The Florida Big Boys and...Dumpy: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Florida man deliberately spreads pandemic infections. Film at 11.

Here is my last night’s encounter boys and girls with a 67 yr old proud Trump supporter .

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

I am so sorry you have to deal with dickwads like this. I'm sorry anybody has to deal with them. The medical personnel who are dealing with this whole pandemic in a professional manner are all underappreciated and over stressed, and then you get imbeciles like this to disrespect you as a bonus. Small consolation, but this moron has to live in his own filth. Hang in there, hon.

Trump wants young people to gaze in wonder at Yo Semite.

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Well, he did go to school in Philly. You can hear stuff like this down in south Philly = "Yo! Adrian! Yo! Semite!"

“Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is the man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks ...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Or as we now call them, politicians.

What do you think

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Ah, the eternal wet beaver quest.

NO INTELLIGENCE Oh dear, here we go again, opening his mouth without engaging his brain, we all ...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

It was Obama's fault!

He looked so bad

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2020:

Goodness, he looked like he had just escaped from the Alzheimer's wing of the old folks home. What a trainwreck.

Trump's Lawyers Blew It?: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

Time and again, the arsehole's lawyers show that they got their law degrees from American Samoa law school, studying under Jimmy McGill.

I am speechless. Wait, no I'm not. Do you think he's going to smite those Yo Semites?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

2 Corinthians walk into a bar. They look over the crowd and say "YO! Semites!"

It's not very floppy. 😂

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

It's probably not that sticky, either. LOL

"And as I say to my grandchildren, ‘Don’t look at me.

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

And so it goes...

Getting Away Scott Free! (Much as I Like Pres. Obama): [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

I am still very angry that Bush and Cheyney waltzed on Iraq, Cheyney making billions on contract services his company provided to enforce the occupation and terrorize the citizens.

Critic, or admirer ? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

Yeah, I have to sing along with that one too..LOL

Is Trump looking for the comfort zone?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

I wouldn't be so sure. You're probably right, but still.

“There’s simply no polite way to tell people they’ve dedicated their lives to an illusion.

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

The best I've been able to do is "civil".

Don't even ask!

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2020:

That sounds like the voice of experience talking right there.

Some assistance please.

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Be proud and answer honestly. Here's a tip though: be sure to vacuum out the cracker crumbs and cheeto pieces before you invite someone into your boudoir. 😉 Good luck!

I have started a petition to Letitia James, NY AG requesting the prosecution of Jared Kushner for ...

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

I would love to see this work.

This powerful new ad uses a 2005 George Carlin rant to drive home the ugly reality of 2020 America ...

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

A true visionary who saw through all the bullshit and told us about it in no uncertain terms, and by the way, a proud and outspoken atheist.

Someone should be arrested for fraud (not just for bad photoshopping skills)

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

That they try to pull something like this is not surprising. That they do it so poorly and think nobody will catch them, that part still amazes me. They got as much photoshop skills as they do foreign policy skills - zero.

Trump Plays.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2020:

You mean he's a stupid lazy lardass bigot? Talk about old news.

This picture is even more telling... Tampa Florida Rally [dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

And those guys were creditors asking to be paid.

A different approach from the Lincoln Project. This is a remarkable ad. Moms [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

The ad sure hits him in the labonza. I sent these guys more money yesterday. Attacking moms, not really good pr. Apple pie is on the agenda next, I guess.

I had this hat made to sell at the rallies, but with the few sheep Trump is calling at his rallies ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

An entrepreneur always takes chances. Sometimes, they don't all work out like you want.

Sounds like fun

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

A lot of your Walmart customers are packing. I'd think twice about it.

Oh, them good ole days...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

Progress? You tell me.

I went for Covid test today, this is what they gave me...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

Don't get cocky, the day ain't over yet.

This is not the “liberal media” reporting this.

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

You were never alone, MCG, but you are certainly attracting more and more company by the hour.

This is what's really going on

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

I got a few ideas of what I can do for you, you lardass bigoted imbecile.

Trump Says He Will Ban TikTok from Operating in the US President Trump announced plans on ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

The TikTok folks don't seem too concerned. Microsoft is itching to buy it, which is probably what this is all about on the graft side of the equation.

“All enforceable political decisions must be formulated in a language that is equally accessible ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

I spent a fair amount of my career taking confusing 25 word sentences down to 7 or 8 words. It can be done. Lawyers fuck up everything.

“I can resist everything except temptation”.

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2020:

That's why I rarely buy ice cream. If it's in the freezer, it's as good as gone that same day.

Wise Socrates...!

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2020:

To be fair, it was always his only tool, really. Unless you count Jared. Or Pence.

“I begin to speak only when I’m certain what I will say isn’t better left ...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Good policy to observe.

Trump’s New Ad Is Amazing [thebulwark.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

OMFG, these assholes just look for pictures they think their drooling deplorables will like, then they run with them with absolutely no checking on what they actually portray. Sort of like how they run the country. JFC

Trump suggested Thursday that November’s general election should be postponed, citing his ...

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Uncle Joe Biden predicted he'd try to pull this shit back in February. He was mocked by the republicans back then, who we aren't hearing very much from right now.

Herman Cain has died of Covid 19. Refused to wear a mask at a tRump rally.

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Forced to eat his own pizza. I can't wait to hear how this is all Obama's fault.

Double take

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

I looked twice, I'll confirm that.

Loius GOHMERT has tested Positive for Covid-19, JUST Hated the Idea of wearing a Mask: ...

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Not only that, but he forced his office staff to not wear masks. Since this news, there are all kinds of emails from the staff memebers of republicans complaining they are also forced to not wear masks in the office. I'm surprised there isn't an infection surge among republican congressional staffers. Not yet, at least.One lucky thing for Gohmert, there is no chance of any brain damage - that ship has already sailed.

“You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever”.............Germaine Greer.

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

I use this all the time. She's right.

Well has everyone got some alien DNA, so you won't get the virus?

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Guess I need to find an alien. I like those Swedish women, but I'm not picky.

And now it begins.

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2020:

The states actually run the election. The feds only run the electoral college vote. Sounds like a Steven Miller idea, but this is really stupid even for him. This is just the mutant orangutan trying to dominate a couple of news cycles, nothing really new here to see.

I almost walked the cat and put flour in my coffee this morning.

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2020:

You needed another hour in the sack,.

When you hear the wife get mad at the kids...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2020:

It's a kinda cute, but it does rely on sexist tropes. I don't really like that kind of stuff, but humor is subjective.

The president is pushing the coronavirus theories of a Houston doctor Stella Immanuel who also says ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2020:

The way our idiot sees things, she might be the next surgeon general.

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2020:

The only people who don't make mistakes are the people who aren't doing anything at all.

There was this kid who was always in trouble at school; fighting, not doing his work, breaking ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Nuns are tough. Don't make them, uh, cross.

So, will Bill Barr Eventually be Charged With Perjury? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Sooner or later, he'll follow in the footsteps of John Mitchell, Nixon's AG, right into a jail cell.

Viewership was flat.

zeuser comments on Jul 28, 2020:

Only in Philly. The paper cutouts came out jabbing.

I call it, The Santa Claus Paradox My kid believes in Santa, Elf on the Shelf, the Tooth Fairy, ...

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:

I got busted with the same tooth fairy snafu as you did. It all came apart after that. Both my kids are healthy skeptics. I think my boy is an atheist. My daughter goes in for some Chi-based woo, but neither go to a church of any kind. My son goes to a Buddhist temple with his buddy sometimes "because they have the best food". 😊

If you’re one of the people who thinks Trump is an absolute demon who needs to dissapear, then ...

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:

Who's the one that the senators stabbed to death? That's the one I'd like to see him emulate.

TRUMP'S FAVORITE PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON "My original convictions upon this subject have been ...

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:

Our guy has a pretty big body count. Jackson's genocide directly killed about 15,500 native Americans and displaced about 50,000. He looks like Mother Teresa next to the 145,000 that the talking yam killed.

[youtu.be] Familiar much ?

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:

Megalomaniacs all sound the same.

Texas Man Hit by Ricocheting Bullet After Shooting Armadillo Police say an East Texas man ...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:

Good job, Johnny.

Well said. [patreon.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:

Me too.

Jesus Christ. Just think .... about 30% of Americans believe this: [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:

There must be some mistake, this ad is filled with lies! What? That was on purpose? Oh, ok.

Many Red States Restoring Gun Rights for the Mentally Ill Despite the ever-rising number of gun...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:

Putting the "nuts" back into "gun nuts".

Does donald trump Want Maxwell To Keep Quiet?

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2020:

You didn't think he was going to leave her hanging...oh, wait...

UPDATE: Good news.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

No jackbooted thugs, I take it. That's great!

Makes sense

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

I can relate.

I think so

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Ya think?

AOC Nails it Again! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

That gave me chills. From the heart, a righteous declaration that abusive language men use against women is wrong. I admire her as a person and congressional representative, but I admire her courage and outspoken full-throated defense of all women even more.

If you have sex while spooning, is it called 'forking'?

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

It is if you do it all the tine.

I agree!!!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Yeah, I gotta go with Rex Tillerson on this one.

I checked the Oxford Dictionary...

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2020:

You did the research. Hard to argue with it.

This guy is a fucking genius!

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

I knew Al would get the extra points! LOL

On why he wrote The Lord of the Flies about boys and not girls: "f you, as it were, scaled down ...

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

I really don't like deliberate mis-attributions. Thanks, Alt, the original quote is wonderful.

tRump's cognitive test, revised.

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Extra points if you resign first. Triple points.

Time Person of the Year?

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Can we vote? I'm with Doctor F!

Sure he has a plan. 🙄

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Ooo, ooo, I wanna see the plan for me, too! LOL

"Constitution?

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Where's Ted Nugent talking about how the president is wiping his ass with the constitution? Anybody?

Yeah, pretty much where I've gotten to.

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

What about a taco? Is there a taco down there?

The federal officers are in Portland under the authority of the Secretary of Homeland Defense per 40...

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Wow, whoever thought this administration would break the law? Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny too. JFC

Stable genius......

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2020:

We are sooooo fucking screwed.

When your not actually talking to a human anymore.😏

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2020:

That's hilarious!

Well the god thing definitely doesn’t work. [kmov.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Sure he does, but he does it in mysterious ways you know. Also, he likes to test your faith, he's sneaky like that. I do feel sorry for the good sisters, though. They lived their beliefs, regardless of how silly or false they were..

Trump associates with so many "NICE PEOPLE." [esquire.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2020:

This is just about the NY and Philly mobs. When you start including the Russian mob, things get even filthier. He's a criminal, always has been, don't look for anything different. If he spills any of the beans, even if forced by subpoena on his tax returns and financials, I would expect he'd get whacked before he could talk. JFK got whacked for screwing up the Cuban invasion. Our guy could eat lead for screwing up Putin's money laundering.

She's got the goods on him

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2020:

She was supposed to visit her buddy Jeff in prison, but she left him hanging.

I did not know where to put this but it, especially the ending is so funny. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:

I had no idea this was a thing! I'm gonna watch some others. What a good doggie!

Lots of things

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:

A popular one these days is "Black lives matter." Goes straight to the racism.

Feds Stay Clear... The Moms are here... This was posted on another group here: q:517284

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:

What's next? Make apple pie illegal?

Nothing more to say....

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Looking at this picture, you have to wonder, is that his *real* head?

I'm all for social distancing - maybe for a wrong reason...😂

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

As Harry Dresden once said: "If you have a problem, you have a problem. If you have two problems, sometimes one of them is a solution in disguise." LOL

Wish in one hand...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

I feel like a nail, and this guy just hit me on the head. He (I guess it's a he) ain't wrong.

Go on, laugh. Water you waiting for?

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Looks like this one's blowing up in your face.

Quote: We won two world wars, two beautiful world wars! If these are not the words of a madman What ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Somwhere on the scale between licking the window and sticking his johnson into a light socket stupid, that's our guy.

Difference of opinion

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Aww, that's sweet. Who's a good doggie?

Mask or no mask?...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Take over the state capitol. Yeah, go on. Jeezus.

Oregon Sues!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Good, this goes to Barr. *He'll* make sure that this nonsense stops and....oh, wait.

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:

I miss him.

rump's favorite restaurant .... [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Perfect, since this administration is plagued with, um, leaks.

I propose this conspiracy.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

I'd call it a working theory, not a conspiracy theory at all. I think Putin's involvement is a given, not even open to question, ever since our moron president wiped his borscht-smelling semen off of his chin in Helsinki. Putin is similar to our talking yam in that everything he does is for himself. If it profits Putin, it happens. Certainly I can't explain putting incompetent loyalists in key positions throughout the Federal bureaucracy any other way. Will he pull the trigger? You could learn a little Russian and ask him. Watch out for radioactive poison in your coffee though. Or DHS goons in unmarked cars.

An idea for your consideration.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

If it can somehow benefit Putin, it will happen. If not, I doubt Pence has anything close to the balls necessary to pull something like that off on his own. IMO, or course.

How could he win?

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Ignorant, no self-discipline, no shame, shitty diet. Yeah it all checks.

Trump: No national mask mandate. Is there just one voice in the WH?

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Oooo. I wanna be Merlin!

Who's with me on this???

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Now that you mention it...

Does anyone here believe in 'Bigfoot"?

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I like Jim Butcher's series of novellas featuring Sasquatch. As believable as any of the other stories you hear. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25807691-working-for-bigfoot

Such a Consistent Pig! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Imagine having the misfortune of being morally normal and being born into that snake nest of a family. I feel for her, I do.

YouTube

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Great ad!

Ms. Maxwell, Hiding in a Corner, with No Plum Pie! [washingtonpost.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

She is, by all accounts, a disgusting human being. I hope she goes up the river.