Sen.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Jurassic Park called. They want their dinosaur back.

I've heard it's the motto of old What's His Face.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

It's a double whammy for us, we got a guy who is both powerful AND stupid.

7 bombshells from trumps talks with foreign leaders

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well what did everybody expect? You give a moron a firehose attached to a septic tank pump truck and that experiment only ends one way.

Trump retweets video of white St Louis couple pointing guns at protesters | US news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

I can almost hear Kayleigh McEnany now "The president didn't know that those were guns."

“Man’s inhumanity to man, makes countless thousands weep”..............Robert Burns.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

At least among those who survive.

[theguardian.com] Probably not only Europe

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well shit, we went through this once already with Dubya in the recent past, but this is an order of magnitude worse that that. Dig deep guys, it's gonna take guts and effort to dig out of this hole.

Proud to be American

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Damn straight! LOL

Defending 'Murica

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

The NRA Power Couple of the Month.

Journalist Bernstein reports Trump's own high ranking advisers were alarmed at Trump's conduct of ...

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

It does feel like it's hopeless sometimes, I know that. It sounds trite, but we can't give up. Things will never get better if we all *stop trying and give up*. Shoulder to the wheel, Mike, nothing worthwhile is easy.

Iran issues arrest warrant for Donald Trump over Qassem Suleimani killing | Iran | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

They don't care if he remains the president or if he loses, they will be after him. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his fucking life.

I had hoped Roberts would be on the right side of this decision. So far, so good. [al.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Roberts is turning into our ace in the hole on the SCOTUS. He's a conservative all right, let's not forget that, but he is a conservative with integrity. That was more common at one point than it is now. I can remember those days, conservatives with integrity, Russia was an enemy, the POTUS wasn't a traitor. Good times.

TREASON BY TRUMP: Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or ...

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Good luck with that one. I agree he is guilty of treason, and not just because of this latest travesty, but his only justice will come at the hands of a mob. The system is too aligned with the monied. Sadly.

We keep saying this, but how much lower can he go?

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Wait, I hear something. *crickets* Never mind.

"I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Vonnegut famously survived the complete destruction of Dresden, Germany by allied bombers in WWII while a POW housed in an underground abattoir. When he finally emerged and saw the utter destruction he heard a bird singing. Not a good day or a bad day for the bird, just a day. Good quote from one of my favorite authors.

I don't know what to say...

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Shit, I was eatin' supper dude!

"To love.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

It's a good quote, but I'd like it better if I had some context, or at least a direct object.

New confidence

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Now he can stop lion about it. Heh.

Really is there

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

The next day that I see like this will be the first day that I see like this.

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.

"Think of yourself as dead.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

I've reinvented myself more than once. This is just another way of looking at it.

No thats not me

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Nope, give up. Keep whatever dignity you still have.

Under Russian Control

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

He ain't wrong.

You can tell a person's character by the company they keep.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.

Down in the Valley, they call them like the see them

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Bueno!

Him to a T

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Not to me it doesn't, you jerkwad.

Living the Life...of a Cowardly Manipulator: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

A British acquaintance taught be the word "bellend". I'll go with that one here, he's a hypocritical bullyboy bellend.

Need Dating Advice Maybe you ladies can give me some advice.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Don't get roped into anything, Johnny. Those cowgirls can put your back out of joint.

Anybody for Roast Pork Belly?

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'd be up for putting him on a spit and slowly roasting over and open pit hickory wood fire. I wouldn't eat any of it, but I'd watch the pig pickin' part.

Think I will pass

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'll have to give these a shot in my next jambalaya. I wonder if there's a local store that carries them?

Definitely me

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Feed that bastard bratwurst and dark beer, he'll shut up then.

Exclusive zone ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Disobedience will result in your croaking.

The Pro-Life Trump Evangelicals are on track to MURDER more than a quarter million real breathing ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

And just to make sure, let's yank all of their Obamacare insurance.

If you had gorilla dust cloud On your bingo card for July, you’re a little early but probably ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

This isn't a new phenomenon, but somehow I think 2020 will turn this into another disastrous shitshow.

“All thinking men are atheists.” - Ernest Hemingway

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

I get what he's saying, though I doubt it is objectively true. Sadly.

Working pretty hard just to avoid wearing a mask

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

They used to claim Hillary played the "woman card". Now we have these gaslighting lunatics playing the "moron card". Life imitates the asylum.

How tragically sad.

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Logic is not a really strong suit amongst the MAGA mob.

Donnie portrait made from pig entrails

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

This portrait has more guts than he does, that's for sure. *ducks*

Proof Biden is gaining grassroots support: Trump predicts Joe Biden victory during Fox News ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

At some point, he is going to chalk this one up to being sarcastic.

Too many Karens 😂 🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Loudmouth nitwits - funny but dangerous at the same time. Cut public school funding and allow home schooling and charter schools that are religion based, give it 20 years or so, this is what you get. Home-grown uniquely murkin bullshit.

Yikes cannot unsee that

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube. It sorta works, but look at what you got left over.

They should

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Great idea.

Our murderer in chief in action.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

That is crimes-against-humanity bad.

Another groaner

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

Ooooooo.

Reality does suck ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

A Stark contrast, for sure. LOL

These are the expressions of found out bullshitting, corrupt and lawless officials who have no ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

The senate republicans are the enablers here. Without their rubber stamp, that disgusting piece of tainted meat with eyes would be a civilian, and probably in prison. Without their rubber stamp, Jabba would never have been confirmed as AG. They will all die in a cell.

Let's talk about Trump, flags, and fire.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I've watched several of his videos. Very sincere, earnest, well-spoken, and intelligent.

Mysterious or kinky?

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

He likes to watch!

“Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself.” ---- Jean-Paul Sartre

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

The pour soi.

Didn't need to camp out after all ....

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Yeah, they did. Lordy what maroons!

YouTube

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I love it!

I put tape over the gas gauge on my wife's car. Now we'll never have to fill up!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I'd give it a try, but I'd have to up my self-delusion game a lot.

Full Stadium!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Look at all that full! People are saying they never saw full like that before. It's the most full, probably, ever! LOL

He is my hero, drinking water with one hand!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

When all you do is shit your pants, not shitting your pants one time is a big deal.

Ravings of an Unstable “Leader.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Our violent delusional POTUS. I still can't wrap my head around how we elected this barking, raving, homocidal maniac. He needs to be in a rubber room.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING HARI SELDON!!!!!!!!!!!! The Mule?

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I LOVED that series, and I even liked the one he wrote in the 1980's as a followup! Wow, this is about time!!!

Trump Will Be Going Lower! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

When all you know is coarse vulgarity and blatant unabashed bigotry, and that doesn't work anymore, all you have left is even coarser vulgarity and even more blatant and proudly defiant bigotry. Like that's gonna work. Even his fanbois were yawning. There is no longer any there there. No alternatives, no plan B, no clothes.

Last we saw of fido

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Hey Jiba, take it ALL! LOL

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Comparison is the thief of joy. Someone said it, not me, I don't know who, but I think it's true.

MeidasTouch Because Truth is Golden I just discovered this group on Youtube.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yes, yes, yes!! Keep kicking! Aim for the nutsack!

Always obey the signage ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

What, you thing the kids don't do that? LOL

Amazingly nobody was injured!

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Close call, for sure!

"Hey Donald.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yes! Keep kicking the bastard!

That explains it

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

It also helps when your ball-licking staff lies to you so you don't get mad. That makes a BIG difference.

Vladimir Putin Photo Albums Collectibles This is for those of you who've been complaining that...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Some kids in his class laughed at this picture. They mysteriously disappeared.

Missed it

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yeah, but Miku Z. Hitches was real, right? LOLOL

TrumpRallyFail WomenScareTrump trend after new anti-Trump ads go viral

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Those are fantastic! LOLOLOL

Just Ebullient!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yeah, he's just bouncing down the steps, giggling all the way. LOLOLOL

Bill Barrf strikes again! The administration is trying to get rid of prosecutor Berman in the ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

This won't make his legal problems go away. All the evidence is still there, and this move just makes him look desperate and, more importantly, guiltier than sin.

They got it right

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Joe's still got a lot of oomph left in his ass-kickin' leg. LOL

Warning: Know Your Ticks!

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Blood sucking parasites, all of them.

CNN offering up some delicious schadenfreude this morning.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Reaping the whirlwind. Science doesn't give a shit, it's true whether you believe in it or not! LOL And Gen Z came through by trolling out with all those requests for tickets that they didn't use. I salute the youngsters, this gives me a LOT of hope.

Just like a junkie having a fix after 3 months of cold turkey?

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Some people are still stupid enough to show up for this kind of lame, tired crap, but more and more people just ain't buying the same old shit he's been selling. Even his base has seen it all, they want something new. He just can't come up with anything else except more of the same old same old. I LOVE it!

I'm not sure if this will work for others but it did for me.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Watch yourself, Julie, I applaud your effort here but I would hate to see you pay a penalty for it. Very brave of you, and I hope you get away with it with no repercussions.

Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than millennials" he said. Hahahahaaaaa

LOST IN TRANSLATION I have just watched a clip of a representative of the Spanish tourist ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Denial is very powerful and insidious. It's killing us. Maybe this isn't a good topic "Just for Laughs"?

“In 1866, one year after the 13 Amendment was ratified (the amendment that ended slavery), ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

We are good at this kind of shit here in the USA. I guess it's not that much of a surprise that most white folks never really caught on that this was happening all along. Up until now, it was never even a point of awareness for the white majority. Finally, it looks like that is turning around, at least from an awareness standpoint. Behaviors have to change, though, or what good is awareness? I hope they do , lordy I hope they do, but the history gives no real reason for optimism. The mindset that nurtured and encouraged systemic racism is still painfully there, institutionalized and codified by law. This is the struggle, and everyone has to do so much fucking better. None of us are free if even one of us is in chains.

Just saw a news bite that said 6 ClustertRump staff members tested positive for COVID-19.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Hundreds of thousands of teens and millennials reserved tickets online using fake email addresses and names, fully intending not to show up, and the morons running the event bragged about how many people wanted tickets. Genius in the stable says what?

Waiting to happen. 😂

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Poseurs, all of them.

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Simplistic, but a classic quote. I don't think Mencken meant for this to be taken as objectively true, but rather as a comment on the tendency of people to look for the simplest answer as a reflex. Occam's Razor may well be inclined to respectfully disagree on principle, if not on substance.

Trump was invited by Tulsa's Republican mayor to tour Greenwood.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Like he would agree to go. Still, they were ready for the fucking racist bigoted imbecilic jerkoff.

Apparently the donald got a bit 'testy' tonight? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Completely oblivious to the fact he has just admitted to killing tens of thousands of American citizens. It just doesn't register for him. The spin doctors are saying he was "obviously joking". Even if true, that's a very fucking unfunny joke, yeah? What am I missing? Anybody? JFC

Eric Trump Comes Under Fire After Apparently Referring To Black Lives Matter Protesters As ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Eric is the one with obvious developmental disabilities, right? The dumb-looking one? He also likes to shoot big game, which is notably characteristic of men with small dicks. I think his brother shares that affliction. What a charming family. Like the Brady bunch, except they are vile and disgusting rather than being cute and funny.

She has a point!

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

So it's God's will? That's a relief, I thought it was all that wine.

What happens when fact becomes stranger than fiction?

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Works for me, AC.

Nonchalance is the art of looking like an owl when you acted like an ass. (Unknown to me)

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Not to brag, but I'm pretty good at this.

Report: Crowd Camping Out For Trump Rally Include Many Over 65, As Coronavirus Fears Increase

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Someone said we have gotten to the Jonestown phase of the orange man's cult, but with a virus instead of Kool aid.

Only in fantasy: I wish a few people from the Left would go under cover as MAGA fools and start ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Nah. I wouldn't want to stoop to that level, but it would be fun to see.

✌🏻🦇✌🏻🦇✌🏻🦇

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

You heard her, Adolf, get out.

Oops she didnt

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Tres embarrassing!

Trump Says He Has No Intention of Having Bolton’s Book Read Aloud to Him | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Hah! That'll show em!

Don't Need a Mask!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

And the Depends catches a lot of that. Not enough, but OK.

I was reluctant to post this because it's mean to shame people but I made an exception for this ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Not a tramp stamp, a trump stump!

Somebody please.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

The young lad wasn't invited to Gaetz' swearing in ceremony either. Because who invites their adult son to a swearing in ceremony? It's possible the younger Gaetz takes after dad, and was serving time in some lockup on a DUI, waiting for pops to bail him out, though I doubt that.

fascinating insight into the cultish followers .

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Just like religion, it's all fantasy and doesn't make any fucking objective sense.

Little freeloader!

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

What was that Dangerfield joke? "When I was born, the doctor looked at me and slapped my mother!"

New contract for tulsa

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Funny, but sad, all at the same time.

Best Amazon review ever.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Negative reviews can be fun if they are creative enough. LOL

Love it lol

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Include an autographed picture, with the dedication reading "To my favorite (previously) unindicted co-conspirator, with love, your much better predecessor, Barry".

Why doesn't stuff like this make headlines?

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

When you make it a goal to eliminate oversight and fire every competent inspector general you can find, this is the type of shit that you get. "I'll be the oversight", said that disgusting tainted piece of meat with eyes. Well all right then, this is your baby, you unmitigated corrupt halfwit.

Mommys toy story

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2020:

I wonder if they were given to her by Uncle Dick.