Ain't it the truth?

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2020:

My high school class wasn't that bad. There are a number of them that I wish were in charge right now, although we also had a fair number of ringers in there too. I get Kurt's point, though. Dubya was a baby boomer president as was Clinton.

A priest, a rabbit, and a monk walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2020:

The yarmulke with the ear holes was the tipoff.

What a maroon! 😡 Trump is melting down as his incoherent theory of government comes back to bite...

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2020:

I said at the beginning of this nightmare that Trump was his own worst enemy. I did miscalculate how long I thought he'd last, as I badly underestimated the complicity of Moscow Mitch and all congressional republicans. But as this unfolds, it looks like they are all almost out of toes with plenty of bullets left. And the talking yam is continuing to careen closer to complete raving, howling insanity.

Good morning A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent ...

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2020:

I hate "the silent treatment". It never works, and is really counterproductive to resolving any conflict.

Trump Clearly Has No Idea What Happens in Mutiny on the Bounty... [vanityfair.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Sure, he probably didn't watch it until the end because he created an alternate reality in which the Captain wins out and the men beg him to forgive them. Or he just got distracted by a moth.

The Shit-Show Rages On: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I'm surprised it took him this long to degrade to this point. I guess he was lucky that there weren't any major crises til now. He is not going to get any better, and he has a lot of legroom to go way way lower. JFC, what a damn mess.

Boeing Gets Up To $17 Billion In Loans From Coronavirus Stimulus Economist Dean Baker explains ...

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Sure, but fuck the USPS, right?

Edit: Sorry! The link intended to explain my disgust did not originally appear here.

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Nooo, no, no, it is NOT time to surrender! This is the time to step it up and keep it up!! Never EVER think of surrendering to these bigots and trolls!

I stopped for a good 5 min. Still can't figure out where she got the Pokémon bags.

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

So what if I did? LOL

Trump endorsed her opponent, the republican legislature would not allow the Wisconsin election to be...

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I saw that! Even if they cheat, the blue wave is just too big! Keep it up everybody, and good job Wisconsin!

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

If this is true, it looks like I'm a real asshole.

A pastor in the USA who held a church service in contradiction of lockdown instructions has ...

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I'm a little sorry this guy had to expire to prove to everyone that he was sooooo wrong. But not so much that it's going to ruin my day. Or my morning. Or, to be honest, anything at all. Dumbass.

Did anyone read about tRumps appearance yesterday?

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

He is just this side of completely losing his shit. He'll do it on camera, eventually. Not sure it will make any difference.

Old and clean to tell your kids : Why did the fool stare at the orange juice?

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

The classics never get old. 8-)

“Above all, don't lie to yourself.

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Self deception is destructive. If there's one person to whom you should be completely honest, it's yourself.

Even Mitch McConnell's Daughters Probably Hate Him [theslot.jezebel.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

You have to be a massive black hole of an asshole to alienate your own blood. Moscow Mitch seems like he is up to that particular task.

Bernie Sanders just met online with Biden and called for all americans to unite behind Biden.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I can see Bernie as secretary of health and human services in a Biden administration, but I bet he stays in the senate instead. Either way, good!

"Yes, “reopening” the economy is unwise to anyone who is not Donald Trump.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Wonder how he'd enforce this if he were stupid enough (I know, I know) to give it a try.

And wear a bonnet, for Christ sake!

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Last words: "Hey Judas, I can see your house from up here!"

I feel better now

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

You can recite Shakespeare from that balcony.

"But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion?

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Time to sacrifice a goat. Or something.

I noticed some posts on Facebook with some strange claims being made.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I couldn't find any specific number, but wikipedia does say this: "In the Internet age, QAnon virtual communities have little "real world" connection with each other, but online, they can number in the tens of thousands.[58] Rachel Bernstein, an expert on cults who specializes in recovery therapy, says that "What a movement such as QAnon has going for it, and why it will catch on like wildfire, is that it makes people feel connected to something important that other people don't yet know about. ... All cults will provide this feeling of being special."

Some GOOD news: [palmerreport.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

The folks who were going to vote against him will still do it. The folks who were going to vote for him will still do it. The only thing I think will affect the election is if it makes his opposition more enthusiastic and improves turnout. It will NOT change the minds of a single one of his current supporters - the ones who will leave him have already gone, and the rest are too far gone.

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. – Confucius

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

A lot of the time, going slowly is better as a strategy anyway.

This is the year of the rat.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

It's way past time to start jumping off of the ship, in that case.

Naughty bird

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

The Snuffleupagus bought them for the bird on wish.com.

Oops check first

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Well that was a dick move!

"God sent God to die for God so that God could forgive God's creations according to God's unbending ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Amen. Where's the buffet?

Yup most of us

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Cousin Itt! You were hairy head to toe before it was cool. (At least I think you have toes.)

For your own safety, Sir.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

That's right, you heard him!

Now he is seen as a threat.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I didn't think any single individual could destroy as much in such a short period. Well, yay Putin I guess. Fuck.

Laugh of cry... The most shocking beauty fails

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Oh those poor women!

How and why do Donald Trump, in particular, and Republican politicians in general persist in showing...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

It's not stupidity on the part of most republicans. It's a defensive posture to cover the fact they deliberately let the preparations slide, or at least their dimwitted leader did. But all republicans dislike spending they can't use to corruptly reward lobbyists and donors with fat wallets. Probably more to it, but I think that's the basic situation.

Tweety's Rally speech rules:

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

In a fucking nutshell, right there, is the essence of the problem.

The paradox of education is precisely this – that as one begins to become conscious one begins to ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Happened to me. Some people never learn.

I get my Timelord mate confused with the inventor of the steam engine.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Watt's the name of the guy on first? Watt's the name of the guy on second. Who's on first. I don't know. Third base. LOL

“It is the preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

The more things you own, the more things own you.

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Depends on whether you share a native tongue with your kissing buddy.

How does his wife take it?

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Well FFS, increase the frequency of sessions from monthly to twice a day and I guarantee you'll see a reduction in altitude.

In case anyone missed it, like the vast majority of us, Trump signed an Executive Order recently ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

The guy who makes the claim ought to be required to do it in person.

"It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I loved Humphrey. I met his wife after he had passed at a Democratic fundraiser in Scranton.

"The most unhappy of all men is he who believes himself to be so." ---- Henry Home

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Happiness isn't a state. It's a pursuit.

Remember to wash thoroughly!

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Won't help.

A quote by Fran Dresser in the late 1990s about her ex: She has stated that "we choose to be in ...

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

That's ALWAYS a buzzkill, isn't it?

These great questions and answers are from the days of "Hollywood Squares.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

That was a great show in the golden age. I don't know if it can be recreated with our current crop of celebrities. You can look up a lot of these compendia of answers on YouToube. Worth your time.

Snake oil salesman? Or just a conspiracy theory POS? Maybe both? [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

As Barnum said, nobody ever goes broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American public. *sigh*

Well then, take your time

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

You wanna get it right the first time.

Meet the B.S. Artist Behind Trump’s Miracle Drug [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Well, whaddaya know, a shifty, lying, con man, huckster, shill with bad hair is behind this. And now there's this Dr. Raoult guy too.

Many Localities Now Requiring Some Sort of Face Mask Along with the social distancing ...

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

You need to use tape if you want to make your own mask. Yeah, you need to use masking tape.

A teenage girl decided to earn some extra money by hiring herself out to do odd jobs.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

This is why you always need to get it in writing. LOL

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

This seems to be the kind of deal I get roped into.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I bet the guys who maintained the torture equipment during the Inquisition were happy they had steady jobs and were doing gawd's will by tormenting helpless innocents in the name of our lord, many of whom simply died on the rack, screaming.

Any opinions?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Cuomo is actually working hard at his job. I doubt he has time to campaign, fund raise, or build a gas roots organization. Great hypothetical, exciting to think about, highly unlikely. But I been wrong before.

I'm a single issue voter

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Can we all just agree that electing a walking bowel movement to be our president was a bad idea?

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I miss Hunter. Saw him in a bar in Aspen once, long time ago like 1979, holding a martini in one hand and a full sized spear in the other. We could use some good old gonzo journalism right now.

Thats him

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Hey, I feel the same way about you, you bloated, traitorous, amoral, Russian ass-kissing, moronic, syphilis-infected smegma-smelling, nazi ass-banana. Sorry, had to get that out. Carry on. 8-)

Trump's actions and lack thereof are not a matter of incompetence and antipathy toward science.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

First, he didn't actually close anything, so he has no power to open anything back up. And he knows the idea will go nowhere. Second, he is floating the idea simply to get an outraged response from the dems, so that, third, when the economy continues to tumble, he can characterize the dem response as political correctness and claim they should have done it his way all along. IMHO, of course, I have no idea what the motherfucker is actually thinking.

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Better grammar.

"Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself." ---- Robert Heinlein

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Sometimes there is an immediate end you need to reach quickly, but this is mostly true.

‘You can’t even get Christianity right’: Trump mocked for offensive ‘Happy Good Friday’ ...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

What an utter dolt. I can see him after he sent the tweet, smiling and whistling, thinking "There, I just sewed up the evangelical vote!"

I knew when Trump was elected president he would go down in history as the worst president ever, but...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

And I never thought senators could be this complicit in such open thievery - usually they are sneakier.

Early in the night, the ghost of FDR appears.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Honest Abe strikes again!

It had to be Miami!...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

It seemed like a good idea at the time, I'm sure. LOL

Rather (funny) video. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I think the almost subliminal pictures extending the snark are pretty cool. Good short.

Question: Is boob money really unsanitary?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Well can I at least get a dime for two nipples?

Congratulations on your group hitting 1000 HippieChick58! :-)

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Good job, this is an awesome group and a much needed safety valve for, now, a thousand people.

Nothing is truer in a sense than a funeral oration: It tells precisely what the dead man should have...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Not that I'll be in a position to do anything about it, but I don't want anyone to speak at any service after I kick the bucket. Anyone who thinks they might want to do that should come and see me now.

How confusing, just seen a book 'Ventriloquism for Dummies'.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Yep, that's how it starts.

A cousin of mine has a dildo made of cedar. She named it Woody Woodpecker. 😂🤣😂

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Sounds like she's a member of a splinter group.

It works with "get nailed" also.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2020:

If you don't, I'll be cross with you.

I've been on the phone with customer service lately for various reasons .

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Yes, yes, I love this approach! Go bare knuckles on his cowardly lying ass!

"The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naïve and usually idiotic.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

When you have no other options, and you feel the cause is just, radicalism is a healthy expression of concern and a definite course of action.

Yup how many

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Nooo, no, no, no. Nope. Uh uh.

Adult supervision

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Once upon a time, the prevailing sentiment was to let youngsters learn things the hard way. I learned a LOT of things that way. You learn it once, that's enough.

[agnostic.com] [babylonbee.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Yeah, I can buy that.

I have a quack cure for Covid-19, a large Gin and Tonic at around 5.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

And here I've been fooling around with vodka over ice. I need to try this, thanks AC.

And ex-believers thought when they left church they wouldn't have to give them anymore money.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

All the christer wingnuts think that this is just dandy.

"To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Ranks right up there with immunity to bullshit.

It's "Luck be in the air tonight"! Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert!

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I'd like to buy a bowel.

“Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must”.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

And sometimes, not even then.

It really is all Trump's fault, an interesting read from the Atlantic [theatlantic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I knew all this, but it's striking to see it all catalogued without much narrative in serial form. What a historic series of crucial and high impact blunders.

Looks Like trump has found a way to make the numbers drop quickly to end the lockdown 🤬...

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Kill the democrats. Save the republicans. So simple.

Kushner Firm Built Coronavirus Website Trump Promised - The Atlantic

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

An administration that follows ethics laws, eh? How quaint. Don't look for that here.

I Had a Sex Dream About Eric Trump and Was So Disturbed I Called a Dream Expert [agnostic.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Oh man, that poor woman.

The forgivable loans for small buisness.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Of course. Gawd I hate those fuckers.

Lmao true

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Tell me about it.

I guess they missed the "be fruitful and multiply" part.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Looks like they got right to the no sex part instead of waiting the usual 7 years or so.

Don't trust pseudoscience - unless you have a deathwish. [sciencebasedmedicine.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

My dad told me a long time ago. If it sounds too good to be true, it ain't true. Look at the evidence and the research first.

As expected, Bernie just dropped out of the race.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Bernie tried hard. His quest reminds me of the Schopenauer quote "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

Titania Mcgrath Know your nouns.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I wonder if she knows Devin Nunes' cow?

November from the latin novem meaning 9.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

If that's his fear, let's scare the KFC-fueled shit out of him.

Trump Goes Off on Mail-In Voting, Wisconsin Democrats

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Of course the discussions to delay the election started long before our jerkwad in chief said a thing about this candidate. But the truth is fake, if it contradicts his magical view of reality. Lordy, what a living nightmare, day in and day out.

Total Lunacy! [news.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Look, a talking buttplug.

Titania McGrath on Twitter: "UPDATE!We all know that the word “woman” is offensive because it ...

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I'm not familiar with this guy's work, this is the first time I've heard of him and his alter-ego. It sounds like his/her body of work is clever satire, but this twitter quote, by itself, isn't that compelling, even as satire. I may lack the cultural context to get this. Will try to look further just to see.

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer-

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Everybody picks their own version of woo. Leave the woo out of this quote and it is still true.

It is under such extreme conditions that you learn who your real friends are and sometimes even why ...

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I insist, send me the bill.

Need I say more?

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Makes me wonder who did the choosing.

"This question is one that only a very old man asks... Does this path have a heart?

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

John Prine said this best. When I die let my ashes float down the Green River Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam I'll be halfway to Heaven with Paradise waitin' Just five miles away from wherever I am.

If only Trump would follow people that have done his bidding . Modly RESIGNS [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Once he fired that brave captain put the speech out there, his usefulness expired. Time for another guy acting like a secretary of the navy.

Donald Trump’s coronavirus pandemic death cult — everyone’s welcome!

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2020:

I need to take a break from this depressing and outrageous situation, but I know I can't - this is what they all want me to do, get tired and give up. Fuck them! It may not take that much effort on their part, but they are gonna have to come through me to continue this bullshit. That is a zeuser promise. I'll see them all hang.