Don't panic now, we're just going camping.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2023:

Hi Clarke....

She doesn't want much

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2023:

Almost as funny as what is happening in Florida right now... They lost 100% of their agricultural workers, 80% of their construction workers and most of the trucking industry is refusing to haul loads in or out of the state....

Deny all you want

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2023:

Thank Gud for THC...

His last words

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2023:

The only atheist ever charged and convicted of terrorism in the US and it was ecological terrorism.... Funny how many Christians commit far more heinous crimes that should be defined as terrorism for racist and religious reasons who are never called terrorists....

The real judgement day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2023:

Oh let me....

Wait for the judge to explain, ok?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2023:

.......

Great song...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2023:

Well at least he keeps the audience in stitches....

Gotta love the Scottish accent [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2023:

Normal behavior for any AI system regardless of your accent... The drone AI being developed is now in simulations attacking the directors because the programing determines that they interfere with the programmed mission...

Oh My! Should I visit again?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Looks like one of Trump's golf courses....

DeSantis is going crazier

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Tommy Tuberville is trying hard to play Ketchup....

A How to Flirt Lesson

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Doin it wrong....

DeSantis wants to make America like Florida.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

....

Looks like he picked the wrong one. meep meep

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Yep that stuff seems to accelerate to near light-speed on the way through....

He is a "born again" Buddhist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

If he were he would be looking at a AR-15 not a H&R single shot 12GA....

Phew, hard work...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Who keeps peeing in the pool?...

I relate to this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

No more running for me with my knees...

DeSantis wants to make America like Florida.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

The rot goes deep...

I don't remember the word but it's like pda in our country.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Took her shopping and all she got was those fowls...

Still single? Don't feel so bad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Must have been before it went to the scammers...

We have a solution for this summer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

What no nail polish?...

Correct answer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

If you have to ask they shouldn't sell it to you without adult supervision...

It might take a while

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Blonde alert....

If you believe that then look at this bridge for sale. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Be careful what you wish for.... you might just get it...

This is totally wrong IMO

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

If only I had done this with my ex my daughter might still be alive today... But if I had I would never have deserved custody of her either...

Create your own happiness

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Redneck Cadillac...

They are doing Wizard of Oz remake

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Is that the one where Dorthy sings "If I Was Only in a Train?..."

It is good to have insurance and it is useless when you need it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Make them prove beyond any doubt that god exists...

Life intimidates art, I guess.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Hit the coffee right on the head...

What happened? I know you won't believe it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2023:

Looks more like Thor to me...

A salesman trained on Fetlife

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2023:

I bought a tankless water heater and paid 1/3rd the price that a tank type costs. Not only is it small enough to fit under a bathroom sink but it provides an unlimited supply of hot water at a flow rate of 2.59 gals per minute but only draws power when in use.

And the debt limit keeps getting increased every time, the U.S. debt now stands at $31.4 trillion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2023:

The stupidity of this post is amazing... We don't have a debt problem what we do have is a revenue problem... If the upper 1/10th of 1% in this country paid their share of taxes we could pay off the debt in less than 10 years and still spend more than we have been on expanding the economy and fixing the environmental issues we have today. The single largest contributers to debt has been the Republican party with Trump creating the most debt of any president in history and doing so in a single term... David Whitehead is a jackass who can't even count to eleven without removing his socks and shoes... So of course as a pundit he feels qualified to comment on economics using the far right-wing QANON talking points...

This is true about Texas, extending Medicare is a Federal power grab.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2023:

It isn't medicine that is the problem it is the billionaires controlling the for profit medical system that is killing everyone...

Truth in advertising...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2023:

If only the political system in the country had the same ethics and standards when naming PACS....

Totally, 1000%, politically incorrect [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2023:

Doesn't even do English well and he thought it would end well?...

As many of you know, i grew up in the swamps of southwest Louisiana, Cajun Country.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2023:

One of the last areas in this country that lacks any concept of the need for education in this world and so many other states are now trying to outdo them...

A nice idea indeed, I wonder how much they charge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2023:

Just ask I am sure you will get a response....

One Ukrainian Jew to another: "Would you share this imported bottle of Scotch with me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

A smart man would have traded the whiskey for food....

Cut him some slack, it's a tough decision.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

Some women whatever you do even if she tells you to do it you're still wrong...

Discreet shipping they said

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

Now the whole world knows what you do in the bedroom....

Truth in advertising here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

Hey isn't that Jesus?....

Men get help

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

Crabs?.....

The light turned yellow, just in front of him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

Nope just a typical Christian asshole ... Nothing to see here officer...

This belongs here. Jason Sudeikis as JC on SNL [m.youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

Tebow is such a jackass he would likely have fallen for someone pulling that gag in the locker room....

Been busy! Hope you all are having a great weekend!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2023:

So many times I have had to tell people I don't speak their language.... Just before calling them an asshole...

[tiktok.com] Hello world 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2023:

That used to be me after a 21 day work week...

What's your guess as to who is going to revive him?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2023:

If it were me I would have to vote both...

Ken and Barbie were happy, I don't understand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2023:

Barbie goes BBC now on pornhub...

You've gotta make yourself at home.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2023:

You know you might be a redneck when....

What's for dinner tonight, Moonbeam? 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2023:

I would be more inclined to consider that as baked....

The captain had it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Does that mean she is frigid?...

He cannot keep secrets

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Person of experience there....

Your tax dollars not at work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Florida or Texas?...

The funding ran out. A LOT of funding is about to run out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

If you plan to rob a bank you are better making an "after hours withdrawal" by blowing the vault.... less risk and more money... especially if you can get in for the holiday weekend with a plasma torch and hit those safety deposit boxes... just sayin.

Am I the only one who is getting sick and tired of going to a website and having them ask if I'll ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

I have a simple solution to that problem which is opening firefox in private mode and when I am finished it deletes it all...

Honest mistake, Mr. Whiskers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Yet one of the smallest and weakest of those countries has nearly completely disarmed and destroyed the economy of the largest one on that map.... Go Ukraine!...

Monster truck owner

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

There are women out there with bigger clits than the penis of guys who drive those trucks...

It's Memorial Day weekend, be safe and smart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Be smart.....Always wear gloves and a mask when doing something stupid....

That would be pure dedication on the peeping-tom's part.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Wait until the next modification when they put in a glass floor....

Been there, done that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Now that hit the nail on the head for me....

Is it convincing enough?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2023:

A straw?....

Star Wars fans will understand. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2023:

Only if the other guys are using white paintballs...

Any guess why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Died of fear and indigestion just looking at her?....

I like her answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Looks like she's hired though...

Parts Unknown - Boris Johnson

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Too stupid to figure out if he wants it to look average size he really needs a microscope....

Simple passions are the best.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Last one would be great for thinning the herd....

In a fuzzy crown with his inbred kisser? Ya think?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Tell it like it is Wanda!...

Nature lovers' choice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Stoner's bathroom....

How he's off camera

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

He is no competition....

Marriage is really educational! Man, when I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Well there is forking and forking around...

I'm leaving now...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

..........

What would you choose?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2023:

Pretty sure losing my granddaughter wouldn't be a fair trade...

"The Kardashian" by Kohler

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2023:

For those extra wide loads....

Did you know that before acting in Episode IV: A New Hope that Mark Hamills had never seen a single ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2023:

I doubt George Lucas saw them either and if he had we might have been spared....

Hear me out, Toilet Taxi!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2023:

Just another shitty drone...

Listening skills are overstated

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2023:

Their comments fell on deaf ears....

I see stupid people, and they don't even know they're stupid.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2023:

I am quite convinced I was kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study...

It is true I think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2023:

Depends on who is doing the feeling....

Yeah, Chris?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2023:

Chris loves his family and friends a bit too much...

Lack of sleep and waking up for food at 3 am can be damaging to you health

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2023:

UpChucky?.....

I’ve just arrived at my first premature ejaculation support group.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2023:

Sounds like you have a way to go yet but at least you don't have to worry about child support....

I was afraid of that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2023:

Nothing beats a good tan...gent...

New technology is here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2023:

And then after heeding the device and going out in shorts and a tee shirt you find yourself caught in a blizzard because it gave you the forecast for Costa Rica for shits and giggles...

Not to worry

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2023:

This is a Republican's worst nightmare until a hurricane hits and they are sitting on the roof waiting to die.... Then FEMA shows up to rescue their stupid asses...

A drama queen running away from paparazzi

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2023:

As if we didn't have enough drama queens in this country already....

Don't try, don't jump

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2023:

Surprised he isn't wearing them down to his knees....

Failure was not an option

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2023:

Can't see how she could miss..... oh wait... You are supposed to cross the "Ts" not the eyes lady...

Good vultures always check the wallet first.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2023:

Like the old joke goes.... What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom on the ocean?... A good start...

I had no idea

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2023:

Monkeysoft lost in court and the term "windows" is used by all operating systems... The real reason they use Linux is the same reason the Navy does to run its ships.... it is not as prone to crashing and leaving you stranded.

You will know who they are by their actions

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2023:

You mean like the 10 Republican senators in Loseranna who just voted to keep bestiality legal?.... Asking for a friend...

The nurse has the diagnosis and medicine

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2023:

Viagria over dose...

Kids are smarter than we think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2023:

Forgot about the nanny-cam though didn't he?

Relationship advice 101 - Wait until later

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2023:

Stepmom is that you?...

I don't know what you're aiming for... Anyway, good luck, maid.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2023:

One of many reasons actors amuse me ....

Summer is here, goin to the beach?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2023:

Hi Flipper....

This was too punny to pass up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2023:

A vealy bad time to bother her...

[tiktok.com] And , “ but did u die ?”🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2023:

I used to think people were stupid but as I grew older I began to realize that people weren't intelligent enough to be stupid...

This is a humor group not a political group.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2023:

What no potty humor?.... What is the world coming to these days when you can't even make fun of the funniest shit there is?

I always had this question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2023:

I have found that stupidity seems to attract far more followers than the most intelligent of people.... That is after all how Trump won the Whitehouse...

What a relief!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2023:

Looks like a good place for a catalytic converter...

sign ,sign everywhere a.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2023:

Keeps you from ever having to clean up after him again...