With the electoral college dominating the news, eight years ago trump tweeted on November 7, 2012 ...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Takes one to know one!

I am going to take a break from the hostility and remember we are very close to the first woman vice...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

AP just called it, PA dropped her way, she's in. I cannNOT be happier.

My new Speakers are going to Crank!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Good clean sound.

If this dang Presidential election is still undecided, I suggest we move on to Dueling Pistols, and ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Joe would be able to use just one hand to level and shoot. My money is on him.

Excuse me, please be patient

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

And for Odin's sake, don't turn off or unplug your country.

Breaking News!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

He'd have to use two hands to hold up the target peter.

‘Chill Donald, chill!’ Greta Thunberg’s revenge tweet uses Trump’s own words against him ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

She has shown remarkable constraint for one so young attacked so viciously. I think she deserves to throw just a little touch of shade, don't y'all? Good for you, sweetie, you stick to your agenda.

So everybody, what are we going to talk about next?

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

The talking yam will be around for almost 3 more months. Let's worry about what to talk about after he is either behind bars or in exile.

Ronald McDonald bout to get kinky on us.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Tip: don't get the ones with cheese.

Whatever tRump has on him must be REALLY bad. [newsweek.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Oh Lindsay, everybody already knows what goes on in the hall closet.

This is so perfect, and I wish I had thought of it!

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

That's a fact.

Q: What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies?

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

The rednecks I know tend to think stuff like this is funny. They embrace the brand.

Electile dysfunction?

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Well, it was a blue pill after all.

In case Trump still hasn't figured it out...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I love to see free enterprise in action, don't you?

Photo says it all! Think of others

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Good idea.

QAnoners Figure It Out: Biden's Lead Just Sting Operation To Catch Dems Doing Vote Crimes ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I knew these guys were pure batshit muffins, but holy moly. I guess if you think the mutant orangutan is fighting an international cabal of child traffickers and baby eaters, this is relatively sane. The key term being "relatively".

I have a question for all you brilliant people.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I sure wouldn't pick even one of the "good" republican senators. They are all spineless. Mitt showed a little bit of balls there for a minute, but he caved in the end too, and in any event he's still a dick.

Bah humbug!

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Start the paperwork to renew that private escort license, petunia. Deutsch Bank gonna come after you too, ya, know. LOL

As I grew up, I'd watch the pictures from WWII and the documentaries on the concentration camps.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hopeless? I don't know I'd go that far, but it looks pretty grim, I'll give you that. The rest of what you said looks pretty accurate to me. *sigh*

The effect and dangers of belief over reality.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Yup.

I just finished making a new Christmas wreath for my front door. Pretty creative, eh?

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

That's hard core. LOL

See any similarities? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Give him his bottle, change his fucking diaper, sing him a soothing lullaby, give him a ring of plastic keys to play with, put him in the playpen, just shut his sore loser crying whining ass up.

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

One of my favorite quotes from one of my personal heroes. An atheist's atheist and a true Renaissance man.

Then there's this...

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hell, he's lucky if he can remember whether he's wearing pants.

clever girl ... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I literally laughed out loud! Very cute.

All the Montana races went to Republicans.

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

At least Roy Cooper hung on the to the governorship here, and the word on Cunnigham-Tillis is still up in the air.

I reckon that Trump's mouth could supply fertiliser to the entire US, and still leave some for ...

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I'd prefer mulching him and just see how far it goes.

I don't know 🤔

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I call them young women. Some of them love pussy cats.

Here's what the media never grasped about the psychology of Trump voters - Alternet.org

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

In the few conversations I've had with Trump voters, and I try to avoid talking politics with them, the rationale is something like this: Sure he's an idiot and he fucked up the pandemic, but I still have a job and I just got a raise.

How are Y'all holding up, I'm off to bed

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I gave it up at midnight. I didn't drink the prep, I did wine.

Can this be true! 😄

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

The Caspian Sea put them over the top.

Yeah can make the heart race

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

That's one of the terms you can use.

Big difference in use lol

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Um, not in my case Bob. Salads or Hendrick's martinis, that's my cuke range. LOL

First item on my Christmas wish list.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I get some good ideas after a couple of bowls, but you do you. LOL

I see a lot of people feel sure that trump is gonna lose I hope he does .

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Here in my corner of NC, the lines aren't long at all. In some precincts, 75-80 percent of the registered voters have *already voted*.

Anybody know where this place is? I think I'm coming! :-D

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Is that the one off of the Suckballs Parkway?

Man Arrested After Throwing Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window A 24-year-old Jupiter, ...

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I guess if you had an alligator and wanted to get rid of it, this might be an option. But would it be the best one? Apparently this dumbass thought so. Maybe at one point in the past they didn't give him the fries that he ordered, and this is how he decided to get even. Has anyone asked the alligator what he or she thought of this stunt? It's also possible that this was this idiot's way of saying "See you later".

Seen on a friends page: If Trump said shit was chocolate, there'd be motherfuckers digging up my ...

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

If I thought this was going to happen, it would be the only time I'd feel bad about not having a septic tank.

I hope y'all get the point of this? :-D

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

If this was true, I would immediately become a flight risk. LOL

Beware groaner

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

I'd chop you one, but you never loin, do you? LOL

Boy, Are We Great! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Chicken! Bawk bawk bawk bawk BAWWWWWK bawk bawk

Think you can remember these five things?

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Hey, if necessary, I can testify these five words.

I learned the hard way

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Gonna have to write that one down.

“People are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument.

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

You use logic, it's a debate, you inject emotion, it's an argument. You can win a debate. You can't win an argument.

"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." - Emma Goldman

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

I have not abandoned all hope. Yet.

So very timely, and hysterically spot-on!

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Hmmm, I swear one sure looks like Kellyann Conway.

Super Spreader

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Whoever did this, if I see you in a bar, you drink for free.

Just reported by Axios that the President is going to declare himself a winner if he is ahead ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Looking stupid is his brand. So is illegal manipulation of the justice system, propaganda, inciting violence, and blaming everybody else for everything he doesn't like. His base loves it. It's 1984, 36 years late.

Speaking of getting the point...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Even death fucks it up once in a while.

Remember way back to the good old days when Obama was accused of destroying race relations because ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

When you are a hypocritical ideologue specializing in disseminating and believing propaganda, reality, as far as you are concerned, is what you say it is rather than what it actually is. So...

Voting in person 2020.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Five, if you count the dead ones.

Alexa/Alex?

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

I'm sorry, what now?

I thought I posted this but can't find it.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Beautiful picture, you are lucky to live in an area that is so pretty. But as you point out, there are a couple of red flags here.

Halloween 1

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Very funny, dude!

Tucker Carlson: America ‘Can’t Handle’ COVID Because US ‘Denies That Death Is Real’ ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

I wish I could deny Tucker was real. Lordy, what a prototypical douche-wagon.

I thought respect was something one earns.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Usually, I just unfollow for one or two asinine posts. I save unfriending for aggressive propaganda, lying, and insults. Respect flies out the window regardless of the degree of public stupidity for anyone who supports this abomination in chief or is an apologist for his followers. Anyone who loses my respect has a very high standard to meet before I consider conferring it again, and I am in no particular hurry to do so even in the face of sustained sincere effort. So I would unfollow this clown in the meme, for example, and I would unfriend if he said this kind of thing more than once or twice. In this example, he has already lost my respect. Jerkwad.

Can believe that hilarious

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Turnabout, this time Rudy stiffs him. LOL

That's right, folks, Trump's closing campaign gambit is to attack America's pandemic heroes, the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Not only the worst president, not only the worst Republican, not only the worst American, but the worst person ever to stroll this poor planet. Like dog shit you scrape from the bottom of your shoe, but smellier and more disgusting.

The closer we get to election day, the sicker I feel.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2020:

If it makes you feel any better, you have plenty of company. We can only do what we can do..

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below:, She was...

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2020:

If you gotta die, you might as well have fun doing it.

Happy Halloween!

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Hah! I may be a ghost, but I still got some starch in the sheets! LOL

A Tale of Two Grifters: The Winding, Parallel Careers of George and Kellyanne Conway ...

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Both of them can be described using the same word. I'm not going to say the word, I'm going to punt.

You like holiday gifts? Here is a horny idea. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Well shit, this plastic pooch is getting more than I am..

I'm guessing about 200 years. What's your opinion?

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Don't ask her, ask her husband,

He's good...just not at drawing.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Don't show her, claim your drawing is under audit. I understand that works for some folks.

I think the kid has a point here! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Good one, AC.

The way to travel.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

I read that LBJ had one of these, just the car part. He would give world leaders visiting his ranch a ride around and, without telling them it was amphibious, he'd just drive it into a pond, then he'd laugh like a bastard. Funny guy. Too bad about that Vietnam thing.

You can't argue with that.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

According to Stormy, they also taste bad.

I wonder why??

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Stop dammit! I'm not gonna axe you again!

Trump won Texas with 4,685,047 votes to 3,877,868 votes for Clinton.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

I hope you're right. There will be dirty tricks related to the counting process, so I am not so sure, but I am sure that I hope so.

This post is dedicated to DJT. I think it is appropriate at this juncture. Agree?

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Appropriate at this juncture? Hell, this is his freaking theme song.

Has the bottom dropped out of your world?

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

I'm glad it, um, moved you. I hope it did, anyway.

Woman ordered to take down pole dancing skeletons

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Ha! HOA gives her 30 days to comply, Halloween is two days away. Whoever complained, the HOA board can tell them "Hey, we gave her the minimum time limit the HOA agreement said, so fuck off. " I think this is smart local self-government in action. Everybody wins! Except for tittie lovers. No joy there. LOL

Seems he can't be bothered to pay vendors even when the money isn't coming out of his own pocket.

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Oh that is precious. Not only did he leave his elderly fans alone and shivering in the dark after undoubtedly exposing most of them to Covid, it was because the stable genius billionaire didn't pay the fucking bus company! And he wants these guys to vote for him, and even more delicious, a lot of these idiots will - the ones that survive at least. So much of the essence of orange-ism encapsulated in this microcosm. Grifting, incompetence, indifference to the suffering of others, sociopathology, zero empathy, fiscal criminality, shoddiness, banality, self-delusion. Perfect, just perfect there on the wind swept tarmac of the Omaha airport, the essence of Trumpism. I didn't see where white supremacy showed up this time in Nebraska, but out there, it's pretty much a given I guess. LOL

A proper welcome home message for one of our HERO'S....

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Awww.

Who Wore It Better?

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Fidel, but only because Melania shaved and he didn't.

new audio from Kushner on Trump's Covid-19 response [youtube.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

It's not the heat, Chal, it's the smell.

Wednesday's drop

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Good ones, Glenn.

Have you voted yet?

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My ballot has been submitted and accepted by the state of NC, Wake county board of elections.

BREAKING NEWS:

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

When you are incompetent, it really doesn't matter what you do, you're gonna fuck it up. That's what that word means.

Dangerous curves ahead

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

If you MUST tailgate, at least find a tail worthy of gating.

Nothing wrong with me, wrong with me, wrong with me.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Looks like his high school yearbook picture.

Anyone else as angry as I am over this shit?

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

It's hard to know who to be the angriest with - the orange idiot, Moscow Mitch, 52 Senators who voted to confirm, or the morons who voted for all these asswipes in the first place.

Me? No, never.

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Yeah, that's me all right. Stay in your lane, bitch!

Look out another groaner

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Did you know most witches don't wear panties when they ride their broomsticks? Better grip.

Over the past two days I have heard several of the policy that are going to be inacted by Trump if ...

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2020:

No more social security, don't forget that part.

Do you look at the face?

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Buzzkill for sure.

As polls reveal he’s trailing by 10 points with only a week to go, Donald Trump’s campaign ...

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2020:

Oops. Looks like he stepped in the dermo this time. Vlad is not happy.

Well you can't blame the chap for trying! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2020:

This guy needs to upgrade his insurance.

They don't have a clue

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

People believe things they want to be true.

Texas is up for grabs. [dallasnews.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I'll believe it when I see it, but it's a nice thing to think about, isn't it?

My son and I voted yesterday at the only polling place open on Saturday.

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I'm proud of you both.

To be fair, the Senate is also largely to blame

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I still can't understand how this idiot has so many people bamboozled.

“Life doesn’t get any easier or more forgiving, we get stronger and more ...

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Experience is the best teacher, don't forget that part.

Friday's musings

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Good ones, Glenn. I'm stealing the one with the dogs.

“The tragic irony of modern anti-fascism is that the more successful it is, the more its raison ...

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

That's like the old joke. A guy is walking down the sidewalk tearing off pieces of toilet paper and tossing them into the air. Another guy asks him, "Why are you doing that?" The first guy says, "To keep the elephants away." The second guy tells him, "But there aren't any elephants around here!!" The first guy gives a sly grin and says, "See? It's working!"

So Chachi/Charles/Dr. Stewart is a Chump supporter. Quel dommage! But what's this bullshit?

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Who told this fuckwit that anyone was interested in his crude bullshit? Blah blah blah from Bob Loblaw.

Something to consider: Trump has so far been able to slime his way out of almost everything- but ...

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

These guys should get an appreciation reward from the trial lawyers association of America. They are going to be keeping a lot of them busy for a looong time, and most will still also see some time. Criminals.

“I don’t need you to remind me of my age.

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

And it's just a little too insistent if you ask me.

A chicken farmer goes to his local bar and sits next to a woman.

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Ok, now THAT was funny. LOL