Happy Friday - it's my Birthday! What do you like to do on your birthday?

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 26, 2020:

HB & MM! I like to get a Large live lobster, cook, devour, with real melted butter of course. I love lobster but Hate eating it out as you end up stinking to high heaven! Cook, eat, clean up & have a shower, then a swim in the pool!

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2020:

my fav too

Eric Trump Comes Under Fire After Apparently Referring To Black Lives Matter Protesters As ...

glennlab comments on Jun 20, 2020:

The scheduled church burning didn't go off as planned, unless he was talking about the Wendy's fire

glennlab replies on Jun 21, 2020:

@Freedompath, @SeaGreenEyez I was aware of that small non event, I really think he was referrring to the McDs and Wendy's tourched by his people sine he worships at the alter of fast food.

Weighs how much?

scurry comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Holy Crap!! I had no idea they were so huge.

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

Now you know why they are the biggest animal danger in Yellowstone.

Trump was willing to halt criminal investigations as 'favor' to dictators, Bolton book says | US ...

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2020:

As someone that worked in the publishing industry, once the book has been typeset, the chance of stopping leaks of its contents are practically 0. We had a legal brief, from the time that the copy was in the computer, there were at least 20 attempts to get an advanced copy prior to release. ...

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez He may have staff, but their idea of how a book gets published is you order it and amazon prints it up one copy at a time.

It's June 17 and I just had to turn on some heat in the house.

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2020:

I;ve been sick all week, so I feel cold, but it is in the upper 90s outside.

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 about to move 4 feet from my computer to my recliner and zone in and out until bedtime.

Post your best 2020 Bingo memes, I'll start with a bunch

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Very good set! I love the pyro girl and the graph! Very funny all!

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

pyro girl was one of my favs too

It's June 17 and I just had to turn on some heat in the house.

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2020:

I;ve been sick all week, so I feel cold, but it is in the upper 90s outside.

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 thanks, I'm kind of on the mend.

Trump was willing to halt criminal investigations as 'favor' to dictators, Bolton book says | US ...

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2020:

As someone that worked in the publishing industry, once the book has been typeset, the chance of stopping leaks of its contents are practically 0. We had a legal brief, from the time that the copy was in the computer, there were at least 20 attempts to get an advanced copy prior to release. ...

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Anywhere in the production process, copies can be pulled and spirited away. From the printer, to the binder, to the shipper. It doesn't matter if they are all under one roof or not. Over the years I had quite a collection of books that were unaccounted for. ie press overrun. In order to get 500 copies I had to deliver 550 to the bindery. They bound them all until they ran out of signatures. Sometimes it was 501 and sometimes it was 550. I delivered 500 that were ordered.

Trump was willing to halt criminal investigations as 'favor' to dictators, Bolton book says | US ...

freeofgod comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Colbert has a copy that was sent out ahead of the release date. All talk show hosts do I'm sure. Bolton gotta line his pockets.

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez that image makes me giddy

Trump was willing to halt criminal investigations as 'favor' to dictators, Bolton book says | US ...

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2020:

As someone that worked in the publishing industry, once the book has been typeset, the chance of stopping leaks of its contents are practically 0. We had a legal brief, from the time that the copy was in the computer, there were at least 20 attempts to get an advanced copy prior to release. ...

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez I don't think Trump realizes that at this point all he is doing is driving sales up. Every small bookstore in the country is already planning on how to bootleg sell if they have to. Common practice with a banned book is to sell all the copies to one person at list, then they are not bound by the subsequent cease and desist unless addressed to them. The book is out there and since the newspapers already have advance copies, the damage is inflicted, the only question is how deep a cut it will inflict. I have little use for Bolton, but if he can sink Trump, good for him.

Post your best 2020 Bingo memes, I'll start with a bunch

FrayedBear comments on Jun 17, 2020:

"Haven't had a day of in weeks". LMAO ROFL. Stealing that one.

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

that's what they are for, laughing and sharing.

I could not hold back the laughter when I chose to post this one

scurry comments on Jun 17, 2020:

ROFL I can not repost this. LOL

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

I always say, the first liar doesn't stand a chance

It's June 17 and I just had to turn on some heat in the house.

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2020:

I;ve been sick all week, so I feel cold, but it is in the upper 90s outside.

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@freeofgod, @SlippingBeauty Sinus infection, the pollen has been rough on me this year. I spent several hours outdoors on Sunday without taking my sinus meds. I have an appointment Friday, but if this is true to form, I'll be OK by then.

Post your best 2020 Bingo memes, I'll start with a bunch

BudFrank comments on Jun 17, 2020:

I like this chart better

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

mine was from early,, yours is more up to date

As of yesterday, my research project has changed in scope.

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2020:

It is hard to imagine anyone having consensual sex while in custody. Custody by its nature implies a lack of free will. I have seen rather innovative charges that have been levied in order to get the cop to resign. Wow, talk about privilege. Cop get away with rape, is charged with theft of ...

glennlab replies on Jun 17, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez The ones that are most amazing is when the person is not only in custody, but restrained, how does a judge see consent? How does the law see consent?

Some of you are science savvy.

glennlab comments on Jun 16, 2020:

atoms are held together by a much stronger, Vanderwahl forces. Gravity is a very weak force compared to magnetism and Van der wahl forces.

glennlab replies on Jun 16, 2020:

@azzow2 Here's a new article on the 4 forces of nature https://www.space.com/four-fundamental-forces.html

Some of you are science savvy.

glennlab comments on Jun 16, 2020:

atoms are held together by a much stronger, Vanderwahl forces. Gravity is a very weak force compared to magnetism and Van der wahl forces.

glennlab replies on Jun 16, 2020:

@azzow2 "Van der Waals forces include attraction and repulsions between atoms, molecules, and surfaces, as well as other intermolecular forces. They differ from covalent and ionic bonding in that they are caused by correlations in the fluctuating polarizations of nearby particles (a consequence of quantum dynamics)." So far this is no proof that gravitons exist except in theory "In theories of quantum gravity, the graviton is the hypothetical quantum of gravity, an elementary particle that mediates the force of gravity. There is no complete quantum field theory of gravitons due to an outstanding mathematical problem with renormalization in general relativity."

Self-explanatory but I have to write something.

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2020:

After all the rallying cry was Saddam was gassing his own people.

glennlab replies on Jun 15, 2020:

@actofdog I've work on them, so I know we've got thousands.

Went to Blackwater Falls Park in West Virginia

glennlab comments on Jun 15, 2020:

You're getting some east coast hiking in. Good for you.

glennlab replies on Jun 15, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 I haven'/t been to a state yet that didn't have some hidden jewels.

Always read the small print on the next page

MissKathleen comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Never heard of it.

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

They sell cheap stuff that normally isn't what it appears to be.

How my day has been going

Lorajay comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Are you the bull or the cow?

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

feel like the cow, lol

You have to watch this to believe it. [youtu.be]

Summer72 comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Graham is such a turd. He has backed Trump so much and now he's turning??? Well, I'll take whatever gets 45 out of the White House!

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

Most of these are from the days he was in love with John McCain. But if the RNC can just adopt the platform from 2016, why not show what people said before the dumpster came to power.

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day!

ZantiMisfit comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Is there anything at the grocery store that you Must Always have in your house? For me it's cold cuts :) If for some reason I'm out, my ass is out the door to Publix.

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

@Donotbelieve I personally go for Marie Sharps, not a big fan of Frank's. I like taste and heat. Plantains are more of a dessert than anything else. I can duplicate the taste and texture with a sweet potato, and they are not as finicky.

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day!

ZantiMisfit comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Is there anything at the grocery store that you Must Always have in your house? For me it's cold cuts :) If for some reason I'm out, my ass is out the door to Publix.

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

@Donotbelieve It takes a lot of practice to get plantains right. They are very starchy and the time between when they are perfect to cook and go bad is short. I learned a lot about them when I was in Belize. They are slightly sweeter than a sweet potato with the same consistency.

Doctor's orders

FrayedBear comments on Jun 14, 2020:

I laugh but have just eaten 200 grams of purple grapes. No wine.

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

you made your choices, now you have to live with them

I wonder if this part of history will repeat.

CommonHuman comments on Jun 13, 2020:

I think this would be bad for US cholesterol.

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

WE'd have to render the pig.

I busted a gut on Pence's description, an open letter by Tommy Lee: "An Open Letter to the ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 13, 2020:

"...off-brand butt plug" MY GOD, that's funny!

glennlab replies on Jun 14, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo I had not even thought of that, but now it's funny.

I busted a gut on Pence's description, an open letter by Tommy Lee: "An Open Letter to the ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 13, 2020:

"...off-brand butt plug" MY GOD, that's funny!

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

I think there was something in there for everyone to tickled about.

Message from a 20-year-old. Scammer?

TimeOutForMe comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Sounds like a Nigerian syndicate doing the rounds on here. I spotted a few and told someone. Another one is doing the rounds but let me tell you - they attract an audience!!!! with all similar stories. They're always beaten, boyfriend abused then, family taken advantage of them, just been widowed,...

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

I had one that claimed to be from a small town (about 250), My cousin lived in that town and I had been there, you could tell that "she" had learned about the place from google, it was fun leading her on for a few days before she decided to go dark.

Don't be a dickhead

Lauren comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Another nice one - you're on a roll today!

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

I've been waiting for a fedex package That I have to sign for, so I'm on a short leash.

I busted a gut on Pence's description, an open letter by Tommy Lee: "An Open Letter to the ...

dkp93 comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Brilliant!! I could never choose a favorite phrase or image either, but I think I need to make "off-brand butt plug" part of my daily vernacular.

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

That was a good one

I busted a gut on Pence's description, an open letter by Tommy Lee: "An Open Letter to the ...

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Can't find a single thing I disagree with !

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

I would have needed a team of writers to remember everything he came up with.

I busted a gut on Pence's description, an open letter by Tommy Lee: "An Open Letter to the ...

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Wow, excellently said. If DT ever read it he wouldn't understand it; no pictures and the words have too many letters. (And too many for DT, he'd have lost interest beyond the 5th word.)

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

As an open letter, I'm sure someone on the staff will read it and make a cartoon version for Trumpty dumpty

I busted a gut on Pence's description, an open letter by Tommy Lee: "An Open Letter to the ...

Freedompath comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Now that’s a ‘read!’ I think it ticked off all my grievances and reminded of ones that I overlooked! I feel better now...🤸🏿‍♂️

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

Glad to be of service

Lots of places have canceled for 2020.

Theresa_N comments on Jun 13, 2020:

My current love, Lily, has never been exposed to fireworks, at least since I got her. But she's afraid of thunder.

glennlab replies on Jun 13, 2020:

years ago we had to go out of town over the 4th, It was an emergency trip, so just got a friend to come over and feed our dog. She clawed a hole through the door to get inside.

Melania Trump used White House move to renegotiate prenup, book claims

K9Kohle789 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

Before all her hundreds of surgeries. I'm sure Donny has paid her well over the years.

glennlab replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Being a fascist will give you that resting bitch face, look at what(who)she has to do to get her money.

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Abbott is running scared, Texas has the potential to flip in this election and he knows that his days are numbered if that happens.

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez, @mcgeo52 There are just not enough PR in FL to make that big of a difference, they only make up arpound 18% of the population.

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Abbott is running scared, Texas has the potential to flip in this election and he knows that his days are numbered if that happens.

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Cubans and redsnecks went for trump PR went for Clinton https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/election/article113778053.html

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Abbott is running scared, Texas has the potential to flip in this election and he knows that his days are numbered if that happens.

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Nixon won 49 states, so it is possible.

Satire or just the twisted reality of the new normal? [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2020:

The masthead says all you need to know, "Where facts don't matter"

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@freeofgod It's a satire site like the Onion

This happened in a town about 12 miles from me.

Charlene comments on Jun 10, 2020:

What's the survey about?

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@Frctnal Thank you. I've had an account with them for years, I've watched as they have gone through the struggles to develop their site.

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

itsmedammit comments on Jun 10, 2020:

That's quite a crew you have working there.

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

I was surprised to see four kits, they are feasting on the maggots and other larva, the bio mass benefits so I'm not going to complain, like that would do any good.

Satire or just the twisted reality of the new normal? [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2020:

The masthead says all you need to know, "Where facts don't matter"

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@Surfpirate comedy writers have it tough in today's market.

This happened in a town about 12 miles from me.

Charlene comments on Jun 10, 2020:

What's the survey about?

glennlab replies on Jun 10, 2020:

Billing gazzette asks that you take a 3 or 4 question survey for access. at least they used to. It's a way to fund their free access.

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Abbott is running scared, Texas has the potential to flip in this election and he knows that his days are numbered if that happens.

glennlab replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez We only need to pick up 1-2 % to flip the state to Dem from Rep, we have huge undervote in the black and hispanic communities. In Dallas once we were able to show the minority communities that if they showed up to vote, they could have an impact, they kept coming back. If we can get that in the rest of the state, we can win here. Every vote in every state is going to be important

Ok. I guess a little religion is ok.

Charlene comments on Jun 9, 2020:

No, no no no..hell will be miserable with him there..

glennlab replies on Jun 9, 2020:

fuck'em, it's hell

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

Sticks48 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

In the words of the late Gomer Pyle...Shazam!

glennlab replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@Sticks48 Dallas has been blue for at least 12 years when we flipped evey countywide office to Dem, during that period we had a Rethug DA for 2 years appointed by Abbott and one county commissioner R. Ft worth will flip this election most likely.

One of our own @girlwithsmiles made level eight. That's an accomplishment.

girlwithsmiles comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Oh wow, I didn’t even notice 😂 how cool! Thank you 😊

glennlab replies on Jun 9, 2020:

You should be getting a note from admin soon.

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

JackPedigo comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Unfortunately, they also love Koi ponds. They can get a meal and wash up afterward. They can be a problem here. They often climb fences and get into people's garden. A friend said she finally learned to put an electric wire in the middle of the fence. One night she heard yelling and afterward no ...

glennlab replies on Jun 8, 2020:

@JackPedigo When I still had a dog, they would leave half eaten fish in the yard. ducks are a whole different animal, they'll wipe out a fish pond in a day, it's been 20+ years since I had any ducks. I can put up with a dog that likes to swim in the pond, but ducks that like to empty the pond of all living things are a whole different thing.

A day at a wildlife park.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I love the zoos that have rescues. It's a win-win.

glennlab replies on Jun 8, 2020:

@MissKathleen I am not in favor of zoos or wildlife parks in general, but where they can provide a home for animals thnat otherwise would have to be destroyed or could not survive in the wild, they do provide for their care and raise awareness.

All shots taken yesterday during my hike on Stone Mountain.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

beautiful

glennlab replies on Jun 8, 2020:

@Heidi68 It makes me ready to hit the road again. This is the longest I have stayed home since I retired.

EXCLUSIVE NEW VIDEO: MeidasTouch Presents 'Bye, Ivanka' - MeidasTouch

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I wonder how many plastic surgeries she has had, starting at what age...she Should look like her brothers, Beavis & Butthead, no?

glennlab replies on Jun 8, 2020:

Daddy was more than willing to pay for many upgrades to his main squeeze.

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

JackPedigo comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Unfortunately, they also love Koi ponds. They can get a meal and wash up afterward. They can be a problem here. They often climb fences and get into people's garden. A friend said she finally learned to put an electric wire in the middle of the fence. One night she heard yelling and afterward no ...

glennlab replies on Jun 8, 2020:

They do love their fish. They've gotten into my ponds everytime I have put one in.

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

FrayedBear comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Throw a wire cage into the pond for the fish to escape into to be protected if they don't already have protection.

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@FrayedBear comets are the variety of goldfish, I've had them grow that much and more in a year. The bigger they get the more tempting they are for the osprey, right now I've got a little over 200 in the pond, by this time next year, I'll be lucky to have 50, I'll buy 100 for $15-$20 to suplement the population.

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

tinkercreek comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Wow, it's the whole posse!

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Moma and 4 kits with very little fear.

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

FrayedBear comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Throw a wire cage into the pond for the fish to escape into to be protected if they don't already have protection.

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@FrayedBear We've know about the critters for decades, this is the fifth pond and I have had here, like I said prior experience. I lost a lot of expensive fish before I switched to feeders. The comets will get 8-12 inches by the end of the season.

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

FrayedBear comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Throw a wire cage into the pond for the fish to escape into to be protected if they don't already have protection.

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Prior experience, I have a dozen or more pvc pipes and a sheet of concrete board and plenty of hidey holes, plus I went with feeders so not a lot of money involved.

Offensive, I'll fucking tell you what is offensive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2020:

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glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Fucking A right

I seldom have to turn my compost pile thanks to these little bug eaters.

RussRAB comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I've seem opossum around my yard and in the neighborhood, but never raccoons. We had a time when a family of gray fox would roam near by. We heard them before we saw them. We haven't had any around for some time. No calls and no sightings.

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

I have opossums, raccoons, bobcats and coyotes as well as ospreys and hawks that frequent my backyard. You think I lived in the country rather than in the middle of Dallas, although I do live across the street from a green belt.

Offensive, I'll fucking tell you what is offensive.

Merseyman1 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Would you swear on that?

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

You bet your ass I would.

The article said it was not disclosed as to why the swabs were scrapped.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

They have to be made in a sterile environment, any person walking through much less all of the people in his group would be cause to scrap a run. I'm willing to bet that they only fired the line up while he was there the immediately shut down for decontamination.

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow I've got an appoitment this Thursday, and they tell you in the VA messages that he must wear a mask while on VA property.

2020 Didn't get me , today!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Most people will remember 2020 for politics, racism, or disease! For me, it's the year I took a new job that doubled my salary! And, you know, those other things too! LOL

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Congrats on the new gig. I wish everyone does ass well.

I’m intrigued about something I’ve noticed recently.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Some people get wrapped up in all kinds of things, some are a little OCD about points, some DGAF. I try not to let the little things irritate me, (they do, but I am learning to deal with it). What you describe has been going on since I joined the site and probably before then. It hurts no ...

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@freeofgod plus it gives you a chance to see what kind of things they have p[osted and commented on in the past.

The worst part? It's not even half over.

OldGoat43 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Gee, thanks for that image.

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

You're welcome

It's Sunday! Time to pose your own questions. Have fun!

ZantiMisfit comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Have you ever met anyone famous or well known? I met Chuck Norris once for about 3 seconds. He was in Iraq on a USO tour and I stepped out of the HQ after an all-nighter and there he was. He shook my hand, said "Hi, I'm Chuck Norris " and then moved on to talk to someone else. I was thinking, ...

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@Sticks48 Of the 3 sitting presidents I met, Ford was by far the friendliest and most genuine. Nixon and Carter were very aloof and had little use for the little people. Kinky is a hoot, cigars and Patron and very personable.

Lets do that

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I want to make sure they do the 40 lashes and spear in the side thing, no good without them.

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow I was going to comment that a skilled craftsman could make sure to extract the highest level of pain without killing. The Romans were masters of torture. A crusifixion could take a week to kill under the right circumstances or as short as a few hours. The Romans also had several different types of whips used in punishment depending on the desired effect.

It's Sunday! Time to pose your own questions. Have fun!

ZantiMisfit comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Have you ever met anyone famous or well known? I met Chuck Norris once for about 3 seconds. He was in Iraq on a USO tour and I stepped out of the HQ after an all-nighter and there he was. He shook my hand, said "Hi, I'm Chuck Norris " and then moved on to talk to someone else. I was thinking, ...

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

I don't even know where to start Jesse Owens, Mickey Mantle, Nolan Ryan, Bruce Jenner, Jim Ryan, Dave Wattle, Lyndon Johnson, John Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, George Bush (both), Bill Clinton, Desmond Tutu, Chuck Norris, Clarence Gilyard, B. J Thomas, Kinky Friedman, Roky Erickson, and a bunch more I can't remember off the top of my head. I was on the Air Force track team for 5 years, come from a politically active family so that accounts for the numbers and I went to high school just down the road from NASA, so a bunch of astronauts.

Well He wanted a wall ,but who would have thought it would be around the White House!

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

That's the wall we asked for, and he couldn't even get that right

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 As I said, he couldn't even get that right.

Trump in Maine: Puritan will throw away coronavirus swabs

Lauren comments on Jun 6, 2020:

What a waste of a precious commodity. I wonder if their production plans as "limited" for that day were in anticipation of this, or just of him being there in general?

glennlab replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Most likely they were since it supposed to be a sterile enviroment.

Lets do that

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I want to make sure they do the 40 lashes and spear in the side thing, no good without them.

glennlab replies on Jun 6, 2020:

Oh and he has to be dead before they can take him down

Who had Yellowstone?

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I had murder hornets

glennlab replies on Jun 6, 2020:

@Lauren thank you

Well He wanted a wall ,but who would have thought it would be around the White House!

freeofgod comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Quick. It needs to be locked. He'll never figure it out ;)

glennlab replies on Jun 6, 2020:

unfortunately for us, there are tunnels beneath the wh connecting to other buildings.

Testing others masks can be a fulltime job.

FrayedBear comments on Jun 6, 2020:

There are numerous studies that suggest if 80% of people wear a mask in public, then COVID-19 transmission could be halted. Until a vaccine or a cure for COVID-19 is discovered, cloth face masks might be the most important tool we currently have to fight the pandemic. Given all of the laboratory ...

glennlab replies on Jun 6, 2020:

@FrayedBear Hope you are better now.

Meet the Sarcastic Fringehead.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

squatty body complex?

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@Hathacat Anything smaller than it

Cotoneaster Any good advice on how to trim that painful bush.?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Pretty much a common mistake that every gardener makes at one time or another. Planting a plant without taking into account its mature size. I've done it myself more times than I care to admit. The best advice is to move either it or the surrounding plants to where they can be happy. There is no...

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@Spinliesel passionm vines, two different varieties that I wanted to be able to tell apart when they weren't blooming. I've got grape too.

Cotoneaster Any good advice on how to trim that painful bush.?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Pretty much a common mistake that every gardener makes at one time or another. Planting a plant without taking into account its mature size. I've done it myself more times than I care to admit. The best advice is to move either it or the surrounding plants to where they can be happy. There is no...

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@Spinliesel Don't feel bad, My ex planted two trees, 6 feet apart, 10 feet from my house. Thankfully one died, or I would have two palm trees with their crowns interlaced, but still providing plenty of noise and trash.. I on the otherhand planted onw vine in the front of my house and another in the far back yard. They have met and cover anything that is standing.

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Why don't they throw it in tweety's face? Since they have closed all the streets you can see from the whitehouse, I guess this was as close as they could get.

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez I'll probably go again after we get an American in the Whitehouse.

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Why don't they throw it in tweety's face? Since they have closed all the streets you can see from the whitehouse, I guess this was as close as they could get.

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez When my son went a few years back, I told him just park the car in Arlington and take the train everywhere. He and his friends ignored my advice the first day, took it for the next two days. I used to have to go every year to provide testimony in budget hearings. You could drive on almost every street except the one between the WH and treasury building.

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Why don't they throw it in tweety's face? Since they have closed all the streets you can see from the whitehouse, I guess this was as close as they could get.

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez I had to look at a current map, it has been years since I have been there. The number of closed streets reaslly isolates the Whitehouse from the people.

My daughter and I were having a conversation earlier.

Lauren comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I think even if we don't sling mud, we can be A LOT more bold and aggressive in our attacks. Hire better ad agencies (Why isn't our stuff as slick as The Lincoln Project's? Have you seen Biden's PR pieces?). We don't have to make things up, do what the right does: hire good detective agencies and ...

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

It's not mudslinging if it's true.

If you have ever wondered why we need safety rules, look no farther

Pralina1 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Job security .

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

I bet you have seen your share

So proud of my adopted Commonwealth’s Democratic Governor Ralph Northam’s decision to remove ...

Lauren comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I'm proud of them, too, and hope many more follow their lead. Even a museum is fine for it, but I can no longer tolerate representations of people who supported vile human deeds, or the people who adulate them. It's time we end this.

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

When Dallas removes all the monuments to the civil rights obstructers, like Dallas couty DA Henry Wade (most famous for Roe v Wade but was a strict segregationist) and the Texas Ranger at Love Field (oops they did it today) https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/visual-arts/2020/06/03/the-statue-of-the-texas-ranger-at-love-field-may-be-coming-down/ as well as the other confederate monuments, I will rejoice with you.

It's Thursday! What's a food you're craving right now?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Real Mexican food! I'm in Virginia right now and they put sour cream and sauces that are not the same as I'm used to here in what they claim is Mexican food. I'm from El Paso where we're known as the capitol of Mexican food, lol

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 If you need a care package, let me know. I feel your pain.

It's Thursday! What's a food you're craving right now?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Real Mexican food! I'm in Virginia right now and they put sour cream and sauces that are not the same as I'm used to here in what they claim is Mexican food. I'm from El Paso where we're known as the capitol of Mexican food, lol

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

If you want a real treat, you should try it in Washington state. I never knew that you could take all the heat out of a jalopena, but they have. Their Cayene pepper is paprika. lol My favorite thing when I lived there was to go home to Texas to get the fixings for chilli and come back and make it for the office. They always cleaned out the pot, but complained for the next two days about they should have had ice cream with it.

This is one for @pralina1, she has had her plate full. [youtube.com]

JackPedigo comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Really nice and great gesture. However, it sounds like some British period Krimi's (Peroit , Miss Marple for instance).

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

It is a favorite of hers

It's Thursday! What's a food you're craving right now?

Lauren comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Some ribs would be nice (they're not the same when I make them), and lots and lots of sesame balls.

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

@SenorRotten Only if you're male, then you have to turn in your man card.

This one is pure gold

Hathacat comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Did you read the court papers Anonymous leaked? Nasty mean man.

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2020:

If 10% of the document drop is true, he should spend the rest of his life in prison.

Go back and check in case you missed it.

MissKathleen comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Hoping we missed the murder hornets...

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

2 memes back.

This one is pure gold

gigihein comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Good one

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

ty

That man knows how to brag.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2020:

FBI just announced that there is no evidence at all that antifa were involved in any of the terrorism or looting like Trump said they were.... I wonder who that leaves....

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

Just look back to the Nixon era, they sent undercover LEOs in to instigate and identify easily manipulated individuals and even provided transportation and materials. Trump identifies with both Nixon and Hitler, so I see no reason not to suspect LEOs and others as instigators.

Every guy is going to cringe

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Yikes!

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

told you

Go back and check in case you missed it.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Meh...nothing much to it, it turns out.

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

It was only 2 memes back lol

If you have ever wondered why we need safety rules, look no farther

scurry comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I dunno man. I'm not going to risk it, but I do have some super high fixtures with burnt bulbs than no reasonable person can reach.

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

Step ladders are easy to get for up to 16 feet, higher than that and you need a scissor lift.

Sometimes the universe solves your problems for you.

MissKathleen comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Oh, gosh, boo...And I thought I knew you.

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

@scurry Love how you tied that all together.

Sometimes the universe solves your problems for you.

MissKathleen comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Oh, gosh, boo...And I thought I knew you.

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

a friend helps you move, a good friend helps you move the bodies.

Tales (tails?) of a dog named "Bullet".

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 You need to get a lab, they will eat grits.

Some lovelies from the walk around my yard (pasture) yesterday.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Is that poison ivy mixed in just to see if we were looking.

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2020:

@Heidi68 Poison ivy is the only weed I will use a commercial poison on. It is impervious to the weaker poisons like citric acid and even 40 % vinegar.

Agreed......

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Nothing beats pineapple, lobster and shrimp on a pizza, especially if eaten on a beach under a coconut palm. Going to miss that this year. Lobsterfest in Belize was canceled for this year.

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile Very light sauce, I thought it sounded terrible, then I had it. It is an absolute delight, depending on how the lobster harvest is going you either get it loaded with lobster or just a couple of pieces. The season starts June 1 most years, but I was just looking and the country doesn't to be opening before the end of summer.

The wannabe dictator

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

throwing that word around rather loosely

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2020:

@OldMetalHead I meant leader

I had to get some blood drawn this morning, and I ended up chatting with the woman in line behind ...

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

I used to enjoy the discussions with the christian clergy, since more of them had clearly Agnostic beliefs than the rank and file. Now I am free to not have to hide what I believe, it is much less fun. The true believers are just a waste of time anymore since most will just quote verses as their ...

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2020:

@Lauren I was working for the church and its newspaper, so They were engaging in a theological discussion. I learned which ones to not press (true believers that felt they were on a mission) fairly early on. I also learned which issues were important to each of the denominations.