Trump Minion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2020:

Actually it ranks even lower in some areas.... It has gotten so bad that the Polish are making dumb American jokes now....

Some memes I used to troll someone earlier........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2020:

https://youtu.be/1d-aWMQuoS4

Tonight my brother said "religion answers all the questions that science can not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2020:

So then religion answers the question of how he can be so ignorant?....

Some Sneks I found

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slavery? sorry, I'd rather not ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2020:

Cheer up these are the same people who are gathering in large unprotected groups and will soon be dying in droves.... By the end of today Trump's pandemic will have killed more Americans than all wars from the start of Korea to the end of Vietnam....

Could be a little nicer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2020:

Cops have no sense of humor...

Sounds about right.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2020:

And people wonder why we have a drug problem in this country...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 16, 2020:

Found the center of the third wave in the pandemic....

"We say no to the coronavirus bill, no to mandatory vaccines, no to the new normal and no to the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2020:

"Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?...." ...............

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀 (LMAO...These are unusually funny...) 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2020:

#1 is why I stopped using windows...

I don't know...

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What do they do?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2020:

Provide lube?...

Intellectual vs Pseudo

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2020:

As one of his professors used to say all the time....

Corruption Fact Check

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2020:

One of those was over a Blowjob....

I don't think I'm brave enough to wear this but I do love what it says.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2020:

I am Melanin deficient and approve this message...

I don't think I'm brave enough to wear this but I do love what it says.

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Intellectual vs Pseudo

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2020:

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Now we know how the 's game works...LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2020:

Because history repeats itself when morons are in charge...

Remember that thing you wanted to try, well now, it's your turn! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2020:

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MMmmm.... Bacon.

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He was just after my bum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2020:

Alternate headline... Trump Goes on Rampage in South Africa..."

New health assessment tool.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2020:

If the local women start bring you home-cooked meals and flowers ....Elephantiasis...

You know the type.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2020:

I had 2 and an aunt.... Later in life they learned they had made a big mistake because by the time I was 14 I was taking my revenge...

Those nurses...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2020:

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Yuck. The misogyny.

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Really Grandma?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2020:

Looks like Grandma was paying some bills for Grandpa....

The consequences of marriage. 🤔😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2020:

With my ex-wife that would have been 2 months....

Super size for the family.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2020:

I'll drink to that....

Well...sorta...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2020:

Win with Darwin....

Sun bathing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2020:

Gravity....

He tweeted more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2020:

He certainly went golfing more...

Ugh my biggest pet peeve from Christians.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2020:

We really need a vomit emoji here don't we?....

Wonder how that worked?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2020:

Sounds like a job for the "Florida Man" challenge....

Well shit .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2020:

Is this a kill or cure for Trumpanzees?....

It's theoretical ..[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2020:

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Happy VE Day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2020:

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Everybody loves a good meme

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If you read the whole article, it’s not just Catholic churches receiving assistance.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2020:

Considering the Catholic church is the oldest, wealthiest ring of pedophiles in existence that makes it even worse....

Go ahead unfriend me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2020:

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Not a good look.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2020:

Vons is taking a lot of heat on this one.... People here are talking about shopping elsewhere and even in this pandemic market they are looking at real problems.

Not gonna do it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2020:

Well all she has to do is open a website and refuse to wash them so she can make money selling them ....

Hmm... Tough decision.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2020:

3&4....

The Great Dilemma of Spring 2020

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2020:

If it isn't an allergy and you don't get tested odds are about 30% you will wake up dead so by all means wait and see....

Depends on who's doing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2020:

Open a place across the road with a sign saying "Balls washed by a professional stripper $5" and let the price wars begin....

Well that explains things

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2020:

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Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀

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Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2020:

https://youtu.be/OpapdB-bCFI

For the love of Meowy-pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2020:

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Is that "New Math"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2020:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1255734356728922113

Can someone with chickens confirm?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2020:

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And they thought redheads would disappear.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2020:

Finally the collars will match the cuffs.... Taken from a James Bond quip in the movie Diamonds are Forever...

Different Ford models.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2020:

You forgot model #42 Ford Prefect....

I wonder if he'll ever find out . . . . doubtful

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2020:

Most of these guys are 60 year old virgins who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse if they could come up with a stack of hundred dollar bills to begin with....

The Exact Moment Lightning Strikes Water. Can you imagine the thunder?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2020:

Fuck these fishermen....

There's a new reaction emoji on Facebook. It's not the one the people wanted. Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2020:

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Possibly a reason I am never bored

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2020:

Look another turtle....

Those in Louisiana and Florida understand this system of measure.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2020:

With the numbers of infections in those state Florida will already lose at least 1% of their population and Louisiana​ about 2% of theirs.... This is going to at a bare minimum of the number of people who are already sick.... The policies of those states will only make it worse. On a brighter note here in California Republicans are in the process of eliminating themselves from the genepool and voter rolls with luck by November they will be less than 15% of the registered voters here....Also amusingly they are doing it on "May Day" the traditional holiday of the USSR and communist party here in the US... https://www.thedailybeast.com/protesters-storm-huntington-beach-after-california-gov-gavin-newsoms-closure

Probably the type of people that hoarded toilet paper and panic bought Lysol and other things

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2020:

Maybe they panic bought all the cheese cake....

Not going to be good.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2020:

I would probably die of old age long before they could get a conviction....

Texas, it's one crazy state.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2020:

Evolution works in mysterious ways...

Anyone remember these?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2020:

Since I was adopted and never met my genetic father....

That guy looks like Clinton.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2020:

Isn't that Trump sitting on the right?... Keep in mind also that sadly the memes are probably more informative that the network news....

Caught my friend playing with his Wang!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2020:

For the price of 3 or 4 of those you could have bought a house....

Whhhaaaat???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Obvious Plant product....

Doesn't this explain a lot?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Why the lifespan in the deep South is so short.... That and stuffing old lawnmowers with explosives and using them for targets.... https://youtu.be/DS9USKP0f2o

Oh Canada!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Bag or jugs would be fine if the damned dairies would start using compostable​ plastic.... As for the other anyone my age will laugh as well....

To everyone who saw my previous post, ‪I made a 98 on my integrative paper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2020:

I was sure you would do very well this is something you have put your heart into....

Thank you for the warning. Much appreciated.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Looks like a Mississippi road sign.....

My goals for today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Me every day of the week....

When you cannot find any mask to buy and you don't know how to sew.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Got milk?....

The flowers that recently bloomed on the bush outside of my {new} apartment. ❤️🌺

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2020:

My grape vines are starting to come in now as well as two of my three blackberry bushes...

Needs a trim?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 26, 2020:

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Yes indeed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 26, 2020:

We know it isn't the welfare of their people....

It appears to be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Somebody should park a tank behind them...

Don't believe all they say! 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 26, 2020:

I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find out they were feeding those alligators the people who were dying from the pandemic...

What happened here??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2020:

My guess is something sexual....

play on macduff [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2020:

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He said what??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2020:

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Trump supporters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2020:

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You were warned ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2020:

UpDate.... Joe Biden having Larry Summers as an economic advisor is tone-deaf and a slap in the face to progressive voters whose support and trust he himself says he needs to do better to earn. https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/04/24/larry-summers-joe-biden-advisor-adding-major-trust-gap-between-dem-nominee-and

Remember this because you were warned....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2020:

And today I just found out that Biden has appointed Larry Summers to be his economic advisor for his administration.... For those of you who don't know him his economic policy tends towards cutting Social Security and the rest of the social safety net in favor of cutting taxes for the rich and corporate subsidies.... https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/04/24/larry-summers-joe-biden-advisor-adding-major-trust-gap-between-dem-nominee-and

You were warned ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2020:

If you seriously believe there would have been much in the way of a difference you need to have your head examined.... Hillary would have kept the country running as if nothing was wrong to avoid offending her Wall Street donors just like Trump did.... Don't believe it look at who is governor of the worst hit state by the Corona virus... Over 20,800 deaths so far and over a quarter million cases in New York because Hillary had to tell people to vote for one of her Billionaire friends rather than a progressive woman....

I’ve been having a difficult time staying motivated when it comes to my internship.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 23, 2020:

We all have trouble sticking our noses to the grindstone some days but on the beautiful ones like today it can be exceptionally difficult. I have faith in your ability to accomplish any task you set out to do and that is something I can't say about most people.

Bottoms up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 23, 2020:

"Because knowing less is more...."

Humpback Day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2020:

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Spare me....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2020:

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What are we missing?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Why adopt anything from religion?... Best we find what works for all of humanity instead...

A quote I liked today - Corey Richardson @vexedinthecity "Do you realize how much you've gotta ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2020:

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Got to have fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2020:

If an hour goes by that I haven't offended at least a dozen people I feel I have somehow failed....

It feels so good. Doesn’t it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2020:

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Good vibeshttps://agnostic.com/images/posts/187456_1rj3m26o2tsfc6u_full.jpeg?v=2

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2020:

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Looooool!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Hey isn't that Brian Kemp?...

I would've changed you to y'all...

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[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2020:

You gotta love Walmart....

History repeats itself

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Holding of the Testy-festy... Check.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Ahh well at least they get to hold their balls even if they can't play with them....

Any idea???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Too much banjo music....

One mask......

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Who says you can't fix stupid with duct tape?....

Cornholio has taken over the highway sign on 309 north just north of Tamaqua Pa

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2020:

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... Q

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2020:

We have a desperate need for both the barf and groan emojis here....