This would be hilarious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2020:

You have to grease them first....

Sheep Cat...

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Dennis Prager should frighten you [reddit.com]

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Some people though regularly overdose on litigation. You know who you are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Well he doesn't have to worry about the second symptom he never had the respect of the country..... or any country for that matter...

One of my new favorites! Too good!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

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Been away for a spell. I hope these aren’t repeats.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

All these Trumpanzees storming vote counting centers and I have yet to see anything on cops firing tear gas or rubber bullets at them.... Hopefully we see some lawsuits on that soon...

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hope those Trumpanzees start their "second civil war" soon so they can be rounded up and shot for treason.... The world needs some chlorine in their collective gene pool...

Safety first ...[agnostic]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Actually duels of this type were 10 paces each back to back then turn and fire (about 50 feet) with a pistol that wasn't very accurate. Even with a modern pistol most people can't seem to hit much at that range though today's firearms are not only far more accurate but deadly as well. Most dueling pistols were smooth bores with such low velocities that even a hit at that range rarely resulted in death other by infection.

Trump never said this. [snopes.com]’s%20The%20Art%20of%20the%20Deal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Christians are very rarely moral.... Most of the time they are extremely immoral.

Food + Texting = Fexting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

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Too many words

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

Rusty piece of crap van with worn out tires but it seems he bought a nice set of rims for it... Like getting your grandma a boob job for her 101st birthday....

Polarization is killing our Republic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

The right wing polarization and corruption in both parties is what is destroying this country....

Some people though regularly overdose on litigation. You know who you are.

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popcorn day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

Thanks DNC for once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.... The fuckers honestly seem to be working for Trump....

Some poison tastes sweet

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Which is why you want to stay away from Redheads....

Where your bible really came from.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2020:

No doubt you have all heard the phrase "Ship of fools" right? The bible is just the printed version is all.....

Just to fuck with scammer's! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I love messing with robocallers and might just use this one on the next one.....

Stolen from another group here today,didn't check who,thanks,sorry,lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

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So stop moanin', woman!! 😅🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Bet he wonders why he can't get laid too, right?....

A nuclear take from @realDonaldTrump I got off of iFunny. (FAKE)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Wouldn't be a bit surprised if he tried to order it.... https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/trump-lashes-out-after-fbi-announces-investigation-biden-bus-incident-n1245728

I can't disagree...

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Imma go with NO.

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Takes me back to my college years...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Gad I remember so many kids I went to college with who didn't deserve to pass... and didn't.

404

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Who's to blame for this mess?!

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... Self explanatory.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2020:

He isn't going anywhere except prison...

Wait... What am I doing in church? Did someone die?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Take a bunch of homeless people to lunch.... I make a terrible Christian....

Kitchen tragedies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2020:

That last one looks more like the cover to the book in the "Evil Dead" movies....

A Period Piece

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Guy next to her looks like he is considering if it is worth the effort to go get his shark fishing gear....

Sounds about right 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Like those people who keep following those devices blindly who drive off into a lake or ocean and finding roads that end in cliffs or the middle of nowhere nearly out of gas...

Get Out The Vote for Foster

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Self regulation of industry is a bad joke that has never worked. It inevitably ends with workers being screwed and corporations dumping hazardous waste in your backyard... Any student of history who has actually studied it can tell you this...

So.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

On the brightside sooner or later he will run out of hook-ups when they all figure out he is a "minuteman" in the sack....

Rumor was that he also hated children

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

"I love children... fried or boiled." W. C. Fields

Is this New Math??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Windblows sucks I haven't used it since 7 when I was in college and then only because I was required to use certain programs that didn't run on Linux back then.

It's all about Math tonight... (assuming it's your fist kill)

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What the........ Lol

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Thanks! Now I'm unemployed for at least two weeks! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Look at the bright side the way Texas is going rent is going to be cheap there soon they already admit to more than 900+ more deaths than California has had total from the virus... Looks like they are doing things BIG in Texas again... But don't worry we can already be sure Florida has you beat.

Rafiki is that you?

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Michelob ultra, yuck!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Sounds a bit like Buttwiper Lite...

Damn that's a looooong time! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

In dealing with the VA I waited almost 40 years for the help I needed...

The thing's the FBI has to hear! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Is that rabbit porn?... Or just S&M cooking school...

And then Man said...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

And after man created god things went totally to shit....

Ben Shapiro meme from r/ToiletPaperUSA. [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

My guess is the only way he could get laid is by drugging his victim...

Can you believe how dirty some things get?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Considering I was the one who knew how to cook and my ex-wife never cleaned anything this problem never arose...

A History Lesson on the Iranian Revolution

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Thanks to the previous US back coup of the elected government of Iran and replacing it with a dictatorship to please the UK and the oil industry.... https://www.npr.org/2019/01/31/690363402/how-the-cia-overthrew-irans-democracy-in-four-days

Islam is a religion of peace...Yeah right...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

After a quick search I found only two church attacks in the US that stood out both committed by White Supremacist Christians but if you check with the ACLU there is an interactive map of Mosques that have been attacked here in the US by the same people... https://www.aclu.org/issues/national-security/discriminatory-profiling/nationwide-anti-mosque-activity

Not a meme - just a rant Such a typical event for this age of narcissism and celebrity worship.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

One day I hope her and all her friends and family get on their private jet film crew and all then fly off to somewhere never to be heard from again... Reality TV is one of the poisons tearing the world apart.

So me! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My answer:... Ok meet me at the restaurant then when you are ready...

To follow one of @glennlab memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Some times I wonder if it is males or females who are more forgiving... I always wonder how come the race hasn't died out yet...

Always been my experience

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My advice is don't piss them off during sex... Kind of like riding the bull at a rodeo.

Ontario for sure. How about other provinces?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

One of the reasons I don't own or watch an idiot-box... The damned things rot your mind.

Y'all need to laugh more.

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It's obvious where they come from ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Gad I hate CVS if you buy a candy bar they hand you a four foot long receipt.... Maybe if they didn't printout all that unnecessary crap they could pay their employees better...

sometimes we have to be cheesey ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Going to turn the other guy into Swiss cheese I guess...

Frustration accurately portrayed ...[agnostic.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

How often I end up doing that.... Those programs are there to try and force you into giving up when the companies should be providing customer service as a "cost saving method" that ends up costing them revenues instead because people decide to use a company that is more customer friendly instead.

Dennis Prager says the quiet part out loud.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

They forgot "congenital idiot..."

Dear Liberals, [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

He looks like a Facebook Admin...

Reality bites! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

The law of gravity.... The bigger they are the farther they fall.... S + T = D

F /B violation

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Something squirrelly is going on here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Mommy is that how Republicans are made?... Asking for a friend...

Republican logic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2020:

He summed it up perfectly in 2015...

So here is one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Post this again and see if the same butthurt person reports it again....

Another misunderstanding

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Sadly this seems to be most of the people in the US anymore...

Capitalistic "care"?

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I know I do...

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A woman on this site thinks Covid is man-made in a lab.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Nothing dumber than a Trumpanzee...

You know who you are...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Your welcum...

The TRUE Holy Trinity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Jim Haggard says....

My tiny apartment is getting so full the more I stay home.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Likely you went shopping right after posting this right?....

What the Duck McDonald's!!! [ca.news.yahoo.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2020:

I had no idea Ronald McDonald was a Catholic priest....

A 2 for 1 PragerU Special [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Funny part is they mistake the system they are trying to impose by force to be freedumb...

snickers

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Sneaky kitty.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Next thing you know that cat will be bringing home the bacon.....

Creative! Well done, sir.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2020:

*Vomits profusely*

Add that is how I left my last job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

If I was to ever wear a tie again it would be one like that...

Why Religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

So then not a lot different from the Catholic or Baptist churches but minus the raping of children?.... *Asking for a friend...*

Can an atheist be a proud Secular Christian?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

It doesn't work that way.... Jefferson was a believer he just didn't think of Jesus as the son of a god his beliefs were more in line with Muslims who speak of that imaginary being as a Prophet instead.

I knew they would get their way before too long.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

All those spaces just for Trumpanzees...

Ben Shapiro: You Say I'm Full of Shit... [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

https://youtu.be/CKIdXGzdkgI

International photography awards, 2019. This photo was entitled "Horse's Ass and Clydesdale"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Horse's ass (left) and a Clydesdale....

Sorry I’ve been absent lately.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Hope classes are going ok for you and you are keeping your grades up. Nice to know you are still alive and kicking whatever it is you kick.

Jesus Duck!! Just about had a heartattack!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Next time try a frying pan with medium heat and a table spoon of extra virgin olive oil, lemon and black pepper.... If it sizzles it is tasty and if it melts it's a hair clip.

🎶 If you're happy and you know it... 🎶

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I have access to 4 or more browsers on my computers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2020:

I use Firefox and have up to 32 links to sites I go to most often on my home page.... All I do is open my home page and click on the site icon and everything else is taken care of for me and I get logged into this site automatically. Firefox works with all operating systems and if used with Linux nearly immune to all viruses out there because there are so many different types of Linux (Debian, RPM, etc) that most hackers ignore it to go for the easier and more common hacks with Windows and IOS....

Religious discount?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2020:

You know they are batshit crazy when a small coffee costs nearly twice as much as a medium fries....

Three, two, one...

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Just like that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2020:

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These are new to me and quite amusing...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Now available for sale in the T.P. (Toilet Paper)isle of your local store....

Not a good look

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2020:

I said kissy face..... You were supposed to make a kissy face for the camera....

Talk about funny, that had to be funny

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Pearl Harbor and flat earthers

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I so needed this idea on Friday as I could not get a car to be towed in front of my store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2020:

A good Floor jack and some high strength quick dry epoxy works better.... Just jack up the car mix the epoxy and glue their tires to the street....

Hold on to your, ah, phasers..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Ahhh half way there now to find Star Trek .....

Damned good question, not?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2020:

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This sure as duck better be a joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Must be what makes Trumpanzees so hateful...

Man to woman "I'm an English teacher and might be able to help with your periods."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Probably help he with her colons as well....

Fooled me at first

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Pineapple tacos?...

Isn't it great when kids are so proud of their parents that they embarrass them

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

"I love children fried or boiled..." W. C. Fields...

What a shitty truck.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Isn't that Trump's newest campaign truck?....

Mary Trump took issue with that comment.

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