He's the new, friendlier Death.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2020:

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Did anybody watched Downtown Abbey?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2020:

And now a word from his sponsor.....

Jesus was gay?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2020:

#1 Lived at home until his mid 30s'.... #2 His mother thought he was god... #3 Ran around with 12 men.... #4 Never got married or even dated a woman... #5 Catered parties... #6 Got nailed brutally by Roman soldiers... Gay as fuck....

Be careful with your grammar. The authorities are watching.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2020:

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BLM - No - All Lives Matter?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Sorry but the "All Lives Matter" people don't really believe it. Those are the ones who think only their life matters and feel threatened by people saying their life matters as much as their own selfish one....

Yeah ok.....I'm a dog person.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2020:

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A few sent by a friend on the topic of getting old.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2020:

#1 is me alright and Number 10 makes me wish I could still do free climbing like I did when I was younger...

Yeah ok.....I'm a dog person.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2020:

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I’m not doing this shit today. Same post about the masks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2020:

pro-birthers make me want to kick them in the ass to see if some sort of brain activity can be induced....

What some Oklahoman’s think about wearing masks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2020:

There is a trailer park in Florida called "The Village" that has three zip codes in it and is about 2/3rds Republicans.... Apparently according to some residents you can tell who they are by whether or not they wear a mask. Trump tweeted a video clip then deleted it after being called out on the person in the golf cart with the Trump signs on it yelling "White power" but it is now one of Florida's biggest hot spots for the virus and many residents are either refusing to get tested or know they are infected but refusing to self quarantine and attending social events in the park... Here in my state the largest problems seem to be with Whites and Hispanics who seem to think for some reason that nothing bad can happen to them...

Hehehe I'm in danger

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2020:

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It's a catastrophe ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2020:

https://youtu.be/JR4RNK1L2DA

Is this witch Kraft? [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2020:

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I am not falling for that trick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2020:

https://youtu.be/B69ew9FtRF0

This was a great place before RavenCT ruined it for everyone....I miss it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Mine are the 40 year old idiots who call me uneducated and stupid after failing their GED six or seven times.....

The Greatest Adventure...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Treebeard sneaking back into the forest after going skinnydipping....

Available at the MAGA gift shop . . Wouldn't buy one but love to see it in real life

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2020:

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Letter from the front line

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M E O W - W O E M 😺😺

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2020:

My mother did the same thing with the tortoise....

That was how we rolled (60s too)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2020:

The problem is nobody can afford to pay you anymore....

Guess what I heard!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Stealing to repost.... I know just the guy to repost it to on Assbook as soon as I get out of Assbook jail again....

Is the world back to normal yet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Define "normal..."

Answer honestly...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2020:

#6 "I trust you"

Those awkward conversational lulls

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Tastes like...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Correction 'Bread and Whine...'

The Trump's are a bottomless resource of comedy and horror.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Know your beans...

Three here .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2020:

LOLZ... Freddy Mercury...

For me, it's pickles, just put them on the side

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2020:

The way I see it is if you order something and they fuck up the order it is their problem to fix it....

Pretty sure this should be widely shared as the fall approaches

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2020:

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He still didn't kill himself, and neither did she

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Ricky makes a point.

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Remember When Fascism Was a Catholic Problem?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2020:

It always has been, still is, and always will be a Catholic problem....

Also good for birth control.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Kind of depends on which lips you use it on doesn't it?....

This could help ease MAGA-it mask suffering

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2020:

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A little cheese! :D 🧀🧀🧀🧀

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Because he knows....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2020:

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Freedom is so close.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Will soon to be bachelor number four please stand up?....

This is a little regional specific, but I find humor in it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Just forwarded this to a friend who used to live down there.....

Nothing about this seems right

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2020:

And a jockstrap....

Welcome to redneck central, you decide the state.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Redneck Uhaul Box truck conversion....

[youtu.be] Meme wars are in full swing . Here's a Chic who is fighting the good flight..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2020:

She makes me want to barf....

no explanation necessary

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Now you know why I won't tell where I get some of my memes from

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2020:

I belong to several of them as well as picking up some off Twitter and random google searches....

A practical approach to making them understand ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2020:

I tell people that a lot...

Some rules are quite practical ..[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Or "Hold ma beer..."

Just couldn't resist this sarcasm. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2020:

This just shows how ignorant the average person is.... Egyptians didn't use that kind of slavery they used a form of bond service. A person could sell their services to a wealthy patron to get out of debt but they still had rights like money they earned on the side was their own and the right to go on strike if the holder of the bond violated the agreement and to have the courts decide the disagreement. It was illegal to beat a bond servant other by the order of a court for committing a crime and the pyramids were built by professional builders NOT slaves though unskilled positions were often filled by people who wanted to pay their taxes that way instead of paying cash. Large land owners often used their bond servants to pay taxes working on construction projects for the Pharaohs. Oh and FYI women had the right to handle their own money, write their own wills, own and run their own business, and even divorce their husband for being an abuser or a bum. All that ended when they were forcibly converted to Christ-Insanity....

Only in Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Texas... where schooling is optional.....

I haven't been back in a while, but I think this was a small one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Too small for a Florida one those require at least an elephant gun to kill...

Apparently it's hereditary ....[agnostic.com]

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Always read the attached tag for instructions ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Having been stationed in North Carolina I could actually see them producing this label.... Apparently the company is real but thankfully the label is a joke the company uses for marketing...

Seems he got upset when SCOTUS ordered him to turn over his taxes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2020:

https://youtu.be/biHJ6S91xBY

Pre-order

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Donnie Dumbass's worldview formed by abuse and neglect at home according to Mary Trump's new book.... https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-worldview-forged-by-neglect-and-trauma-at-home-his-niece-says-in-new-book/2020/07/07/b19b22f6-bf9d-11ea-864a-0dd31b9d6917_story.html

Good for them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2020:

https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Lost-in-the-translation-Milk-board-does-without-2884230.php

And another mom joke

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He will be sentenced to monopoly jail and can't collect 200 dollars.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2020:

When this pandemic is finally over I am going to miss Florida man.... Like Costco Ken who just lost his job working for all state Insurance for wigging out and assaulting a 70 year old woman who asked him to put on a mask screaming "I feel threatened" and charging her with clenched fists....

An 'educated guess' about our future ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2020:

In Texas that is already the case....

New selfies

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Thank goodness he didn't opt for the French cut....

Isolation teaches, just not what we wanted to know!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Been that way my entire life....

So sad this poor girl survived all of that and led a life trying to do good to die a complicated ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Both the mother and the church as well as everyone who attends one of those "parties" should be charged with murder....

The only religion I’m interested in joining 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Cassandra Peterson.....

Life lessons

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2020:

The real reason not to have dogs in the house is how they scoot across the floor after taking a shit....

Best laugh I had all weekend

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Going to be posting this to JR on Twitter....

That's not how any of this works!!

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These comments are so sad to me because it’s obvious that this person doesn’t see what’s wrong...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Sadly all they see is being allowed to force their religion on everyone else so no one else will force their religion on them.... This is a vice shared by most of the world's religions.

Nope. Not this year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Could it really be that much worse?....

Just as expected.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2020:

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Had to share both and please feel free to spread them far and wide

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2020:

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The jews and muslims were right ...[agnostic.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2020:

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Happy last day of Pride! 🏳️‍🌈 Here’s to my first year being openly bi 🤩 xoxo

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Just be happy with yourself....fuck what others think or say.

Trump's boys

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a picture is worth a thousand words

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Fucking upper desert is a KKK shithole....

Antifa cameras - man, can we get some mileage out of a stock Baldface Hornet's nest

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2020:

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Republican Insurance Protection: R.I.P.

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Hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Nothing like brotherly love....

Vlad has a new hobby....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Vlad 2020......

New relativity theory ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Most people aren't all wrong, just mostly wrong....

Here's some bad taste for Friday....amazing what you can find on google....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2020:

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Nice try...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2020:

https://youtu.be/XHrRxQVUFN4

Harry Potter vs the Bible. Seemed like an obvious parallel to me. And yet... Why do I bother?

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Sorry girls ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2020:

I had no idea the Catholic church owned a restaurant....

I've always like : It's not rocket surgery. What's your fave?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2020:

"When life gives you shit, make Koolaid..." Darius Kincaid

Seriously, who doesn't know how to cook bacon?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2020:

My sister took Home Economics in High school and she learned to make "cheesy potatoes" but that was about it. I took the class as well a different year but could have taught it because for the final the class was broken up in groups to make a dinner including dessert. I chose my team (oddly all the girls wanted to be in my group) and while the others made hamburgers and other crap we made manicotti, a salad, and baked Alaska. Since the class was graded on a curve we all got the only A's in the class.... Oddly also I was the only guy in the class who had no trouble at all getting dates that year even though several members of the football team were in it and I was the science nerd... Don't even get me started on how the girls used to bribe me to be my lab partner in the science class I took each semester....

I've always like : It's not rocket surgery. What's your fave?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2020:

When life gives you pickles, make lemons...

They certainly know their "Chemistry" and "Natural Science," so I'm hoping for a "Sweet Miracle."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2020:

https://youtu.be/notKtAgfwDA

After stressing hard over my last two assignments for this class, I made a 100 on both.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2020:

You do tend to lack confidence in yourself and no I am not trying to criticize you am just stating the truth as I see it. You care way too much about what others think of you instead of worrying about how you see yourself. Being a lot older I have learned not to worry about that shit because no matter how much you try to make yourself into someone others like a lot of people won't like you anyway. However when you get to the point where you like who you are more people tend to like that person. It may seem counterintuitive but that is just the way a little thing I like to call reality works.

Do not want.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Goes great with...

I never know which group to post things like this in. General it is!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2020:

I just work towards making things better for all people as best I can. Anything less isn't right...

I liked that on FB all the men posted pictures of themselves with kitty on shoulder!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2020:

My littlest girl weighs in around 12 pounds now....

An oldie but goodie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Brushing up on getting wiped out I see....

Who had meth gators on their bingo card? [nbcnews.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2020:

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17 hours...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2020:

"When you go to one of the most bigoted and least educated states you can find for a rally and claim ..."

They need a new translator.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Ballsy.....

Ten characters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Wank cream !

Sinister felines, anyone?[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Actually they can catch COVID-19 but the exposure has to be extreme as in under laboratory conditions but it doesn't seem to affect them much...

I wonder what hinged behaviour is like?[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2020:

3 in one oil....

So she claims ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Separate beds?....

Dogmatism in play here ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2020:

B arf............

I didn't know this until today, and I think it's important that more people know this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Most people are so dumb they think Lincoln was a Republican president.... He ran on the National Unity ticket....

A little bit dark

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2020:

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😂😂😂Those are the majority of Trump's supporters 🤣🤣🤣

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