Second day back to work and I'm exhausted! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:

Got exactly what he deserved score one for the cat....

almost like Jesus

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:

Hey I just realized.... Isn't that preggers Jebus?...

almost like Jesus

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:

If the gunman had been a decent shot maybe.... With all his White Saviour bullshit I wouldn't mind seeing if he could resurrect himself...

But..but..it seemed so REAL!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:

Oh great Gnu are you trying to start the anti-vaxxers up again?....

Went back to work today!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:

If he makes it to 97...

You knew anything about this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Just goes to prove you can't make a silk purse out of a pig's ear.... but it does make a fine chew toy.

[huffpost.com] It's Walz!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Best part about that is both Donnie Dumbass and Nate Silver have lost their shit over this....

Anti-trans Texas pastor arrested after paying undercover cop for sex -- Friendly Atheist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Please tell me it was a male cop dressed as a woman....

Where you put the periods makes a difference.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2024:

He be rockin it....

Eat Healthy, Exercise. Die anyway

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Turns out the reason people die of old age has more to do with the number of mutations their genes undergo during their lifespan...

Will you enter?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 5, 2024:

I dream of a day when the human race grows up enough to stop believing in horse shit like this...

Just a reminder as we enter the end of summer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 5, 2024:

Some idiot won a couple million in the city up the road from me in the Lottery a while back and lost it all buying on Amazon and partying it all away...

Pretty much no brains and no heart and no Toto, too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2024:

Al is at least a good kind of weird....

Your newest, greatest kitchen appliance...LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2024:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm breakfast....

What do you think of my new trailer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

Some guy turned a three wheel ebike into a camper and went from Riverside to Venice Beach in it a couple years back.... Only problem was he used the wrong tires so he got flats on the way. And then there is this... https://betriton.com/

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

Just think what that cat is going to do to his ass while he is blocking kitty's favorite scratching post....

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."

These guys would like to bugger the Tangerine Turd ... I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Hey these are the guys who have NAZI tattoos aren't they...

I regained my sense of smell and I'm no longer congested!!!! Woohoo!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I love science....

A Chinaman changes 50,000 Juan at the bank, the teller says that's $6,800 Dollars sir, you cheat me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2024:

That will teach him to stop selling for Yuan and stick to the dollar....

If a tree fell in a forest and flattened Donald Trump and there was no-one to hear it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I would pay good money to see it so yes I would give a shit.... just not a fuck is all...

News from Paris

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I am often amazed (and profoundly disappointed) that the entire family hasn't shot themselves in the balls already....

What would you do

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Stop being a minuteman or just start paying for 15 minutes...

Tested positive for covid and work wants me back until Wednesday!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I would ask them if they are trying to kill off their customers....

A new campaign ad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Looks like she is pegging him...

Just got my new...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Can't wait for Donny Dumbass to get his... along with all his co-conspirators...

Been sick, called in today and for tomorrow, hoping to feel better by Friday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Where can I get that toilet paper.....

We need to start drinking coffee in hotel lobbies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Ukraine won the Bronze in sabers after taking down the Russian who was representing Slovenka...

What's happening in the world's new superpower?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....

Go figure...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 30, 2024:

Looks like he has been fishing for a divorce....

My relationship status this summer! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Can't get away from those guys selling extended warranties... And I don't even own a fucking car.

Bessie got played once again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Don't have a cow Bessie...

The hero of the dumb

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2024:

The people who worship him aren't even close to smart enough to be considered morons much less dumb....

That's it I'm switching...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2024:

I think I have a fifth of that in my cupboard...

Luckily I escaped!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2024:

That one set of footprints was were Jebus was riding him screaming Yippie Ki Yay mother fucker....

Food for thought...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2024:

One begets the other so why worry about it?....

For two days this week (and possibly three; data is still coming in), the average temperature over ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Meanwhile Trump is telling his extremist Christian base that they only need to vote in this election because they will never have to vote again.... https://x.com/CalltoActivism/status/1817011421344858449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1817011421344858449%7Ctwgr%5Ebb6d55dd14926151a63dda233ea5adcdd0690ccc%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F7%2F26%2F2258468%2F-Did-you-hear-what-this-psychopathic-freak-just-said

Big scaredy cat!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Emphasis on the shit of course...

That's funny [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2024:

I hear dogs hate him too...

Have you heard?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Isn't that the great White whale form Hermann Melville's novel "Moby Dickless"?...

She did it her way...not my way!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2024:

If anyone needs a break from beating a dead horse for the past three weeks and wants to go on the attack against MAGA, let it be this. A Republican vice presidential candidate is being celebrated in the halls of the Kremlin and on Kremlin propaganda networks over the nomination of JD Vance by Donald Trump and the Republican party. Giddy Russian media personalities rub salt into the West’s wounds. From Mediaite: A Russian state media propagandist called Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) “Trumpier” than former President Donald Trump after the latter tapped the 39-year-old to be his 2024 running mate earlier this week. Trump selected Vance, the first-term senator, venture capitalist (Read as Vulture and author over other potential choices such as Republican North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum and Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL). Olga Skabeyeva, who is known for her anti-West screeds on Russian airwaves, celebrated Vance during a TV segment that was flagged on social media by Julia Davis with The Daily Beast and translated by the YouTube channel Russian Media Monitor. Putin knows that once Trump dies, Vance will inherit the dictatorship. Vance parrots Putin’s propaganda. The Russian video below has the receipts (it is translated into English). Please, we need to focus on the devils before us. This nightmare must not come to pass for our sake and Ukraine. I’m all in for some Nazi punching, how about you? This clip is truly remarkable in all the wrong ways, Look how they humiliate our country. Watch it on YouTube. Hopefully, this will get some media attention. As far as I can tell, only The Daily Beast, Mediaite, Crooks and Liars, and now Daily Kos have reported on this Russian video. If this was a Democrat being endorsed by the Kremlin, they would have been arrested, tried, executed, and buried by now. I have to highlight this brilliant comment by Steveoreno: JD, also known as “Just Despicable”, (say it in the voice of Daffy Duck), has been quoted as saying “two wrongs don’t make a right.” Well, he’s a wrong and trump is a wrong, but somehow the two of them would definitely make a Reich... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/20/2256164/-For-the-first-time-in-our-history-a-blood-soaked-Kremlin-official-endorses-a-VP-candidate https://youtu.be/jty49i_ZglY https://x.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1814715921388478661?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1814715921388478661%7Ctwgr%5E6cd008fd3647e8a76b4fb6440ecf41cebd448f85%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F7%2F20%2F2256164%2F-For-the-first-time-in-our-history-a-blood-soaked-Kremlin-official-endorses-a-VP-candidate ...

She did it her way...not my way!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2024:

I am pretty sure that record is held by Trump.... He has held every dictator in the world balls in his mouth...

Everyone knows

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2024:

30% of voters in this country won't understand this... Because they are too fucking dumb...

Lottery win.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2024:

If I win the lottery nobody will know about it that is after all what lawyers and trusts are for...

Just a teaser

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2024:

You forgot the worms crawling out of the orange....

It surprises me how many of my skeptic acquaintances believe the misinformation put out by the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2024:

I have some extremely bad news for the anti-GMO movement.... Everything humans eat has been modified to some degree or it wouldn't be very edible at all...

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2024:

It actually means he is a bit of a prick...

That would be worth watching.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2024:

So would speeches giving by MAGA politicians...

yea that's about it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2024:

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a feisty kickoff to her presidential campaign, Vice President Kamala Harris on Monday challenged Donald J. Trump to walk down a ramp. “The American people deserve a president who can walk down a ramp unassisted and without incident,” Harris said. “And so I put this challenge to Donald Trump: I will meet you anytime, anywhere, any ramp.” Just minutes after Harris threw down the gauntlet, Trump responded with a note from his podiatrist, who asserted that a “Vietnam-era foot condition” would make walking down a ramp “an excruciating ordeal” for the former president. Doubling down, Trump’s running mate J.D. Vance lambasted Harris’s ramp challenge, calling it “deeply offensive to every American man who, like President Trump, bravely avoided serving his country.”

Like when a trumper makes a comment in one of my FB comments sections.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2024:

The one is the center could have been labeled "Trumpest..."

yea that's about it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Yeah that is about it...

Available in two designs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I have a much better way to keep them out.... don't go to church.

I can receive messages but I can't reply! 🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

There goes @michelle666gar home with her shopping...

Passed out early last night, missed a lot of posts and comments! 😔🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Fox making the news again instead of just reporting it like they are supposed too...

And the coffee grounds are waaay too messy....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Baking soda works better and doesn't stain your socks...

From Facebook We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

My guess is he doesn't have to sleep on the couch because he always sleeps alone anyway....

Went hiking and 4-wheeling in the mountains today, hope you all had a great day too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I didn't realize we Babyboomers had so much in common with GenXers....

I hear Walmarts hiring!?!🤷🏻‍♂️😇🙏 [yahoo.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2024:

They are always hiring because they treat their underpaid employees like slaves...

Go ahead, make my deck..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Same people who were behind the 737 Max..... The bean counters.

Monsanto should be responsible

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Then continuing to vote for the same Republicans that are forcing you into bankruptcy by supporting huge farming conglomerates and corporations like Monsanto and Bayer...

People were personally affected by the MS IT Outage

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Monkey Soft came up with a solution.... Reboot 15 times and maybe it will work again...

Unhappy in relationships

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Can't for the life of me imagine why....

No, it's not people you're supposed to see here. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2024:

Rooked us....

Poor thing, what he must have endured

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2024:

I can sympathize....

Indonesia welcomes you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2024:

Must have used Google translate....

Go for broke young ladies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2024:

That is going to be @michelle666gar in 20 or 30 years....

Damn, what's the matter Xavier?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Please let them be two scammers in the same call center and the whole office knows about it but them....

Yup, that did it. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Dad posed them right?....

Happy HOT Wednesday afternoon!!! 🌞🌞🌞🥵🥵🥵🥵

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Hey isn't that Mark Fuckerberg?.... Sell him those crackers by the gram....

It pays to do your own research.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Hey buddy I can sell you fool's gold real cheap if you believe that.... Only 1,000.00 an ounce.

Plus, the first mouse blames it all on the second mouse.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

You get what you paid for...

Do you like solving puzzles? Also RNC delegates wearing ear bandages in support

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Looks like they really need ear plugs to keep their brains from falling out onto the floor...

Go easy liberals, especially the Lincoln Project

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

https://youtu.be/tcd9N62nOLg?si=zjV8d0OxfcVzhdnS

Helping the humanity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Probably with water straight from the Ganges....

Kentucky church shuts down after pastor charged with child sex abuse -- Friendly Atheist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Makes me wish these perverts would be exposed more often and all these churches would be shut down...

When is grey sweatpants season coming back?!?!!😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2024:

Are you sure that truck isn't from Soylent Green?...

This never made to market

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2024:

And the sales slogan is "Kiss My Ass..."

trumps near miss reminds me of a Rolling's Stones song.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Anyone who could miss his fat ass at the range of 400 feet with an AR-15 rifle was more a danger to himself than anyone else....

The weather is getting wilder and the climate is getting warmer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Of course because it is obvious that thermometers cause global warming right?...

What a hot day!!! 🌞😁🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

People here call me crazy and scary but they don't know the real me.... I am actually much worse.

Now it turns out that it wasn't a bullet that injured DJT, but glass from the teleprompter, so his ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

I was saying that yesterday but nobody listened to me.... FYI a 5.56 X47mm if it had hit his ear would have torn it halfway off at least. Those rounds are nasty and energetic.

Going for a new image....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Instructor: And what did we learn from this?.... Student: Adjust sights 48 to 64 clicks to the right...

After 3 straight days of the heat index over 105+ degrees I can totally relate to this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

105 is a nice summer day where I live...

...who else had one?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Nah I knew someone who bought one in the troop I was in for hiking but it was a piece of shit that worked poorly and didn't last long.. I had a nice 5 piece breakdown back packing rod and reel by Shakespeare...

...is he mister nice guy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

And he didn't even have to be sentenced to community service by a court...

Who else remembers when we used to jump out of the swing in mid air? ...I MissThem Knees 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

If I did that today I would be being scheduled for knee replacement surgery tomorrow...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Because professionalism...

Red State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending Machines NPR is reporting adults in quite a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

I can't wait to see the crime and gun deaths spike in the states allowing this.... Just keep pouring that Chlorine in your gene pool Republicans....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Awww look at what we have here.... another dead Republican who couldn't shoot for shit...

Is it too soon?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Getting his licks in looks like...

The good old days…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

In California we had earthquake drills.... "Crawl under your desk with your hands on top of your head and kiss your ass goodbye.... Prunes will be served with your lunch so if the earthquake doesn't scare the shit out of you those will knock it out..."

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!! What a way to propose!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [instagram.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Well I hope she at least had smaller hands....

I haven't laughed like this in a long time!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Missed it by that much.... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2f177e24-09f1-4354-acf6-478e68d055a9

A masterpiece now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

For one Ruble?....

Enjoy the show folks!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

....

Men only want one thing. Rascals

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Strike out....

Is it not easy enough??? SMH...:(

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

In Texas maybe but sure as hell not in California....

So, there you have it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2024:

Nice to have a consensus....

We wished you swallowed too!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2024:

He was 2 years old and she was still trying to get an abortion...

More conservative bashing!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Cause she's a blond yeah yeah.... Thanks for the inspiration Uptown Julie Brown.... https://youtu.be/4Ol4oWChjzk?si=6VWr5ytT62-RP3aQ