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The "beast" will catch him on the rebound I am sure...
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
Broke the beast's goddamned ankles with his signature move, the CROSS over! LOL *Nailed* the layup!
To those loud, irrational ideologues who want to force their beliefs on the rest of our people: ...
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
Tell it, bro. :)
Looking so tasty....
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
Hippolingus, maybe?
Out of the blue, a woman asked her husband, "if I die, will you remarry?
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
Yikes! I bet she went to grab the nine iron and came after hubby!
The horror
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
I'm, uh, rooting for them. *ducks*
Ever have someone you know in life that made you think?....
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
Oh hell yeah, I do.
Breaking News! Trump promised a Wall for America and TrumpPutz will get his Wall.
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
I'll believe it when I see it, but I am pulling hard for this outcome.
Where is this sign
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
I always carry a sack full of whack, just in case.
Nice knowing y'all...
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:
I only hit one criterion out of three, so I guess I can relax.
Greetings folks! I’m new here.
zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2021:
Welcome to the monkey house. Just jump in and hang on. ;)
It is well-packed
zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2021:
Betcha can't eat just one.
Another QANON revolt ends with a fizzle.... Called on account of rain... [dailykos.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Holy fuck, what a bunch of idiots. That many idiots in one place, suffering the same set of delusions, well....that's fucking dangerous.
okay that is funny.
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Oh man, the truth hurts.
Toddler throwing a tantrum....
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Oh Elon, just print more musk-coin, or whatever you are calling your scam ass crypto currency.
How dare you?..... Lol BS of country leaders at world summit
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Given the growing list of issues with air travel logistically, economically, and practically, private and commercial, this is a jengo tower ready to collapse.
Early Thanksgiving joke
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Uh duh I was gettin to dat.
Poor Dave, what can he do?
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Sounds like she's, um, really feeling it.
Political life is a life of conflict — a life that requires people who can bring themselves into ...
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
And yet they still try.
Understanding the Trumpanzee……..
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
The Q guys are gathering in Dallas thinking JFK Jr will show up alive and offer to be Trump's running mate. No, really. https://www.rawstory.com/qanon-jfk-jr/
Biden ended his speech this way . . .
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Says god: What's my motivation here?
Santa upset the turkey
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:
Lowe's hardware stores have been selling Xmas shit since before Labor Day. Hey, a buck is a buck.
😂😂😂 Hahaha! She can't even fake it anymore.
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2021:
You lie down with pigs, you get up with pig shit, ticks, vomit and urine on you. A little smegma too, right babooshka?
Just no motivation
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2021:
Fat tigers kill no prey.
The Ring of Fire - Trump Briefly Threatens To Flee America If We Raise Taxes On Billionaires ...
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2021:
Doesn't he already have a ton of FEC spending violations that he has never been held to account for? Anyway, if he really wants to leave, Scotland may be out, but Moscow always has room for another oligarch wannabe.
It is time to reflect
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:
In general, that's a bad idea.
Four words enraged a drunk farmer. Last night's aurora was a bust.
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:
You can't argue with alcohol. I'm happy you and Kathy got out of there safely. I feel badly for people who feel helpless in the face of progress, but I stop feeling bad at any kind of assault. There'll be other Northern lights and meteor showers at other great locations. This farmer, however, will never ever be happy.
Johnny needs your support
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:
I'm waaaay ahead of Johnny. *smug*
Ted Cruz Continues Halloween Tradition of Terrifying Kids By Going As Himself
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:
I bet he smells like Vitalis, Brut, halitosis, and stale urine. Just a guess.
By all means marry - if you get a good wife, you'll become happy: if you get a bad one, you'll ...
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:
I hear that philandering is popular. *helpful*
This Halloween don't take chances it might not be a friend he is asking for.....
zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:
Always check the chart for "cause of death" first. Important safety tip.
Christmas sales coming soon at Walmart....
zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:
OOoo, I need me one of them. It probably won't work, but maybe just one time...
How to save money with a great Halloween homemade costume. Follow me for more tips
zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:
I like the concept.
His final words
zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:
Yeah, that's fatal. But in a way, totally worth it! 😏
How the Zombie apocalypses started...With a selfie!!!!
zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:
Very clever!
My guess is it is only proof he can't get laid...
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:
Rock solid logic there. JFC.
A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wife, "Our seventh child always looked different from the...
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:
Awww!
Let’s not give ‘Cow Dung’ a bad name…….
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:
Paul Ryan called him out on this racist rant. The next year, he wasn't a congressman anymore.
The British call them biscuits
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:
Looks as though they like buttered biscuits.
Creative approach to a singles ad ...[agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:
This will appeal to the woman who likes to read between the lines.
What life in this country is coming to... again...
zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:
Solidarity. Forever.
Which mask would you choose?
zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:
Vaxed and masked for your protection. Simple, true, not confrontational.
Porn hub dreams
zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:
Oh man. Some things are more important than getting your weasel greased, son. This "influencer" sounds like a real piece of work. I wonder what the old man has to say about this whole thing? Unlike the typical pornhub denouement, this will have no happy ending.
Attn: Beneficiary, I am Mr.
zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:
Nice work. Of course you should send it. Even scammers need a good laugh. ;)
Like the workers aren't going to figure it out right?...
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
I am surprised it worked for as long as it did, but the union busting explains that part pretty well.
And why are they allowed to do it?....
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
Classic mistake, mixing logic and desperation. Only desperation prevails.
"The Boxer" illustrated...
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome that I took some comfort there. All you need is oats and a feedbag.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
Says what she means, means what she says. That's good if you watch yourself.
First impressions.
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
I never realized it til just now, but I actually use this as a personal relationship strategy.
The worst capitalist saying "Never mind the quality , Feel the Width" Please do not say this ...
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
It's a lot easier to be sloppy and verbose than it is to be clear and concise.
“A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthoated pernicious piggish screaming, tearing, ...
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
That's ok, this keeps us on our toes. However, I would do most anything to avoid the woman in the quote, whoever she is.
Two Policemen arrive at Mrs.
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
I hear he climbed out twice to take a leak.
Follow me for more Halloween tips
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:
Aw man, that's cold.
But... Which should I believe?
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2021:
I would trust the way that avoids confrontation with potentially armed property owners.
People in the UK and Australia would understand about the Phantom, the Bandar pygmies, the Skull ...
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2021:
Hell yeah I remember the phantom! We had him here in the states too. Oh lordy, it's been decades since I saw a phantom comic!
Freddie's lament
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2021:
It's a sad but oh too common issue. 😜
I bet, Sir, you also enjoy converting beans and cabbage into natural gas. 😆
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2021:
Gotta love science. And rationalizations. We all have 'em.
Fun times.....
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2021:
Crowded rooms gives the farter anonymity, but this technique points the finger at the farter. Having said that, yeah I do if I think of it. .
"It is no longer who reaches the highest, but the one who, influenced by the beauty that surrounds ...
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2021:
I can go along with this. Intense feelings can set you back a step or two. Worth the risk, IMO.
Totally for sure!!
zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2021:
Beautiful!
For those who have HBO max, another recommendation as must see documentary is Spike Lee's NYC 9/11 ...
zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2021:
Agree with the recommendation. I still have the last one to watch. If you have any ties to Brooklyn, this is especially meaningful for you.
Yes, yes, split the base more!
zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2021:
I dunno. The basic idea of marketing is "any publicity is good publicity, even bad publicity". What does this message sell, and to whom?
I found a good class for men's mental health, interested?
zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2021:
Omigosh!
I'm thinking they only tested a random sample.
zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2021:
Lots of companies are eliminating, or maybe just disregarding, drug tests due to the "worker shortage". Maybe your timing was just lucky, OMH.
“It’s often just enough to be with someone.
zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2021:
Yeah. I get that a lot. :(
So, I've been gone awhile tending to my professional life while my personal life continues to ...
zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2021:
Oh geez. It used to be, not so long ago, that it was pretty easy to put up with buffoonish assholes because they weren't so empowered to be openly aggressive, like they are now. They were always there, mind you, but they had some sense of shame that held them back from blowing their chunks in my direction. Those days are long gone, and it seems sort of quaint to remember them fondly. You've always struck me as someone who knows what she is about and can do what's needed regardless of the headwinds, and I bet you get through this unpleasantness without any damage. Not so much for the individual you are describing here. A guy like that is never happy as long as someone else is doing something he disapproves of - which there will always be people he will despise. What a way to go through life, am I right? Professionally miserable. All my best wishes, I've been in uncomfortable working relationships before, it is very stressful and will eventually wear you down. Feel free to vent here if it helps. I really hope harmony finds you. Hang in there, hon.
Are we missing the fun?
zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2021:
For the record, I appreciate the sense of relief even though I can't completely grasp it.
i only listen to real music.
zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2021:
What the fuck?
If the ghost is a succubus
zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2021:
Ghosts don't exist, but unfortunately roaches are all too real.
Can you take her word for it?
zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2021:
I need proof!
Poor dude! Lol
zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2021:
That's the trick. There is no treat. You're better off without her.
I know which house is being egged this year....
zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2021:
Shit, I'm crossing these guys off of my party list. And yeah, I can chip in a dozen for the egging.
The scene you missed...
zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2021:
It worked! After a while, I saw Godzilla!
A man ahead of his time explains why religion hates science so much...
zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2021:
Fabulous quote!
Gift bazaars will be starting soon!
zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2021:
Sez granny "Yes, they are ribbed for a better grip, and for HER pleasure."
I was right it is a cult....
zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2021:
I don't think there is any question about it. It is James Jones without the sunglasses, and kool-aid isn't poisoned. So far.
Mother and daughter go to a store to buy clothes.
zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2021:
"...and, that dress looks like a burlap sack on you." Get 'em all in. LOL
I suspect I'm not the only one here who feels this way:
zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2021:
In the past, I've tried to give 'em a chance, agree to disagree, that kind of thing. I eventually had to leave it be in each case.
Microwaved lasagna.
zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2021:
What's your hurry? Use the oven.
The greatest thing about Kelloggs today....
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2021:
Buncha flakes.
Taken in context:
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2021:
Not in Alabama they're not.
A woman was running late for Sunday mass.
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2021:
Guy: Doc, what's wrong with my wife? Doctor: She has acute angina. Guy: Her tits aren't that bad either, but what's wrong with her?
The Damage Report - Trump Blames Biden For January 6th Riot [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2021:
Lying, toxic, malignant narcissistic, traitorous asshole says what?
Nailed it....
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
Do the Q boys have aliens too?
" Hawking was a pop scientist who ipso facto contributed nothing of value to science.
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
Stephen J. Crothers is a handyman/gardener and part-time amateur scientist who claims that black holes do not exist, and are neither predicted by nor compatible with General Relativity. His body of work consists primarily of articles that he posts at either viXra or his own personal website, thus steering clear of the peer review process. He has also been a frequent guest speaker at the annual EU conferences held by the Electric Universe crowd. THAT Stephen Crothers?
Bad idea No italian
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
I was gonna give him some gabbagool, but now, fuhgeddaboutit.
What's in a name?
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
I think he was in a law firm once with Dick Hurtz and Mike Hunt. Has anyone seen those guys recently, BTW? ;)
And loved by the proud boys and the kkk.
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
And his nutty-butty followers think they are patriots. *shakes my head*
MSNBC - Capitol Rioter Represents Himself, Accidentally Admits To More Crimes [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
Oh man, we are talking rock-chewing stupid here.
Inspiring post!
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. But set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. - Harry Dresden
Great ways to escape....
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:
That is fucking hilarious! Priceless!
So it was the dog...
zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2021:
Be proud! Say HELL yeah!
Islands in the stream. That is what we are...
zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2021:
Third Rate Romance? Sympathy for the Devil? I Got You Under My Skin? Hello It's Me?
LOL Florida...
zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2021:
Not just for Halloween anymore, either. LOL
Budding Fox reporter
zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2021:
I hear they make a good buck though, mom. 😏
They know how to run adverts in Brazil.
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2021:
Nip it in the bud! Nip it! 🤣
“It is always possible to bind together a considerable number of people in love, so long as there ...
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2021:
I can see how that could be true.
Just so U know...
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2021:
This. This right here. :)
Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Trump's message to the GOP.... [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2021:
All cults operate in an alternate reality. Truth is not important. Beau is right, we need to pay attention.
Too many to name or count...
zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2021:
How about that Stephen Miller guy?
It would have been the same with Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin.
zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2021:
I still, for the life of me, can't figure out how he's getting away with all of this.

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