Mixed messages

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Yeah, that dog is fried.

MS NASTY IS ATTACKING AGAIN Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a tweet denying Rep.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2021:

What a sad waste of skin.

All great men are dead, and I'm not feeling too well myself Mark Twain

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Hah! I feel great, which explains why I constantly teeter on the brink of mediocrity. :)

Trump is gone and yet the loons remain.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Old or new testament?

Pour some sugar on me!

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Is that his story? Really?

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is!"...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Better safe than sorry! LOL

Corrupt Repugs are popping up everywhere.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Isn't this the same asshole who is suing the electoral college?

When "bite your head off" is not a metaphor

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

I'll take insects who are good at giving head for a hundred, Alex.

The perfect pinata for my next birthday party

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

It seems like a good idea, but instead of candy, it is filled with horse turds and sour grapes.

This guy must have the Brazilian variant of Covid-19! :-D

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

It doesn't keep everyone happy. Yeah, some people slip through the cracks.

Just read this and thought it noteworthy.

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

Lordy, I miss her. :(

Put on the breaks! [thumbs.gfycat.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

Awww, the poor guy!

I'm going to hell anyways, so...

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

A doctor is talking to a patient in his examination room. " Listen," he tells the guy, "you have GOT to stop masturbating! " "But doc, how come?" "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

Wisconsin Republican Sen.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Who is paying this looney tune to say this shit? Cuz if he isn't getting paid for this, he needs to be in a rubber room. And if he is geting paid, he should spend some time at the Oxford Federal Pen. 5 to 10 should do it.

This should do:

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Those are my peeps! LOL

Im not high when i post this marriage?

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2021:

As they say, marriage is grand. On the other hand, divorce is 50 or 60 grand. 😔

Donald Trump getting ready for a night out

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

This is a picture of the people at Tussaud's museum touching up the wax museum replica. Even knowing that, it still triggers the gag reflex. LOL

If you want to be boss in Iran and you ain't got a big white bushy beard you are pissing in the wind...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

You need the turban too. My beard wouldn't get me past Iranian customs. Now if I had a turban to go with it...

Believers don't like when you bring this up

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Yeah, but they feel reeeeally bad about it.

Keeping it real

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Fair trade-off.

I am surrounded by churchgoers.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2021:

While I cannot recommend any specific books or sources, I would encourage you to find a good biography of Harry Houdini, who during the height of his considerable fame, would take the time to debunk claims of spiritual activity in the cities he performed in as he traveled the country. Of course, every year Houdini would tell the world how he did his *own* magic, thereby discouraging copycats. He pissed a lot of people off, and was attacked in Montreal by someone who sucker-punched him hard enough to rupture his appendix. For decades afterward, his widow held a vigil on Halloween to see if Houdini would escape death, which of course he never did. Good stuff. In my opinion, a real American hero. Here's a good place to start. https://www.history.com/news/what-killed-harry-houdini

More dingbat Repugs are rising up and showing their stupidity.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2021:

All of these dingleberries look so smug when they pull some stupid shit like this, as though to say "checkmate, libs!" after uncorking their latest inane stunt. This asshole, for example, looks like he never missed a martini and came up with THIS idea after pushing through a very bad case of constipation. Time to look smug for the camera. Assbag.

Ironic- Stop the Steal attorney is being investigated for voting in It is always projection.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2021:

The next intelligent idea this dipshit has will be the first one.

Surprise!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Fungus is a bit more difficult to surprise. LOL

Lil Teddy is going to replace trumple thin skin for a minute

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Hah! The highlight for me was the picture of Hunter in, I would guess, Aspen. I saw Thompson in a bar in Aspen. Long time ago. Good group of memes here Glenn. :)

Definitely them

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Greed and wishful thinking both play key roles as well. As the old saying goes, you can't cheat an honest person.

You caption this

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I KNEW it! This smells like bulldog!

You deal with the electricity and water problems, I am going to Cancun

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Shoulda stayed there. Asswipe.

I want to be part of this suit! PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J.

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I'm in!

The First image of Mars!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

Finally found an excellent description of him

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Maybe he needs a new nickname. I suggest "Spray".

They were talking about a dildo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the top one cracked me up

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I seen some shitty reviews, but this....

Want some chilli?

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Yikes! Doesn't happen often, Glenn, but you got me! 🤣

Lizzie Borden Brand?

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Welp, that is a metal head all right. LOL Edgy humor, OMH.

Seems Mexico needs a wall

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Some, I assume, are good people. LOL Not Rafael, though, he's a prick.

Tell it like it is....

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Uh oh. Somebody got some 'splainin' to do.

Does teaching "white guilt" also cultivate a "white pride" backlash?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

There are nuances here. I, for example, have a great deal of pride that my Polish and Slovakian ancestors made it to America during a time of world war, pogroms, and another pandemic, mining coal that helped build the national infrastructure and support the American steel industry, railroad industry, and 2 word war efforts. I am proud of the role patriots like Kosciusko and Casimir Pulaski played in the revolutionary war, the engagement of the Polish underground against the nazis, including the Warsaw uprising, the repudiation of soviet control, and the ability to maintain a national identity for the 200 some years Poland did not exist as a separate country. We did not have many people of color in Poland or Slovakia. The closest thing to slavery was the decrepit feudal system, and poles were the "slaves". However, I think that adherents of white supremacy based on tenets of innate genetic superiority, including the implicit inferiority of other races, nationalities or religions, are all absurdly wrong. You can have pride in your heritage without being an unreconstructed bigoted asshole. Maybe that's not the space in which this discussion is occurring, but it's a valid point. Of the 6 million people slaughtered by the nazis in the holocaust, 2 million were polish. That's *why*there were so many concentration camps in Poland. We survived. Hell yeah, I'm proud. The yahoos now carrying rebel flags and terrorizing Asians, Latinos, jews and blacks can all blow me. They are our nazis. I am as white as they are, and we are NOTHING alike, there IS NO equivalence.

So they blow up a failed Trump hotel and Limbaugh dies too .

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Happy to see Rush go. It's times like this I wish there was something like hell waiting for him.

which one are you?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I've been putting a line through my sevens for decades. I also put a line through my hand printed Zeds.

“When someone chooses to misunderstand you, despite your best efforts, you may want to examine ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Spock has the right idea.

That’s one of the side effects of bottle feeding, he’s hungry for the real thing?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Like trying to find gold in a silver mine.

Uh-huh.

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I'm a little surprised he hasn't run away to somewhere else by now. It'll happen eventually.

And there was much rejoicing. [newjersey.news12.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

AC may be the one place where this loser is detested more intensely than anyplace else. He REALLY screwed that place over, stiffed a lot of people, and left investors holding the bag when he bailed into bankruptcy. People get very pissed when they find out they've been played like a clarinet.

Just when we think we're done . . .

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Me too, partner, but at least we are living through them.

Senator Ron Johnson said: “To call that an armed insurrection, it was the most pitiful armed ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I can understand why we might want to keep some details of the complete capitol security scheme under wraps for a while. Remember, they are still looking for other perps too.

This never happens

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2021:

This behavior is on my active shit list.

U got that right!!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Now that I think about it....

I love online shopping, I can find everything!

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Um, I'd dial it down for your gender reveal party if I were you.

The last temptation of...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Horndog Jesus wants to do your women, but dad is the guy who actually knocks them up.

WSJ Tells GOP to Dump Trump: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2021:

They dump him when the money dries up, and not one fucking second sooner.

Just stole this from a friend - PERFECT!

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I know why.

I'm speechless. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I got through a minute and had to stop. Lordy, he is as much of an asshole as his pop, but much much younger. Probably has better drugs too. Eventually, boy, you are going to jail. Asswipe.

Fancy waking up to one of these in your garden on a winters morning! :-D

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2021:

There, right there is a perfect summary of my experience on Tinder.

There is one born every day! :-)

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Hah! He's got that surprise up his sleeve, smug bastard. LOL

Mixed messages

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Should have nailed her instead.

No kidding he won't

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Let's do an experiment. First, go ahead and die, then see what god tells you, you closeted half-wit.

did not know the holy spirit smelled like rotten eggs.

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2021:

If he keeps laying methane in church, the congregation will "holy ghost" him.

Wanted dad or alive

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2021:

This, this right here is why reading skills are important. Knowing how to spell is important too.

There are a few good things that came out of the impeachment trial.

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Yeah, you are correct. Now, let's see it all start to drop.

Am I the only one who was disappointed by the impeachment?

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2021:

When you are guilty, you tell your lawyers to say that it's all bullshit. If the jury is rigged, well, we saw what happened. Twice.

The US Senate has just validated mob rule.

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Ok, just to reset this. Trump is out, he's not the president anymore, and all of his incompetent and criminal cabinet are also out. He is exposed to numerous investigations and probable criminal charges. He has serious financial issues. Melania disdains him. Nice life, fuckwad.

By acquitting Trump the GOP senators have shown their disregard for truth and the rule of law in the...

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Yeah, you're right. The risk here is that without a trump to run against, enthusiasm declines and the trumpers whip it up. I hope not, but that's gonna happen. Fukkin merka.

A guy goes to the opticians office, optician tells him you really need to stop jerking off! Will I ...

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2021:

The classics never get old.

Who's a pretty boy then! :-D

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2021:

whoops.

Lulu the dog inherits $5m from deceased US owner [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2021:

I wonder if she likes guys with beards who aren't stingy with popcorn and cheese?

GOP super-lawyer Ted Olson cuts off donations to Republicans who refuse to convict Trump ...

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2021:

About time, Ted.

Don't say I didn't tell you

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Go facial recognition instead of passwords, pal. Probably too late to save you this time.

False Advertising!

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2021:

That's hilarious! LOL

Live Blog / Trump impeachment trial live updates: House managers preview Trump defense, rest case ...

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Trump's defense should just phone it in. Fewer billable hours, same result.

GOP representatives have been complaining that the Impeachment Trial cannot be fair if Senator Leahy...

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2021:

"Are there still deeper depths of hypocrisy that Republicans can plumb?" Oh goodness, yes. Yes there are.

You are never old if you think young

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2021:

You old tripod you!

Is this a "DOH" moment or what? :-)

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Is that the crack of Dawn I hear so much about?

Now that makes sense

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Uh oh.

No matter what the verdict in his second trial, we all know what the truth is.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

If this was all meant to undermine the faith we have in our system of government. it's working on me. The small shreds of integrity that some of the R's are showing sort of keeps me from letting it all go completely.

Legal Scholar: Trump Lawyers Cherry-Picked Points From My Writing | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC ...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

I am delighted that Atty. Kalt is getting a little recognition. I used to work with his brother, Mike. He has more credibility in his pinky fingernail than the two scarecrows that Herr Fuerher put out there.

Never seen it happen 😉

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

I've been there. On this site, in fact.

“I tell you we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you ...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Finally, some validation for my own lifestyle. LOL

Here's a screenshot I took of Donald Trump's two lawyers, hard at work - strategizing over his legal...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That first guy was, I dunno, luggage. You get what you pay for.

I found this photo of the Reverend William Spooner's cat in an old book, strange name he gave it! ...

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2021:

Looks like a cunning stunt to me.

“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2021:

Sometimes, desperation can drive you to all kinds of achievements, but I take your point.

So, this morning in my email i receive a strongly-worded punishment from Admin about my remark on ...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Humor is a touchy area here. I've been called out on what I thought were innocent and funny posts, but everyone has a different perspective. Some people delight in tearing apart anything that's a joke, picking apart the logic to something that is just a fucking joke. I've taken to labeling any humor that I post with an "I kid" disclaimer. Mostly though, you big babies aren't seeing my A-list stuff. Hang in there, Anne.

FOR SALE Fiat 127 never been out of the garage :-D

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

What I wanna know is HTF it got into the garage in the first place! Fiats are not know for their ground clearance.

Stormy says it was the worst 90 seconds of her life, Cohen and Daniels team ujp to dish on Trump ...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Trump has fucked countless people, but Stormy has figured out how to make a buck at it. Good on her.

A good one from an old Anarchist.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Do they have karaoke in church?

How many atheist/agnostic/secular/humanism sites do you visit and/or interact with regularly?

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

I can't vote due to some error. I look at three other atheist sources besides this one, but they aren't websites. Two are facebook groups: Atheists Against Pseudoscientific Nonsense and Southern Atheist. I also see instagram posts from Atheist Republic. And, of course, Agnostic.com is the cherry on top of that godless sundae. :)

Good vibrations but should have been a uni-sex gift really!

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Batteries included?

Mike Pence's Reward From the Lord?: [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

What a stooge.

We should make this a recurring event. I would totally pay the pay-per-view fee.

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2021:

Dueling fuckwits. I can almost hear the banjos.

Damned ice cream truck.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2021:

I hope she at least got a popsicle out of the deal.

I can't give a thumbs up or respond to any posts. What's going on? Am I in Agnostic. jail?

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

I'm not sure what the story is. My guess is a bad symbolic link somewhere in a javascript call, but I see that behavior sporadically too.

Wonder what it means

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Looks like there might be missionaries nearby.

No, it does not.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

I was airways sort of a backdoor man, m'self.

Another sad post.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Looks board too.

Poor Kermit.

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I want to hear you beg, froggie boy, or I will hear you croak instead.

For members interested in economy and finance

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Something I want to keep my eye on.

Fly little one

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Tonight's the night.

The pizza must get through

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I'm still trying to picture some poor kid delivering pizzas on a freakin' motorcycle.

Massive protests as Poland implements near-total ban on abortions

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2021:

The catholic church has a long and checkered history in Poland, most recently with its involvement in support of the Solidarity movement that booted out the russkies. Poland is also currently in the grips of a move to the right politically, and I'm not sure the ban on abortions wasn't part of a coalition between church and right wing politics, like here in the US, but I wouldn't be surprised. The poles are a resilient people, having been conquered and removed from the map for 200 years - my grandfather's immigration papers said he came from Germany when in his mind he most certainly did not. If this unpopular decision irks the population, it will eventually be either widely ignored or swiftly overturned. Solidarność na zawsze.

McConnell: Trump Tricked Me Into Backing His Coup [nymag.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Usually, with Moscow Mitch, your best bet is not believing one fucking thing this vile abomination spews out.

What would it take to force Donald Trump to confront his own lies and deceit?

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Sodium pentathol?