Michael Moore explains how GM totally played Trump. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:

You could leave off the "of the millionaire class" part, and this would still be accurate.

Last sat.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:

You gotta have some other places to go close by that are better than Applebee's, no?

Am I evil for liking to make hyper-religious people squirm?

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Wrong? Nah, bro, you're good. ?

Welcome to Day 677.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:

We need a "rolling my eyes" category for the like droplist. ?

3 Tips to Have Better Conversations

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Good stuff, Ken!

Man, you can't know from day to day what new theories might pop up regarding this whole WH intrigue ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Chess player meets rock paper scissors guy. I love this, feed false info that goes to the doofus in chief who provides *written* answers based on fake inside info. I reeeeally love it.

Yet another belated Democratic house victory, spawning a predictable response from her GOP opponent.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:

These repubs are whiny bitches, aren't they? So she runs on wingnut social issues, refuses to campaign in a heavily democratic county, and expected them to vote for her? Cry me a river, sweet pea. ?

What's the best way to celebrate milestone birthdays?

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You are in charge of what you think is a milestone. Your age, even on the decade markers, is just a number. The birthday after you just got your dream job, you just had a child, you met your soulmate, you managed to make a perfect lasagna....celebrate those. When you turn 40, or 50, or 60....wtf cares but you? Put the meaning where it belongs - where there is some actual meaning. YMMV...and... Happy birthday! 8-)

Why do so many retreat to conspiracy theories as soon as they are asked to explain the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

It's a lot easier than thinking for yourself, or checking the validity of whatever the conspiracy is claiming to be true and citing those facts - which usually there aren't any to back up the theory.

trump's pure unadulterated insanity is National Security Issue! Trump Thinks His Own ...

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Mussolini, hanging by his heels. Just for the sake of comparison. https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/le-duce-benito-mussolini-et-sa-ma%C3%AEtresse-claretta-petacci-news-photo/558663983

Annual Christmas horror shit show is on at the white house [io9.gizmodo.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Red is the color of the blood on concertina wire at the southern border which is making America "great" again. Happy holidays!

Everything matters in Life

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Everything matters to somebody or something in life. I'll go that far.

Interesting opinion piece from the Washington Post: The Washington Post: The GOP is now the party...

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Well this is old news, but the difference today is nobody is trying to hide it, it's all in plain sight.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I'm not sure what type of reaction I'd get from you...🤔😅

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If it was a redox joke, I'd get a charge out of it for sure.

The weather is going to be beautiful today in Florida.

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Enjoy it while you are still above sea level.

A little Calvin and Hobbes.

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You could say your religion laid an egg, Calvin. ?

Pfizer, Amgen, Walmart among companies withdrawing support for Mississippi GOP Sen.

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:

This generally plays well in Mississippi. I guess the risk to their public images caused the corporate moneymen to reconsider. That's not really how it's supposed to work, but I'll take it.

The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy.

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

A simple "leave me alone, dickwad" couldn't hurt. Then silence. YMMV

The Holiday Season

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Always a good excuse to make favorite foods for family. That's how I roll.

Keeping Christ in Christmas!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Can you get someone besides Jesus to crucify? I know a couple of folks that would be very popular subjects for this.

Totally new to this community! How is it? Someone stop by and say hi!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Yo bandman! Folks are pretty cool here. We got a couple of ringers, but they are few. Enjoy your stay!

Has anyone thought of

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I'd be happy if someone came over and raked my yard.

Conflicted and Curious

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Any relationship based on mutual consent and respect is OK with me. Things can get sticky when someone is pissed off and legal action occurs, but that's true no matter which of these arrangements are involved. People would do better by keeping a couple of extra cans of "It's not your fucking business" in the pantry and concentrate on their own relationships.

Sex in the modern world

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I've got a pretty firm grasp on the meaning of sex, m'self.

trump and his republican cohorts are common place Fascists scammer who are stealing us blind for ...

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

This is gonna be a messy endgame in which nobody will actually win.

As part of series of occasional questions which I will entitle, ‘Strange but Bollocks’, I direct...

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Short answer, they don't work. At all. They are a vehicle for a con game meant to separate the gullible from their currency.

I read a post on Facebook yesterday with a bunch of christian friends saying they know the Bible ...

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Using logic to explain nonsense is a fool's errand. Except that horses must go to heaven, because the horseshit has to come from somewhere.

Our XMas tree this year is a 6'4" man.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I'd be interested to see where you put the angel.

This place is looking too much like the reason I don't like going out to bars.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Not sure what to tell you partner. Good things come slowly. Be yourself and be patient. At bars, I'm happy with cold pinot grigio, some space at the bar, and a good game on the tube. Everything else is a bonus. Here, I like the company of non-believers, the ideas put out by those with politically similar attitudes, and the opportunity to reach a new savvy audience that has not heard or seen all of my material before. It's all about expectations.

Pardoning Execution in Turkey?

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Easy to see the source of confusion. ?

You’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Well Mr. C, if you're happy, then I'm happy. Hope you get some, not bothered in the least if you don't. Good luck, bro. 8-)

Yes my friend, you kill this guy and I'll cover you!!

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Could happen.

Just a classic blues for those that can ear it!! [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Classic indeed. ?

We'll wait

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Rub it on raw turkey first. Just to own my libtard ass, right?

Who do atheists thank on Thanksgiving? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Well, the people who deserve thanks. That's who I thank, anyway. And I am as atheist as you can get. ?

Why am I like this?

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Think how you want to think, Jake. If the shit flies back at you, though, that's the CODB. Good luck boss.

So what is the consensus here about the president lying about not having business ties to Saudi ...

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2018:

He's beyond honesty and shame. He gaslights when he's caught, then lies some more. He is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a strong man, a moron's idea of a smart man. And he belongs in prison.

That should leave a burn mark.

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I bet he would, too, especially if she bought some overpriced real estate from him.

They either want to fleece you or eat you.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Or screw them, to extend the metaphor.

Today's multiple developments show clearly the Trump has never had even a fleeting relationship with...

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I hope you're not expecting an argument, cuz I doubt you'll find one in here.

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Hah! You got me on that one! ?

We Are In Mourning At My Job

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Sorry to hear this, my deep sympathy to you and your colleagues. Sudden loss is hard to reconcile, especially when it is violent and pointless. ♥️?

We Are In Mourning At My Job

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Sorry to hear this, my deep sympathy to you and your colleagues. Sudden loss is hard to reconcile, especially when it is violent and pointless. ♥️?

What's that feeling in my stomach?

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

It won't last forever, just move around any obstacles and stay in your own space. Good luck partner.

How does a employee deal with an incompetent manager?

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I threatened to quit and asked to be moved to another part of the company. That plan backfired when the incompetent manager was given half of my group, all the people I recruited, hired, and trained, and suddenly I was one of his peer managers. He eventually screwed that up and went back to the department he came from. Should have been fired, the asswipe. Kelly, you need to move to another manager, or another company. In my experience, this won't improve for you any other way.

Bumper sticker

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

If only this made people drive more carefully. Worth a try, though.

Trump is 'afraid people will want to kill him' if he visits troops in a combat zone: ex-White House ...

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Tough talk, prissy, mincing walk. That's our guy all right.

Well just in.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's shocking. I am shocked.

Anticipating the obligatory Thanksgiving meal.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

It's at my ex sister in law 's place but my kids will be there, and my nephew. Also, I'm bringing a big bottle of wine. ??

Remember all that money you thought you made in your 401k this year? Gone. So. Much. Winning.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Until you sell, you haven't lost a dime. Good time to buy, lots of high tech bargains.

Who or what do you hate but you still hate trump more?

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Dick Cheney. And I really don't like Dick Cheney at all.

I can't stop laughing, perfect for this site and group; Republican Jesus [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Beautiful concept, nicely done. ?

I just made level 7.

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Good for you. ? Make sure you don't let the 6 and under crowd know what the secret handshake is. Heh.

Sad news from the world of baking

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Where do I send flours?

Would like your opinion on this.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

You're asking the question, but you already know the answer. Trust your gut, Laura. Good luck, hon.

What's better?

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Are you really alone? Not sure if this is your situation, but sometimes you overlook the friend(s) standing right in front of you in plain view. Good luck to you regardless. I can't answer your question, you gotta do that your own self.

When you finish here...

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

That's too true. *sigh*

She really is an alien

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I dunno what to think about Mrs.Talking Yam. Be careful about what you wish for, I guess. Stop doing weed and those eyes will open up, too. SMH?

[facebook.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I can't unsee this, can I? Yuck. Good time to use the "nausea" tag.

So Trump is headed to California. I'm thinking this is what he'll toss to folks this time. :-/

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Good one!

House Republicans will use some of their last days in power rehashing Hillary Clinton's emails again

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Stick with what you know, why do something productive now? I swear.

Whats the differance in "exotic" and "kinky"?

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Caressing your partner's naked body with peacock feathers is exotic. Shoving the peacock feathers up your partner's ass is kinky. Porking a naked peacock is really kinky. LOL

Social Media Pet Peeves

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I'll go with the obvious; trolls.Get a life y'all, ok?

Which way do you do it?

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Call me Archie, but socks go on first.

One can only stare blankly with mouth slightly open grasping for words [newsweek.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Jesus Marie what a fucking idiot!

Question for men: short hair on women. Like it or leave it?

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm not that crazy about facial hair, or ear hair, on women, but I couldn't give a rat's ass about any other hair, short or long. And if the woman in question is cute enough, a little chin whisker or two won't phase me either.

Since Acosta and CNN won this round...how long before the next Twitter meltdown?

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm thinking late tonight or the wee hours of tomorrow morning, when he can't sleep and there isn't anyone to stop him.

In a 'self-defeating and self-incriminating' slipup, Trump just indicated he installed Matthew ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2018:

When a con man is discovered to be a fraud, he usually blows town and heads to the next mark. This asshole has nowhere else to go.

If you could do it, what book would you like to memorize?

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

No, no, that's not what books are for.

Would you say you value life more, considering you don't believe in an afterlife?

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I don't dwell on it, but yeah, I guess I do. I'd say I value the lives of others more, cuz ain't nobody gonna meet up with me in the great beyond after we are all dead.

Have you spent more time giving or recieving

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

It's encouraging to see I'm not the only one with a sore jaw the morning after. Heh.

"The inner workings of the Mueller investigation are a total mess.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

More projection here than in a 20 theater multiplex.

Happy living a lie or sad reality?

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

If you know it's a lie, how can you do that? Or do you mean living a lie , but you don't know it's a lie? Anyway, reality is always there, no matter what you try to do to elude it. I'm not sure if I can answer this question.

Anyone want to move to hawaii? Let's all have an adventure.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

It's expensive to live in Hawaii. I'd do it if I had more resources.

If you could meet and hold a discussion with one fictional character who would you choose?

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Harry Dresden.

Too bad most are less patriotic than cadet bone spurs and would run from battle if it came to their ...

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Hypoflake!

"When people get in line that have absolutely no right to vote and they go around in circles.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I figured someone would eventually catch on to my trick of changing hats in my car. Damn.

If God is omniscient, in other words he knows everything that is happening and everything that will ...

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Well, when you make up a story, you don't have to follow any of the rules of reality. Making up someone or something that is all knowing, for example, ignores reality - or more accurately recasts a reality where such an entity is even possible. How would that work, to be all knowing? It wouldn't work, it's not real. You can't inject yourself into a fictitious framework and expect logic and reason to be relevant.

I didn't know that...

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Geography is fascinating! ?

I thought this quite amazing and VERY encouraging; an avowed non-religious Democrat won in AZ: ...

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2018:

About time.

[aol.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Insults the guys who would put themselves in front of a bullet to protect him, ignores one of the most sacred battle sites and military cemeteries in the world, wonders why people treat him so "unfairly". A complete waste of skin.

In Paris, President Trump Stood Alone [opb.org]

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2018:

The way he lives his life, he will most likely die alone too.

I have a favorite bar here in Spearfish, SD.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2018:

I really like women who can verbalize a creative string of obscenities with gusto and cadence. My ex wife was like that, one of the things I liked about her. I had a favorite bartender for years here in NC (sadly, she no longer works behind the bar) who I would love to see and hear when she kicked someone out for one reason or another. Once she got up a head of steam, the rest was simple physics. Creative cussing is a lost art these days. There are only so many ways to string together variations of the word fuck without getting stale, but if you can combine that with imaginative characterizations and speculative descriptions of certain activities, that is pure gold. I like to cuss as well. It feels good.

Topless Protester Gets Within Feet Of Trump’s Motorcade In Paris The Ukrainian radical feminist ...

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Go get 'em, Femen!

I've lost all mine..

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I don't look Astral except when I've got a legitimate existential crisis. And I have a deliberately high bar there. However, I can pretty much guarantee the fucks ain't there in Astral. Heh.

Mom used to wear one of those plastic things to keep her hair-do dry too!

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2018:

It's a question of whether dealing with this kind of headgear is easier or harder than dealing with a simple umbrella. I can't say how I'd guess at this point.

What dog breed is your favourite and why?

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Cairn terriers, and westies. This is the late, great Chopper.

For Veteran's Day. I served from Dec 1976 to April 1983.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Thank you!

What a disgrace

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

No, I guess not!

He don’t know his Baltics from his Balkans [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

What a fucking ongoing nightmare.

Truth? [boingboing.net]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

The article describes a plausible situation. I bet some, but not all, of it is true. But the substance and implications sound true. Who knows how this sociopathic nimrod will react? I don't know. That's where the real threat lurks.

Whatever else my bipolar ass ever says on here the simple truth is my world don't turn without this ...

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

You're a lucky man! ?

This preacher has lost it, worst I've ever seen.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

What in the holy fuck is this idiot talking about? Do people actually give money to this toolbag?

For all the writer's here, I have a question.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

You could try writing in the third person, as though the events you are describing are happening to someone else. Having said that, first drafts are the hardest, so get everything out there first, add structure, sequence and context in subsequent drafts. Good luck!

Stand for something!

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Yeah, I sure do, on all counts.

More crap from my state dammit! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

You got some dillies down these in FL, don't you? SMH

Are you a nihilist?

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

No, not really. Free will means that any of us can profess our own reality, and those realities are objectively observable. I think there are objective facts, and even though anyone's life relates to them differently than anyone else's, they are there and knowable. But that's just me. ?

Well, the Mrs is on her way to the Philippines for a month long vacation with her family.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2018:

When does the poker game start, and who's bringing the cigars? ?

[yahoo.

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2018:

We'll show those minorities what authority really means, right Jeff? I'm surprised he didn't make lynching legal, or at least advise the DOJ to overlook it. I hope he gets herpes.

Trump pushes back at Michelle Obama - CNNPolitics

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2018:

The next time this fuckwit shows the least little sign of some class, that will be the first time. I don't anticipate that happening. Ever.