Fun with Physics

glennlab comments on Feb 23, 2021:

that's just mean, I'll file it away for later use.

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@Hathacat Not yet, but they are in negotiations.

The pinata shop in my neighborhood is always out front with new bash them up toys.

mcgeo52 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Where in Dallas is this?

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@mcgeo52 My son went to LO Donald, then magnet schools. I live right across from Martin Weise Park. Small world

The pinata shop in my neighborhood is always out front with new bash them up toys.

mcgeo52 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Where in Dallas is this?

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2021:

Oak cliff on Jefferson Blvd

I'm not going to grow up and you can't make me

AnneWimsey comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Darn tootin'!

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

I was always told that if you don't grow up by 60, you don't have to.

The pinata shop in my neighborhood is always out front with new bash them up toys.

HippieChick58 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Not fat enough for Teddy boi, but I like it!

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

When they first did trumpo, in early 2016, it was not nearly as good as they got later on. I have to give them kudos for being cutting edge and turning them out so quickly.

A.C.s seasonal recipe for people of good taste, enjoy! :-)

glennlab comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Can we substitute vodka for gin, the coriander in gin tastes like soap.

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

@AnneWimsey For about 3 % of the population, corriander and celantro (seed/leaf) tastes like soap'.

New Mexico Governor Michelle Grisham article in the news today.

glennlab comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Over half of the money was spent for staff meals when they were required to be at work to keep from external covid exposure. This was a hatchet job by fox and other right wing outlets.

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

@OldGoat43 The booze repotedly is still unopened and w2as bought for a party. If I was gov of NM I would probably drink too.

For many here in Texas, the worst will be the dealing with the aftermath, I was lucky and I hope ...

freeofgod comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Yesterday was the first day Ky got above freezing. Our temps have been in the single digits every night for the past 8 days, wind chill well below zero and the clouds didn't break. We are covered in ice and snow. Luckily there were very few power outages. The sun is out and the temps are ...

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

I hope you are doing better, we're up into the 60s today

Perhaps ketchup would work better?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

I want to see the face of who eats one. Although, much of the plant can be eaten at some times - I've read that and dont know parts or when in season.

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

see above

Perhaps ketchup would work better?

AnneWimsey comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Lol! The roots are edible! The tops used to be used to stuff life preservers or comforters

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

The new shoots taste like asparagus, the tubers need to be really young or they are too tough, the tubers also require double boiling, the first one removes the build up of iodine.

Big horn sheep taken at Willow Beach, Az just down the Colorado river from Hoover Dam

bobwjr comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Nice shots

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

Thank you

Big horn sheep taken at Willow Beach, Az just down the Colorado river from Hoover Dam

RoyMillar comments on Feb 21, 2021:

love seeing animals in the wild

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

the zoom lens makes those long shots pop

Big horn sheep taken at Willow Beach, Az just down the Colorado river from Hoover Dam

Boomtarat03 comments on Feb 21, 2021:

The pic from number 3️⃣ for me 💛

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

They were more interested in each other than worried about me

A little pastry humor

FrayedBear comments on Feb 20, 2021:

More American humour? I have to ask because it is unclear.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

dingdong and ho hos, what do you call your willy and hookers downunder

For many here in Texas, the worst will be the dealing with the aftermath, I was lucky and I hope ...

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 20, 2021:

So we went from blaming Green New Deal to blaming Elsa, a cartoon character? Sounds like Texas, the failed fascist state!

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

Trump Jr tried to blame Ann Richards and she's been dead since 2006.

Any other young aspiring pervs buy these, back in the day it was usually 6 to 8 weeks for delivery,...

glennlab comments on Feb 20, 2021:

Right next to the submarine ads.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

@Buttercup readin comic book ads taught me to always read the entire thing and not assume that it was a misprint or spelling error.. Saw a great ad for an " powered outdoor boat " one time, fine print said not pictured. You also had to provide your own paddles for power.

Snowflake, Lying Ted's dog was reportedly left in his house without power or heat while Ted Fled to ...

Budgie comments on Feb 20, 2021:

Why is this animal abuser even allowed near animals. This is the #@$%&$%^&#$% who tied his dog to a roof rack if I remember correctly. He should be made to suffer the same fate as his dog. Poor thing.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

that was Mitt Romney with the roodtop dog.

Been there before

Pralina1 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Omfg Glenn , u made my evening ✌🏻 I can use this . Will print and include w gift cards to my work kids . This is soooo accurate , this is hilarious to me 🙌😂🦇 I will had lost my position many years ago if not for these cats ♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

Glad to be of service

Who done it best

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I think it was a tie.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

I think that's his tail lol

Life by the numbers

St-Sinner comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Ha... Ha.. Love it

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@St-Sinner It looks better, I've got a few thousand saved.

Doesn't seem fair does it?

Alienbeing comments on Feb 17, 2021:

McDonalds was never intended to be a career.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@Alienbeing So it is only a career if youi say it is, I wish I was smart enough to determine what everybody should do with their lives.

Lil Teddy is going to replace trumple thin skin for a minute

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Aw! He was just trying to be a good dad!

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

I know, just trying to get them to a place with running water, electricty, and heat. I mean what dad wouldn't so that right before he threw them under the bus?

Life by the numbers

St-Sinner comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Ha... Ha.. Love it

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

At least when you steal a meme, you upgrade it.

Teddy is my senator and people are pissed

Deb57 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I hope they remember this.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Me too, but I am very aware of the short memory span in Texas. He is proof that the entire system has degraded from 20+ years of conservative leadership

From 1967, in case you have forgotten

LenHazell53 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

The Birth of Homer Simpson?

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

reference to "for what it is worth" by buffalo springfield

From 1967, in case you have forgotten

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Love it. Hope you are staying warm Glenn. Saw your senator not only went to Cancun, but also left his dog behind in the cold. I can sum up Cruz's stupid from one of his statements - he said he would argue that the Godfather part III was the best movie of the trilogy. Enough said, and no politics ...

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

It has finally gotten above freezing here, I was one of the lucky ones for a lot of reasons out of my control and a few that were me being prepared just in case. My ex and my son also fared well. Over the next week, I'll be getting back the equipment that I loaned out to my less prepared friends,

Deep thoughts for a Friday

RussRAB comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Aren't snails and slugs hermaphrodites? 😉

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Yes they are, so he screwed himself.

Teddy is my senator and people are pissed

barjoe comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Ted Cruz is getting run through the gauntlet.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

unfortunately, he'll probably recover.

Sometimes you just have to rearrange a MF

bookofmorons comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Himalayan salt crystals?

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

That would sting, lol

To the best of your knowledge, are your local churches sheltering people during inclement weather?

Lauren comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Four "warming shelters" were opened in my city on Monday for anyone who didn't have electricity. They were able to stay there until Thursday night. If the power is still off for so many (as it still is), they may extend it. Two of the four shelters are in churches. I don't know about the other ...

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@Lauren No their water line is on the next street over. They just replaced my water mains about 10 years ago and are doing the ones starting 2 blocks south of me now.

Finally found an excellent description of him

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I’m always surprised that this weasel had such a stellar academic history but used it to become a monster.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

His intellegence is the only thing that has never been called into question. Judgement, loyalty, spine, compassion, honesty, but not his intelligence.

Want some chilli?

tinkercreek comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Incredibly gross, and amazingly funny!!

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Thank you

It's all about placement

glennlab comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I'm going to be king of that tribe.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@AnneWimsey You're welcome

It's all about placement

glennlab comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I'm going to be king of that tribe.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@AnneWimsey I'll settle for the roast gnu

Thought I should keep you updated

RussRAB comments on Feb 18, 2021:

And, what did you have for dinner that night? 😃

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

The before pics.

Can you find them

mistymoon77 comments on Feb 18, 2021:

That is fine looking cock indeed!

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

How about an award winning big black cock?

Excuse me, I believe you have mistaken me for someone that gives a damn.

mistymoon77 comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I like your style.. might have to steal that one..

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

Feel free

Not my photo, not good photography but I wanted to show y'all the MONSTER that I have been telling ...

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2021:

I feed the doves since the hawks need to eat too.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@Heidi68 Tiny dogs can be seen as prey by lots of predators. I know you love your mops with legs, they are cuties. We have coyotes in the neighborhood , they nearly wiped out the feral cats I was feeding.

Mars lander touches down

Mooolah comments on Feb 18, 2021:

So barren compared to lush planet Earth

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

and cold

To the best of your knowledge, are your local churches sheltering people during inclement weather?

Lauren comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Four "warming shelters" were opened in my city on Monday for anyone who didn't have electricity. They were able to stay there until Thursday night. If the power is still off for so many (as it still is), they may extend it. Two of the four shelters are in churches. I don't know about the other ...

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

I lucked out, the warming shelter is the rec center across the street. The city just finished trimming all the trees from the lines to it. Their power comes off the transformer in front of my house, so my power has become a priority by proxy.

We've got to keep calling out the incompetence

Freespirit64 comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Now that's a good meme. I'll be spreading it around....😉

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

The worst part is the truth of it

Now back to normal humor

bbyrd009 comments on Feb 18, 2021:

ha where do you even find these :)

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

Cigar shops. We have a few around here.

We can try

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2021:

At the moment Teddy (the traitor) Cruz is being nominated to go first by most of Texas from what I understand....

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

He escaped to Mexico, we are in negotiations to have them keep him since he runs pretending to be a Mexican in south Texas.

I offered to go to the store for my neighbor, this is his list

RussRAB comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I dunno. Every so often I try writing a word and it just looks wrong. Dictionary.com is a great resource. Sometimes it's correct but looks off, other times even dictionary.com can't offer any suggestions that are close to the word I'm trying to find.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

I hate when spell check tells me "huh?, I got nothing."

Doesn't seem fair does it?

Alienbeing comments on Feb 17, 2021:

McDonalds was never intended to be a career.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@Alienbeing Why do you believe that people don't deserve to earn a living wage no matter their age? I spend over 50 years in management, but the absolute hardest, most dangerous job I ever had was in fast food. Why don't you believe that people have more value than CEOs?

New product uses

RussRAB comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Ouch!

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

big time

We've got to keep calling out the incompetence

Lorajay comments on Feb 18, 2021:

The Texas governor is claiming that renewable energy from windmills is the main reason Texas is in a blackout which is a bald-faced lie.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@RussRAB I don't believe we have even begun to see the extent of the CYA from everyone involved.

It would have been cheaper to pull over and get a motel

Word comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Who got ticket, giver or reciever?

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

pretty obvious

Who else is feeling a twinge of guilt?

NHjulie comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I feel awful about what's going on in Texas. I hope all is well with you and any others down there. It's horrifying!

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

It has been trying, but I was lucky so far. After the 1989, similar cold snap, I converted to gas space heaters. I winterized all my pipes and bought a generator. My ex thought I was over preparing, but it paid off. I have lost some plants and had one pipe freeze, (it's thawed now) but overall, I'm OK and have helped out friends with some of my extra stuff.

While I've still got power and water, I'm going to take a shot

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Fuck that piece of shit! I hope he drowns in Cancun! People are dying! Did you see about that other piece of shit Rick Perry saying that Texans are ready to die to prove the green new deal wrong! WTF!

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

I say if he feels that way, he should.

We've got to keep calling out the incompetence

Lorajay comments on Feb 18, 2021:

The Texas governor is claiming that renewable energy from windmills is the main reason Texas is in a blackout which is a bald-faced lie.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

After that he went on CNN to claim it was a failure of the entire system, still lying, it was the Rairoad Commission that failed to oversee the oil and natural gas units that froze because they weren't winterized.

Ah Texas!

glennlab comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I like the renaming idea, republican'ts are all about that uterus.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I just report what they said, draw your own conclusions.

Ah Texas!

glennlab comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I like the renaming idea, republican'ts are all about that uterus.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Well according to Fox's lawyers, everyone knows that they lie and are not to be believed and no one with an ounce of intelegence would believe anything they say.

We've got to keep calling out the incompetence

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Maybe Texans should stop voting Republican or secede already!

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

we have been trying, but overcoming the gerrymandering is tough

Always remember....

BD66 comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Socialist Christians.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Fascist christians. The socialist had no religion.

Not my photo, not good photography but I wanted to show y'all the MONSTER that I have been telling ...

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2021:

I feed the doves since the hawks need to eat too.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@Heidi68 We have a redtail that nests in the park across the street each year. She hunts my backyard. There is an ospry that hunts my fishpond. I enjoy nature being nature. I am going to have to take down my owl tree, the huge hole they dug in it finally showed me how rotten it was.

Big brain time 🤔

glennlab comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Darwin Award nominee.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@GeorgeRocheleau The year is still young.

Even the damned squirrels are pissed off and want inside.

bookofmorons comments on Feb 17, 2021:

must know there're nuts in your house

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Multiple types

Doesn't seem fair does it?

Alienbeing comments on Feb 17, 2021:

McDonalds was never intended to be a career.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Not a career, but at least a living wage, the majority of Mcdonalds workers are over 30.

Uh-huh.

glennlab comments on Feb 17, 2021:

the first of many suits, he's going to be busy trying to find a lawyer that will do this pro bono, with his record of non payment thjat's about the only way he will get a defense team.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@anglophone Rudy can't defend him, he's a co-defendent.

Why Texas energy grid failed

tinkercreek comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Well, we don't need to fret, for their elected officials are firmly against any socialistic support!

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@tinkercreek It's better than when I lived in Spokane, at least the city is stongly democratic and fairly progressive. (still has a long way to go). I get frustated, but I'll keep working on it as long as I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. One of the reasons I looked at Belize to retire in.

Snow is a delightful occurrence here, with about 4" today after a night of being blasted with ...

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2021:

We are expecting it Mon-Wed, I just stocked up at the grocery store. Snow and Texas are not two things that go together well

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@tinkercreek those friends that I could help, I offered. It's worse here because there are people that haven driven in snow and ice in years and it is safer to stay in than to go out . I've lent out many of my camping supplies including sleeping bags snd lights.

Why Texas energy grid failed

tinkercreek comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Well, we don't need to fret, for their elected officials are firmly against any socialistic support!

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Bitches were lined up with their collective hands out before it even hit

Since we had a good bit of snow recently, I discovered my 2 Poms love the snow.

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2021:

The fun part is when they come in with a quart of water in their fur.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@tinkercreek With a Mohawk, no less.

Amazing technique & creativity.

tinkercreek comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Just too fussy, with no valuable result

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

You put it much better than I could. I struggled to think of something to say and all sounded like WTF, why/

Snow is a delightful occurrence here, with about 4" today after a night of being blasted with ...

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2021:

We are expecting it Mon-Wed, I just stocked up at the grocery store. Snow and Texas are not two things that go together well

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@tinkercreek I've got power and my house has gas heaters, I put them in during the last time it got this cold in 89. I lost all the plants I had in my hot tub enclosure, they're frozen, I've got ice on the outside of the hot tub, but it is still toasty in the tub. It looks like the palm tree in the front yard is done for, llong story on that, some other time.

Civil War Law Enables Civil Suit, by Congressman! [cnn.com]

altschmerz comments on Feb 16, 2021:

The link is broken, what was the news?

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

@altschmerz This is a page out of the 1960s, when state laws were not sufficent the 1865 civil rights legislation was used to provide cover until the 1965 civil rights act and subsequent amendments were passed.

Ever notice that the right wing/GOP (particularly the Texas variety) are always raving about ...

Robecology comments on Feb 16, 2021:

And yet he keeps winning by big margins. What does that say about Texans?

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

@bookofmorons I wasn't blaming you, but I was wondering if you could find a spot for him in one of the far Nothern Territories. You know a spot at thje bottom of Great Slave Lake.

Civil War Law Enables Civil Suit, by Congressman! [cnn.com]

altschmerz comments on Feb 16, 2021:

The link is broken, what was the news?

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

Trump and Rudy are being sued under the anti Klan acts for conspiracy to attempt to stop a government funtion, ie the electoral college count.

Civil War Law Enables Civil Suit, by Congressman! [cnn.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Thanks, Bird Man! I long to see the pustule in his orange jumpsuit....don't we all?

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

It's just civil, no jail time in this suit, but there are more to come. Hope springs eternal.

Ever notice that the right wing/GOP (particularly the Texas variety) are always raving about ...

Robecology comments on Feb 16, 2021:

And yet he keeps winning by big margins. What does that say about Texans?

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

He has only run twice for senate and almost lost the last election. He should head back to his native Canada.

Since we had a good bit of snow recently, I discovered my 2 Poms love the snow.

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2021:

The fun part is when they come in with a quart of water in their fur.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

@RussRAB Old towels, and vigorous rubbing should take care of it.

Since we had a good bit of snow recently, I discovered my 2 Poms love the snow.

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2021:

The fun part is when they come in with a quart of water in their fur.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

@AnneWimsey We don't have snow often enough to have to be prepared like that, thankfully. The last time I took my dog out into the snow, he came back looking half white. This is from Mar 2014, the last snowfall we had that stuck.

I used to think cormorants were solitary birds, but these two made me think again.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2021:

They nest in rookeries, it is not uncommon to see flocks around here,

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2021:

@1950debris a rookery Definition of rookery 1a : the nests or breeding place of a colony of rooks also : a colony of rooks b : a breeding ground or haunt especially of gregarious birds or mammals (such as penguins or seals) also : a colony of such birds or mammals 2 : a crowded dilapidated tenement or group of dwellings Try not to be so nit picky and take a moment to learn. The birds nest in large colonies in coastal areas and inland waterways. They also feed in flocks when prey is plentiful. I have seldom seen just one, normally around here they are in small flocks.

I'm using the pandemic, isolation and the weather. How about you?

Mooolah comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I don't go to the gym, exercise or eat junk. But I shoveled 6000 ft of snow to clear the drive. Good thing it was powder or.....

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

It was a dry snow here, so I swept it off my porch and steps as it fell every couple of hours.

It is no secret that i hate winter and prefer the tropics

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 15, 2021:

too damn cold

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

we're 30 degrees warmer and still too cold

It is no secret that i hate winter and prefer the tropics

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Love the first one! The last one, my car pooped out on me! Lol

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 roads are too slick, after the thaw

I'm hungry babe! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I have always been the cook in my house, after the divorce I also became the bottle washer and doubled my housecleaning responsibilities as well as continueing all the outside work

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Yes mam

It is too damned cold for me. Belize is looking better everyday.

of-the-mountain comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Central Texas historic Arctic freezing cold front!!

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

We got about 8 inches in Dallas. More is supposed to be on the way.

Who uses a rice cooker or a magic pot?

FrayedBear comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Ive had several of the rice cookers & after the first month they tend to forelornly sit there unused. My preferred lazy way doesnt even include rinsing once let alone four times. The rice is straight from packet to pan. Smooth rice out & cover to one inch depth of water, add tablespoon of good ...

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

@FrayedBear Even though it is "polished" there is still the fine powder that is stuck to the outside of the grains. This is the stuff that rice flour is made of, and if you have ever used it as a thickening agent, you realize the reason that it makes rice sticky if you don't rinse it.

And my part of woods this is often quite true.

abyers1970 comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I have some friends that were waitresses and they talked about how they hated to work on Sundays because the church crowd was so rude.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

and most don't tip for shit, which makes it even worse.

It is too damned cold for me. Belize is looking better everyday.

tinkercreek comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Belize! YES, that is definitely on my list!

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2021:

@tinkercreek I had been looking at Belize as a place to retire for several years. I took a trip there for 2 weeks to scout out areas, but stayed mainly on the beach (San Pedro), the next summer I went down and stayed for a month and really explored the country. I actually liked the mountainous areas better than the beach areas. With my medical being taken care of by the VA, I would still have to commute for medical care. A really nice beachfront condo runs $1200 a month and a house in the mountains runs around $600/mo. I had never had some of the fruits as fresh as they were there (think 2-3 lbs advocado), fresh cocoa, coffee that is fresher than anything we can get in the states. While they have reopened the country, it is still a lot of hoops to jump through, so I' going to put it off at least until; late summer.

It is too damned cold for me. Belize is looking better everyday.

Willow_Wisp comments on Feb 14, 2021:

We’re freezing in LA, it has to be below 65 degrees F out here.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2021:

Sounds like you missed the polar express, good for you

Who uses a rice cooker or a magic pot?

FrayedBear comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Ive had several of the rice cookers & after the first month they tend to forelornly sit there unused. My preferred lazy way doesnt even include rinsing once let alone four times. The rice is straight from packet to pan. Smooth rice out & cover to one inch depth of water, add tablespoon of good ...

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2021:

@Surfpirate, @FrayedBear When rice is milled, the outer waterproof husk is removed. After that, the bran is removed in the polishing process. This is after it has spent quite some time in the drier. While in the drier/storage bins the husk provides protection from bugs and rodents. The rice will normally be stored under dry nitrogen so may of the short lived chemicals that are sprayed on the rice very early in its growth are gone before milling even begins.

It is too damned cold for me. Belize is looking better everyday.

tinkercreek comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Belize! YES, that is definitely on my list!

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2021:

I am so ready, once covid is over, I'm looking at some time in the sea

It is too damned cold for me. Belize is looking better everyday.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Some of us don't like sweating, heat stroke, nausea, headaches, humidity, & feeling faint.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2021:

I can understand that, I hate acheing joints, painful extremities, and not being able to go outside without worrying about busting my ass.

It is too damned cold for me. Belize is looking better everyday.

LenHazell53 comments on Feb 14, 2021:

You can wrap up against the cold, even naked and sitting in the sea, it can still be too blooming hot.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2021:

Never, I was down there during the hottest part of the year, and still was more comfortable than anytime in the cold.

I seem to be stuck on this today.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 11, 2021:

I can’t believe we are supposed to feel sorry for the idiot. Who would think spray glue would be a good hair spray???

glennlab replies on Feb 11, 2021:

Sorry, no. Funny as all get out, yes.

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Sticks48 comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Since it is not a real trial within the judicial system, I don't believe double jeopardy would apply.

glennlab replies on Feb 11, 2021:

You are right, this is a civil action. The framers were clear that removal from office, prohibition from holding a future office were the beginning not the end of retribution.

At least we can see his legacy now

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Have you noticed he no longer wears white pants on either the tennis court or golf course?

glennlab replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo He's been wearing them for years according to the staff on the Apprentice.

What a rude awakening

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Hm. Did it work?

glennlab replies on Feb 10, 2021:

Not sure.

The old fashioned CCTV.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

As a kid, I couldn't go far without some adult I didn't recognize say to me, "You're Jim and Hiley's boy, arentcha?"

glennlab replies on Feb 10, 2021:

Same here

What a rude awakening

bobwjr comments on Feb 10, 2021:

LMAO you too

glennlab replies on Feb 10, 2021:

Yup

Stormy says it was the worst 90 seconds of her life, Cohen and Daniels team ujp to dish on Trump ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Feb 8, 2021:

90 seconds? Surprised he spent that much time. I doubt there's a woman anywhere who imagines he's a good lover.

glennlab replies on Feb 9, 2021:

45 seconds were foreplay

Keep them in your tots and payers

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Why? What happens then?

glennlab replies on Feb 8, 2021:

Been a while, I forget.

Stormy says it was the worst 90 seconds of her life, Cohen and Daniels team ujp to dish on Trump ...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Trump has fucked countless people, but Stormy has figured out how to make a buck at it. Good on her.

glennlab replies on Feb 8, 2021:

I'm sure that there are many more that made a buck off of it, She and Karen Mcdougal just happened to get paid out of campaign money.

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glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2021:

all good, nice selection

glennlab replies on Feb 7, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose Yes, any of them the great thing about being retired and not giving a fuck about what people think is that I can wear anything i chose.

Do you remember the first porno you saw?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Not my first porno, but my most memorable, Deep throat was playing in Denver, I went to watch it with a friend since it was all the rage then. It was a badge of courage to brag about. i ended up having to see it with my girlfriend, the having to take two of her friends individually to see it....

glennlab replies on Feb 2, 2021:

@Buttercup I don't remember the name of it, but it was on Colfax. It ran Deep Throat for at least 104 weeks before I left town. This was in 1973.

I understand that the Northeast is having a bit of a cold front going through

yvilletom comments on Feb 1, 2021:

...of cold, or smellly.

glennlab replies on Feb 1, 2021:

white shit

three and a half if you're in an elevator

tinkercreek comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Geez, why is everyone in such a serious-must-fact-check mood?! I save that energy for FB.

glennlab replies on Feb 1, 2021:

My thought exactly, this is a humor group, not a science and fact group!