Every time!

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2021:

It's hard to advance the eternal struggle on an empty kitty kat tummy. ;)

They seem to know our every move.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Uh oh. Tell me YYYYYYYY?!?

Coming this summer

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

No, no! THAT decision doesn't advance the silly plotline!

This could be hilarious

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Looks good on them. Very stylish. LOL

A good day except for

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

TJ's music never gets old!

We figured it out!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Nothing more oppressive than that Arizona fog.

Rule 1: We don't talk about Fart Club...

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Stay away from the bean sprouts, Dobbin.

(Please don't tell me I have to make sure to label a Post here Satire, too.

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Hey, now, I wrote down a couple of tips. LOL

Nobody's perfect...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2021:

He was asking for it.

I guess you get what you asked for

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

I bet they gave that poor little pup the ride of his life!

Even though he is finally out of office he still manages to entertain us with his buffoonery.

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

He meant to do it. It's the new style. It'd be beyond hilarious if Miller, Bannon, Flynn, Giuliani, Junior, Eric, and all his other idiotic pilot fish start wearing them backwards too.

Do you have a special talent?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

That's about the same caliber as my special talents. I also have the one illustrated.

“The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next”. Ralph Waldo Emerson

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

It's why Greek and Norse "gods" show up in so many superhero movies.

'So interesting': Trump pitched on idea to run for House, become Speaker | TheHill

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Because he's such a great negotiator, right? LOL

United Airlines to Buy 15 Ultrafast Airplanes from Start-Up Boom Supersonic Its been 18 years ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2021:

Reminded me of this.

Thwarting Karma .

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

That's beautiful.

One happy fish!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

The sad part, he only gave her a fin.

Irony of Life. 😁

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

Oh my, no pal. Not even close.

That would be hilarious

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

If only.

(Just to emphasize, as should be obvious by the name of the Site, this is Satire.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

"...It’s a tale as old as time, really." Yes, Mike. Yes it is. LOL

RNC Threatens To Boycott 2024 Presidential Debates; Cites Trump Complaints – Deadline

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I agree the debates in their current incarnation are useless. I'd rather see requirements for candidates to support any claims with evidence and be called out when engaging in any logical fallacy. I support mute buttons for candidates who try to overtalk their opponents alloted time to speak, and mute-enforced time limits on all answers or statements.

Oh, Da Joy of it!! [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Fry his bald wingnut trumper ass.

I don't know about you but I'd take my chances! :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I'll be the one providing the injections, thankyewverymuch.

Do you like bicycling?

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

That's the town bicycle. Everybody gets a ride.

What that's all about defeats me, captions if you will? :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

C'mon, you never saw anyone who talks out of their ass?

C'mon, teachers, have more sense of humour. 😂

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I heard this interview. Yeah, I heard it through the grapevine.

The incredible “Bulk”.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

My eyes! My EYES!

For $500 you can get a personalized video message from Donald Trump Jr – and support mercenary ...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I have a hard time believing this, it sounds too much like work, and that whole sad incestuous family is noted for its aversion to exerting any kind of effort to make a buck. But, if morons are willing to give you money for reading a message they probably wrote, ok then, low hanging fruit I guess. Asswipes, all of 'em.

With 2.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2021:

A lot of people maybe didn't see this. You should probably post one more time. You're welcome.

These idiots couldn’t operate an elevator.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2021:

They aren't in office right now, but it doesn't mean they are gone. Unfortunately.

General, Hellos & Goodbyes Well my friends and co site users, it’s time for me to leave.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

So long, sweetie, sorry to see you go but I understand the motivation. You can always come back every once in a while you know, no rule against that. Live well.

Not a real one.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Hey, he asked.

That's why I smile a lot

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

I smile and I cringe in equal measure when reviewing my past poor decisions.

Texas Gov'r Unhappy that His Disenfranchisement Bill Failed: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Abbott has been an industrial strength flat-assed douche nozzle for a long time now. They love him in Waco, though.

"It is now highly feasible to take care of everybody on Earth at a higher standard of living that ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

From one of the most incisive minds ever.

👍👍👍👍😊

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

I've tried. It doesn't work that way.

What would you add?

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

High voter turnout. Higher corporate taxes. Well-funded public schools.

Republican agenda....

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

Priorities, you know? :(

who knew, Davros was a republican ( T)alk of democracy, freedom, fairness.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

He even looks like that Thune guy.

God loves the honest. Good for you, kids! 😆

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Smell ya later! LOL

That would be funny

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Ordinarily, I'd mock the concept of holy water. But in MTG's case, I'd say it's worth a shot.

not a good thing to say in a mexican prison.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Jesus: Good, good, keep hammering me.

This in from my cousin.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Insurrectionists recounting ballots to prove they actually won sounds like spectacularly bad idea too.

“Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be ...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

I've learned a lot about eliminating negative people in my life recently. I don't feel any lonelier, to be honest. Bennett is right, choose your companions with care.

Sorry but not sorry. Karma!!! [meaww.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Deliberate ignorance can be fatal. I feel sorry for his wife and little boy.

Getting the last laugh

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Very sneaky. LOL

I have no words...... 🤬 ([)https]

zeuser comments on May 29, 2021:

How far will incompetent wingnut judges go to accommodate this horseshit? Right there is the "clump of cells vs. personal choice" question.

One-Quarter of White Evangelicals Believe QAnon 'Storm' Is Coming to 'Restore Rightful Leaders' ...

zeuser comments on May 29, 2021:

I can't see how it could've gone any other way. Honestly.

Gotta make sure to get enough biscuits for that "This is my body" moment...

zeuser comments on May 29, 2021:

I understand he talked the colonel out of the "these are my nuggets" idea. I might have stayed a little longer for that. LOL

What was it Carlin said about the average person?

zeuser comments on May 29, 2021:

Hobbes was always the better part of that duo.

Not a grenade launcher

zeuser comments on May 28, 2021:

Eat him anyway. It's what he would have wanted. 🤣

Only to get an odd look from them. 😅

zeuser comments on May 28, 2021:

Don't explain. Use the mind meld when necessary.

The light turned yellow, just in front of him.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2021:

Deductive reasoning at its finest. LOL

Trump is mostly gone, since they only have a few days to live no sense in burdening them

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

No, let em die happy. They did their time buried in dirt already.

There's something about a perfectly crafted political cartoon that is so satisfying.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

That's a great cartoon. It's beyond sad to see that same old toe jam peddled by ... her.

Reagan is the devil that gave us Trump, Never forget, Never forgive.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

I saved a bottle of champagne to open upon the occasion of his passing. The Reagan administration shows you how much you can achieve by being affable while steadily buying fall guys to cover you. His cabinet was pure righty bullshit too. Was he worse than the talking yam? One soulless moron had to happen before the other one did. So I spread the shade and the shit where it belongs, on the both of them.

Bad habit

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

Bupropion, hidden in acorns. The squirrels eventually quit smoking, and then people can, without shame, just throw their cigarette butts under the bushes once again. The concept is hilarious. I'm picturing squirrels smoking discarded butts.

Rudy Giuliani’s Actual Legal Defense: These Dems Are Peddling Conspiracies! HOW DARE THEY?

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

While this is amusing for its blatency, the ridiculous shit they say is taken as gospel by the, um, "not fringe anymore", arm of the party. The right arm. The fucking fingertips. There's a lot of them. And the projection, I mean, c'mon.

One word, damn it!

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

Good every time! LOL

Definitely redneck country

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

You may or may not be a redneck, but if you see this sign, you're in redneck territory.

Belongs in Bellevue Psychiatric ward in a padded room.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

Adderall and allopurinol. Just a guess.

Lawyer for the 'QAnon Shaman' released a video claiming to show him stop someone from stealing a ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

Seriously? That's his defense for a violent insurrection threatening the lives of US senators and congressmen? Oh lordy, that's scraping the bottom of the defense attorney barrel, isn't it? LOL

Poor Widdle Babies! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

At least they aren't hippies. Unemployed and unemployable - yes; hippies, no. LOL

Hey...Put it back!!!

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

That's just rude.

You know who you are, don't let others distract you

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

We all should just stop it, no matter how old we are and no matter what our gender is.

There are only two types of people 1.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

As an old data guy, I appreciate this.

Trump dangled cash to Arlen Spector to end investigation of New England Patriots: late senator's son...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Still searching for the bottom, it's nowhere in sight with this criminal.

The golf picture we didn't see

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Get that doggie's eyes checked. Also, test him for syphilis.

Ones an ace, the other a disgrace.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Licensed to shit himself.

MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Thrown Out of Republican Governors’ Conference, Says Report ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Hmmm, as I recall, the Republican Dipshit Conference is next month. I bet he gets into that one.

Oh Pu-LEASE let it be true! Orange jumpsuits for the Trumps! I have questions about the grand jury...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

He'll flip like an IHOP pancake. A true sociopath.

Will the Orange Shit Hole Be Hitting the Fan? [kiro7.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

I remember a judge saying something like "a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich, if that's what you wanted." I'm thinking at least some charges. I mean, c'mon.

You caption I can't lmao

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Well THAT got out of hand in a hurry.

Why follow convention?

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Villainy is villainy, whether you slouch or not.

When I thought I finally got the hang of lockdown... 😂

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Oh FFS, you don't have to SHOW anybody! LOL

Now he knows

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

That is very thoughtful. LOL

Donald Trump Says His Website Drew 36.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

How many of those hits were from bots deployed exactly for that purpose? I'm thinking somewhere in the area of 36.6 million.

Granny has some advise for U!!!!

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Granny always knew what was up, and she made a hell of a possum stew.

Hell Yeah Brother!

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

I'm in!

"The most affluent and the most miserable of the human race are to be found in the countries that ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Yeah, that sounds about right.

The Goal Posts Just Moved Again, Forget Independence Day Now We're On For August 15 For Trump's ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Every time I see something these imbeciles come up with, I stop and I wonder, how does it feel to go through life with your brains up your ass?

Your morning boost

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

Yikes!

What a marvelous feeling it would be, if we could say exactly how we felt.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

A lot of folks could avoid therapy by adopting this technique. Together with a sense of victory and terror, it would be a sense of relief.

POINT "If someone says something bad about my mother, he can expect a punch.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

Good series of quotations.

Yup, sure have...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

At the very least, past the "Best By" date.

That's the question of the year

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

Fabulous question. I'm stumped.

Biden in, Trump out of Paris wax museum; Obama shall remain too

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Yes, this made me laugh. LOL

PROOF OF CONTAGIOUS BRAIN LOSS IN REPUBLICAN PARTY Former Repug Senator Rick Santorum is now ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

He's been an unreconstructed bigot for decades. Good riddance. I bet OAN snaps him up.

Marjorie Taylor Greene compared Pelosi's House mask mandate to Holocaust.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

They love her in Calhoun.

Lesson learned...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Haven't we all?

Bubblehead Boebert Colorado Rep.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Dimwitted wingnut gunsucker says what?

Is this why women live longer than men? 😂 [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Future WWE Smackdown wrestlers.

QWAZY SOLIDARITY Maricopa County, the place that has become ground zero in the Republican ...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2021:

Luckily, elections aren't decided by how these morons "feel". Not yet anyway.

I don't think that Speedos could prevent the inevitable here! :-D

zeuser comments on May 22, 2021:

Ouch!

Other GOP BS: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2021:

Not really surprising. You know the republican motto. A lie is as good as the truth if you can get somebody to believe it.

Lest we start feeling all forgivey

zeuser comments on May 21, 2021:

Jail 'em all. No mercy. Sedition is existentially serious.

This is awesome, actually.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2021:

Oh man. that is such a good situation! You go pop!

Snarly quote of the day: ”I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of ...

zeuser comments on May 21, 2021:

It does save some time.

Judge Orders Betsy DeVos to Testify in Student Loan Lawsuit

zeuser comments on May 20, 2021:

TFB, you egregious twat.

I have suspected this for years.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2021:

This sort of abuse of calling someone mentally deficient as a defense strategy in a criminal trial really only serves to make it harder for people who are truly mentally incompetent and would have a legitimate defense using that condition. But hey, lawyers are lawyers, they do what they can.