Always the case.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Even certain people the GQP claims to admire said it...

These right here should explain how Trump got elected. JHC

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Not everyone is stupid these days even in Kentucky but here we have a few idiots spewing nonsense that prove non-Theism isn't necessarily a by product of intelligence.... https://kentucky.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/article210498389.html

Never forget standing tank man. 32 years later

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

After that picture several secret police grabbed him and he disappeared... Any authoritarian regime doesn't give a fuck about people's rights all they care about is power... The GQP is no different from the USSR, China, or Putin's Russia...

Wonder how the teacher will grade this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

And they wonder why their kids drop out of the 5th grade at 20 and get jobs digging ditches...

Strategically sound...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

The most strategically sound way to end Middle Eastern Terrorism is to end fossil fuel use... If they can't sell the oil they don't have the money to buy weapons or anything else...

Who doesn't love a big boner?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

I bet Billy likes buns....

I've done this, so satisfying...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

Torture.....

Were they worried about a lawsuit???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Panda porn....

Priorities...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

"A lot of good eating on one of those..." Terry Pratchett from the book 'Small Gods'

Maybe they need to try it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Jesus does Jackass 3....

At least they have Boris in the role of villain

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Nerdy humor is on point today

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Well zip.ity do dah what a file...

All we need are some chickens!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

https://youtu.be/_kWGT8f7tI0

Jesus, what the Hell is this?! [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Are you a part of that group too?...

Thank You Drugs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Well the kids look happier and better adjusted...

Uhm... 😬

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Adds a whole new meaning to "Turkey dressing" and I don't even want to know how he plans on "stuffing" it....

Sometimes you have to act

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Yep I am putting this one on my facebook profile....

I...um.... What?????

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2021:

Coming out with the arms spread like that just adds to the realism I guess....

Urinal Neighbor - Key & Peele [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2021:

Must be going out with the wrong women....

How men can prevent abortions

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2021:

They forgot a nice warm apple pie....

Seems like he says that a lot...

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So far its up to $2!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2021:

so she is looking at $5 unless she gets real busy huh?...

Makes sense! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2021:

Dead Stars....

Ted's not a perfect asshole,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2021:

And here I always suspected the source for his genetic material was a pile of dogshit...

Eric would agree with this whole-heartedly, tho he'd hate seeing the crocs! (I wish he'd at least ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2021:

Crocks are what people wear when they lack style and class... or the money to buy real shoes...

It works just fine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2021:

Sounds like she got a bigger better deal... Don't worry guy she will be back when she figures out that BBDs are just cons who are even more broke than you are (costs a lot to play that game). By then of course you will have found a better gal who is BBD proof and you can tell Jackie to hit the road... https://youtu.be/Q8Tiz6INF7I

Some people way overestimate their tolerance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2021:

I have some 20mg THC tablets for pain that I keep for those really bad days... If it gets really bad I sometimes take two and afterwards all fucks are gone...

Clarity, the best way to get your point across

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2021:

And since hell doesn't exist it is telling them that you never want to see them....

Why does the 3rd stage last so much longer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2021:

Because every year they make things worse so you learn that much younger just how badly they are fucking you in the ass...

A likely scenario

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2021:

Well someone's kids are off to a good start....

Seems legit

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2021:

Erect and to the point.... er....

More antivaxxer nonsense! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Another example of Christian math.... the real answer is 6066

This kid has me 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Just look for the one in bible study that is holding it upside down...

A shout out to all the pro and simi-pro musicians out there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

8. Probably a better musician than anyone in the band...

Bill, Rudy, Michelle and I need to look out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Well if they are looking for one on my computer they have about 8 TB of filled harddrive space to go through which will create a lot of good paying careers...

Could have been a boulder or even better... burned alive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

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🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Now we have one from Alabama in the Senate that not only committed treason his second day in office but just explained that he won't vote for the bipartisan 1/6 commission "until it has an equal number of Republicans on it...." I think he is in competition with Louie Gohmert for the title....

Absolutely true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

He must be in Texas because he is wearing a gun...

Some Star Wars Memes

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♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

That's my kitty....

I am done w humans

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Rides in perfect comfort right up to the point he is ejected through the windshield....

I like this kid! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Amy showed Bobby the baby hole for his four dimes now Amy has 4 dimes and 30 pennies...

And they wonder why they can't have good things.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:

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Let me out!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:

Bumper sticker says "Warning Heavy Metal band inside..."

Tell us how you really feel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:

This is why you don't want to smoke meth...

Now I know how to get alone time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Depending on the diameter of the branch and how much firewood it will supply for next winter in Texas he might just be onto something....

Awww yis!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

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What won't science be able to do?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

And she is back for revenge...

No more Ikea for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Were are the screws?

Sunday groaner

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Nightly...

Don't you hate when that happens?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

" I like children... if they are properly cooked" W. C. Fields

I'm sure this is true in Florida and the rest of the gulf coast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

And they wonder why so many kids are dying of emphysema...

So narcissistic! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

You want vitamin D just go to the all night pharmacy near you and look in the vitamin section and stop being a pill about it...

Before and after COVID...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

I used to look like the latter a few years back but I am beginning to look more like the after without all the muscle now...

Just a mere cat... LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

Interesting how little it takes to merely blend in....

I really want to know... LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

No nuts?....

Unfortunate name

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

At least it is descriptive....

Rules for thee, not for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

Gotta keep that shit in the family....

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

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Be careful how you phrase it next time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

I think we should deduct the cost of rebuilding Gaza from Israel's foreign aide.... Maybe when they have to pay to play they will stop playing....

Eugene seems to have first hand information on the subject.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

Probably married several of them over the decades....

Sorry, not sorry, these fucks are whackos too...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

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I'd rather the company...I'll still have all of you guys there!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2021:

Hell is doing much better these days I hear they have air conditioning....

Hard to argue with that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2021:

Sounds like the crypto currency markets also... Especially the Dogecoin that Elon Musk is manipulating....

Yup! That's right! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2021:

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Excaligator

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2021:

Gator 1 Floraduh man 0......

I've seen this!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2021:

Simpler solution is to put them on Antabuse...

My top ten

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2021:

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Important PSA

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2021:

Don't forget the other ones....

Jesus, it's a meme dump.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2021:

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Random cats and stuff....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:

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Tinder..........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:

Makes you wonder who is shooting who with what and where....

Guys, sorry to be a bummer, but I may be off for a spell, again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:

Sorry to hear about your loss I know how it is losing someone you love. Hopefully it wasn't a painful death for her even though it is hard on you no matter what.

For @MichelleGar1 ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:

https://youtu.be/FklUAoZ6KxY

Good old days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:

You never met the kids I grew up with... When I was in the scouts our favorite game was called "kill the man with the ball" You grabbed the ball and ran like hell trying to avoid the 50 people chasing you for as long as possible then threw it to someone else at the last possible second and became one of the 50 guys chasing him...If you got caught you were tackled and dog-piled... Yes we did have injuries.

That took a turn...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:

Actually the correct answer to that riddle is "time"...

Thoughts and prayers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:

Actually I have lost enough weight now that I can wear clothes that I haven't been able to wear for almost 20 years.

G. A. S. In the U. S. A. 3 meme drop. I've seen many more. Drop yours here too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:

Like dynamiting dog shit in the back of your van...

Get vaccinated motherfuckers!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:

Pilsner beer... though from the way it tastes maybe it should be called piss water. Have you ever noticed that anyone who drinks it always adds lemon or lime to it first?

Trying is the operative word...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:

https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

Oh, my poor heart...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

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Either that or she's forgotten her seat again...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

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I would so love to see this thing, the comedy gift that keeps on giving!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

My son in law would love this one...

Do you want to get your tell-tale heart ripped out?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

Just when you get the Jehovah's Witlessness out of your hair along comes the next bunch of bird brains....

DIY self-improvement...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

And keep the damned thing in your own yard where it belongs...

Alas & alack...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

Nothing wrong with small tits they defy gravity... Those cute girls with the big knockers in the 8th grade always seem to have problems when they reach their 30s' tripping over them...

& it really doesn't taste the same, either...my cousin's a skank!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

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I'm sure she feels the same way

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

By this I am quite certain you never met my ex-wife....

Honk Honk, Cobra-Chicken.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

Could be worse Ben Franklin wanted the National bird to be the turkey which is so smart it tricks hunters into shooting each other...

There seems to be a general notion that America is so polarised that there are Republicans and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

So what you are saying is we have the DNC Reagan Republicans and the GQP Nazis but "nothing in between?" Well we do have the progressives but both parties hate them and do their best to keep them from gaining more power which is why Joke Biden is swinging so far to the left... Why the fuck would anyone be stupid enough want a party half way between fascism and plutocracy?... That is completely unreasonable!

Meme featuring Julian Assange and Mark Zuckerberg

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

Can't get more factual than that.... And I am betting we all know who that person is...

Artificial lure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

Is that the one that Jebus hisself used in the miracle of the loaves and fishes?....

I couldn't resist...don't hurt me lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2021:

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Who wants to just watch? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2021:

Where is my vomit emoji damnit....

Punts are flat bottomed boats propelled by a pole and used in shallow rivers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2021:

C.U.N.T.s are Republicans.... Can't Understand Normal Thinking

I find it hilarious how politely political folks have nothing to say about how fucked up our country...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2021:

I got some news for you.... The reason the state where you live is so fucked up is because it is run by Republicans... I was stationed there a little over 40 years ago and it was a shithole then and even worse now... The only thing people like you are good at is bitching about the problems you create and trying to blame them on the other guy. North Carolina hasn't been happy since slavery was abolished.

Look at that lady with the walker go...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2021:

https://youtu.be/1juTx8M9CU0

I really should know better...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2021:

Shouldn't have used the drive thru is all....

Martha & Snoop.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2021:

What a... er... Crack up?...

Just a handful of Yo' Mama jokes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2021:

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