About as Florida and Amerika as it gets, a gunfight over fucking Christmas presents by teenagers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Hopefully that kid gets adopted out to a nice atheist family so it has a chance to grow up sane ...

Every morning. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

I finished that at around 9am and my next goal is to start back working on my porch sometime today probably in a couple hours...

Transforming Dreams into Reality with Lone Star Remodeling and Construction Looking for a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Oh please you have a two star rating not one...

Did he catch attention?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Personally I have found this is a subject that goes way over most people's heads... Which is one reason I enjoy employing it so much...

How the mind of a griffter works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

And actually working is just too hard...

Seen in rural backwoods or urban Alabama

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Welcome to Texas....

Better hope he doesn't beat you to it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

With luck she will be digging that at the local sewage treatment plant...

More Conservative Bashing!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Seems like every White Christian Nazi I ever come face to face with calls me "intimidating" for some reason... I even had a few piss their pants.

Good Taco Tuesday Night!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Trump at Sleepy Pines....

That seems like closing the barn doors after the horses have escaped.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Will trade refugees for Republicans....

Ukraine received a wonderful Christmas present this year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2023:

I had to raise the IQ on this thread somehow so I tossed @FrayedBear off.... The stupid was just too thick and time wasting...

Now I dread 2030 also

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2023:

Those are just the major purges of the gene-pool there are often dozens of minor ones between each major purge...

They are detail oriented

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2023:

I used to wonder about people when I was younger but as I grew older I knew they were idiots...

Makes sense

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2023:

Petition to ban Trump from the ballots in every state... If enough states do this he will lose the Electoral College vote... https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/disqualify-donald-trump-from-holding-public-office-under-the-constitution-s-14th-amendment?source=rawlink=rawlink=33106422-aa17-49e6-8540-53b970a5fba8

Sorry, but the harsh truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2023:

More of a hard truth if you ask me....

[tiktok.com] Where time goes to die 🦇

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2023:

Except for the medical part that reminds me of Some places I used to work...

Canada not doing well?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2023:

Looks more like she is looking to get laid... no strings attached....

Good morning! Hope you all enjoy the holiday!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2023:

That last one was me about 10 minutes into the workday....

What's Christmas w/o a photo w/Santa?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2023:

And after that picture poor old Santa needed knee replacement surgery for Christmas....

It's enlightenment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2023:

Banned education for the same reason... Told those poor ignorant bastards the only book they needed was the Koran... Sounds familiar doesn't it?...

Facts are coming to light

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2023:

From what she said the only "banging" done in that hotel room was her banging his ass with a fake magazine....

It's that time of year again, folks!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

Besides he wasn't a paying customer...

yes the family....eat the whole family

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

Kentucky Fried Chicken should be Kentucky Fried Pigeon because that stuff isn't big enough to be real chicken...

Time for a little personal reflection.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

A true friend is someone with a truck that never asks why and is always ready to help you dispose of a body....

Snowman exercise?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

Hey mom it's not what you are thinking it's just your dirty mind....

Shucks, missed again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

Better get some practice in before your next try....

Republican officials point to video games after El Paso mass shooting

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

Anything they can point to in a pathetic attempt to pin the tail of shame and blame on something other than their hate-filled rhetoric....

Been busy with family stuff again! Hope you all are having a great weekend and holiday!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

Used to buy storage units and most of the books we would get out of these were crappy rah rah books (motivational) and bibles.... Shows you just how little good those do for anyone...

America is a System Not a Democracy This is why America's education ranks at the bottom of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

I have been saying for a long time now that the outdated concept of summer vacation needs to end and be replaced with schooling. We need more education for children not less because only an educated population can repair what the wealthy elite are destroying...

Christian parents sue Michigan school district for respecting the humanity of their trans son -- ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

I read about this on a different site... My first and best thought was that these scum should be charged with child abuse and have any children removed from their home as well as being forbidden to be within 1,000 yards of any child...

Me, too. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

I would have replied.... "Been meaning to break up with you but I have been so busy it has all been wine and orgies since I last saw you..."

That's a very good suggestion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

Home Depot?....

Merry Xmas 2023.5

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2023:

What happened to sets 1 and 3?

Yeah, well, it wasn't free, you know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Yep still an asshole alright with no intention of changing at this late date...

Join my new Facebook Group, "Biblical Satire" see link below [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

I hate Assbook....

Merry Xmas 2023.4

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Poor ornament....

Trump thinks he made history

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Abe says fuck you ....

Merry Xmas 2023.2

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Lately that is my granddaughter....

Merry Xmas 2024

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Why I never put stupid outfits on my cats....

get your free cake here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

My lifelong hobby...

You wanted diversity? You got it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Best motherfucking movie of the year...

He is nice and did not hesitate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2023:

Now that is one big dick...

Oh, I had no idea

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2023:

So what?... It isn't like they are going to combine their personal DNA (fuck) and have children...

Wait! Up ahead! Awwww, crap!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2023:

Most often when you see the light at the end of the tunnel it is a fast freight train....

What do you think about that?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2023:

But his name still made for a great pick up line...

I lost my shit at one of my places I work at! Fuck it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2023:

What happened did Karen stop by?...

That would certainly suck.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2023:

Thankfully that bigoted actor's career is dead....

All you gotta do is flap your lips, dude.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2023:

"Goat Rapist's Guide to the Galaxy..." Been using that one for decades now...

It so happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2023:

Looks more like the front and back of a horse to me....

They want to turn the young into lifelong suckers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Exactly what made me into a anti-theist.... I learned to think young and they kept telling me not to think...

They said what they said

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Would have been funnier with a glass cover over it...

12 days of Christmas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Why I no longer go on Assbook....

Yes, it does, mate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Pirates say "yo ho yo ho..."

The future looks bleak

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Every time I have to go to the hardware store to buy something else I need to fix the fuck-ups by a previous owner or damage to my house from neglect I see at least one of these guys...

Thoughts? Really looking for perspectives..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2023:

This asshole...

Communists are genociding islamists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhDJxEPRDek=TheFullMontyPython

Communists are genociding islamists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:

I smell a religitard Trumpanzee troll... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek=BlogDrops

I see the point, I walk the Earth every day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:

Looks like my ex but she liked walking around with a stick up her ass the size of an old growth redwood...

Advice was available for a long time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:

I wish that had happened to my ex-wife....

Wait, what? So you? Want to grab my what!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:

I hate how these morons keep asking me to buy my home "for cash" every time I get a snail mail, email, text, or phone call I tell them to fuck off and take me off their list but as fast as one asshole stops two more scumbags pop-up... Almost as bad as people asking if my house is "for rent" There is NOT a sign in front of my house dumbshit so why are you asking?...

Not to be taken lightly

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2023:

And the wife was mad because she thought he had bought that vacuum cleaner for her.... Why does she think they called them "suck brooms?..."

Can I get some help from my gardener friends?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2023:

Those don't turn red but they make a fantastic incense....

Christmas memes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

As for the "cunt on a bundt" I would rather see one of her called "bitch in a ditch..." or maybe even "whore under the concrete floor..."

Um...bottoms up?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

Marie always had a glowing personality.....

about some guys out there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

And the vast majority of them in this country will be MAGA twats...

He died for your sins, now you owe him some pleasure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

Sales slogan: Put a little Jesus in your butt and you both will nut...

They don't do vaccines in the South

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

Good two inbred breeder Republicans gone for the price of none...

When words are not enough

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

How many drinks did you need to make that offer?...

Because some dogs are too friendly

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

When I get the front fence and gate in I am going to put up a sign saying... "Trespassers will be fed to the cats..."

Owww!!! My tooth hurts!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

Love that magical Christmas dust....

But this too will pass.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2023:

Checking my AAD battery out and making sure it doesn't jam again this year....

There's a girl who doesn't hang about

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2023:

Hope he likes really sloppy fourths....

One of the many untold xmas stories that never made it into the major myth canon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Bambi strikes back....

Won't you come?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:

For him it is a race between prison and either a heart attack or stroke.... Thinking of starting a dead pool anybody want in?...

Screening in the US Congress by popular demand this week

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Fuck the GQP this sounds like a good idea to me.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/12/14/2211632/-Ukraine-My-proposal-for-a-California-National-Guard-Lend-Lease

Makes you feel warm all over!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Somebody should gift them with a Ukrainian Easter Egg..... I bet they would get a real bang out of that...

Praise the lord

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Your priest does too girls....

Warning ! It's PG-13.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:

Porn Guy 13?...

Yo kids, get your act together.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:

#MeToo I intend to live forever just to piss everyone else off....

Have perfected grocery shopping

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:

Next time remove your keys from your pocket before you pick up your groceries....

Ignore me at your peril. Don't be a wet blanket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:

Don't worry Donald you are still the duck and he is just a quack...

Experience the miracle

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2023:

God is a good way to separate a fool from his money...

It helps if you say it in a teutonic accent.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2023:

Musical farts?...

I have to get somethin off my chest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2023:

Does fuck you sound sincere enough for you?.... #NotAskingForAFriend

Happy Monday Night!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:

Thinking that mutant's feet might really look like that...

Wedding at their favorite place - Walmart !

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:

Best argument ever against beer goggles....

Democrat problem solving.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/12/10/2209335/-Ukraine-Invasion-Day-656-GOP-amp-Orban-allies-meet-11-December-2023-to-stop-UKR-funding

Democrat problem solving.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:

You must really enjoy looking stupid don't you?... Got a newsflash for you Donny Dumbass ran up 9 Trillion dollars in debt in only 4 years making him not only the most criminal president in history as well as the most incompetent and feckless but also the first president in history to increase the national debt by such a huge amount... Today they will be meeting with Orban's toadys which was organized by the heritage foundation to sell us out to Putin by blocking aid to Ukraine...

wish I was that pig

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:

The one biting her on the ass?... You do realize it is a female right?...

I'm tired, goodnight 😴😘

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2023:

Easier if they just shot him...

For sure….

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2023:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EPEkk6qWkg=NewYorkMagazine

Sounds to be pretty life like

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2023:

Donnie Dumbass is a Fascist zero...

He actually said this and based on history it's not surprising.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2023:

Betting that hotel room is at a local roach motel....

They will find a way

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:

Kids are going to love that one...

He is always thinking business

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:

About as good a way to get rich as living in a rusty trailer and voting Republican because they are helping the rich get so rich soon they will start giving money to the poor....

Can't say that I blame her. 😜

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:

A little hot lovin will get her all wet.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5IbN4xw70=CardiB

He has an attraction towards with small people

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:

When you have an extremely small dick but want to be called "Big Daddy" anyway....

He won't help

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:

Step one: Buy a huge long-haired dog the sheds constantly... Step two: Buy a couple cases of wide two-sided tape... Step three; Follow the dog around picking fur off the furniture with the tape... Step four; Peel the back of the tape's protective layer off and stick the new toupee on top of your head... Step five; Repeat as needed...

The results are in

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:

Hey stop giving out my personal medical information...

Wait, there is a difference

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2023:

Cobin liked those splashes of bright color... Michelangelo not so much...