Ivanka is one daring bitch.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

OK, fair point.

"Kushner: you can't even manage to look minimally human.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Yeah, I can go with this.

Who wore it better?

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The sweet pooch. 8-)

Too many air freshener trees, or nah?

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I wonder how long it took them to get rid of the body.

There are points in your life where you make decisions.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I've let more than a few good things go in my years on this rock. I've also taken a few leaps of faith that we're ill-advised and found myself in some very sticky situations as a result. You never can tell which is gonna be which. You can make a big mistake either way. Dwelling in that self-judgement is always counterproductive and never accomplishes anything. Let that shit go. Easier to say than to do, I realize. Becoming involved with helping others can help you get outside of your own head, but we all do it in our own way. All my best to you, brother, hang in there and good luck.

[facebook.com] One pussy that won’t get grabbed

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Pretty cool cat.

Let's get to work folks. Only a few days left.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

You know, this just might work.

Quick thinking, she thought.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I like it - it plays against gender stereotypes too!

Here are a few British protest signs from yesterday. I hope Trump saw them all.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Some good ones here.

What type of ship should Trump have named after him?

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Derelict ghost ship?

I just saw this is it hear yet.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I knew there was something familiar there. The bow tie keeps the foreskin from enveloping the head. LOL

So now Trump has to be the tallest in the royal lineup + Melania.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

So out of his element and in waaaaaay over his head. Everybody else knows it and is appropriately appalled. But Melania knows where the money is coming from, am I right?

Spot the differences? LOL! Gotta feel sorry for her Majesty....

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Just like a duck in water, am I right?

A Former Hotel Partner Alleges the Trumps Evaded Taxes in Panama [mobile.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked.

The guy was always classy. [cheatsheet.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Nobody is classier than he is, he has the most class. Everybody is saying it. Jesus what an ass cabbage.

OH now come on folks.... they aren't that bad.. ☺[awesometotallyawesome.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I can live....with or without him.

Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Well composed and very thorough. It is right on target, unfortunately.

Trump-Drunk Republicans Are Choosing Russia Over the Constitution [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I used to have principled republican friends with whom I could have legitimate discussions about the pros and cons of various policies. Try that now and you don't get measured discussion or logical evaluation, you get talking points and juvenile name-calling. When the republican party shifted from strong defense and fiscal responsibility as their primary policy imperatives to greed and bigotry, that's when it became a valid and tempting target for the Russian propaganda machine. It's shameful, giving up all traditional American values just so you can insult minorities more easily. I haven't given up on them yet, but it ain't looking very promising.

Big man on tour

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Small man trying to walk in shoes way too big for him.

Should atheists have to do jury duty?

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I've stood for jury duty many times, I was empaneled just once. I wasn't required to swear in at any time. Not sure if it varies by state, but you swear in when you testify, not when you adjudicate. I was on call for the federal district court this year, but they didn't need me.

My father died today.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I'm sorry, partner. I can relate. My own dad is 94 and is really showing it. It's tough to lose family. 💙

Personal maintenance to look decent increases as we get older

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You pluck your nose hair? Oh man, get some nose hair scissors, it'll change your life for the better. Don't get me started on ear hair.

The Navys newest ship!

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Small hands on deck!!

Just curious, did anybody think this group would be this big, back when it was created?

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I'm surprised more people don't go public with their disaffection in real life. I am delighted this space exists for this of us seeking just such a forum.

OMG a second coming …AND he wants a JOB!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

It's an issue. My imaginary girl friend showed up the other day and broke up with me.

More on Trumps visit to UK [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Professional dickishness requires proper preparation.

Time to pray for Trump.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2019:

I'm good with this. First, it keeps a bunch of morons busy for a little bit; second, it is completely useless and won't help the fat one at all; third, it conveys a false sense of security. LOL

Diamonds Are NOT A Girl's Best Friend

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Commodity prices are strictly supply and demand. And markets are volatile. Timing markets is a short term thing, and only works if you know what you're doing. On the plus side, the pearls look good on you, LH. 😊

Does this qualify as asking aid and assistance from the enemy of America? [lastmenandovermen.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Yep, sure does.

2 gay men in a bar,1 goes to the counter, 2 gins please, barman says which would you like we have 3 ...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Cute joke, but why are they gay? That has nothing to do with the gag. Just curious.

White House Wanted USS John McCain ‘Out of Sight’ During Trump Japan Visit [wsj.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

True to form, he pretends he didn't know about it. Fuckhead.

Every time, I read about, see and think about Trump, I just cannot understand how addicted and prone...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

You're right, so many opportunities just pissed away. People will continue to support him as long as he makes it easier to discriminate against defenseless minorities and non-evangelical Christians. Very sad, indeed.

China Gears Up to Weaponize Rare Earths in Trade War Jason Rogers, David Stringer and Martin ...

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

You whack the hornet's nest a couple of times, you're gonna get stung. Dumbass.

Damn right!

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

Any post with Dino in it wins the internet for that day!

This is a button I made for my local atheist group to sell at tabling events.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2019:

The koan is a surprisingly flexible format. 🤣

Trump says U.S. aircraft carrier design Is ‘wrong" [nationalpost.com]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2019:

Well, he is reminiscent of a big old orange steamer himself, so...

Not a popular deity and I don't known why.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2019:

Larry Flynt?

National Ass et.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2019:

Me too, Jack.

Terrifying!

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Yeah. And it's all the dickheads, that's the scariest part.

Nine people attended a KKK rally in Ohio. At least 500 showed up to protest hate.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Because it really sucks to be a bigot. Arsewipes. Good on the people of Dayton for making that clear.

I don’t know why I posted this...lol

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Or, as I call it, my typical morning.

Virtue won the title in actual club championship play, Trump said it didn’t count because Trump ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2019:

Weasels gotta weasel. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't making life miserable for billions of people.

Copped this from Twitter

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Ya know, I'm thinking about projection, but at a pan cultural level, internalized. So, you get stuff like this. Well all right then. 😔

Trump-related products 🤣

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Oh man. Just...no.

You have my gratitude, though.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Ouch. Funny /not funny.

Hahahahahaha.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Gotta check that out. Thanks MD!

Noah’s Ark damaged by rain.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

I hope the dinosaurs are all right. And the unicorns. 😊

Where did the evil Captain in Peter Pan purchase his hook?

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Aw, man. Heh.

Federal judge blocks Trump from using Defense funds for parts of border wall [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Tantrum insulting the judge as a traitor in 3, 2, 1....

Yup he does cover-up comb overs too!

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Yuck.

This is a bit deep! If a tree fell in the rain forest and landed on Donald Trump, would anybody give...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I dunno. I, for one, would love to hear the scream.

I thought saw a flying saucer once, then it hit me.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I know what you mean. I was outside wondering why it was so dark, then it dawned on me. 8-)

That was super fast getting my Agnostic shirt! Thanks for the wonderful shirt and pen, and more ...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Fantastic! The 8 club just got a classy addition! 😊

Trump held up an ABC News graphic during the Rose Garden event today -- but notably did not hold up ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Of course he didn't.

Who is this asshole? [foxnews.]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Smells like orange horseshit to me.

Since the people in this group don't like Trump I was thinking you wouldn't mind a chance to annoy ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Down 40-60 right now.

Orange is not my color, so I wanna be the driver 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Oh I am so there! Lol

No fake news here.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

You do it when you have it all sewed up. Then watch em struggle in their own web of lies.

The down side to this fuck wad dropping dead would be the long line waiting to piss on his grave.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

OK, well that and President Pence. There is no outcome without serious drawbacks. This whole things blows. If we get through this, and I think we will, the priority has to be education. And not home schooling as a substitute for public school attendance either. We are in a predicament caused by ignorance, and we can and should solve it.

2nd judge refuses to block House subpoenas for Trump bank records [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Tick tock, tick tock.

Trump is a pathetc loser.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Where's the $102 million he's spent on golf *so far*. Also, where's the breakdown of the Benghazi investigation costs?

Donald Trump's current burst of behavior -- the absolute refusal to allow testimony or documents to ...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Well, he always did this. It's just getting worse.

The joke below reminds me of the farting dog story by James Heriot.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Successful farting is like writing - first, you have to know your audience. 8-)

Can verify

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Low IQ is a big part of it, but let's not underestimate the lack of empathy and the willingness to be cruel to those who are weaker than you. Those have to count for something, right? BTW, I doubt Jed and Granny would swallow any of the the orange shit that our stable genius spews on an hourly basis.

Oh yeah. Watch them burn. [washingtonpress.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Somebody had to find the fortitude to do this. You don't mess with Noo Yawk!

In Russia, face slapping contests! (73 seconds) [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

I think the guy with the beard is cheating. You ought to be clean shaven in a face slapping contest, the beard cushions the impact. OTOH, I guess growing a beard is really the only defensive strategy you can execute here. Dodging or blocking the slap seems to be against the rules, such as they are. I think politicians should do this instead of runoff elections, it would inject a little energy into what can be a lethargic electorate. 8-) PS, I'm joking, ok?

Time to laugh at the Liar in Chief! 🤣😆

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

The one with Putin is too true to be funny. *sigh*

Trump appeals ruling requiring accounting firm to comply with House subpoena [axios.com]

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

He's trying to run out the clock. His legal arguments sound like something from a middle school kid making excuses to his mom. So far, the judges are responding with fast track rulings. Nixon tried this, you know. How'd that work out? A couple of leaks have sprung, this whole shitty cesspool is going to blow.

There are athletes who are agnostic atheist. However are any of them progressive or liberal?

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Slippery slope here, dude. Fill in the blanks: Most --------- I know are ----------. Would it be fair to say a majority of ------------ are ------------? My logic is a little dusty, but I believe this is the *appeal to probability* logical fallacy, or pretty close to it.

My daughter's science teacher believes in God, magic etc.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

This is a public school? I'd report him and give him a chance to explain himself. If he sticks to this kind of crap, well, there's a catholic school down the street looking for bozos like you, buddy.

Today's Orchid Juxtaposition

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Or, as I call it, my autobiography.

And if the lover were to visit him in hospital it could be a fatal encounter?

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Sounds like the dumbass deserved it.

Back in the day! 😂 Sorry, I laughed pretty hard at this one, thought I’d share.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Yeah, that's how I remember it too. LOL

I have posted one or two ditties on this group and some of you may have noticed from my spelling ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Thanks, AC. It means a lot.

It's no good looking for intelligent life in the universe, too big a job, start small, try looking ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Good luck there. You're gonna have to redefine "intelligent life".

American voters must be embarrassed having a President who sabre rattles with foreign powers on ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

You have no idea how embarrassed we are.

I might listen to his pitch.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Dracula? I heard he sucks.

Great museum to go see🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

So * that's * what that shit looked like! 🤣

I think it’s safe to say this is all of us

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

You beat me to this one, BH. 😊

I just read this quote in a calligraphy book that I bought and it really resonated.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

I've been seedy for a while now too - bonus!

Posing with statues! Any favourites?

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

The guy with the razor in his armpit made me laugh out loud. 🤣

OMG! A Republican with principles! I dearly hope this is the start of a mutiny.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

This is how it starts. Somebody has to have the courage to go first.

You level 8 people are quite up there and hard to please but thanks for the posts, It warms my heart...

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

The support is nice, right? Now you do it too. Jump in and hang on. 😄

Why are agnostics and atheists so hostile to my non-theistic belief of theological noncognitivism?

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

Oh FFS! I neither have knowledge nor belief in any god, and I cannot find one single fuck to give here. So, you go Ed.

Somebody is dreaming.....

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

It's a good dream. And it's a damn good goal. The roadblock here is workability. Just how exactly does this work? Hmmm?

Lewis Black [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

I guess this is funnier if you're Canadian. But I just like to hear LB riff.

I decided to be an Atheist 15 months tomorrow.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

It's your past, and it shaped who you are. Don't try to forget it (you can't); the trick is to figure out how to recognize this kind of shit from now on, before you go for it again. Good luck, brother!

The Latest: Trump and de Blasio already trading insults [apnews.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

If this is the best he has, toss it in now. You wanna go down? Ya gotta go straight to the bottom with the talking yam. BDB, you gotta show me more, paisan! 8-)

China not going to pay Trump's tariffs

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

In a trade war, the winners are always insiders who play the correct markets short, and the long markets safe. Everybody else loses. Oh, one more thing, fuck the talking yam. Y'all be cool! 8-)

This is something the world needs a lot more of, desperately.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

Oh, if only.

@admin @sitesupport - I'm getting this from javascript when I try to reply to comments.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

@cutiebeauty It doesn't work on either my iPhone or my desktop.

I've shared before that my ex and I broke up because after 14 years of marriage I decided that I ...

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

You are expecting logic out of religion. That never works. Sounds like you made the move that was right for you. May harmony find you, and good luck.

Well, I joined the lvl 8 club about 5 months ago ish.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

Do NOT tell anyone what the secret handshake is, and welcome to level 8.

Putin smiles as Washington ties itself in knots over Russia [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

I'm old enough to remember when everyone agreed that Russia was our enemy.

Trust him..

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

In alternative reality, the normal rules don't apply, and words don't mean what they mean.

Hahahahahahahaha! Morons! 🤣 Trump’s not claiming executive power.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

This isn't a legitimate legal argument, it's a click-bait phrase you'd find on the Fox News website asking you for money. A delaying tactic to waste the time of the court rather than a serious appeal on the merits of the case, all so a third party doesn't give congress access to the Don's finances. They are looking for a conservative appeals judge, maybe one of the ones they rammed through, to agree with this horseshit. Judge Mehta is NOT buying what they are selling.

OK so I am really worried now.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

Sounds like you bottomed out in the market.

There are a few other exemptions while I'm at it

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

That's very reasonable.

When the Buddha obtained enlightenment he went out to teach his students asked, are you a god?

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

This was way before the technology allowed it, but I think he meant to say "I am Iron Man." Or words to that effect.

King of Tax Dodgers

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

This is a good list, but it stops waaay too soon. Moron, criminal, sadist, dickwad, asshole, and a stable genius. That's our guy. I left out traitor. Sorry.