Well He does work in mysterious ways.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Well, you have to take into account the learning curve and the switch to larger scale. LOL

Self Imagining

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The larger portion of the population see themselves through the lens of low self-esteem. That's a problem that doesn't get enough attention.

"Authorities also confirmed that anyone who found such "combat trophies" did not need to declare ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

One of the first principles you learn in studying economics is that people respond to incentives. So the Ukies got this one right, they incentivize more tank and equipment reclamation.

Same with Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka……

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Money laundering operations ultimately don't need to be profitable, just move cash.

The zipper goes in the front Donald!

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Yellow in front, brown in the back.

I have recently lost my beloved daughter to suicide.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

I am so sorry for your loss. Nothing will ever fill the hole inside you that you feel, though time will let you think of it less often. It will always hurt. It is hard not to blame yourself, but DON'T. Everyone grieves in their own way and their own time. That is a path you will walk alone. *hugs* If you can, reach out to grieve with others who knew and loved your daughter. Share your memories and your stories. If you can, help others who may be facing the problems your daughter faced. Either personally or through organizations. Take your time, though. There is no need to rush. You can talk to us here, we are here for you if you don't have anyone else to talk to. My wish of peace to you, and may harmony find you.

Absolutely factual...

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Can't hurt to toss it in the gumbo.

Curious...

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

A bargain at twice the price.

From the mouth of babes! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Come on, "pull my finger" is classic dad humor.

Things are about to get a whole lot nastier in Ukraine: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Yeah, that's what they have left. That's all they ever had.

Makes sense.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Spock always nails it, doesn't he?

I don't care who you are, that there is funny.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

On the flip side, I like my women like I like my scotch, 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

So the Russians who looted Chernobyl could end up dying of radiation poisoning.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I guess this is all fake news right up until your hair falls out in clumps and you can't digest any food. Dumbasses.

Where is he going?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Wherever he goes, here he comes!

Smarter then your average viewer...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I wonder what tips this guy off...

Honesty is the best policy

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

It pays to advertise.

Close enough you think?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Pretty ambitious project. I guess it depends on what the guy expected. Doesn't look too bad to me, but I don't give a fuck about shit like this, so there is that.

A married couple was on holiday in a remote part of the Arab country side.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Nasty fuckin' surprise, yeah?

A coalition of the Oaf Keepers, the Prude boys, and the Gullible Old Party march on Washington ...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Yepper. here we are.

In my element. 😆

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Dawgs know what to do.

An Irony ... one of the many in life

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Yikes!

Gerry's Garden | Short film [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Cats can be pissers all right. LOL

Don Jr at his next job interview.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I'm not sure if laundering money, bilking contributors, or running a coke smuggling side hustle actually requires an interview.

Next big thing...

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Those cats can really groove. LOL

Multi-tasking in wisdom years

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

That cuts just a little too close to the cerebral cortex....

Two thumbs up!

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

The answer may be to introduce lap dances instead of the collection plate. At least your parishioners would get *something* for their money.

Important PSA reminder: Please dispose of christians responsibly.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I generally just open the trap door. 😜

True meaning of Easter A priest didn't think anyone knew the true meaning of Easter anymore so ...

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

One of my favorite seasonal jokes with a wide variety of versions. 😁

I bet he jerks it staring at this

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Give me a tattoo that says "I'm a dickhead" without saying "I'm a dickhead".

She might tell you things you don't want to hear.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

All the dizzy dames I run into either want to talk about their ex or if I want to buy them a drink. I need to find a better class of dizzy dames I guess.

For scientists with agendas.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Sent a little bit of a shiver through me.

No real theme here, but I thought you might like them.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Oh no, not androids! Any apples in there? LOL

Trumpster furious because I refuse to date Trump supporters.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Interesting encounter, LH, and it works in reverse too. I had a conversation with a woman the other day who, out of the blue, told me she thought Robert E. Lee was the greatest general in the history of the world. She was shocked when I told her he was a reprehensible human being who personally owned people as chattel, and a shitty general who frequently attacked when he should have retreated. Her jaw nearly dropped to the floor. I run into these every so often in NC, the "we've been here since the 1690's" crowd, and guess who they support politically? I was rescued from that conversation by a friend of mine who saw what was happening, but yeah, why in the world would I, or anyone, get involved with someone like that? There is a strong correlation between the ultra religious and the politically odious, too. I've sidestepped a number of those human potholes myself.

Thursday morning! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

I think polishing the cheeks is extra, though.

The video Trump doesn’t want republicans to see. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Well, *now* that's what we call "fake news", yeah? Fucking con man.

If evolution is true, why do we still have fish? Or whatever those are?

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Millions of years later, this genetic line produced Abner Doubleday. LOL

Putin apologists may get extremely upset at this: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Fuck Putin apologists, and fuck Putin.

Seems popular

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Rock hard, baby. LOL

Works great!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Jake's gonna need one that looks like the ocean soon.

WTF?

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Yeah, nothing really new here. I hate these fuckers, I really do.

They will also follow blindy……display blind obedience and say he is god, and that god ...

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Irony means nothing to these bullet heads. To be fair, they don't know the meaning of a LOT of words.

As Tina Peters faces ethics complaint, MyPillow CEO says he gave $800K to her defense [youtube.

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

That's a lot of damn pillows.

Good morning! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I am gonna use that phone idea.

Welcome to Arkansas!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Home of the Huckabees and the Clintons. Quite a range of people there.

Just ordered my T-shirt...

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

The simple ideas are the best ideas.

Some memes! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Holy fucking Jesus! That is a remarkable collection!

Is it just me or does he sound a lot like describing how the Dems "created" the big lie?

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

If they did, they fucked it up.

Works for me...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

I'm old school, I still thing Betty Boop can teach me things. LOL

Ouch! - I feel your pain.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Yow! Mom gets an ice cream after this too!

Well can;t say I've been laying down and saying "Can't do anything, I've had a T.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

A TIA is a warning, take it easy for a bit partner. I love your sign and the dinosaur meme, but stay healthy, we need all the committed atheists we can get, we can't afford to lose any! ;)

“If I were granted omnipotence, and millions of years to experiment in, I should not think Man ...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

It is kinda lame if you think about it.

More memes! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Excellent! :) :)

Robot sex.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Robots have their limits too, ya know.

No More Slapping At The Oscars

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Everyone has a plan to thlap me, until I punch them in the mouth.

Failure to communicate... Lol

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Smart.

It's an excuse to be rude. 😆

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

We usually leave off the second part of that disclaimer.....with all due respect, *which is to say NONE*...

Idiots at work

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Maybe stop advertising "no experience required" and offer more money?

My kind of woman!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

My peeps! LOL

I wouldn't want to be either guy.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Ouch! You have to just grin and bear it, am I right?

I can't argue with that logic

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

LOL, too true! Only save can grammar me, too!

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

You outdid yourself here, MG. 😉

why women live longer than men

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Yikes! That is exceptionally stupid!

Bad idea...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

No boners allowed.

Sorry kids, but it looks like a pretty bleak Easter this year...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Awwww, poor bunny! Not his fault people ignorantly pursue fantasies!

Consider this...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2022:

The app must first be optimized to run on the platform. This step is the one that most people skip.

“Somewhere in the world there is a defeat for everyone.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I don't know about y'all, but I have had far more defeats than victories in my pedestrian life. So I've had a lot more practice in dealing with unsuccessful endeavors than clear successes. The best victories, however, were those that changed a bad loss into a better win. The seed of success is very often planted in the dirt of disappointment.

Well that didn't work out...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

You can't trust a ghost.

Donald The Caveman Books

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Sweet fucking shitballs, what a bunch of loons.

My NEW favorite store...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I'd like to apply for the hiring manager position.

"When I was younger, I used to run up and down mountains for fun.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

You can't be too careful. You can never really trust a fart.

Forget shrinks, I am on her side

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I get plenty of sex. What I lack is partners.

“You cannot do kindness too soon, because you never know how soon it will be too ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. :)

Pray Like Mom

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Always a good gag. LOL

here kitty kitty

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Em-paw-nadas. :)

Can someone help?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Get in line.

Stay focused...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

If only, right Will?

Any guesses as to what might happen to Russia when Vladimir Putin dies?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

After the celebrations subside, probably a decade-long recession if not depression while the hot potato of who leads will bounce from bureaucrat to bureaucrat while the Russian mob pulls the strings. What happens to the nukes is the big question, and I have no feel for that just yet. They may sell them for hard currency, but who knows?

“To justify and extol human greed and egotism is to my mind not only immoral, but ...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

I loved Gore Vidal, he was writing about transgender and sexual identity issues in the 60's, and he had a wonderful sense of language, history, and humor. But the best thing about him is that he brought out the very worst in William F. Buckley (which wasn't difficult, but Gore did it so well). His book "Lincoln" was outstandingly good. That's great quote, universally relevant and absolutely timeless.

Been busy, here's a meme dump! Lol

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Does the carpet match the drapes, HAAAAHAHAHA

I wonder if they are even aware of the irony?

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

They did it on tv too. I watched. So did another lard-ass traitor with orange skin.

I've got a new dump of memes

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Iron is the bane of the fae. God must be a fairy. That checks.

He said the quiet part out loud

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

It was joke. - Melania

some funny, some thinkers

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Catbirds. Those are catbirds.

Now you need to keep cheese in your pocket to acquire a date.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2022:

They all love my gorgonzola, just sayin'.

Trump cult wanning in Georgia. [newsweek.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Good. Eventually, the message gets old, and then in this idiot's case, it becomes conflated with his ego and desire for revenge without principle or reason. You can sustain that for a while, but when you are out of power and under investigation, that ability will wane.

I want to suggest a gift for the holidays

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2022:

One way to cut the big cheese down to size.

Politics today

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Funny, but very sad.

My Sunday meme dump! Lol

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

AAAAAHAHAHA, those are hilarious!

Bound to happen...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

I hope Thomas is in an open carry state.

Me : I'm Hungary. Wife : Why don't you Czech the fridge?

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

If you are Russian before you get to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you while you are in there? European.

Progress at last!

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Oooo, that brings back memories. I've been there.

I guarantee this has crossed his mind

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

You know, Putin's war is quite expensive, and it would have been a lot cheaper for him if Trump had actually managed to steal the White House this last time. From Pooty's perspective, it made sense to wait and see if Trump won, then he could have just waltzed in unopposed - maybe some grumbling and ineffective sanctions - but without any real costs internationally. So that calculation didn't consider Trump (predictably) losing, and then an unsuccessful insurrectionist coup. It is costing Putin, but it is also wreaking havoc for the hapless Ukrainians - they were going to bear the burden of Putin's nonsense from the outset - and the world. *SIGH*

Edward Osborne Wilson (June 10, 1929 – December 26, 2021)

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

That is as incisive as I've heard anyone describe reality right now.

Isn't life wonderful?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Let's not ignore the ins and outs either.

Saturday nap time!!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Jesus can be a bit of a horndog, and we all know he's a tit man.

Happy Atheist Day My Fellow Heathens!

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Finally. I'm gonna celebrate by believing in nothing divine extra-special hard today. ;) Then, maybe a pizza.

Jebus manicure

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Get the rust color, it will blend right in.

I've tried everything....

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

This situation is the reason they invented catnip.

What is your response?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Unfortunately, there is an entire spectrum of nutty bullshit under that christian umbrella.

For the scammers who dare join this site!

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

You got to know your weirdos.