I hope y'all get the point of this? :-D

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

If this was true, I would immediately become a flight risk. LOL

Beware groaner

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

I'd chop you one, but you never loin, do you? LOL

Boy, Are We Great! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Chicken! Bawk bawk bawk bawk BAWWWWWK bawk bawk

Think you can remember these five things?

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Hey, if necessary, I can testify these five words.

I learned the hard way

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Gonna have to write that one down.

“People are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument.

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

You use logic, it's a debate, you inject emotion, it's an argument. You can win a debate. You can't win an argument.

"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." - Emma Goldman

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

I have not abandoned all hope. Yet.

So very timely, and hysterically spot-on!

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Hmmm, I swear one sure looks like Kellyann Conway.

Super Spreader

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Whoever did this, if I see you in a bar, you drink for free.

Just reported by Axios that the President is going to declare himself a winner if he is ahead ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Looking stupid is his brand. So is illegal manipulation of the justice system, propaganda, inciting violence, and blaming everybody else for everything he doesn't like. His base loves it. It's 1984, 36 years late.

Speaking of getting the point...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Even death fucks it up once in a while.

Remember way back to the good old days when Obama was accused of destroying race relations because ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

When you are a hypocritical ideologue specializing in disseminating and believing propaganda, reality, as far as you are concerned, is what you say it is rather than what it actually is. So...

Voting in person 2020.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Five, if you count the dead ones.

Alexa/Alex?

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

I'm sorry, what now?

I thought I posted this but can't find it.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Beautiful picture, you are lucky to live in an area that is so pretty. But as you point out, there are a couple of red flags here.

Halloween 1

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Very funny, dude!

Tucker Carlson: America ‘Can’t Handle’ COVID Because US ‘Denies That Death Is Real’ ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

I wish I could deny Tucker was real. Lordy, what a prototypical douche-wagon.

I thought respect was something one earns.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Usually, I just unfollow for one or two asinine posts. I save unfriending for aggressive propaganda, lying, and insults. Respect flies out the window regardless of the degree of public stupidity for anyone who supports this abomination in chief or is an apologist for his followers. Anyone who loses my respect has a very high standard to meet before I consider conferring it again, and I am in no particular hurry to do so even in the face of sustained sincere effort. So I would unfollow this clown in the meme, for example, and I would unfriend if he said this kind of thing more than once or twice. In this example, he has already lost my respect. Jerkwad.

Can believe that hilarious

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Turnabout, this time Rudy stiffs him. LOL

That's right, folks, Trump's closing campaign gambit is to attack America's pandemic heroes, the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Not only the worst president, not only the worst Republican, not only the worst American, but the worst person ever to stroll this poor planet. Like dog shit you scrape from the bottom of your shoe, but smellier and more disgusting.

The closer we get to election day, the sicker I feel.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2020:

If it makes you feel any better, you have plenty of company. We can only do what we can do..

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below:, She was...

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2020:

If you gotta die, you might as well have fun doing it.

Happy Halloween!

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Hah! I may be a ghost, but I still got some starch in the sheets! LOL

A Tale of Two Grifters: The Winding, Parallel Careers of George and Kellyanne Conway ...

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Both of them can be described using the same word. I'm not going to say the word, I'm going to punt.

You like holiday gifts? Here is a horny idea. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Well shit, this plastic pooch is getting more than I am..

I'm guessing about 200 years. What's your opinion?

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Don't ask her, ask her husband,

He's good...just not at drawing.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Don't show her, claim your drawing is under audit. I understand that works for some folks.

I think the kid has a point here! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Good one, AC.

The way to travel.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

I read that LBJ had one of these, just the car part. He would give world leaders visiting his ranch a ride around and, without telling them it was amphibious, he'd just drive it into a pond, then he'd laugh like a bastard. Funny guy. Too bad about that Vietnam thing.

You can't argue with that.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

According to Stormy, they also taste bad.

I wonder why??

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Stop dammit! I'm not gonna axe you again!

Trump won Texas with 4,685,047 votes to 3,877,868 votes for Clinton.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

I hope you're right. There will be dirty tricks related to the counting process, so I am not so sure, but I am sure that I hope so.

This post is dedicated to DJT. I think it is appropriate at this juncture. Agree?

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Appropriate at this juncture? Hell, this is his freaking theme song.

Has the bottom dropped out of your world?

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

I'm glad it, um, moved you. I hope it did, anyway.

Woman ordered to take down pole dancing skeletons

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Ha! HOA gives her 30 days to comply, Halloween is two days away. Whoever complained, the HOA board can tell them "Hey, we gave her the minimum time limit the HOA agreement said, so fuck off. " I think this is smart local self-government in action. Everybody wins! Except for tittie lovers. No joy there. LOL

Seems he can't be bothered to pay vendors even when the money isn't coming out of his own pocket.

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Oh that is precious. Not only did he leave his elderly fans alone and shivering in the dark after undoubtedly exposing most of them to Covid, it was because the stable genius billionaire didn't pay the fucking bus company! And he wants these guys to vote for him, and even more delicious, a lot of these idiots will - the ones that survive at least. So much of the essence of orange-ism encapsulated in this microcosm. Grifting, incompetence, indifference to the suffering of others, sociopathology, zero empathy, fiscal criminality, shoddiness, banality, self-delusion. Perfect, just perfect there on the wind swept tarmac of the Omaha airport, the essence of Trumpism. I didn't see where white supremacy showed up this time in Nebraska, but out there, it's pretty much a given I guess. LOL

A proper welcome home message for one of our HERO'S....

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Awww.

Who Wore It Better?

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Fidel, but only because Melania shaved and he didn't.

new audio from Kushner on Trump's Covid-19 response [youtube.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

It's not the heat, Chal, it's the smell.

Wednesday's drop

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Good ones, Glenn.

Have you voted yet?

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My ballot has been submitted and accepted by the state of NC, Wake county board of elections.

BREAKING NEWS:

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

When you are incompetent, it really doesn't matter what you do, you're gonna fuck it up. That's what that word means.

Dangerous curves ahead

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

If you MUST tailgate, at least find a tail worthy of gating.

Nothing wrong with me, wrong with me, wrong with me.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Looks like his high school yearbook picture.

Anyone else as angry as I am over this shit?

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

It's hard to know who to be the angriest with - the orange idiot, Moscow Mitch, 52 Senators who voted to confirm, or the morons who voted for all these asswipes in the first place.

Me? No, never.

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Yeah, that's me all right. Stay in your lane, bitch!

Look out another groaner

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Did you know most witches don't wear panties when they ride their broomsticks? Better grip.

Over the past two days I have heard several of the policy that are going to be inacted by Trump if ...

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

No more social security, don't forget that part.

Do you look at the face?

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Buzzkill for sure.

As polls reveal he’s trailing by 10 points with only a week to go, Donald Trump’s campaign ...

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Oops. Looks like he stepped in the dermo this time. Vlad is not happy.

Well you can't blame the chap for trying! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2020:

This guy needs to upgrade his insurance.

They don't have a clue

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

People believe things they want to be true.

Texas is up for grabs. [dallasnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I'll believe it when I see it, but it's a nice thing to think about, isn't it?

My son and I voted yesterday at the only polling place open on Saturday.

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I'm proud of you both.

To be fair, the Senate is also largely to blame

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I still can't understand how this idiot has so many people bamboozled.

“Life doesn’t get any easier or more forgiving, we get stronger and more ...

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Experience is the best teacher, don't forget that part.

Friday's musings

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Good ones, Glenn. I'm stealing the one with the dogs.

“The tragic irony of modern anti-fascism is that the more successful it is, the more its raison ...

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

That's like the old joke. A guy is walking down the sidewalk tearing off pieces of toilet paper and tossing them into the air. Another guy asks him, "Why are you doing that?" The first guy says, "To keep the elephants away." The second guy tells him, "But there aren't any elephants around here!!" The first guy gives a sly grin and says, "See? It's working!"

So Chachi/Charles/Dr. Stewart is a Chump supporter. Quel dommage! But what's this bullshit?

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Who told this fuckwit that anyone was interested in his crude bullshit? Blah blah blah from Bob Loblaw.

Something to consider: Trump has so far been able to slime his way out of almost everything- but ...

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

These guys should get an appreciation reward from the trial lawyers association of America. They are going to be keeping a lot of them busy for a looong time, and most will still also see some time. Criminals.

“I don’t need you to remind me of my age.

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

And it's just a little too insistent if you ask me.

A chicken farmer goes to his local bar and sits next to a woman.

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Ok, now THAT was funny. LOL

What a horrible debate!! Shame on the Debate Commission and NBC.

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Ninety minutes of my life that I will NEVER get back. There were more right wing code words in the sunkist "president's" answers than in an issue of Stormfront, and just about the same amount of truth (i.e. - none). People expect the moderators to be Judge Judy. Unfortunately, there is only one Judge Judy.

Louisiana Woman Tells Police the Meth Found in Her Groin Not Hers Police say that shortly after...

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

What? No crack cocaine? *DUCKS*

After seeing thousands of these memes, this is poetic!

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Attaboy Sam!

Now more than ever

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Link please.

DONALD TRUMP REVEALS WHY HE ENDED 60 MINUTES INTERVIEW, SAYS HE WILL RELEASE VIDEO [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2020:

This should be part of the medical test suite they give you to verify if you have a gag reflex.

I'm tom cruise from eyes wide shut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Nah, yer too tall.

“The real question of life after death isn’t whether or not it exists, but even if it does what...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2020:

What happens after we die? The same things that happened before we die, but we aren't a part of it anymore.

I think I would do her, if I was Abel.

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2020:

And so we see the etymology of one of the oldest words, motherfucker.

A month of sundaes

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Unless you have the caramel and the whipped cream, that's hard to top.

Spider sense going freaking ape-shit

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2020:

uh oh. the webs will be a new wrinkle.

This is a new one to me. He certainly could have included Islam as well.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Appropriately, the talking yam's down fall will be the death of a salesman. As a side note, I would vote for Willy Loman.

I thought it was funny, but if you're offended.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2020:

It's a challenge to figure out which is which.

Boo, fucking Hoo! [foxnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Tell them to stop testing you, Rush, that's the issue. They test more, they find more things wrong. Stop testing, they do not. QED. You fuckwad.

i say fuck trump and the other losers he pals around with [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2020:

We are going to need that rogue's gallery of dick-taters to use for Trump's trials, where he is guaranteed a jury of his peers.

Just another day out produce shopping.

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Yikes!

Sums it up rather succinctly...

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I am still shocked at the reach this nonsense has. Someone is making a lot of money in this fog.

Trump mocks Biden for listening to scientists amidst pandemic.

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I'd just like a president who would listen to fucking *anyone* other than the voices in his head. Listening to scientists would be a yuuuuge bonus, though, I'll admit that.

Convicts can't be candidates. [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Why do people listen to Bannon like he's some political genius? He's a nazi putz, who got lucky with an extremist website, with a face like a used dart board.

Why would Vlad want them when they're no longer useful idiots?

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

There should be a certain amount of propaganda value associated with housing a quisling former president who now pledges fealty to "sweaty balls" Putin. And I believe Melania stills remembers a few things from when she was "getting her master's degree". Putin gets tired of them, just invite them over for some of his special Russian tea.

Just Go brunette

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Well that sucks.

Yup, my life nowadays.

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

It's a challenge.

The tale of a sad Willie...

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Awww.

"Religion has shown itself in the open as the institution whose aim is political power by which to ...

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Bennie was an excellent student, he learned a lot about the parallels between organized religion and totalitarian ambition. Worked for a while, up until it didn't. So anyway, a good insight.

Let's look at a few facts: • Merrick Garland was nominated by Barack Obama, but he was actually ...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

He knows his carapace is about to be irreparably fractured, so he's making hay while the sun is still, sort of, shining.

Beware, sugar daddies!

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

This is funny, and the gag is that the old guy is completely unaware of how old he is in comparison to the young lady. In reality, I've been encountering young women explicitly saying, to me (!) no less, they want to have me as a sugar daddy. Complete quid pro quo. Women a third of my age, like the cartoon characters above. I understand times are tough, and things are a lot more explicitly transactional than they were in my heyday, but it still surprises me. Got my grumpy pants on today, sorry.

Venal Legacy!!! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

No surprise to anybody at all. I hope this hits the people who voted for him the hardest, but that won't happen. When you start indiscriminately throwing turds, everybody gets shit on them.

”He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts-for support rather than illumination” Andrew...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Good quotes, Jack. Now I can finally stop trying to climb trees. LOL

Running From Trump! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Now you dumbasses are abandoning him? Now?? WTF took y'all so long!?

My sister just called me from just outside of DC.

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

I believe the vote will go against him, that it will be closer than we all think, and that he'll try to cheat after it's over. I'm very apprehensive about his mouth breathing heavily armed thugs, you know, the base.

I will love to witness the turd and his family/enablers going to jail in 2021! [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I'm betting they'll all just run away. Probably to Russia, or maybe Brazil. Possibly North Korea.

Trump's Fog of War? [snopes.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

His fog smells a lot like already digested KFC.

Yeah only successful one

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Well, he's good at steering government money and foreign influence peddlers to his properties. And fake covid cures too, let's not leave that part out.

I know trumpers are not very bright (ok, let us face it, they're morons) but this one takes the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Does this mean he's good at being a moron? LOL

I'm thinking those "directions" might have cost $50.00

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Can you tell me how I can go around the world? HOW much??

Trump Rejects - Then Approves Emergency Aid for California Wildfires President Trump first ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

This shit is scary. Someone comes up with a hare-brained idea and runs with it, someone else farts, and it's a complete 180. This isn't even a high school student council level of competence. This is batshit for brains careening from stupid decision to crisis to stupid decision.

Sounds Like Excellent News: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

The deep state has a purpose when nazis are in leadership positions, and rank and file competence becomes a precious commodity.

I prefer using the schrader valves directly.

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2020:

This is the era before fake tits required surgery. I personally don't like fake tits, no matter how you do it, but that's just me. Y'all do you.

Halloween yard ideas

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2020:

I'm not a big halloween guy, but this is fucking funny. LOL