"View the past as your enemy, and it will be an albatross.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2022:

A lot of people, including me, were adamantly against that nightmare too. When you have the wrong people calling the shots, you get this kind of insanity.

HEADLINES AND PHOTOS OF UKRAINE'S FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY [marijuanamoment.us14.list-manage.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2022:

President Zelensky is a true patriot. Everyone holds out hope that when things go sideways, a hero will appear. Occasionally, it actually happens. I hope he survives this bullshit to see his country rebuild and to secure his legacy.

Fuel and logistics problems frustrate Russian advance Though Russia’s President Vladimir Putin ...

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2022:

In chess, we call this a blunder.

Russia interfers in our democracy.

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2022:

We have never been truly united. We've had stretches where we weren't openly antagonistic, but it's always been north vs south, rich vs poor, urban vs rural.

I really am in danger of LMAO.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

Awww.

I need ammunition, not a ride. -President Zelensky of Ukraine

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

I grew up between two Ukrainian families in a region where they were a significant portion of the population. Those fuckers are tough. You piss one off and he grabs a hold of you, you almost have to kill him to get him off. The russkies made a mistake here, and people will die unnecessarily.

This month, 12,000 U.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

This whole situation is a chilling demonstration of the evil power of propaganda.

[youtu.be] The great Mel Blanc on the Jack Benny Show.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

The man of a thousand voices.

Talented...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

Bosses don't like it when you throw some shade their way. LOL

Few today will remember Bob and Ray [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2022:

They were on radio for decades. I'd encourage all to find the many examples of their work available on YouTube for a kinder, gentler, more cerebral quality of humor. They had a ton of recurring characters and had a large body of work which was principally done impromptu without any script live on the air.

Just remember...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Both my kids are millennial. I can't understand why boomers complain about them, they are hard working, socially conscious, and value experience over the simple accumulation of cash.

Paul Krugman has a great idea to reign in the Russian oligarchs Laundered Money Could Be Putin’s ...

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2022:

In my mind, it has always been going to come down to class warfare, the ultra-rich vs. everybody else. The wealth gap will incentivize more and more revolutionary movements - not all will have good intent or tactics, nor will that be their only agenda. Some will be noble but doomed to failure. What a fucking mess, yeah?

You go girls!

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Put the hammer down, ladies. :)

The History of Maus....

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2022:

The people who need to see and comprehend this won't ever come close to seeing it.

Penis Surgery A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Aw! 😞

I had to smart off

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2022:

If she's gonna set 'em up, you gotta knock 'em down.

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2022:

A classic. Nicely done.

Trump sides with Putin... and no one is surprised. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2022:

Of course he does. Where do you think he's going to run to when the law finally catches up with his lard ass? He can be Putin's personal pet fluffer. That traitorous twat.

I used the wrong words.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2022:

Learn how to read the, uh, room there partner.

“Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, than ...

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2022:

Yep. Similar to the title of the WC Fields movie, "You Can't Cheat an Honest Man". (They were casually sexist back in those days, but you get the idea.)

I identify as agnostic but I can’t imagine not celebrating Christmas.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2022:

We celebrate the solstice, which pretty much coincides with xmas. We celebrate what, as the billboards say, is "the reason for the season". ;)

A diplomatic solution

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2022:

He's a twat all right.

So very true. I used to have a very close relationship with my huge extended family. Not anymore.

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2022:

I tried to overlook it in some people, but it always gets worse.

Put The Newspaper Down

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2022:

These days, it's "put the cell phone down".

I expect many people were offended by the Senate Republicans refusal to find Trump guilty during the...

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2022:

It is infuriating.

Only if members of the wait staff are EMTs.

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2022:

I wanna durm stick.

Eric Trump Got Very Emotional, Literally Almost Cried On Fox News Over The Mistreatment Of His ...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Well, that is a frigging shame, you know? Not really, WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

This would appear to be true.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Pissin' proud! With morning wood, no viagra necessary. ;)

When the rich wage war it's the poor that die. --Sartre

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Little bee gets the pollen, big bee gets the honey. Black man picks the cotton, white man gets the money, Take me back to Tulsa....

Yeah, who TF is Anita?

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Uh oh.

The ‘racist’ Manhattan DA just may be one who sends Trumpty up the river.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Yeah, I noticed that thanks.

Who's going to tell her?

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Not that different from a gerbil, really.

Taste just like chicken.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

LOL!

Cat Chaser

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

The "everybody else does it" defense!

Animal abuse Call the RSPCA

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

See, here's the thing, they LIKE it! ;)

[vm.tiktok.com] Jesus 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2022:

With all the wine, I would have guessed bladder. LOL

Doing it wrong again

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Looks like somebody already got a lid out of it.

Is he not already known as The Big Liar?

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Even though I know it's childish, I prefer more colorful sobriquets, like the Manchurian cantaloupe, the talking yam, or Mar-a-Lardo. But he is undoubtedly the biggest liar I've ever seen on the national stage.

A few more then I'm done

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Nice batch, Glenn.

There was a knock on the door and I answered it to a woman in thigh-high boots and a mini-skirt.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2022:

People can be soooo judgmental.

Hahaha 🤣…

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2022:

It's all about priorities. We all know that. LOL

That's a double Oh Oh for you Paul! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2022:

That is a demographic-specific scam. :)

Lots of breaking news lately.

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Nope. At worst, he'll serve his time, assuming he gets any, in home detention, or some other horseshit arrangement.

Hey Everyone, Please give a warm welcome to the new Group owner azzow2 and new moderators ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2022:

I love this group! You did a great job, and I know the new admin and mods will carry on the laughs. 💜😁

My mom called it the "catch-all drawer"

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2022:

We all have one, come on now, admit it!

Oh nevermind.

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2022:

There's your answer, you dumbass. LOL

Talk about funny money .... [offers.proudpatriots.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2022:

It should be a three dollar bill, cuz he's as phony as hell.

I have several Facebook friends who are constantly proselytizing.

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2022:

I will join my vote to the many others here recommending the option to unfollow. I check back every so often for some folks to see if they've cleaned it up, and if not, they remain unfollowed. I've stopped arguing with people online - I used to do that a lot when I was younger and it never ever resulted in anyone changing their minds and it just got me cranked up for nothing. There are lots of other good suggestions in the comments too - you can experiment trying each one to see what works best for you. Good luck!

No moose knuckle either! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Big boy pants on a guy who just believes he's a big boy. :)

Could get messy...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Oooo, that cuts a little too close to the bone for me.

You've heard of the freshman 15?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Yeah, I just figured it out, it's about 15. *sigh*

Nothing definite but he could be!

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2022:

It's either him or the pizza guy.

Just do it.

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2022:

I can..um...feel the love.

These guys are something else! [tiktok.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2022:

He's got balls, I give him that.

Here’s to the Evangeloonies and Jesus freaks…….

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2022:

It tastes like ice cream! Come on, say it! Drink this KoolAid to wash it down!

Siri, I have a question....

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Just teach 'em to answer to "Hey toots". *ducking*

What a response! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Who wants to tell him? LOL

Just what the world needs, more stupidity.

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2022:

When you start with "a flat earther claims", everything that follows is like wah wah wah wah.

Din Din time

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2022:

Too much cheese! 😜

I hate chaffing...

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2022:

He only wears it when he wants to feel....special.

Trump's longtime accounting firm cut him off and said 10 years of his financial statements 'should ...

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2022:

Wow. The heat got so bad that the *accountants* bailed. I never saw the name of the firm in the article, I assume it isn't anything close to the big 5.

Valentine's day meme dump! Lol

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2022:

Oh my! Happy val day! 😜

Why is the Catholic League's Bill Donohue making $1,000,000 a year?

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2022:

A bunch of grifters. Donohoe has been an asshole for years - he is the reason I stopped getting Dominos pizza, even in an emergency. Why is he making a million a year? My theory? To launder the money, duh. Only so many pizza places you can buy.

Guy flirting with me: So, do you have any wild fantasies?

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2022:

Very edgy. LOL

Valentine's plans.

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2022:

Me too.

"Bdub bdub bdub, confefe" that's all folks(just saved ya fifty smackers)

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2022:

They are all the same speech, though.

Did religion give an advantage to pre-industrial revolution societies?

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2022:

Not religion per se, but the church. Church hierarchy foreshadowed the organization of civic government, introduced the concept of an office in which the power and responsibility was vested, and the person exercising it changed when the office holder did (vs. strict line of succession monarchies and fealty fiefdoms). By the time the industrial revolution rolled around, these ideas were already internalized in government structures.

Well yeah, so what?

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2022:

I had more, but they are dying on me.

Staff in the White House residence would find the toilet clogged.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2022:

We are all pointing at you and laughing, you rotund vulgarian.

I've thought for many years that modern olympians were going down hill but this confirms it! :-)

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2022:

What he lacks in distance, he makes up for in style points.

And she said I wasn't romantic...

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2022:

True love!

Madison Cawthorn Reaps What He Sowed [youtube.com] The guy is falling, the guy is falling!

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2022:

Not only should they remove his traitorous candy ass from the ballot, he ought to be in the hoosegow saving cigarettes to trade for a bar of soap.

“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2022:

When I was a technical writer, the goal was to say things in as few words as possible. Clarity being equal, shorter is better.

Did this guy pocket my $20?

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2022:

Yeah, he totally took it with him to the nearest bar. Slainte! LOL

“Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength” ...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2022:

At some point, we each have to make peace with the fact that we cannot plan for every eventuality, that no matter what we do, something unexpected will occur. Having the self-confidence to deal with things like this because we've successfully done it before and can probably do so again eliminates a lot of worry. Getting to that point is a different journey for each of us.

Ok, I was born in Southwest Louisiana and didn't live north of Interstate 10 until I joined the Air ...

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2022:

I got 30. Lived in NC for 35 years, but I still discover things down here.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Oh my goodness. Grammar lesson learned.

Good morning folks

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2022:

About time.

Instant death not so bad but a $200 fine as well, I think is a bit too much!

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2022:

At that point, I'd say "charge it". Heh.

Why has it taken for a year for these boxes to get there?

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2022:

You can be sure he didn't. The bar to prosecute under this law is pretty high, mainly because we never anticipated the American electorate would BLOW CHUNKS like it did when it elected this fucking criminal. We will be paying for what those voters did for a looooooong time, and honestly we may never recover, at least not in my lifetime.

This seems accurate.

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Too true. You have to give up a LOT in ANY relationship. The longer you fly solo, the more irritating it is to fly with a co-pilot second-guessing your navigation.

I'd add trump to the mix for good measure

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Well, any response related to MTG requires a trigger warning. Heh, get it? Seriously though, I use an old crude method here to come to a conclusion, so you might want to skip. . . . . . . . Hmmm, using the time-honored metric of who gives the best blowjob, Trump, Moscow Mitch, and "Play-date" Gaetz are gone. So it'd be a toss up between Lady G. and Seabiscuit. I'd have to see their tits to decide. (sorry)

Poor R2D2! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2022:

Trying to picture a toaster banging a trash can.

I have 606 points to go to get level 9!!!! So here's another meme dump!

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2022:

Keep puttin' them out there, 600 points is nothing.

Never stay at a hotel in Salt Lake City! :-)

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2022:

That one has him stumped, all right.

The men have been MAAD for a long time!

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2022:

GPS makes direction challenged dudes cocky.

“Guid gear comes in sma’ buik ”…………Old Scots expression which translated means - ...

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2022:

Sometimes that's a tough sell. *sigh*

Awww how cute! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2022:

Maybe a little harsh?

Pence Says He ‘Had No Right To Overturn The Election’—And Trump Is ‘Wrong’ To Claim He Did

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2022:

I'd say that sounds entirely plausible.

“Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee”…………Milan Kundera.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2022:

A fair portion of the flirting I've seen directed my way is to get me to pay for drinks. To be fair, I flirt with female bartenders to get a good pour.

So Mike Pence has finally turned on his former boss, Trumpty Dumpty: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

I think he didn't have any choice. Now watch as he waits maybe a day, maybe two, before he debases himself and apologizes to La Cheeto Grande, or does some other sort of humiliating groveling.

Last night I went to a gender reveal party. I was the only naked person there.

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

Did anyone guess correctly?

The gentleman deserves attention

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

Clean yer ears out, Randy.

“I’ve learned that some people take pride in their closed-mindedness.

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

Over the past several years, alarmingly, I've run into this more and more frequently. *sigh*

I've spent an hour and a half now trying to explain "sunk cost fallacy" to my son He's no nearer ...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

Oooo, that's a tough one. The individual has to deliberately and objectively weigh the alternatives while ignoring past losses. A test of character. OMH, all you can do is all you can do. Your son may in fact make a mistake. But it might be that it is his mistake to make. Best wishes, y'all.

When you come home from a long day at work! Lol

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

I'm familiar with that tactic, with both dogs and kids. LOL

WHERE IS TRUMP'S MONEY COMING FROM?

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

Yes, how shocking.

WITNESS TAMPERING?

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2022:

Clap the fucking irons on this motherfucker!

Mere Earthlings, God has spoken....

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2022:

That's my god all right!

I can't!

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2022:

This is a forced choice instrument, kind of like Meyers-Briggs. The scientologists do this too. It seems trivial, don't fall for it.