Why the Video of Hasan Minhaj Teaching Ellen to Say His Name Went Viral

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Those of us with consonant - heavy Polish surnames can definitely relate. Many of us just give in and promote a common mispronunciation because it's easier. Personally, I use an easy - to - pronounce alias for things like ordering a pizza or making a reservation. The struggle is real.

Trump told border patrol agents to defy law, block migrants: CNN [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I'd actually like some of these goons start breaking laws and getting marched to jail, especially if they can prove they were acting under illegally issued orders by the orange capo. That would be one way to catch him.

And not even as much money as he likes to claim

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

We all make bad choices,sweetpea. How do we bounce back, that's the key. You can still do the right thing, I know you can. I have my doubts, but I think you can do it. ?

An English guy was stopped and asked to give a breathalyzer test.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Put a sock in it, Frenchy!

Trump's cabinet reminds me of a Queen Song.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Time for another "acting" secretary? Or just someone who acts like a secretary?

Secrecy behind Saudi nuclear talks infuriates Congress [thehill.]

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2019:

And, as usual, it's Obama's fault. I really hate these money grubbing traitors.

Is there a resemblance?

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2019:

She's got her own look, right? And it is nauseating. But she owns it. No doubt.

The worn ultimatum.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Well, yeah. You think we didn't figure that out yet, you ignorant asswad?

Would you do this for a relationship????

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

No fucking way!

If the king james version was good enough for paul & silas, it's good enough for me!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Horseshit is horseshit whether it comes from a thoroghbred, a Clydesdale, or a nag.

yea, um, yea

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Whoa! That's a big toomah! 8-)

Michele Bachmann has made it clear she thinks it's the end of time, Jesus will come back soon.

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2019:

The key word in your post is "impaired". We can stop right there, unless somebody wants to toss in a few more adjectives.

I Call Bullshit

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Yup.

Someone said that even if you don't believe in God, it is advisable to live your life as if there is...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That's horseshit. Easy one. Anything else? 8-)

Study: Poor African Americans in the Deep South Are Most Likely to Be Audited By the IRS

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Don't go where the real fraud occurs. Harass the powerless. Classic class suppression.

Ivanka and 7 Dirty Words

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

The cash laying around on the floor is a nice touch. LOL

i hope everyone is ok!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

All clear here. LOL

A little Easter season humor...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I always wondered about that.

Oh! This is what I like about Church!!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

A lot of people come back from this.

A PREDICTION I am absolutely convinced that the Democratic ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Nah, I think that's wishful thinking horseshit. He'll take Alabama. That'll be it. Maybe Mississippi. Dems have ideas. R's have the talking yam. The senate will flip. Lots of damage to repair afterwards.

"Throughout history, every mystery that's ever been solved has turned out to be.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

You're onto something here, GK.

These windmill memes are golden....like the showers the orange blob likes

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

One more reason to build them. And it's a good one too.

Beauty/Ugly Anybody ever thought the reason Mitch McConnell is so mean and stupid is because he ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Nice. ?

Back to work!

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Yeah, that whole genre is shot to shit, isn't it?

Breaking News!..this is Awesooome!

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

What, me worry? LOL

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

What’s your opinion on Pete Buttigieg?

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

He is certainly ambitious and very well-spoken. I like having him in the race because he will probably bait the MAGA crowd into bigoted insults relating to his sexuality. But I don't know that much about his abilities to develop policy at the national and international levels. If he's the nominee, I'll vote for him.

Chickenpox vaccine case: Judge won't let Kentucky students back in school

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Wish we could find a way to ban these idiots from the entire country. Try that shit somewhere else and see what happens.

Essential oils crisis

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Good to know. And don't you DARE get vaccinated! ?

Okay.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

What would happen? News providers would lose advertising revenue, which is why it will never happen.

Sooooooo Authoritarian!! Sanders warns that Democrats are playing a ‘dangerous game’ by ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Remember, whenever they accuse anyone of doing something, they are doing that very thing.

Trump stated, in public, that his father was born in Germany.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Yes. Yes they are.

OMG!! The Orange Toddler says "we need to get rid of judges" on the immigration front! ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

That would make things a lot simpler for him, am I right? How is that not a violation of the oath he took to preserve, protect, and defend the constitution?

Don't step in that!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I taught basic logic to freshmen at the University of Scranton as part of my duties as a service scholarship debater back in the early 70's. I sure hope some of them remembered this. For the record, I knowingly used logical fallacies to win debates, but also called out the opposition when they tried to pull that shit on me. Some things never change.

Mass extinction?

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Yes.

Mr. Two-Faced Idiot strikes again! [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Arsewipe.

Partisan Investigations

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

And guess what shit eatin' Lindsay Graham wants to investigate. Again.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Not a moment too soon, but I guess that's relative.

Backpfeifengesicht A German word stemming from the word meaning something along the lines of "a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'd come out of retirement for that opportunity.

So I am a member of a group on Facebook for Dessert storm vets (Yes Pacifist vet here) And this guy ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Isaac Asimov wrote a very good novel with part of this Schiller quote as the title. In spite of the reference to the gods, Asimov was a famous and outspoken atheist. You can't argue with willful ignorance. Thanks for serving.

Catholic priests in Northern Poland recently burned "sacrilegious" Harry Potter books.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I saw this. I looked for it on snopes hoping it was an April Fools joke, but no, it's not on there. This is very sad.

I think that the Democrats are making a strategic mistake by NOT debating on Fox news.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

It makes it look like we are scared of them and their horseshit. I don't think anyone cares whether the dems debate on Fox or not, but it opens the door for the nyah-nyah response we can expect from the party of orange.

Put a sock in it????

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

So sock it to them, yeah?

For those who have missed "Deadwood".

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I loved that show! I need to find it and stream it before I watch the new one.

BlahBlahBlah!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

This is a cross between Fox News and the Twilight Zone.

Ayiiiiii! Wooooohooooo????

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Well, I've had several people tell me "you're impossible!" So...

A couple were shopping.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I can relate!

Feeling too depressed for good humor.

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Attaboy Adam! ?

The Church of Satan isn't having it... LOL ?

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

The Satanists are good folks. I understand their concern here.

It was just about this exact hour, one year ago, that I stumbled across Agnostic and signed up.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Keep it coming brother, we can handle it!

I just want to tell everyone I am so pleased to have found this site.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Welcome to the monkey house, hon. ?

We paid for it!

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Looks like we are going to keep paying for it one way or the other.

so this is the real reason!

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

It wasn't for lack of trying.

Settle for moderate to boring sex?

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Not easy being you, is it? How does this guy feel about all of this? Have you talked with him about it? In anyone gets too comfortable with any given situation, they are stuck in a no-growth zone. For some people (like you buddy, for example), that is the goal. It doesn't seem to be where you want to stay. If you don't make a change now, things will probably deteriorate between you two as resentment becomes the default for both of you. You can either change your situation or change your mind. That's all I got, LH. Good luck, hon.

Warning: You can't unsee this. Parental advisory required.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Where's that nauseous tag when you really really need it?

Conservative writer zeros in on the Republican Party’s ‘painfully obvious’ vulnerability — ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

When you can't argue ideas, you attack people personally. That's how this whole crappy party is now rolling.

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zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Ooo, a mangina. At least he shaves it.

[youtu.be] Is it wrong that I find this so funny?

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

WTF?!

In 3 words, go!? I'll start: Oh, okay. AND?! Or Take some jelly!

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'll miss you.

What's the best anti-Donald Trump joke you have heard?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Never piss next to someone who looks like an orangutan. That's just a good general rule.

Breaking News: Trump will not be competing in this year's Special Olympics.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

A lot of the special Olympians are pretty good athletes. I doubt the yam-like doughboy could credibly compete.

Death Threats and Drained Bank Accounts: Life on the Wrong End of the Mueller Probe - POLITICO ...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Gee, that's too bad. Hey, who do y'all like in the Duke game tonight? 8-)

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Honest misunderstanding. Heh.

Rhett Butler would have approved

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Things are about to get a little hairy.

Here it is.. quick and dirty overview we want to see.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

The naked truth.

Good job kid? keep it up!???

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Give this kid a lollipop!

Such a vain fucking prick...... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Assbag of the century, no doubt at all.

As I left my house this morning I noticed a small boy on the side of the road with a cardboard box ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2019:

it happens.

Should the American call for a general stike if Bob Barr refuses to release the full report by ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I'd save the strike as a third or fourth escalation. You need to build widespread momentum to be effective.

A great cartoon that sums up Barr's summary.... [scontent.fmia1-2.fna.fbcdn.net]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Yeah, that's about right.

I love Japanese girls, they really know what to worship! (Kanamara Matsuri).

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2019:

We have women who support 45,which is sort of the same thing,am I right?

Bullshit. Teathugliscums care only about Rich people.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Well, his ignorant base is literally that stupid, so...

Your mom annoyed you? Do this? booooom!?????

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ouch!

GTFOH! That's all that was saved?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Did you thank her for leveling the rest of the house. Cause she did that too ya know.

How many here would settle for this arrangement?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

My late mother, who expressed herself in a very earthy fashion, told me that couples stay together "as long as you are both willing to swallow each other's shit". It is always a crap shoot in that respect.

Mitch Mcconnell is a scumbag! [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Mitch? A scumbag? Wow, that's shocking.

Yours Truly: 25 March 2019, I look like such a dork! Messy hair, but it's me. (Pic)?

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Looking good, sleepy! If someone calls you a dork, say "I prefer to use the term 'smarter than you'". ??

And we're off and running for Benghazi 2.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like network TV, which is evidently the model we are now using to run our government, if it gets good ratings, produce a spinoff. The ignorant "base" loves this shit. It was once the case that we valued intelligence and creativity. Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of it. I don't even know this country anymore.

Memories March 24

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

These are all great!

Mueller did not find Trump campaign "conspired or coordinated" with Russia BY STEFAN BECKET, ...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Stay tuned, more to come.

Now, this could entice me to join a church.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

If you're Jewish, it's corned beef. With potato salad.

Trump isn’t smart enough to understand how the Supreme Court is about to disempower the presidency...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

This is some scary shit. As powerful as the oligarchy is right now, things will get Russia -level worse because the president is an idiot. I understand Costa Rica is friendly to American expats.

What happened the last time the GOP tried to install a fascist dictator (interesting article!) ...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Treasonous pricks flock together, don't they?

Not the most masculine he man

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Where's the nausea tag when you need it?

How “Case for Christ” author Lee Strobel fabricated his best-selling story – Alternet.org

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

So an unabashed fraud manipulates truth while claiming he is using logic and hard investigative techniques to confirm the superstitious beliefs of gullible people for money? Wow. That's gotta be a first, no? RME

This is why I don't drink strong liquor. ?? I'm laughing so haaaard!??? [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

You'll notice he didn't sing. Yeah, he was a little horse.

Parody post

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Oh, I have a suggestion! Ask me! Ask me! 8-)

Naked Men Orchid - perfect talking point at dinner

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I'd stay away from the nectar...

I got a good laugh! 😅😂😅

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2019:

This joke is sort of flat.

Fears next election will be decided by Americans.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Don't laugh, it could happen.

Show us your bone spurs! Vietnam Veteran Ex-Senator Tells Trump How To Silence Bone Spur ...

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I always liked the senator.

If John McCain's ghost wrote Thank You Notes

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Even dead, sharper than a talking team.

Trump’s untruths about Veterans Choice illustrate the sheer audaciousness of his lies Trump ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Man do I hate this fuckwad.

Trump Has Now Shifted $1.3 Million Of Campaign-Donor Money Into His Business [forbes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2019:

The grifter in chief. Robbing the country blind so his trailer trash base can claim they are owning the libtards. Meanwhile, their Healthcare disappears. It's like a conservative fairy tale.

What do you know, Johnny Carson did mention Trump. [m.facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Does the talking yam know Carson is dead? I doubt it, cuz he'd attack him if he did.

Hiding...…..

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I got the divorce, it was cheaper.

He keeps going and and going and going...

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Arsewipe, shit stain, moron, liar, jerkoff, fuckhead, narcissist, bigot, misogynist, con man, huckster, nazi, and.... The face of the Republican party. SMH

The Facts Matter - Rob reiner

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I hope so.

Another potential relationship ruined because I won't be in a threesome with him, and his god.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I'm sorry, hon. Better to find it out sooner rather than later. Don't give up!

REFERENCE A IS MARINE CORPS ORDER 5802.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2019:

One more dick move from an administration filled with witless dicks.