Republicans Call for Unity While Refusing to Acknowledge Biden Won Now that they’re on the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Reminds me of the guy who murdered his parents who asked the judge for mercy because he's an orphan.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! [dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

He only has a couple of days to finish the "Our Animal Friends" coloring book.

Such a petulant child

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Joe should give him a tour. Joe: "Right here is a cot for when you are working all night on a crisis and you need a break." Orange Asswipe: "Say what, work what?"

To be fair he was shutdown by enormous handicaps like only having complete control of Congress and ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Yeah, he was really swimming upstream on this one...NOT. Goes to show you, even with all the fucking advantages, you don't get anywhere if you are a lazy demagogue with incompetent help.

Moderator HippieChick has asked I update this to clarify my question and I agree, so please take ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wendy's. Home Depot, though the main guy is having a change of heart. The Chick-Fil-A people can blow me, you know they secretly want to.

[healthline.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

While this doesn't account for all instances, I always thought that the main reason for this was the fact that thinking in grays requires *thinking*. Thinking is work and work is unpopular.

I'm starting to think Trump might not release his healthcare plan.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Yeah, but look at what a great plan he put together for infrastruc.....what?...Oh, wait.

'I’m facing a prison sentence': US Capitol rioters plead with Trump for pardons [theguardian.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

2 to 1 says he actually does grant them all pardons, just to piss all over the country one last time.

More "You can't Make This Shit Up!": [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Are we sure he wasn't suggesting a big pillow fight? I can see him jockeying for the contract to be the pillow supplier.

An electric chair would be even funnier!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Reminds me of this one that I posted here a while ago.

Finally arrived for food lovers

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Marbled beef is a thing. So why not beefed marble?

Can't cut them in half.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

You wanna think these things through. Not like this duo.

“No, that is the great fallacy: the wisdom of old men.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

If you aren't careful, you never get that old.

Choose most correct answer

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I'm gonna go with D. LOL

Though I am not sure of the truth in this, it made me laugh! Forgiveness requires HONEST ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Rings true to me, FWIW.

At least she's honest.

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

You look better on your knees when you suck. Just sayin'.

JFC! A Facebook friend (pastor's wife, who completely dismissed my concerns when I was still a ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Of FFS.

I just had to share this, so sweet! :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Better safe than sorry. Does that kitty have its mask on? ;)

Mm! Interesting point! :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Bill was the first target of the then nascent right wing media. He was a dick, and a corporatist pro-Wall Street stooge. However, he never tried to incite violent insurrection, not incidentally because he was well liked by the electorate which gave him his second term. I don't think he could have raised an angry mob if he tried. He did his diddling WAY before the me too movement had a name, and the only thing, the ONLY thing, that saved him from being removed by a republican majority senate was the weak case they made against him.The predominantly white male senate concluded it wasn't a high crime to lie about illicit oral sex. That article cut a little close to their, um, boners. Apples and, well, oranges.

Capitol Building CCTV showed the House Republicans who gave pre-coup ‘reconnaissance’ tours to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Boy, that's the murderer's row of dumbass pricks, isn't it? I hope they are arrested and charged.

MORE "You Just Can't Make this Shit Up!" [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I want to make sure I never visit her district. Those are the morons who elected her.

I would suggest that the Republicans rethink their options - and their hats, "Republicans, Again the...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I am all for redemption, but first there must come repentance, and before that accountability. I doubt these guys, the worst of them at least, will ever get past the first hurdle - acknowledgment.

Report: 'Isolated And Angry' Trump Refuses To Pay Rudy Giuliani For Legal Work [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I've looked but I can't find it, but someone wrote an op-ed back in 2017 that predicted this very sad and expected end of the seditionist's presidency. I paraphrase - he will end his term alone, small and looking tiny in his robes, bitter and isolated. :(

Dave was excited about his new .

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

As Yogi would say, he made a big BooBoo.

“On some great and glorious day, the plain folk of the land will reach their heart’s desire at ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Mencken had deft method of mixing truth, humor, and withering scorn in short statements which, for my money, ascend to the level of artistry.

New twist on an old painting. Blame it on Corona?

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Covid has certainly thrown cold water on all of us who like to hug and kiss. :(

Inside Job? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Republicans acting badly. Very, very, treasonously badly. These guys, at a minimum, should be kicked out of the congress, and ideally serving time in a federal pen somewhere.

Just placing these here.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

The memes almost write themselves these days.

Are we stressed yet?

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Yikes!

Walmart's Announcement After Electoral Vote Controversy: no more donations to parties or candidates

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Very much welcome but waaaaay the fuck overdue. Let's see how long this lasts.

Walls Wiil Not Help, When the Enemy is Within: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

If necessary, build new prisons and put these traitors away.

How can the same people that supported the impeachment of a President for lying about a blow job ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Fabulous question.

The Much Maligned "Deep State" Really at Work: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Not all bureaucracy is necessarily bad. Not all efforts to reduce a bureaucracy's scope are good.

If Trump's violence inciting speech had been made by an Imam in a mosque in the US he would have ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The GOP is waiting for somebody to give them permission, too scared to do anything that seems right unless their dumbass followers signal they want them to. Fuck doing the right thing for its own sake, that's just NOT how they roll.

Should Mike Pence be charged with being complicit in the deaths that were caused by Donald Trump's ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

In for a dime, in for a dollar. He was there keeping his pasty white yap shut during the entire administration. He's guilty, he's complicit, charge his ass.

in case you never looked, here's their website: [proudboysusa.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Ugh, I need to take a shower now.

That some magic trick

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

My late great Uncle Doc had a finger he lost in the mines, and he would do shit like this with it. Brings back memories.

He's so far up his ass!

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Mad Dog 2020, Ted. You assbag.

There is a rumor that the American Contract Bridge Association is calling for all future games be ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Makes sense. We have a guy who is void in one suit.

From the article (link below): After the Civil War, the Insurrection Act was further amended to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Great article, and a reminder that everything we see in the current legal structure had its beginnings in situations preceding our current situation. The key element to take away from the article is that when it was necessary, a responsive and patriotic congress was willing to extend the authority the laws granted, within the confines of constitutional constraints. But that was always the touchstone, was what they were doing or authorizing in accordance with constitutional norms as understood at the time. Thanks for posting, rac, I appreciate it.

Not exactly Bob Ross but I respect the creativity!

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The pictures of Hitler, Van Gogh, and the rebel flag in the background are all a nice touch. This is how they think they are.

Absolutely!...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

If she can stay away from yeast infections, she will never be a quarter pounder with cheese.

You don't love me anymore

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

This is a sign of things to come.

“Good and evil grow up together and are bound in an equilibrium that cannot be sundered.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The precedents were all there in plain sight, but we didn't want to believe it, and now there are millions in a thrall, unable to think for themselves.

Rep Nunes calls for racketeering probe into Big Tech over Parler ban [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

He should let his cow do the talking, I understand she still has her twitter account.

Had to laugh at this one.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Buy a super-soaker gun. Follow me for more romantic tips.

Don and the Giant Impeach Part 2 [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Forceful, eloquent, deft, and on the money.

I am posting this here because she laughs as well as her family but it really shows how hard having ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Awww, that poor sweet girl with that nasty affliction. She is handling it well, and the family looks very supportive. My heart goes out to her anyway. <3

Sarah Sanders humiliated by her high school government teacher for not understanding the 1st ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Take off the hood and rip off the brown shirt, and this is what you have left, Sarah Sanders blubbering about the rights of nazis. These people were running the country, FFS.

Hope this hasnt been posted already.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

A good start.

Armed protests being planned at all 50 state capitols, FBI bulletin says [abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Learning curve. Most people don't want to learn due to laziness and the lack of wanting any trouble if they get involved. The status quo is just fine as long as they are not inconvenienced. Now, a lot of the folks responsible for handling this are facing the fear of failure and public exposure. Is that gonna be enough to save the union this time? An open question. This week is going to be a shit show, one way or the other.

Lovely advice

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Tres embarrassing. LOL

If it existed, we'd all be going

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I paid the extra hundred bucks for an aisle seat on the express to hell. LOL

Melania Identifies Real Victim of the Deadly Capitol Riots: Herself [thedailybeast.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I can see this as a final Jeopardy answer in the category "Delusional Sluts".

I'm sure they did!

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Hey, that's just how they roll.

Try the Impeachment After McConnell is "Minority Leader!" [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

To me, the key element to the impeachment is not removing him from office. He's gone next week anyway. The important thing is banning him from holding office in the future. This works for me.

White House Scrambles to Find New Social Network After Twitter Ban Twitter and Facebook’s ...

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Good job, Johnny. About time we took the permanent magic marker away from the 3 year old who scribbled all over the walls.

A FB friend normally has a broad range of friends participate in discussions on his account and I ...

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Go get 'em, buddy!

Poor start so far

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I have a friend who insisted that I stop acting like a flamingo. Yeah, I had to put my foot down. :)

So absurd I had to laugh

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

He's giving her the bird.

Brando could do it but.....

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Would I have to clean out all the crap that has accumulated in there first? Not gonna happen any time soon.

I wasn't convinced about impeachment but if this is true my vote has now changed to absolutely.

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2021:

The ban on holding any government office in the future turned it around for me.

“When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own ...

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Attaboy, Winnie!

I get the impression he likes it.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

If you can find his ears, give him a wet willie too. LOL

Pretty much.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Never occurred to me. *writes it down*

My enormous extended family is in the process of a political fracturing at the moment.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Sorry, hon. It's always harder to see this kind of deterioration among family members.

Trump's Parting Gift?

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I am surprised this hasn't happened yet, to be honest.

Liberal Redneck [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I love Trae, been listening to his rants for a while now and he never disappoints.

Former PA State Rep.

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Soon we'll be hearing how they are the true victims, and that the "system" is rigged against christers and wingnuts, sprinkled with a couple of jeez-I'm-sorries. JFC.

Sounds like a plan

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Maybe incinerate?

That’s my good deed for the day done

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Sort of like a reverse reward. This sounds like how taxes work here in the good ol' USA.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is going too far!

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I hope this guy doesn't have an artificial hip. Pat THAT shit down, TSA.

The GOP totally dodged the bullet on this one (Capitol riots).

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

The intelligence agencies of other countries are suggesting this was an inside job, and I can believe that based on how the LEO's operated, deferential and even friendly, opening gates, inviting further incursion. If it was somehow abetted by president lame limping duck dick, man did he fuck it up. His guys were dimwitted nobs, taking selfies, ignoring their duties while thousands of people were recording it. And get this, in the capitol of the fucking united states, unfettered, and they climbed statues instead of gathering data to "prove" Q theories? Giving interviews after they destroyed federal property? It was an inside job, facilitated by a Russian asset in a highly placed executive position. However, it was planned, if that's what you want to call it, and executed by a complete fuck up. To me, this points to our fuck-up-in-chief. Occam's Razor, you know? IOW, he fucked us again, even if he fucked it up, and so far is getting away with it. What's next?

Anyone else?

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

When you are about to do something that will take a little time, take a leak before you start. This will change your life. LOL

"TO BE HOPEFUL in bad times is not just foolishly romantic.

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Um, accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative? That might be a good show tune. ;)

“When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.” - Ayn Rand

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Oh Ayn, there are still idiots who think you are a visionary. I stay away from them if I can. You do have a talent for conflating naked self interest with nobility. Good trick, you got some traction with some people. AFAIC, that is horseshit. But that's just me, maybe? :)

Yeah I feel the same way

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Wait, I didn't know this was an option!

Firsts date 👅💦

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Nothin' like pussy in your face.

Whoa... What?

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

If you believe Alexa, now is the time to delete your porn.

Don't breathe heavily. Be careful out there.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I'm good. I always hold my breath before I dive.

Transportation Sec Chao, citing violence at Capital for resigning! Isn’t this just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Chao is a dandy. She's bet stealing taxpayer money for years, and has made millions through investments using insider information. Moscow Mitch showed her how. You don't amass the kinds of fortunes she and her turtle-like hubby have through government salaries. Maybe she'll have time to vote yes on the 25th amendment solution before she leaves on Monday, I can dream can't I?

Twenty Fifth Amendment, and Schumer: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Well said, Majority Leader Schumer. Heh, I had fun typing that "Majority Leader Schumer" part.

A good design, I think. You?

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I dunno, that design seems almost to invite a rear end collision.

The Latest: Trump promises 'orderly transition' on Jan.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

You mean you believe him, chal? Because his word is his bond, or something? I will speculate here that what he said here is a lie. The odds are with me, if his behavior for all of his life until now is any indication.

Its about time someone tried to hold these shit stains accountable! Hopefully rudy will lose his ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Rudy will be arrested within the month. Disbarring these other morons is the least that should be done to them.

"No one could have anticipated... "

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I am furious. I was shaking with anger while watching this fucking travesty, then seeing Donarld J. Prolapsed ASSBAG continue to promote his fantasies while pretending to calm things down. Oh and how the police seemed to be real polite to these fucking yahoos. If these guys were black, heads would have been split open and arrests made, with a cop kneeling on someone's neck til he died. Then, icing on the cake, seeing the fucking rebel flag in the capitol! AAAAARGH

Is Trump calling for Civil War?

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

He is cunning enough to not say the words explicitly, but the words he IS saying, his attitude, and his tone all suggest that yes, he is indeed. I believe it is time to revive the firing squad, just like he suggested. What's sauce for the goose, after all....

Att'y General Merrick Garland? Oh, the Law of Unintended Consequences!!!!!!!!! [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Competence aside, it will be nice to have an AG who isn't crooked or a racist. And as I recall, the repubs changed the rules to allow for simple majority votes on appointees, up to and including the supreme court. When they complain, keep that in mind, and chuckle. :)

Baby, it's cold out there.. Keep yourself warm.

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

That's it baby, don't forget the snowballs! Oh, you make me melt! LOL

Oops didn't work

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

No doubt about it, I have to get another hat. LOL

To all of my new found atheist friends: I have been atheist most of my life and basically gave up on...

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Happy new year and welcome aboard! Just jump in and hang on!

Some lightsaber

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Keeps slipping out of your hands too, for some reason.

Gotta Love it...

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Nothing up my sleeve. LOL Fan mail from some flounder?

Astounding. I didn't think he could top Limbaugh but just wow. [cbsnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

A slap in the faces of all the legitimate winners, including Joe Biden by the way. Jordan should be in jail for his role in the abuse of college athletes under his charge, and Nunes should be in a loony bin with his orange mentor. Lordy I hate this guy, I really do.

Finally figured how it is called cup size

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Just a shadow of the real thing, though.

You love me? [m.youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

That is just precious! <3

Ticked Off Federal Judge Threatens Lawyer Behind Republicans’ Dumbest Election Lawsuit with ...

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Yay Judge Boasberg!

Do you think they'll take him? [lancastercourier.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

An update: Scotland is shutting down air travel in or out due to their covid surge. I guess the big problem with this surge is the open border with England. Maybe try North Korea?

Do you think they'll take him? [lancastercourier.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Hah! If he wants to come back, he'll need to fly commercial where they make you wear a mask. :) Naw, I guess he has his own plane. But maybe Deutsch Bank or Putin will put a lien on it to help pay for the 400 extra large he owes them.

Try and see if it works?

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Hah! It wont work for you, either. LOL