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I call it, The Santa Claus Paradox My kid believes in Santa, Elf on the Shelf, the Tooth Fairy, ...
zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:
I got busted with the same tooth fairy snafu as you did. It all came apart after that. Both my kids are healthy skeptics. I think my boy is an atheist. My daughter goes in for some Chi-based woo, but neither go to a church of any kind. My son goes to a Buddhist temple with his buddy sometimes "because they have the best food". 😊
If you’re one of the people who thinks Trump is an absolute demon who needs to dissapear, then ...
zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:
Who's the one that the senators stabbed to death? That's the one I'd like to see him emulate.
TRUMP'S FAVORITE PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON "My original convictions upon this subject have been ...
zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:
Our guy has a pretty big body count. Jackson's genocide directly killed about 15,500 native Americans and displaced about 50,000. He looks like Mother Teresa next to the 145,000 that the talking yam killed.
[youtu.be] Familiar much ?
zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:
Megalomaniacs all sound the same.
Texas Man Hit by Ricocheting Bullet After Shooting Armadillo Police say an East Texas man ...
zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:
Good job, Johnny.
Well said. [patreon.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:
Me too.
Jesus Christ. Just think .... about 30% of Americans believe this: [youtu.be]
zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:
There must be some mistake, this ad is filled with lies! What? That was on purpose? Oh, ok.
Many Red States Restoring Gun Rights for the Mentally Ill Despite the ever-rising number of gun...
zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:
Putting the "nuts" back into "gun nuts".
Does donald trump Want Maxwell To Keep Quiet?
zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:
You didn't think he was going to leave her hanging...oh, wait...
UPDATE: Good news.
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:
No jackbooted thugs, I take it. That's great!
Makes sense
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:
I can relate.
I think so
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:
Ya think?
AOC Nails it Again! [truthout.org]
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:
That gave me chills. From the heart, a righteous declaration that abusive language men use against women is wrong. I admire her as a person and congressional representative, but I admire her courage and outspoken full-throated defense of all women even more.
If you have sex while spooning, is it called 'forking'?
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:
It is if you do it all the tine.
I agree!!!!!!!
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:
Yeah, I gotta go with Rex Tillerson on this one.
I checked the Oxford Dictionary...
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:
You did the research. Hard to argue with it.
This guy is a fucking genius!
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
I knew Al would get the extra points! LOL
On why he wrote The Lord of the Flies about boys and not girls: "f you, as it were, scaled down ...
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
I really don't like deliberate mis-attributions. Thanks, Alt, the original quote is wonderful.
tRump's cognitive test, revised.
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
Extra points if you resign first. Triple points.
Time Person of the Year?
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
Can we vote? I'm with Doctor F!
Sure he has a plan. 🙄
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
Ooo, ooo, I wanna see the plan for me, too! LOL
"Constitution?
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
Where's Ted Nugent talking about how the president is wiping his ass with the constitution? Anybody?
Yeah, pretty much where I've gotten to.
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
What about a taco? Is there a taco down there?
The federal officers are in Portland under the authority of the Secretary of Homeland Defense per 40...
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
Wow, whoever thought this administration would break the law? Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny too. JFC
Stable genius......
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:
We are sooooo fucking screwed.
When your not actually talking to a human anymore.😏
zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2020:
That's hilarious!
Well the god thing definitely doesn’t work. [kmov.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2020:
Sure he does, but he does it in mysterious ways you know. Also, he likes to test your faith, he's sneaky like that. I do feel sorry for the good sisters, though. They lived their beliefs, regardless of how silly or false they were..
Trump associates with so many "NICE PEOPLE." [esquire.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2020:
This is just about the NY and Philly mobs. When you start including the Russian mob, things get even filthier. He's a criminal, always has been, don't look for anything different. If he spills any of the beans, even if forced by subpoena on his tax returns and financials, I would expect he'd get whacked before he could talk. JFK got whacked for screwing up the Cuban invasion. Our guy could eat lead for screwing up Putin's money laundering.
She's got the goods on him
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2020:
She was supposed to visit her buddy Jeff in prison, but she left him hanging.
I did not know where to put this but it, especially the ending is so funny. [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:
I had no idea this was a thing! I'm gonna watch some others. What a good doggie!
Lots of things
zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:
A popular one these days is "Black lives matter." Goes straight to the racism.
Feds Stay Clear... The Moms are here... This was posted on another group here: q:517284
zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:
What's next? Make apple pie illegal?
Nothing more to say....
zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:
Looking at this picture, you have to wonder, is that his *real* head?
I'm all for social distancing - maybe for a wrong reason...😂
zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:
As Harry Dresden once said: "If you have a problem, you have a problem. If you have two problems, sometimes one of them is a solution in disguise." LOL
Wish in one hand...
zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:
I feel like a nail, and this guy just hit me on the head. He (I guess it's a he) ain't wrong.
Go on, laugh. Water you waiting for?
zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:
Looks like this one's blowing up in your face.
Quote: We won two world wars, two beautiful world wars! If these are not the words of a madman What ...
zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:
Somwhere on the scale between licking the window and sticking his johnson into a light socket stupid, that's our guy.
Difference of opinion
zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:
Aww, that's sweet. Who's a good doggie?
Mask or no mask?...
zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:
Take over the state capitol. Yeah, go on. Jeezus.
Oregon Sues!: [dailykos.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:
Good, this goes to Barr. *He'll* make sure that this nonsense stops and....oh, wait.
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend...
zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:
I miss him.
rump's favorite restaurant .... [agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:
Perfect, since this administration is plagued with, um, leaks.
I propose this conspiracy.
zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:
I'd call it a working theory, not a conspiracy theory at all. I think Putin's involvement is a given, not even open to question, ever since our moron president wiped his borscht-smelling semen off of his chin in Helsinki. Putin is similar to our talking yam in that everything he does is for himself. If it profits Putin, it happens. Certainly I can't explain putting incompetent loyalists in key positions throughout the Federal bureaucracy any other way. Will he pull the trigger? You could learn a little Russian and ask him. Watch out for radioactive poison in your coffee though. Or DHS goons in unmarked cars.
An idea for your consideration.
zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:
If it can somehow benefit Putin, it will happen. If not, I doubt Pence has anything close to the balls necessary to pull something like that off on his own. IMO, or course.
How could he win?
zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:
Ignorant, no self-discipline, no shame, shitty diet. Yeah it all checks.
Trump: No national mask mandate. Is there just one voice in the WH?
zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:
Oooo. I wanna be Merlin!
Who's with me on this???
zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:
Now that you mention it...
Does anyone here believe in 'Bigfoot"?
zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:
I like Jim Butcher's series of novellas featuring Sasquatch. As believable as any of the other stories you hear. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25807691-working-for-bigfoot
Such a Consistent Pig! [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:
Imagine having the misfortune of being morally normal and being born into that snake nest of a family. I feel for her, I do.
YouTube
zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:
Great ad!
Ms. Maxwell, Hiding in a Corner, with No Plum Pie! [washingtonpost.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:
She is, by all accounts, a disgusting human being. I hope she goes up the river.
Well, whaddaya know, somehow I got to Level 8 yesterday! So hats off to all in this group who ...
zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2020:
Congratulations, DB. I made 8 about a year ago, and now am about half way to 9. Persistence counts! 😊
How dumb can they be?
zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2020:
How dumb? Oh, just wait.
Even agnostics have a belief system.
zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:
Belief implies agreement without evidence. Science and facts, it seems obvious to note, are exactly the opposite. Belief ignores evidence. Science does not. It's a question of which approach you use to view reality. Belief without evidence? Or evidence regardless of belief? Can you spot the difference? 😊
LOLOLOL!!!! Another Lincoln Project.
zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:
Har har! Good description of his lame ass from one who knows from the inside.
Oklahoma's republican governor leads by example, May god have mercy on his soul, because I won't.
zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:
Dumbass. Die gasping for air, you sorry son of a bitch.
Carol, a blonde city girl, married a Cornish dairy farmer.
zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:
Hurry up, the cow is waiting! LOL
WHOOPIE, I hope.
zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:
I think Nixon bottomed out at 32%.
Parson: Trump 'focused' on situation with St. Louis couple - AOL News
zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:
When all you do all day everyday, when you aren't golfing at one of your own properties at public expense, is watch tv, eat shitty fast food and tweet, it's a welcome change of pace to stick your short fat dick into cases where you have no business interfering, especially if you can be a bigoted racist motherfucker in the process. I didn't mention a name. Can anyone guess to whom I refer? Anybody? JFC
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what kills you - apparently.
zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:
This guy talks like Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid. Cute article.
U.S.S. Trumpshit, and its Band of Rats: [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:
It's a trap!
She totally had me fooled!
zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:
That explains what happened to me the other night. If only I knew this beforehand. TBH, though, it wasn't that bad. And the scratches are healing up pretty well.
We don't wear masks in America.. Short video... [twitter.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:
What a cutie pie! A true merkan, bare faced, overweight, rude, and ignorant as hell.
Not holding my breath but if this comes to fruition, it will be a very good day.
zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:
The talking yam has done what I didn't think anyone could do, least of all a republican president. He's made me a states' rights advocate. Fry those bastards, Governor C!
Trump's bizarre COVID-19 claim: 'Biden and Obama stopped their testing'
zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:
Lordy what a fucking imbecile.
Talk amongst yourself.
zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:
Some of the best meetings I ever had were with just myself. No disagreements, no arguments, plenty of unbridled support. I recommend them.
"Survival of the Morally Sickest" [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:
Bullies detest anyone who dares to stand up to them.
[facebook.com] The most racist thing I've ever seen from the alt right...
zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:
Holy shit! I didn't vet this, is this for fucking real?
Donald Trump Jr’s new anti-Biden book misplaces apostrophe in title | Books | The Guardian
zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:
Self-publishing = no editor And wow, it shows up on the title page. So yeah, the rest of it must be just dandy, yeah? LOLOLOL
He thinks he's good at debates...
zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:
Bark-like sounds emitted with the aroma of stale whoppers and rancid fried chicken oil. That's always been the debate strategy, if that's what you want to call it.
I wish he would come to America. [youtu.be]
zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:
I hope he makes a pound or two doing this.
Someone who i thought was a 'friend' sent me this on facebook .
zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:
Holy shit! That is just pure propaganda! Crude, but I bet they wanted it to be crude for their audience profile. Phil, is this guy still your 'friend'?
a few for today
zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:
That's true about old Mitt. He's still an asswipe - the party just moved out from under him from asswipery to mass murder.
I swear Trump would eat his own young if he could get some Big Mac Sauce on the side.
zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:
I saw this article. I was wondering which reaction emoji to use on this post. This is very sad, in one sense, that this guy can't tell the difference between who is with him and who isn't from minute to minute. I went with the angry reaction emoji, because while it's sad, this dimwit is the fucking president. *sigh* Eventually, he will think that *everybody* is out to get him. That's how progressive paranoia works. Fuck us all.
Poetic Justice, depending upon the will of the people ...[agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:
I'd be down for that!
Every watch the Munsters? Remember Mariliyn, the one normal niece? That's Mary Trump.
zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:
The Munsters were eccentric, but they weren't dysfunctional. Hell, Herman was delightfully liberal, almost a socialist. The family dynamic was 60's sitcom stuff. But I take your point.
Lower cognitive ability linked to non-compliance with social distancing guidelines during the ...
zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:
So, morons gonna moron?
Too bad gods don't exist, so we can't blame them.
zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:
This is what happens when you overcook pasta. Unrelated joke: My girlfriend bet me $100 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta. I'll be here all week. Tip your servers. Try the veal.
Always be more than you appear, and never appear to be more than you are... - Angela Merkel
zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:
You want people to underestimate you. That can be a LOT of fun. 🤣
Damn! They have us pegged!
zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:
That looks more like a recruiting poster to me.
Will we ever know why Trump betrayed his responsibility to deal with Covid?
zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:
Number 4, just that simple.
This came in the mail today.
zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:
His dumbass bigoted base will slurp this up.
Never ask a creationist about science. Lol at "lady chemicals".
zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:
And we thought we'd had this thing licked.
Karma is a bitch! [heavy.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:
At least he doesn't have to go to work anymore, poor guy.
Elect a Sociopath, Find Where the Rest of Them Live: [dailykos.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
That toad-like criminal is going to go up the river in the big river boat.
Second group of the day
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
Good job, buddy!
I guess god isn't really on his side after all. [wmur.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
Better warn Alabama. LOL
Just a few for today.
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
Outstanding collection, G-man!
Satanists: We’ll Sue if Mississippi Puts “In God We Trust” on Its New Flag | Hemant Mehta | ...
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
Somebody's got to keep these shitheels honest.
There's a Price for Hooking up with the Orange Peel: [alternet.org]
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
You lay down with a sexual predator, you get up with a case of the clap. It's an itch the repubs just won't quite be able to scratch. From now on. Forever.
Bill Barr says it is unfortunate that the SCOTUS did not listen to "our" recommendations in their ...
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
Not really surprising. Criminals rarely appreciate justice.
A profound finding
zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:
Plain old x is underdetermined, even after all those centuries.
A brand new word!
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
Now wait just one goldarn minute here, what's wrong with drinking gin for breakfast?
Another crushing blow to Trump.
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
The key item here is that even the two dissenting votes on the third party subpoena case agreed that the "absolute immunity" argument was a crock of shit.
I didn't know about the Russian bounties!
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
No, no, see if he figures it out on his own.
So embarrassing and unfortunate...
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
Hey, klansmen can be gay too, ya know. I think it looks fabulous. *I'm kidding*
The mystery deepens!
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
At least we aren't socialists, right? Right!? *rolling my eyes*
Might work
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
Ooo, being the temperature taker would be a shitty job.
It's only fair... or is it?
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
I win that contest every time. LOL
And, he would be married to a stripper
zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:
I doubt he'd have made it that far. He strikes me as Darwin prize material, dead from his own stupidity before he had a chance to reproduce. We all would have been better off if that was the case. Instead, look at the mess we're in.

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