Nancy Pelosi and the Sarcastic Point Clapback Heard Round the World By ELLIOT HANNON FEB 05, ...

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Good job, Madam Speaker. ?

Thought I would just remind everyone that the President's State of the Union address to the nation ...

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I finished my crossword puzzle!

Sounds like a new franchise.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I'll chip in a couple of hundred bucks.

trump and the republican Fascists thought that the people of this country would not notice that they...

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

And there goes the senate majority and the white house!

So very true

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Eyes need to be redder on the after shot for weed, but otherwise spot on. ?

The plan to keep Trump’s taxes hidden [politi.co]

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

All criminals think they can get away with it, but they get greedy and can't quit while they are ahead. This applies to the baboon's ass we have in office right now, and it will be his downfall.

Don't Blame Trump Voters

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2019:

People will believe anything if either they want it to be true or if they are afraid that it is true. According to Terry Goodkind, that's the Wizard's First Rule.

I find it interesting that most of the people I really agree with on this site are mature and ...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Hey now, that's not crust. It's alternative glitter. 8-)

Super Bowl tweet

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

In that case, the Rams win.

LOL! RSM III is "playing" on a game show... [i.dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Yeah they are. 8-)

I am good with half. Lol

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I'm in!

? anyone want to buy a Medal of Freedom? It’s very easy.... [thinkprogress.org]

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Money is the most important thing to most politicians, but this group certainly makes zero effort to hide that fact.

[nationaleconomicseditorial.com] What do you think?

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Nope. Consider the source. https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/national-economics-editorial/

"Willful Ignorance" (as described by senior officials).

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

This is like high school where the dumbest guy gets elected president of the student council because he's the most popular. But Jesus, that was fucking high school. This is scary.

Lest we forget...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Yeah, that about covers it.

"This should clear out my friends list" said my friends dad.

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

You've got a stronger stomach than most. I know a lot of people who harbor pro-Trump views that I can tolerate because they largely don't talk about them. When it changes from that to active sloganeering and obsessive displays of boring racist or misogynistic drivel, that's when I pull the plug.

McConnell and Donald are two of a kind .

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Turtle McC is an odious bottom feeder on the same ruble-denominated payroll as the orange mobster that hijacked the white house. He reeks of Putin's smegma.

Trump, in Interview, Calls Wall Talks ‘Waste of Time’ and Dismisses Investigations By Peter ...

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2019:

And this idiot is a waste of skin.

For every three steps forward, take two back, argh.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Stone will flip. You heard it here first.

The Lying Rascals

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

This is a big insult to Buckwheat.

I forever dub him the penis potato

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I dunno, a potato, at least, has a peel. Heh.

I'd make a Dagwood sandwich - and eat it with a piece of cake!

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Cheese steak with onions and provolone. 8-)

Why does he get such a pass by the Christians on his religion since it's pretty well known he didn't...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

You make the common mistake of thinking that his "christian" supporters are actually motivated by their religion and a sense of morality. They are not. They support this idiot because he doesn't hinder and in fact facilitates their ability to discriminate against people of color, immigrants, citizens with brown skin, and anyone resembling LGBTQ. Morality has nothing at all to do with it. Their religious beliefs have nothing to do with it. It is naked hatred for any "other", and any who challenge their traditional monopoly on power over their followers. It's not religion, it's dogma loosely related via complicated and ridiculous logic to religion as justification for hateful actions.

I have read the book of Revelations and Trump is in there alright... [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Oh FFS. I understand Paul is dead, too.

Mad Mag..very interesting and check out the date.. over 20 yrs ago.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I was a big fan of Mad Magazine back in the day. I stopped reading it when the National Lampoon came along with some raunchier stuff, but "the usual gang of idiots" pulled it off month after month. Very nostalgic. 8-)

GOP introduces plan to massively cut Social Security

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

This is why elections matter. This crap goes nowhere in the house of representatives with Speaker Pelosi and her majority running things.

For People Dating! Name One Kind Of "G" Rated Picture Of A Person That Is An Immediate Turn Off

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Pictures that include: guns, Trump gear, evangelical or other religious books or artifacts, visible dirt on the body or face, confederate flag anywhere in the frame, T-Shirt with a wingnut trope like "Kill the libtards" on self or others in the picture. These get the left swipe treatment.

Poor Roger Stone, poor baby! [nydailynews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

What a putz. Stone is a stone cold liar from way back, and traffics in hyperbole and bullshit.

What's your favourite toilet paper?

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

My favorite for years has been the Great Northern quilted TP, especially when you can get the triple rolls which decrease the roll replacement frequency. My son, however, asked me to change to Cottonelle with the aloe infusion. You can get triple rolls for this brand as well. I'm on my first roll, and it isn't bad at all.

I predict a sudden upsurge in home-schooling in Colorado. [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

This is a key wingnut tenet. Knowledge is harmful, only dogma can save you.

Climate Change explained..

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That clears it up. 8-)

I just love this guy. I really, really love him and retweet his stuff all the time.

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Hard to tell what's a parody and what isn't. But yeah,this guy is hilarious.

This is what happens when propaganda is used as fact, Fascists playbook! These are the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He finished that puzzle in 2 months when the box said "3 to 5 years". That's something, yeah? ?

Which is worse?

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

You can't have the "president" without the morons, so the morons are worse.

The wealthy and their corporations have now subverted our whole electorial system, with voter ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

When you consider that this absurd cesspool of an administration is doing whatever it can to abolish democratic institutions and electoral norms, and when you understand the country from whom they are taking advice and orders, this is the next logical step, really. After that, they'd want to introduce a national election with one choice on the ballot. Chosen by the czar. I don't think this will fly with a lot of traditional republicans who have not yet been corrupted, but a lot of them will think that it's ok. Lincoln is spinning like a dervish in his grave.

‘Sloppy Lawyering’: Attorneys Already Call Out Roger Stone’s Defense Team for Being Unprepared...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I have no problems with people who I intensely dislike having incompetent legal help. Fine by me.

I post a lot of tweets and memes, but that’s because I come across so many great ones!

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Good stuff. It's also good to toss in a reminder about just how much damage Ronnie did to the country long before anyone cared who Donnie was.

Still rolling back the clock. How long will it take to fix all the damage? [patheos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Shit like this reeeeally turns my crank. It's bad enough that innocent young minds are exposed to this sort of indoctrination by their own parents, now they want to be able to spread the same dogma to everyone's children *on the public's dime*. This is about unAmerican as you can get, and there is no penalty too harsh for those who perpetrate it.

The noose is closing

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The sooner the better.

High Crimes and Misdemeanors! [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2019:

This will happen, one way or the other it will happen.

Trump a symbol of racism.

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2019:

The confederates and the nazis each had their asses handed to them in bucket, Which is why we can characterize their support of orange man as the support of losers.

John Hickenlooper: 'I would probably take the bet' I will run for president - CNNPolitics

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Dems can do a lot worse than Hickenlooper. And probably will.

How much should I throw?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'm good with that idea.

Breaking News people..this is Awesome!

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are not musicians,technically.

[m.facebook.com] Love the follow through on this one!

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

No vodka where you're going, you wingnut prick.

Like father, like son. Anyone got a hanging rope for this bastard?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

This is the dumb one, right?

POS Stone with Proud Boys.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

All displaying the "chicken choker" sign so associated with this movement. Roger fits right in, as it were.

Oh Mikey,Mikey, Mikey..

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I always thought that was the look he makes after a wet fart.

Just a whole lot of nothing good.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

And after Speaker Pelosi got through with him, no balls either.

FBI arrests the Penguin, I mean Roger Stone.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

WAAAHAHAHA! That makes McConnell the joker, and he's going down too one of these days.

[bizstandardnews.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

It's funny for you and me, but this brainless christer thinks he is doing us a favor by telling us this shit.

@HippieChick58 Let me know if this is any good. [newschannelnebraska.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

She should sell orange mushrooms too. Hey, a buck is a buck.

They have lost their minds in the WH.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I call it a racist boondoggle, I call Kellyanne the love child of the cryptkeeper and a blonde scarecrow, and I call the "president" an orange-tinted twat canoe. You have to define your terms. 8-)

US shutdown: Four reasons why Trump blinked 3 hours ago [bbc.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

5. The moron who caused it was completely and utterly outplayed and out maneuvered by the speaker of the house.

These trump republican Fascists judicial appointees Are 20 percent more conservative than those ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Pick your crisis with this moron, there are so many to choose from. This judicial hijacking is a good one, I have to admit. 8-(

We can only hope!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I'm gonna hold you to it, you spineless, prissy, sycophantic shitbubble.

Needs more Mueller!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

An insult to all legitimate special needs individuals, but still funny.

Who gave Kushner clearance after he failed two background checks! And he's not the only one working ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Wish I could say I was surprised.

Checkmate Donald

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Earrings! She needs to make them into earrings! LOL 8-)

Roger Stone Arrested in Florida [cnn.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Roger that! Hahahahaha

Those people are the ones that Trump likes to refer to as his base.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Yeah, this baffles me too. Quite a puzzling outcome, nobody saw it coming. RME (This is sarcasm, don't get excited, ok?)

you mean It's not?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Too true,

I got a million of ‘em!

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Good ones,closeted.

which one will win?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Soon, you two comrades, soon.

Not in my house....,

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yeah he did. Heh.

If you think 45 does not keep busy making bad deals, you are wrong.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Amateur president stumbled again. Quelle surprise. Whatever occurs to him, his advisers are sycophants so he just does it.

Now we know the secret of Kellyanne Conway's success in the Trump White House Analysis by Chris ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

With zero integrity and a willingness to back stab, I understand her rise in this abysmal septic tank of an administration. She fits right in.

FBI... they are corrupt?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I just am running out of words...

Some left wing ones

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh my. ?

Tomorrow I defend our syringe exchange program in a public meeting.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The sword comes to those who can wield it. Use evidence, be persuasive. Good luck!

Dear Orange Jackass,

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I know, right? Sheeze.

Poll: Which psych definition fits our Predator-in-Chief the best?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The part about careful planning ruled out psychopath for me.

?. Does Jesus know about this?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Hard to swallow. heh

As in the people still supporting 45.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I am a sooo stealing that! ?

Southern smarts..

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Foghorn Leghorn vs. Dumbass Greenhorn. Fuck me.

If churches were taxed that should for the damn wall.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Just tax the churches and use the money for the general fund. Fuck the wall.

Trump's digital campaign and Russia's Internet Research Agency: a fully integrated operation.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Holy crap, if Mueller can prove even one tenth of this to be true, that is treason of the highest order.

Does Anyone Else See the Resemblance?

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Joffrey was cuter.

I´m 55 years old and I´ve been an athiest since I was 15.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

My dad is 94. He is casually racist, BUT learning to like and accept LGBTQ folks since one lives next door, and supports asylum seeking immigrants since that what his mom and dad were. And the only republican he EVER voted for was Ike - hates Trump with a passion. An old union man.

SENATOR SAYS 'ONE BAD EMAIL' COULD SHOW HOUSE GOP ALLEGEDLY WORKED TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE By Jason ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I bet they find at least one.

Saw on Facebook lines of laid off federal employees at a food bank .

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The sooner the better. Time for a general strike, IMO.

Why do you think p45 lies is so much?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It's pathological. He is unwell mentally.

One of the bright spots from my state of NC.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I love Rev. Barber. You're right, he's one of the guys we can be proud of here in North Kackalacky.

This method also applies to Trump.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That solution applies to a lot of the crap you hear these days.

Sarah is just another idiot with connections, “He didn’t give his life.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'll be happy to get rid of her nasty attitude and unending lies when the talking yam goes to prison.

Is this shut down reality just part of the Reality Show to destroy and bring down our government, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I still can't believe there are people who fervently follow that whole QAnon horseshit. It is so evidently untrue and absolutely ludicrous, yet these guys are willing to sacrifice long-standing friendships and close family ties to believe in an absurd fantasy. The capacity of the human mind to be manipulated with deliberate misinformation is amazing, and scary.

Does the way you accept criticism tell a great deal about you?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yes, it does. To set some context, not all criticism (of anyone, not just me) is necessarily valid, and you get criticism from people with varying degrees of competence at providing it. Some people are awful at giving criticism, others are just biased, or narrow minded, or have no standing to criticize anyone, or are just plain mean. Anyone on the receiving end of criticism has to consider whether it's valid, or if following it would actually be worse. Some people can never admit to being imperfect regardless of the validity of the criticism. So it's not an easy thing to measure. However if you dismiss all criticism, you are foolish, but no more so than if you take everything said to you to heart. Know your critics!

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Smart girl. Marginal tax rates are only complicated if you've never studied tax theory.

So, if Trump is ever sent to prison for presidential wrong doings, will he have a secret service ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

House arrest, but in Puerto Rico. Two agents to watch him, Valdez and Pacheco.

Good morning all! How about a little good Sunday morning funnies? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Good show. The funniest one was the office where you change your name being closed in the shutdown, and all the people with absurd names taking about it. Goofy, but viscerally funny.

Mark Meadows, Trump whisperer The conservative lawmaker talks to Trump more than the president ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Meadows is well known here in North Kackalacky as a reactionary dick. Misogynistic and bigoted, he is well suited to be the talking yam's muse.

So.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

My ex wife was just two years younger than me. I try to date within 10 years of my age. I had a tinder date recently with a woman 14 years younger, and it was pretty clear to me that it was a bad idea to take it any further. Single at 65, the dating pool around my age is a bit shallow. I never considered aging gracefully in the context of a relationship, but that's mostly because I never expected to last this long. Oh well.

Let's all have a good chuckle.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Those pricks. Cold blooded bigotry.

It's always at 3am

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Of course! *face pal*

He forgot about the northern border(s). [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Said the wolf, "tastes like chicken, specifically KFC original recipe."

Ignatz will help Trump build the wall.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Ooooh, that's a classic. Well played. 8-)

Pence says he is offended by the outrage of his wife's profession?

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I guess he really would'nt like it if we met, and I knocked his dick into the dirt. But it would be ok if I said "Let us pray" after. I think.. LOL

Correct Pawh..

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Oh fuck me with a cactus, this is sooo true.

Spending a few days with a new man is a microcosm of the future relationship

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Good instincts, LH. Not a good look for an attorney, retired or not. Better luck next time, hon. 8-)

Because Mexico is known to have so many Muslims.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

For someone who lies so much, you'd think he'd be better at it. Sheesh.