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Dump is cumming to my hometown of Dayton to give a speech about mass shooting here.
zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Moon him. 😜🌜
Best of the Marx brothers.
zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2019:
The one, the only.....
New York Magazine Trump Calling His White Nationalist Fans Crazy Not the Defense He Thinks It Is ...
zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2019:
This really does ring a bell. It goes along with the day-is-night black-is-white rhetoric coming from the talking yam and his "base": don't believe your lying eyes, these guys aren't republican bigots, they're just nuts. Like there's a difference, and if there is, that's somehow better.
It is the advanced solution, apparently
zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2019:
You ought to be able to handle the basic parking solutions before you move on the advanced ones.
Well that explains a lot!
zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Oopsie...
Is there no end to tRump showing his absolute ignorance of every subject he comments about?
zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2019:
Nope. He goes lower each time, cuz thats who he is.
Weeeeeelll, doggie
zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2019:
They look like this when they have been deflowered.
Hi! This year has been a decisive year for me since I'm becoming more and more atheist as the days ...
zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2019:
If I were you, I wouldn't waste too much hate on what amounts to a fictional character. Hate is a powerful but negative emotion that you really ought to try and avoid no matter what (which is easier to say than it is to do), but to hate some fictional character makes even less sense. I'm happy that you are crossing over into rational thought and leaving the fantasy world behind, welcome to the real world. It's messy, but it's all we got. 8-)
Forget impeachment! Its time we gather at the White House and make a citizen's arrest of tRump as ...
zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2019:
Good idea. Let's get the attorney general to order a.....oh,wait.
For the budding novelist
zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2019:
Hmmm, I'd call it more of his printing press.
This all comes back to our Inciter-in-Chief! Mexico exploring legal action against the US ...
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
I think they have a strong case.
I'm so angry and sad!
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Yeah, that nails it.
I'm just so sad and angry about this! This stupid president doesn't understand his hateful words and...
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
It's sad, and you are correct to be angry, but the talking yam knows exactly the effects his words are having. That is the fucking point.
Melville. Not a particularly cheery take on things but it fits with my philosophy.
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
No, it's not supposed to be cheery, it's the fucking truth! And, honestly, I take comfort in this truth.
This story didn't seem important to me until I actually read it.
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
There are dickwads everywhere. This guy's been hit in the head a couple of times too, keep that in mind.
Get 'em up! Move 'em out.
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Let 'em go. They eat the ticks. Come night time, they'll find their coop on their own.
From this point on, I intend to call these terrorist what they are.
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Go get 'em, FP! Getting rid of political correctness cuts both ways, and when it slashes to the right, man do the squeal!
Did they breakup or makeup?
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Fire and fury -- in the sack.
Was she caught by the instant photo?
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Like Wolfman Jack used to say, if you got the curves, I got the (camera) angles!
Should tRump be held as accesory to mass murder?
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
If someone can make a case and have standing in one of the jurisdictions, I would say yes.
Very cathartic video from John Mulaney. Enjoy! [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
NOW it all makes sense. Funny bit from a funny guy.
McConnell On Stage At Fancy Farm Picnic As Crowd Chants "Moscow Mitch" [m.youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
#MoscowMitch bragging about what a dick he is while the crowd knows exactly what a dick he is.
Could hitting tRump with my Louisville Slugger be considered as a hate crime, or an act of self ...
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
If it's one of the new ones manufactured in Moscow, it should be ok.
Body Language Analysis â„–4382: Why is Donald Trump Leaning Forward?
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Of course he does.
🤔 Overpriced undies?
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Victor needs to lay off of the refried beans and green chile.
New law could cost Trump millions of votes in 2020 (video) [cnn.com]
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Once we get the senate and house majorities back, President Warren will sign it into federal law.
Poll in the Tehran Times: Trump! Son of a scorpion or Father of a thousand Camels? ;-)
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:
I'd go with the camels. Show them some water and no hush money is necessary.
How do you like your toe ?
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
Butterflied, served with bat wing fazoo.
Tell me, what's your best argument against a Christian?
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
Don't argue.
I didn't make much money, but it was worth it.
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
Plus he can glue some macaroni and pubes on a piece of paper for a school art project.
That is tough love
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
I guess holding out for a tentacle job is out of the question.
I hate walking by chicken coops. They smell fowl.
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
This one laid an egg.
Please be clear when you speak!
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
Says right here, no ketchup on hot dogs.
Not messing with this cat
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
No, when he's that horny, leave him be.
Dad Jokes Are the Best
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
You know, all the best humor has that small grain of truth to it...
When you believe in the 'magic' of religion, why stop there?
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
It's amazing her brain can generate enough power to move her lips. Stick a fork in your eye stupid.
I collect tRump memes and dump them here.
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
Some good ones here, Alt.
An impeachment inquiry has begun [thehill.com]
zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:
About fucking time.
Ever been there
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
Oh yeah.
Funny loved the series
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
Created and written by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry. I still think I could have made Barbara Felton very happy. Heh.
Impeachment Inquiry Has Begun In-part: A memorandum, submitted by the committee on July 26...
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
About damn time.
I have avoided political comment for a few months.
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
It's easy to get discouraged, not much is going right just now. But this is where we need to spit on our hands, rub 'em on our knees, and get to work. These problems will get worse if we don't tackle them head fucking on, and even if we just slow the decline down for now, things WILL eventually reverse with constant attention, activism, and participation in the electoral process. C'mon, man, let's do it!
New BLM Appointee Believes Founding Fathers Wanted All Public Lands to Be Sold off - EcoWatch
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
Steal everything that ain't nailed down and fuck up all the nice things for a quick buck. I believe that was in their platform.
Defections!!! Republicans rattled after surge of retirements [politico.com]
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
Yeah, when you are in the minority party and you are forbidden to work across the aisle for anything, and the guy in the oval office is a batshit crazy white supremacist dictator-blowing moron, your motivation can slip a bit. Too bad, thoughts and prayers, guys, cuz I think you suck and I'm an atheist.
Beware of typos
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
Sometimes, obeying the law is its own reward.
Emotional support honey badger.
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
If my part B plan covers this, I want one!
I have a ton of respect for Michael Moore.
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
I agree with Mike! The more progressive the better, and I'm not even working anymore! When you move so far right you are in nazi territory, it takes a hard left to correct your heading.
An explanation on how a baby was made
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:
I can verify - this method works! 8-)
I have a question for the community that I am curious about.
zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2019:
Yeah, it can be irritating. I use an adblocker, and I have yet to whitelist a site. I did subscribe to the Raw Story site, I like what they are doing there and would love to see it continue so I think it's money well spent. If the adblock blocker gives an option to "continue without supporting this site", I click through that way - sometimes it works out, some sites don't have this option. I've stopped feeling guilty about small shit like this. If I can't get around it that way, I just don't read the content. The performance I see is much better this way - it was getting out of hand on a lot of sites.
Planet Mars invade planet earth😂
zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2019:
They better not or there'll be hell toupee.
What do you think? Too farfetched? [theunitedstatesblues.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Of course it could happen. A lot of things could happen. Best to see how it plays, but be prepared for the worst. Our biggest threat, IMHO, is the proliferation of propaganda among those not sophisticated enough to realize that's what it is. And it's getting harder to spot, even for those of us who are looking for it. Also, if this does happen, other outside forces will come in to fill the vacuum, and pick the winners. I am not completely pessimistic, but it doesn't look really promising right now.
Wedding vows...
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Always make sure there are no loopholes.
Why isn't it a choice like stores are supposed to offer?
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Of all the things that are wrong, unjust, and disrespectful in this world, I find it difficult to get too cranked up about a pillow with a slogan that you used to be able to buy but now you can't. If someone wants to step into the breach and can come up with the capital, it looks like a business opportunity to me. In the meantime, if you want humanist pillows: https://www.cafepress.com/+secular-humanist+pillows
Anyone else feel this way, or is it just me?
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
You don't need to be a bird. Be a hero, shit on their feet.
The shadow knows...
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Well that sucks.
I keep banging my head on the wall trying to figure out why the tRumpthuglicans are so hell bent on ...
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Well, yeah. That's always been it,
This must be all it takes be in his cabinet
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
"And he gave me a 10% off coupon, too."
Trump 'rodent' tweets ring true at Kushner-owned apartments [apnews.
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
This dimwit is supposed to clean up the Middle East and his tenants in the US can't get him to hire an exterminator? Okey doke.
Here's a thought, what if the pious are right and we do have souls that survive our death?
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
If you could pick your game, and they had pinball machines, I could see this. LOL
There's something wrong with Republicans.
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Oh FFS is right.
If tRump is still occupying the White House past January 20th, 2021 (notice, i did not say he won ...
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Almost sounds like you want him to stay, just to try this method out.
A few memes I’ve collected:
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
No punches pulled, good stuff.
Funny meme
zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:
Yabba dabba doo
Shhhh 🤣🤣🤣
zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:
If there were a link, I'd donate.
Still fighting but just so tired.
zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:
You got a lot of company.
‘Moscow Mitch’ Angry At Being Called ‘Moscow Mitch’ | The Last Word | MSNBC [youtube.
zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:
That's too fucking bad, right #MoscowMitch? Waaaaahahahaha!!
David Letterman talking about Trump on 2012 [facebook.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:
I miss Letterman. Very funny clip, he was in his element here.
Lol love this
zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:
A big part of the appeal of retirement is waiting until everyone is at work before you go about your usual business without any crowds.
God fearing
zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:
Nah, it's not just you. The whole shtick is ridiculous on its face.
HOW DO CHRISTIANS EXPLAIN THEIR SUPREME GOD HAVING FLAWED CHARACTER TRAITS LIKE ANGER AND VIOLENCE?
zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:
I think Voltaire said those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. The notion of a vengeful yet all-knowing invisible being is ridiculous, but if you believe it, you'll do anything to avoid punishment and gain paradise no matter how despicable it is objectively. Religion has always been about control, not really about a serious explanation of why things are how they are. IMO, of course.
What gives your life meaning? Why keep going? (just curious)
zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:
Personally, I don't want to miss anything good. I may not be able to read all of the books I want to read, but I'm going to give it a shot.
How many atheists do you know and consider them to be a "good" friend?
zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:
I counted four that I'm sure about, and I didn't count my kids.
With all the toxic, fascist anti-American rhetoric flying around these days, its time for real ...
zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:
Haha, basketball face! 8-)
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his subordinates, not his ...
zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2019:
This same principle applies to watching how people treat wait staff, sales clerks, tech support people, kids, animals, it all ties together. When you are a shitty person, it doesn't confine its symptoms to just one group or another, you are shitty to everybody who you think you can dominate.
My brain and my eyes are sinful and I know it😉😉😉
zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2019:
Oh great. Chipped paint on a pillar gets more action than I do.
For messing with people
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Good job, partner. 😊
Absolutely hilarious! 😆😆😆 Trump appears in front of altered presidential seal saying ...
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
This guy wins the troll award for the year! Nicely done!
‘Nervous much?
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
You can run, dickwad, but you can't hide forever.
We must be preparing to join as 51st state
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Weren't you guys paying any attention at ALL? Geez.
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Not just yet. Heh.
Maybe they would have done better for me.
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
In the long run, much cheaper. LOL
Trump got trolled big time [washingtonpost.com]
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Probably flew it past a focus group to see how they liked it.
Wooohoooo! Oh yesss!😉
zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:
One sure way to avoid tadpoles.
Decided to take a little trip.
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:
Macado's on King Street is good. The Red Onion on Hardin Street is also good, a little more spice. Plenty of good vegan places up and down King. My daughter went to school there. I miss not being able to visit since she graduated. Enjoy.
White Supremacists Warn Idealistic Trump Some Compromise Will Be Necessary To Achieve Their Goals ...
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:
Luckily, even in satire, he ignores advice.
Is there anyone who actually thinks Mueller's testimony will do anything to help?
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:
Even if it doesn't cover any new territory, it will be useful to hear the results reported as they actually were written rather than how Barr the Hut spun them and how the talking yam continues to misrepresent them, as he's been doing all week in the runup to the testimony. So from that perspective, yes it can do some good.
Lost in translation?
zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:
Punctuation and idiom both factor into this.
Oops wrong answer
zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Depends who was asking.
Trump is leading a hate movement, and the world is watching - The Washington Post
zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:
This shit WILL catch up with him. He will die in disgrace, possibly in prison.
Paint shop sign
zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Everytime I pick something for my house or paint something here and my ex wife doesn't like the color, it makes me smile. LOL
Don't get offended.
zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:
His pals just call him "Schlong" for short.
This is important!
zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:
This bears repeating to yourself, everyday, like an affirmation or a mantra. Do it so other people can hear you, too.
There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary - and those who don't
zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:
Wants to make me cry. Oh boolean hoolean.
Makes sense to me!
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:
That reminds me, I really need to get a dog.
Fair is fair
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:
Yeah, that's MORE than fair!! 8-)
This! If only most people were not idiots that follow crappy religions!
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:
I hope it's when I'm ready. You can never tell, you know. Your number comes up, it's up. And after it's over, who cares if you were ready, right?
I agree that making fun or otherwise criticizing someone's religion is in bad taste and can be ...
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:
So, nobody could criticize atheists or agnostics either? What about people who have no opinion about existential concepts? How about people who believe in human sacrifice? I don't want to put the force of law behind anything that enables people who criticize anything to be apprehended or, at the very least, fined. Nope, I don't think so.
This Star Trekkian Tribble between my size 14 feet is Trouble indeed.
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:
I love terriers. I've seen them intimidate much larger dogs. My last one (sadly gone 6 and a half years ago) had no fear of fireworks or thunder; he'd demand I let him out on the porch and he stood his ground and barked like hell at any loud sound like that. I miss that little guy.
I have a question for the people that are 100% certain that no gods exist. How are you THAT certain?
zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:
Question: which god are you talking about? All of them? Just some? Only one?
tRump again today is demanding that the 4 Congresswomen (the Squad) apologize to America.
zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2019:
Or Fred Trump apologizing for not pulling out or at least not wearing a rubber.

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