Nothing to see here. Just remember… Orange man bad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2023:

Instead of taking memes at face value maybe you should fact check?... https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2023/08/17/heres-how-much-joe-biden-is-worth/?sh=11487e0a38ea

And the liberals think they are on their side….

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2023:

Bernie's net worth is slightly over two million.... The real problem with this meme is not only is it full of lies but stupid people don't realize what net worth actually is... Over the last 7 years mine has gone from less than zero to somewhere around 225K but is hard to pin down as my assets vs my debt have recently changed but checking my home value when the work I am doing is finished should be near 500K...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2023:

Dog: Oh a indoor bathroom for me?....

One more before bed!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2023:

You're just a kid if you don't remember that loud clunk of the 8-track player when you least expected it....

It would be acceptable to some

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2023:

See the Muslims got something right after all....

A dream that never was

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Dad must have been screwing the family 7 toed cat again....

An offer you can refuse

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Have him bring over his daughters for an orgy first just like the bible says....

Age is not the issue

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Not to mention nasty, decrepit and evil...

Having a relaxing Sunday evening, hope you all are too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Raisin Bran do they still make that shit?....

Gibson, Mamoa and their son.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2023:

I am disappointed that Mamoa would have such poor taste in bitches....

Happy Saturday Night!!!!! Hope all is well!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2023:

He should be happy she didn't fart....

Totally based on science

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2023:

Only to fight over everything you own including that old 13' black and white TV that hasn't worked for years....

Be careful how you say it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2023:

Not so rest home eh?...

And update the OS and change Configuration Mode from 'theist' to 'atheist'. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2023:

Or just going away to prevent your followers from destroying all life on the planet....

A quick morning drop. About two feet or so it looks like. I'll post more later.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2023:

Sometimes affectionately known as tripod....

Christmas is coming

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2023:

Good thing Santa only cums once a year isn't it?...

Is there something like that?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2023:

Oh goody more Republicunt Propaganda....

A lot of folks who live in the city often wonder what home life is like for all those "wild animals"...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2023:

Ahh the elusive party animals...

An educational message

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2023:

So true....

It's a proven theory

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2023:

No thanks I find stupid people like @Trajan61 not just annoying but completely unable to overcome their indoctrinations....

I like the rule

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2023:

And make a Hobbit of it....

I have heard of their burgers but....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2023:

Brought to you by circle jerk products....

What did he do wrong?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Monopoly Money doesn't count....

That's incorrect Biblically, Adam

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

So then according to the bible Eve was actually the first trans woman?....

My Yin Yang

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Good rules to live life by whenever possible....

The technology is increasingly challenging

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Mechanical version of Trump....

Now THAT is a very good question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Billy Joe Bob's car A/C repair and installation....

His only regret

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

I wish I could reach through the screen and slap some sense into the stupid people instead of just arguing....

My apology. No hard feelings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

#MeToo

Right in the heart of Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Wasn't so much the punching as it was the pissing....

I just want peace!!! I don't pray either!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

Nope it is the dating apps... And as for that picture from the 70s all I can say is those haircuts make the weird shit some people wear today look conservative by comparison...

He didn't answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

Don't loan him the weedwacker...

I hope Deidre will help him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

Maybe he should have asked his wife to help....

The goal is to make it human-like.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

Needs to be programmed to chase after dogs and piss on them....

Even for the Satan

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

I wasn't aware the Devil does porn...

Ladies eat free!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

I bought a bunch of mantis eggs a while back for my yard and now they have taken over the yards around me as well...I should probably buy some more next year as the cutworms and crickets are starting to come back.

Texas Tinder

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

Log off and remove the app.... I don't like women who have had lobotomies...

Makes sense

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

There you go again Chuck.... This really Bores us....

Animal lovers going to an RSPCA convention ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

I would have loved to see them going through airport security wearing those shirts....

Do you always open your fortune cookies? They are given for a reason.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2023:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI=mariah1613

You Westerners stole everything Hindus had invented everything thousands of years ago

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2023:

Hindus can't even build a submarine that doesn't burn down in dry dock before they manage to launch it....

Sunday Night!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2023:

That is both my cats leaving the litter box....

I have to be frank

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2023:

Things that go bump in the night....

The older you get, the more honest you get.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2023:

I told my son-in-law that we both had the same taste in women.... really fucking bad. I just sent him this and expecting an answer back.

Diversity Bambi

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2023:

You know this would get someone's goat....

You can trade them in?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2023:

John Milton a great play on words...

Public opinion now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2023:

We should withhold all aid for them until that piece of shit and his followers resign...

Cruel and unusual punishment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2023:

Getting fucked when you are already fucked....

He demanded a paternity test

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2023:

I want to know how drunk was she?...

O how I missed this site!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2023:

Aren't cats just the best?...

So their marriage has begun. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2023:

That was the point when my ex told me she doesn't...

Now in stores, just in time for the winter

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2023:

New accessory for those guys who "roll coal..."

milking the teacher ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2023:

Betting the boys are glad she didn't.... Thanks for the mammaries teacher!...

It's not funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2023:

More likely the problem is you need to fix the doors you cheap bastard...

He agrees but can it help?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2023:

Kids probably know more about those drugs anyway...

No tension.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2023:

Going to need a full glass to listen to that guys bullshit...

DeSantis has a height complex

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2023:

He just wants people to look up to him..... never gonna happen.

Having just received notification that @Alienbeing has tagged me I went to read his comment.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2023:

Consider it an honor he is just one of the little bitches who enjoys blocking others who prove he is a horse's ass and then whine because they get blocked by others who are getting bored by their nonsense... Just a bunch of political conservative cry babies...

Finally, a perfect cure.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2023:

Now with Potassium Cyanide...

Did I get a deal, or what?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2023:

Or what.... Even though it is likely that your apple watch is far more useful than the ones put out by the tech giant for wannabe yuppies...

Inaction Hero - so much like me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2023:

Could be worse you could be like Florida's favorite action heroes ... Methman and Jesse...

Church Christmas Play...... Roman soldiers were admirers of Jesus and all regretted nailing him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2023:

One was heard to say..."I just wish we were having a Gay old time instead..."

'Private Label' with own slogans

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Now available in the restroom of the fast food joint you are taking her to on a date....

Indistinguishable

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Once again pudding it where it don't belong....

Please join me on this special occasion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Not many people are aware that her middle name is Hoover.....

I am born again in November

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

No nut November?....

You almost had made it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

And if you had all six you would likely end up riding the bus after two years and spending time in bankruptcy court...

Don't ride rough

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Talk about skidmarks....

@Lizard_of_Ahaz lol gottem

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Says the jackass who dropped out of the third grade to get a head start on a life of failure right?... So how is your clubhouse full of Nazis and Klansmen doing?

I am going to start a travel channel, follow me for travel tips

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Looks like whoever is supposed to be in charge of this site forgot to renew the security certificates again....

Indy police arrest ‘terrorist’ for purposely driving her car into home used by hate group 

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2023:

Nothing like a twofer is there?....

Let me be clear...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2023:

The Trump cult in a nutshell....

Outrageous. Not nice at all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Looks like the latest in Russian drone tech...

Prof Hawkins never walked again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Sucked the life right out of him....

The same ole quality food and restrooms.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Before or after?... Asking for a friend...

Digital? Yes. Barter? No.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

Only an eye-roller....

His influence has reached far and beyond (land)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2023:

I didn't realize fish were that stupid....

Yeah, that sounds better

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

What a shitty job...

Looking for LTR, have kids

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

Wants more kids too I bet....

I think he solved it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

Considering Trump was in charge of the DOJ at the time and considering his penchant for under aged girls....

Legend 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2023:

If it had been me I would have held up a sign saying "see you soon..."

Episode will not be released

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2023:

A comedy that ends in a crackup....

I am born too late, Zsa Zsa Gabor is dead too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2023:

One of my bosses had a daughter who was on BHPD and arrested that drunken old bag for DUI....

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2023:

Knew some guys in Recon infiltration units who used to go into biker bars to say something charming like "No wonder they call them hog riders look at the pigs they are with..."

Two job interviews

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

At Trump Enterprises....

New love handles

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

Nothing says "ride my ass" like....

because he is a moderate, they call him a RINO

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

When a greedy, bloodsucking, corrupt asshole like him isn't evil enough for the Republicans you know there is a problem...

Just got home from making my daily bad decisions!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2023:

I don't know the Christian god is a huge asshole....

She came and went. Did anyone notice?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

She never left and people are still dying....

Direct flight from New York to Australia anybody?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

While flying over Moscow yell "everybody flush now!"

A republican health care plan for Christians

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

And don't worry the one you will be forced to buy will deny you treatment so they can keep the money...

It has worked in my experience

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

I call it the magical properties of a $20 bill.... If somebody annoys you loan them $20 and if you ever do see them on the street they will cross it to avoid you....

Don't get upset ladies I'm sure there is a similar one for men

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2023:

Loves playing with handcuffs = fat cunt in jail?....

Does the cheese turns the person who eats it into a lesbian,🤔 or is the milk used to make the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

It might come from the Greek Island of Lesbos.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

1 in drama nationally

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Biggest drama queen ever...

Follow me for more financial advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Short run as well...

Goodnight!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

In human terms a proud boy is someone who was born without any balls so they gang up to feel like they have some.... I.E. they are "gangbangers..."

It's like two pickets to Titsburg, please.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2023:

Like Pornhub before the Internet....

Makes no sense

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2023:

She doesn't have a neck.... She looks like and advertisement for Head and Shoulders shampoo....

Make America Great flopped

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2023:

Things never change with people like that until they hit bottom and decide that change is what they really want and need...