Boxing gloves are padded bras for tiny hands

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Jeezus, my eyes! My eyes!

Seriously how much lower can it go

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

How much lower? Hmm, maybe a live video chat feed where he will do things for "tips"?

I'm torn between laughing or vomiting.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

The ones who fall for this are exactly the ones who deserve to fall for this.

Glad I got my account up at post.news Twitter is going down the toilet [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Hey Elon, banjo-faced apartheid nazi says what?

It looks like a Tuesday group.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Har har, stunt skank!

This is not satire. He’s lost what was left of his damn mind. Grifters gotta grift

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Y'all are missing the true value here which are the raffles, for dinner with the arsehole, for a round of golf with the arsehole, for a zoom call with the arsehole. I seem to recall reading that in the other raffles he has grifted that nobody actually wins. I'm sure this time will be different. LOL

Easily understandable decision this! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Are those really muscles, or are they bingo wings?

Can't make this shit up...

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Good lord, this guy will do anything for some attention, won't he? SMH

Charcuterie for old people.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Wait'll you get a load of the "over 65" charcuterie board.

A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Leave it to the nuns. LOL

Shrodinger's Denney's...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

There is the vision, then the reality. This is politics summarized in a bigass sign.

Come on, who wants some? lol

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Send it to the sierras and the rockies, California the Colorado river basin both need the water.

IN WAR ( Ref Russo-Ukrainian War and Putin ) Quote by Napoleon "Morale is 3 TIMES as important ...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Too bad Napoleon isn't advising the Russian dickhead.

Personally I'd rather have a Guinness! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

I'll just bet he is. Dumbass royal wannabe.

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Hmmm. That taco doesn't look like what you'd get at your typical taquiero. Unless you, you know, pay a little *adicional*.

He wants her to be happy

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

That is just sad, Saint.

Gasp! 🥶🥶🥶

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Hah! One of the advantages of always sleeping alone is that this does not bother me. ;)

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Yeah, I'm with you LOA, I would've picked my hand up and said "Hey, you guys can blow me!" or words to that effect.

I hope I never get that old.

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

This cuts just a little too close to the bone, Jack.

Fox news demands answers

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Justifiable homicide!

Wondering what orange hitler's pea-brain thinks about this!

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

I am watching several famous black guys just disintegrate in the public eye. Even Chapelle is heading in the wrong direction, let alone poor brain-damaged Herschel.

Canadian Things François Bellefeuille · 3d · Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Hah! It could've been the Flyers too, ya know. LOL

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

The classics never get old. LOL

Rep.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Put her violent ass in front of the DOJ grand jury.

I'm back from Vegas and rested up, so Trumpers are fair game.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Good way to start the week, pal!

It's almost 2023. Who can believe we're still talking about this chud?

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Oh wow, some stunning images here. Great set.

SWALLOW THAT COFFEE BEFORE YOU READ THIS “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single ...

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

He left out the part about doing a couple of lines out of the 8 ball his brother gave him.

Ho H Ho, the Christmas is coming to town

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Sure, forget about all of us guys with potbellies.

It is different in China

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I'd love to see her 23andMe results. Good lord...

Kirk got what he was asking for.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

It's that Highlands humor. Can't beat it with a bag of haggis. :)

Probably why Skeletor has so many issues growing up near He-Man.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

He-Man was always kind of a hot dog, IMHO.

Glad to be able to help you survive.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Ain't that the truth?

Santa gets nailed.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

I sort of like this version a little bit better.

Those who insist on parading Private Foolishness are often one Major Idiot or act under the ...

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

For a military quote, this is pretty rank. ;)

“To know what people really think, pay attention to what they do rather than what they ...

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. After he finishes, the barkeep asks "Would you like another, monsieur Decartes?" Descartes replies "I think not." And disappears.

The printout in my journal has this day as Immaculate Conception.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2022:

I wonder if the Holy Spirit has a 1-5 star rating system, and how many stars Mary got if so. Mary, Nazareth - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Immaculate! LOL

Happy Wednesday! I'm about to test my mom for covid! Wish us luck! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

No poets, mostly women without any rhyme or reason. *sigh*

There once lived a strong, Native American man who had only one testicle Everyone in the village ...

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

This is where I need a "glaring at you while tapping my foot" reaction emoji.

Give her room

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Looks like she needs ballroom.

Doesn't seem fair, does it?

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

That will be a stretch. I'd suggest diapers, though. And before any court appearance, make him take a nice nap. LOL

One great dad. 😍😆

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Nobody loves you like your dad!

Will probably stream this in the background as i do something more productive.

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

I'll wait for the christian version of Debbie Does Dallas.

Is it Wednesday yet? 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

You outdid yourself today, MG! That reminds me, I need to put some shoes on...

Say no more, He got it.

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Salesman: Sounds like a personal issue, sir.

Trump Fumes After Jury Convicts His Business of Criminal Tax Fraud: ‘New York City Is a Hard Place...

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Yeah, well. Good luck conducting business in NY now. Dickwipe. LOL

Finally, the first step on what should be a fulfilling road has begun. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

What a shocker. Not the verdict, but the fact they delivered the verdict. Now, eliminate the ability to conduct "business" in NY. THERE is the choking point.

Trump Organization found guilty of tax fraud after New York trial: [abc.

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Look for a bunch of appeals. But yeah, this is great fucking news. ;)

This guy never stops committing crimes.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Never expect justice out of the American judicial system.

Those who support the abolition of the Constitution are clearly traitors.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Traitorous spineless weasels, that's a good start.

... Sorry.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

A pun with progressive disclosure like this is difficult to, um, orchestrate.

Happy Sunday!!! Going to my daughter's future in laws for homemade menudo! 😋

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Ooo, I love menudo! I sense a larger theme to these memes though. ;)

Finally out!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Those are my kind of buddies! LOL

This is so spot on (I don't believe it was written by an AI)

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

At least an artificial intelligence has some form of intelligence. A can of beans can beat our orange boy in a game of checkers.

Something to share with your relatives that put these up

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

The camels are the coup de grace. LOL

Former President Donald Trump on Saturday flat-out called for the "termination" of the United States...

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Are people still listening to this asswipe? Seriously?

Trumpty dumpty had a great fall

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Those cut pretty deep. I love the canonical list of nicknames, which I have nicked.

Please, don't give me any advice...I want to make my own mistakes. (Anon.)

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Sometimes taking the wrong advice is the biggest mistake you can make.

I will be so glad when he is no longer a blight on society

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I know where the rich guys trying to screw over the rest of us meet now. The Republican caucus room.

I will take the red

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Pinot, either grigio or noir.

Yeah JC, WTF?

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Stay away from the mayo.

Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

If he hates the queers, I think they just let him off in Florida, no? 🙄🙄

Working hard...

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Math it is. Work it isn't.

I agree wholeheartedly!

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

To be fair, they are each pretty representative of their respective electorates.

This vet knows how to speak cat. 😆

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

That is hilarious!!

Hope you're near an eyewash station.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Except for the eyes, that's Melania, no?

"You don't HAVE a soul.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Mmm. Pretty sure I have Philly soul. Tower of Power, baby. I have a friend (ED of the Rhine Institute) who tried to quantify this with animals. Even he wasn't sure how accurate the measurements were with a livestock scale. I believe everybody has soul. Right up until you don't. That is life.

I found an interesting item on "C-SPAN, Presidential Historians Survey 2021.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

His covid "performance" blows right past the egregious trail of tears. Meanwhile Buchanan was a big factor in starting, or at least not stopping, the American Civil War. Three fucking dandies, no doubt.

Happy Wednesday Night!!!😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Good bunch. That vasectomy can pay dividends. 😉🤣

House committee receives Donald Trump's federal tax returns from IRS - CNNPolitics

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Gee, I bet nobody will leak any of those, ya know?

Some to share, some to laugh at, and some to make you smile.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

I'm not sure any amount of makeup can fix MTG. And just forget her "acting like a lady", even if some drag queen takes her under her wing. On the plus side, she seems to have mastered the toughest part of cooking possum, which is getting the tire tracks off the animal's back.

Xmas season continues

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Nothing like sitting on Santa's face! Good bunch, partner.

Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes convicted of seditious conspiracy for US Capitol attack: ...

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

They went to Olive Garden to celebrate? Oh man. Guilty as fuck! Guilty guilty guilty!

Still getting the Xmas stuff unloaded.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

She's gonna steal your batteries no matter what. LOL Good ones, buddy!

Damn that autocorrect...

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

It would be better if autocorrect knew who Santana was.

"Seek progress, not perfection." Anon.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

We ought to seek excellence, and perfection may be the result, but we did our best regardless.

Who's hungry?

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Straight from the "Bachelor Cookbook".

It is a rich day today.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

The Trump library, where you go to make a deposit and never check anything out. Extra special good ones here today, Glenn.

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Now that's something I'll remember when I need a rhyme for Monday. LOL

Applicable to today's world.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

People have been making fun of Malthus for almost 200 years. Who's laughing now, eh Tommie boy?

Trump Org CFO Turned On The Trump Family In Explosive Testimony, Implicated Donald And Children In ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Fire one! The game is afoot!

Hi guys ♥️ I have been avoiding like hell to make a real post for months and I am trying to ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Good lord! TIA's are scary, I remember when my old pop had one while I was visiting. Can't imagine going through it myself. Yes, yes, do slow down, by all means! I want you around for a long time, who's gonna laugh at my memes? Sounds like you have a good support system, and do make more use of your pooches to keep that BP nice and low. *big hug*

And so Xmas begins

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Admiral Akbar's got it figured out.

Warning, not advised for the weak of heart!

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

It would take a lot more than 30 seconds to introduce you to everyone else that's in there.

It's a good Saturday morning for poking at Trump

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Fantastic group, even Herr Freud had to back up a step or two. LOL

[tiktok.com] 🙄🙄🙄

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Wizard's first rule, people will believe anything that they want to be true, or anything that they are afraid is true. Granted, our boy takes it to the nazi extreme, but still.

On one of the dating sites I have women that are 24-29 years old sending me likes and messages I ...

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Half your age (round down) plus 7. Good rule of thumb for a lower limit.

Happy Saturday late afternoon! Lazy days like this are a luxury!

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Outstanding material, MG!

Ma, correct me when I am wrong...but please do so privately. (I heard a child telling his mother)

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Praise in public, criticize in private. This kid will be a good manager some day if that's what they want.

What was I thinking....

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Back in the days of the pilgrims, that is all white meat.

This was so funny I had to share

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

You have to respect the hammer of Thor! LOL

I hope trump sees at least some of the memes about him.

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

He would have to pay someone to explain them to him, and I doubt he would agree to the expense.

Happy Holidays!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Fabulous collection, G-man!

When I die cremate me so the whole world can kiss my ash.... You urned it world...

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

I wanna be like Willie. Roll me up and smoke me when I'm gone.

Apologies to all those who're unfortunate enough to be sharing a meal with MAGA this Thanksgiving!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Luckily, my family discussions about politics consist of everyone agreeing with one another that the right wing are a bunch of assholes. Then, we discuss why specific individuals on the right are assholes. It's fun, TBH.

How are the trumpanzees going to deal with the cognitive dissonance after trump's own hand picked ...

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2022:

They got their abortion bans, so they are happy.

Scammers are getting smarter.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2022:

Whoa! He could have fooled me!

For me that would have been extremely rare.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Clearly, the waiter was also married.

Something's not right...

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Give her credit, she stuck to that story through thick and thin.

Late night dump

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

An EXCELLENT collection, Glenn!

Another mental defective from Swampy McSwampy's ragtag army get prison time for supporting the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Good. Throw away the key.