Getting ready for the party next month, if you'd like more info message me.

RussRAB comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Is this a Texas thing? Or did you move here from Arkansas?

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

The invite is open.

Getting ready for the party next month, if you'd like more info message me.

Sierra4 comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Looking forward to it. 😂🍻

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

I can't wait to have y'all out here.

Come and get it y’all! I put the “hot” in psychotic.

TomMcGiverin comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Unfortunately, the last two times I've been to my local senior center for lunch, our two resident MAGA guys haven't been there. Otherwise, I would fix her up with a double date. They would all deserve each other in a threesome..... That is, assuming Trumpers do threesomes with two guys....

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

Why not, I heard they did them with three guys.

I'm not sure they even know what they want. How would you respond?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Don't tell me let me guess.... Texas right?....

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

Actually i stole it off a Canadian site.

I just looking out for your best interest.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 23, 2022:

& you do know we all love you, don't you Glenn???

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

Yes, I do.

Don't you hate when an old girlfriend shows up just to spoil the wedding?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Ewe can bet she isn't there to pull the wool over the bride's eyes. Can't wait to see her try to ram her way into an objection.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

That is too rich.

Don't you hate when an old girlfriend shows up just to spoil the wedding?

St-Sinner comments on Aug 23, 2022:

You are always blaming Texas.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

If you can't poke fun at your own, who can you poke fun at?

I'm not going to ask for it back.

HankSherman comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Answer to where does an eight ft. Croc sleep?????

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

pretty much anywhere he wants.

How many of the other bands ended up with full orchestras backing them up. [youtube.com]

Rignor comments on Aug 23, 2022:

I know of at least 1.... https://youtu.be/oy0J2u1BlTA

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

Moody blues started out that way.

Traitor-related material for y'all.

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 22, 2022:

LOVE his passport, Zee! Thanks!

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Thank you (blushes)

𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦: Your fences need to be ...

LiterateHiker comments on Aug 23, 2022:

"Hillbilly wisdom" is an oxymoron.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

pretty much.

I'll start, sliderule.

anglophone comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Reading punched paper tape.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

never used paper tape, but did a shit ton of card decks. Our terminal had a paper tape reader, but punch cards were so much faster.

One of those anthems that got played a whole lot even after the war was over.

LiterateHiker comments on Aug 23, 2022:

@glennlab What does "SAC" stand for?

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

Strategic Air Command, at that time the nations bomber and ICBM nuclear force.

Come and get it y’all! I put the “hot” in psychotic.

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 22, 2022:

My gawd, I can’t believe her family let her out of the house looking like that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2022:

She out ran her cousin/husband

Traitor-related material for y'all.

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 22, 2022:

LOVE his passport, Zee! Thanks!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

That was great wasn't it?

"If we want to better understand Trump supporters, we should think of them as His congregation.

BitFlipper comments on Aug 22, 2022:

My research confirms that the statement above is true and accurate.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

same here

The Murdochs can sure dish it out, but they appear to be all bluster and no substance.

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 22, 2022:

WHY can't they use their money & power to help the world?????

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

That would entail having some good in their makeup.

I'll start, sliderule.

BitFlipper comments on Aug 22, 2022:

How to read a core dump.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

I hated that.

𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐧, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2022:

I remember Johnny Carsom had a historian on once who was excavating the area - this would have been the late 60s early 70's. I remember Carson was fascinated with one artifact, a leather cod piece, that some thought was Custer's; it was filled with dozens of arrow holes.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

He was not well liked, and had been sent to the west to keep him from campaigning for president, He saw the demotion from general to Colonel as a chance to prove his metal as an Indian fighter and use the news accounts of his exploits to run instead.

Come and get it y’all! I put the “hot” in psychotic.

SnowyOwl comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Did she buy that dress or did she have it printed up at the make your own Tshirt shop?

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

Barf R us

Come and get it y’all! I put the “hot” in psychotic.

Castlepaloma comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Are those angry men on her dress?

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

Pussies

Trumpty Dumpty has got upset at the FBI doing its job, and he wants the courts to stop it: [bbc.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2022:

This boggles the mind on so many levels. The documents were part of the presidential records, they never belonged to him, nor did he have any right to posses them. This is like a burglar asking to have the items recovered returned to him so that he can inspect them. I don't think the judge is ...

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

@anglophone Good chance, judges tend to not like time wasters.

I'll start, sliderule.

MizJ comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Drive a stick shift

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

I was surprised that my son "learned", then refused to drive my truck at all.

Come and get it y’all! I put the “hot” in psychotic.

Garban comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Holy crap on a cracker.🥴 It’s my sister in law.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

My condolences.

God doesn't work at all.

bookofmorons comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Once you understand, it’s all clear

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

I think it became pretty clear to this kid.

I'll start, sliderule.

jdubose comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Politeness

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

Sadly.

For those of you that need to hear this

bookofmorons comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Thats the morel of the story

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

very punny

[agnostic.

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Wonder how much those boobs cost her? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

They more than paid for themselves in her second profession.

Happy B-Day, David Marks - (74) - The Beach Boys Surfin' Safari (1962) - [youtube.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2022:

I saw the Beach Boys in the Astrodome, I was surprised at how much they rocked the crowd.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend They were an after the baseball game to sell tickets act. The Astro's took a page from the fatstock show's book. They kicked up attendance by about 30,000 from their normal games. I had to look it up, but it was August of 82, Astros v Mets.

Monday morning cuteness

Kynlei comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Much cuter cat in a hat than the Dr. Seuss one. 😊

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

Better hat.

Texas has been under a drought, no news there.

Garban comments on Aug 22, 2022:

When I was a kid in west Texas the summer droughts would cause a hard pan condition to the point that when a rain finally came the soil was so hydrophobic it would cause flash floods. Is this the case in the Dallas area?

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

It is this time. Most of our rain is ending up running downhill to the river and will fill up the lakes to the south of us.

Texas has been under a drought, no news there.

JackPedigo comments on Aug 22, 2022:

I remember the Texass rains. Often, when driving one was better off stopping under a bridge to gain some shelter from the waterfall. Don't miss the heat and rain one tiny bit. Wonder if the recent rains will restore the Trinity to a real river again.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

My ex is from Washington, and I told her she had never seen it rain, she laughed until we got to Houston in February and one of the Spring thunderstorms erupted. It was raining so hard we had to pull over to the shoulder and couldn't see beyond the hood. She looked at me and just said you're right, I've never seen it rain.

Texas has been under a drought, no news there.

RussRAB comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Wow! This shows a few images of what Dallas has had to deal with. I am closer to Ft Worth and I didn't see anything close to this ... Not yet anyway. https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/dallas-arts-district/75201/weather-warnings/3591250 That link was supposed to have video of the floidung, but I ...

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

I've gotten over a foot so far.

Texas has been under a drought, no news there.

Zoohome comments on Aug 22, 2022:

I am glad you are ok!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2022:

I sit on a hill so water rushes past me, Its going to the river that is over 200ft lower than me.

Enough with the book banning, I don't care if it's Marx, Engels, Hitler, Stalin, Moses, Mohamed, or...

racocn8 comments on Aug 21, 2022:

What happened the U.S. being a marketplace of ideas? The truth is that MAGAs seek to use book banning to prepare us for their theocratic fascism.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2022:

ideas are the first to be obliterated in a despotic rule.

Happy big, tasty bacon.

KateOahu comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Logical, for sure.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2022:

So's this

I have to admit I did.

KateOahu comments on Aug 21, 2022:

All these food posts, I think you’re hungry, Glenn.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2022:

I was cooking all day, so you may be right.

Thoughts and prayers

HankSherman comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Enjoyed those.....kudos

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2022:

thank you.

Thoughts and prayers

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Really good job, Glenn!

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2022:

Thank you.

When it rains, it pours.

johnnyrobish comments on Aug 21, 2022:

I don't think getting hit with two asteroids was fair to the dinosaurs at all! Not only that, but I don't believe the cosmos have been sending us their best asteroids.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2022:

Looks like material for someone.

Thoughts and prayers

dalefvictor comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I like the "Prayer in School" one.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

It's one of my favorites

Redneck night out on the town, starts with fine dining.

Garban comments on Aug 20, 2022:

The boloney should be fried to a crispy texture and smothered in Sweet Baby Ray’s.😝

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

You've seen this? My condolences.

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Pralina1 comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I had to Google that 🙌

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

Or you had just arrived in Greece.

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Pralina1 comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I had to Google that 🙌

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

1974 was a little before you got here wasn't it?

[tiktok.com] If I had a penny 🙄😂🙄😂

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Second question, Why was it lubed up before you sat on it naked?

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

@Pralina1 or if it's a vibrator, they ask you to change the batteries.

MSNBC - Design Flaw In Russian Tanks Impacts War In Ukraine [youtube.com]

Garban comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Russian tank crews should watch this.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

@AnneWimsey Smart enough not to be in the Marines or Army, those guys got shot at up close. At 19 I was in South East Asia.

[tiktok.com] If I had a penny 🙄😂🙄😂

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Second question, Why was it lubed up before you sat on it naked?

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

@Pralina1 and it always by "accident"

MSNBC - Design Flaw In Russian Tanks Impacts War In Ukraine [youtube.com]

Garban comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Russian tank crews should watch this.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

They've already seen it in combat, that's probably one of the reasons they aren't advancing.

[tiktok.com] Case closed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Reminds me of job expectations, they want some some with a MS, 20 years experience and in their late 20's to early 30's.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

@Pralina1 Yep

Redneck life hack.

Garban comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I was going to say it’s going to hurt when the roof caved; but he probably won’t even notice.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

You assume he has a roof.

They say the three signs of old age are memory loss and I forget the other two.

Zoohome comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I had seen that joke in spanish version a couple years ago. My mom still repeats it. 😂

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

How is your mom doing?

Have I got a deal for you, serious inquiries only.

ChestRockfield comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Should it say, "If you *do* know..."?

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

either one works.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about NARA, Trump, and Obama.... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Just like Trump to tell just enough of the truth for it to be a lie.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

@phxbillcee His motto is why tell the truth when a lie will suffice.

I'm not going to ask for it back.

Garban comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Hold my beer, said the Floridian.🥴

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

I thought about a Florida comment, but they already have Trump as a state joke.

🤔😲People actually voted for this idiot.

BD66 comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Georgia produces all of the funniest Reps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

Take stuff out of context often, his was said as deadpan humor, I don't think you can say the same of MJT.

The new m&m.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Plus the center is white chocolate except for just a touch of dark chocolate hidden inside, along with a deep hidden desire to be with a brown M&M.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

As long as no one sees them.

[tiktok.com] If I had a penny 🙄😂🙄😂

Theresa_N comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I knew a medical student who said I'd be surprised how often light bulbs were found in the ass. This was back in the day of incandesant light bulbs.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2022:

@Pralina1 seems to be a little sadist in you, lol

Does the FBI need to have a refresher in spy school?

mischl comments on Aug 16, 2022:

Not sure about that...the FBI seems to be doing a pretty decent job. And their main job is often to gather and prepare evidence for subsequent prosecutions.

glennlab replies on Aug 16, 2022:

@azzow2 trump announced the search.There was no leak

Trump Claims FBI Agents Took 3 of His Passports During Mar-a-Lago Raid

TheMiddleWay comments on Aug 15, 2022:

USC Title 22 Sec 51.4 https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-22/chapter-I/subchapter-F/part-51/subpart-A/section-51.2 ------- ( c ) Period of validity of a service passport. The period of validity of a service passport, unless limited by the Department to a shorter period, is five years from ...

glennlab replies on Aug 15, 2022:

I hated returning mine, but I had crossed at the same border station so many times that I still had a good rapport with the border guards. It had to stay in the safe except when I actually had to use it. When the negotiations were finalized I got a message to surrender it.

Stay away riff-raff! I'm assuming the important people he is referring to are co-conspirators.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Post on Qanon that there will be free Bar-B-Que at Mar-a-Lago all week... that ought to do it...

glennlab replies on Aug 15, 2022:

With pickled pigs feet and black eyed peas.

Ireland set to form special committee to consider legalizing assisted suicide

Krish55 comments on Aug 14, 2022:

In the US, such a proposal would be DOA...

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

@Krish55 I was pointing out the states where assisted death is legal.

Ireland set to form special committee to consider legalizing assisted suicide

Krish55 comments on Aug 14, 2022:

In the US, such a proposal would be DOA...

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

The people of Oregon, Washington D.C., Hawaii, Washington, Maine, Colorado, New Jersey, California, and Vermont would disagree with you.

Got this one today: I am Edgar Andersen I am a Medical Doctor working with the American Red ...

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Aug 7, 2022:

Yup. It's like the four star generals who contact me on Facebook. Uh-huh.

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

I think they don't realize there are only 650 generals, and everyone is easily recognized with a quick search.

Another the laws of unintended consequences

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2022:

I may have to rethink things...do those photon torpedoes come standard with Alexa???

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

They're extra, but well worth it.

A couple of really dry ones.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Some real groaners here...Keep up the good work!

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee Vegas has been cooler and wetter than Dallas most of the summer.

Can you imagine the complications?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Would have to totally redesign trousers... Otherwise, could you imagine the chafing!?!?

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

Whole new meaning to raw dog.

A couple of really dry ones.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Some real groaners here...Keep up the good work!

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

I'll be out of pocket next week I'm going to visit my money and cool off in Las Vegas

It's criminal what some parents do.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 14, 2022:

It leads to this!

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

I laughed so hard I choked.

Someone said he was a flight risk.

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Not getting in my RV you bastard!

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2022:

Stuff would be orange for months and months.

The internet is rich today with trumpy memes

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Priceless Glenn , all of these are awesome!!

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

thanks

It does make sense if you think about it.

ChestRockfield comments on Aug 13, 2022:

I don't get that joke...

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

think warfare

Just a few god damned memes

phxbillcee comments on Aug 13, 2022:

A couple of classics, there...

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

thanks

It's getting pretty bad, I tell you.

Gohan comments on Aug 13, 2022:

I'd start to worry if a '67 Impala shows up to the party.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

That would be supernatural.

The internet is rich today with trumpy memes

silverotter11 comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Good ones! I think I'll have a glass of wine myself🙂😈🙂

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

Thank you, I had to include Beto's comment since it was in response to a group of trumpy protesters.

Parenting involves teaching both by lessons and examples.

Garban comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Best way is to let them go hungry with food in the cabinets ready for cooking. The sink or swim strategy.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

I let him eat his mother's cooking when I got my job in Dallas, he wanted to learn to cook after that. When they finally followed me to Dallas he was in the kitchen watching how i made stuff, by the second grade he was cooking with supervision. I'm not sure when he started cooking by himself, but he was putting in orders for the grocery shopping fairly early.

What kind of nuclear secrets might be in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago documents? - Vox

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

There are Critical nuclear weapons design information that Trump had access to, he bragged about the contents of the CNWDI documents on several accessions. The fusing and firing system to the new SLBM and ICBM warheads, the exact modifications to the B61-12 and B83 are three of the things that ...

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

@puff All government documents are archived, most at their original printing.

This summer has been really rough on my butterflies.

Mooolah comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Not one leopard frog. I used to have thousands. Pollinators are way down. The eco system is crashing before our eyes. I pity our posterity tho I personally have none.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

I'm worried about this generation of toads since it is so latte in the season, will they have time to fatten up by the time they hibernate.? I'll do what I can to help them mature . I'll feed the tadpoles, but once they disperse, they're on their own. It is so dry in this area that we don't have frogs. The ecology is definitely changing for the worse.

This summer has been really rough on my butterflies.

tinkercreek comments on Aug 12, 2022:

I can barely grasp how drastically our world is changing on so many levels, and what permanent change we will see in the coming years. Over here I am seeing more butterflies than in years past, and hope that continues.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

The butterflies are easy to care for and to attract.. Just plant the things they like to eat (brood and nectar plants). Try to identify the butterfly, then look up what their brood plants are.

Judge denies motion to dismiss: Trump org and ex-CFO Weisselberg criminal fraud and tax evasion case...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

October looks like popcorn time.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

@SeaGreenEyez Just one bag? I'm ready to watch the circus. lol

What kind of nuclear secrets might be in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago documents? - Vox

puff comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Nuclear...............2 choices I think considering who has something over Trump. 1) To do with Israeli nuclear status to be utilised as blackmail for their and others support or else to use as a bargaining chip with dodgy types he is beholden to in the ME aka the Kingdom of Saud. Embarrassing ...

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

Israel has had nuclear weapons since the 1960s according to information from Jane's. They currently have between 80 and 400 weapons and every country in the world knows it. They are a non signatory to the Nonproliferation Treaty, so there is no blackmail possibility for Israel. The Israelis and Saudis are now allies against Iran.

Did anyone have evidence of violations of the Espionage Act for their August bingo card?

johnnyrobish comments on Aug 13, 2022:

I did, but my bingo card is being stored down at Mar-a-Lago.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

Always the comedian, I wish I had thought of it.

Did anyone have evidence of violations of the Espionage Act for their August bingo card?

MizJ comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Took them long enough to nail him red-handed with something! What will the MAGAs say now?

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

@MizJ Classification only becomes relevant as to the degree of theft. Merely possessing the presidential papers is illegal. They are the property of the government not the president. I was just giving the defenses I had been hearing.

Did anyone have evidence of violations of the Espionage Act for their August bingo card?

MizJ comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Took them long enough to nail him red-handed with something! What will the MAGAs say now?

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2022:

I've already heard them saying that he could declassify it since he was president. Not very likely since there are laws concerning the process for declassifying documents.

I hope he goes and soon, I knew a Capt that spent 5 years for putting a TS document in his desk lap ...

chalupacabre comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Same here. A CO, even, kept docs in his office.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

@puff Dam was named fro President Hoover.

I hope he goes and soon, I knew a Capt that spent 5 years for putting a TS document in his desk lap ...

chalupacabre comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Same here. A CO, even, kept docs in his office.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

@puff The FBI and DOJ had requested the information in June, Trump said he gave it all to them, an insider said there was more, the archivist had to determine which documents were missing and because it was a violation of the espionage act, it was better to seize the documents quietly and with all deliberate speed. The FBI continues to be an independent organization that leans almost totally republican from top to bottom.

I hope he goes and soon, I knew a Capt that spent 5 years for putting a TS document in his desk lap ...

chalupacabre comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Same here. A CO, even, kept docs in his office.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

@puff Hoover has been dead for half a century, because of him we changed a shit ton of laws and rules. He was the reason for the separation of the CIA and FBI area of responsibility. He was the epitamy of what was wrong with law enforcement. Hoover has no place of honor in modern law enforcement. That is like asking if Stalin agrees with your interrogation methods. I wish there were a hell so that J Edgar could roast in it.

This would be hysterical.

bookofmorons comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Doubt she could pass a urine test

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

What if she studied all night?

I hope he goes and soon, I knew a Capt that spent 5 years for putting a TS document in his desk lap ...

chalupacabre comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Same here. A CO, even, kept docs in his office.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

@puff I had a TS (SCI) (CNWDI)(SIOP) clearance. There are many copies of TS documents throughout the government and military. Very little of what is classified is classified to cover up anything. There are valid reasons for 99+% of all classified data. If the data were about Israel, it would be classified under dept of state rules, if it concerned their nuclear capability it would be classified TS . Since we have a mutual defense treaty and since Israel is a not signatory to the nonproliferation treaty there is no there there for violation of international law.

I hope he goes and soon, I knew a Capt that spent 5 years for putting a TS document in his desk lap ...

chalupacabre comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Same here. A CO, even, kept docs in his office.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

All of the documents he possessed are now compromised. He should have to pay for all the reprints and distribution of the compromised documents which could run into the millions.

Wally world thanks you.

Spinliesel comments on Aug 12, 2022:

IK love you, guy. Can you come over to my house and sort my dining room table?

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

I need him too, can I get him next.

I went out to take a picture of my night blooming lotus, and came upon an orgy.

tinkercreek comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Great pics, and the lotus is gorgeous! I hope you didn't disturb those cute toads on their big date night!

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

The desire to mate is so strong I could have gotten into the pond and the 4 that were already locked in an embrace would not be phased. But after I took my pictures I left them alone.

I went out to take a picture of my night blooming lotus, and came upon an orgy.

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 12, 2022:

What a gorgeous flower Glenn! Love all the Toads! Do yours sing at night? We have several in my son’s backyard and I sometimes sit out late at night when I can’t sleep and listen to their chorus! 😍

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

The males have been singing for weeks now, I kind of felt sorry for them, since it was an all male choir. But tonight the women showed up.

I went out to take a picture of my night blooming lotus, and came upon an orgy.

Spinliesel comments on Aug 12, 2022:

The moon is incredibly bright today. Sturgeon Moon or Salmon Moon, some kind of fish moon.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

This is the latest in the year I have had toads breed. With the luck I have been having I'll take any new life around here I can get.

Tonight, I am greatly troubled.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 12, 2022:

I know. I saw an unsubstantiated report that it may have something to do with the Saudis.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

My fear is that it may have to do with LNO or the new weapons systems still in development, there is a lot there.

Tonight, I am greatly troubled.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 12, 2022:

I know. I saw an unsubstantiated report that it may have something to do with the Saudis.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

Saudi is at least 20 years from being able to produce fissile fuel, they have no nuclear reactors and no separation facilities.

Damn, I remember all those things happening.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 12, 2022:

The first 'Vette came out in 1953, it's the only event listed that is older than I am, & that by just a year!

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2022:

I missed that one, me too, 1954

Thursday Night Meme Dump! 😂😂😂

phxbillcee comments on Aug 11, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 , I bet you cook like your Mom **&** drink like your Dad!

glennlab replies on Aug 11, 2022:

I was going to say the same thing.

Gunman threatens OH FBI office, lockdown underway; suspect dead after standoff

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

If they think the FBI is to be messed with, they need to remember that the FBI did not begin the Waco or Ruby Ridge raids, but they did finish them.

glennlab replies on Aug 11, 2022:

@SeaGreenEyez There is no doubt at all that these cases should have been handled differently. I had just returned from Waco when the breech began. I don't think the FBI knew how good the telephoto lens were since they had forced the media back to where they believed no one would be able to record what they were doing. The breech itself was an illegal use of National Guard resources and violated numerous laws and protocols. I was involved in the Waco coverage from day 1, when we thought it would be a filler story.

A sign I'm on the lookout for

KateOahu comments on Aug 11, 2022:

I knew I’d seen it somewhere. Buy two and take one over to the Gentleman’s Club. https://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Happy-Nostalgic-Metal-Decor/dp/B088JXTL8F

glennlab replies on Aug 11, 2022:

It has been so long, I wouldn't know where they are anymore.

I had never noticed, and even when it was pointed out, I still had to study it to see it.

KateOahu comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Today old.

glennlab replies on Aug 11, 2022:

same here.