Colorado police investigate threats against judges after Trump removed from presidential ballot: ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

To learn from something, one must have developed the ability to think.

LMAO no wonder these guys can't get laid....

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Nothing red flags a potential mass shooting like cranky horny rejected wingnut assholes.

Steve Bannon Says Arm School Children to Stop Bullying Right-wing podcast host and Trump ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Well this has given me a great idea to honor Steve for coming up with this great idea. We rename the "herpes simplex virus" to the "Bannon simpleton virus".

Trump Accuses Biden of Soviet-Style Persecution of Catholics In a campaign clip released this ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

I swear he says shit to his pals and when they say "jesus that is such horseshit!" that's what he keeps in his diatribes.

One for the New Year perhaps! “Good resolutions are like babies crying in church.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Since I am never seen inside of a church, I don't know what to do with my resolutions.

All those people praying to win the powerball lottery for Christmas and guess what?....

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Winning a lottery that big turns your life into a series of problems and headaches you never had before, and that you will never get rid of. You will never know who your friends are again.

For all you Trekkie nerds....

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Troi knows what you want, Riker, the emoji is superfluous.

Merry Xmas 2023.7

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2023:

Hark the herald angels sing, hey HEY! NOT IN MY HAIR!

Shucks, missed again.

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2023:

Ooo, that's cold.

Merry Xmas 2023.5

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2023:

T-Boo got good gumbo instincts. You got me in the holiday spirit now, Glenn. 😊

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: a rainy day, lost ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2023:

A slow internet connection can also reveal one's true character. 😏

Merry Xmas 2023.4

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Tis the season, buddy! Have a great holiday, man. Good bunch, which is lucky for you, because if it wasn't good, I was gonna take alla this shit back!

Oh, I had no idea

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

Now there's a situation I neither have nor will encounter. They look happy enough, good for them.

The biggest question I have; what is the republican/conservative agenda?

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

For the people, they got jack shit. Everything else goes to billionaires and Russian oligarchs. 😠

Awww poor widdle wuudy.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

Maybe they'll give him a bag of ginger mints for a receipt. 😜

I lost my shit at one of my places I work at! Fuck it!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

I can come up with a front strap and some lube too, it’s the holidays after all. Outstanding set, MG!😂

Thats our man

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

That's him all right. If Orwell rewrote Animal Farm, this assbag would be the pig character's inspiration. "Four legs good, two legs vermin."

O this is going to be fun!

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2023:

Now I wanna know what he said. And to whom.

Something a bit different.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2023:

I always thought that Christian dude was a putz. OTOH Cyrano let himself get played. He did have a way with words, no denying that. You didn't get stuck with the nose, did you jack?

That is one talented makeup artist.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2023:

The cost for the perfume in the last case is ENORMOUS. LOL

I love Colorado!!! The Supreme Court in Colorado just ruled that trump is not fit to be on the ...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Ooooh, I hear the clickety clack of a truth social all caps post being created even as we snicker and exult.

Jordan Klepper Recaps His Wildest Moments With Donald Trump Fans In 2023 [youtu.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2023:

It's easy to make fun of these fuckwits, but it's not funny. They lead their lives believing this shit and they walk amongst us.

Christmas memes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2023:

I admit, I've never watched a hallmark movie. But I do enjoy my bundt cake. These put me in a holiday mood! 😜

Owww!!! My tooth hurts!

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2023:

I KNEW I recognized that shade of red! Great group, MG.

But this too will pass.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2023:

Fuck that. Santa is into me for 30 large. I'll never see it.

Rudy Giuliani must pay more than $148m over false election claims: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2023:

This judgment is one thing, and I like it. Getting the money is quite another deal. I don't think the money is there.

The wonderful part is he (donald j trump)brought all of this on himself.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2023:

I've known people like this. They are generally low achievers avoided by others because of the whining, and because you eventually get blamed for their lack of success. In this asshole's case, he bought people to hang around him with his pop's money and eventually Russian rubles. But the pattern of blaming everyone, even those who stick with you, is as predictable as it is pathetic. The people who support him probably blame everybody else for their situations too. And there are a LOT of people like that.

Makes you feel warm all over!

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

It is one thing to be an asswipe, another to be an ignorant asswipe, still another to be an arrogant ignorant asswipe, and worst of all to be an arrogant ignorant asswipe congressman. Jesus, what a family of shitstains.

Texas Atty.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

I've scraped shit off the bottom of my shoes that has more compassion and integrity than Paxton.

White male christians were behind both.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

I wonder if any of THESE assholes can float.

I never liked the man, but he has a point

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Yeah, he also destroyed the middle class, ballooned the national debt, destroyed (almost) all US organized labor, and illegally sold armaments to Iran and used the money to fund a Nicaraguan insurgency. Other than that, he ignored the AIDS epidemic, sort of like a bonus atrocity. However, he didn't kiss any Russian ass, I give him that. Still waiting for that prosperity windfall to trickle down to me.

Porn is everywhere

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Morning wood, baby! LOL

“Perfect valour is to do, without a witness, all that we could do before the whole ...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

That sounds a whole lot like integrity.

Praise the lord

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Ask him his favorite verse, see if he blows that too.

Warning ! It's PG-13.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2023:

But first, some of my "special" Jell-O pudding.

I expect someone will be screaming soon... [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2023:

If you could personify a wet fart, Tuck would be the guy.

Julia is thrilled with her new laptop. I asked Gregg to buy it for her.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2023:

Aww, you did good hon. Look at that smile. :)

NORTH KOREA COMPARES TRUMP TO HITLER! (and they oughta know) [usnews.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2023:

Even a broken clock, as they say, is right twice a day. Goodness. I wonder if this will make it into one of his "performances" (can't call them speeches, really).

Just wanted to say good morning

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2023:

A lovely sentiment...KNOT!

Every time a Republican makes a pathetic post about who is creating the problems in this country I ...

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2023:

He called it. 😠

Happy Monday Night!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2023:

OMG, I am howling here! I gotta go pee on poop stains now, bitchbag! 🤣🤣🤣

Falsies? He'll even pull a Johnnie Cochran and try on gloves to prove his manhood.

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2023:

Gee, I wonder which celebrity, most likely currently strapped for cash, would they get to promote a product like that? Can y'all think of any? LOL

I'm tired, goodnight 😴😘

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2023:

Me: Um, what kind of waffles? Also, I think the Ass family lives a little down the block from me. 🤣 Funny set, MG, good work!

Ugh, I'm exhausted!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2023:

Very funny set!

Democrates, shows how stupid these people are!

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2023:

You don't have to see the sentence "I am a rock chewing window licking idiot" in order to draw that conclusion, am I right? Good ones, MG.

“The most perfect technique is that which is not noticed at all”…………..Pablo Casals

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2023:

I remember when I was still working, my reports would tell me "What you do is easy." I would always tell them, "No, I just make it *look* easy." LOL

Have you seen this turtle?

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2023:

I saw him freeze up in an interview, that guy?

So I heard DeSantis made a wisecrack about "Muslims wearing man dresses" but what we really want him...

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2023:

I think he wears them when he wants to feel "special". It's a little something, just for him! LOL

Now why in the hell are they blinking?

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2023:

Very cute, well done video.

They are everywhere

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2023:

Sign this, and yer hired, son!

you never know!

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2023:

What happened in the other glass jars? You know, for an alien kid's science fair project, it wasn't just us. So who else? Exoplanets! But which ones? LOL

“When somebody says it’s not about the money, then it’s about the ...

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2023:

My dad told me that any time I couldn't figure out the reasons why about something, the answer is money. Sad but true, you can't outwit human nature.

Dating and Agnostic

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2023:

I'm pretty sure that being agnostic (and in my case atheist as well} has nothing to do with my dating issues. Most of it has to do with the dating pool, which at my age is pretty shallow, and my increasingly exclusive criteria. At this point, I think the dating ship, for me at least, has already sailed.

Sold out in Texas

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2023:

Shit, you can get real ones bootleg at the flea market. LOL

What is going on !?!?

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2023:

I can relate.

I hope he lands in the worst drag bar in NY

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2023:

He'll get a few "tips" he didn't expect, too.

If Moms for Liberty co-founder had sex with a woman, why is she targeting Florida’s gays?

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2023:

So, are they streaming any of the recordings? I wonder if they are looking for a "side dude". Just kidding. Though honestly, that wouldn't be a bad side hustle. Fucking hypocrites.

-10C here overnight. I don't think I will be cutting any firewood today

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2023:

Mid 60's F (17-21C) here in North Kackalacky, and rainy all day. No blade shrinkage here. Heh.

Former Trump golf club worker was sexually harassed by supervisor, then conned into signing illegal ...

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2023:

That's the way they handle it in the parking lot business, I guess. Habba is in waaaay over her head here.

LBJ on why he did not fire J Edgar Hoover even though he disliked him.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2023:

Classic LBJ, crude yet somehow incisive.

And next Saturday morning, there they are again! 😆

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2023:

I would get up at 6AM on Saturdays to watch the test pattern turn into a repeat of "My Little Margie", then the cartoons would start at 6:30 with a local Popeye show.

Brilliant nasal policy in action

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2023:

You think it's diplomacy, but it's snot.

Well, who doesn't?

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2023:

Well so do I, but I didn't make a mug about it.

I saw some Christmas memes! Is it almost that time again?!?!?!

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2023:

My First Fire, eh? I remember when I was a kid, the best thing was when someone in the group got ahold of a box of blue tip wooden matches that you could scrape on just about anything to light. You could light just about anything on fire, including somebody's hair. If only I knew about marketing back then. LOL Great xmas spirit in this set, MG!

I am wondering if this cnn.com or agnostic.com?

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2023:

Yes

LMAO... Jesus Fucking Christ ...

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2023:

THAT is a good one!

Sadly, they sent me to all boys school (to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical, ...

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2023:

Actually, if you went to a catholic high school like me, even though there were both boys and girls in the student body, you'd know the nuns were not the ones that inspired the boners. Except for Sister Sheila, but she was the exception to the rule. LOL

🤮🤮🤮🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2023:

Yikes!

when you put it like that it makes sense

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Once the horseshit starts to emerge, the illusion is ruined.

"Honey what kind of "fine wine" goes well with fried chicken?

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2023:

This right here is why we need a puke reaction emoji.

That will be a weight of her mind.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2023:

Probably needs more muscle memory for the clean and jerk too.

Sounds good to me I imagine since he is now broke anyway Putin will be happy to have him in what is ...

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2023:

I don't think he'd be worth much with people shooting back at him and mom not there to take him home.

Keeping it clean!

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2023:

That's funny, but I never knew a dog, young or old, who needed a mentor to figure out what to do with dropped food. 🤭

Don't believe her Jack, she is just as evil as the Donald.

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2023:

Um, I don't think that means what you think it does, Evita...

She said what everyone believes is true! He's a true shit head!

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2023:

Very good group here, MG. I often wondered about his birth details, now you've cleared that up.

Prominent ‘Moms for Liberty’ Leader is a Convicted Sex Offender The Philadelphia Inquirer ...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2023:

These twats are shills for the christo-fascist white supremacist asswipe crowd. You went after them pretty good there Johnny. Think they'll forgive you?

Welcome Susan to our group.

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2023:

Is this the son of Johnny Cash?

I understand that trump is going to be named the state vegetable of florida.

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2023:

Hmmm, he'd be a shoo in for official state pond scum. Meatball Ron would still come in second. 😜

They are braving the cold. We appreciate the service.

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2023:

Wouldn't be Thanksgiving without some stuffing.

Have a 2 hour lunch break and with good company, my kitties!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2023:

Yeah, that reminds me, time to take a nap. Hey, want a pickled frog? LOL Good ones, hon.

If only I was qualified

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2023:

If that was a part-time position, I'd apply. ;)

Count me in. I'll bring jars of old screws and nails. 😆

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2023:

Amateur! I have way too many *coax* cables and a LOT of used speaker wire.

I do not own a gun and i wont know what to do with one anyways , but go ahead and try to take or ...

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2023:

*sniff sniff* Commenting on your post? Smells ok. You worked hard for these, a superior set! 😜

She had a dream...

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:

"You told me you had money when I asked you!" "I said I have piles."

Family game night!

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:

This makes it reeeeally tough to get the kids to go to bed.

One more before bed!

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:

Ooo. I know what MG wants for xmas! Good set, MG, get some sleep now. ;)

Having a relaxing Sunday evening, hope you all are too!

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:

Wish I had the skills to bake a Santa cake. As far as raisn bran is concerned, it is fantastic to use in muffins. Good selection today, MG.

Wow!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Excellent group! I KNEW I saw Gaetz somewhere before....

My hands up to that. 😆

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Yep. LOL

Happy Saturday Night!!!!! Hope all is well!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2023:

I still got a pipe like that somewhere. 😁

Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it's a start. -Anthony Bourdain

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2023:

There's a lot of privilege in that statement, but cue isn't a bad thing.

Be careful how you say it

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2023:

Lack of pussy will clarify the mind. LOL

Republicans in House and Senate Resorting to Violence As if their unrelenting verbal volleys were...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:

You gotta do the best you can with whatever you have to work with. And this bullyboy "skill set" is pretty much the whole toolbox for guys like this. I guess they get votes from all of those people who secretly wish they were bullies too. You can only deal with a bully one way, stand up to him. Mr. O'Brien was ready to do that, and "Markwayne" might not have liked how a teamster can hurt you.

Dark humor ahead... Turns out, pretty much everyone is worth alot, lol.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:

I wonder how much I could get for all of my skin tags and moles?

"BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, WHY DON"T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:

Can you do that without those books they are banning?

Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin challenged union leader Sean O'Brien to a fight in the middle of...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:

The next logical step for these jerkwads. It's all about bullying, intimidation, and the "good old days when men were men and sheep were scared". Two bit thugs, I've seen enough of them to last me a lifetime.

Yep. No frilly cushion covers. No candles. 😆

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:

I may not be involved with frilly cushions or candles, but I am a few steps above a mattress on the floor and a glock. You do you, though. 😏

What they are really fighting...

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Yep.

He is a hardcore supporter

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Yeah, that's a feature, not a bug. Probably gonna be on a bumper sticker soon.

Right in the heart of Texas

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:

Well, damaging property isn't a good idea, but in this case, I at least understand the sentiment.