Diseased ones, at that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

The Republican party has been a bag of dicks ever since Tricky Dick and Joke McCarthy took over....

The absolutely very least...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

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Taking the easy way out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Amazing how many people buy Hall's cough drops who can't spell what they are made from....

It's like Vegas except instead of losing a few grand you lose your life/freedom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Gee sounds just like the GQP without the ability the Chinese have to build anything of value...

Love sharing this one when the Christians start preaching

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

I get so tired of people telling me that by being an atheist I am "worshiping Satan" and when I tell them that to worship something you have to first believe in it they try telling me that "I just don't realize I am worshiping Satan..." They are unaware just how stupid they sound saying it too...

probably some repeats - probably some repeats

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

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I just collect anything that brings even a quarter smile to my face

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Couple good ones in that set...

Look at them yo-yos.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2021:

https://youtu.be/0WPzFnZkZmI

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Better going between her legs....

Nuckin' Futs!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven

I think it's more like Bridge

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

More like jumping out of a perfectly safe airplane with no parachute....

Real doggy treat

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Peeping Rover?...

Pilot lounge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Where the pilots all get blind drunk....

CrossFit. Nailed it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

At the end of a long hard workout even Jebus needs some down time I guess....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Problem is that this is so common... Some women seem to enjoy messing with men's heads like this and then complain how they "can't find a decent guy..."

I have to agree!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Assbook is so full of shit anymore it isn't good enough to suck....

Follow me for more household tips

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

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🤔😳👍🤪😴🥇🥇😎😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Just toss another kilo on the fire and that party is fucking lit....

Kissing Booth Trio...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Meanwhile in Oklahoma...

Well, they do have the same hair...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Probably wonders why all his kids are so good looking....

Can I at least get a thank you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2021:

Thanks and how about one back?...

Some people get upset so easily

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2021:

If I still drove I would try this as a practical joke....

Yes, I'm an expert in being stupid. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2021:

And learned more crap the hard way...

I've got nothing to say... [dailymail.co.uk]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Seen this video before... unbelievable how many people both female and male who do stupid shit like this every day. I have seen it happen several times and every time I do I can't help but watch because it is like a train wreck you see it and can't help but watch even though you can't believe your eyes...

I never thought about this before. I guess I won't be donating this way anymore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Donating it to charity?... probably not I bet the Waltons line their pockets with those "donations..."

They'd get just as dirty, but in a different way, as the ball pits in McD's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

https://youtu.be/D0qDW9shiD8

Wonder what the Right would make of this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Probably breakfast....

I need the address for this place!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

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When I was married, I made the comment to my wife that after shaving in the morning I felt 10 years ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

People keep telling me how lucky I am to have 100% VA disability.... They can't understand why I tell them they can have it all for the last 40 plus years of my life back.

She must have been going way past when she just needed glasses

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

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Damned foreigners

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

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Just when you think you had enough..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

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It could have been.. jeebus on a fucking cupcake.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

She really loves it when I say "Jesus Fucking Christ at a Gay orgy..."

A good reminder for us all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

No the leading cause is doing stupid shit like that their whole lives.... Stuff like that makes you an old man really quickly I can tell you from experience...

WTF is this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

What it is happens to be Christians trying to make it all about them again....

Same name, different meanings!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Magic 8-ball?....

Another modern day remake.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Must have been Bearly There Goldilocks her cousin...

They really should have included this in the beatitudes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Even more blessed are those who can laugh at the human race because we have an endless cornucopia of amusement....

Probably fake, but nice to see a busybody get what they deserve

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Karma is a real bitch ain't she?...

A modern day remake.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Give a cat a roll of paper towels and you will have an endless supply of confetti....

Ménage à squirrel? Q. does this violate the 'no porn' rule?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Redneck porn?...

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Now that the pandemic is ending and people like Bezos are still buying super yachts I feel the time is right after all one yacht at a time and you can build a fleet...

Deep thoughts with Ernie!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Kind of a waste cooking her.....

Very weird! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Well to be truthful McDonald's food tastes like shit so this toy does fit in quite well...

The teacher told me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

People with guns kill people....

She was awarded half of everything. 50/50 split.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

"Life in Mississippi" By Mark Twine....

Strange how prevention works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Three are still in the hospital and the mortality rate for this outbreak so far is 40% This just took place and Floriduh still hasn't reported deaths or infections for the last few weeks...

More hypocrisy from the Left

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

More stupidity from the far Reich....

But ossifer, it's medical. I have a doctor's note.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Hey where did you get that picture of my cat?...

WOW!!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Trying this again it seems to be a problem link.... https://youtu.be/ryxY4wK76-I

So much 🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Light bulbs are a government conspiracy so they won't use them....

Fuck the Police!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

Best use it could possibly be put to I am sure...

So, why do you think Texas has such a lower proportion of Corona Virus vs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

Actually it is your lower population and political posturing that makes it seems as if your numbers are lower. When you look at those numbers Texas reports by population you will find Texas has higher numbers both in numbers of cases and number of deaths and it is pretty obvious that Texas way under reports their real numbers.

If you can't sell it for its original use, make up a new one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

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Preposterous!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

Well postprediliction to you....

Wise advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I shave my head because hair implants look ridiculous and I refuse to look like a white haired Bozo...

George: the misunderstanding.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

Of course the retraction was only after poor George was admitted to the ER and his wife arrested for attempted Homicide....

here’s some more

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

That last one is so accurate for people who think they can treat a cat just like they treat their dog....

I’ve been gathering these

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I always loved Groucho Marx his comebacks were superb and he was never at a loss for words...

Going for quantity and not necessarily quality

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2021:

That last one for me is just a normal part of life these days....

Happy Father's Day!!!! Hope you all enjoy your day!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2021:

My ex hid my daughter from me and brainwashed her into hating me. She also indoctrinated her into cult thinking and destroyed her life. Last year in November my daughter who is my only child died of COVID... Not a great time of the year for me.

I'm sure it's not just in Canada. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Another quality Johnson and Johnson product.....

Guilt's the name of their game.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Not to mention the blackmail income of the church would be cut off without it...

Gotta love those backhanded compliments too

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Because respect needs to be earned...

Feeling horny, might watch some At-At porn later, IDK! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

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Period humor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2021:

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Feeling my hair turning grey

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Makes one feel like a dinosaur....

This must be it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

About the size of it... you get the bills and she gets everything else....

You have been warned...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

And people wonder why I say cats are the best home security system in existence....

Because I think it's Star Wars day! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Then her daughter comes along...

I understand that the right-winger who drew this means it as an insult, but instead it's ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

I love it when they call Gay marriage "an attack on traditional marriage" as if they knew what "traditional marriage" really was... http://youtu.be/OFkeKstTXw

What the fuck is this?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

A bonerfied Bonaphone....

Haha ha ha ha ha!!! 😛

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Looks like someone finally solved the problem of pigeons shitting on people while flying overhead.... Overfeed the little bastards until they can't fly and let the cats have them....

Oh no, a bunch of Beaker's!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Beakers aren't all they are cracked up to be...

So true! Good morning!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Not just a Latina....

An example of how to defy gravity ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Damn that is what it is for I always used to stand on it...

depression is natural ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

I think his pick in brand of beer says it all.....

Don't assume you know someone's heart

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

About sizes up the conservatives from the Southern Baptists who just blocked further investigation into their child rapist preachers...

get them now while you have a chance - gonna be huge!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

And the people who buy these....

Flat-earthers should not surf.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Official sport of DiscWorld...

Is pride branding going too far? Obvious photoshop, but pretty well done.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2021:

They should actually make this product I know a lot of people who would buy it just to annoy family members...

I'm just going to go ahead and apologize in advance for this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2021:

I remember telling a joke about this in reply to a post on Yahoo Answers 10 or 12 years back and the poor guy couldn't believe a straight man would post something like that...

just wow, an image which makes me ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Nice photoshop job... They even added ripples in the water where they would be if a real cat were lapping up the water...

some memes on capitalism. Actually rather depressing [50nerdsofgrey.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2021:

For those who never read Adam Smith he was disgusted with the concept of capitalism so when you here capitalists telling you differently you know they never read anything written by him... This makes them no different from Christians who never read the bible...

Cursed lemonade stand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Is there a special on a combination cup?....

Seems a bit much... No?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2021:

First time I ever heard of being able to order your kind of own shit sandwich was reading the bible....

Easy mistake... ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Funny isn't it how the porn stars in the types of films he is whining about always seem to have crosses tattooed on their bodies or around their necks....

Confuse the hell out of them all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2021:

I have no problem with responsible gun ownership by people who under the terms of the constitution have earned that right. But when someone is irresponsible, a criminal, or a terrorist like so many Republicans and Libertarians are these days I think if they are caught looking sideways at any firearm they should get at least 30 years at club fed...

Everyone's childhood memories ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

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Right in the spider hole!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Looks like they are pounding sand....

Oops! Wrong number? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

A great interoffice prank....

Coudn't have said it better

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2021:

I tell people that all the time and explained that I am not the person who is pregnant so I don't have the right to an opinion on the subject.... I find that all too often I end up explaining that to a male.

I need a new fence, so wish me luck

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Looks to me like you are shooting for a 15 foot high 3 foot thick concrete wall....

Where's the damn marinade???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Reminds me of the time on Yahoo Answers when I asked how long and at what temperature a 7 pound baby should be cooked.... I don't know why they got so upset after all I posted it in Religion and spirituality and I did put "Spiritually speaking" in front of the question. I lost more accounts that way...

Shish-kebab!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

The comment is by far the best I have seen today....

( @powder Posted a link, rather than Post a few at a time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

"You picked the wrong religion you need to convert to the first church of I don't give a fuck and send a donation of 1 thousand USD to me at ************* "

& could you...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Sounds like the pride parade is in town....

That look... priceless.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

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First it was the aluminum, then the copper, now the wood

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Too bad it doesn't show the pissed off guy walking behind them waiting for the cops to catch up because it was the tree from his front lawn....

Tags for the mentally challenged among us

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Kind of takes all the fun out of a front loader....