A prospective member A father is in church with his three young children, including his ...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Out of the mouths of babes...

Aw shit, Britain's Trump now got it! Step up Donny!!! [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Our guy needs to get the WORST case of the vid, bigger, huger than Boris. And he's got the syph too! Beat that you limey loser! LOL

Thank goodness I'm not married any more.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

There are definite advantages to bachelorhood during a forced stay at home.

More diet tips:

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Much better than that stupid keto nonsense.

Karma hits fast and hard

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

As his pal, the amateur president, said about Mitt Romney's isolation, "Gee, that's too bad."

IF you are expecting a messiah from the medical community, Good Luck.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

You always get into trouble when you over-generalize. I am not defending the US healthcare system, but the profiteers are primarily corporate.

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally”.................W.C. Fields.

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2020:

For authenticity, when you read a WC line, take a whiff of gin. LOL

I'm good with this. How about you?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Don't give those profiteering assholes ANYTHING! WTF did they accumulate all of those hundreds of billions of dollars? Now seems like a good time to let them pay for their own shit.

Here's the voice of Donald J. Trump transformed (resurrected?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

This guy has it perfectly.

What goes around. [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

What are those tables doing over there? Oh, they're turning, aren't they?

"Now, wouldn't it be loverly?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Last I heard, the ad had 6.5 million views online since the cease and desist letter went public. That didn't work out how they wanted, did it? 🤣 What a bunch of saps!

WTF is wrong with people.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The asswipe has always traded short term people pleasers for long term viability. There is plenty of time for his ludicrous policies to blow up in his chemically mutilated face.

Mexican president not following trump's example ...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Muy bueno, Senor Presidente.

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I always thought that obvious truths are the most profound.

Anybody else anxious about Biden? I worry that he isn't up to the task.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I spent the last election cycle worried about Hillary, but I voted for her anyway. I've got a lot more faith in old Joe. You don't fuck with Scranton boys.

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people said you cannot do". - Walter Bagehot

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

That is as true as it gets!

Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in Missouri Walmart Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in ...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I'd love to run into one of these geniuses doing this personally. They'd probably get me for assault and battery, no doubt, but I'd plead that I was doing it in the public interest.

[twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The Trump PAC's demand that it be removed will be laughed out of court, but it will give some publicity to this ad, so these guys are sprinkling itching powder on their own poison ivy rash. Always amusing to watch.

If only it was this simple ... oh wait, it's a simpleton delivering the prayer ...[youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

He's only crying because he didn't sell all his stocks like his buddies in the senate did.

Easter? And the resurrection of happily long dead Norman Vincent Peale? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I remember this asswipe's weekly columns. In my hometown newspaper, they always put it on the front page of the TV listings for the week. I did read a few before the gag reflex kicked in, even at my young age of let's say 11 or 12. you could swap in "delusional" for "magical" and this still works. This is the precursor of that stupid "law of attraction" horseshit. Sad.

For anyone that missed Texas Lt gov Dan Patrick's asinine comments that old people should be willing...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Quite the dilemma, a real struggle for a dyed in the wool fully brainwashed MAGA-sucker.

Honest Truth

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Gloves and a face mask. Other clothing optional.

New dating guidelines.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

These are hilarious!

He's such a fucking joke

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Irony is lost on this inside-out asshole.

All those faith-healers who are still holding services.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I didn't think my opinion of these money grubbing manipulative jerkwad weasels could get any lower, but here we are.

“One dies only once, and then for such a long time!”..................Moliere.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Compared with the time each of us spend prior to being born and after we die in the oblivion of the universe, the time each of us lives is very very short indeed.

New poster

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

In the immortal words of Steven Tyler - "EAT THE RICH!"

Go back to work special....BoGo!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

A separate matching bowling ball-sized accessory bag is optionally available for the heads of the rich dispatched by guillotine in the coming, and it seems more inevitable every day, revolution.

How the rich see us

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Sometimes it takes a crisis to get people to consider the radical alternatives needed to get rid of this appalling inequality, not just here but around the world.

Line up folks.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The tip of the tie giving grandma the bird is a nice touch.

Jon Stewart brought so many wonderful people into our lives. Samantha Bee is one.

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Didn't know whether to put up the laugh. the angry, or the sad reaction emoji for this.

Hmmmmmm

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Sure, that's coming right up. NOT!

Worst person on the planet.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Again, HE really didn't CLOSE anything. How can he reopen anything? He hasn't DONE anything.

Finally an explanation that makes sense

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Mayors, governors, and county commissioners will widely ignore whatever he says - they are the ones closest to the problem, and they are the only ones who are really doing anything. The spray-tanned jack off didn't close anything, so he really can't reopen anything. He really, when you think of it, didn't *do* anything except blame Obama and the democratic governors and promise shit that isn't close to being true. It's all coming real soon now. This is just more shit from his pie hole.

This makes me soooooo happy.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Because senators, congressmen and, certainly, the president ALWAYS abide by the law, right? Right? *tap tap* Is this thing on?

Yikes ! Just no

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

"A" for creativity.

Something to be glad about

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Oooooo, enough to make you order big macs but without the buns.

Corona Edition

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

For the night is dark and full of filthy buttholes...

everything he does,....straight from hitlers playbook

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I wouldn't exactly call it a talent, but he does have an affinity for this kind of totalitarian Nazi style.

Why are people taking infectious disease advice from someone that has unprotected sex with porn ...

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I'm with you. But here's the thing, they all have to do it. If one of them continues to cover the propaganda emanating from the oval office, all others will be compelled to do the same or lose viewers - because TV and cable news is a business and they make decisions on what to cover based on their bottom lines. I wish they WOULD all agree to just step away from covering the moron, but they won't.

So damn TRUE!!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The people who voted him in are tied for first place, I would argue.

‘This is a trap’: Progressives sound alarm on Republicans’ Social Security sneak attack hidden...

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I haven't looked at the one they just passed. I'll do that today, but can anyone tell if this made it through or were the dems able to eliminate it?

No virus is getting through that.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Man, every once in a while, you gotta snip 'em. Even once a year would be an improvement for this guy.

Rule of law must be maintained

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Caught him at a blind drop.

Place you can go this weekend [placestovisitthisweekend.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

No need to pack a lunch, just look in the fridge or the pantry.

Good for bill

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Hey Bill! You got any extra?

Three friends die in a car wreck.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The classics never get old.

Well, it certainly seemed like a good use of all that extra time!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Actual dogs are always ready to go. One of their charming traits, IMHO.

Notes on adapting:

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

C'mon you guys,look sharp!

[msn.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

It would depend on her grooming habits, wouldn't it? LOL

"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2020:

It's still insane, John. RIP, brother.

Some toilet humor, thanks to Gerald Ford ...[foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I just checked this and it is absolutely true.

No kidding

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Don't let your paycheck define your self-worth.

Dan Rather rips the donald a new one...[rollingstone.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I'm old enough to remember when he got knocked to the floor of the Democratic convention in Chicago in 1968, and him standing up to Nixon when Tricky Dick tried to throw shade at him at a press conference. He has the chops, and the receipts, no doubt. Anything that man says is worth your ears and attention, no matter who you are.

Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Plan Could Spread Infection ‘Like Crazy,’ Health Expert Says

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Pence and his pals, like Pompeo and Barr, hope this is the quickest path to the rapture, don't forget that part.

Funny.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Mine are gray, all the way, every day. Top to bottom.

Trump just tweeted that he'd love to see all the churches full on Easter. I couldn't agree more.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

This could be my me too moment!

You must comply, resistance is futile! :-)

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

The Borg have a queen. I guess this is where Pence comes into it. Heh.

With all this quarantine confinement, I find this the only alternative to handling all the snacks.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Cuzzin Rufus! Put yer damn shirt back on!

Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery - oregonlive.com

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Great idea! "One extra large pizza for delivery, please. No, no toppings, no toppings at all." Heh.

Sen.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

To paraphrase Trump's reaction to Mitt Romney's exposure, "Rand Paul is in isolation? Gee, that's too bad."

I don't have a crystal ball, but it appears the nominating process is over.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I've been an advocate of having Biden name what key cabinet appointments he will make now, and then run not as Joe, but Joe with Attorney General Harris, Treasury Secretary Sanders, SEC Chairwoman Warren, HUD Secretary Booker, Secretary of State Sherrod Brown, etc. you get the idea. The picks may vary, but you'd be running an entire administration instead of just poor old Joe (one of my NEPA homies!) Then let the prospective cabinet members go out on the stump and concentrate on talking policies they'd pursue with their specific portfolios. It's an idea. It would certainly take the back at least some of the daily news cycles.

One of my favorites, Maureen Dowd, interviews Dr. Fauci ... [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Great piece. I love Ms. Dowd too, she's been a top notch journalist for decades. And Dr. Fauci is a national treasure.

Trump- I was kneeling by my lonely bed in the WH praying to god for some brains, when god spoke to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

You laugh, but the focus groups loved it.

I believe this!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Except for now he has the entire federal executive structure packed with his cronies and sycophants. But when you boil it down, yep, it's still bullshit.

Zoo Worker Steals The Show During Live Stream

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Well yeah, he starts out with his own fan base. LOL Good moves, buddy, keep it up.

"Society is always taken by surprise at any new example of common sense.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I made something of a career (if that's what you want to call it) out of saying the thing everybody knew but didn't want to be the one to say it. Stating the obvious is a very good and very visible use of common sense. I still get away with it, although not in a work environment. Also, it feels good.

Good morning to everyone in the group.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

As always, I'm just happy when I know somebody is reading the stuff I post. If any of my stuff has made you happier, I'm happier too. 8-)

FULL DISCLOSURE: I know trying to change Trumper minds is a waste of my precious energy.

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Holy shit! That is nothing short of tribal! I hope you make use of the block function and obliterate this asshole from your feed and your life. Dorianne sounds like a candidate too. I've cut a lot of fb friends out, usually just unfriending but a couple of full bore blocks. Haven't missed any of them. Just let their sad asses go. Good luck to you, hon.

What's that up ahead?

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2020:

That ain't MY anus Sulu, speak for your own damn self!

US Air Force Reserves finally drops proselytizing video after MRFF demand! [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Just goes to show once again, the price of liberty is constant vigilance.

There are people that actually believe this.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

He is a moron's idea of an intelligent man.

[apnews.com] That's why the media isn't respected anymore, when was the country closed?

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

If he could put just one tenth of the energy he puts into concocting one scam after another into, ya know, working to solve the actual problem, this would all be put on the best path possible in a week. But no, tax breaks to his billionaire buddies and fuck the working stiffs. Shit, let 'em work til they drop. Lordy, I wish that scumbag would drink a glass of bacteria and cross the rainbow fucking bridge.

Manchin finally grew a pair after being a republican asskisser. [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Manchin has been making noises about quitting the senate after the 2020 election. He is beyond pissed that the senate isn't passing any bills offered by the house. Also, they want him to run for governor, and that sounds better to him. So the point is he has nothing to lose by standing up to the likes of Moscow Mitch. Better late than never.

Happy birthday Freedompath, aka Ruth, we here in trump Piñata group enjoy your contribution to the ...

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Happy day, Ruth! I recommend cake and alcohol, it's never failed me before. If cakes isn't available, pizza works too. 8-)

We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. - Kurt Vonnegut-

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

And so it goes...

As Groucho said...

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I would love to hear Groucho's take on this narcissistic nitwit.

Times are tough. Let's go easy on beans.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

My social isolation would be worse if people also avoided has-beens.

Liar as always

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I wouldn't look for anything different at this point. His playbook only has one play, narcissistic fuckwadism.

No Bra During Quarantine! Women on Twitter Express Happiness with Funny Memes and Jokes During ...

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Same reason I'm not wearing any pants. Sort of. LOL

Great question

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

She's got a much better agent than any of us.

A survey was recently conducted to study the effects of alcohol on walking.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Whoa, this explains a LOT!

Not until you're 8....

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I've known some 8 year olds that demons would summon...for advice.

Today is atheists day.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Accept us for who we are? I'm not sure that's a realistic goal. I'd settle for "hate us if you want but leave us the fuck alone".

Idiots continue to ignore social-distancing and congregate in public spaces.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Only if they remove themselves from the gene pool successfully.

This pandemic could end up being a slow Reichstag fire.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Imagine how quickly this would pass if the Dems hadn't retaken the House.

and here i sit, age 75, a smoker with a history of a heart attack and with copd, and to be truthful,...

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Can't say you're wrong, brother. Take care of yourself as much as you can. Even though basketball is canceled, this is like the NCAA tournament - the winners survive and advance. Good luck, man.

Megachurch Pastor Jeffress Finally Relents and Moves Services Online Ardent Trump supporter, ...

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I got a donation for this jerkwad. Right here.

Poor Drumpy!

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

The media is treating you badly, huh? Just wait til we get our hands on you. It's only a matter of time, bozo.

"We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out" - Winston Churchill

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Unless you use a lot of spray tan and constantly lie like a rug.

My beautiful Bonsai tree

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Looks like Groot's main squeeze. Or his momma.

Public service announcement: stay 100 percent safe everybody!

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I've been doing it correctly all these years just based on pure instinct. LOL

Prehistoric girl had parents belonging to different human species | New Scientist

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

OK. Now I'm looking to interbreed. For evolution. 😊

tRump must surely go down in history as "tRump the dismissive" now! The fools who voted the king of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I'm looking for a hole in that characterization, AC. Can't find one. 😞

Warning, following donald trump's advice can lead to sudden death.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

His many voluntary manslaughter charges can the Manchurian cantaloupe rack up? I guess we'll find out.

[politicususa.com] Very different wouldn't New Yorkers say???

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Wow. The talking yam doesn't seem to measure up when compared with a mature, competent adult. Not a revelation, really. Just a sad fact.

Trumps new real estate deal

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Trumpville! About a hundred years from Hooverville, take a hard right at 2016. Look for red hats and the smell of despair and horseshit. 😞

To all who voted for trump, and to all U lazy motherfuckers who stayed home in 2016.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Yeah, but at least it's not socialism! I kid. Calm down.

While everything is taken place in the world right now, how many of you have starting talking to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Short answer: No. Long answer: Fuck no! This is an agnostic/atheist group, dude. Not sure if you understand that or what it means.

[youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Yep, there's a fungus among us.