Clotile is home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed & squealing with delight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2022:

Ask a stupid question....

A Bama Fan goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2022:

What a coincidence.....

Little known hysterical fact

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2022:

Another little known fact is that the lego piece was developed after a careful study of the Punji stick... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punji_stick

Somewhere in Alabama 🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2022:

This along with "Dueling Banjos" being played at the wedding says it all....

Wait, isn't this illegal in Alabama?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Good way for her to get her divorce....

Dads are not playing these days

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2022:

And daddy calls him his little jerk off.....

The message is clear

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2022:

It has teeth and it will bite....

I finally found a comeback.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Adding this one to my repertoire....

I know it's tough to figure how she did that, How are we going to get her out?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2022:

As dinner....

Just call me Daddy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Or a Pinto....

Ever been to Thailand?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2022:

On;y problem I see with thailand is sorting out which were born women...

To almost quote a great visionary.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2022:

The reason I consider myself to be an antitheist is that religion is primitive superstitious hate filled nonsense that does extreme damage to society.

Now U C me, now....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Kia.... The car you want to sell off to some sucker before the odometer hits 100,000 miles and the wheels fall off.....

I'm single yet again, need to laugh! Hope you all have a great Saturday night!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2022:

So who did what to whom this time?.... Maybe you should just get a pet monkey and a blow up doll as long as you keep a patch kit and a bicycle pump handy you will never be disappointed....

Nasa just released this picture taken of Mars from the James Webb Telescope proving that there is ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2022:

Anywhere there is a bar you have barflies....

Christopher Titus [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2022:

He did forget about Jan 6th though....

Watch your own self!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2022:

Factory warning signs in the Deep South because "Hold ma beer an watch dis...."

Excellent idea

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2022:

One of these days I am going to bring apple juice to the VA when I go for my labs....

Whip it good!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2022:

Sounds a little kinky to me....

Some people don't think ahead. I bet it does attract attention.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2022:

See her on porn hub......

A faithful welcome

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2022:

20 minutes later the FBI showed up with a no knock warrant....

Farts and broccoli, a naturally nutritious combination leading to clouds of phosphoric emissions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Optimistic pessimism at its finest.....

Another reason to not home school.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2022:

And the teachers were stepparents?....

This blew me away...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Tourists........

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Open strange envelope sitting on pillow and wonder why it contains divorce papers....

Now we know

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Contents of Trump's personal safe discovered by the FBI...

She said I take good photos

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

She warned alright

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Good thing phones don't send bullets...

This is what happened...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Works for me....

Oh, don't want to forget wishing y'll...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

https://tenor.com/view/burgess-meredith-id-buy-that-for-a-dollar-angry-shout-scream-gif-16584898

Honestly, I asked and everyone started looking..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Don't look at me I have no fucking idea....

It's Tuesday, Just sayin....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Not going to flash my hairy chest at you so you can masturbate sorry....

Anyone complaining about the group?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Nope but people complain about me all the time..... https://youtu.be/RAkSkMRwPYs

Getting ready for the party next month, if you'd like more info message me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Throw some ice in the pool and just add beer....

I always worried about the dude with the yellow hat…..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Two weeks later....

Deven Green [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Proving that she isn't just trapped in a type cast role....

Some people can be really persuasive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

I wouldn't date her if I were you.....

I'm not sure they even know what they want. How would you respond?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Don't tell me let me guess.... Texas right?....

Telling it like it is, even when it hurts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

In China they don't go th extra mile they just pull a u-turn in the middle of traffic...

There are plenty around, so i won't have to go to the store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Roast a rabbit and tell them it is cat....

Another reason not to have potato salad at a party.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

And people wondered why I never ate the stuff...

A lucky woman.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Run that by me again.... who is the lucky one?...

A helmet has always been a good idea - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Nag, nag, nag.... No wonder they went a Viking...

We need to stamp that out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

I know of very few men who would complain if their wives gave them "the silent treatment..." in fact most of them would rather enjoy the peace and quiet for a change....

Monday almost done, four more days! Hope you enjoy your evening!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Kids give the best answers....

He is just a kid at heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Sit down little girl we have some talking to do....

I probably ought to loosen up a little, how about you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

How can you have a road rage problem if you don't have an isle rage problem in the stores?...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Those old ladies can be kind of scary....

One of my dogs: Making a retching sort of sound. Me in bed: Oh, no, please don't... Ugh!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Simple buy a cheap tablet download an alarm you can change the sound to and record your dog vomiting...

I think he will win the case

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

"Ask Pornhub...."

At least she didn't fly away.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

And she wonders why you don't call on mother's day...

Sometimes the stupid hurts. This time it is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

The first clue was when they bought an iphone..... The i in iphone stands for idiot....

He never paid attention when mom was cooking.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Gad he sounds like my mother..... she burned everything she cooked.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

At least he doesn't have to get butt-fucked by the priest for the next four months....

Happy Sunday! Going to make queso for my daughter's visit today! Hope you all have a good day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Parzosin is NOT an antibiotic.... It is an anti-anxiety medication that is also used for high blood pressure and to help people with PTSD to sleep better.

Poor prophets !

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Only in regular churches the Televangelists are still rolling in the dough unfortunately...

Redneck life hack.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I used to see shit like this when I was stationed in the South....

It seems to be a problem everywhere

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I use mine on my ebike they just don't blink.... My turn signals are just off and on only.

Enjoying a lazy Saturday afternoon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Doggy looks scared.... He better not disturb kitty's nap or he is going to be neutered.....

I'm not going to ask for it back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Shocked he didn't pop it trying to climb onboard...

Rufus Thibodeaux of Opelousas drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the Bubba Oustalet ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I wouldn't have stopped ...

Damn, busted!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Well I guess the cat is out of the bag....

I need this!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Yep that is me....

Wishes may just come true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Well how about that.... https://youtu.be/HKh6XxYbbIc

I remember...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

4 comics at 15 cents each = 60 cents 3 candy bars at 10 cents each is another 30 cents trading cards with gum 5 cents each bag of chips was 5 cents and soda was another 15 cents... All that work for $1.20....

[tiktok.com] I am in love w mr february, what a sweetheart ♥️👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Been "reading" Playgirl magazine again have you?...

Father has many responsibilities

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

"Sorry honey I took the kid to Toys R Us but they were out of business so I took him to lunch instead..."

Have you seen it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Going to be difficult seeing as he died in the last movie.....

“The farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

There went the neighborhood...

I am not a scientist but I am convinced.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

"Excuse me miss I am lost can I check your map?...." How to get men to ask for directions...

A priest goes to the barber for a haircut.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Most politicians are just deadbeats and mooches...

A practical engineer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Braggert....

I'll let myself out....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Problem with thinner is you tend to varnish....

My work here is done!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Well that contractor is about to go all Elmer Fudd on him....

Here I cum babe....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Going to be some skidmarks on that seat....

I agree with this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Now that is one hell of a unibrow....

I am pretty sure it was different but I like it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

And Jack is now known as Jacqueline....

I feel sad when read these things.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

After getting married my wife changed her personality to "Born Again Virgin..."

I heard meditation helps.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Works for me or there would be no time for me to hide all the bodies....

People are just frustrated with gas prices, I think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Why I ride an ebike... Well one of many reasons actually.

The flying spaghetti monster is as good a fantasy as any.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

The FSM is a parody religion created to combat the Kansas City school board from allowing cretinism to be taught in public schools as a "science"...

Men would not understand, Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Pretty sure she has had larger....

An Australian BWCow, to cuckold for a Texas bull.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Texans love to brag about everything being "bigger" there but if that was true how come so many of them drive small penis trucks?.....

I have been hearing good things about Australia

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Must be something new there because when I lived in Honolulu I met plenty of Australian women who had never had a man do that to them before....

Wish we had coding when young, I could code my way to happiness.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Thank goodness they didn't encode <H1> TITS </H1>

I insist "I am not stubborn".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Women too.... Fortunately many of them will be anti-vaxxers....

A dilemma for governments

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

The Water Boy...

BULLFIGHTING Some people think this a majestic battle between man and beast! Personally I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Personally I love a good bullfight.... Good being in my mind when the bull wins. https://youtu.be/xVvd3_IexUk https://youtu.be/mKBI76DO0YA https://youtu.be/3YvCdK0hOdM

What NOT to do!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Wondering if you will be able to hear the scream of the chainsaw over his screams.....

I'll be on time babe.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Defying the law of gravity....

Ever been there? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

I went there a couple weeks ago. A little expensive but the food was good.

I think he found it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Just getting his licks in....

Mom is under stress

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Dad would have seen four boats....

Biden is not doing anything and immigrants are taking our jobs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Not to mention those technology jobs....

It don't matter in the South

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

....

You meet your 18-year-old self and are allowed only four words; what do you say?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Don't do it....

What do you do when the partner is dumbass?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Joe: "Bend over and I will show you...."

I was in th Navy, an oldie but a goody.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Funny except the Marine would have fragged all three zeros instead.....

I going to order in bulk, anyone want to get in on the volume discount?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Do they sell it by the fuck-ton?....

Coming soon to your news

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Da dun.... da dun..... da dun dun dun.....