All things considered, yeah!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

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7, maybe 8...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

More like this....

What the actual duck??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

My guess is Floriduh....

I’m not sure if many of you know this but my brother had cerebral palsy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Nice to see you getting out there even if you are doing it online.

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

No way dude!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2021:

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Poopsidazy.. there goes the baby!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2021:

For a name suggestion how about "Shithead" or "Ted Cruz?"

CATS, because... CATS! (Multiple memes)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2021:

#3 is a perfect description of my house...

Airforce...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2021:

There are a couple hundred geese at the VA main hospital I go to along with the ducks so for some this comes in handy when using the pathways around the hospital... For some reason they never bother me but I have seen them chase people around fairly often.

Start 'em young.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Well there goes Mommy's urine sample....

Now that's "Dirty Dancing"!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Ahhh those threesomes on the dance floor...

Fuckla Fucky.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Fucky Fuckis?... All I need is This....

Trickle down economics

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2021:

How it really works....

Keep 'em guessing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Or transplant a watermelon vine into the middle of their front lawn complete with half grown watermelons on it.... If you do it carefully enough it will look as if it just sprang up overnight...

Bet i can predict how this guy dies: blunt force trauma to the head.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2021:

My guess is there is nothing in his head to damage so you would be wrong.... But I bet every time he shits his IQ lowers and that he is planning to run for congress on the GQP ticket...

WOW!!!! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2021:

That would have been my ex-wife the "Master Homemaker"

I used to have a tee like this. Gotta get me another!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2021:

And all of them created with the same thought in mind... Fleecing the Sheeple. One of these days I might just open a church of my own... Maybe it will be called "the First Church of Woo for the Sheeple Who Just Want to Feel Better About Their Worthless Failure of a Life" Just have an altar with a big box for donations with a sign reading "Just drop in some cash so I can buy a yacht"

To everything, turn, turn, turn...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2021:

The history of medicine should consist of progress but like all through history there have been extremists trying to force us backward again.... The whole situation is for the Byrds....

Just found this old one, but Posting it for "Women's History Month".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

The only reason anyone ever supported $hillary is corporate funding...

Free shipping for the fetishes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I will take the horny housewives and milfs after what the hell am I going to do with a virgin?... Last time someone got involved with one in the religious sense look how badly that turned out...

Could have been the cadberry egg

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

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Keeping it all in the family

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I will take passages from the bible that nobody ever thinks about for 500 Alex....

& while you're at it, get off of my lawn!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Freeze his ass off that will wake him up for sure...

In 5 volumes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Wait until she assigns 2021 where Floriduh is at least 23 volumes... We need to seal off that state fast because their spring break disaster is going to reinfect the entire country will all new and more deadly strains of the virus...

Which reminds me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Looks like you have been horsing around neigh?....

I'm so embarrassed (not!), I don't Zoom...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

I don't either because my computer isn't set up for it yet. I have to dig out my old camera with a microphone that has been buried in one of the boxes in the garage since I moved in here. People keep saying "do it on your phone" but those are the same stupid people who keep getting their personal and banking info hacked.... Unlike them I am not a moron.

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

In an alternate universe...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Fucking toilet paper hoarders.....

When you are completely ethically and morally bankrupt, these are the things you have to ponder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Health care, a living wage, education for your children....

& can I piss on a cop car???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

actually a guy did that years ago in California and they arrested him but had to cut him loose because there wasn't a law against it at the time.... so they promptly passed one which I hear other states have done as well now...

Some people are so wasteful

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Nah that is a "Puddin mold" just ask Bill Cosby....

The things I find....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

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According to the Georgia top cop the guy who shot up 3 massage parlors and murdered 8 people did it ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

So apparently Captain Blue Balls was removed from the case for "having a bad day.... I wonder if his "ties to the Asian community" are bondage related?...

"Borrowed" from @GeorgeRocheleau in tRump Pinata...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

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Uhm... What?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

On the bright side they caught the guy in San Francisco who was assaulting Asians. He got his ass beat by his last victim a 75 year only woman and is in the hospital awaiting trial... 8 counts of homicide... and yes he was White.

P.S. I was deliberately late...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

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A joke AND a ear worm!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

https://youtu.be/0WPzFnZkZmI

I didn't get one, Anyone else?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

What no first hooker cakes?... Or is that a part of the Puberty cake package?...

Who contributed more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Mark Fuckerberg apparently didn't do as much as he claims to create Assbook he just stole it from the people who did...

That's my boy!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Next time throw that ball into the meat department at the grocery store...

Wait. That's genius!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Good luck on that because you are going to need it Junior...

& THAT one is shaped like a rapist!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

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Vintage Navajo Moose

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Fucking Texas and their vaunted "educational system..."

I will have 2

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Choosing between diet coke and coke is like choosing between cancer and diabetes....

El Paso, TX today, the wind! Ugh!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

It happens....

Nice watch........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Why does anyone bother with a watch these days?.... Oh wait that isn't what you were looking at was it?...

Simon says...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2021:

He has made some of the funniest movies ever...

And if you add in Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, and a few others it is really raw.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Sam Kinison alone used to give the Jesus freaks a stroke... https://youtu.be/LgV6_hy2eXY

&, back again, Atheist Pig!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

So if we all came from dirt why is there still dirt?....

The Path to Truth is so obvious...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

You have to love how they are always calling each other "heretics" for worshiping the same gods...

I should save this for Easter, but what the hey, I'll just re-post it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Well happy Kiester... Bunny....

Don't forget to set your rocks forward .... ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Is this what the British call getting stoned?....

TV remotes & charging cables.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Toilet seats....

Rules are rules...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Unfortunately this is more or less true in our country... If you don't have money you don't have medical care... Which is why we need Medicare For All passed there is absolutely no sense to going on vacation and finding out tat you have to pay $50,000 in emergency care for your child because the hospital you were forced to go to isn't in your insurance company's "approved network"

Wow! They do use real beef😳

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I am sure those cows are safe enough but any rodents in that pasture are toast....

Vote Now!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I refuse to eat raw fish besides if they came from the sea of Japan they might make me glow in the dark.... Donuts are out for me as well because I am a type 2 diabetic...

This one only took me a few seconds... Please don't spoil it for others in the comments.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Pretty simple actually...

That's awesome 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Should have read "I have no idea who that batshit crazy bitch is..."

& since he doesn't exist either, throws the whole shebang into the rubbish bin...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2021:

I read the bible early and never saw the evil in Satan AKA Lucifer, AKA the devil he always seemed to be the scape goat who got the blame for trying to make things better... After all the tree god had his tizzy fit over was "the tree of knowledge of good and evil" right?... I see nothing wrong with knowing the difference between them after all without that knowledge mass shootings would be legal and so would cannibalism....

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Then she sees what beer you are drinking...

Why does the number seven appear in the Bible 735 times.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

3, 5, 7, and other prime numbers in those times were considered to be special and Have "magical" powers. Silly I know but that is just how superstitions are.

I wish the publisher had of just stopped selling the 6 books. No one would have even noticed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I suspect most Republicans would never notice a book had been discontinued as long as nobody announced it because as far as I have been able to determine none of them read.... Most of them just watch Fox instead...

Well I did wonder

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Need I elaborate?....

Man decorating

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2021:

https://youtu.be/D0qDW9shiD8

Art I can appreciate....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2021:

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New to xbox

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2021:

For women who just want to play with their pussy....

& to think FauxNews is no longer the worst News out there, anymore (NewsMax or OANN anyone?)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2021:

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& to think FauxNews is no longer the worst News out there, anymore (NewsMax or OANN anyone?)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2021:

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& to think FauxNews is no longer the worst News out there, anymore (NewsMax or OANN anyone?)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2021:

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& to think FauxNews is no longer the worst News out there, anymore (NewsMax or OANN anyone?)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2021:

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& to think FauxNews is no longer the worst News out there, anymore (NewsMax or OANN anyone?)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2021:

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Woulda thought it would be the dog in the box...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Just make sure you put enough postage on the box....

Hoomans, who can figure???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Some people just have no sense of humor....

& I'd do it again in a heartbeat!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

My cat and I came to an agreement long ago to solve this problem.... Our solution was that the steak is his but he lets me have the big piece...

Righto, jingoism anyone?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

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Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

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So Spring is just two weeks away and I need to get my beach bod back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Fucked up that instead of worrying you might trip over your dick you have to worry about tripping over your underwear.... I guess this is old age and becoming a grown up when you finally realize it is never going to get that big...

Don't breathe on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Corona Virus Cowboys....

Honk Honk...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Officer Whitebread and his partner Loosey Goosey....

007 on his way

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2021:

I have a very looooonnnngggg list for him....

Can't seem to put my hand on the TP, tho???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2021:

One big...

Who ya' gonna call...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2021:

A friend with a huge gun and a fast car....

Any special talents?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Does being able to cause religious people to become completely unhinged in less than one minute count?.... *Asking for a friend*

Over & over & over...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

And scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll.......

& I don't even think this was WalMart!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

https://youtu.be/p13yZAjhU0M

Balloons just won't cut it anymore...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

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Texas! Ugh!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

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So the Qwazies out there had their Trump return inauguration day come and go yet nothing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Update: I forgot to mention that they were under the impression that Trump would also cancel all rents and mortgages as well as make them rich by giving them money...

Does that mean that one personality could accuse you of cheating if you slept with another???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

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heterological words

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2021:

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A pair-o'-memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2021:

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I'm so glad I drink my coffee black!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Like those big black ones do you?....

Kirk's Twerks???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2021:

William Shithead deserves abuse after donating money for a Confederate statue about two years ago....

Reading is fun to be mental ...[agnostic.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

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Hard times are made easier with friends.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Funny thing about life is you never get out of it alive so you need to enjoy it while you can...

Skepticism is healthy ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Easy answer for the kid.... Hand him 10 bucks and say when you question what others tell you often you find it will help you learn something you can profit from....

This would get me rammed where I live.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Simple solution.... Put that sign on a tree....

Fill in the blank...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Puddingist....

A Hitch slap from beyond...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Least hypothesis....