Now here's a way to reel in some potential partners.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I could use one of those for next Halloween...

Use your imagination. That's what they always did.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2020:

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So I posted this on my agnostic/atheist women’s group on Facebook.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 24, 2020:

General knowledge questions are easy even for Christians but try telling them that the bible expressly forbids public prayer of any kind (Matthew 6:5-9) and they don't know it... When it comes to general knowledge about religion they don't know shit... https://www.pewforum.org/2019/07/23/what-americans-know-about-religion/ FYI the test took me less than 5 minutes to complete including the 2 minutes it took that shit site to load and eating dinner.It also said I had a perfect score... 15/15 and it only gave me 15 questions to answer...

A moment of silence.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I wish someone out here would open a donut shop named "The Brass Donut..." They could use a cop's badge with a bullet hole in it for the sign.... Looks like he is upset because those donuts were a bit too crispy...

We’ve got that last part in common!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I am a survivor of many chronic pains in the ass....

This feels like progress! [metro.co.uk]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Progress would be if instead of a walk out the students all went to a public school and that Catholic one declared bankruptcy...

What do you think of backward ball caps on older men?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Formal education isn't everything I know some people with Masters and PHDs who are to put it bluntly blithering morons.... Look at that stupid jackass Laffer for example and his moronic idea won him a Nobel Prize which makes the people who decided he deserved it even bigger morons that he is.... I wrote a paper that University of Massachusetts is teaching and used nothing from my 90 college units to do it I just used my personal historical knowledge from reading. Now as for the backwards ball cap I find those are often worn by jackass who want to pretend they are tough guys pretending they are "shooters" AKA snipers. As for that insecure need to draw attention to himself and being from Northeast Washington state I would guess he is a Trumpanzee and that it would be a good idea not to date him. There are a lot of these types in Washington who belong to White supremacist groups and anti-government militias.

What is yours? Mine is 🐍

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Fear of stupidity.... After all look who it put in the Whitehouse....

This girl gets it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I wrote a paper on that a few years back just a first draft and after uploading it a professor from U Mass asked for permission to use it in a new course titled Sociology of Religion....

This guy cracks me up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

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If that ain’t the truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Kind of the way it works too...

Wanted to share that with everything bad going on lately, I finally got some good news.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Excellent work Madison you didn't let the ones tearing you down win after all.... Let those ones know that after graduation you will earn more in a year than they ever made in five...

Will they taste like the wrapper says.🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

The Pringles one should be blue I guess...

they have a point

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Debatable.... https://www.yourvoteyourvoicemn.org/past/communities/african-americans-past/voting-rights-civil-war

One of my Facebook friends shared this. How gross of a thought process.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Facebook "friends" are often good for only one thing.... comedy....

A few political memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Re: Number 5 though I think that pretty much applies to every member of the DNC line up except Sanders.... Warren gets something of a pass with African Americans but all the rest have gone out of their way to piss all over them and now they want their votes?... How can the DNC wonder why they did so badly in 2016?....

A few political memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I already put in my application to be on his firing squad.... When they say ready I am going to shoot him in the nuts just for the hell of it.... accidentally of course.... Call it Schmuck fever...

Ooooh baby!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2020:

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Ooooh baby!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2020:

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

Has the colour changed on this site??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Pretty much the whole site is now screwed up... They tried to update it but screwed the pooch royally. Since the Doc Type is HTML they shouldn't be using outdated CSS or doing it inline and after checking it at a glance there are hundreds of errors...

True dat...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2020:

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Sexy Devil

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I think I’ve finally been through all that I can handle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Being on your own sucks and depending on others only makes it worse... I was homeless at least 5 times in my life so I understand your position completely.

“It’s still a human life and it still deserves protection” but living women are just made out ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Is this woman high on meth?... or just an idiot?

It's payback time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

So then 2016 was the third coming?...

On a positive note...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Thank goodness he wasn't a priest....

What's your sign?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Neon.... https://youtu.be/8nJ30dodvdc

I laughed so loud 😂

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Jesus two-fer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2020:

One of the many questions they can't answer...

This will not end well.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2020:

https://youtu.be/pjFTubAdXP8

I can guarantee I won’t be

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2020:

That will be just before my 110th birthday.... I plan to stick around to annoy people anyway....

All you lonely hearts out there..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Going to be hard as fuck masturbating to this movie....

Attorney General Warns of 'Militant Secular Effort' to Drive Out Religion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Sounds like a good idea....

Why Do So Many Hate Religion? What's ToHate?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I don't hate it I find it ridiculous and do resent people trying to push their silly superstitions on me... I also despise the damage it does to both society and people....

This is so terribly sad. I hate this man. [bbc.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

"Found this on a reply to McConnell on Twitter today...."

Holy, maybe it is possible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I credit it with wearing tights.... I bet everyone was just staring at his package....

Hoping to get in to see a doctor soon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Sounds like perhaps you are exhibiting symptoms of anxiety and depression perhaps from eating meat. Must of this could be psychological and this may be a case where the doctor needs to heal herself by letting go of the guilt. Keep in mind that many of the so called "supplements" you get in the stores even those calling themselves "organic or natural" are completely unusable by your body. You can also get B-12 from eggs, milk, and yogurt​...

This is my state, y’all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Far right-wing Christians are so fucking dumb they don't even realize to bible is pro-abortion... Mostly because they have never bothered to read it...

This is so terribly sad. I hate this man. [bbc.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Anyone with even a partially functioning brain does...

There’s always gotta be that one Christian that thinks they’ve caught you in a lie about your ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2020:

You have to love the stupidity.... It is just so damned entertaining....

UPDATE: She was found safe around 4am in Vegas and will be on her way home today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2020:

On foot?... I hope she makes it home ok

I don’t want pity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2020:

You are a very strong person... Just remember how you were treated and by who when you are a success and they come to you looking for help...

Could see him actually saying this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2020:

I am surprised he hasn't said it yet...

My rule of thumb. 😜

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2020:

RaMen to that...

Y’all are so smart... answer me this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Tailpipe expansion tool...

That's pretty scary.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2020:

The one on the bottom happens all the time.... I don't get scared I know it is just one of my cats...

Seems like the class isn’t working

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 2, 2020:

The arc on mine used to be much lower and it would still be in the air more than half way down the isle with a 16 pound ball.... I didn't even have to bother with that overhand shit...

Yeah. Right. That's what she's doing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 2, 2020:

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You can add Twitter and Agnostic.com to that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2020:

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Who else did this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Fastest and easiest way I know to test a 9v battery.... you can even tell how much charge is left in them with experience...

Butt sex sells... [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 31, 2020:

The bottle that lets you give it to them in the can...

That's not a coughing emoji

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Looks like emoji porn to me.... Make a great reaction to some posts I have seen here...

Foster's Wisdom

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Sounds familiar...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 30, 2020:

It damned well should... https://youtu.be/zLih-WQwBSc

Comes shipped with a case of limes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Or a case of Lyme?....

Yes this is a real pic of some dude that got photo bombed by his pet cats on a dating site.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Did he ask you for money?...

Detroit's no tell cockroach motel

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

The guy smoking the roach of course.... duh... what a damned fool question...

It would seem that way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

A wild Penisquid?...

Does anyone know how many other countries cite God to invoke patriotism in the pledges, anthems, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

The original pledge was written by Francis Julius Bellamy a Baptist minister and socialist.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bellamy

Nothing more to say!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2020:

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Nothing more to say!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Fuck Chuck.... I will never forget him and his dojo Sensi in Torrance getting thrown out of the city for getting drunk and terrorizing business owners before the owner of the nearby mechanics shop pulled out his gun and they both pissed themselves....

Chicken Cow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Made in China.... Really made from rats, cats, dogs, and weasels....

RIP Terry Jones and Graham Chapman!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Gad he would have loved this...

Proper spacing matters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Nothing like putting it in permanent ink.... as well as display....

Teacher, I have a question....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

The letter "J" was invented around the 15th century if I remember correctly also...

Just a thought about the "people" that some seem to support.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2020:

I will believe a corporation is a person when we start invoking the death penalty against them and their boards of directors...

My Christian cousin shared this. I guess they’re all for Kanye now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2020:

He has a lower IQ than an Oxygen deprived Hamster on meth....

My Christian cousin shared this. I guess they’re all for Kanye now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2020:

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I'm very interested to hear your thoughts!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Eat more pussy...

Christians can really manifest anything out of the clouds huh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Humans tend to see patterns in everything even when the mind has to invent those patterns.... psychologists have known this for a very long time...

my coffee shopp

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2020:

"My In-Laws are in Town" should be a double shot of Everclear.... Because the only difference between In-Laws and Outlaws is that Outlaws are wanted....

Any of you Trekkies out there see this episode?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2020:

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This is my hobby.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2020:

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Could be a problem...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Alone?....

Aren't there qualifications to be put on house arrest?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Actually it could be a probation monitor with GPS.... Likely she is a Republican sex offender...

He likes sniffing it! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2020:

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Uploaded a new video this morning! Check it out if you like clean-outs & reveal videos.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Most women I have known just transfer the stuff they use everyday to a new purse they bought and leave the old one in the closet gathering dust...

When you die, would you want your family to burry your body and be cremated?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

As I told the English class I was in at college I want a Belter's service like in Niven's known space books.... After everyone gets drunk and finishes telling tall tales about me as far as I am concerned since I have no need for the rest they can toss me on the BBQ and the cannibals can eat me....

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Maybe the family can all chip in for a simplysafe security system for him?

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Sounds like if anything the gun makes him feel less safe....

I got some new babies from my Nana’s house and her funeral.

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Ahh the sweet memory of my childhood preacher shaming me on Facebook for missing church because my ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

LOL Translation:"Where is my money bitch I don't care if you cut out but have someone bring the money to me if you do..."

What wouldn’t it kill?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Wall Street executives don't have hearts....

Space Force!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

https://youtu.be/RIXD3eNocV4

Always the optimist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Well he got it right...

Cause Jeebus told him to....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Now most of the girls in his neighborhood are knocked up....

Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Oh Gud please Netflix get this one in....

Let's bust that shit open..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

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He’s only good for memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

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😂😂🤪🤪🤣🤣😀😀😅😅😂😂🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Jesus action figure for sale....

It is vitally important to stop the spread of STD's in 2020. Help spread the message

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

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You know who you are too.. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2020:

You couldn't possibly mean me right?... *tries hard to look innocent....*

Remember this when talking to Christians & Trump supporters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2020:

I both cases that would be a no....

Lol.........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2020:

LOL the only "legend" about him was how every woman that showed up on set had him humping her leg like the family dog.... https://youtu.be/ZtU_FZAcCZo

Interesting...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Not to mention Christians are so dumb they can't be trained to use a litter box...

Should’ve guessed it was his dad when he stayed. I would have walked my ass out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Chips dips chains and whips dad is a regular party guy it seems....

How do you all feel about this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2020:

I have several strays in my area that my sister feeds... (cats) I do when possible capture them and that them in to get them fixed as well as shots... If they were removed I would just have the same problem with different ones...

watch some kid has already or will try this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

LOL starring in Kiddie porn does that make them sex offenders as well?...

Politics and its especially funny if you watched love and hip hop. ✋😬

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

I refuse to believe that finding common ground with Nazis and the KKK is in the least a good idea.... We fought two wars over this and didn't compromise then and should never consider compromising now...

[youtu.be] Not a meme, but funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

https://youtu.be/XYviM5xevC8