The only two with a collar

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Rut roh!

(CNN) - THE MANAGER OF THIS HOTEL COMPLAINED ABOUT THE TOTAL LACK OF CUSTOMERS, DESPITE BEING ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

He should change the name to something more relatable. Like the "Explosive Diarrhea Inn" or something.

Typical Scumbagery: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

What kind of maniac you ask? Why, the BEST of course! That's our guy, part ignorant tool, part vicious narcissist, part willing dupe, the PERFECT maniac!

The King! [twitter.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Great visual, very fitting. Just like a virus, he can infect you, but isn't actually alive. LOL

This came across in my FB. My response to this was "Oh pulllleeszeee"..

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

He's thinking about that time he raw dogged a porn star.

I was so disgusted watching this 'stable genius' ignoring reporters and walking off when he didn't ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Yup, that's our guy all right.

Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Sequence is always important. I make lists of the steps to take and execute the items in order.

Fox invited the wrong one. [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Give that guy a free pizza or something!!

Louisiana Pastor Arrested for Holding Services with Over 1,100 Attendees Rev.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Once all these nitwits are gathered in this church, federal marshals should bar the doors and let them all pass around the virus amongst themselves while praying and swapping conspiracy theories. Idiots.

Right wingers would eat their own young if they thought they didn't properly cower to, admire, ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I still think this kind of shit stirring is being orchestrated by a foreign actor, most likely Russia but I have no idea. It also sounds like Nazi stuff too, propaganda is in their playbook for sure. And it doesn't take much to get the sheep to bleat, unfortunately. All the best to Dr. F, and to the people who are harassing him, I hope they all get herpes.

This site on how homeopathy works is amazing [howdoeshomeopathywork.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

As succinct and accurate an explanation as you will find anywhere.

Now I know!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Who's a good boy!!

Coronavirus deniers take aim at hospitals as pandemic grows

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Oh for fuck's sake.

The guy is a train wreck from start to finish but still they cheer for him, the Great Savior.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Yeah, I can picture that.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

True, but you have to have a fully developed sense of self-esteem first.

Another WTF moment

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That would mean the Manchurian cantaloupe would need to do some work, so....

When endless coups don't work, indict and offer millions in reward monies.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't tried assassination yet.

I want to adopt two cats and name both of them Normal.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Nope. Nope.

Did you ever have the urge to pee in a public place?

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Always. Why is that?

[instagram.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Funny...Not funny..

One hundred to two hundred and 40 thousand

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Let's talk about Benghazi again. Asswipe.

Trump goes full racist on black reporter

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

You mean he's a .... racist! Noooo! (clutches pearls)

He's giving his buddies another pass to rape the world.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Well, a puppet does whatever the guy pulling the strings wants him to do. In this case, the guy is an oil pig.

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I buy that.

Just in case someone can shoot the virus! 😳 Trump administration rules gun shops 'essential' ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Of course. Vape shops are open too, though our orange ass-napkin didn't have anything to do with that. I don't think he did at least.

A little dated 😁.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I'm old enough to get it. Hah!

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I can honestly say I've never had that dilemma. However, would you lie in this situation? So, do you believe me? Heh.

Today's the day! :P

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

You got me, JC! LOL

"I'ts Time to Seize Trump Tower!" [palmerreport.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

He acts like a criminal, you have to treat him like a criminal. Good idea.

Something you don't know

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

With luck, he winds up in jail for 20 years like Joe Exotic.

I wonder if she was masturbating? [newyorker.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

He's closer to DC than Trudeau is, so she's hedging her bets.

Fear not! Why do I find this so comforting?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

No virus can get pasta the FSM.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." - H.L. Mencken

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Well, I guess it depends on what it is you are doing to save humanity.

Who needs clothes?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I bet he only does it when he wants to feel...special. I, um, read that in People magazine. Heh.

Ratings slut. They need to pull the plug on him

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

People will watch a dog licking his balls too.

Trump only concerned with tv ratings

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

This right here should disqualify him from the presidency. But I thought the same thing when he mocked the reporter with the disability. His day is coming. I stand by my prediction that we will one day see him hanging from his heels like a badly coiffed Mussolini.

I still I remember the feeling after the exams!...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I remember taking exams where it felt like being in church. Everybody was looking at the questions and muttering "Jesus Christ!"

I can't believe that Trump addressed the nation today and took the time to tell us that his ratings ...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

This is going to be like 2 or 3 dreadful years rolled into one.

George is at it again: From Kellyanne Conway’s husband, George Conway: "For Trump supporters, ...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I love these guys, good job, keep it up!

something to share with the less educated.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Yeah, you're right.

Discussion topics for lock down time.....

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Nice!

And the foreseen contagion just started: [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I foresee some litigation in this ass-banana's future.

Now we know where the supplies went, I wondered why Trump was accusing others, that usually shows ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Shit, this is all starting to make some sense. That motherfucker.

Of course! Now that everyone is focused on the virus! DOJ turns over full Mueller report to judge ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

That's a hopeful piece of news.

It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. - René Descartes

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barkeep gives him a beer ands says "Monsieur Descartes, would you like another?" The old philosopher replies "I think not." And disappears without a trace.

Breathtaking negligence

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Yeah, that about covers it. All this plus blaming other people, mostly democrats and the previous administration.

A Silent Spring Is Saying Something The eerie inhumanity of Donald Trump.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Great article!

Yeah lucky

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I'm just relieved that all my kids are grown and gone. Even as adults, they can get on your nerves after a while, especially my boy, but my daughter too in her own way. As for me alone at home, I've been reading and watching streaming TV. Cooking more too.

True asshole

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Someone would have to write them down for him, and he'd lose his place midway through and fuck it up by insulting Pelosi or the media again.

When you knit your own face mask....

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

That is SO cool!

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others . - Robert Louis Stevenson

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I don't know if you can share courage without conveying the underlying fear.

Trump Now Bragging About TV Ratings for Coronavirus Briefings President Trump took to Twitter ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Nothing new here. Our game show president has always been about publicity and ratings. That's what his numb nutted supporters voted for, that and sheer bigotry.

"Science must begin with myths, and with the criticism of myths." - Karl Popper

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

This is incidental to science. Science ignores myths.

“Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.” Albert Camus

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Camus has it right, the search for truth is deliberate and methodical. Pursuing a desire is emotional.

“Sometimes the prize is not worth the costs.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Good quote, plus I am a big fan of Brandon Sanderson, a talented fantasy writer.

If you want to keep something concealed from your enemy, do not disclose it to your friend.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I dunno about this one. Why else have friends?

Donald Trump Just Accused Healthcare Workers Stealing And Selling Face Masks

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

His first response is to accuse people of something he'd do himself given the opportunity. Sort of a prospective projection response, related to normal projection but with a conditional temporal factor.

Which side?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Honest mistake. It's kind of like a game of chicken. LOL

Biggest Asshole by Far!!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Wait til you're in federal prison, let's talk about the size of your asshole then.

Trump Boasts of Coronavirus TV Ratings as Fauci Warns: 200,000 People Could Die in U.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Nothin', I got nothin'. Sheeezus marie...

Fear not America, you are not alone in the world, Brazil also has an imbecile in denial as president...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

This is the guy who cheered when the rain forest was on fire since more land could be reclaimed for growing trees to produce palm oil, and no doubt kick back to him. He's almost as big a jerk off as our half-witted fuck head, but in Portuguese.

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Before Brexit actually happened, this was Trump's advice to Teresa May, then the PM. Sue them to get out of your deal. He was publicly upset when she didn't do that.

He's at it again.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Signing statements are nothing new. W used them extensively to help Cheyney funnel billions into Halliburton. Obama used them too, though not to the same extent as W. But neither one used a signing statement to deny inspector general authority as mandated in the law. Of course, neither one was an out and out thief either, so there is that.

just no cure for stupid.......and it votes

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

What would be funnier is if we could talk about them in the past tense.

to cheer you up, a pictur eof trump in a coffin. Now don't you feel better already?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Ever notice he has a "mangina" on his lower neck?

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law ...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Yeah, that checks.

This is the Just for Laughs group, so I don't want any crap about religious references, OK?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I knew it! I KNEW nuns shit in a litter box!

Worker threw exception | [www.rawstory.com] | Cloudflare

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Hey, back off on Jared, without him, that Middle East peace plan would never...what? ...wait, never mind.

Have I mentioned recently how disgusting this man is? [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

You can't say it enough. Just awful, a mafia move.

Criminals be criminals. [reddit.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I am in danger of wearing out the angry emoji.

Pparently there is anew pgm on netflix that is providing America's youth with inspirarion .

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Hah! I'm watchin' it, I admit. I'm 3 shows in.

So Trump wants his horrid signature on all financial aid checks sent by the government to Americans ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Lower than whale shit in the Mariana Trench.

What would Jesus do?

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Now there is a jeeeebus I can get behind!

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Tough gig.

The corona virus roller coaster.....

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Always bring your dugout, be prepared! LOL

Been Cooped up to long.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Ooooo, that's desperate.

trump's approach to the pandemic....

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

That boy, I say that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. LOL

Good point

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Be careful if there are cheetos around, those things can run *fast*. LOL

New in the fight

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

They can retrofit the planes those idiots were using to spray towns with holy water.

We are not satisfied to be right, unless we can prove others to be quite wrong - William Hazlitt -

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Common, but not universally true. Personally, I've given up trying to prove I'm right - it rarely works and it wastes energy. But this is true quite a bit of the time though.

There are so many this morning. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

People who need the money won't care if it's Jack the fucking Ripper's signature. But sure.

[facebook.com] A little something from Thailand. I don't know either

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Thinking back on it, I think I dated her via tinder. Light eater, cheap date. I got white shit on my shirt though. LOL

“Every government has as much of a duty to avoid war as a ship’s captain has to avoid a ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Doesn't really work that way, does it? *sigh*

Where are the great plays now?

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Any Booth's still alive?

Trump now attempting to strong arm the media . [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Nothing new about this, he tries this shit with everybody. Criminals are criminals for a reason, they are lazy and don't know how to use logical persuasion, because there are no screening tests you need to pass to become a criminal. Just thug your way through anything.

Yes, it's a groaner. I don't care! 😂

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

People criticize clever puns so easily. Hey, can you do better? LOL

New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Is Not Contagious ... [newyorker.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Maybe we should use the technique the pointy haired boss in Dilbert is using to educate the moron he hired - make him watch a lot of TED talks. It seems to be working in the world of the comics.

Another one bites the dust.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Maybe Alex Jones or Glenn Beck has a spot for her.

UK’s Brexit Government Now Claims It Didn’t See EU Ventilator E-Mail After initially ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Lame excuses do not recognize national boundaries.

Please, don't mince words! [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

"It spreads faster than a hooker's legs.." That is pure gold. LOL

Someone needs to reassure Sean Hannity ...[thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

The last paragraph contains the key reason. "Secondly, despite the protestations of on-air talent like Maddow, Joe Scarborough and others, MSNBC and CNN have continued to air the press conferences nearly in their entirety on a daily basis, likely because they continue to generate impressive ratings."

Makeup artistry at it's finest!

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Impressive!

Seattle NPR Station Says It Will No Longer Carry Donald Trump’s Coronavirus Briefings Live Because...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

NPR can do this because it doesn't chase ratings or market share to make a buck. Traditional news services that are reliant on ratings and ad revenue would all need to agree to do this at one time so none of them gets an advantage on the others. I don't see it happening, but I wish it would.

An open letter to Barack Obama and George :::shudder::: Bush ... [thebulwark.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Trump's reaction would be explosive, he would NEVER let either of these guys do anything that could be perceived as doing something better than he can. Don't get me wrong, it's a great idea in theory, and with a sane president this might work. But he's nuts. You can't ignore that fact. I'd love to see somebody try something, and this might work, but it has huge workability problems given the literal insanity of the oval office right now.

And another. Isn't this treasonous? [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Somehow, I can't see how this is faithfully executing the laws of the US, or protecting the constitution, which he took an oath to do. Expect him to honor what he swears to?

Joe Rogan: Joe Biden ‘Can Barely Remember What He’s Talking About,’ Donald Trump Would ‘Eat ...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

First, Trump will NEVER debate him. Second, Trump is running against himself, and that is a losing proposition no matter who his opponent is. Third, there won't be enough time for a senate-assisted character assassination like they did with Hillary in the house last time around. Lastly, you may want a better candidate, but Joe can turn out the vote. I wanted Harris. After that I wanted Warren. You do the best you can with what you have to work with. I'm with Joe.

Figures, Trumpers! FBI learned of coronavirus-inspired bomb plotter through radicalized US Army ...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Do it right, make fucking SURE you read him his rights.

Something we should all remember in these times of crises.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Print this out, put it on a dartboard. Very therapeutic.

Evangelicals and their toxic influence on life in the country: [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

These guys make me wish the rapture was a real thing so we could get rid of all their hypocritical scientifically illiterate asses.

Crazed Pastor at W.H.! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I blame THIS guy on the lax laws related to incest, or possibly bestiality. Breathe through your nose, you disgusting ass-cabbage.