This company is number 1 in the number 2 business!

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Gives a new meaning to "step on the gas". Heh. 🤣

I just can't decide who's most deplorable, Trump himself, his ardent supporters or Congress for ...

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Without his followers, he wouldn't be where he is, but without his senate henchmen, he be gone by now. I think there is no wrong answer in that they are all odious traitors.

OMG.

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2019:

"I'll preserve, protect and defend the constitution like you've never seen before. Nobody preserves, protects, and defends the constitution better than I do." Dipshit.

God is everywhere.....it seems!

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2019:

You mean god didn't friend you? No, I see it more and more too. It's not healthy, IMHO.

[friendlyatheist.patheos.com] This is discrimintation

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2019:

The "show me" state, huh? I got something in my pocket I want to show you. Want to guess what it is? Damn, I hate these bullyboy dickwads, I really do.

A Favorite Hike: Ingalls Creek Trail

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Great looking hike, LH! I eat food that I dropped all the time - but you gotta get it in 5 seconds. Heh.

@Admin, I come home to find this! Kessie swears it was addressed to her but she doesn't even have a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2019:

You have to admit, it looks good on her! Congrats on the level up. Kessie looks like she needs some cheese. 8-)

Hello everyone! I'm a recovering ex-cult member and joined this site in an effort to learn more ...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2019:

It's tough to wriggle out of the grasp of cultists, especially if your parents are members. I congratulate you, sympathize that you had to go through that, and welcome you to the world of reason, as well as to this site. Your mind will take you as far as you let it. 8-)

Belief is the death of intelligence do you agree?

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Linus Pauling, one of my atheist heroes who won two Nobel prizes (the peace prize, and one for chemistry), said this when asked what he believed. "I believe that all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles." That quote galvanized my own atheism some 45 years ago, but it is in essence a statement of belief. He was not an unintelligent man. So though I know what you are driving at here, no, I don't think that's universally true.

Do you think this can be a good name for a church? (Big potential for a massive men following)

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I dunno. A lot of men wouldn't be able to find it. 8-)

Trump's New Enemy: Survivors of Sexual Violence

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2019:

That's our theocrats for you. If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Jimmy Carter says the US is the most warlike nation and that is costing it the progress it could be ...

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Yep.

Alexa truly understands our sex lives... 3 easy steps, right on the box... ?

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2019:

I don't need no stinking timer! LOL

I'm just turning 65 today. What's your relationship to that number and age?

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2019:

I am 65, gonna be 66 in July, and I've been retired about a year and a half. They started buying out us dinosaurs, and replacing us with younger, cheaper, and more technologically current replacements. I've applied for social security to start after I turn 66 and I was prudent with my savings so I am quite comfortable. I have no urge or need to return to the work force. This shit is great! ?

What's your super power?

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2019:

I raise the ability to fart to a transcendent level. I can really scorch them.

Jesus is risen! Great!! So he finally dragged his lazy ass out of bed.

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2019:

So, you're having a tough time getting anything meaningful out of Jesus? Competition can be inspirational. Give the contract to Jorge and see if that lights a fire under Jesus's resurrected ass. ?

Dandelion on steroids?

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Goats like to eat shit like that. So if you can get access to a goat, that'd be one organic approach to mitigating any spread.

It's Sunday.

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Where I hail from originally in NEPA, the few churches that remain in my hometown have switched to using recordings of musical bells blasted over loudspeakers instead of actual bells. Here in NC, there are a lot of strip mall level congregations without any bells at all. Nothing from the hindu or Mormon temples either. The megachurches generally are in auditoriums, and again no bells. The Buddhists mainly show up for the food. Sorry you've got a ringing in your ears, I know it can be irritating.

I hope you all enjoyed your 420 Day celebrations!

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Luckily, being retired has no drug tests.

On impeachment, Warren just stole the show from her dodging Democratic rivals

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2019:

She's right. Just about everybody knows she's right, including those who defend the talking yam for their own purposes, which usually include discriminating against any one of a number of ethnic or gender related communities and raping the planet for profit.

oh thank goodness there is a group on here that's anti-trump.

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Always good to meet someone who isn't a brainwashed bigoted moron. Happy you found us. 8-)

What wouldn't Trump be prepared to do if it meant one upping Hillary?

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Well, he's a pussy all right. So...

Tried watching a good Friday BBC programme called The Easter Story but found it intensely irritating...

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2019:

I guess it would depend on how technology developed without a religiously inspired profit motive which ignores externalities and runs roughshod over anything in its way. Would that happen any differently in a largely pagan world? Good question. At the very least, though, that whole dark ages vibe with the inquisition and the elimination of scientific minds in favor of superstitious bullshit would definitely have panned out differently. Great thought experiment. Good post.

I'm a substitute teacher.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Good on you, brother. You've got some company here. Just jump in and hang on!

Too bad, I would like to hear their rendition of " The Reptilian Romp".......

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Sounds like a croc to me.

If you can make a woman laugh, then you can make her do anything.....Marilyn Monroe.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Nope, nope that's a damn lie.

Exactly!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I can get behind this.

Teach your children well

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I got two like that. *Proud*

I have read the ‘double speak,’ of this demented government report.

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Yeah, you're right.

Lesley, ya'll need less Jesus. [ladbible.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2019:

People actually go through life with this level of inane self-deception. Sadly, they also reproduce.

RNC has released the 2020 platform

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I like how they use Obama and BLM rolled up with the KKK as examples of "racist". Also, I might not know a whole hell of a lot, but it doesn't seem like a good idea to antagonize "women MMA fighters". Just sayin'.

More proof that Donald is a racist [thinkprogress.org] DonaldTrump racism UN

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Kind of like proving that fire is hot.

Thought I share something that made laugh and smile.

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Nice to see your roots run true. My folks were always Democrat, in unions, pro solidarity, walking picket lines. My dad admitted he voted for Ike, who would now be labeled a socialist. Embrace your heritage!

Knock Knock

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2019:

No, no. You have to knock *three * times on the ceiling if you want me. Twice on the pipe if you ain't gonna show. 🤣

Demanding know the oranges

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2019:

In spite of his skin tone, and unlike oranges, he does not have "a peel". Not to me at least.

🍜🍟🍔 If you had to live inside an underground bomb shelter for one year, and could only ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Duh, menudo of course. 🤣

Evangelical Taylor U community in uproar over Pence speech: "Deeply at odds with following Christ"...

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2019:

The Taylor folks who objected to Pence have empathy, integrity, and a true desire to not persecute vulnerable groups. Respect.

Four years ago today I took a ride in an ambulance that would change my life.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Good on you for staying with it while they did their jobs inside your chest, and for being aware enough to know who to thank.

Only one more sleep till winter comes for us all.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I wouldn't bet against Arya.

Movie theatre ???

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I just make sure I get a seat close to the aisle since I have to leave at least one time to take a whiz. I eat snacks after I leave the theater. 8-)

If you do , run...they are crazy!

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I've yet to meet someone like that. But I'll keep the advice in mind.

Chicken Tandoori is not bad for a change but the jury is out on that one and may never, ever return...

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I prefer deep dish to thin crust.

‘Lock him up!’: Calls grow for Mnuchin to be jailed for interfering with the release of ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Nooch is looking at some time here. Let's see if it happens. I bet he bails.

Funniest thing I've read today.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Well I just feel fucking awful. Thoughts and prayers, you crook.

Donald encourages law breaking. [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

If you wanna call that news..

Will Drumpf hand over tax returns or drop out of the race or declare martial law? [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I'd like to see all the blue states he screwed over with his stupid tax bill all follow suit. This is a great idea. Who gets on the ballot is different state by state, so he can't do anything on a federal level. ?

White House proposed releasing immigrant detainees in sanctuary cities, targeting political foes ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Once again, we see that sly, nuanced, sophisticated strategic brilliance of the talking yam and his genius cabinet. Kinda like putting chewing gum in somebody's hair and blaming the guy next to you. A chess master move. Sheeezus.

Get out and keep my privacy ???

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Shitty move, dude.

Obama Demands to See Trump’s Elementary-School Diploma [newyorker.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Plenty of circumstantial evidence suggests he did not.

The rule of law in America is under attack — by its chief law enforcement officer [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2019:

We are so fucked.

Is anyone else slightly offended by the fact that the Life of Jesus is on the "History" channel?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Whatever sells ads.

Workplace religion.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Do you have an hr department or a compliance office where you work? Register a complaint with whatever you have. If you have neither, complain to either your state DOL, or find the nearest federal DOL office, and register complaints there. You may suffer retribution from your employer or fellow employees, and if you do, document it and sue. ?

Mnuchin reveals White House lawyers consulted Treasury on Trump tax returns, despite law meant to ...

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Of course they did. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, it would be news if these bozos did anything that *didn't* break the fucking law.

11-Year-Old Astrophysics Genius ‘Proves’ Stephen Hawking Wrong About God

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Well, props to this kid for going big. It sounds like a more nuanced version of Pascal's wager to me. He's gonna have to get some pretty compelling evidence to claim his logical framework is proof, and some of his assumptions seem a bit contrived. But he's a smart kid, and I'll read whatever he comes up with.

Why the Video of Hasan Minhaj Teaching Ellen to Say His Name Went Viral

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Those of us with consonant - heavy Polish surnames can definitely relate. Many of us just give in and promote a common mispronunciation because it's easier. Personally, I use an easy - to - pronounce alias for things like ordering a pizza or making a reservation. The struggle is real.

Trump told border patrol agents to defy law, block migrants: CNN [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I'd actually like some of these goons start breaking laws and getting marched to jail, especially if they can prove they were acting under illegally issued orders by the orange capo. That would be one way to catch him.

And not even as much money as he likes to claim

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

We all make bad choices,sweetpea. How do we bounce back, that's the key. You can still do the right thing, I know you can. I have my doubts, but I think you can do it. ?

An English guy was stopped and asked to give a breathalyzer test.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Put a sock in it, Frenchy!

Trump's cabinet reminds me of a Queen Song.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Time for another "acting" secretary? Or just someone who acts like a secretary?

Secrecy behind Saudi nuclear talks infuriates Congress [thehill.]

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

And, as usual, it's Obama's fault. I really hate these money grubbing traitors.

Is there a resemblance?

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2019:

She's got her own look, right? And it is nauseating. But she owns it. No doubt.

The worn ultimatum.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Well, yeah. You think we didn't figure that out yet, you ignorant asswad?

Would you do this for a relationship????

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

No fucking way!

If the king james version was good enough for paul & silas, it's good enough for me!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Horseshit is horseshit whether it comes from a thoroghbred, a Clydesdale, or a nag.

yea, um, yea

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Whoa! That's a big toomah! 8-)

Michele Bachmann has made it clear she thinks it's the end of time, Jesus will come back soon.

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

The key word in your post is "impaired". We can stop right there, unless somebody wants to toss in a few more adjectives.

I Call Bullshit

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Yup.

Someone said that even if you don't believe in God, it is advisable to live your life as if there is...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That's horseshit. Easy one. Anything else? 8-)

Study: Poor African Americans in the Deep South Are Most Likely to Be Audited By the IRS

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Don't go where the real fraud occurs. Harass the powerless. Classic class suppression.

Ivanka and 7 Dirty Words

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

The cash laying around on the floor is a nice touch. LOL

i hope everyone is ok!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

All clear here. LOL

A little Easter season humor...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I always wondered about that.

Oh! This is what I like about Church!!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

A lot of people come back from this.

A PREDICTION I am absolutely convinced that the Democratic ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Nah, I think that's wishful thinking horseshit. He'll take Alabama. That'll be it. Maybe Mississippi. Dems have ideas. R's have the talking yam. The senate will flip. Lots of damage to repair afterwards.

"Throughout history, every mystery that's ever been solved has turned out to be.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

You're onto something here, GK.

These windmill memes are golden....like the showers the orange blob likes

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

One more reason to build them. And it's a good one too.

Beauty/Ugly Anybody ever thought the reason Mitch McConnell is so mean and stupid is because he ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Nice. ?

Back to work!

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Yeah, that whole genre is shot to shit, isn't it?

Breaking News!..this is Awesooome!

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

What, me worry? LOL

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

What’s your opinion on Pete Buttigieg?

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

He is certainly ambitious and very well-spoken. I like having him in the race because he will probably bait the MAGA crowd into bigoted insults relating to his sexuality. But I don't know that much about his abilities to develop policy at the national and international levels. If he's the nominee, I'll vote for him.

Chickenpox vaccine case: Judge won't let Kentucky students back in school

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Wish we could find a way to ban these idiots from the entire country. Try that shit somewhere else and see what happens.

Essential oils crisis

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Good to know. And don't you DARE get vaccinated! ?

Okay.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

What would happen? News providers would lose advertising revenue, which is why it will never happen.

Sooooooo Authoritarian!! Sanders warns that Democrats are playing a ‘dangerous game’ by ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Remember, whenever they accuse anyone of doing something, they are doing that very thing.

Trump stated, in public, that his father was born in Germany.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Yes. Yes they are.

OMG!! The Orange Toddler says "we need to get rid of judges" on the immigration front! ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

That would make things a lot simpler for him, am I right? How is that not a violation of the oath he took to preserve, protect, and defend the constitution?

Don't step in that!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I taught basic logic to freshmen at the University of Scranton as part of my duties as a service scholarship debater back in the early 70's. I sure hope some of them remembered this. For the record, I knowingly used logical fallacies to win debates, but also called out the opposition when they tried to pull that shit on me. Some things never change.

Mass extinction?

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Yes.

Mr. Two-Faced Idiot strikes again! [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Arsewipe.

Partisan Investigations

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

And guess what shit eatin' Lindsay Graham wants to investigate. Again.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Not a moment too soon, but I guess that's relative.

Backpfeifengesicht A German word stemming from the word meaning something along the lines of "a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'd come out of retirement for that opportunity.

So I am a member of a group on Facebook for Dessert storm vets (Yes Pacifist vet here) And this guy ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Isaac Asimov wrote a very good novel with part of this Schiller quote as the title. In spite of the reference to the gods, Asimov was a famous and outspoken atheist. You can't argue with willful ignorance. Thanks for serving.

Catholic priests in Northern Poland recently burned "sacrilegious" Harry Potter books.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I saw this. I looked for it on snopes hoping it was an April Fools joke, but no, it's not on there. This is very sad.

I think that the Democrats are making a strategic mistake by NOT debating on Fox news.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

It makes it look like we are scared of them and their horseshit. I don't think anyone cares whether the dems debate on Fox or not, but it opens the door for the nyah-nyah response we can expect from the party of orange.

Put a sock in it????

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

So sock it to them, yeah?

For those who have missed "Deadwood".

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I loved that show! I need to find it and stream it before I watch the new one.

BlahBlahBlah!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

This is a cross between Fox News and the Twilight Zone.

Ayiiiiii! Wooooohooooo????

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Well, I've had several people tell me "you're impossible!" So...