Are you sure the “B” grade was justified? Forida, soth of Gorgia?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Spelling is woke, makes kids feel bad for being functional fucking illiterates.

What will this so called Conservative Court do if a case on creationism appears on their docket?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Bullies really enjoy throwing their weight around. Given the chance to do it with a ripe creationism case, these schoolyard thugs will take it, no question about it.

Good morning!!!! Hope all of you have a great day!

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

I probably should go join the buffalo now. ;)

Been there, done that...

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

My folks never drank vodka. Another childhood tradition I missed.

Wouldn't stand a chance

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Drinking with strangers can be very risky.

I've got your sandwich right here, baby!

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

When your own folly consumes you.

DeSantis signs Bill into Law making students and faculty profess their religious and political views

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I have to hand it to DeSantis, he understands that the base wants a bully. Policy is unimportant, throwing your weight around to make the liberals squirm is exactly the point.

Now you're talking! 😄

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2022:

See, they never tell you everything, you have to ask!

Rudy Giuliani has been subpoenad to appear before a grand jury: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2022:

My advice to Rudy, don't let them tell you what to do, take several swigs of whiskey right before you testify. LOL

Not exactly the best selling point.

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Yeah? Ok, you go to the 50 man bukake.

Most likely to succeed in business

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Good grief, Charlie Brown, is that it?

Hit the nail on the head...Pardon the pun!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Ooo, not helpful dude. ☹️

Feckin' medical advice but..........."Whatever" :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Does that work? Asking for a friend.

Two kinds of 'stoned'

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Think this one through, partner.

A little girl is playing with Barbie and Thor.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2022:

This is a great mix and match joke. It will last forever with any number of different Kens, Thors, and Barbies. LOL

I don't have the exact quote but Rep Adam Kinzinger made a tweet about the primary challengers to ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2022:

He's right, but she is till gonna get drummed in the primary. I believe she is thinking of a national run.

"If you waste your time a-talking to the people who don't listen To the things that you are saying ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Great song, good memories.

You going to the rap supper? Mary Magdalene is coming per da Vinci.

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2022:

The chief toolbag and pedo apologist. Arsehole.

Scientists have discovered a new type of polar bear.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

That is timeless. 🤣🤣😜

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Every ten years this comes up again. Or more accurately comes out. Forcefully and with meaning.

[abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

I've been giving that some thought m'self.

I would not accept a check from him either. [kob.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

He'll probably blame Ivanka and send the bill to Mike Pence.

Elmo Claps Back At Ted Cruz The Only Way He Knows How [m.youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Almost as good as when Triumph the insult dog owned him live the other day. Yay Elmo!

Starting off on the wrong foot...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Oooo, you guys should have talked about that before the "I do" part.

Rep.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Does he wear his hair like that because he's stupid? Or is he stupid because he wears his hair like that?

Just had an epiphany...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

And what one hell of a job they are doing, am I right? LOL

“I think you can make fun of anything except things people can’t help.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

With some people, their ideas are very closely integrated into their sense of self and as they see it, those ideas are a part of who they are. Still, I've always said you need to take risks for true comedy. Uncomfortable lines of humor are, sometimes, the point.

Looking back, that was the happiest

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Should have checked for cameras first. This will come back to bite your ass, pal. LOL

I need an interpreter. Does anyone speak "Stupid"?

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

JFC, this dickhole was the president.

Well so much for being a "Superpower.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Even before all of those assets were lost, who the fuck paid for them? I'd love to see how the government gets its money. I need to look into that, I need a hobby.

It may go down in history as a great quote, OK, maybe not but still funny as hell.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

It's like the old Columbo show, "I'm sorry miss, I never told you his name." Rudy is such a toolbox. OMFG, right?

After that last hearing there has been a lot of new content

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Great set, OMH!

I tried dating a cougar once. But it turned out she was also a cheetah.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Don't tell me she was lion to you!

Ted get owned by a puppet. [m.youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Cowardly insurrectionist says what? They are not known for their quick wits.

"Da police aren't there to cause disorder.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2022:

I remember that arse hole.

I'm very late today! Hope you all had a good Wednesday!

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2022:

I'll be an understudy for the sniffing lines scene. 😏

Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. - Henry David Thoreau

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Not sure what the context is.

Ginni Thomas’ Lawyer Says She Won’t Testify at Jan.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Did anyone here honestly believe she would voluntarily testify under oath? Seriously?

For more meme's go to Memes R us [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Where do you think that granny got the idea? LOL

So the Chief Mental Defective of the United $tates of Absurdity had a habit of hurling his lunch at ...

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2022:

I hope they are protecting Cassidy. I'm worried about her.

"A president enraged" [bbc.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2022:

The part about him throwing his lunch against the wall, more than once, icing on the cake. Witness tampering is easy to understand, and it is happening right now - low hanging fruit. Seizing Eastman's phone...uh oh!

Flynn Pleads Fifth When Asked About Peaceful Transfer Of Power [youtube.com] Absolutely dispicable

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2022:

A former foreign mole. Convicted criminal, but pardoned. Doesn't admit he supports democracy. I recall he was involved in the martial law discussion, but maybe that's going to be in a later hearing.

I know I am going to get it for this one, I just had to though.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2022:

The key is not to say "you'll do anything". 😏

Don't spend money on doctors

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Piffle. We've had Magic Johnson here for decades.

Maybe he's playing with the wrong crowd.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Now that, that right there, that is dedication to winning at any cost.

Can these so-called justices be disbarred?

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2022:

1) They are appointed for life, but can be impeached and removed by a 2/3 vote in the Senate. Not likely, especially with either republican control of either house or a closely divided congress. 2) The law and the constitution is what the justices say it is. They are the ultimate arbiters, the sole judges. 3) They don't care what you think, or what I think for that matter.

May not be ridiculous after all

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2022:

They take a trip to the pleistocene era.

High school graduation in India

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2022:

I hate bullies.

Just sent my daughter, 32, a Valentine's card to hide cash. Ha ha!

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2022:

At least you didn't get a tattoo. Easier to get rid of a card than a tattoo. 😉

Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall. - William Shakespeare

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Yeah, but they also usually get the last piece of pizza. ;)

Competitive Dad: Yeees! 💪

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Split second decisions and quick flipping, especially towards the end when the bricks start dropping faster.

'This is a losing issue': GOP campaign consultants panicked about upcoming midterms after Roe ...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Panic, eh? Not remorse for the deaths they will cause, the lives they will ruin, the trauma they will inflict, the injustice they will foster, no panic for any of that. Panic because they might lose some elections. These guys are a bunch of dandies, aren't they? JFC

No problem! 😆

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Wait til he's finished, he will be lighter then.

Friday finally!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2022:

I go for not bad and funny at the same time, like this batch MG! ;)

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Just one hole, Paddy, and you only need your putter.

Can we please appreciate the honesty?

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Well that blows. Oh, wait...

“Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it”…………….

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2022:

And maybe even invent one?

Give a man fire and he will be warm all night.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2022:

That is a quote from the character Harry Dresden as written by author Jim Butcher.

Women for Trump Founder and Jan.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2022:

So, let me get this straight. You once supported a politician who demands loyalty but who repeatedly shows none, and now he does it to someone you supported and you are sad and butthurt. Is that about it? Gee, what a sad fucking story. ;)

Philosophy begins when one learns to doubt -- particularly to doubt one's cherished beliefs, one's ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2022:

It's a difficult discipline to master. The point is to try, thinking it through.

We see god every day, we just don't know it.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2022:

I thought that's where St. Ralph hung out.

666! 😆

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Praise the lord and pass the mustard!

GOP State Officials, Election Workers Testify About Being Terrorized By Trump Supporters

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2022:

The nazi playbook, right down to the brown shirts, being played out in real time for all of us to see. I have not been angrier than when I heard these folks who were terrorized by the bullyboy thugs who Herr Dickwad sent after them.

Way to keep a secret, guys!

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2022:

The reasons why are meticulously explained on Hunter Biden's laptop. JFK Jr. told me that.

“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2022:

I loved Galbraith. He was an institutionalist with a keen understanding of consumerism and the pursuit of personal wealth at the expense of commonweal maintenance. His major talent, IMO, was not his economic theories - they seem a little outdated these days and lacked statistical support, but were pretty spot on in the 60's and 70's. Rather his ability to communicate them in a way that most people could understand was superb. And he was an entertaining writer.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Thinks Elon Musk Is Black, SLAMMED After Calling Tesla Founder ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Well, if you can call people who aren't pedophiles or groomers pedophiles and groomers, I guess you can call a white guy a black guy. Your credibility is already shot to shit, so what's the diff? Sheeezus, what a douchewagon.

His style is different

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2022:

Unclear on the concept.

The real world is not fairy tales... lol

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2022:

Step sisters get some love too, ;)

Hope he gets his wish.11 hours no 5th.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2022:

Chicken shit chicken, bawk bawk bawk, baaaaawwwwkk.

Needless to say when I stopped in I was very disappointed.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2022:

I hear the curator is a real asshole.

Nobody is changing their mind over the Jan.6 hearings.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2022:

Last poll I saw said 1 in 5 republicans think this asshole should be prosecuted. To me, that's a step in the right direction.

“If life becomes hard to bear we think of a change in our circumstances; but the most important ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2022:

Yup, you can change your situation or you can change you mind.

Adventures of the mind.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2022:

That would sure be a lot easier, am I right?

I mean really..

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2022:

I'm almost sorry he is a fictional character, and a pretty ridiculous one at that.

It's like déjà vu all over again. - Yogi Berra

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

You can observe a lot by watching. - Yogi

Searching for the free reverse phone number lookup websites.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Those reverse lookup sites are a racket. They all use the same tech, and the same marketing gimmicks, and in the end they want your money. And I suspect that even though you see 9 or 10 websites with different names after a search, they are all the same company. It's a "time-invested" hook.

REPUG FLORIDA NUT JOB POLITICIAN SHOWS RANT ON TV.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it. - RNC Platform Plank Number 1

That's the way it is

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

I'd have to see this up close to render an opinion. ;)

I stop and pretend that I'm enjoying the view. 😆

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Maybe....LOL

Happy Saturday Morning!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

These are fabulous! LOL :)

Did Donald Trump ... - Build the wall on the Mexican border?

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Never golf because he was working so hard? Never lie? Acknowledge reality?

“Possession of material riches, without inner peace, is like dying of thirst while bathing in a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Ah yes. The more things that you own, the more that things own you.

Ew, just ew!

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Poor guy will never see her arse since she is doing such a great job covering it. Unfortunately, she is exposed to the cold eye of the law in many other areas.

Someone please teach this dingbat how to spell our country's name.

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2022:

She charges extra for the "date" if you want her to spell things correctly. 🙄

Worth a try. 😆

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2022:

Brave man. Foolhardy, but brave.

There has been no modern day love story like this

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2022:

Auuugghh! My eyes!

If you remember this...

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2022:

Minesweeper was the best. I loved the bigger grids, then when you have spent half an hour clearing all but like 5 squares and you pick the wrong one, kaboom!

CIVIL WAR HISTORY LESSON.

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2022:

It's funny, but I put the sad reaction. How in the holy fuck did we ever let this moron within 50 miles of the oval office?

What are your thoughts?

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

He won't do it, it's all just bluster. Equal time, but you're under oath? Fuck no!

The Spartans were the MASTER Stoics - they were regarded by the other Greek city-states as being a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Interestingly, the exact locations of both Sparta and Troy are lost to history.

Jebus wandered around, never took care of Mary while living and now doing "Happy Mother's Day"

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Hey, she agreed to it. But she was only 15. Which, to be fair, there was no age of consent back then.

Thinking positive here

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

The original cultural appropriation.

Head of Jan.

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

She said she'd be willing to do it. I'll believe it when I see it.

Thursday morning! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

I tell people to shut the fuck up all the time. I must be a legend by now. LOL

How should you fight if you must?

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Dirty enough to hurt, then get the hell out of there first chance. The best technique is get the hell out of there before any fighting.

The more I look at Donald John Trump the more I wonder how the U$A managed to elect such a morally ...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Hillary was no prize and she did screw the pooch in a lot of states that she thought (incorrectly) were all sewed up for her. But even so, come on.

“A good local pub has much in common with a church, except it is warmer and has more ...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Better booze too.

I am not going back there...

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2022:

Well that's a little harsh, no?

From another guy I follow on FB, Alex Schiller.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2022:

I agree with this. Most people disparage marketing, but those same people fall for marketing techniques everyday - from direct email contact, to merchandising, to advertising, to product packaging and placement, to branding, to segmentation tactics that market to subsets of the population, to subliminal ads, to simple click bait. In an economy in which something like 70 percent of the GDP depends on consumer spending, marketing is ubiquitous and insidious. We don't realize we are being manipulated, but we succumb to it every single fucking day. Politics is marketing a commodity, and the dems are waaaaay behind the curve here.

Now what ??

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2022:

Next, the panties.