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An oldie but a goodie and it seems apropos: Jesus and Moses are playing golf.
zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:
The classics never get old. 8-)
Lysol Begs Consumers Not To Ingest Their Cleaning Products Shortly after President Trump ...
zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:
They'll get my Tide pods when they pry them from my cold, dead, soapy, vomit-flecked hands.
I was wondering if a steam bath or a hot sauna would help your lungs and then this happened.
zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:
Vaping while vapid.
How does your garden grow?
zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:
I'm in!
Another Lincoln Project ad. [youtu.be]
zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:
Keep it up, guys, you're on the right track!
Malignant Narcissism on Steroids: [rawstory.
zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:
I believe he's going to go completely captain Queeg before this is all over, chasing invisible bugs off of his body, yelling obscenities, sobbing helplessly, becoming belligerent, all in the same 10 minutes. I'd love to see it televised, but I think it will happen one way or the other. As far as his deliberate behavior is concerned, no, there is no bottom.
Mitch McConnell would rather let states declare bankruptcy than receive more federal aid
zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:
This seems to be a rare misstep from Moscow Mitch. Politically, this is stupid. Who the fuck wants states to go bankrupt? Even your confirmed wingnut will concede we need police, fire, and ambulance coverage, not to mention how many more people will become unemployed. Or maybe he's got something else up his sleeve. But I believe he's going to have to cave on this one.
Seems relevant
zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:
That guy may talk out of his ass, but now it will be clean.
Don't stare at the sun
zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:
I almost forgot about this particular demonstration of idiocy. To be fair, there are a LOT of them and it's hard to keep track.
Polish sir
zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:
Dobrze dziękuję! LOL
'I'm saving so much money!' says twat who can't read the room
zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:
I had to look up "bellend". That's a great word!
Easy on the soap there Kali
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
That's a lot of Happy Birthdays, right? LOL
Good idea? (Took me a while to figure out...) 😂 🤣
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
As long as they aren't wearing used ones, this looks like as good an idea as any. LOL
I just had a frightening thought.
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Nothing really new there, but I see what you mean.
N URGENT CALL TO PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR PRESIDENT.
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
That's right, the libtards are looking down their noses at you and think you are stupid hayseed crackers. Own the libtards, prove those egghead elitist pricks wrong!
New flavors coming soon!
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Well, I'm gonna wait til this comes out in gummies.
Rudy's Back...after trying out Trump's newest cure: [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
JFC, is he still allowed to wander free? That's a mistake.
Worst businessman in US History or Biggest tax cheat? Probably a bit of both. [rollingstone.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Not really breaking news, is it? But it is fun to see the noose getting tighter and tighter.
Satire,can be funny
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
I KNEW my time in the 80's would come in handy one day!
This is pricless... [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
This is getting personal for me. I doubt this moron knows the difference between supply and demand.
Trump Floats Treating COVID-19 Patients with Disinfectant Injections and Light Fresh off of ...
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
When I saw the clip, it was a good minute or two before I was able to shut my jaw. This was bone-numbingly ignorant and absolutely irresponsible considering the IQ of his cult.
since this is behind a paywall.. IS TRUMP ABOVE THE LAW?
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
I had some hope for John Roberts when he was first appointed, And, he did render disciplined and reasonable decisions during his term so far. If he lets the SCOTUS weasel its way out of making a decision here simply to prolong the litigation, which is what Turow suggests as the likely outcome, he taints this court and delegitimizes all of the judiciary - all of which is just fine with our Lysol-swiggin' Nazi in chief. I wonder if Kavanaugh is going to make noise this time around, this is right in his wingnut wheelhouse. Sad state of affairs, no matter what happens.
Former Labradoodle breeder was tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Maybe he can use a clicker and treats, like chicken nuggets, to train certain orangutan-like elected officials.
Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about ...
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Pascal, the father of trivial pursuit. But he's right. Nobody values a solid liberal arts curriculum anymore, it's all specialized and geared towards ways to make a buck.
How a Trump administration official is quietly exploiting the pandemic to advance her family ...
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Betsy should be locked up. She is a threat to the health and general welfare of the US.
It's Trumps idea so it only seems fair that Trumpets get to try this treatment first.
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Hey, anyone know if chasing a shot of Lysol with a cold PBR tastes ok ? Asking for a redneck.
I injected myself with 10cc's of bleach 20 minutes ago and so far I'm feeling grea..............
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
You may be dead, but you smell fresh and clean. LOL
Yes. This is our Wharton educated man in the office.
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
The sooner the better.
This takes the cake. His minions must be taking his advice again. [cnn.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:
Someone tell the talking yam that it works best in an enema. Hannity, I'm looking at you bud.
Ths guy is spreading the virus every time he opens his mouth...[youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
This guy's a beauty, says what we all wish we could say loudly, profanely, and accurately.
Accountability level = 0
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
See, that's what we call "accountability" here in the land of alternative facts.
Sexy Iceberg - The Titanic says 'I'd Hit That!'
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
Gives "Netflix and chill" a new meaning.
A reassuring assessment .
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
When you can't win on the facts, make shit up and go ad hominem. The trump side of this smear campaign are throwing stones while still inside that big glass house without opening the windows. You think your gibbering baboon is any better? The lefty side of this smear campaign gives traction to the righties' baseless attacks, and undermines the long game by cannibalizing their own. I'm stickin' with my homey. Meanwhile, I'm waiting for proof.
[agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
I don't see anything wrong with that, m'self. Heh.
This really is serious!
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
You gotta wear a mask to get into the store to buy devil's food cake. So I get this. LOL
Trump and Fox Now Both Silent on Miracle Cure Drug They Promoted Both President Trump and a ...
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
This is a massive fuckup that would sink a lot of presidents. Now, it's just another day in the life.
Yup accurate
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
Keep voting republican and y'all gonna be underwater in 20-30 years anyway.
Trump Ordered to Pay $2 Million Over Fishy Fundraiser
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
Whole family nothing but a shitpile of griftin' motherfuckers.
"It is very hard to say the exact truth, even about your own immediate feelings -- much harder than ...
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
Most people don't say what they are feeling, but a lot of the times you can watch what they are doing and figure it out.
Stock-piling is NOT for those with insufficient willpower?
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
This is why I never ever buy a half gallon of ice cream.
“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than...
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
Like many PhD's I know...
I say thoughts and prayers.
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
An unconscious Mitch McConnell wrapped in heavy chains wearing concrete boots.
Bi-polar Don is at it again.
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
How is it that people continue to stick their necks out for this fucking loser? He's with you, then hey look it's a bus! C'mere, let me toss your ass under it! You mean nobody has figured this out yet, that he turns on just about everybody sooner or later? Be that as it may, Kemp is a putz who will have blood on his hands, his shirt, and all over his cheap suits. He's the guy that cheated to barely beat Stacey Abrams. A real Georgia peach.
This is not a meme
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:
Pence always looks like he just ripped a wet fart and now carries a load in his drawers, doesn't he?
Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store [babylonbee.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:
Ordinarily, Baptists never make love while standing up lest someone thinks they're dancing. The face masks solve that problem, a real game changer!
Yeah act like a adult
zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:
Looks like somebody is going to get a time out.
I agree with the Captain...
zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:
A nice dinner and flowers are also appreciated, but that rarely happens first.
Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and ...
zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:
I know, right? If you can't bribe them, you have to make them disappear! LOL
Second try to post this. [kvia.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:
They should join in a class actions suit with all the other cities the orangutan half-breed has stiffed.
“I am an atheist, out and out.
zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:
...Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain...Frederich Schiller Back in 1972, this won all the major SF prizes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gods_Themselves
Many people knew about trump for a very long time.[youtu.be]
zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:
Hah! I miss Buddy Hackett, and he's right.
Republicans Come Out of Closet as Murderers for Capitalism By Rob Kall The murderous ...
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Good piece, I would differ with some of the conclusions, but this caught me as a concise summary: "...it is becoming a conservative, Republican, right wing thing. It is the baldfaced willingness to let people die. It is the decision that workers are getting too much free with their unemployment benefits, so they must be forced back to work, like indentured servants, even though the risks of infection and death have not abated." Yeah, that sizes it up pretty good.
Florida neme
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Even Shyamalan couldn't make this shit up. SMH
I hope you can open this link, I can't believe the level of stupidity of this woman, it almost made ...
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Oh c'mon, this is a (very fucking good) put on. The "toilet paper tucked up to keep you tight", that is comedy gold! I type LOL a lot, but I literally did laugh out loud several times. If she's not in standup, she ought to be.
So much for trump's miracle cure. [npr.org]
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Yeah, but props for when he apologized and said he was...oh, wait... Never mind.
street [agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
I LOVE this!
Stop and think about this
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
I like it. Plus, have no doubt, my blade is always at hand. LOL
Remember, if these “protesters” are sick, do not help them, they have declined medical treatment...
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
You take white privilege (go ahead, count all the people of color in any one of these pictures, bonus multiplier for any you can find carrying a confederate battle flag), add the willful ignorance of anti-vax, the hubris of tribalism, the firm belief in their own victimhood, the disdain for knowledge, the naked hatred of virulent anti-elitism, the love of conspiracy theories, the mockery of any social commonwealth, and the thirst for gun-based violence, mix with money from the DeVos foundation, the Koch brothers and any one of a dozen fundamentalist PAC's, and here you have it. Recipe for plague. Recipe for disaster. Name of the dish? Kremlin Delight. BUT...at least they OWN the fucking libtards, amIright? Sorry. I had to get that out.
So, who will the Orange Dunce Fire Next? [npr.org]
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Did he fire all those IG's yet? He said he was going to, and except for the one working for the DNI, I haven't heard about anyone else.
Good to know
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Lemme write that down...
Oops mistake
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
I bet she was baffled by the increase in phone calls she was getting....at first.
Watch that first step down, it's a doozy!
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
I hope the guy who lives on the second floor isn't a sleepwalker.
Funny meme
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
I can get behind that idea.
Nailed it stupid
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
It's that damn Nancy Pelosi.
dead cats [agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
It was bad enough when the trump Gestapo was swiping medical equipment bound for other ...
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
If we had a senate with a shred of morality, any of his last several actions would result in removal from office.
At War with Trump: [dailykos.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Yeah, that's our guy all right. Shit we are in deep deep kimchee.
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
I can zone out if I start telling myself a story that I heard before.
It's not the sharks you have to worry about.
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Gotta watch out for old Bossie! LOL
This Biden ad is produced by ex republicans, the Lincoln Project [youtu.be]
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
This is the Lincoln Project again. They are spending the money I send them very wisely. They will continue to have my support.
[msn.com] Isn't there an old saying. Something to do with stable doors and horses ?
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Or, as the executive order has been termed, The Stephen Miller Boner Booster.
Old World War 1.
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Yeah, it sure seemed like that at the time, I'm sure.
"There's nothing more cruel than a kindness falsely given." - The Tick
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Especially if it's calculated to cause greater harm as a consequence..
Scary!!!!!
zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:
Public service poster about the dangers of incest. Sponsored by the American Dental Association.
drunk [agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
Heh. Guy is talking to his buddy. "I don't know what to do, my wife thinks she's a chicken!" Buddy says, "Why don't you take her to a psychiatrist so he can cure her?" "I would," the guy says, "but we need the eggs."
Well, it seems to me that some of those pesky, annoying God-bothering Kerb-side Preachers have not ...
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
Oh hell yeah you did the right thing. I would have been tempted to see if God and Jesus could block a throat punch. I think you demonstrated civic responsibility and exercised an amazing level of self restraint. Well done to you and the store employee.
If Republicans are the party of Lincoln, why do they fly Confederate flags?
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
You don't have to pass any kind of test to be an acute asshole.
Helpful tip!
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
Let me back up a little more, big guy!
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a ...
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
If someone doesn't tell you what you are doing wrong, you'll keep doing it wrong. No, it's not easy to hear you are fucking something up, but worse if nobody tells you and you do it for decades before finally realizing people have been deliberately keeping it from you all that time.
I need this shirt
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
That's certainly on brand for you, SS.
The very last resort, blame anyone and everyone for your short-comings and lack of appropriate ...
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
You can almost see his single working synapse blinking like a toad in a hailstorm. SMFH
Breaking news......
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
This poor bastard actually thought this was a good idea. Guys like this shouldn't be allowed to operate a blender by themselves.
Can we trust bipartisan accountability? [politico.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
I was wondering when these guys would check in. Good, catch him with his hand in the cookie jar again.
is it satire if it's true?
zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:
Definitely not fake news, I can tell you that.
I will never again think Americans can handle a little adversity.
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Those "protests" are corporate funded astroturf events, politically motivated and not representative of the majority of people who know much better than that. Sort of like the Tea Party thing, but narrower in that they aim directly for confusion and anarchy. But, whatever works for Fox news, you know?
This is sort of sexual-deviant, its entertaining at the least! I was mixing up a custom blend of ...
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Heavy metal, good vibrations, sexual innuendoes, this post has everything. Well, maybe not titties, but still. 8-)
Having a conversation with Kate and we are trying to determine what trump is good for.
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
I'm not sure if he has done this yet, but if it happens, he gets some of the credit: Uniting the democrats and building a coalition with progressives and moderates against his crazy ass. This is on the theory that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.And maybe making republicans toxic up and down the ballot for the foreseeable future. I can dream, yeah? Fingers crossed.
[agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Sounds like a bunch of horseshit to me,
Hello people, I've been looking for a new favorite group since I don't seem to get my old favorite ...
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Yo.
This needs to go into the history books: [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
It should be required reading before you are allowed to vote in the general election.
Trump "Victory Lap!" [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
He is insane. Really, no kidding here, he's crazy.
"A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies." Alfred Tennyson
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Yeah, but if you tell a completely blatant lie to someone who doesn't know any better, you can be in the running for darkest lie too.
WE are way past thinking about it
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
This is why good editors are soooo important. Same meaning, fewer words, more impact. LOL
Donald Trump reminds me of Alvy Moore from the old Green Acres series.
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Hank Kimball would start out with a statement, then second guess himself, with only himself talking, to where he eventually came to the opposite position of where he started. Very funny running character gag.
We have a mystery unfolding.
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Even Bob Ewbanks couldn't broker this one here.
Trump has saved almost as many Americans as Mcdonalds has customers ...[rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
He is insane. No, not joking, he's nuts.
Trump's America.
zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:
Same assholes all right.
A plane went down and all people on it died; they were a mix of Christian, other religions, and ...
zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:
Hey, they were warned!
Some people get it. Sorry if you don't have Facebook. [facebook.com]
zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:
That's beautiful! You tell him, sweetheart!
Time to clean up.
zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:
Who's a good boy!

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