Now we know

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Contents of Trump's personal safe discovered by the FBI...

She said I take good photos

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

She warned alright

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Good thing phones don't send bullets...

This is what happened...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Works for me....

Oh, don't want to forget wishing y'll...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

https://tenor.com/view/burgess-meredith-id-buy-that-for-a-dollar-angry-shout-scream-gif-16584898

Honestly, I asked and everyone started looking..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Don't look at me I have no fucking idea....

It's Tuesday, Just sayin....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Not going to flash my hairy chest at you so you can masturbate sorry....

Anyone complaining about the group?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Nope but people complain about me all the time..... https://youtu.be/RAkSkMRwPYs

Getting ready for the party next month, if you'd like more info message me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Throw some ice in the pool and just add beer....

I always worried about the dude with the yellow hat…..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Two weeks later....

Deven Green [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Proving that she isn't just trapped in a type cast role....

Some people can be really persuasive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

I wouldn't date her if I were you.....

I'm not sure they even know what they want. How would you respond?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Don't tell me let me guess.... Texas right?....

Telling it like it is, even when it hurts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

In China they don't go th extra mile they just pull a u-turn in the middle of traffic...

There are plenty around, so i won't have to go to the store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Roast a rabbit and tell them it is cat....

Another reason not to have potato salad at a party.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

And people wondered why I never ate the stuff...

A lucky woman.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Run that by me again.... who is the lucky one?...

A helmet has always been a good idea - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Nag, nag, nag.... No wonder they went a Viking...

We need to stamp that out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

I know of very few men who would complain if their wives gave them "the silent treatment..." in fact most of them would rather enjoy the peace and quiet for a change....

Monday almost done, four more days! Hope you enjoy your evening!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Kids give the best answers....

He is just a kid at heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Sit down little girl we have some talking to do....

I probably ought to loosen up a little, how about you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

How can you have a road rage problem if you don't have an isle rage problem in the stores?...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Those old ladies can be kind of scary....

One of my dogs: Making a retching sort of sound. Me in bed: Oh, no, please don't... Ugh!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Simple buy a cheap tablet download an alarm you can change the sound to and record your dog vomiting...

I think he will win the case

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

"Ask Pornhub...."

At least she didn't fly away.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

And she wonders why you don't call on mother's day...

Sometimes the stupid hurts. This time it is hilarious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

The first clue was when they bought an iphone..... The i in iphone stands for idiot....

He never paid attention when mom was cooking.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Gad he sounds like my mother..... she burned everything she cooked.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2022:

At least he doesn't have to get butt-fucked by the priest for the next four months....

Happy Sunday! Going to make queso for my daughter's visit today! Hope you all have a good day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Parzosin is NOT an antibiotic.... It is an anti-anxiety medication that is also used for high blood pressure and to help people with PTSD to sleep better.

Poor prophets !

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Only in regular churches the Televangelists are still rolling in the dough unfortunately...

Redneck life hack.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I used to see shit like this when I was stationed in the South....

It seems to be a problem everywhere

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I use mine on my ebike they just don't blink.... My turn signals are just off and on only.

Enjoying a lazy Saturday afternoon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Doggy looks scared.... He better not disturb kitty's nap or he is going to be neutered.....

I'm not going to ask for it back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Shocked he didn't pop it trying to climb onboard...

Rufus Thibodeaux of Opelousas drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the Bubba Oustalet ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I wouldn't have stopped ...

Damn, busted!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Well I guess the cat is out of the bag....

I need this!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Yep that is me....

Wishes may just come true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Well how about that.... https://youtu.be/HKh6XxYbbIc

I remember...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

4 comics at 15 cents each = 60 cents 3 candy bars at 10 cents each is another 30 cents trading cards with gum 5 cents each bag of chips was 5 cents and soda was another 15 cents... All that work for $1.20....

[tiktok.com] I am in love w mr february, what a sweetheart ♥️👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Been "reading" Playgirl magazine again have you?...

Father has many responsibilities

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2022:

"Sorry honey I took the kid to Toys R Us but they were out of business so I took him to lunch instead..."

Have you seen it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Going to be difficult seeing as he died in the last movie.....

“The farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

There went the neighborhood...

I am not a scientist but I am convinced.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

"Excuse me miss I am lost can I check your map?...." How to get men to ask for directions...

A priest goes to the barber for a haircut.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Most politicians are just deadbeats and mooches...

A practical engineer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Braggert....

I'll let myself out....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Problem with thinner is you tend to varnish....

My work here is done!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Well that contractor is about to go all Elmer Fudd on him....

Here I cum babe....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2022:

Going to be some skidmarks on that seat....

I agree with this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Now that is one hell of a unibrow....

I am pretty sure it was different but I like it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

And Jack is now known as Jacqueline....

I feel sad when read these things.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

After getting married my wife changed her personality to "Born Again Virgin..."

I heard meditation helps.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Works for me or there would be no time for me to hide all the bodies....

People are just frustrated with gas prices, I think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Why I ride an ebike... Well one of many reasons actually.

The flying spaghetti monster is as good a fantasy as any.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

The FSM is a parody religion created to combat the Kansas City school board from allowing cretinism to be taught in public schools as a "science"...

Men would not understand, Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Pretty sure she has had larger....

An Australian BWCow, to cuckold for a Texas bull.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Texans love to brag about everything being "bigger" there but if that was true how come so many of them drive small penis trucks?.....

I have been hearing good things about Australia

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Must be something new there because when I lived in Honolulu I met plenty of Australian women who had never had a man do that to them before....

Wish we had coding when young, I could code my way to happiness.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Thank goodness they didn't encode <H1> TITS </H1>

I insist "I am not stubborn".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Women too.... Fortunately many of them will be anti-vaxxers....

A dilemma for governments

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

The Water Boy...

BULLFIGHTING Some people think this a majestic battle between man and beast! Personally I think ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Personally I love a good bullfight.... Good being in my mind when the bull wins. https://youtu.be/xVvd3_IexUk https://youtu.be/mKBI76DO0YA https://youtu.be/3YvCdK0hOdM

What NOT to do!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Wondering if you will be able to hear the scream of the chainsaw over his screams.....

I'll be on time babe.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Defying the law of gravity....

Ever been there? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

I went there a couple weeks ago. A little expensive but the food was good.

I think he found it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Just getting his licks in....

Mom is under stress

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Dad would have seen four boats....

Biden is not doing anything and immigrants are taking our jobs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Not to mention those technology jobs....

It don't matter in the South

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

....

You meet your 18-year-old self and are allowed only four words; what do you say?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Don't do it....

What do you do when the partner is dumbass?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Joe: "Bend over and I will show you...."

I was in th Navy, an oldie but a goody.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Funny except the Marine would have fragged all three zeros instead.....

I going to order in bulk, anyone want to get in on the volume discount?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Do they sell it by the fuck-ton?....

Coming soon to your news

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Da dun.... da dun..... da dun dun dun.....

Yes that makes sense.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Need more than a sports bra for those puppies....

I heard a newsman use this scene to describe Trump finding excuses. [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Never his fault it is always someone else when he screws up.....

Why are white gangs the scariest in prisons?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Considering how many judges and district attorneys are Republicans that makes them even more scary....

She probably did

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

She's already a hole in one so why worry?...

Damn shopping list....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Going to use that the next time some guy in a small penis truck pulls into the grocery store parking lot.... Let them try something stupid.... Sentencing for Elder Abuse The difference between battery and elder abuse is that elder abuse is a wobbler crime, meaning it may be charged as a misdemeanor or a felony. If charged as a misdemeanor, you can face up to 364 days in county jail and $6,000 in fines. These are additional punishments on top of other charges you potentially may face, such as a battery or assault. If charged as a felony, you could be sentenced to up to four years in prison and fined up to $6,000. The following additional penalties may apply: 3-5 years in prison if great bodily injury is caused 5-7 years in prison if the victim dies from the abuse

Happy Saturday Night!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 13, 2022:

And Re: #4 that is pretty much what you have to do today because they just spoof their numbers anyway...

Happy Saturday Night!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 13, 2022:

So is that the state breakfast cereal of Louisiana ?...

Trump criminal galore

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 13, 2022:

And what are we hearing from our Republican members lately?.... *crickets*

Don't tell me that the spare tyre is right at the bottom of the pile - that's gotta be frustrating.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 13, 2022:

I guess he finally figured out he should have bought a bigger truck...

I had to pass this on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Surprised they haven't locked you up yet....

An odd collection, have at it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Re: #2 no wonder the exhaust system was so noisy.....

Divided loyalties???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2022:

That one picture should be enough to get the Catholic Church removed from 501c3 status....

That's the only problem.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Lucky bastard....

Putin met with Zalenskyy and said "After I die, I bet you'll piss on my grave" And Zalenskyy said...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Going to need a raised walkway and an 3 meter retaining wall.... The guy selling tickets will be a billionaire overnight.

He predicted the Earth would freeze in 2014. We are in 2022 and it is hot in Texas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2022:

The only thing I can say in favor of Al Gore is that he would have made a better president than George W Bush.... Other than that both he and his wife were morons. https://youtu.be/veoYcsH7Wrs

Thursday Night Meme Dump! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Just flush.....

According to ancient Japanese lore, a person’s aura takes a particular colour right before they ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Where is the barf emoji?.....

Denied coverage because of a bad pun. That hurts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2022:

The state of Washington has already legalized composting human remains....

A few on the Orange Turd...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Just when he thought it was safe....

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Gud what a horrid punchline....

I love the way this guy thinks! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Problem with snow is you slip and fall on your ass then a cop arrests you saying you were "drunk in public" when at most you had 10 or 12 lousy beers...

I don’t know why I post this here. You know this.🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Why?... Because the truth can be funny....

One day Boudreau and Thibodeau were fishing in their boats in the Basin Canal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Hence the old saw.... "be careful what you wish for you might just get it..."

Not really into body shaming, but....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Must suck trying to find a pair of shoes that fit and aren't open toed...

It truly is an ill wind that doesn't blow some good.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2022:

At which point the girls who didn't want to kiss you suddenly all wanted to marry you....