Can't we pass an amendment saying that if you're involved with the WWE it disqualifies you from ...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2018:

We can't pass an amendment saying everyone has equal rights regardless of gender. But your idea for an amendment is good too.

It's going to get a point where tRump pisses off so many of our allies that they will turn on the US...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2018:

You know, a lot of science fiction stories were based on the premise "what if Hitler had the atom bomb?" Now we have that scenario. But in this reality, so do a lot of other countries, even if we have more than any single one. So, there can really be no scenario where other sovereign powers remove this modern day Hitler except one that includes a massive nuclear conflict, which nobody will really win. This is the depressing reality. I'm still betting on a domestic insurrection and a potential military coup if the politicians in the legislative branch can't find the will and the majority needed to act politically, but that is a remote possibility as well. I hope, I really truly hope, none of these situations come about. It's depressing.

What's the best response to "why are you so quiet'?

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Silent Cal was a dick who advocated trickle down tax cuts about a century ago, but this anecdote applies to the topic. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/01/10/few-words/

What's the best response to "why are you so quiet'?

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I only speak when I have something of substance to say. Give it a try.

Trump Pathalogical Liar

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

In other news: fire is hot, water is wet, sugar is sweet, and Republicans are soulless bloodsucking agents of pure unadulterated evil.

What if we fed people instead of giving weapons to people that dismember journalists?

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Republicans :"That's crazy talk!"

Seen on Facebook

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I wish I could blend the angry and nauseous reactions. I went with angry. There are a number of other things I wish that I probably shouldn't put out there. ?

DO YOU LIKE MY NEW T-SHIRT? It fits perfectly! :D

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

You look fantastic in it! ?❤️??

WHAT IF THE REPUBLICANS WIN EVERYTHING AGAIN?

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Let's do our part to see to it this doesn't happen. The article doesn't raise another possible consequence, open rebellion and a military coup. Could happen.

Is It Time For A Serious Discussion About Execution for Treason if Mueller Proves Trump Committed ...

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I always predicted that fake tan boy would follow in the footsteps of Mussolini, who consolidated fascist power with other dictators and eventually wound up hanging by his heels. Treason is difficult to prosecute if there is no actual war, and as others have pointed out, congress has to find the will to act. I am not in favor of capital punishment, primarily because it is unjustly and unfairly applied to the detriment of non - whites. I'd be OK with it here, but it would have to get a lot worse first. And it might.

I guess I’m trying to find a common thread with people on here that’s not necessarily faith ...

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

If you look closely, there are a few defining characteristics of the membership here. First, everyone is incredibly attractive, just physically appealing using any criteria you want. Then, there is the far above-average intelligence. Finally, we are atheists and agnostics. Correlation among the factors? Someone should research that. As for the people who like to argue, who cares? ?

Who Should Pay On The First Date?

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I've always picked up the tab. If my date offers to split, I immediately ask her for a second date. ?

I couldn't have put it better myself:

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Bullies who can no longer intimidate you really have no place else to go. I love this.

@HippyChick58 just made Level 9! Congrats!

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Whoa! Now *that* is a high class, high level atheist!! Congratulations, Ms. Chick, I salute you! ?❤️???

Is he two faced, or just stupid?

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2018:

He's just a southern republican Pol who lies when it suits him. He's also a prissy ass kisser.

This article is from back in March, but I think it’s still funny.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2018:

It was tragic in March, and it still tugs at the heartstrings, no? No, no it doesn't, it's fucking hilarious! ?❤️?

What do you do to look better in photos? Apart from turning your back.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I tend to oversmile. I try not to do that. It doesn't always work.

What’s your “Woo”?

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Studying past race results and times can help you pick a credible 3 horse perfecta box in any given race. The woo part is I think it reliably works 25 percent of the time. I know from experience it's not true. And yet...

How can people still support this nut?!

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Unfortunately, imagination is not required to picture this. It is horrifyingly real.

Look what was in my mailbox today!

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Looks great on you!

I want this to happen... Apologies to those who live in Jesusland.

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I'd move if they could swing this.

In case you missed the fish drinking beer [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Now wait just one minute here. There's something a little fishy about this one...

Separation of church and state? I wonder if this guy has ever heard of it. [rightwingwatch.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2018:

What. A. Dick.

Did my part.

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I voted early last Wednesday. Felt great.

I think an addition has been put in to this photo

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2018:

That's better, more accurate.

CNN just had Trump on live and he is asking for a 5% cut across the fuckin' board from every ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Create a ballooning deficit crisis with fiscally irresponsible tax policy, Blame big government, cut programs designed to uphold our infrastructure and help our citizens, profit!

I saw this on Facebook. I thought this was pretty accurate.

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Remember the crusades, right? The inquisition?

Very True

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I think it's a way to not address something and take credit for trying to convince an invisible sky fairy to have things go your way, as though that's a good idea and takes a lot of effort.

Pocahontas vs. Pinocchio

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2018:

You don't get into a cage match with Conor McGregor, a chess match with Gary Kasparov, a stock car race with Dale Earnhardt Jr., a 100 meter dash with Usain Bolt, or a name-calling contest with Mr. Mushroom. That would be a mistake.

Food for thought

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2018:

The tooth fairy has a similar problem. Heh.

How do these people live with themselves?

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2018:

You always know what they are up to because that's what they accuse the other side of doing. It is such elemental projection, and it fools his toothless base each and every time.

Piers Morgan Disgusted With "Emasculated" Daniel Craig Carrying Baby Daughter

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I guess this would bother me more if I actually cared what Piers Morgan thinks or says. As it stands, these are the words of one more clueless putz. SMH

WAHOO!! A new anti-Ted ad from Linklater. Discussion on Morning Joe. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Burger wars are always cheesy.

Again with the "I'm president, you're not.

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Yeah, well you are also a narcissistic, treasonous, deliberately ignorant, sociopath and I'm not, too.

Outside Time and Space?

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2018:

"Is outside time and space" is the same as "is not". So I think you have it right. Put "God" as the first word in the two phrases I just quoted. See? ?

Do you like being spontaneous or planning ahead?

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I gotta be ready, and you need to think ahead for that. When I have the basics covered, I can be spontaneous within the framework of good preparation. Sounds like you had a good time with your buddies this time, though.

trump’s Fascists republicans have now form their own brown shirt gangs! Known as the “ proud ...

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

You're right. We can't have this brownshirt bullyboy bullshit legitimized. Except for the vote, you tell me what to do. I'm open to ideas.

And you know that Cheeto Hitler approves:

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Yeah, like that's ok and we can deal with it. No, no it's not ok. It's criminal, unconstitutional, un-American, and simply wrong. You want to have the most people you can voting. This signifies that if you can't win, you cheat. Anyone, except for the people who are cheating think that's a real good idea in a democracy? Cue the nitwits who will tell you it's not cheating because there is voter fraud, WITHOUT ANY PROOF. Fuck me, we are in some deep shit here.

Trump started with Reagan!

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

A friend of mine called me the day Reagan died, said he'd been saving a bottle of good champagne just for that occasion. We drank it. We survived the nightmare. Then came Bush 2. A trainwreck of a presidency, with trillions spent on a pointless war to enrich his vice president, and then he was eventually done and I thought, well, that's the worst we'll ever see, and Obama stepped in. Now, Obama was not perfect. But he wasn't Bush nor was he Reagan, so ok. Then this absolute disaster steps into the oval office. I am saving three bottles of good champagne: one for when he is removed from office, one for when he is convicted of felonies and incarcerated, and one for when he dies. It's all I got. Stay strong, y'all, and support the resistance and its candidates - VOTE. If you have been disenfranschised, sue! Power to the people, y'all.

A Dull Moment Would Be Nice

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Only a dull president and his lying morally bankrupt enablers, I'm looking at you Sarah.

I have posted this in 3 different groups.

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Jimmy Kimmel had this young woman on to perform the song the other night. Unfortunately, people do not surrender privelege easily.

Is the solution to "hate speech" more speech or less speech?

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Less speech, more conversation. Don't talk about people, talk to people.

Political correctness was not even the original term it was called Alternate insert target here.

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Is this a troll? Disapproval of the use of epithets and stereotypes in everyday conversation is not, and never was, a "reign of terror". Inventive explanation, I'll give you that.

Validity of a theory

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Religions aren't theories, they are stories, unsubstantiated assertions, fiction.

People like this make me sick.

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2018:

The more ridiculous the idea, the more these fuckwits believe it. Where do you start to undo the willful ignorance?

I love Donye!

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Ewwwwww.

New Rule-You Lose My Business

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2018:

3 or 4 places I no longer patronize.

Well? What?

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Stay horny, my friend.

Can I talk about my feelings for a bit?

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2018:

If you get involved in some other effort that helps others, larger than yourself but non religious, that might help. Habitat for Humanity, adult literacy, mentoring at risk youngsters, canvassing for a good politician, volunteering at a soup kitchen, meals on wheels, your local pet shelter. And someone mentioned theater, I bet you can find a community theater group or even a high school that could use your help. You know god is a myth now, so we have to help each other ourselves. Good luck and let the guilt go!

What's next, fake glasses & mustache? [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Talk about amateur hour. This is how they think, or whatever passes for thinking in the orange twilight zone.

impeachment now!

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'm good with it. Let's get this show on the road.

[washingtonexaminer.com] tariffs vs taxes

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2018:

You learn this in undergraduate economics. The deliberate ignorance of this policy is appalling.

I would love to see Paul Ryan do a perp walk

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2018:

An empty suit completely whored out to all that money. And also, a putz.

So this hurricane brings this question to mind.

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2018:

I recommend contributing to a secular charity. I've been impressed with the work done by the Foundation Beyond Belief, but there are others. https://foundationbeyondbelief.org/

Just wondering, about past experiences.

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Distrust or dislike of atheism or agnosticism is learned behavior, you have to think through why you don't like someone using that as a basis. Dating and courtship, on the other hand, are heavily influenced by raw animal magnetism, which you clearly possess in quantity. 8-)

An interesting development concerning Kavanaugh: Forbes: Chief Justice Roberts Requests Tenth ...

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Ten to one nothing happens as a result.

I needed this laugh!

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Oh, I am so down for all of that! LOL

Love this parody account.

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Hard to tell it's satire. Sadly.

Trying again to violate the Bill of Rights [aclu.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Well, if it gets to the SCOTUS, this will be ruled unconstitutional. Oh, wait....

Trump in action.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Ewwwww.

Looks like a GOP cash cow might be getting ground into hamburger. [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Good. I'd like to put these butchers out of business and see Lapierre perp walked out of his office for treason.

"Tough as Texas" conjures what sort of image for you?

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Cruz is a craven wuss pol. He's creepy too.

Are there any special purpose in our life other than eating, drinking, sleeping, making merry, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2018:

You need to supply your own meaning aside from all the biological requirements. The Dalai Lama suggests that helping others provides meaning, and if that's not possible, don't harm others.

he might like it!

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2018:

That's awesome!

OMG!! Best thing so far today!!!! And take the time to read through the comments! They are ...

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2018:

It takes your mom to reeeeally embarrass you. The sons look like they have their heads on straight, though, in spite of the questionable parenting. ?

Yesterday I received a text telling me that I can vote from home.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Well, if you can get an absentee ballot, this is technically correct. But I'm guessing the text was more deceptive than that, right?

Men who cannot express their feelings

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Maybe he didn't miss you, but lacked the courage to say so. That's a communication problem related to honesty, not necessarily a lack of ability to express his feelings. Also, maybe you should show him the door and lock it behind him. But to make a good assessment, I'd need to hear his perspective too. In any event, good luck. Relationships are hard.

What life-altering things should every human ideally get to experience at least once in their lives?

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

The taste of a home grown tomato. ??

Just a random something I found stored in my cousin's garage...

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Embodies the group concept. Very nice. ?

I didn't know exactly where to share this.

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

This sounds familiar. Just as silly as ever.

Any doubt this is why?

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

No, no, that's it exactly.

I dislike trump so damn much

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

We all do, at least in here.

[wonkette.

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

That is a very powerful and accurate, I think, piece. When we think about the yam bullying people and think why does he do that, it's because the bullying is the point. His disaffected numbnutted followers like it, simply because of the cruelty and the expression of power of those they think feel as though they are better than them. Sad.

Little Big Man

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

And what one fuck of a job you're doing too, you moron.

Not a fan of Willy Nelson or Taylor Swift, but I do think it's funny how the two of them have gotten...

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

And Scott Baio. A star studded list of Trumpers. I've always love Willie. I may have to start listening to Ms.Swift.

We can DREAM...Can't we???

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

If only. A pipe dream, but boy would that be sweet.

I love progressives in red states.

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

NC is slowly coming around. We are gerrymandered to death here, but the resistance is still intact and growing.

Happy indigenous peoples survival day! Columbus did not discover America.

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2018:

He also enslaved a fair number of Native Americans and unleashed several deadly European diseases on them. Nice hat, though.

Hope from the next generation.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2018:

We should respect the office of the president, but the president himself can be a criminal narcissistic treasonous asshole. We can and should point it out. The girl in this meme has some gumption.

With the latest confirmation to the supreme court, the world looks at us with dismay, from The ...

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Well yeah. *I* look at us with dismay. What a nightmare.

I'm angry as fk.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Nothing to argue with there. I'm with you, cat. ?

trump’s newest rally calls us out of as a mob who wants to disrupt the rule of law and take down ...

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2018:

How do you really feel about it, OTM? No, I agree with you. There's a case slated for October called the separate sovereigns case, that depending on how the court rules, means that a presidential pardon affects even state and other jurisdictional charges. When the frat boy SCOTUS majority rules in favor of the case, which it will, the orange fuckwad will be pardoning everybody, including his own lard ass. Not a damn thing we can do about it. I'm considering Costa Rico before international travel is banned for democrats, which is coming, believe me.

Pie in the sky daydream.

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2018:

It's never been done before, but I doubt that's a possibility. It is certainly highly improbable.

Do atheists observe Halloween?

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I got involved with it when my kids were younger, but since then and since they moved out, I am not that enthusiastic. I never got involved with adult costumes or parties. The neighborhood I live in now doesn't have a lot of kids, so that will probably do it for me.

Do you attract a certain type of the opposite sex? Do you have a preferred type?

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2018:

For a reason I cannot explain, married women find me fascinating. Also, women with lots of personal problems seek me out. My preferences are for single women, and women who have their lives more or less under control. So there is a gap there.

It is now official we now have become a criminal republican Fascists State! The republican ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2018:

On the bright side, we could be in Russia. Oh, wait....

Im curious to know how many people believe that after the age of 60-65 or even older that they are ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2018:

At 65, I'm starting to lose hope. I thought I had something like that a short white ago, but it slipped away. I don't think it's impossible, but it doesn't seem to be likely either.

I just can't anymore..

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Me neither.

Shortest conversation EVER through online dating.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Better to find out first. Saves time and grief.

Have you stopped watching a TV show, or listening to a musician due to their political beliefs?

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Well, I won't buy tickets to see Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise. Can't think of anyone the other way. I'd go see Clint Eastwood, but I think he's about finished.

Friends I find myself confuzzled.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Blow it off. As A Leo, I find it easy to do that, but you are gonna have to concentrate. ? I kid.

Apparently lots of people thought this was going to far.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I dunno. No matter how you look at it, the little girl is a pawn. I agree the nominee brought her into it, and that was the first and worst mistake. I hope she manages to pull out of this crap as she matures. I've given up on the nominee. The cartoon is edgy, but you need to take chances for humor, especially satire and commentary.

Scarier than that text message everyone got: I just deleted an email from Ivanka Trump from the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2018:

If there was a bj involved, it's a trap. Um, a friend told me that.

The Wheel of Time TV Series Ordered by Amazon Studios [deadline.

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I LOVE this series. It's been a few years since it was finished after the death of Robert Jordan the original writer. The guy who finished up the series, Brandon Sanderson, is a talented writer in his own right. I started reading some of his other stuff (the Steelheart trilogy, the Mistborn series), and he never let me down. This is big news to me, I hope they don't screw it up. It is truly epic in scope with fantastic characters and a great magic mythology. Yay!

just a few trump memes

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Tanning stone. Heh.

From the past... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2018:

HAAAAHAHAHA

Valhalla!!!

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2018:

No lie!

Plagiarism, anyone?

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Well, as I always said, you can fool some of the people some of the time... I kid. ? Yeah it's a little sketchy, but in online forums, that's pretty much what I expect. I do tend to post a lot of snopes links when people repost disproven tropes, and that includes false attributions, but I'm not anal about it.

Trump/Hitler one in the same.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Well, Hitler had that one nut thing, but 45 has his mushroom package, so ok, close enough.

So I told my mom this past weekend that I am Agnostic.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2018:

This is a good reason to continue to speak about your beliefs. You never know when you'll find a kindred intellect. Good for your mom, fabulous for you. ?