Death's queen should be an snti-vax Karen with a mask worn under her nose, and the pawns should be ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2021:

Too bad Terry Pratchett passed away a few years back I would have loved to see what he would have made of the pandemic in Disc World format....

Ah, but who conquered who??? [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

https://youtu.be/1d-aWMQuoS4

For some reason this reminds me of Israel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

Pretty much what they have done to the the Palestinian people since they were dumped there because nobody wanted European Jews but did want to make biblical "prophecy" come true...

A "Yo' Mama..." joke...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

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But, you didn't hear it from me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

You did from me....

Uhm... I don't think that's how you do that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

No but it is how THEY do it....

Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

Perfection in satire because it sounds just like the crap they would say...

Worth every penny?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2021:

And people wonder why they are out of business....

Or, people of color, or the working class, or...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2021:

Or anyone other than psychotic, White, Christian, racist, males...

10-4, good buddy...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2021:

Breach presentation no less....

Past, present and future

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2021:

Grammar Nazi cat?... First time for everything I guess.

My eyes, please No, just no.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2021:

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Good question. Best answer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2021:

Hair balls....

Really, it's no bother, it's more of a hobby...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:

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So it seems Mir-a-Lago is trending on Twitter because people are hoping that out of control Chinese ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:

Crap they missed and it landed in the Indian Ocean.... Can't the Chinese do ANYTHING right?....

The best memes I could find this week

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:

That is one smart cat you don't have to check your traps he let's you know when to reset his dinner plate for him...

Weddings......smh🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:

Top right....

Serves them right

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:

I knew a guy when I was working for Northrop in Pico Rivera CA who was having that problem so he refilled an apple juice bottle with piss and put it in the fridge so the button popped down. it seemed that in a highly monitored and secured location security couldn't catch the guy even with a camera on that fridge until a security guard complained that he found a bottle of piss in the fridge. He tried to get the guy fired but it went upstairs and the security guard and his buddies in "the hole" had their clearances revoked and were fired for petty theft...

I've got mine booked... finally.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2021:

Have both shots in me now and no real side effects from either. Still staying away from the morons because hiding bodies gets you talked about. Looking forward to getting the Walter Reed booster that should become available around the end of the year so we can all just let evolution take its course and it looks as if Biden plans to share it around the world...

The old Covid memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2021:

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A bunch of Bronze-age goat herders???

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I'm sexy & working on drunk...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2021:

Well it looks as if somebody is going to get some pussy....

Meme from r/Minarchy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2021:

Makes you wonder how much he got from big Pharma in campaign donations doesn't it?...

I had a hard day today, this is just me joking! Love most of you in this site!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2021:

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That's what it's called.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2021:

Don't let her near a phone or it might become a "hairy" situation....

I wish this were real

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2021:

Best bloody pads in town mate....

The South will rise again...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2021:

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F@@k Zuck...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2021:

I like these ones.... Sounds like you got Zuccced recently too...

That could never happen here, right???? Right?!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2021:

He met her on WalMart dot com....

The latest, most favorite meme I use to combat general science deniers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2021:

I like this one myself...

Meme from r/ToiletPaperUSA featuring Ben Shapiro

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2021:

Every time I run across the stupid shit he says it makes me want to vomit and believe it or not this meme actually sounds more intelligent than something that pissant fraud would say...

A comic from PaintGrease

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2021:

I am a fan of his too... So much a fan that I own a first edition first printing of 6th prejudices signed by the author...

Of course, it could have been FB...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2021:

Or customer of the year at costco....

Word to the wise...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2021:

Taste that rainbow....

But you will still need to keep airbags in your front pockets.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2021:

Oh look more stupid from BDairhead.... Imagine my shock and surprise....

5 Things Those Out of Control Libs Will Never Cancel [satiricalfacts.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2021:

Actually that was a sad reality..... All the things they will still be doing no matter what but that doesn't mean it should be respected or tolerated in public...

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Congratulations for finding yet another conspiracy theorist generated meme to post thinking you are smarter than actual scientists... FYI a 10 year old boy on vacation in Hawaii with his FULLY VACCINATED parents just died from the virus why don't you show them this bullshit I am sure they will take great comfort in realizing what an ass you are....

Well he asked! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2021:

He must have started out as an altarboy.....

Based on another post I saw earlier! 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2021:

And so it seems Gov. Douchebag of Arizona has just signed a bill to make abortion of any fetus for being genetically defective a "Class 6 Felony..." Seems the GQP is desperate for more voters and the only ones voting for them are mentally defective....

They should! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Works for me kids seem to be a big disappointment anymore...

This reminded me of a post I just saw. Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Fat or flat they are still fucked if people live on them...

I've heard people say...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2021:

https://youtu.be/HYWzU5Q4Ypc

Is your Life Insurance paid up???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I think she digs you... not.

Wonder how deep those furrows go...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Question: How old are you?... Answer: Iron Age...

Pavlov's cat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Cats rule dogs drool...

You can't always hide behind your keyboard...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 23, 2021:

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Flat Earth Day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Yep the anti-vaxxers are out to kill us all...

💣🚬🔥🌪☠️👺💀🕸🪳🦂🦑

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Could have been worse believe me...

In answer to a previous Meme Posted here...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Sounds exactly like @BD66 doesn't it?...

Had to do it, cuz...funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2021:

"A tisket a tasket, a head in a basket" Children's rhyme circa 1798...

You can keep your experimental genomic therapy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2021:

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Squeezing out every drop

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Believe it or not most auto repair shops are owned by amateurs and these sort of idiotic things happen all the time...

This is worse than being Rick-Rolled.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Just goes to prove religion is worse than meth....

You notice the mechanic is not bent over that engine, tho...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Like prayer ever fixed anything...

Pretty much.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2021:

What a damned fool thing to say.... The whole point of the vaccine is to be able to go out and do things again and of course you will have to still wear a mask because stupid Qanon jackasses think Bill Gates is plotting to inject them with the Windows operating system so they will catch a virus... We might have to wait for them to all die off before this pandemic ends and they stop acting as a breeding ground for new mutations of the virus... Which thinking about it isn't really that bad an idea. Oh look hopefully we will soon be rid of this stupid bastard... Teddy Nugent just caught the virus and says he feels like he is dying...

Cats, dogs, small children... But mostly cats...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2021:

I suggested verticals before I moved in but the seller just had to put up horizontals... Pretty much every window in the house looks like this now.

Oh, what funs! Oh, not mines? Now i has sads.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Time to buy one for kitty too...

Can You Be Fired for Having Sex?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2021:

Aaaahhh No he does NOT have that "right" but I would sue him not for my job back but lost wages instead.... Let the POS pay two people for that job and my heath care as well as other expenses as well.... Churches and religious organizations can get away with it but a publicly run business doesn't have religious immunity...

The Mormon Church May Excommunicate a Sex Therapist Who Puts Science Over Dogma | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2021:

My family went on vacation one year and for two years afterward we were bombarded by their missionaries trying to baffle us with their bullshit. My parents hid from them when they came to the door but me already being an atheist and finding their nonsense repulsive I got tired of the cowardice and just started answer the door saying "If you are affiliated with any religious organization please go to hell...." After 3 months of this and my parents getting upset by my telling them to politely fuck off they stopped bothering us. Oddly my parents stopped complaining about the way I handled the matter after they saw the results...

For all the theists out there posing as agnostics and calling me a Gnostic Atheist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2021:

You can always tell a religiot by their complete inability to comprehend the idea that some people just don't believe in fairy tales...

When even the road is telling you to go home

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2021:

I always hated running into a fork in the road...

Same problem, different day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Unfortunately I think we are going to see a lot more of this excuse... You don't leave a pistol holstered at full cock. She would have had to draw back the hammer to fire as well as releasing the safety...

Squish squish squish Boom!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2021:

As the old saying goes... "There are very few problems in this world that can't be solved by the proper application of high explosives"... A certain gentleman I served with in the Moldy Crotch...

When I do something alone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2021:

I said "Right turn Clyde" not left you idiot...

After a year in isolation, it's tough to remember courtesies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Done that a few times at the store when people were standing to close to me.... Just goes to prove that PTSD can be fun if you are creative about it...

That last one is scary! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2021:

That is a very scary text....

Billie Krueger gives me Nightmares.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I would think he was your hero for bribing Oxford to sell their vaccine to a privately owned corporation (Astrazeneca) of which he owns a substantial interest in through his "charity"...

A what kind of pitcher?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2021:

His name is Gil....

It does look like Batman

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Looks like Batman's asshole has teeth...

Inquiring minds need to lnow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Amazon is the most trolled site in the world....

You've Cat to be Kitten me right Meow!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2021:

A nice plastic copy of that would look cute on her...

Perfectly refutes Pascal's wager.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2021:

https://youtu.be/_sm16R_i4LA

Someone thinks they can design...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Dog lives matter?....

Guns. Guns. Guns.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Nail gun...

What the actual fuck!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Viagra causes your dick to point towards heaven what more proof do you need Pfizer is god?....

& then it feeds me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2021:

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Time is relative!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2021:

All Apple products are the lowest tech products on the market yet they are also the most expensive.... the "i" in the product name stands for idiot....

An all around creep too

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2021:

He gets sent this meme a lot on Shitter...

Don't all speak up at once, now...(LOL)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2021:

from listening to many stupid people I run into it seems to be like a mega-overdose of LSD combined with Lithium Citrate and an touch of Heroin....

Am I alive or not you SOB!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2021:

LOL reminds me of the character "Schrodinger's Cat" in the Book "The Philosophical Strangler" By Eric Flint...

An expansion on Murphy's Law.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2021:

O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law... "Murphy was an optimist..."

This is hilarious. [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 9, 2021:

The king's hands were way too bigly...

Hattie! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Yeah if you are "28+" you should be happy to get the McDonald's dollar menu... You know damned well by 28+ she really means "pushing 40 at least and still can't someone to pay her bills for her...

Pretty sure he's telling the truth on that one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2021:

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So I used a filter...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2021:

I have seen a lot of this on the Internet it's like they hope you are either drunk or desperate enough not to care once you do meet.... And if they were lying about their looks it makes me wonder what else they were lying about.

Well, you asked...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2021:

Makes me wonder how the race has survived all these millions of years...

It's Wednesday & time for another installment of The Atheist Pig!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2021:

I seem to have these conversations all the time...

Your skydaddy doesn't get a say on what she does with her body

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 7, 2021:

My idea is that any state that outlaws abortion should receive a 25% federal tax for all persons and corporations that live or do business there with no deductions allowed to pay for those children...

An intergallactic issue.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 7, 2021:

As often as that ship got shot to hell that warranty would bankrupt the company if they stood behind it...

You know the Romans had a point

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Why am I thinking if Jesus existed in this day and age that would actually be what they say?....

Make it so...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 5, 2021:

This does represent the difference between the progressives and the GQP but the corporate "moderates" aren't all that different than the bottom pane... Just a bunch of "big tent" ass clowns and butt monkeys...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2021:

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This would get Freud interested...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2021:

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Easter baskets might be late this year...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Where did you find this one I wonder?....

That's all I see!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2021:

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Hello friends that have been following some of my health issues.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Just concentrate on recovering and hopefully everything turns out fine...

Detox and detox

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I just drink lemonade sweetened with stevia the lemon is proven to help clear fatty buildup out of your liver and a 99 cent store bottle makes about 4 gallons...

Couldn't agree with this more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 1, 2021:

The entire world has guns and mentally ill people in it.... The USA is the only country that arms the mentally ill.... After allowing propaganda outlets like the NRA and Fox to create them...

Popnfresh has his special day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 1, 2021:

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A source of constant annoyance in the highly taxed North East.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2021:

I am excited that they are finally planning to tax the rich instead of us again...