Not even the first time that has happened!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

And as soon as you really need it, no more reception.

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@Hathacat Monday I head out, so I'm a little sensitive to making sure I know where I am going. No navigator to blame it on

What goes on in Paris...

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

What a pain in the ass.

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee I believe in birds, the anus and the vagina are joint use organs. Help me out here @zoohome

I am never near a computer in the morning!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I have this thick dark brown liquid whose smell will give you the jitters to start the day off.

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@Hathacat I have a special blend that I use for my first day of a long road trip, 32 oz of caffeine, nicknamed wired for sound. lol I normally leave between 2-5 am so I need a little bit of help. Texas is a hell of a state to get out of unless you're headed due north.

Babies Instinct

KKGator comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Only horrible parents would hand over their children to 45 for a photo op.

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Description fits the tea baggers.

Not even the first time that has happened!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

And as soon as you really need it, no more reception.

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@Hathacat Try traveling out west or in the mountains, huge areas where there are 0 bars. and no reception either.

Who's a smart boy?

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Damn she is hot.

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee You know it, and No Collar.

Dangit!!! I forgot about independent by train station and i'm losing another 2 years of my life ...

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You will learn my little one

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@Lillyfield41 I'm sure another opportunity will crop up, I try not to use star wars references in mixed company until I know how they will be taken. No one wants Jaba as a nickname.

Got it Claudius ? [youtu.be]

Happyonearth comments on Sep 29, 2018:

hey in texas and Miss, cud be home schooled, lol

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

If you're home schooled, you shouldn't date your teacher or your other classmates.

Maybe?......

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Not yet, but working on it

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

I may have mis under estimated

Maybe?......

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Not yet, but working on it

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@Livinlife I hope so, I just finished my last tax returns for the year, and baring anyone else knowing my private email, I' done for the year. Got 10 bottles on the shelf and not asfraid to use them.

My keyboard is dyslexic...

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

took me a second

glennlab replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee You bet my ass.

Anti Kavanaugh leggings

metalhead222 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

weird man. tell me I am looking at a women, please!

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

better be

My keyboard is dyslexic...

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

took me a second

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee not with those claws.

If we don't stand up for all people s rights, we stand for none.

JackPedigo comments on Sep 28, 2018:

ALL people like in White supremacists, Neo-Nazis, KKKer's and so on. No thank you. Some people need to be discriminated against.

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

rights, not privileges.

My keyboard is dyslexic...

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

took me a second

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 got to be fiercely. lol

My keyboard is dyslexic...

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

took me a second

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 Somethings you remember forever, just because of location. Example 8th grade English, typo check for wrong words. " The lions fart fiercely. " Personally I thought it was technically correct, but I knew which word they wanted us to change,

Cat memes, you can say a lot of shit and get away with it if you have a nice "cat"

NoMagicCookie comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Three kills with a single shot. Well done.

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Trying to save ammo

Cat memes, you can say a lot of shit and get away with it if you have a nice "cat"

Hathacat comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I would steal that, but everybody knows I post kitty pictures too!

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

steal away

Please do me a favor....

Pralina1 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

And the , three days later , " I am baaaavkkkk """???

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

I got to see if my son will do this for me, your part is critical to making them freak the fuck out.

Gotta love under estimating people

freeofgod comments on Sep 28, 2018:

As the old saying goes, Have gone to find myself if I get back before I return keep me here.

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

back in a jiff

There is always a history

Pralina1 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Hey !

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@Pralina1 I'm not going to give up either, I'm going to continue to look, and try, and do whatever I can to see if I can find the person i am hoping to find. In the meantime I am going to live as full a life as I can and get the last bit of enjoyment out of everyday.

There is always a history

Pralina1 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Hey !

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

The struggle is real, and the longer I am single the harder it is to let another person into that tight circle. this group helps.

It's always the bestest responses.

Pralina1 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

My 82 yr old distant aunt who lives in Italy and she barely remembers what year is this , she even said " that boy of yours , what an ass ".

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

I remember being in Belize before the election. No one there could believe that he was even in the running. I went back after the election and before too many of his really crazy actions and they were already asking what is wrong with him and what is this crazy man trying to do to the rest of the world.

What the F, I mean B

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I liked the first one better!

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

ditto

Glass half full kind of guy

ThisGuy comments on Sep 28, 2018:

The power of creative editing.

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

you know it

There is always a history

Cabsmom comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Oh fuck. I'm single for many reasons

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

same here

Both of the assholes that represent Texas believe that rape is OK with them.

Freedompath comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Cold hearted, ‘good old boys!’ When congressmen have been there for 30-35 yrs, and they are past 80, it is time to step aside and get younger people with new ideas in the government! These ‘good old boys,’ are puffed up with their power and their glory! Why are people voting for them?

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

My own opinion is they are idiots or greedy, either choice is bad.

There are only 2 possible answers but hundreds of ways to say them, discuss.

GuyKeith comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Without a comma, you have to go with proximity. Daughter is closest to "because she was drunk".

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

spoken like my old editor.

Never carry a loaded gun inside your belt

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

That is fantastic!!!! LOL It's so good to know that there are real-life penalties for stupidity. That's the best thing I've seen all day.

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee Shorty, er Miss Shorty.

Making America a criminal enterprise under the republican Fascists who are under the control of ...

Besalbub comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I remember the posts of obama being lynched and pictures of obama with a monkeys body . I hate that mother fucker as much as you all do but posts like these just further divide this country .

glennlab replies on Sep 28, 2018:

As long as unrepentant fascism and corruption are allowed to go unchallenged, they have won, so NO.

Better than David Copperfield

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

and weekends, and sleep and single friends and damn near everything else for a couple of years.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@zorialoki My son was in his 30s when he finally moved on, so I feel your pain.

Someone's in the dog house

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 27, 2018:

She & Melania have a LOT in common, don't they?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Neither gets my sympathy, they stayed with a lying excuse of a man. If either of them shed them, I may change my mind, but right now they are as much a part of the problem as their husbands.

I'll get the oars!

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

To hell with the oars. What we are need are Volvo Marine Engines.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

The great big diesels, right?

There are only 2 possible answers but hundreds of ways to say them, discuss.

TheDoubter comments on Sep 27, 2018:

it's not clear as written

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

OK, third answer, but not to the question.lol

Both of the assholes that represent Texas believe that rape is OK with them.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm shocked.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm shocked that there is gambling going on in this establishment , Inspector, your winning.

Want to add a little spice to you Halloween party, ONLY if your party is outside.

Sheannutt comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Wow that can be messy LOL

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Hence the ONLY outside. But with my luck they would be going in to the bathroom when it exploded.

Always looking to share ways to freak out the neighbors.

zorialoki comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Great idea. Do you think I can get bushes growing in a month?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

You could always just steal some, aren't there any parks nearby? lol, large cactus? sage brush? Damn I forgot you live in/near a desert.

Never carry a loaded gun inside your belt

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

That is fantastic!!!! LOL It's so good to know that there are real-life penalties for stupidity. That's the best thing I've seen all day.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

I was thinking the same thing. Stupidity is its own reward.

Always looking to share ways to freak out the neighbors.

Paracosm comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I did this once. My brother still hasn't forgiven me. Lol

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Way to go, glad to know that there are still evil minds out there,

Always looking to share ways to freak out the neighbors.

MarvelAnn comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I did this and it actually worked really well. I did cover my tubes in black duct tape tho.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

That makes 2 devious vixens that bear considerable watching, I like that,

Trying to broaden my horizons ,

Boogey comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Aw so dumb that it's so funny

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

I had to do a forehead slap when I posted it, but WTF.

Want to add a little spice to you Halloween party, ONLY if your party is outside.

pepperjones comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Omg, that's hilarious!

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

I try

Too blasphemous!

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@KKGator Good girl!!!

Too blasphemous!

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

If you don't count the butt hurt among us.

On the third day, he rose again and again and again, for it was leg day.

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Bro, Do you even pray?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Is that a jack a lope hat on your new picture. or a filter?

Always something to make you feel better about your parenting skills.

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I posted this on Facebook last week. Told all the moms to lay off the "mommy-guilt".

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

I shared with some of my friends that can't believe I'm not more involved with my son. He's 35, has a great job, girlfriend , and his own life. We visit a few times a year, but he's only been on his own since he graduated 2 years ago.

Always something to make you feel better about your parenting skills.

Umbral comments on Sep 27, 2018:

The kids have to piggyback the parents as well. It's tough being a young Quokkas! Free the Little Quokkas! (wtf are Quokkas?)

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

no fucking idea besides a marsupial.

Both of the assholes that represent Texas believe that rape is OK with them.

TheDoubter comments on Sep 27, 2018:

what would you expect?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Both sold their souls long ago, which was tough since I didn't think they had one to begin with.

My relationships always sink into the abyss. Or All's Fhtagn in Love and War...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

step up your game, we'll help

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@MFAtheist fake it until you make it lol

Today I’ve dealt with (1) spending nearly an hour swearing while trying to light my gas fireplace ...

SukiSue comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Think we can wake up @Val3941? Who are we missing? @misskathleen @mcvinegar, @Nikkir, @pralina1, @surfpirate... @chalupacabre, @leafhead, pontifex... ,@glennlab, @moonmaid, @duke, @kenriley and any other wankers who want to drink.

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Got to go out and get mix, all I have is butt loads of liquor and I don't drink it straight until much later in the party. Be back soon.

Note to the members of the republican party.

Galihad_Z comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Wow! Now that's hostile!!!!!!!!

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Not nearly as hostile as rape. Don't stick it out when its not wanted.

Trumpy is holding another rally in WV on Saturday.

Infoguy211 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Any chance of someone releasing poison gas at that rally?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Fart bomb, so everyone starts retching as soon as he starts blathering.

Walmart, the gift that keeps on giving, thanks to their customer's antics.

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What in the actual fuck?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Have you seen the size of cinnamon roll can, also nto where I would store something I was going to eat.

The 40s were a little before our time, but does anyone remember this?

genessa comments on Sep 27, 2018:

ah, post louisiana purchase! g

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Yeah after 1803

An hour spent digging and then pulling burlap & plastic twine off the root ball.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What type of tree?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@bigpawbullets Over the years, I have gotten a lot of plants that were marked down because of over ordering or some other cause that made them not as pretty and have had really good luck with most of them. They might take a little more work initially, but look just as good downstream. Good hunting.

Don't get all glib about your fall pics

Zoohome comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I am at a farm, it is 90+ degrees outside, we mayne have had 70s at night, and I just noticed yellowish leaves on the roof. WTF???!!! How does that tree knows we are officially in the fall season?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Zoohome this morning, I went out and 1000s of my caterpillars have moved from my vines to the side of my house to pupate. 100s of very tired females are busy laying eggs, temp has keyed their survival of the species actions. Boy are they going to be surprised when it gets back into the 90s in a week.

The resemblance is uncanny

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm betting you went home alone that night, too!

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

like pretty much every night, go out alone, come home alone, have fun while you're out.

Don't get all glib about your fall pics

Zoohome comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I am at a farm, it is 90+ degrees outside, we mayne have had 70s at night, and I just noticed yellowish leaves on the roof. WTF???!!! How does that tree knows we are officially in the fall season?

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

they are tired and need a nap, daylight is the primary key to the dormancy, temperature is secondary. The primary key to waking up is temperature with daylight being secondary.

time to lighten up the mood a little

Pralina1 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Hmmmmmm!

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Pralina1 I bow before you and cower in the corner. Better?

time to lighten up the mood a little

Pralina1 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

!!!!!!!!!! Did u felt that pain on the back of your head ????! That was me slapping u ! EATEN BY A LION !!! ??? ??????

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Pralina1 better than torn apart by hyenas???

time to lighten up the mood a little

Pralina1 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Hmmmmmm!

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Is that side eye?

time to lighten up the mood a little

Pralina1 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

!!!!!!!!!! Did u felt that pain on the back of your head ????! That was me slapping u ! EATEN BY A LION !!! ??? ??????

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

I was wondering where that sharp pain came from, a sick sense of humor is a great comfort, or was that a dirty mind, both will get you into trouble.

Glass half full kind of guy

Boogey comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You are pretty!

glennlab replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Thank you.

Glass half full kind of guy

Pralina1 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Hi Mr Glenn !! I like your attitude !!! ♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

you're not too half bad yourself. I've been needing a nurse.

Honoring my Cajun heritage, but I still won't drink Bud lite

onlyif comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Love Cajun food. :)

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

It took forever to get the secret out of my aunts about how they did some of the little tricks to get it just right. The way they held onto the cooking methods, you would think they were the crown jewels, now it's all over the internet.

Group sex in front of the children, as many as 12 pairs were in this mating cluster (there were ...

MissKathleen comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Nice images.

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

thank you, I've got 100s of butterflies that Just came out today, and are in a race to copulate and try to get that last generation before winter in the bag.

Has anyone else have this happen to them?

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Yup but I stayed on top

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Same here, except I didn't get to stay on top

yoga gives us so many interesting memes.

Captnron59 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Jagermiester pose... been there...nasty shit

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

bad cough syrup

Not sure where to post this, here or pets.

Captnron59 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Breeding anytime soon?

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

got orders for the first 69 pups

Not only that, the hot tub won't fit in the bar.

Minta79 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I miss my hot tub :(

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

I wished i had gotten my 20 years sooner. I also hit a lot of hot springs when I travel, but not as much fun as the hot tub.

The sexual assaults are the mildest things on his resume'

Sydland comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Here’s some details on his finances from Mother Jones. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/09/the-many-mysteries-of-brett-kavanaughs-finances/

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Even after he "answered" the financial questions we still have no idea where his money actually comes from, not exactly a confidence builder.

Me and my two little brothers.

Hathacat comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The bass playing brother by the way, has longer hair than me!

glennlab replies on Sep 26, 2018:

but your hair is prettier.

Habs = Montreal Canadians

nikkir comments on Sep 25, 2018:

So I am going to assume your a leafs fan?? ?

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

nah, Stars.

The sexual assaults are the mildest things on his resume'

sweetcharlotte comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Why aren't we hearing about this on the news? Who is this Tennesseeine ? That is where I 'm from, I worked for Tennessee, I'd like to know his name? Can I put that on FB?

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@sweetcharlotte It came off Bernie Sanders' page, so share away.

The sexual assaults are the mildest things on his resume'

CharlieBrown comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Is it possible he is privately wealthy?

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@CharlieBrown Sorry to offend you, but I have been dealing with people all day that did not read the full text of what I was presenting and asked questions already answered in the body of the text. have a good evening.

The sexual assaults are the mildest things on his resume'

sweetcharlotte comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Why aren't we hearing about this on the news? Who is this Tennesseeine ? That is where I 'm from, I worked for Tennessee, I'd like to know his name? Can I put that on FB?

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

came off of Bernie Sanders' page, not sure of identity of the sender.

The sexual assaults are the mildest things on his resume'

CharlieBrown comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Is it possible he is privately wealthy?

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

what part of "in excess of his total net worth" didn't you understand?

It's all she knows

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

but it doesn't spit at her so how does she know when to quit?

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@Boogey Thank you, I try.

what do you want to have happen to your body when you die?

sweetcharlotte comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Body donor to the Body Farm in Knoxville TN. I will lay under a tree in all weather conditions naked till I wither away. It's a study for law enforcement.

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@sweetcharlotte Texas State has one in San Marcos

Double Standard of the day.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Maybe if he got raped, the story would change, but i don't know any dude that could keep it hard with him in the room.

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@mcgeo52 that would work, that's what I love about this group, always thinking outside the box.

Of course, someone is in such a heap of trouble.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Stupidity is its own reward

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@Hathacat I can't believe that that is even a thing, but apparently it is. And the same one that gets blind drunk at the reception and passes out leaving a frustrated bride.

I'd like to thank each and every member who have sent me suggestions as to how to "improve" &Meme .

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

fucking A right , Ralph (extra points if you can correctly name the movie this is from)

glennlab replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee The nine lives of Fritz the Cat.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Zoohome comments on Sep 24, 2018:

The boar ejaculates around 250mL and it does not stop there. After he is done, he ejects a plug, so everything stays in and other competitor's sperm can't get in. .... yes ... I have worked with pigs and THAT

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@Zoohome chickens or turkeys or both?

....with some fava beans and a nice chianti

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

You riding the Russian train now?

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@Boogey my eastern European prejudice.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Zoohome comments on Sep 24, 2018:

The boar ejaculates around 250mL and it does not stop there. After he is done, he ejects a plug, so everything stays in and other competitor's sperm can't get in. .... yes ... I have worked with pigs and THAT

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

I was going to ask whether you were with pigs or poultry, but I guess pigs is a yes.

Quick note to say that I'm happy to be back from my exile due to Florence.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Welcome back and glad you're safe. Watch out for snakes, their homes were flooded and they may not be ready to leave yet.

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@Hathacat I've been thru several hurricanes and a ton of tropical storms, they are a major threat and one of the leading causes of post storm injuries when you take into account not only the bites, but the stupid stuff that happens when you try to avoid the bite.

Would you mind?

Pralina1 comments on Sep 24, 2018:

If that happens to me i ll pee on floor . Bear will own my house , eat my food , listen to music and pay my bills as far as I care . The boys and I will be out and wait for Mr bear to get bored and leave . ?

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

No matter what their size, I'm not messing with them, they carry knives on their paws and scissors in their jaws,

If you see the % of a match with a member what do you think?

Charity comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I'm glad I went back to "here for community". I found the compatibility stats distracting. Btw, I did have an involvement with someone I was HIGHLY compatible with on here for a few weeks. Hint, DID. So, they're not perfect, nothing is.

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@azzow2 the first time they say," Dad that was back in the dark ages, before..." still hurts

The very people who accuse Dems of stalling, with regard to Kavanaugh, are saying they want to hit ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

All delays in this process are good, it is the out come we want to defeat.

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@Freedompath if Rosenstein is fired, Mueller will continue under an acting deputy director, There is considerable disagreement over who would and how Rosenstein would be replaced. Wit hTrump in office you can bet that it will not be according to accepted practice.

while at times I may sound wise and learned, there is my lighter side

KKGator comments on Sep 24, 2018:

And that would be a bad thing because...?

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Just a word of warning for those people that think accountants are all business.

I am surprised the skin is still there

KKGator comments on Sep 24, 2018:

That whole line of "thought" makes me laugh. If men had the same parts that women do, the novelty would wear off fairly quickly. Just like after we discover penises. They're fun and all, but they tend to get in the way of progress. Sure, orgasms are spectacular, and while we're usually better at...

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

but if you only had one for one day, wouldn't you take the time to abuse it while you could?

Hen house meet fox

steve148 comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Great post, Thank you-

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

you're welcome.

Hen house meet fox

Charlene comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Should I laugh or cry?

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Yes.

The mind draws its own pictures.

onlyif comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Good landing..lol

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Stuck it.

The mind draws its own pictures.

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Lolol, poor thing!

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

It must have been good to not even break contact.

Fact checkers nightmare

KKGator comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Next...

glennlab replies on Sep 24, 2018:

It is no longer whoever brings up Hitler first loses the argument, it is now whoever quotes fox News loses.

Imagine if you will

nikkir comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Or a dick with bad hair ?

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2018:

@nikkir you bet your bippy

Why, just why?

KKGator comments on Sep 23, 2018:

The closest I ever got to any of that were wax lips, when I was in the third grade. LOL

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Back in the day when it was acceptable to feed your kids petroleum products.

Imagine if you will

nikkir comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Or a dick with bad hair ?

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2018:

That would be Trump.

menopausal and dangerous

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Guys, be smart, be safe, don't pick a fight with any woman!!! You're better off boxing Mike Tyson or wrestling The Macho Man! (or even pulling the mask off the Lone Ranger!!!) Just say NO!

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2018:

@RavenCT oops.