurry Geeze I tagged it with his name even...

Sad, but true

bookofmorons comments on Jul 22, 2019:

not true and Churchill never said it https://richardlangworth.com/quotes-churchill-never-said-2

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@bookofmoron Not when Trump is using funds from ICE to collect information on people protesting him...

Did you believe in ghosts ?

1EarthLovingGal comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I always have because I have witnessed a few of what one would describe as ghosts. However, I am an atheist and question myself on ghosts often because it is one of those things that doesn’t make since. Only difference is, I see what I think is them. No one ever sees God.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Keep in mind though some types of medication and mental issues or even just lack of sleep can cause hallucinations. Also people tend to see patterns in objects because the mind is hardwired to do so this is why people see Jebus in a grilled cheese sandwich....

So that's how!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Sounds about right to me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I had a hard drive die on me about 4 years back and haven't gotten around to fixing it yet but if I ever get off my lazy ass and do it I will have another 50 to 60 thousand at my disposal as well... Right now I probably have close to 100K on my computer... What can I say I have friends in low places...

Found this table on the side of the road and decided to refurbish it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Very nice work out here you could make a really nice living doing pieces like this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal In Oklahoma people don't have as much disposable income is why. Even in the less affluent communities here in Ca there are at least one or two stores that make a living selling projects like this...

more for ya

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

LMAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

..........

Nuff said. F%n losers.

EyesThatSmile comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I don’t see anything about Trump there. Is there a bumper sticker?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2019:

How about these

While I was working in my $$torage unit I was serenaded by a Christian music radio station.

Heraclitus comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I once got a mailing from Pat Robertson saying he would pray for me if I sent him money. I was tempted to send him a mailing back telling him I would pray for him if he sent me money...but refrained.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2019:

@Heraclitus He tried suing the people who came forward about his shit actions during his service and his position as Liquor procurement officer for the officers club when he claimed to be a "combat platoon officer" during his attempted run for President but when evidence showed they were truthful and he was full of shit the judge dismissed the case.... He did however keep some 20+ million in campaign donations never returning them to the Sheeple he scammed....

Me on my death bed...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I got to thinking about the possible conversation between God, Adam & Eve, and the snake within the Garden of Eden; so here’s what I think was said. [Adam walks up to God at the tree of knowledge] ADAM: God, I need to talk to you GOD: yea Adam, what do you want now? ADAM: I’m horny as hell, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2019:

EVE: Eating from that tree [pointing to the tree of knowledge] is bad GOD: Right! ADAM: but aren’t you all knowing and already know what we are going to do before we do it? GOD: Yes I am and yes I do ADAM: So why did you put the tree there to test us to see if we could avoid being bad, Even though you already know what we are going to do before we do it? Besides we don’t know what “bad” is unless we eat from the tree. GOD: I did it just because I needed some entertainment. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that if you eat from that tree. [Pointing to the tree of knowledge] I will kick you out of the Garden of Eden ADAM: yea we know, you said we’ll go to heaven after we die from eating that tree GOD: no, I mean before you die, I will kick you two out from the garden. ADAM: You mean there is something outside of this place? GOD: Yes ADAM: Where? I have walked all around this place already and I have never come to the end. GOD: Well then, I will make another place outside of the garden. EVE: Like this one? GOD: No, not like this! Why would I kick you out of here into a place that is just as nice? That’s not a punishment! ADAM & EVE: What is “punishment”? GOD: ARGH! Look, I have other stuff to do; you do know the universe doesn’t run itself, right? I have to run it. Just don’t eat from that tree, [pointing to the tree of knowledge] okay? We can discuss it again later. ADAM & EVE: Okay GOD: Promise? ADAM & EVE: Promise GOD: Pinkie swear? ADAM & EVE: Pinkie swear GOD: Good. I will talk to you two later. [Exits] ADAM: I am going to look to see if there’s an end of this place, if there is one. EVE: Okay, I’ll just stay here, by the tree, thinking of this knowledge thing God told us about. ADAM: Okay, bye [Exits] EVE: Bye [sits down and stares at the tree of knowledge] SNAKE: [after listening to the conversation, the snake enters by the tree of knowledge and goes to Eve] Hello Mrs. Eve, Where did Mr. Adam go? EVE: he went off looking for the edge of this place where ever it is, so he’ll probably be gone for a while. SNAKE: [climes up the tree of knowledge] Good do you want a piece of fruit? EVE: No thank you, God doesn’t want us to eat from that tree SNAKE: did you ever wonder why God really doesn’t want you to eat from this tree? EVE: I was just thinking about what God told us what would happen if we eat from the tree but it doesn’t make sense. How can knowing something, kill us? SNAKE: well the real reason is because God knows that if you and Mr. Adam gets knowledge, then you’ll know that God doesn’t know jack shit about anything. So God wants to keep you two ignorant so both of you will need God EVE: No that’s not true, it can’t be SNAKE: yes it is, search your feeling, you know it to be true, but if you don’t ...

While I was working in my $$torage unit I was serenaded by a Christian music radio station.

Heraclitus comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I once got a mailing from Pat Robertson saying he would pray for me if I sent him money. I was tempted to send him a mailing back telling him I would pray for him if he sent me money...but refrained.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2019:

Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson is just another fake who bought his ordination for 25 bucks from a diploma mill for Christians... http://www.schlatter.org/liquor_officer.htm

I hate that I'm the type of person who gets super motivated by getting points & moving up levels, so...

Flowers28 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

It seems like most of you guys are stuck around levels 7 and 8. How long did it take you guys to reach those levels?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2019:

Three months I was bored because Marky Fuckerberg kept suspending both my accounts and I had to let them cool off... I figure I will be at level 8 before new years...

When it all becomes clear...

bookofmorons comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I predict the crowds at Area 51 will exceed the Boston Straight Pride parade turnout

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2019:

Not taking that bet....,

Brighten up this group with a little music... [agnostic.com]

EyesThatSmile comments on Jul 21, 2019:

It didn’t play through the entire song. Even I prefer big butts to big bibles!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyird7QyhGU

"Hold my beer and watch this" D. J. Trump

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

So when do we get to crucify him?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2019:

Working on that one... Just have to find a cross that can hold his fat ass and some nails that won't rip out of the cross...

One of the reasons they call it fast food instead of good food...

lookinhard comments on Jul 20, 2019:

It aint just Micky D.Everywhere ya go

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2019:

@lookinhard Word out here just gets around and people don't go there anymore...

One of the reasons they call it fast food instead of good food...

lookinhard comments on Jul 20, 2019:

It aint just Micky D.Everywhere ya go

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2019:

@lookinhard Maybe NY is different but here in CA independents who do that don't stay in business long...

One of the reasons they call it fast food instead of good food...

lookinhard comments on Jul 20, 2019:

It aint just Micky D.Everywhere ya go

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2019:

Not everywhere just the big chains...

Trumpanzees ya gotta love em...

NHjulie comments on Jul 20, 2019:

What happens next? Please tell me the will somehow be eliminated.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2019:

And that of course will involve the Trumpanzee battle cry of "Hold my beer and watch this"..

Catholic porno...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:

I'll have nun of that! :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2019:

Nun of your lip boy...

I despise the religitard channel as well...

Dancing comments on Jul 19, 2019:

The shows on that channel are horrible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2019:

"Particularly moronic morning cretin fodder." James "Slippery Jim" DiGriz AKA The Stainless Steel Rat

Okay then...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2019:

All kinds of pie...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2019:

@Stilltrying1964 It sure is...

I am getting so tired of getting hate mail from the Republican​s through the mail I bought a ...

GreatNani comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I got a Facebook post from Trump and reported it as offensive. Do what ya got to do!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@mcgeo52 Trying to get our AG to do just that.... I want him to have Twitter remove the block button on all politicians profiles and delete the bots they are paying to look like people actually follow them...

I am getting so tired of getting hate mail from the Republican​s through the mail I bought a ...

GreatNani comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I got a Facebook post from Trump and reported it as offensive. Do what ya got to do!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@mcgeo52 Since when has he ever obeyed the law?...

I am getting so tired of getting hate mail from the Republican​s through the mail I bought a ...

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

You can return it under the obscene mail act. Then if they send you anything else you can refer it to the Postal Inspector for criminal prosecution.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2019:

You are referring to the Comstock Act and yes this does violate it because it is political advertising for a major party the Post Office isn't allowed to take action... The Comstock Act was an anti-pornography bill and also prohibited the mailing of information on abortion and medical supplies relating to abortion or birth control...

I am getting so tired of getting hate mail from the Republican​s through the mail I bought a ...

GreatNani comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I got a Facebook post from Trump and reported it as offensive. Do what ya got to do!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2019:

LMAO.... I have offended that butthurt little shit so often he has both my Assbook profiles and my Twiiter profile blocked...

I am getting so tired of getting hate mail from the Republican​s through the mail I bought a ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Just had an after thought: there are sprinkles that look like snow flakes!! ❄️

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2019:

Yep snowflake glitter here... https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40=p2047675.m570.l1313.TR1.TRC0.A0.H0.Xsnowflake+glitter.TRS0=snowflake+glitter=0

I am getting so tired of getting hate mail from the Republican​s through the mail I bought a ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Just had an after thought: there are sprinkles that look like snow flakes!! ❄️

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2019:

As I recall there is a glitter that does too and it is hella hard to clean up after spilled... https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40=p2060353.m570.l2632.R3.TR12.TRC2.A0.H1.Xglitter.TRS0=glitter=28102

Keeping in shape...

Livinlife comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Round is a shape

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2019:

So round, so firm, so fully packed...

The perfect meme!

Haemish1 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Incest is best!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2019:

And sodomy don't boder me...

Popeyes is upping the game!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2019:

https://agnostic.com/group/Meme/post/373109/yes-please

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@altschmerz I was just funnen...

Staying clam through frustrating times makes it difficult for your opponents to get the better of ...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 16, 2019:

No wonder the cat wants it, it has clams in it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 16, 2019:

At least somebody caught it...

Damn I was just trying to cool off in all this heat...

scurry comments on Jul 15, 2019:

This is just so wrong. So many inappropriate thought.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@scurry Obviously...

Damn I was just trying to cool off in all this heat...

scurry comments on Jul 15, 2019:

This is just so wrong. So many inappropriate thought.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2019:

If you don't have a sense of humor that is why they invented a scroll wheel....

Reminds me of that old Monty Python song...

scurry comments on Jul 15, 2019:

https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2019:

Exactly....

When you are forced to listen to stupid people...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I can almost believe this interaction. 😳😳😱

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2019:

@Diogenes Same place he gets his advice... His golf caddy...

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Thousands would be a sever underestimation....

What kind of moron has his golf caddy handle his Twiiter account and make important political ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Not than anyone saw it coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

Yeah who could have predicted him right?... That book by Opton Sinclair was pretty close too....

What they promised us and what we got...

Ludo comments on Jul 13, 2019:

I think it's funny that Blade Runner, which takes place in 2019, had flying cars, but no cell phones. When Harrison Ford wanted to make a call, he used a pay video phone in a bar. And the picture was crappy, despite being a land line.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

The first cell phone appeared in 1948 in the first chapter of the book "space Cadet" by Robert Heinlein... Matt gets a call from his mother asking about his recent surgery and the kid next to him tells him how he fooled his parents buy packing his phone in his suitcase...

EXCELLENT!!! plays air guitar [imgur.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 13, 2019:

No barbed wire? No wonder he got out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Likely through one of the drug tunnels....

EXCELLENT!!! plays air guitar [imgur.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 13, 2019:

No barbed wire? No wonder he got out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

Actually.... It does have barbed wire around the top you have to look closer...

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Clothing line made in China...HUD surgeon was defrocked for lack of insurance after being sued by patients 5 times for malpractice, Treasury resigned because of connections to pedophile... He only had one medical deferment which was for bone spurs the other 4 were educational... One of his professors has stated publicly he was the dumbest fucking student he ever had...

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Nobody said life would be fair - and if they did they lied.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Small problem with that.... Those judgements would not be dischargeable through bankruptcy.... https://www.uscourts.gov/services-forms/bankruptcy/bankruptcy-basics/discharge-bankruptcy-bankruptcy-basics

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata/post/373237/what-kind-of-moron-has-his-golf-caddy-handle-his-twiiter-account-and-make-important-political-polici

Waiting for the next Trump rally...

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Except that they're mostly deserted. You'll only have like, 12 people to taze. Disappointing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2019:

Less people to plant drugs on before calling the cops right?....

Cop will probably arrest him for resisting arrest because he can't get the handcuffs on him....

Babyoda comments on Jul 12, 2019:

He is in the U.K. he's the driver.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2019:

In the US cops shoot more than that every month... https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/police-shootings-us-death-toll-gun-control-officers-a8777046.html

Cop will probably arrest him for resisting arrest because he can't get the handcuffs on him....

Babyoda comments on Jul 12, 2019:

He is in the U.K. he's the driver.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2019:

If he were he wouldn't be worrying about getting shot would he?... Only 70 fatal shootings by cops in England and Wales combined in the last 29 years.... https://www.inquest.org.uk/fatal-police-shootings

Cop will probably arrest him for resisting arrest because he can't get the handcuffs on him....

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Poor guy, I wonder if this is due to a birth defect or he was hurt some other way?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2019:

Kind of irrelevant to the cops actions don't you think?...

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Nobody said life would be fair - and if they did they lied.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2019:

Just think a class action suit against him awarding every person he blocked 1,000.00 for violating their civil rights.... :D I bet he has blocked millions of people....

What they promised us and what we got...

Bikes4Fish comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Do you have any idea how aggravating it’s going to be trying to connect the Bluetooth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2019:

No butt I am sure you can tell us...

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Shall I post the 2,000 trump memes in the main folder alone?...

Yes please....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I would feed it to my cat's they would love that treat!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2019:

Actually mine get real chicken, beef, pork, turkey, tuna, mackerel... I try to do the best I can for them.