FOR SALE Fiat 127 never been out of the garage :-D

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

What I wanna know is HTF it got into the garage in the first place! Fiats are not know for their ground clearance.

Stormy says it was the worst 90 seconds of her life, Cohen and Daniels team ujp to dish on Trump ...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Trump has fucked countless people, but Stormy has figured out how to make a buck at it. Good on her.

A good one from an old Anarchist.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Do they have karaoke in church?

How many atheist/agnostic/secular/humanism sites do you visit and/or interact with regularly?

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

I can't vote due to some error. I look at three other atheist sources besides this one, but they aren't websites. Two are facebook groups: Atheists Against Pseudoscientific Nonsense and Southern Atheist. I also see instagram posts from Atheist Republic. And, of course, Agnostic.com is the cherry on top of that godless sundae. :)

Good vibrations but should have been a uni-sex gift really!

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Batteries included?

Mike Pence's Reward From the Lord?: [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

What a stooge.

We should make this a recurring event. I would totally pay the pay-per-view fee.

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2021:

Dueling fuckwits. I can almost hear the banjos.

Damned ice cream truck.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2021:

I hope she at least got a popsicle out of the deal.

I can't give a thumbs up or respond to any posts. What's going on? Am I in Agnostic. jail?

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

I'm not sure what the story is. My guess is a bad symbolic link somewhere in a javascript call, but I see that behavior sporadically too.

Wonder what it means

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Looks like there might be missionaries nearby.

No, it does not.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

I was airways sort of a backdoor man, m'self.

Another sad post.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Looks board too.

Poor Kermit.

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I want to hear you beg, froggie boy, or I will hear you croak instead.

For members interested in economy and finance

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Something I want to keep my eye on.

Fly little one

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Tonight's the night.

The pizza must get through

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I'm still trying to picture some poor kid delivering pizzas on a freakin' motorcycle.

Massive protests as Poland implements near-total ban on abortions

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2021:

The catholic church has a long and checkered history in Poland, most recently with its involvement in support of the Solidarity movement that booted out the russkies. Poland is also currently in the grips of a move to the right politically, and I'm not sure the ban on abortions wasn't part of a coalition between church and right wing politics, like here in the US, but I wouldn't be surprised. The poles are a resilient people, having been conquered and removed from the map for 200 years - my grandfather's immigration papers said he came from Germany when in his mind he most certainly did not. If this unpopular decision irks the population, it will eventually be either widely ignored or swiftly overturned. Solidarność na zawsze.

McConnell: Trump Tricked Me Into Backing His Coup [nymag.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Usually, with Moscow Mitch, your best bet is not believing one fucking thing this vile abomination spews out.

What would it take to force Donald Trump to confront his own lies and deceit?

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Sodium pentathol?

I have been tempted though...

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Rocks in your pocket are better than rocks in your head.

three and a half if you're in an elevator

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2021:

My farts are NOT average, thank yew very much.

What a wonderful contrast to the crappy Trump sessions!

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Big difference.

Gruntled as all get out.

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2021:

It sounds like something they'd say in medieval times to reference something naughty. "What dost thou do under the covers, father?" "I gruntle. Shall I gruntle thee, mother?"

From what I have read, on the net this morning, Dump's "faithful-to-the-end" legal team is ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2021:

I read someone suggest that he doesn't legally need a lawyer, he can simply defend himself. That would be fitting end to this shit show, him going all Captain Queeg on the floor of the senate as he drools and raves and threatens individual senators. I believe he may be running out of both potential attorneys and money to pay for them as the banks shun him. Not sure I'd watch.

Still waiting.....

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2021:

I think I dated her.

Want to marry a ghost. [nypost.com] Anything’s possible in Australia.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2021:

You wouldn't need lube, would you?

I feel sure she will sue

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Just what exactly was the accident, DOC?

Not exactly tRump but addresses his "kind" This evoked an emotion in me so figure a few of you ...

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Whoa! Very passionate and true. I can relate.

Saturday's bashing

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Aroma is a key indicator for much of the animal world. Even us simians have grasp of that. So I think it might be fun to have a discussion regarding various figures in the news: "What Does He Or She Smell Like?" I am guessing, for example, that Cruz smells like a mix of Vitalis hair tonic and smegma, maybe a hint of ass. Fun game, yeah?

If you donate one, will there e a question of child support???

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Man 1: I just got 35 large for selling my left nut. Man 2: Holy shit, did it hurt? Man 1: Nope, in fact, I had a ball....

Trump Made No Plans for Administering COVID Vaccine As Americans Died As many millions of ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2021:

I'm at a loss to come up with anything the talking yam did that you would call "work". You only get so far simply telling incompetent people to do stuff and never checking to see what they are doing. If they screw it up, hey not my fault. Interesting political model - the cult thing just gave it legs. Good job here, Johnny.

Talk about adding insult to injury...

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Now THAT is hilarious!

Federal Judges Start Retiring Now That Trump Can't Pick Their Replacements [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2021:

I saw this today. I'm happy there is a set of jurists who have a both conscience and a love for the law regardless of their political leanings. I am beyond pissed that all of those unqualified wingnuts that Trump appointed are there for life.

Lend me a hand here

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Now I've known many many dickheads in my life, but never a dickheaded pussy cat. A name? I dunno, I might go with "Peener". LOL

I just wish I had gotten in on it.

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Short sellers are the ghouls of the financial world, but hedge funds are just greedy capitalists legally gambling with someone else's money. I love it when social media punks turn on rich guys who've never had any pushback before and pulls down their pants. It warms the heart.

Alternate Facts? How About an Alternate Being? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I'm wondering whether she is going to blame this on her staff posting on her behalf when she is the star - if that's what you want to call it - of this horrible harassment video. I hope she gets drummed out of congress and ostracized by society at large.

We have had many comments as usual but I want to say this I am so freaking impressed with Biden /...

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Me too, but let's not forget - there are still barbarians at the gate, and brown shirts mingle among us.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

This looks like the cast picture from an all-donut porn scene.

My nomination for best print ad ever.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Forget the BMW, I'll take the other model!

just for laughs and you’ve got to be kidding.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I'm still trying to work through how exactly corn flakes can keep you from flogging the dolphin.

Pency is "resentful," is he?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I also read that he is moving around because he has received numerous death threats from some "very fine people" and doesn't want his whereabouts to be commonly known. Now, he IS a dick, and he brought this on himself even if he didn't know he was doing it, but I mean c'mon. I guess I should stop expecting any sense at all from the asswipe's "base", but they fool me every time by getting just a little bit more wackadoo. These are straight up fascist tactics, there isn't even enough of a question to have a debate about that. Fucking nazis. I hate fucking nazis.

The hits just keep on coming

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Ahhh, funny, not funny. Thanks G-man.

Makes Me Proud of Our Northern Neighbors: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I love those guys. But you know, they had me at poutine. LOL

Heartwarming story

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I LOVE it!!

Could explain things

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Gopher big hit, gopher big weather. LOL

The president has an unfucking-believable task ahead of him ... 😏

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

That's how you eat an elephant. One bite at a time.

Consequences And Mental Health: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Well, I'll say it again, the only way this fucking criminal will face anything resembling justice is at the hands of a mob.

Foot adornments from around the world - Detroit --> Mar-a-Lago

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Awww, that's not fair! I'm not saying it isn't funny, but it isn't fair either. Edit addition: Ok, the Mar--Lago one is in fact fair, and still pretty funny. :)

Saagar Enjeti: Trump’s Third Party Will DESTROY The GOP, No Matter What Happens [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

First off, good. Second, though, starting even a moderately sized national political party takes money and work, and more than a little luck. I'd be surprised if they could plausibly pull this off, maybe make common cause with the libertarians but I don't see that happening. But third, it gives all the clowns who ought to be questioned as a consequence of further sedition violence a good chance to self-incriminate.

Hoping my friends in the northeast are hunkered in!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

People here in NC actually are SAD we haven't gotten snow this year and openly pull for crappy weather. "Just a few flakes, nothing too deep" they tell me, like there is a dial somewhere you can set.

Trump Pardons Do Not Quite Cover All the Ground: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

When you work for a sloppy moron, you have to expect to get some poo poo on you. Flynn is the prick I wish we could get. I wonder if the pardon includes his seditiously calling for the imposition of martial law in a public document?

Keilar calls out Dr.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

If you stay somewhere to try to fix the problem, and you can't, you are then a part of the problem.

I love these quick cooking tips. They have cut way down on my cooking time.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

You're right. This is a pretty quick way to impress your guests. LOL

DEAD PEOPLE VOTED Sen.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

This type of ass-wipery runs in the family. His pop, Ron "Two sets of books" Paul, was a favorite on the Alex Jones travesty.

No, no it's not.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Life is not fair. And faulty logic mixed with sell-pity does NOT help. LOL

I grew up in a staunchly Catholic home in a Catholic neighborhood, and 8 years of parochial school.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

At mass, the priest would read one selection from a gospel and another taken from one of the epistles. I never understood what they meant. In college, I took a course on biblical exogesis, where I learned the gospels were written decades after the time period when this guy supposedly rose from the dead, and that there were a bunch more gospels that king James didn't like, so he didn't include them in the Bible. The icing on the cake was the coursework I took in philosophy. Since then, I have been heaven and hell free. 😌

One of my favorite bloggers posted a new video.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

We each choose which fictions we believe. I hope your buddy snaps out of it, but the prognosis isn't good.

You know who you are...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

A terrified matzoh ball?

Lonely at Mar-a-Largo? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Maybe he can take the Trump University course "How to Make People Like You"..🤣

Woke up this morning, gorgeous day in Florida, no humidity, 70 degrees, turned on the news, top news...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Yeah it's nice. I have the feeling this is just a lull between crises, that's how it's been going. But hope springs eternal...

I'm fucked, am I?

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

That looks like one of those tropes with one kid holding another on his shoulders, and they both put on this suit and try to talk themselves into a strip club. LOL

Coming to prison soon

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

He wishes he had that much hair, but it's still funny.

Trump Shell Companies? Nah, Not Really...you Mean....? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

This is going to get better and better. Light comes on, roaches scatter, big rat in the middle of the room left holding the cheese.

Letters From An American 01/22/21

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

From what I read, the only thing that kept this from happening was the assurance from ALL of the top DOJ leadership that they would quit if this was executed, and Mr. TV Game Show Host didn't like the optics. Yeah, he didn't think it would look good, so he didn't do it. Hey, if you want to mount a successful coup, you need to have more balls than that. JFC

What a sick fuck! And more fodder for his impeachment and jail time. [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Absolute hubris.

Never under estimate me.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

It's grounding to remember that you can fuck things up much worse than you've done in the past at any time.

Latest News Flash from the Directors of the Guinness Book Of Records.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I'm disappointed that the holy ghost didn't even show here.

Good way to end up with a black eye

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

As Eddie Murphy's character said in 48Hours, "Lack of pussy makes a man brave!"

Anyone ready to start a McConnell Pinata group? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I'd join.

That's one way to look at it

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I wasn't aware this was an option. This changes everything.

Trump Supporter Who Took Private Plane to Storm the Capitol and Then Begged for a Pardon Is Now ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I guess everybody's appetite for violently overthrowing the government isn't as big as she thought it was. Fuckwit.

Trump Departs White House to Find His Company in Shambles Donald Trump returns to his company ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

He should have kept his salary and put it in an index fund, because you can't use property under a dozen liens or so as a down payment for a trailer park.

The beginning of a new freedom.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Sounds like a great place for the Trump Presidential Library.

Many real dumb things actually.i

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I've been told that, but I can't really recall. And that's the story I intend to stick to, you honor. LOL

Cogent thoughts for 21 January: 1.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Ok, I can see most of that. :)

Would expect this

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

This would be true if he had any residual value to Putin at all.

Dump has said he will be seen again.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Given his manly courage, I'd guess he is going to run away to some friendly dictatorship. He might escape extradition to the US like that, but the Saudi's want their money, and they don't worry about stupid extradition treaties, just sharp bone saws.

Way to go, Joe!!! [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Scranton boys don't fuck around. 😊🖖

Better than kissing frogs?

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Looks like my tinder feed.

Poor little guy!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Double dick butterfly. I always wondered what that meant when they suggested it. LOL

Here's the direct number for Ted Cruz's office, I just left him a message for him to resign.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Good job, MG.

His true colors

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Volksfluffenmitjizzum

Playtime for trump [newsthump.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

As I respond to this, about 17 more hours.

I’ll wait a bit longer

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Get ready to use the "Well you never asked" defense. Til then, keep your mouth shut and your zipper open.

And the good lord said "the prophetess Mary shall show you the future" :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

This is one of those quotes that you WISH was true.

Willing to give it a try...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I never thought to try this.

It's the preferred method

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Doesn't everybody?

Ken Khachigan Former speechwriter for President Reagan I saw this guy being interviewed on BBC ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Let's not forget all the progress we made in the area of civil rights and race rela...what? Oh, wait..

Bonus, I learned a new word today!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Here, I'll even chip in 5 bucks.

He should of been removed a long time ago! [ktsm.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I heard he also wants to have a commission with an apple and a tree to investigate whether gravity is rigged.

Dinosaur social distancing.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Yeah, and what about Fred Flintstone, HE had dinosaurs!

You thought Texass was crazy? Get a load of Floriduh's krazy Kooks! [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I wonder how it went when she yelled at the magistrate during her arraignment, they tend to be a bit prickly about stuff like that. LOL

Nostalgic review of tiny fraction of Donald Trump's truth deficit disorder.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Aside from the utter lack of truth, you will note a concomitant and irritating, complete lack of shame. Or remorse for that matter.

An old friend (who retired and lives in Mexico) Posted this on Facebook with the advice that we all ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

About 10 seconds.

So its not against the law to sell presidential pardons ?

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

The missing doses are probably up for sale on Eric's eBay site. As far as selling pardons is concerned, hey, the money for porn star payoffs doesn't grow on trees, you know!

This beeyotch says she was glad to be on the insurrection and has no guilt in her heart.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

What's the real estate market like for Texas seditionists? Asking for a buddy.

No military parade for Diaper Donnie! He’s lucky they don’t drag him down the street by a rope ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Maybe he can get the coveted "Silver Bone Spur" award for chicken shittery.

Damnit Gary!

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Fool me once, shame on you....

This fucking coward cant even own up to his own bullshit.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

That's right Ted, shit on the living room carpet and blame it on the dog and call for him to be put down. That's our Teddy all right. Fuckwad.

Republicans Call for Unity While Refusing to Acknowledge Biden Won Now that they’re on the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Reminds me of the guy who murdered his parents who asked the judge for mercy because he's an orphan.