A History Lesson on the Iranian Revolution

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Thanks to the previous US back coup of the elected government of Iran and replacing it with a dictatorship to please the UK and the oil industry.... https://www.npr.org/2019/01/31/690363402/how-the-cia-overthrew-irans-democracy-in-four-days

Islam is a religion of peace...Yeah right...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

After a quick search I found only two church attacks in the US that stood out both committed by White Supremacist Christians but if you check with the ACLU there is an interactive map of Mosques that have been attacked here in the US by the same people... https://www.aclu.org/issues/national-security/discriminatory-profiling/nationwide-anti-mosque-activity

Not a meme - just a rant Such a typical event for this age of narcissism and celebrity worship.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

One day I hope her and all her friends and family get on their private jet film crew and all then fly off to somewhere never to be heard from again... Reality TV is one of the poisons tearing the world apart.

So me! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My answer:... Ok meet me at the restaurant then when you are ready...

To follow one of @glennlab memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Some times I wonder if it is males or females who are more forgiving... I always wonder how come the race hasn't died out yet...

Always been my experience

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My advice is don't piss them off during sex... Kind of like riding the bull at a rodeo.

Ontario for sure. How about other provinces?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

One of the reasons I don't own or watch an idiot-box... The damned things rot your mind.

Y'all need to laugh more.

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It's obvious where they come from ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Gad I hate CVS if you buy a candy bar they hand you a four foot long receipt.... Maybe if they didn't printout all that unnecessary crap they could pay their employees better...

sometimes we have to be cheesey ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Going to turn the other guy into Swiss cheese I guess...

Frustration accurately portrayed ...[agnostic.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

How often I end up doing that.... Those programs are there to try and force you into giving up when the companies should be providing customer service as a "cost saving method" that ends up costing them revenues instead because people decide to use a company that is more customer friendly instead.

Dennis Prager says the quiet part out loud.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

They forgot "congenital idiot..."

Dear Liberals, [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

He looks like a Facebook Admin...

Reality bites! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

The law of gravity.... The bigger they are the farther they fall.... S + T = D

F /B violation

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

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Something squirrelly is going on here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Mommy is that how Republicans are made?... Asking for a friend...

Republican logic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2020:

He summed it up perfectly in 2015...

So here is one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Post this again and see if the same butthurt person reports it again....

Another misunderstanding

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Sadly this seems to be most of the people in the US anymore...

Capitalistic "care"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2020:

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I know I do...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2020:

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A woman on this site thinks Covid is man-made in a lab.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Nothing dumber than a Trumpanzee...

You know who you are...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Your welcum...

The TRUE Holy Trinity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Jim Haggard says....

My tiny apartment is getting so full the more I stay home.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Likely you went shopping right after posting this right?....

What the Duck McDonald's!!! [ca.news.yahoo.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2020:

I had no idea Ronald McDonald was a Catholic priest....

A 2 for 1 PragerU Special [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Funny part is they mistake the system they are trying to impose by force to be freedumb...

snickers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2020:

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Sneaky kitty.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Next thing you know that cat will be bringing home the bacon.....

Creative! Well done, sir.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2020:

*Vomits profusely*

Add that is how I left my last job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

If I was to ever wear a tie again it would be one like that...

Why Religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

So then not a lot different from the Catholic or Baptist churches but minus the raping of children?.... *Asking for a friend...*

Can an atheist be a proud Secular Christian?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

It doesn't work that way.... Jefferson was a believer he just didn't think of Jesus as the son of a god his beliefs were more in line with Muslims who speak of that imaginary being as a Prophet instead.

I knew they would get their way before too long.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

All those spaces just for Trumpanzees...

Ben Shapiro: You Say I'm Full of Shit... [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

https://youtu.be/CKIdXGzdkgI

International photography awards, 2019. This photo was entitled "Horse's Ass and Clydesdale"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Horse's ass (left) and a Clydesdale....

Sorry I’ve been absent lately.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Hope classes are going ok for you and you are keeping your grades up. Nice to know you are still alive and kicking whatever it is you kick.

Jesus Duck!! Just about had a heartattack!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Next time try a frying pan with medium heat and a table spoon of extra virgin olive oil, lemon and black pepper.... If it sizzles it is tasty and if it melts it's a hair clip.

🎶 If you're happy and you know it... 🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2020:

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I have access to 4 or more browsers on my computers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2020:

I use Firefox and have up to 32 links to sites I go to most often on my home page.... All I do is open my home page and click on the site icon and everything else is taken care of for me and I get logged into this site automatically. Firefox works with all operating systems and if used with Linux nearly immune to all viruses out there because there are so many different types of Linux (Debian, RPM, etc) that most hackers ignore it to go for the easier and more common hacks with Windows and IOS....

Religious discount?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2020:

You know they are batshit crazy when a small coffee costs nearly twice as much as a medium fries....

Three, two, one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2020:

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Just like that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2020:

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These are new to me and quite amusing...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Now available for sale in the T.P. (Toilet Paper)isle of your local store....

Not a good look

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2020:

I said kissy face..... You were supposed to make a kissy face for the camera....

Talk about funny, that had to be funny

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Pearl Harbor and flat earthers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2020:

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I so needed this idea on Friday as I could not get a car to be towed in front of my store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2020:

A good Floor jack and some high strength quick dry epoxy works better.... Just jack up the car mix the epoxy and glue their tires to the street....

Hold on to your, ah, phasers..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Ahhh half way there now to find Star Trek .....

Damned good question, not?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2020:

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This sure as duck better be a joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Must be what makes Trumpanzees so hateful...

Man to woman "I'm an English teacher and might be able to help with your periods."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Probably help he with her colons as well....

Fooled me at first

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Pineapple tacos?...

Isn't it great when kids are so proud of their parents that they embarrass them

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

"I love children fried or boiled..." W. C. Fields...

What a shitty truck.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Isn't that Trump's newest campaign truck?....

Mary Trump took issue with that comment.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

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The superior race!😂😂😂

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As a Cajun, I can verify the truth of this statement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Why is it the only spice Cajuns seem to know about is Cayenne Pepper?... That stuff is hotter coming out than going in....

Which do you prefer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

I like my truth straight up not cut with bullshit...

Thank god there is no hell!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Hey I remember this pic the guy in the middle was one of my online friends I lost track of from YA..

Asking for a friend

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Only in cases of *Drain Hole Leakage...*

Just though you guys would like a real-life Smudge update.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Poor little guy he is such a cut up it seems unfair he should need to be cut up....

I Am The Lord Your God - Dennis Prager [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

So still no evidence right?...

I love snide remarks.

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You ever had one of THOSE days?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

You mean like this guy right?.... “An ardent fan of Donald Trump from Telangana, Bussa Krishna, who worshipped the US president like a God, died of cardiac arrest on Sunday. Krishna, who has been worshipping Trump every day for the last years, was depressed ever since he learnt that the US President and his wife, Melania, contracted Covid-19 recently.” “B Vivek, a cousin, told indianexpress.com that Krishna woke up in the morning as usual, had a bath and a cup of tea, and then collapsed on the ground. “He had slipped into depression after hearing about Trump contracting coronavirus. He was not eating properly. When we rushed him to the hospital, the doctors declared him dead. The cause of death is a cardiac arrest,” he said.” https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/10/13/1986181/-Trump-s-followers-truly-comprise-a-SICK-Cult-Upset-over-Trump-Getting-COVID19-his-ardent-fan-dies

Religious triplets.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

I love Betty Bowers she knows how to maximize the the comedic affect of sarcasm.... But in all fairness some families next door you might be sorely tempted to send a thank you note to their serial killer.... *Just sayin if you lived next to one like that you know what I am talking about*

If you don't know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2020:

This has been true for longer than I have been alive and is nothing new. Back in the 70s' my school district made home economics a optional coed class in high school and nobody in the class knew how to cook even the most simple items even hot dogs... Big time football "heroes" took the class to meet girls but they wanted to partner with me because I actually knew how to cook (I took the class for the same reason). For the final your group had to make a complete meal including a dessert which for most of them was hot dogs or "hamberders" french fries and ice cream or some such nonsense. We had spaghetti with homemade sauce, a salad, and baked Alaska since the class was graded on a curve the football players failed... My sister somehow managed to pass but the only thing she learned to make was what she called "cheesy potatoes" fried potatoes with parmesan cheese...

Sorry for the non-American members.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2020:

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/10/13/1986181/-Trump-s-followers-truly-comprise-a-SICK-Cult-Upset-over-Trump-Getting-COVID19-his-ardent-fan-dies

How does he deserve a half a star?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2020:

This is how... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/10/13/1986181/-Trump-s-followers-truly-comprise-a-SICK-Cult-Upset-over-Trump-Getting-COVID19-his-ardent-fan-dies

A new concept of Mankind...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2020:

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Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man Communism is the exact opposite

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Socialism is the regulator that allows Capitalism to be run fairly and equitably for everyone and not just a few rich criminals...

Best Wikipedia edit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2020:

I imagine with the current state of human intelligence this edit was actually necessary...

Wear the dang masks they said.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Better than his....

Couldn't agree more.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 13, 2020:

"Two years after he was born I was still trying to get him aborted..." Mary Trump

Happy American special October Monday that happens to coincide with a different Canadian October ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2020:

"Happy genocidal Italian piece of shit who discovered the Bahamas day..."

Not sure how to caption this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Capital not capitol ....

Some heinous fuckery most fowl going on here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Looks like that snake ran afowl of a cock ring....

Kohl's does what?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 12, 2020:

The moral of this story is never piss off the guy who does your signs...

Question for the ages

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2020:

I have just sat there and thought "How did I ever manage to live through all the shit in my life..." nearly every day of my life....

Covid excursions

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2020:

https://youtu.be/FWBUl7oT9sA

This is for those people that believe Covid-19 was spread by the 5 G networks

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2020:

I am guessing that it will just be a matter of time until they reveal that 5G networks are just as hackable as 4G ones.... I never use a cell phone for any financial transactions...

How do you read/pronounce it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2020:

I doubt seriously they will post my comment.... I referred to it as another sign of religion dying like pole dancing for Jesus or raffling assault rifles, having open bars predicting that soon they will go back to prostitution like the church used in Europe before Martin Luther....

How do you read/pronounce it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Christians never learn....

Problem solver

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2020:

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Seek and you shall find... Don't spoil it for others.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Simple really.

Flies, flies, flies!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2020:

https://youtu.be/R4CFhDkHPLs

I've seen one too many horror movies, that's for sure! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2020:

https://youtu.be/lUKUYT6SpGY

Like Oz, but so much better!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Looks more like a carpet with a fringe on the edge to me...

You caption it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Welcome to the COVID ball...

Some of you may think I’m “nutty”, but I thought I’d share this here anyways for those that ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Sanity ain't all it is cracked up to be....

How I feel on some days

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2020:

That would be me...

Not that much here in Texas, but for some of you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Oh thank goodness Trump's new mistress will be putting clothes back on.... "Trump's latest mistress exposed...."

Ten social distancing haircuts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Fresh hair cuts for their mugshots?...

I almost swore they were baboon faces

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Don't pick your nose you might poke yourself in the eye....

Pence is definitely no Race Bannon, but he does kind of look a bit like him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Oh look it is Racist Bannon....

Stopped for gas on their way to the Trump super spreader rally

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2020:

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Masks aren't that effective

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I'm at 34%...

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If they were a band, what would you call them? Please share your suggestions

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Prison Bitches...

Aww hell. I offended someone today. I guess my job is done. Until tomorrow...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I am well known for being an equal opportunity repeat offender.. If I haven't offended you you haven't seen what I post....