Is it not easy enough??? SMH...:(

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2024:

In Texas maybe but sure as hell not in California....

So, there you have it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2024:

Nice to have a consensus....

We wished you swallowed too!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2024:

He was 2 years old and she was still trying to get an abortion...

More conservative bashing!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Cause she's a blond yeah yeah.... Thanks for the inspiration Uptown Julie Brown.... https://youtu.be/4Ol4oWChjzk?si=6VWr5ytT62-RP3aQ

Happy Friday!!! Hope you all are having a great day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

'Gym Jordon approves of that uniform...'

I just found this today, gendered English words: Blond - male Blonde - Female Brunet - Male ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

So then MTG is a "Blond?...."

Leader of group charged over eight-year-old Elizabeth Struhs's death says case is 'religious ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Yet my suggestion that faith healers should be required to adhere to the same regulatory requirements as a doctor or nurse is considered "too radical" and would "interfere with their religious freedom..."

Take a simple test

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Done these before and learned the trick of reading right to left instead of left to right.... Makes it easier to solve them quickly and without errors...

Some biden memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2024:

Funny how you guys need to make shit up.... I don't.... https://youtu.be/e2CnJFcx1YA?si=IwBEQBlWQCFaOA5T https://www.tiktok.com/@msnbc/video/7368662365572762922 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/12/trump-rally-speech-hannibal-lecter

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/ivan-raiklin/

I know...I'll let myself out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

De Brie if it is France....

I couldn't help

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

Unhappy ending.... I wish Trump one...

well than fight over it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx9DANFmZtA=MSNBC

is this normal for liberals....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2024:

No it is normal for conservatives.... FYI they released the Epstein files and found that Trump and GW were both involved in the rape of girls as young as 12 years old.... There is supposed to be video on it according to emails that were released but those kind of disappeared during the Trump administration when he "committed suicide in jail" while being watched by Trump's DOJ....

Arizona here anyone?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2024:

Solar film on the window and air conditioning could have prevented that...

Will the house sell?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2024:

Depends on what you consider an asshole.... and what kind of asshole is willing to buy it...

And my can of WD-40 gives me more satisfaction than persuading a girl. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2024:

Why ask again the answer is going to be the same.... If she is looking to find a guy who will wear her down try a porn star...

Is a hand job from a deaf person considered oral sex?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Ask the next guy you give a handjob to....

Understanding bread

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Yet while one is a baked good the other can bake you real good...

Intelligent design

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Just sayin....

The judge has been trying hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

That explains a lot....

America is for Americans, not immigrants

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

They all look like they came from the same cess pool...

Why Trump lost court cases

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Putin would be strike three...

Campaigning hard to get black votes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

I think it looks better than the other so-called hair style... I am just surprised he isn't wearing Blackface....

He was a former college wrestling coach

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Looks like he has the right idea it is far more fun wrestling with the girls unless you are either Gay or a girl...

will you watch it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

She always looked trans to me...

We are almost there! No wait!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

George had it figured out in 1949 and helped me see what was coming in 1972...

Snake bashing!!! 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2024:

Love the Dunning-Kruger snake....

not my idea, but i might watch lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2024:

Deport Trumpazees to Russia where they belong.... Partnership for a sane America...

God’s judgment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2024:

Seperation of church and hate... https://youtu.be/2eUU5ukrnIE

Never mind God, does admin really exist?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2024:

Explains a lot doesn't it?....

Hope your Saturday is relaxing!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2024:

Damn I despise drop kick puppies almost as much as Republicans...

God’s judgment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2024:

Haven't you read the bible?... The god of the bible loves rape and murder and he also loves abortion...

A hard look in the mirror...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2024:

And how do we invent a mirror that shows the ugly inside?...

Now...where is that outlet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2024:

Or better yet suspending Russia's membership...

I don't mind pineapple now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2024:

Pineapple and scorpion pizza?.... Sounds yummy...

Not much to ask

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

Then he could join the circus they can always use clowns...

Cinderella

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I wouldn't want to run around town having women try that on...

To those that ask "Are you better off now than you were four years ago?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I hardly had to change my routine people with PTSD don't socialize much...

I did not mean to offend...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I do....

Last week my oldest daughter wanted me to take her to House of Hope for food.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2024:

The free piece of ass in nearly always the most expensive kind...

Been there, done that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

I broke mine a few years back but didn't say a word. though after a few days when the pain level didn't subside I went to the VA ER to find out if it was a sprain or broken. Once they confirmed it was broken I set it myself in front of the doctor.... If you ever want to see a doctor damned near pass out try it some time. He asked me if it hurt and I just told him not anymore let him tape it so he felt better and walked out.

And I ended up finding myself like this. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

I am sure his wife is getting milk from the neighbor at home while he is out....

Finally some good news

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

Where he will meet his new husband a huge Black inmate called "Big Bubba" I hope....

This guy had hundreds of great speeches, still don't like his politics or his policies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2024:

If Biden was diagnosed with cancer that would kill him within a year I would still vote for him after all I don't see why people are panicking because that is what the fucking Vice President is for!

No parking? You talkin' to me? HEY, you talkin' to ME?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2024:

Welcome to Texas where getting loaded takes on a whole new meaning...

Baked Potatus

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2024:

People like you should have learned your lesson from your last go around with your Tory party.... Thank goodness we at least got rid of the Tories after kicking England's ass and sent them home.... I would rather have Biden in the Whitehouse than Adolph Shitswizzler even if he only had six months to live because we would still have our democracy and that is what Vice Presidents are for anyway... To take over if the president dies or becomes unable to hold office due to disability... I just hope that we take back the house before that happens because no way would I want that little prick Johnson as a VP.... By the way have you started studying Russian yet because if the US goes under Putin will be fucking England in its Jolly ass....

While buying food today some old fart in the store wanted to talk to me about the debate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2024:

At least a Canadian would say "sorry" while cutting your throat.... Sarcasm intended...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLODGhEyLvk=GeorgeCarlinOfficialYouTubeChannel

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2024:

Must have a MS degree from Texas A&M....

Sin or not, if yes, why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2024:

It was essentially a misinterpretation of Leviticus .....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2024:

........

Florida teacher shows pro-Confederacy video that rebrands Civil War as 'War To Prevent Southern ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Schools allowing this type of curriculum should have their accreditation revoked and funding suspended until the situation is corrected.

A teacher tore down a non-Christian verse on her classroom "prayer wall"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Oklahoma has decided to one up Louisiana in the bible game forcing it to be taught in all schools.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/27/2249025/-Oklahoma-REQUIRES-All-Teachers-to-Teach-the-Bible?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

That look on his face.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

I bet those are getting real popular in Red States like Texas...

Trump has joined the movement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Will you settle for dogshit?...

It’s funny because it’s true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

Something is not right here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

Public Service Announcement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

Hunter may need to find religion in the Big House.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2024:

https://youtu.be/QnjdKuQAuq8

With election season upon us, and now that he has apparently started dating a werewolf, it is even ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Censor Republicans not porn....

I almost feel sorry for the former escort soft core porn model, almost

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Since she lied on both her application for a visa and citizenship she should be deported...

Is there anyone out there that thinks they may eventually learn that the republicans are not looking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

And they deserve to be poor...

It seems the dating pool gets smaller the bigger the asshole you are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

And vise versa.....

This explains why I've been telling more and more cheesy jokes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Somebody needs to play that at Trump's sentencing...

Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2024:

And just where is the Satanic church?.....

Adaptation is the key to survival.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2024:

The meaning always has been *42* ****

That used to puzzle me, but not anymore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2024:

True believers are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet....

Now we know where they are harvested from🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2024:

It is called "taking a Trump..."

Yea for sure!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Sounds more like you guys to me....

Been busy with work and family!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Looks more like the gene pool....

I POST THIS AS A POINT WORTHY OF DISCUSSION.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Blame Russia for the recent rises in military spending and the Republicans for the US debt.... Of course the Republicans here support Russia.

This guy shared his date experience. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2024:

Well that worked out nicely....

Unraveling the mystery...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2024:

The most basic and exact explanation I can think of for "normal" is "the same as everybody else..." Since people vary so much that it would likely be impossible to get any group with numbers high enough to reach 1% or even close Normal is just a word with no meaning...

A good question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2024:

The word you are looking for is *deflection*...

Little Johnny meets Donald Trump Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2024:

*Starts investing money in a Patriot battery...*

I'm Hispanic and I don't get why some of us are for this POS!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2024:

It would be nice to rid this country of people that fucking stupid.... But not at the cost of a second Trump presidency...

I'm exhausted!!! Goodnight 😴💤😴💤😴💤

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2024:

My sister's friend has a kid just like that...

Question... Is belief in a deity/s genetic or conditioned?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2024:

Most people are conditioned using fear as a child to believe in a religion and very few ever get past that... Others which probably includes 40% of the world's population are low IQ and therefore more susceptible to fear based conditioning in later years. Low IQs are not only genetic but also come from a lack of education so the answer to your question is both yes and no...

Budget savvy, Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2024:

Beer the king of baby sitters...

Todays' News

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2024:

She has held up well.... She doesn't look a day over 150...

That's how it works....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2024:

Oppressors can only rule with the consent of the oppressed...

Did any of you know this term? I did not know until yesterday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2024:

Actually this has been going on much longer and is still going on today which is why India will remain a failure. It has always had a culture rooted in fascism just as has Russia which is why Russia is failing in their war against Ukraine...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2024:

Seems to be a lot of that going around these days...

Hold onto your MAGA hats! Here's a SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Little Donny just learned ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2024:

And yet how few people know that he left the Republican party to run for president the second time....

A gun for every ass - MAGA style

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2024:

"Pull my trigger I dare you...."

Just so you know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2024:

That can prevent a hole lot of trouble....

I don't remember if I posted these!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2024:

They are making us a laughing stock all over the world and are too stupid to realize that Putin is trying to destroy Evangelicals in Ukraine....

Not funny, Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2024:

https://youtu.be/MOEMX6_A8MM

Just amazing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2024:

Ran out of money because of all their pathetic publicity stunts is my guess....

I fully agree, let's do it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2024:

As long as the community he is servicing are his fellow prisoners at Riker's Island....

They finally released the cognitive test that trump aced…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2024:

As a birthday tribute for the convicted felon’s 78th birthday. Jimmy Kimmell rattled off the following “Top 78 Donald Trump Nicknames of All Time:” Don Whoreleon Napoleon Bone-Aspur R. Smelly Fiberace Commander-In-Thief Nostra-Dumbass El Pork-Choppo MAGA Theresa All Caps-Tain Kangaroo Rip One Van Winkle Count Flatula Founding Farter Farty-Five Teddy Dozevelt Gaseous Clay Dopey McGropey Lepre-Con Man Al Ca-Porn Julius Squeezer The Shart of the Deal His Flatulency Mayor McCutTheCheese ... Presidementia Stable McGenius The Tanchurian Candidate Orange Baby Jesus Refrigerator Perry Mason Off-Whitey Bulger Tannibal Lecter The Not-So-Great Pumpkin Carrot Bottom Scammy Davis Jr. Rich Little Hands Donnie Cochran The MAGA-Lorian Vladimir Gluten HippoPOTUS Darth Tax Evader Our Fondling Father Maroon 45 The Legend of Bragger Vance Mar-a-Cloggo The Tan of La Mancha Butch Casserole Trumpelstiltskin MAGATHA Christie Grab-Ass Grandpa Orange Julius Caesar

Good morning, I'm going back to sleep!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

The Shitshow is *the show that never ends....*

It really surprised me with the hypocrisy of the conservatives and libertarians on this site and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Actually since he was NOT using drugs at the time I expect this conviction to be overturned as a US Federal Appellate court ruled that in a case where someone had a history of drug use or addiction as long as there were no felony convictions against them they were not barred from purchasing, owning or possessing a firearm... unless they started actively using again... This ruling was handed down by three Republican judges.... Oh the irony eh?... After going to the US Supreme court they decided that an active user of Marijuana named Daniels was only in violation of Federal laws because his conviction his of possessing two loaded firearms in a moving vehicle while smoking pot but if a person had a past history could not be banned from owning a firearm... https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23/23-376/284275/20231005143926385_Daniels%20Pet%2010.4.pdf Trump on the other hand needs to be convicted of owning a gun with his felony convictions as he still has not turned over the one he transferred to his address in Florida...

He deserved it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Not realistic enough those underwear should have skidmarks and piss stains....

A very wise man...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Now they are both in trouble...

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2024:

I would hope a proctologist has the same things in common....

Me Too Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2024:

Ex-wife...

Were you this asshole? Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Let him get it from Trump..... if he can.

Trump veep material? A weasel suckup with overtones of horseshit? So yes, yes he is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2024:

He is a pathetic little shit that if he was to get his way would be sent to a concentration camp right off the bat and is too stupid to see it.