Antique and collectible cars get a good rate for limited mileage.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

I saw a buck eighty three a gallon yesterday.

To each one, their own feeling...

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Heeeyyyy, just wait one minute, just back up a little bit. That looks suspiciously like Devin Nunes. Exactly what are you trying to pull here, mister?

And now for something completely different ( I wish) here's where trump got his amazing Plaquenil...

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Why do these shills all look like they were just rescued from spending 10 years on a deserted island?

Get that willie washed

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Looking back over the years, I can't recall a single time anyone has commented on the shininess of my Willy. I didn't know that was a thing. Not sure I want that. I can imagine someone saying "Whoa zeuser, that thing is so shiny I need to get my shades, or better yet, just put it back inside!" Easy to avoid that scenario if you abandon the Willy wash idea.

Sweet memories

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Looks like she's enjoying herself. Heh.

I guess I'll vote for the old white guy???

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

I'm still pissed that Harris and Warren are out of the race.

Getting Old.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Fantastic, Anon! Each one is right on the money! 8-)

So this is the "trustworthy" reporter that apparently the administration can't live without.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

"But even worse she ran a story claiming the coronavirus was created in a North Carolina lab." Hah! The only thing we make in the lab here is meth! LOL

My wife and I are in the middle of a nasty divorce, It's at the stage now that we are arguing about ...

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

This Zoom thing has helped, I've had several virtual happy hours with friends and family. Makes it a little less isolating. I've been looking at some tv series on streaming services - Pennyworth has been worth every penny. And I've been sitting on the back porch listening to jazz, catching up on my reading, I highly recommend Kevin Hearne's Iron Druid series, especially if you like celtic mythology. Yesterday, I put up the hummingbird feeder, hoping for some avian distractions soon. Stuff like that. I remember the two most contentious things we had to divide during my divorce some 11 years ago, the cookbooks, the pots and pans, and the family pictures hanging on the wall. Hang in there, AC, better days ahead!

Sooooo true! 😡 Living under ‘empty soul’ Trump is ‘humiliating’ — here’s why ...

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

His day is coming. This won't last forever.

An idea to score

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2020:

The chlamydia challenge, eh? You get a multiplier if you go bareback and come out clean. Um, I read that in Reader's Digest.

The whole world is watching and listening with baited breath, what will the fool say next?

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I'm going to hedge with one bet odds on with "something stupid", and one even money on "insulting somebody who doesn't deserve it".

Trump, and Ba Da Boom!!!!!!!!!!! [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Well, yeah, we already know all this. The question is what in the holy fuck do we DO about it? The senate will block any removal attempt, we've seen that, the cabinet is pretty much majority temps, so article 25 seems a distant dream, especially with knob polisher Pence at the helm. Jesus Tits what a fucking mess.

"The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Well, they say people make their gods in their own image, so...

Still. Might come in handy!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2020:

You can't argue with a daemon.

I'm not certain this belongs in the Trump group, but it does circle around to the insanity caused ...

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Oh FFS, is this asshole still allowed to roam free? I guess not now, and not a moment too soon. Just what a traumatized woman who has just made one of the most heart-wrenching decisions of her life needs to see, some wingnut fuckwad asshole, male no less, guilting her about Jebus. North Kackalacky proud. Man what a dick.

Portland, Oregon, no explanation needed. [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2020:

An upgrade from that pale horse thing.

Q: What is the most appropriate time to read the Camel Sutra? A: On Hump Day! 😂

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I'd walk a mile for a camel. LOL

Trump “has blood on his hands,” says Pulitzer-winning Boston Globe – People's World

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

News to me. Just fucking with you. Yeah he does.

Equipment becomes available as trips to white house increase.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Can I prove bribery is involved? No, no I can't. Do I think that's what's happening? I recall a certain morbidly obese high ranking elected official indicating a desire to be "appreciated". Y'all draw your own conclusions.

The Americans defying Palm Sunday quarantines: "Satan's trying to keep us apart"

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I stand by my original suggestion. Once they are all inside, federal marshals lock the doors and prevent any exit. The folks inside can get the holy spirit to bring in pizza periodically and swap the virus amongst themselves.

Spin Won’t Save Trump - POLITICO

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Yes, we have had hucksters and con men in the oval office before, some of them historically bad. Good article, I didn't know most of the things they revealed about Hoover.

Playing to the choir: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Very frustrating having to deal with people like this in general, but now these idiots are in charge during a period of crisis where intelligence and expertise are absolutely required, yet viewed with contempt and suspicion. Lordy, what a fucking mess.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. – Benjamin Franklin

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Apologize first. Explain the next day.

A Texas restroom?...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

For when you don't want to put up with any shit.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? :)

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

A joke that is its own punchline.

A man ahead of his time.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Everything old is new again.

Not ONE kind word to anyone...Over 8,500 DEAD!!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Just once, it's easy. "To the families of all who are sick or who have died, Melania and I send our sympathy." Not hard, right? So easy, yet so impossible for those with no soul.

Need tp for bunghole.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

This gives everyone a chance to participate fully in the current shit show.

I feel like I'm 16 again. Gas is cheap and I'm grounded.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Me too. To top it off, today I have to mow the lawn.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

When you are in a situation you don't like, you can either change your situation, or change your mind.

Trump administration playing screw your neighbor .

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

You put a bully, a liar, and a criminal into the oval office, and he does what he does best. Bully, lie, and commit crimes. In deed, these are the only things he knows how to do.

Wife is preparing breakfast in nothing but a tshirt .

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Ouch.

Coronavirus: Trump to defy 'voluntary' advice for Americans to wear masks.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I think you're onto something. Call Politico!

I am watching trump giving a presentation t the white house and he is doing a great comedy routine.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I wanna go with coprolite. Fossilized shit. That's good, no?

In case you didn't know

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Oh, man how far we've wandered!

Why all the hate?

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Most of the people I met in my catholic days were sweet people, gentle souls who would give you the shirt off of their backs if you needed it. They were also, however, judgmental and quick to criticize and ridicule. It was the Jesuits when I went to college who gave me the mental and philosophical basis to reject religion outright, and catholicism in particular, so to that extent I sort of owe them - I might still be on the circular path (I might not, too). Where religious people run afoul of me is when they try to force their beliefs on others, or hypocritically do privately what they condemn publicly. And mega church pastors or rabidly anti-LGBTQ zealots, ok, I hate those assholes. But normal religious people, I don't hate. However when I discover a reliance on magical thinking rather than logic and knowledge, I hold those guys in very low esteem.

Who will be the lucky female to actually see the new cumming.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Whoever wins, I bet it doesn't take long for the cumming to materialize. Maybe 2 minutes with Staystiff jelly involved.

"The instinct of conventionality, horror of uncertainty, and vested interests, all militate against ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Ignorance and habit are also factors, but Russell has identified the main ones.

Kushner is put in control of the medical supplies.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Criminal families put family members in positions of authority not because they are competent, but because they do as they are told and keep their mouths shut. So this is a natural move for our cantaloupe capo.

So far in the US the death rate is 2.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I'm guessing ten percent right off the top, minimum.

Jeepers I hope nothing bad happens :( CDC RECOMMENDS MASKS, BUT TRUMP SAYS HE WON'T WEAR ONE ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Good thinking, Einstein.

Check this out if you need a laugh! [twitter.com] You're welcome.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

It looks like one of those days when "Iron Mike" wanted to feel just a little special.

Jebus sanitizer

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Give each of these guys a Harpo Marx horn so they can go *honk honk* after they utter each inanity.

It's getting serious...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Ouch! This is an outrageous restriction on our freedoms. You ought to be able to get covid *in addition to* chlamydia at your option.

Trump Falsely Claims He Inherited 'Empty' Stockpile - FactCheck.org

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Hey guys, guys, let me break this down. The truth makes him look bad, all right? The lie sounds a lot better for him. I'm surprised and just a touch irritated that y'all haven't doped that out on your own yet. Sheez. LOL

In order to encourage proper social distancing all citizens are now required to eat at least 3 bean ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

And since people aren't driving as much, we've got some wiggle room to produce a bit more biological greenhouse gasses.

“Silence is one of the great arts of conversation”................Cicero.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I've always made it a practice not to speak unless I have something to say. When I do finally speak, people listen.

If you date a twin make sure you’re with the right one

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

After a while, you start to notice the little differences.

Will the us have both the highest number of cases and the highest number of deaths?

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I hope not, but it sure looks that way, doesn't it?

Now this made me laugh - totally stolen but I had to

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

No, I guess we haven't! HAAHAHAHA

Trump punishing blue states is criminal ! B withholding needed supplies from these states if not ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Much of the stupidity demonstrated by wide swaths of the American public can be traced back to the decades-long systematic underfunding of public education by republican legislatures at both the state and federal levels and the concomitant rise of home schooling, much of which (not all but a lot) is faith based. And now, here we are.

Apparently one of the symptoms of the virus is the loss of taste.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Sometimes incompetence is its own reward.

No other way to put it

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Morning wood foo yung.

Remember who the real enemy is...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I understand satan also is responsible for beer farts and blow jobs. Good portfolio, if you ask me.

Spring allergies, a cold or COVID-19?

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I took this two shot protocol last year, and you're right, the first one was a doozy. I ran a fever, had muscle and joint pain, and chills. It lasted a day, but it was a day I was on my back. The second shot was easier to handle. But, as they reminded me, actual shingles is much much worse. Sounds like you had a far more severe reaction, happy you're all right now. Stay healthy, hon.

Cougars Venturing Into Quarantined Santiago for Food In a surreal image for this normally ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Cougars are always on the lookout for young meat.

Van Gough in quarantine

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Use duct tape, brother! It can fix that lack of cartilage, or at least hold up the other side of the mask.

During a visit to a mental asylum, A visitor asked the director, "how do you determine whether or ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

It was a trick question! LOL

Secret Agent Man!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

French kiss the motherfucker!

You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes - Larry David.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Don't forget bluesmen.

DeSantis dumb. This S.O.B. is unbelievably stupid!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Willfully and outstandingly ignorant. Ah, Florida...

Im fine really

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

They pay attention. But there are very few questions.

Is it relatable?

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Other way around, usually.

The only two with a collar

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Rut roh!

(CNN) - THE MANAGER OF THIS HOTEL COMPLAINED ABOUT THE TOTAL LACK OF CUSTOMERS, DESPITE BEING ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

He should change the name to something more relatable. Like the "Explosive Diarrhea Inn" or something.

Typical Scumbagery: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

What kind of maniac you ask? Why, the BEST of course! That's our guy, part ignorant tool, part vicious narcissist, part willing dupe, the PERFECT maniac!

The King! [twitter.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Great visual, very fitting. Just like a virus, he can infect you, but isn't actually alive. LOL

This came across in my FB. My response to this was "Oh pulllleeszeee"..

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

He's thinking about that time he raw dogged a porn star.

I was so disgusted watching this 'stable genius' ignoring reporters and walking off when he didn't ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Yup, that's our guy all right.

Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Sequence is always important. I make lists of the steps to take and execute the items in order.

Fox invited the wrong one. [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Give that guy a free pizza or something!!

Louisiana Pastor Arrested for Holding Services with Over 1,100 Attendees Rev.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Once all these nitwits are gathered in this church, federal marshals should bar the doors and let them all pass around the virus amongst themselves while praying and swapping conspiracy theories. Idiots.

Right wingers would eat their own young if they thought they didn't properly cower to, admire, ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I still think this kind of shit stirring is being orchestrated by a foreign actor, most likely Russia but I have no idea. It also sounds like Nazi stuff too, propaganda is in their playbook for sure. And it doesn't take much to get the sheep to bleat, unfortunately. All the best to Dr. F, and to the people who are harassing him, I hope they all get herpes.

This site on how homeopathy works is amazing [howdoeshomeopathywork.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

As succinct and accurate an explanation as you will find anywhere.

Now I know!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Who's a good boy!!

Coronavirus deniers take aim at hospitals as pandemic grows

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Oh for fuck's sake.

The guy is a train wreck from start to finish but still they cheer for him, the Great Savior.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Yeah, I can picture that.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

True, but you have to have a fully developed sense of self-esteem first.

Another WTF moment

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That would mean the Manchurian cantaloupe would need to do some work, so....

When endless coups don't work, indict and offer millions in reward monies.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't tried assassination yet.

I want to adopt two cats and name both of them Normal.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Nope. Nope.

Did you ever have the urge to pee in a public place?

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Always. Why is that?

[instagram.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Funny...Not funny..

One hundred to two hundred and 40 thousand

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Let's talk about Benghazi again. Asswipe.

Trump goes full racist on black reporter

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

You mean he's a .... racist! Noooo! (clutches pearls)

He's giving his buddies another pass to rape the world.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Well, a puppet does whatever the guy pulling the strings wants him to do. In this case, the guy is an oil pig.

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I buy that.

Just in case someone can shoot the virus! 😳 Trump administration rules gun shops 'essential' ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Of course. Vape shops are open too, though our orange ass-napkin didn't have anything to do with that. I don't think he did at least.

A little dated 😁.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I'm old enough to get it. Hah!

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I can honestly say I've never had that dilemma. However, would you lie in this situation? So, do you believe me? Heh.

Today's the day! :P

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

You got me, JC! LOL

"I'ts Time to Seize Trump Tower!" [palmerreport.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

He acts like a criminal, you have to treat him like a criminal. Good idea.

Something you don't know

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

With luck, he winds up in jail for 20 years like Joe Exotic.

I wonder if she was masturbating? [newyorker.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

He's closer to DC than Trudeau is, so she's hedging her bets.

Fear not! Why do I find this so comforting?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

No virus can get pasta the FSM.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." - H.L. Mencken

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Well, I guess it depends on what it is you are doing to save humanity.

Who needs clothes?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I bet he only does it when he wants to feel...special. I, um, read that in People magazine. Heh.

Ratings slut. They need to pull the plug on him

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

People will watch a dog licking his balls too.

Trump only concerned with tv ratings

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

This right here should disqualify him from the presidency. But I thought the same thing when he mocked the reporter with the disability. His day is coming. I stand by my prediction that we will one day see him hanging from his heels like a badly coiffed Mussolini.