That is one hell of a diet!

AtheistInNC comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Well ... the watch is on the other wrist, so maybe the second photo is reversed

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

Not unless she has her feet on backwards.

I wish I could trade this body in for a new one.

KateOahu comments on Feb 15, 2023:

You can. But you would have to do the work.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

I'd have to buy the replacement parts, lol

CNN decide to take a turn to the right, looks like it is the worst decision since new coke.

yvilletom comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Do major donors to PBS stations require the stations to slant the news? I want to know.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

No, but they do provide funding to specific programs that they support.

I think they are going to tie themselves in knots on this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2023:

You have to love the stupid.... Look at all the money you save buying tickets to a comedy club...

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

chasing their tails, what could be more fun.

With the upcoming election, I'd like to propose the Republicans update their mascot

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2023:

I would suggest a huge pile of shit instead....

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

that might actuaally be useful as fertilizer.

I may not agree with Liz's politics, but I have to agree with her observations

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2023:

She could move into Boebert's district and trounce her.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

Since a Democrat almost beat her in her ruby red district, she would be a shoe in.

The candies that didn't quite make it for today

SpikeTalon comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Ah man, that was one of the memes I just shared, and now I see this post, lol.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

No biggie, it happens.

Central casting head to DC, we have your actors.

Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Bevis and Butt head entertain the immature. Gaetz and Jordan victimize them.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

I think they would use them hoping to strike a younger audience .

I wish I could trade this body in for a new one.

pamagain comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Really? How old would you want to be? I liked 40 but then came menopause (GAHHHHH) and 50 brought arthritis....take those away, though....I could do that.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

@pamagain That was still able to hike 15 miles, camp in the mountains, fish in the ocean in waist deep water all day, work in the garden and still have energy to do something at night.

I wish I could trade this body in for a new one.

pamagain comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Really? How old would you want to be? I liked 40 but then came menopause (GAHHHHH) and 50 brought arthritis....take those away, though....I could do that.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

I'd love my 30 year old body back, before the ravages of time and disease messed it up. But I want to keep my memories.

What hair?

Pralina1 comments on Feb 14, 2023:

I hate u first thing in the morning 😂😂😂😂 My morning 🦇🦇 Wtf is wrong w u 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Ok , stealing 😂😂😂😂

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

I'll just leave this for you then.

I watched season one episode one live, how about you?

pamagain comments on Feb 14, 2023:

"Candygram!" I still laugh at the first few seasons. Then...things began to go sour. Anyone agree?

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

There have been many, many ups and downs, but i still don't think any measure up to the first few years.

I was reading about the 'melting pot'.

Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:

There doesn’t seem to be an American “as a whole”, especially in the last six years or more. We’re more of a clogged toilet now than a melting pot, sorry to say.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

good description unfortunately.

Irish Yoga

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Pretty much

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

@Betty That's about as much of a workout as I get.

Age teaches you to ask for what you want or you may be disappointed

Julie808 comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Reminds me of shopping with my ex-bf on $5 Fridays at Safeway. One time they had $5 bouquets of roses, and while in the check out line, he tells me to go over and pick out a bouquet. I honestly had no idea if they were for me or for someone else, but I picked out a pretty iris bouquet for ...

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

My ex complained that I was horrible to shop for, because if i really wanted something, I'd normally just get it for myself. If I thought she might like something, I'd get it for her whether there was anything to celebrate or not. We never went out for Valentines Day or other holidays, instead we went when it was less crowded and we could enjoy ourselves without being rushed and crowded. My son follows in this tradition and celebrates parents day and takes both my ex and I out to dinner at the same time instead of trying to get a reservation on mother's day or father's day.

Someone hasn't aged well

ASTRALMAX comments on Feb 14, 2023:

She looks as rough as a bear's ass on a frosty morning.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

That's rough

Everybody has their special valentine, even T boy.

Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Vlad will be so jealous.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

He still has memories of naked horseback riding with lil Donnie

It could happen any day now, the stress, his diet, the wife, the kids worried that he will lose ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 14, 2023:

I just want to see him dead.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

That's a funeral I would only attend to check his pulse.

Someone hasn't aged well

Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 14, 2023:

She's ugly inside and out.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

agreed

In case you ever need to explain it

Zoohome comments on Feb 14, 2023:

And I would do it again! A lot cleaner and easier to care for.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

That's what my mother said, so my older brother wasn't and I was.

I watched season one episode one live, how about you?

richiegtt comments on Feb 14, 2023:

I think it was the second year it was on that I actually got tickets to see it live in person in Manhattan, but was disappointed that I saw the rehearsal instead of the broadcast live show but at least I saw all the original cast

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

that is still fucking fantastic.

The people that banned and burned books have never been on the right side of history

BDair comments on Feb 13, 2023:

I can't believe that one school district removed such a classic piece of literature as 'L8R G8R'. https://www.amazon.com/l8r-Internet-Girls-Lauren-Myracle/dp/081091266X?asin=B00I8JQASQ=424d60c7=1=1

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

Your point? It may be bad literature, but why was it banned? Would you have banned it?

The people that banned and burned books have never been on the right side of history

BDair comments on Feb 13, 2023:

Which books were banned or burned?

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/02/07/heres-a-list-of-books-banned-under-review-in-central-florida-schools/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/01/31/florida-hide-books-stop-woke-manatee-county-duval-county-desantis/ https://www.news-press.com/story/news/education/2022/09/26/school-book-bans-florida-2nd-highest-nation-pen-america-report-banned/10428021002/ https://docs.house.gov/meetings/GO/GO02/20220407/114616/HHRG-117-GO02-20220407-SD018.pdf If you finish those lists I have plenty more, that is only Florida, one state.

SuperBowl 2023 - Tarnished Event SuperBowl 2023 was marred by derogatory remarks by Greene and ...

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2023:

It is definitely not the party of Lincoln anymore, it is the party of Strom Thurmon, George Wallace, Ronald reagan and Donald Trump, racist hate mongers.

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

@OldGoat43 It started with the Dixiecrats in 1948, flipped in 1968 with the American Party consumated in 1972 with Nixon's Southern Strategy .

In case you ever need to explain it

DenoPenno comments on Feb 13, 2023:

There is a rumor that the unskilled who perform this use a pencil sharpener.

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

My knees slapped together reading that.

A little bashing all the way around and since the same people funded them I included the evangelical...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 13, 2023:

all so good its impossible to pick a best

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

thanks

A little bashing all the way around and since the same people funded them I included the evangelical...

Pralina1 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

All great 👏👏👏👏👏

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

thanks

Superbowl update

pamagain comments on Feb 13, 2023:

And HOW MANY MILLIONS were spent on the "He gets us" ad?

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

I read somewhere upwards of $20 million.

A home repair question for all you handy people out there?

pamagain comments on Feb 13, 2023:

What the hell IS that?????

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

????your guess is as good as mine.

Valentines dump

pamagain comments on Feb 13, 2023:

ARRRRGH....that foot thing.....

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

I know

We seem to be in more and more overlapping seasons, but this is a time marker

pamagain comments on Feb 13, 2023:

Funny how that works....sinister Girl Scouts!!!

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

they are vicious

Hard to believe his series got canceled because he had caught every dangerous freshwater fish in the...

pamagain comments on Feb 13, 2023:

Why in HELL do men want to catch exotic species just because they're they exotic species?????

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

At least he returned them after he caught them, though that is still no excuse. His normal excuse is he was looking for a creature that had been killing or maiming locals.

Everybody loves chicken

pamagain comments on Feb 13, 2023:

OK...zoo lady here....everything on the planet is evolved to be consumed by something else. Pigeons are notorious for their voracious appetites. The difficult thing for me here is....that chicken was killed/cooked and discarded.

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

Most of the most successful carnivores are also scavengers , in order to scavenge, someone has to waste it. lol

Milestones are different when you get older.

pamagain comments on Feb 13, 2023:

An adult? Or an OLD FART?????

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

yes

Not even half time and the haters are already out.

BD66 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Keri Lake had a good point about the "fixed" thing. Did you see that defensive pass interference call?

glennlab replies on Feb 13, 2023:

@BD66 I must have missed that play but was upset by the defensive holding call that would have forced a field goal try. But having been an official, you can find a group of officials to agree with you on any close call, some will even argue both sides as long as they didn't make the call on the field. No one is more critical of officials than other officials, I know I was one.

Extremist of all types are a pain

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Really? You think taking all books away from children is equivalent to having a drag queen read to them? You think arguing about pronouns is just as bad as letting women die because their reproductive rights were taken away? You think wanting to ban guns is just as harmful as letting our ...

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

@ChestRockfield Not much since the weather underground

Not even half time and the haters are already out.

BD66 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Keri Lake had a good point about the "fixed" thing. Did you see that defensive pass interference call?

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

I was more than a little pissed about the calls, but it wouldn't be a game if I agreed with every call.

Trump attracts a special kind of crazy, and it is hard to separate from his own sickness.

Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Give ‘em hell, Linus.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

And the truth shall set you free.

Extremist of all types are a pain

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Really? You think taking all books away from children is equivalent to having a drag queen read to them? You think arguing about pronouns is just as bad as letting women die because their reproductive rights were taken away? You think wanting to ban guns is just as harmful as letting our ...

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

I think you need to look at what you consider radical. Reproductive rights are not radical, education is not radical, gun control is not radical, reading is not radical.

Evangelical Super Bowl comments

Pralina1 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

That “ he get us “ shit 😡 Wow . Just wow . I don’t watch football . And I am home . A co worker texted me ( atheist as well ), and I found a link at cnn with what’s all about . Wow . Jesus must getting nervous . Million of $$ nervous to advertise . Jesus doesn’t get shit . But who ...

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

Once again the far right is trying to make their brand of bullshit seem like it's really tasty.

I'm not sure I'm ready to go there yet

Pralina1 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

What is this , this is great !! My new best friend ! I am naming him Marcus and he is already send at welgreens 😂. Will pick him up tmrw and he will live at my refrigerator door . Thank u sir ...

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

they are kind of cute

This bares repeating as often as it can be heard.

Pralina1 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

We r a joke 🙄

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

@TheoryNumber3, @Pralina1 The knights of Columbus and the commie scare got in god we trust and one nation under god inserted where they did not belong in 1954 I believe.

Not the way i would use it, but whatever floats your boat.

Pralina1 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

I don’t get it . What is it ??

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

chinese finger cuffs. The more you pull the tighter they get.

Does your food lie to you? Mine does!

Sierra4 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

I don’t cut the cheese slices until I break the cracker.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

That's a man that has been lied to once too many times to trust the outcome.

The struggle was real, too young for the newspaper, too early for the TV

Sierra4 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Where were your comic books?

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

I couldn't have them in the house proper, only my bedroom or in my area in the warehouse.

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.

NostraDumbass comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Yeah, I can only loop it once.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

but does it reach your ear?

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.

Betty comments on Feb 12, 2023:

That made me laugh out loud. Thanks. :)

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

I aim to please

Super Bowl, Super deal...

Betty comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Priorities.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

I know lots of people that have been married several times, how many do you know that have ever been to the superbowl?

A home repair question for all you handy people out there?

ASTRALMAX comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Probably not a good idea to stick you finger in the bucket..

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

Probably not

Everybody loves chicken

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 12, 2023:

We had a small parrot and I would feed her chicken. My ex would get slightly bent; I simply reminded her that a parrot isn't a chicken and just like we, as mammals, eat cows, other birds eat chickens.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

Hell even chickens eat chickens. What do people think happens to all the male culls? Chicken feed.

The struggle was real, too young for the newspaper, too early for the TV

Lorajay comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Me too, I wonder if that means kids would rather read than talk to their parents.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

At that age, you'd rather have your teeth pulled than talk to your parents.

Valentines dump

Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Rotisserie chicken.🤣

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

Those roses will be dead in a week, those extra pounds will stick with her for years.

Valentines dump

Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Rotisserie chicken.🤣

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

Got to keep her fed to keep her happy.

With this I'll call it a night

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Where is that vomit emoji you keep promising us?...

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

pick one

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

You probably felt like the first time someone took me to an authentic Cajun place, When you've been raised with excellent food, it's hard to accept a poor imitation.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

@MichelleGar1 It was in the 70s so long before there was a Razzos, though I haven't been there yet. I think I'm going to head down to Lake Charles in the next couple of weeks for my annual fix.

Republicans Pissed Biden Shot Down ‘High-Altitude Object’ Over Alaska The Pentagon announced...

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

First he was too slow, now too fast, they need to call Putin and find out what the right answer is,

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

@johnnyrobish thank you.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

You probably felt like the first time someone took me to an authentic Cajun place, When you've been raised with excellent food, it's hard to accept a poor imitation.

glennlab replies on Feb 12, 2023:

@Pralina1 Houston, I figured it couldn't be that bad since we were only a few hundred miles away. I was wrong.

We owe so much to our mothers, among these are...

Betty comments on Feb 11, 2023:

An oldie but goody.

glennlab replies on Feb 11, 2023:

Mothers really don't change much. Nor do their travails.

Breaking news!!!

CourtJester comments on Feb 6, 2023:

That doesn't look anything like Hunter Biden

glennlab replies on Feb 7, 2023:

@CourtJester This is from 2021, not exactly up to date, anything newer?

You just can't have it all...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

i gave up on the first part years ago.

glennlab replies on Feb 7, 2023:

@Betty A dirty mind is a great comfort.

Those southern folk will bring it down!

BDair comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Mexico has launched a spy balloon over a San Diego military installation.

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

We're going to need some long sticks for that one.

Entire family of Trump supporters dies in apparent suicide pact "An entire Pennsylvania family ...

BDair comments on Feb 6, 2023:

This statement is not credible. 'He said they were despondent that Donald Trump was no longer president.' 'CBS21 reported that Deborah Daub left a note inside the home saying Morgan was complaining of persistent audible hallucinations and proposed suicide. The TV station reported that a township...

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

Good catch

Here's a cause we can all get behind.

BDair comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Why does anyone eat chicken wings?

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

My favorite part of the chicken, crispy, finger food. Used to be the cheapest cut.

Breaking news!!!

CourtJester comments on Feb 6, 2023:

That doesn't look anything like Hunter Biden

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

Why should it?

[tiktok.

Garban comments on Feb 6, 2023:

I fly monthly or more, but I start at a smaller airport and have TSA pre-check. An hour early during off season and I still have time to spare. I live in a tourist area, so during tourist season an hour and a half early is more than adequate. Depends on your airport. Early is always better that ...

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

I love TSA pre, I fly out of Dallas Love and it saves a ton of time.

Lucky me, I get to see these guys today. [google.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

I love almost all of the gymnastic circuses, looks like a good one.

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

@itsmeagain was using circus in the original Roman meaning of performance

I'm doing more of this when I can

CourtJester comments on Feb 6, 2023:

You think that's why liberals break down and cry any time they here a decision they disagree with? Sounds like a great way to create a very ignorant one sided opinion.

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

I have seen more conservatives than liberals shit themselves when presented with opinions different than their own. I am willing to hear differing opinions, I just am tired of the constant drumbeat of assholes that want to be heard for the sake of being heard.

I'm doing more of this when I can

Mcfluwster comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Then get ready for loneliness.

glennlab replies on Feb 6, 2023:

I have plenty of friends that don't bring out the worst in me, You don't have to agree with me, you just don't need to be a negativeNancy.

[tiktok.com] And die fast 😂😂

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

Not the sharpest scalpel on the tray

glennlab replies on Feb 5, 2023:

@Pralina1 I tried to think of one that was equivalent to not the brightest bulb.

What sorts of dogs does everyone call family around here?

Pralina1 comments on Feb 5, 2023:

Mr Marcello is an Italian greyhound , rescued him from IG org 13 yr ago , they got him out of a gambling house in Atlanta🙄. He is 14 and the boss in my house . Satan . But very lovable ♥️🙌 Diego boy is tea cup chi , he was found in a cart box out of the vet door , he had pneumonia and ...

glennlab replies on Feb 5, 2023:

both lovable

[tiktok.com] Hello parrot my new friend 😂😂😂💪💪

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

I'm messy enough without a parrot and hate voices in dark rooms. I took care of a friend's parrot while they were out of town, it broke me of ever wanting another parrot.

glennlab replies on Feb 5, 2023:

@Pralina1 He heard my ex speak one time, everytime I came into the house, he spoke to me in her voice. He would act very friendly, then draw blood. I was never late or chincy with his food and he always got fresh water, I never raised my voice to him or yelled even when he bit me. No pet that is going to live longer than me and is more devious than me.

Shoutout to the Introverts here

Pralina1 comments on Feb 5, 2023:

Omfg Glenn. This is great 🙌 100% and stealing it 🙌♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Feb 5, 2023:

Glad to be of service

More Valentines Day gift ideas

RusselHappy comments on Feb 5, 2023:

This would definitely make any heart beat faster 😃

glennlab replies on Feb 5, 2023:

Mine too, mine too.

In case you needed an update on bacon

RusselHappy comments on Feb 5, 2023:

If it’s about bacon, I’ll read it 👍

glennlab replies on Feb 5, 2023:

reading material

Clint has aged well 1885-2023

SnowyOwl comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Clint did a great impression of Marty McFly.

glennlab replies on Feb 4, 2023:

That was the punch line, too many people went the other route though.

Gonna need more than just luck, lol...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Best of luck, but it's Saturday, so you better get there before noon

glennlab replies on Feb 4, 2023:

Don't forget to gas up BEFORE you go.

Clint has aged well 1885-2023

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 3, 2023:

His politics haven't aged well.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

I really don't care for either

Clint has aged well 1885-2023

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 3, 2023:

His politics haven't aged well.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

He went from wacko right wing to libertarian.

Clint has aged well 1885-2023

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2023:

I wouldn't call talking to empty chairs in public as "aging well"

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

If that ain't old people stuff, nothing is

Clint has aged well 1885-2023

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2023:

I wouldn't call talking to empty chairs in public as "aging well"

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

He got paid, got to embarrass one of the opposition parties (he's a Libertarian), and got some free publicity.

It's time to start showing the victims on TV and in other media.

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

How about the right of self defense from people who wish us harm, whether they be foreign or domestic?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@Tejas You still refuse to answer the questions proposed and keep veering off into the ether. Whay do you NEED an assault rifle? This is first and foremost a group on gun control not a why I need more guns group.

It's time to start showing the victims on TV and in other media.

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

How about the right of self defense from people who wish us harm, whether they be foreign or domestic?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@Tejas Wow, what a patriot little Okie you are. No body is coming for you unless they are coming to raid your meth lab.

It's time to start showing the victims on TV and in other media.

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

How about the right of self defense from people who wish us harm, whether they be foreign or domestic?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@Tejas You had gotten so far off topic and had never answered the question of why you would need some big ass weapon, I had to assume . Guys like you would not have lasted 30 minutes in Vietnam.

It's time to start showing the victims on TV and in other media.

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

How about the right of self defense from people who wish us harm, whether they be foreign or domestic?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@Tejas I don't need a jacked up gun to make me feel like a man, sorry if you do.

If you really want to know why Republicans object to CRT being taught at any level, look no farther

BD66 comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Those women are pushing 100 years old.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

Does it make it better that it happened in the past and we don't talk about it now? or do we need to talk about what happened in 1957? Most of the people in that picture are in their 70s or early 80s Elizabeth Eckford the black girl in the picture was 15. Your lack of knowledge is one of the reasons we need to teach this in school.

It's time to start showing the victims on TV and in other media.

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

How about the right of self defense from people who wish us harm, whether they be foreign or domestic?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@Tejas Now you are just babbling bullshit, you know what assault weapons are . Just in case you need the official definition and not your local yocal deinition https://www.britannica.com/technology/assault-rifle

Clint has aged well 1885-2023

Scott321 comments on Feb 3, 2023:

I don’t like Dirty Harry movies much, but High Plains Drifter and Unforgiven are among my favorite Clint movies. When I was a kid the movies with the orangutan Clyde made me laugh. Not sure what was going on with the empty chair stunt. What’s with Alex Keaton?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

He used the moniker Clint Eastwood in the Back to the future series

If you really want to know why Republicans object to CRT being taught at any level, look no farther

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

None of those women have children in school, I can guarantee you of that.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

they have grandchildren and greatgrandchildren

It's time to start showing the victims on TV and in other media.

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

How about the right of self defense from people who wish us harm, whether they be foreign or domestic?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@Tejas If you need more than that, you're going to have a hard time proving self defense. What type of limitations? If you have to return fire more than 50 yards, most likely you have time to get the cops involved.

Clint has aged well 1885-2023

racocn8 comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Is he still talking to empty chairs?...

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

Never ask a libertarian to speak to your republican convention unless you approve the script. It was their own fault.

Trump and his Maggot friends, such crybabies.

DharmaBum50 comments on Feb 3, 2023:

The Jefferson Airplane re-make is priceless! 🤣 🤣 🤣

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@DharmaBum50 I never really looked at the album covers and probably mis filed more than a few over the years, right group, wrong album.

It's time to start showing the victims on TV and in other media.

Tejas comments on Feb 3, 2023:

How about the right of self defense from people who wish us harm, whether they be foreign or domestic?

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

If you need an assault rifle for self defense either you are a terrible shot or a sadist. I prefer a shotgun with buckshot.

Trump and his Maggot friends, such crybabies.

DharmaBum50 comments on Feb 3, 2023:

The Jefferson Airplane re-make is priceless! 🤣 🤣 🤣

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

I thought it looked familiar, but couldn't place it, good catch.

weird news breaking all over.

NHjulie comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Yeah, so um not to nitpick, but we can actually only deduct $250.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

Yet trump gets to write off his 45 second trist. The school district should be providing the supplies so the teachers don't have to.

Florida Demanding Girls Report Menstrual Info to the State in Order to Play School Sports Florida...

MizJ comments on Feb 3, 2023:

The irony is that some female athletes don't have periods or have irregular cycles. So much for that asshole's Ivy League education. I hate this state.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

@MizJ I would hate to be a teacher or a student there. There have always been issues, but today it seems like they want to micromanage every class.

In case you needed an update on bacon

Theresa_N comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Yes, I can attest to not frying bacon in the nude.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

The reason for the long apron hanging in the kitchen at my house.

Florida Demanding Girls Report Menstrual Info to the State in Order to Play School Sports Florida...

MizJ comments on Feb 3, 2023:

The irony is that some female athletes don't have periods or have irregular cycles. So much for that asshole's Ivy League education. I hate this state.

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

When I was coaching girls track, several of the girls, particularly the long distance runners would go months with no periods. This is a very vulnerable time for these young athletes and Ron needs to back off before he does lasting damage.

The reason ground hog day has to keep getting new "Phills"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Did they remember the Fava beans and a nice class of chianti?...

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

Corn squeezings

Meanwhile, in Cajun country...

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2023:

I thought that was the crawdad. ;)

glennlab replies on Feb 3, 2023:

If it's got a shell, lives in the water, lives on land, swims, walks, burrows or pretty much anything, they'll eat it. It was quite an experience growing up. It did teach me not to judge something before I tasted it.

Meanwhile back in Pennsylvania....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Already stolen, sent and getting responses...

glennlab replies on Feb 2, 2023:

I knew that one was going to be a quick share one.