Should have known

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Most of them Republicans....

Poor Chris lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Kiss this Chris....

This is how it goes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Cheap date I am betting she is popular....

Dunno whose 'science' this is, but worth a try! 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2021:

In Florduh mosquitoes have been known to drink bath salts mixed with Everclear so no this won't work....

Awesome job Bill

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2021:

Oldest leg humper in known space....

I hear they're hireling! $14.25 hr.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2021:

Here in CA they are required to pay at least $15 an hour and nobody will work for them for less than $17.50 because the jobs are shit and everyone else is paying more anyway...

What is your bread and butter?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Have you been smoking meth again?....

Do ya suppose?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Celebrity Presidential apprentice..... Fuck off already we fired your dumb ass....

Imagine that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

There are many times I wish I had done something like this....

I think we all know someone ...........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Drop a cherry bomb down the vent pipe... It may not clear the air but....

Good morning all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Seems like a real sweet girl....

Yup. It checks out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Cripes most of these fuckers can't even balance their own checkbooks....

I never did that lmao

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

The sad part is that is promoting conspiracy theories or domestic terrorism is about all Facebook is anymore....

Which are you lmao

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

I always said it takes all kinds to make a world....

Yup possible

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

I think we know a few of them here....

Interesting times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Just think if it had been a Porsche.....

Funny and sad at the same time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Poor sheep.....

Poor billionaires

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Awww the poor Republicans in congress will all have to go on unemployment.....

Funny and quite cerebral at the same time. [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Nothing to see here folks just more stupid anti-vaxxer content youtube promised to remove and hasn't done so...

Anyone else got more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Military Intelligence Honest politicians Republican Patriot...

Anyone else got more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

School for the gifted National Intelligence Alternate facts Public servant Shall I go on?

I know it was traumatic for some

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Truthfully I didn't even know about it until it hit the news in the same article as the whistleblower was mentioned in....

I didn't even miss it... much

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Yeah I heard it was down for about 6 hours.... Oddly it was right after the leak of thousands of documents proving Facebook was all but sponsoring domestic terrorism.....

Unseen danger ahead

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Dog mines.... You never know when or where you will step on one....

They lost a day of "research".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Move over thinker here comes the stinker....

Why I hate facebook

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2021:

You forgot the puppy nose and ears....

A dad overhears his daughter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 5, 2021:

Well you know how mailmen are about putting things in open slots....

Too true. Too true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

"So many stupid people so few bullets..."

Ah, nothing better than a trek in the wilderness

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Why didn't I think of that while I was married?....

Tax Deadline in 11 days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

There went the copier.... Poor thing had a heart attack...

Saw a psychopath

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

I wasn't aware the crap they call "coffee" at Starsucks actually was coffee.... Mostly it seems to be overly flavored gunk...

Why Life Jackets Should Be Mandatory! [rumble.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

More stupid anti-vaxxer nonsense nothing to see here folks....

Went for a ride last night! Had some engine trouble!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Engine fire?... Must have been a gas leak...

It sucks to bee me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Male Black Widow spiders have a similar problem she lets him tie her up then he hopes he can get off before she breaks loose and eats him...

Cooking made fun [vm.tiktok.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2021:

I bet that cucumber enjoyed making that video....

Oh dear! Some things you can't just unsee! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2021:

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Wait until he gets his claws in him!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2021:

My guess is it's an... er... win....

Poor guy..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2021:

"You should have seen it Martha the damned thing was as big as a whale and swallowed me whole! I came back as soon as the damned thing shit me out!

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Doctors orders no doubt because his liver was shot to hell....

Flowchart for an asshole.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Forgot to tell them more is better and a 50KW UV lamp is best....

Afternoon snack ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Well Texass and Floraduh are fucked... plenty of zombies but nothing to feed them.

No. Superheroes land like squirrels. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2021:

https://youtu.be/EwUilIo036g

There's also a talking snake 🐍 and an apple 🍎 that ruined the world 🌎

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2021:

I love the smell of butthurt in the morning....

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2021:

These days some stupid bimbo has 19 kids they give her a TV show ....

You can't trust rocks with eyes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2021:

Someone got a free meal at "Starving Artists Cafe and Take out..."

Admit it. You sang it, didn't you? 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2021:

The bonds of unholy wazzat-ormony....

3 out of 4 ain't bad...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2021:

I am just not equipped to be nice to stupid people....

Santa's sleigh will be extra heavy this year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2021:

He better add in some reading lessons for these dumb motherfuckers too...

Now that's a upgrade

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2021:

As long as biting isn't allowed....

Progress in technology lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2021:

Available in a sex toy store near you in the state of Texas...

They had to put a sign! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2021:

Caution: could cause a pain in the ass...

praise god amen.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2021:

People keep misinterpreting the old saw about "Jesus being hung..."on the cross....

Can't wait for the Netflix documentary!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2021:

So she is a connoisseur then?....

Political correctness in 2021.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2021:

Nice to see proof that Nazi rhetoric is still a part of so-called "liberal" thinking and not just a part of normalized GQP speech....

The Russians are coming, fill your tank up and hide the women! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2021:

BREXIT at work....

This is a good one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2021:

.................

What's good for one is good for all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2021:

Another way people are hypocrites....

Be wary of hugs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2021:

And a free meal...

Yeah seems stupid

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2021:

In all fairness the way people act these days he may have mistaken it for a representative sample of the dominate intelligent life-form on this planet...

QAnon doctors.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2021:

Hope he believes in washing his hands.... Wondering if he uses the same finger as a rectal thermometer as well....

When I go grocery shopping by myself! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2021:

Don't really have that problem here ... plenty of clerks and all willing to help and most of the customers are happy to help you get something off the top shelf as well. The only stores which this isn't true seem to be the big chains from outside the state.... Never enough employees and those that are around all seem to be slackers who are underpaid. They just hang around to collect a paycheck is all.

Not all of course, but some Chinese food sucks! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2021:

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That would be fun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2021:

Transvestite nuns smoking a fatty and drinking Mad Dog 20/20.... What a sight that would be in front of a Catholic church on a Sunday morning....

Redneck engineering

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2021:

But he has great air conditioning....

Becky seems like a fun person

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

I'll drink to that....

One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0

One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

Me I am part Scotch and part Soda here....

Sometimes it just the thought that counts

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

When it is hard to tell if he is cuming or going....

I wonder if she considers it cheating if she changes personalities in the middle of?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

As long as none of those personalities is a born again virgin it's all good...

Cat piss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

The only thing more usless than light beer is non-alcoholic beer...

I'm wondering why it took him so long to discover it wasn't real drugs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

Herpes is a virus so yes but Syphilis requires direct contact so no...

Dating horror story

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

When you feed her lobster and all you get is crabs....

Ain't this the way it is! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

Capitalism in a nutshell.... Fire the people who do the work and send their jobs to countries that use exploited and slave labor....

A quick stop for a hair cut or music anyone?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

For a haircut you can really lose your head over...

A quick stop for a hair cut or music anyone?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

Never tell this guy "I'd like a little off the top please...." Unless you want to leave about a foot short...

Should we start searching right now? :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2021:

Reminds me of the time we had them page Dr. Jack Meiofe at Disneyland when I was young.... "Dr. Jack Meiofe please call the Disneyland operator your office has been trying to reach you...."

Santa and Stalin.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2021:

Both avid communists who used slave labor...

A poker tail - impossible. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2021:

Best way to bluff in poker is to switch up your tells....

Have you seen a clean one?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2021:

No Republicans since Eisenhower left office that is for damned sure.... and there is damned little difference between a Democratic "moderate" and a Republican...

My new favourite word!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2021:

Also known as an anti-vaxxer....

Help the astronaut

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

Three feet off the floor... https://youtu.be/W5D07c0dJuQ

Anti-vaxxers are now going to start carrying signs saying "No salad for me because Freedumb..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

Maybe we should just start a rumor that all foods now contain the vaccine so they have a choice to either die of starvation or leave the country....

Talk about destroying someone's self esteem.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

Druggies throw shoes over powerlines to mark the locations of their houses.... Is this marking the location of the local low end house of prostitution?

Can't do anything anymore

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

People actually listen to shit like that still?...

New perspective on chicken/egg matter

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

Change that egg picture a bit and you have a pig.... Would that make it "Porked Chicken?"

Another reason I hate washing dishes! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

Cup yes spoon?.... Not even once.

Jesus wants to come inside of you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

.................

I saw this meme and I just had to steal it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2021:

Alcohol as it relates to the Dunning-Kruger Effect....

Oh oh he got caught

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2021:

..............

Thats the truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2021:

With the things you post and the comments you make I have a pretty good idea why....

Yes please stop that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2021:

Memo addressed to McConnell, Trump and Hillary Clinton...

"Fascinating Captain!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2021:

Yep back then those suckers even defied the ship's artificial gravity....

Met anxiety...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2021:

All the stupid anti-vaxxers out there anyone with two functioning neurons or more is bound to have a bit of anxiety...

I do this ever so often. Maybe, I'm gifted, too! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2021:

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Don't get vaccinated!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2021:

A true Entrepreneur....

Did you know this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2021:

Well that will certainly put some weight on her....

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2021:

I heard that familiar, cheerful voice from the radio giving that sad message at the end of his weekly show "And remember to stay demented" and nearly cried....

My exact same feeling! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2021:

Is it wrong that I can relate to this meme?... Hating is too much effort to me though but if a person I know was to step in front of a bus I would try hard not to laugh..... smiling and "saying Darwin wins another round" though? You betcha I am going to make sure someone hears me say it in the moment...

What is your answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2021:

Painful

That's a huge mistake oops

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2021:

Hey babe wanna ride my ass?....