Nothing like Dick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2019:

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You're on your own.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2019:

Let's all chip in to buy the Trump family tickets.... Maybe we can buy enough to add in the GOP leadership as well....

Little reminder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2019:

I grew up when kids were playing Pong... Had a couple of Buicks driven up my ass already....

Huh. Me too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I wonder how many people know she was a professional Dominatrix?... From his reputation she must have had him begging to "beat me baby make me write bad checks..." I found the poster of herself she used to sell at Trek conventions...

Sorry for this shitty meme

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Be one with the bed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

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Doing what I can.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Shit they already have a forest named after me....

Been there, done that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Nice tip for figuring it out themselves... Going to do that next time I go out just to see the look on their faces....

Let me try this again. I made a rookie mistake 🥺. For any other Bernie and Breaking Bad fans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Warren had to go to NY to get 20K to show up for an "anti-corruption rally" after buying the "Working Families Party" nomination for 40K.... Just about anywhere Bernie goes at least 20K people show up....and he doesn't buy endorsements from crooks funded by Wall Street criminals....

Let me try this again. I made a rookie mistake 🥺. For any other Bernie and Breaking Bad fans.

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That would do it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Try that at Home Depot and they run away....

Bad placement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Gad I hated that shit show....

Garlic improves everything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Can I have both?.... It might well kill me but what a way to go....

A pair of animal memes

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Seems obvious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2019:

Signs of the times in the age of Trump....

Couple of hours of Friday left

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Is there a family resemblance?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Don't forget Drinkerbell....

Get the fuck out of the car, Billy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Step one fasten seat belt... Step two accelerate to 88 miles per hour... Step three slam on the brakes... Step four watch Billy exit the vehicle through the windshield to meet his iimaginary friend Jesus... Step five enjoy the show...

Ok, lesson learned

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I doubt he learned anything and took his ignorance to the grave....

Pray for him, lol.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

*coughs*....

Yes yes indeed

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

That may look like John Astin but it was really me for the last 20 years....

Next they will come out with punkin spice douche.. eeewww

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

I won't buy that for a dolla....

My kind of holiday....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2019:

#MeToo!.... But I recently have lost a bit of weight....

Y'all don't need god...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

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More Whitehouse fun

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How do you know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Jesus does wholesale not retail....

I can never jump high enough for these. Bethany is an inspiration to try harder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Bethany Seagull..... Please don't shit, please don't shit....

I shutter at what the east side looks like.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Yeah I went there so sue me.... https://youtu.be/h36YxDybcL4

I shutter at what the east side looks like.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

https://youtu.be/AK5jyVCdXwc

Is pedophilia a mental disorder?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Pedophilia and rape are the same thing. The perp is always a person who wants power over their victims it is NOT and has NEVER been a sexual act it is one of violence. Women in their 80s' and 0s' have been victims of brutal rapes by men in their teens or 20s' which disproves the "sexual attraction" myth commonly used by conservatives to shame the victims as "asking for it." So yes it is a mental disorder and often it is because of abuse by either a family member or someone in a position of power over the victim like a priest , nun, or even a sports coach... The real problem is that this mental disorder is being passed from perp to victim and unless the victim is given the therapy they need they are often the next generation of perps. This is why there is such a huge problem with these crimes. When committed by churches that cover up the crimes of their priests they can create thousands of rapists and child molesters which spread out to create even more victims....

Please explain...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Someone made the glory hole too big...

I have yet to see one!

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wink wink

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Being a man I don't dare use that one unless the cop is a woman.... I live in the Inbred Empire of Southern Cal and that is one of the few GOP strongholds in this state....

Just couldn't resist this one..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

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Not so great stuff..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Since that stuff comes with a tube that attaches to the spray head she is just lucky she didn't mistake it for a douche....

That is one of the few good decisions they make.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Not really I know many people who have moved North to get away from the bigotry after they retire... Or stay in the North because the South in many areas is a diseased shithole....

Came across this nugget in my collection. Time to trot it out again!!! currentmood :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

That would be me if I ever had to talk to Trump...

This is one voucher I won't lose

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One for all mothers and particularly new ones-

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2019:

The main course and dessert were even better...

I apologize to all the iPhone users out there. It is not my intention to offend you ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

The "i" in Iphone stands for "idiot".... Over priced outdated hardware and 6 months before the next model (Model meaning a few case tweaks and small added features to the OS which are slightly impressive but mostly useless) the send out "updates" that do nothing but cause your phone to run like shit so you will blow 1,100 bucks on the new one.... I bought a Samsung J7 that was better than the newest model iphone about 3 years back and the battery still lasts longer than the newest model iphone... Not to mention I paid less than 200.00 for it unlocked on ebay.

Recieving oral sex from a cannibal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

"Receiving oral sex from a cannibal" Another good reason not to date a Christian....

I can't argue

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Great fun pointing this out to them.... They get so butthurt about it...

Never been to that one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

I hear they had a closing sale that was the bomb....

Looks like it to me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Depends what state he lives in....

The reason for the high rate of divorce has been discovered : men think about fishing too much.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Still giving her a worm though she should be happy....

Looks like a fun toy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Great gift for the kids forced to go to Catholic school....

Extra cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2019:

A double with extra cheese?....

I will count it at home

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2019:

Find a bunch of homeless people and start handing out money....

Cat humour.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2019:

I get to be the one laughing all the time. My sister rents a room from me right now and doesn't understand cats at all.... They just laugh at her and drive her crazy....

Hoity toity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2019:

There is a damned good reason why people refuse to shop at Walmart.... Too much trash... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

That's pretty cringe-worthy

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he might be able to build that wall after all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Even the Tidepod people are enjoying this show....

You know it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2019:

The scary part comes when you see what is done with the candle....

That explains it.

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A pretty major nope in my book.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2019:

"People who shit in glass stalls should stroke cocks..." Folk wisdom saying

A little creepy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2019:

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What are your pet-peeves?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2019:

People who are intentionally stupid....

None for you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I can always find something in the cat box for him.... I have four rather large indoor cats running around and have to scoop it about 10 times a day....

Semi-intermission

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2019:

She is raising something alright but it isn't food....

Happy early Helloween.

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Stigma of Working in the Gig Economy. Your thoughts?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2019:

The "gig economy" is in for a rude shock if Sanders bill gets passed as it will allow gig workers like those working for Uber and Lyft to unionize and reclassify them to end the exploitation they are now facing on a daily basis.... If his version of the green new deal gets passed they estimate as many as 20 million new good paying jobs for the next 10 years at least....

Now I can finally afford it.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Looks like a woman wrote it....

Physicist Sean Carroll “God is not a good theory” [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Gods and magic aren't even a theory.... They are just ignorance faking knowledge... Until you can provide actual evidence for your theory it can't be called a theory it remains a hypothesis...

My music knowledge is rather limited.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Honestly I think at times the only thing that keeps her going is her looks....

Write your own caption.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Hot Diggty Dog....

Zuckerberg!....

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This might be more beneficial!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2019:

And since we aren't altar boys.....

Must of missed that part

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2019:

I love pointing out that Jesus supported slavery in Matthew....

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Closely related to the Crockaduck....

Hmmmmm. Not sure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Let me flip a coin on that one....

If that ain’t the truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Looks like most of the primary candidates from both parties this year... Every single one of whom say they are for you.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/9/21/1886939/-Bernie-Sanders-reveals-sweeping-plan-to-eliminate-81-billion-in-medical-debt

When you take the kids to the wild animal park....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Just plugging the group... "Mid-West Furries have a close shave.... [rightwingwatch.org]"

Beto O’Rourke, Joe Biden and the Perils of the Electability Trap – Rolling Stone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

The reality is that parties pick people who make it easier to collect money from billionaire donors so they talk about things like "electability" in order to create a smoke screen while they attempt to force their choice on you. The reality is that the person who creates enthusiasm and has more supporters is the one who can win the election. This is how the DNC lost in 2016 to Trump... They fixed the primary to force a bad candidate who then ran a shit campaign to run against a conman who was used to manipulating people instead of the guy who got out the vote then wondered why many states didn't support her. Her whole campaign consisted of "It's my turn..."

10 letters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

I call them Starsucks because of the shit coffee they sell but hey whatever works...

Think a lot of us have this dream

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

I'm alright... Don't nobody worry about me....

Surprise, surprise

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

Funny how few people know where the Quran really came from....

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

You want to talk "electability" then you need to watch the climate debate... https://twitter.com/i/events/1174779615518216192

ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2019:

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ELIZABETH WARREN IS RISING IN VOTER INTEREST IN HER CANDIDACY It is being reported that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

This is what the DNC does.... They take a corporate tool and pretend that tool is progressive and then commits fraud in the primary so you will have a choice between bad and fucking awful.... In 2016 they did this remember when Hillary "beat" Bernie?... Well it is happening again. 85% of Democratic voters want Bernie's Medicare for All plan but since Wall Street doesn't they are trying to force Warren on us to create a Welfare for Wall Street program instead. The real problem is most voters are going to be stupid enough to think this is a good idea because "she has a plan for that" when her plan is more of YOUR tax dollars being used to pay for heathcare insurance policies from for profit corporations that fucked up out healthcare system to start with. Her plan is not much better than Kamala Harris's plan of "selling Medicare plans to everyone" slowly over the next 10 years as well as taxing you more to cover the costs. FYI Warren's plan will leave you hanging for things like 3K a year in copays for a single person and 6K a year for families. Maybe you should read up on just what her plans are instead of just parroting her slogan "she has a plan for that..."

Seriously, why is this in fashion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

I could never figure this out either.... Complete waste of money but then so were the "For members Only" idiots... $250 for a $20 jacket...

True enough

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2019:

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There be dragons

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Grounding.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Dog food for dinner again tonight?... Well you're the one who peeled off the labels so what you open is what you get....

Redneck Jet Ski

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2019:

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She is a member of peta.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2019:

https://youtu.be/cagunwJ6v6k

Great for parties

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2019:

I love it when the trolls write reviews and answer questions on Amazon. But they do have a problem with the ratings of merchandise on that site so I stopped buying from them except when necessary. It seems that many of the products use reviews for other products which aren't even related to the same type of item to give themselves as higher rating in stars so you could be buying a perfume based on reviews for toilet paper, motor oil and dish soap and none on the product itself....

For crime show fans

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Meh I would just say something like.... "You got the wrong stall the gloryhole is the next stall over...."

Ugh Monday!

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Stolen from FB

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Just bring her up front when you are passing the plate and watch those blessings grow....

Uh oh we are in trouble

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Wonder if that tattoo artist is still alive..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

"Stupid is as stupid does..." The Girl with the misspelled tattoos....

Wonder if that tattoo artist is still alive..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Should have read: "Don't let the alcohol make decisions for you...."

Is he free-range?

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What’s a Jew to do during the high holy days when they question the existence of a higher power?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

A-Jew-duh-cate it?... Yeah I went there sue me...

Starting a fundraising campaign to build a time machine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

He misspelled 'vasectomy' and might I suggest 1910.... Or even better go back to 1867 and give one to his great-grandfather... The guy who spawned Fred Trump who was deported from Bavaria for being a draft dodger after being deported from the US for tax evasion and running a whore house.... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/21/trump-grandfather-friedrich-banished-germany-historian-royal-decree

How would you respond to "You can't have true love without God"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

With gales of laughter that rival of Cat 5 hurricane....

I've always wondered.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

And the flat top was invented by a guy who got in a fight with a lawnmower....

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I hear they had a heat wave there a couple summers back and people were dying from the high temperatures.... They say it went as high as the mid 80s'....

went shopping earlier.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Just wait a week or two and nobody who was there when they threw you out will still have a job there.... No problem...

If I join this religion, I could become the high priest of memes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2019:

:Better to get pissed off than pissed on...." ... Unless of course you are into that sort of thing....