Do you have trouble finding clothes you like?

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I've never had any problems buying off the rack at Kohl's. But my style quotient is pretty low.

There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy; hypocrisy, fraud and ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

And pineapple on pizza. No mercy there either. LOL

Nailed it....

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Impossible to tweet in that predicament.

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

More "fine people"?

This is too easy.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

The buffoon president. It's sad and embarrassing.

That is a lot of responsibility. 😀

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Be a lot easier to surf the web, there's that.

Asking if there is no god, what is the purpose of life is like...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That rings a fucking bell, am I right? 😊

Just curious. Who would not have joined this forum if it was called atheist.com?

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Oh, I'd be more inclined to join if it was atheist.com. I joined anyway.

I am playing around with a subject for an upcoming video.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Umm, you know this is a site literally named agnostic.com, right?

Catholic priest who works with kids says Pride flag was made by Satan

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

A catholic priest said this? That is shocking. I am shocked.

I definitely feel this way when I am out and about.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I dunno Oingo. Anti-vaxxers favor bringing back the old plagues. You down with that?

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Pretty obvious. Mitch is a russkie asset.

In you mind, what are you first?

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

A son and a father. My family is my identity.

Who is dumber?

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I wanted to go with Nugent, but he's not necessarily stupid, just a loudmouth bigot really. Andy Dick is just a carnival sideshow. So it boiled down to Palin vs. the talking yam, for me. I went with the one whose ignorance will do the most damage, and that's the orange twatwaffle.

It is very important that we maintain positive diplomatic and economic relations with Mexico.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Good post. I guess when you are completely ignorant about allocating scarce resources because it's never been an issue for you, the idea that demanding one thing you want will mean the occurrence of something else you do not want- maybe even more - never crosses your mind. Or in the talking yam's case, what passes for a mind. And the cultural alienation of a close ally is nothing to minimize either.

Religion in a relationship

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Sorry to double comment, but I found this after my initial response. I know your situation isn't a joke to you, but I thought *this* was funny.

Religion in a relationship

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Sometimes people will downplay the importance of their religious beliefs during the dating period, but they revert to a strong adherence when the relationship becomes more serious. That can be an issue. However, people are very different - I can envision this going either way, depending on who is involved. Hey, good luck!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

This is shocking. 🤣

Reddit - atheism - My boyfriend is a Christian and I'm agnostic.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Very insecure guy. Insecurity doesn't want to communicate, it either bullies or it runs away. If you want to keep it up with this kind of insecurity on the other end, well hey, your call. It's not something you can really change either. Good luck.

It pains me to block ladies. Women need to support each other.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Everyone has the occasional bad day. But there's never really a good reason to be rude.

It’s English, but not as we know it.....

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

WTF?!?

Doesn’t he know the moon is part of the flat earth society

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I'd love to see him get into one of his twitter arguments defending this loopy version of alternative astronomy. Stupid asswipe.

Another self castrated gutless republican who can't even be loyal to his "best friend" due to a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Prissy, hypocritical, ball-licking putz with a taste for orange-colored shit wrapped up with the morals of a traitor and the charm of a toothless hooting lynch mob. Dickhead.

Go Fund Me -John McCain

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I'm good for a ten spot. Post the link.

Fishing saved me 🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

That explains the fishnet stockings.

Am I being unreasonable?

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Well first things first, did you sneeze? Seriously, I'd smile and say something along the lines of "Hey, you know I'm an atheist, but thanks for the gesture." You can maybe change a mind or two that way. But nothing wrong with how you handled it either. At least you said something. As for the complainers, well now you know exactly who to unfriend or block.

What did you want to grow up and be as an adult when you were a pre -teen?

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I wanted Jack Paar's job. Then I wanted to be Superman. None of that panned out, unfortunately.

Hannity Says It’s ‘Despicable’ to Call for Political Opponents to Be ‘Locked Up’ ...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

These guys project more than a 32 screen movie theater.

A Pizza guy knocked my door at 10pm last night, he had a large box with the lid open, I said, I ...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Yeah, well I fell off my bike when I was 12. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have facebook back then.

Happy birthday USB: The standard turns 20, and proud inventor Ajay Bhatt tells all [pcworld.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

The standard joke is when this guy dies, they will lower him into his grave, stop mid way and pull him back out, turn the coffin around, and lower him all the way.

Just wanted to post a feel good video. Cutest thing I've seen in awhile. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I saw this. Very sweet. 😊

Fight the power!

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Very realistic looking sketch, in that case. LOL

Very good question, anybody have an answer 🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Enough to make a deep dish sheep dip?

Trump says he's staying 2 nights at his Irish golf resort because 'it's convenient,' not to promote ...

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This guy literally drips impeachable offenses every fucking day.

Man to his wife: If I died would you re-marry?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Sounds like the missus is planning ahead.

A man got cornered on the street by a thief.

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Awww.

A couple of times, in the movie, "Religulous," Atheist, Bill Maher, is asked, "What if you're ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Something along the lines of well, if you're wrong instead of me, how much of your limited time here did you waste on stupid shit?

"The measure of the state's success is that the word anarchy frightens people, while the word state ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Wallace was way ahead of his time.

Are you married to a believer?

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I'm not married now, but even when I was, it was to a fellow non believer. We did have that in common.

Republicans start ad campaign during Fox & Friends to explain obstruction of justice to ill-informed...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

OH WOW! Not sure who funded this, but much respect. 👏😳

Who wore it better?

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I'll go with Chilly Willy.

Ivanka is one daring bitch.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

OK, fair point.

"Kushner: you can't even manage to look minimally human.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Yeah, I can go with this.

Who wore it better?

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The sweet pooch. 8-)

Too many air freshener trees, or nah?

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I wonder how long it took them to get rid of the body.

There are points in your life where you make decisions.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I've let more than a few good things go in my years on this rock. I've also taken a few leaps of faith that we're ill-advised and found myself in some very sticky situations as a result. You never can tell which is gonna be which. You can make a big mistake either way. Dwelling in that self-judgement is always counterproductive and never accomplishes anything. Let that shit go. Easier to say than to do, I realize. Becoming involved with helping others can help you get outside of your own head, but we all do it in our own way. All my best to you, brother, hang in there and good luck.

[facebook.com] One pussy that won’t get grabbed

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Pretty cool cat.

Let's get to work folks. Only a few days left.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

You know, this just might work.

Quick thinking, she thought.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I like it - it plays against gender stereotypes too!

Here are a few British protest signs from yesterday. I hope Trump saw them all.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Some good ones here.

What type of ship should Trump have named after him?

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Derelict ghost ship?

I just saw this is it hear yet.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I knew there was something familiar there. The bow tie keeps the foreskin from enveloping the head. LOL

So now Trump has to be the tallest in the royal lineup + Melania.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

So out of his element and in waaaaaay over his head. Everybody else knows it and is appropriately appalled. But Melania knows where the money is coming from, am I right?

Spot the differences? LOL! Gotta feel sorry for her Majesty....

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Just like a duck in water, am I right?

A Former Hotel Partner Alleges the Trumps Evaded Taxes in Panama [mobile.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked.

The guy was always classy. [cheatsheet.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Nobody is classier than he is, he has the most class. Everybody is saying it. Jesus what an ass cabbage.

OH now come on folks.... they aren't that bad.. ☺[awesometotallyawesome.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I can live....with or without him.

Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Well composed and very thorough. It is right on target, unfortunately.

Trump-Drunk Republicans Are Choosing Russia Over the Constitution [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I used to have principled republican friends with whom I could have legitimate discussions about the pros and cons of various policies. Try that now and you don't get measured discussion or logical evaluation, you get talking points and juvenile name-calling. When the republican party shifted from strong defense and fiscal responsibility as their primary policy imperatives to greed and bigotry, that's when it became a valid and tempting target for the Russian propaganda machine. It's shameful, giving up all traditional American values just so you can insult minorities more easily. I haven't given up on them yet, but it ain't looking very promising.

Big man on tour

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Small man trying to walk in shoes way too big for him.

Should atheists have to do jury duty?

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I've stood for jury duty many times, I was empaneled just once. I wasn't required to swear in at any time. Not sure if it varies by state, but you swear in when you testify, not when you adjudicate. I was on call for the federal district court this year, but they didn't need me.

My father died today.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I'm sorry, partner. I can relate. My own dad is 94 and is really showing it. It's tough to lose family. 💙

Personal maintenance to look decent increases as we get older

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You pluck your nose hair? Oh man, get some nose hair scissors, it'll change your life for the better. Don't get me started on ear hair.

The Navys newest ship!

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Small hands on deck!!

Just curious, did anybody think this group would be this big, back when it was created?

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I'm surprised more people don't go public with their disaffection in real life. I am delighted this space exists for this of us seeking just such a forum.

OMG a second coming …AND he wants a JOB!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

It's an issue. My imaginary girl friend showed up the other day and broke up with me.

More on Trumps visit to UK [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Professional dickishness requires proper preparation.

Time to pray for Trump.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2019:

I'm good with this. First, it keeps a bunch of morons busy for a little bit; second, it is completely useless and won't help the fat one at all; third, it conveys a false sense of security. LOL

Diamonds Are NOT A Girl's Best Friend

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Commodity prices are strictly supply and demand. And markets are volatile. Timing markets is a short term thing, and only works if you know what you're doing. On the plus side, the pearls look good on you, LH. 😊

Does this qualify as asking aid and assistance from the enemy of America? [lastmenandovermen.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Yep, sure does.

2 gay men in a bar,1 goes to the counter, 2 gins please, barman says which would you like we have 3 ...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Cute joke, but why are they gay? That has nothing to do with the gag. Just curious.

White House Wanted USS John McCain ‘Out of Sight’ During Trump Japan Visit [wsj.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

True to form, he pretends he didn't know about it. Fuckhead.

Every time, I read about, see and think about Trump, I just cannot understand how addicted and prone...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

You're right, so many opportunities just pissed away. People will continue to support him as long as he makes it easier to discriminate against defenseless minorities and non-evangelical Christians. Very sad, indeed.

China Gears Up to Weaponize Rare Earths in Trade War Jason Rogers, David Stringer and Martin ...

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

You whack the hornet's nest a couple of times, you're gonna get stung. Dumbass.

Damn right!

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

Any post with Dino in it wins the internet for that day!

This is a button I made for my local atheist group to sell at tabling events.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

The koan is a surprisingly flexible format. 🤣

Trump says U.S. aircraft carrier design Is ‘wrong" [nationalpost.com]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2019:

Well, he is reminiscent of a big old orange steamer himself, so...

Not a popular deity and I don't known why.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2019:

Larry Flynt?

National Ass et.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2019:

Me too, Jack.

Terrifying!

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Yeah. And it's all the dickheads, that's the scariest part.

Nine people attended a KKK rally in Ohio. At least 500 showed up to protest hate.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Because it really sucks to be a bigot. Arsewipes. Good on the people of Dayton for making that clear.

I don’t know why I posted this...lol

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Or, as I call it, my typical morning.

Virtue won the title in actual club championship play, Trump said it didn’t count because Trump ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Weasels gotta weasel. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't making life miserable for billions of people.

Copped this from Twitter

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Ya know, I'm thinking about projection, but at a pan cultural level, internalized. So, you get stuff like this. Well all right then. 😔

Trump-related products 🤣

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Oh man. Just...no.

You have my gratitude, though.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Ouch. Funny /not funny.

Hahahahahaha.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Gotta check that out. Thanks MD!

Noah’s Ark damaged by rain.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

I hope the dinosaurs are all right. And the unicorns. 😊

Where did the evil Captain in Peter Pan purchase his hook?

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Aw, man. Heh.

Federal judge blocks Trump from using Defense funds for parts of border wall [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Tantrum insulting the judge as a traitor in 3, 2, 1....

Yup he does cover-up comb overs too!

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Yuck.

This is a bit deep! If a tree fell in the rain forest and landed on Donald Trump, would anybody give...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I dunno. I, for one, would love to hear the scream.

I thought saw a flying saucer once, then it hit me.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I know what you mean. I was outside wondering why it was so dark, then it dawned on me. 8-)

That was super fast getting my Agnostic shirt! Thanks for the wonderful shirt and pen, and more ...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Fantastic! The 8 club just got a classy addition! 😊

Trump held up an ABC News graphic during the Rose Garden event today -- but notably did not hold up ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Of course he didn't.

Who is this asshole? [foxnews.]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Smells like orange horseshit to me.

Since the people in this group don't like Trump I was thinking you wouldn't mind a chance to annoy ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Down 40-60 right now.

Orange is not my color, so I wanna be the driver 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Oh I am so there! Lol

No fake news here.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

You do it when you have it all sewed up. Then watch em struggle in their own web of lies.

The down side to this fuck wad dropping dead would be the long line waiting to piss on his grave.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

OK, well that and President Pence. There is no outcome without serious drawbacks. This whole things blows. If we get through this, and I think we will, the priority has to be education. And not home schooling as a substitute for public school attendance either. We are in a predicament caused by ignorance, and we can and should solve it.