Ok he gave up a short weekend, but what the heck

jeshuey comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Did he really?

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

who cares? If he did live, he's been dead for over 2000 years.

Dieting tips

jeshuey comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Wonder what the note says? It looks a bit blurry.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

grab a snack and find your glasses.

Where do you fit in this? In Ag? In society? where ever? and why if you would care to elaborate.

BBJong comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Good soil = love the personal GROWTH on this site ,,,because of the members like you💛☮

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

thank you

I'll let myself out, I know this one is bad

Garban comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Groan⁴.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

But you read the whole thing I bet.

Ok he gave up a short weekend, but what the heck

Killtheskyfairy comments on Apr 10, 2022:

He doesn’t exist! I hated to burst your bubble but there it is.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

If he didn't exist we would have made him up so we could have the memes. lol

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

lol

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Yes at his 70th birthday party.

Have you taken photos of birds or butterflies?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

first two were of an owl family that hatched in one of my trees, second two my resident cardinal male, I couldn't locate the files with all the butterflies so just a few for different stages.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

@LiterateHiker I've had cardinals nesting in my yard for the last 30 years. About every third year they actually brood a family and I end up with 6 or 7 for a month or so then I'm back to just one couple.

Texas woman, 26, charged with murder over ‘self-induced abortion’ | Texas | The Guardian

DenoPenno comments on Apr 9, 2022:

IF it is unclear whether she helped someone get and abortion or she herself had an abortion how can she be charged with anything? Abbott and his bunch are so fucking stupid!

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

I've got a feeling that it was an over zealous deputy/sheriff since the booking documents don't reflect even what section she is charged under.

Excellent spring gardening weather today! Considering I have significantly neglected things here ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

You're a couple of weeks ahead of us in Dallas, but I'm getting significant new growth on most things. My blue bells are blooming and they are normally the first things to bloom each year.

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

@MikeInBatonRouge You should start seeing gulf frittillary butterflies and larvae soon. The caterpillars are bright orange with what look like black spikes. They won't hurt the passion vine, and actually help it grow by forcing it to produce more poison against other insects. The new vines may pop up as much as 30 feet from the main plant. Just mow them. You will probably get fruit this year.

Highly qualified no matter her sex or race.

Tejas comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I don't know much about her, but she may be better than the last turd. She talks like a politician though so probably more status quo.

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

She talks more like a lawyer and Jurist, something that most people are quick to criticize since they don't understand the nuances.

Thanks to everyone who helped me get to Level 8 last night. This really is a community! :-)

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I was more than happy to help. For others that get within 5000 or so points, if you will post in either Just for laughs or Memes R Us with your request for help, I will be willing to help you. I don't always see requests outside of those two groups and since I will do a meme dump in the replies, I...

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

FYI I've still got well over 200,000 points to go to reach 10, so maybe next year.

Hey Everyone, I am now fewer than 1,000 points away from Level 8! Please forgive my shameless ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Congrats, you made it.

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

@Organist1 We used to do it all the time, I really enjoy it, I've got tons of memes that I like to get to use again. It also gave me a chance to see your old posts.

Mmmmm. Bacon! 😋

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Ok a few more

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2022:

@Garban I have quite a bacon collection, so I try to use them when I get a chance.

Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Marjorie Taylor Greene After She Reported Him to Police [youtube.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Apr 8, 2022:

A snowciopath? Love it!

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2022:

same

No real theme here, but I thought you might like them.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Only one nude

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

This is not the nude group, Sorry.

As I have grown older this has become even more important to me.

NHjulie comments on Apr 7, 2022:

It's always bothered me when religious people have done kind things because they will "be rewarded" going to heaven or it will come back tenfold. Why can't they be kind just to be kind?

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

If you have to be rewarded to do good, you are normally not a good person.

Darwin took his toll on the dumb ones.

Theresa_N comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Actually, warnings such as "this coffee is hot" were because of litigation.

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

@FearlessFly I am well aware of the McDonald's coffee affair. It was a case of the corporation making the victim out to be wrong and the poor McD's the victim. The media ran with the corporate line and ignored the facts of the case. It is taught in underwriting classes as an example of not paying attention to what the corporation says and to look at their actions to establish their rates.

As I have grown older this has become even more important to me.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 7, 2022:

How about if you know they will return the hurt to you and others?

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

That is more about them than me.

Well, that's understandable - I mean, free dirt. 😆

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Free dirt, Is it clean or do you have to sort the garbage out of it?

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

@Garban clean dirt can be amended to make good soil.

Darwin took his toll on the dumb ones.

Theresa_N comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Actually, warnings such as "this coffee is hot" were because of litigation.

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

I well aware of why (my ex is in high risk corp insurance), however, it was a more of you should have known better, than someone should have told me.

Whimsical musings . . . 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

JonnaBononna comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Bacon seeds!

glennlab replies on Apr 6, 2022:

stolen and added to bacon folder

Finally a prayer I can get behind, not for me or mine, but for all those that suffer

KateOahu comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Still payin’, Glenn?

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

Paid mine off long time ago, my son paid his off before he got his Masters.

Collection for your review!

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

These are great.

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

Thanks

Not really inviting

JackPedigo comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Must be a crossing in Texass!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

Actually Bakersfield, Ca

Matt the face of the Greedy Old Pedophile party

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

As long as it's not across state lines... (just cocaine lines...)

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

That's what he's being investigated for.

Finally a prayer I can get behind, not for me or mine, but for all those that suffer

Mooolah comments on Apr 3, 2022:

https://itep.org/55-profitable-corporations-zero-corporate-tax/ Tax reform NOW!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

..

Collection for your review!

Garban comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Great batch!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

thanks

There are quite a few I know

Garban comments on Apr 3, 2022:

We’re going to need a bigger shovel!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

yes we will.

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Yes, I do.

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 In 8 hours, I'll be prepping for bed since some idiot booked a 7 AM flight to Vegas.

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

I like her

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Yes, you did.

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 My place in 2 hours! LOL

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

That one struck me too.

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

I like her

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

You figure it out.

Not really inviting

bobwjr comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Pass

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

same

Saturday night! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I need that last one so bad.

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1, @Garban I say we split it and hug everybody.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Tejas comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is flawed to a certain extent. But overall I don't see anything wrong with parents getting some say in their children's education. Teaching children about gender identity and preferred pronouns before they learn what pronouns are is indoctrination. Teaching children about sexual preferences...

glennlab replies on Apr 2, 2022:

@Tejas You need to learn to read legal. Unless it defines the word student it takes on the widest possible definition by law. This law reads like it was written by a third grader. I have spent a lifetime reading and interpreting rules, regulations and laws for a living and this is quite possibly the worst wording I have seen in years.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Tejas comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is flawed to a certain extent. But overall I don't see anything wrong with parents getting some say in their children's education. Teaching children about gender identity and preferred pronouns before they learn what pronouns are is indoctrination. Teaching children about sexual preferences...

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

@Tejas It specifies k-3, but goes on to say students (applying it to all students) https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/florida-hb-1557-anti-gay-parental-rights-education-violates-free-ncna1293466

Because it's Friday, another meme dump! Cheer's!!! 🍻🍾🥂😂😂😂😂😂

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I sure hope they meant *two* typos...

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

I'd say several.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Tejas comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is flawed to a certain extent. But overall I don't see anything wrong with parents getting some say in their children's education. Teaching children about gender identity and preferred pronouns before they learn what pronouns are is indoctrination. Teaching children about sexual preferences...

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

This bill is not limited to k-3, it applies to all students if you read its plain text. If we don't teach children things their parents don't understand, we'll soon have a country that is all as dumb as the legislatures of several states.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Retiredsteve comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is unconstitutional and too vague. https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/florida-hb-1557-anti-gay-parental-rights-education-violates-free-ncna1293466

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

It is unconstitutional because it is too vague. I can't believe it even made it out of the rules committee. It also involves governmental prior restraint.

Be careful who you talk about.

Oldman51 comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I say again that if there weren't a devil the Christians would have to invent him, and they did

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

I'd say they did.

A few religious and a few good laughs

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Reading through these and enjoying the hypocrisy of belief systems then you get hit with the 69 today and start laughing uncontrollably. Where do you find all of these?

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

couple different sites,

I've got a new dump of memes

tinkercreek comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Magic words over excess food, while children starve - the blind righteous.

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

The irony is strong on that one.

I've got a new dump of memes

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Absolutely the best meme dump ever

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

Thank you

I've got a new dump of memes

HankSherman comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Ya done good

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

Thanks

Will & Chris can work their own shit out, but I do find this funny 🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

The slap that keeps on getting funnier everyday.

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

@OldMetalHead revived a dieing career

He said the quiet part out loud

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

It was joke. - Melania

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

She would know, she married one.

some funny, some thinkers

HankSherman comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Can't name the type, but it would be a pretty safe bet there are no cat birds in that area....they would never get that comfortable, that high, that exposed......as for the rest........apply put, and creatively captioned.....well done.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

@HankSherman My lab used to tree the neighbors' cats, so I've seen it happen, they keep going up until they feel hidden., no leaves mean that they can still see the threat.

Trailer from the latest Jaws film

bobwjr comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Vegan

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

probably better than the vegan stuff I've had

Trailer from the latest Jaws film

racocn8 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

It could be worse. It could be a cruise ship hosting an attorney's convention...

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

Out of professional courtesy, they'd leave them alone.

some funny, some thinkers

HankSherman comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Can't name the type, but it would be a pretty safe bet there are no cat birds in that area....they would never get that comfortable, that high, that exposed......as for the rest........apply put, and creatively captioned.....well done.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

I'm guessing there's a rottweiler under that tree

Just found a shit ton of Poor taste Will Smith jokes WARNING VERY POOR TASTE

Ray13 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Next they will be giving Oscars out for Best performance at the Academy Award show.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

This probably wouldn't even make the top 5 in that category.

I always hated the knee patches, but they didn't want you to wear shorts either.

St-Sinner comments on Mar 29, 2022:

My family could not afford pants for me to enter college. I went in high school shorts.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

When I went to elementary school, about 50% of the students couldn't afford shoes. On picture day they would try to put the shoe less on the second row so that their bare feet didn't show. This was in Louisiana, not a third world country.

I always hated the knee patches, but they didn't want you to wear shorts either.

KateOahu comments on Mar 30, 2022:

That started LONG before the 70s.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

I remember them in the early 60s, so you are right.

I always hated the knee patches, but they didn't want you to wear shorts either.

Julie808 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

We used the iron on patches to the inside which strengthened the fabric where it needed and the rip didn't show too much.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

My grandmother started with the inside patches, but changed to the outside patches later, I don't remember her reason.

some funny, some thinkers

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 29, 2022:

I want to reach cat lady level 1000. I don’t think Taylor Swift is even at that level.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

@Killtheskyfairy No shaming intended. I realize that she is talented, but I am very unfamiliar with her work. The only thing I remember about her is she sings country and made headlines numerous times about new lovers. I would make the same comment about a man that did the same.

Just found a shit ton of Poor taste Will Smith jokes WARNING VERY POOR TASTE

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Holy shit!! I almost pissed myself laughing. way to go Glenn

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

Just doing what I love.

some funny, some thinkers

silverotter11 comments on Mar 29, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣 Excellent group!

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

thanks

some funny, some thinkers

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 29, 2022:

I want to reach cat lady level 1000. I don’t think Taylor Swift is even at that level.

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

I thought she just collected lovers.

some funny, some thinkers

bobwjr comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Great group

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

Thanks

some funny, some thinkers

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 29, 2022:

For cat-lady 1000, does a plain outdoor cat-walk count?

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

I have to guess no. That's just super normal car-lady

As many of you are aware, I had Covid twice, I developed a worsening lung problem with several spots...

Garban comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Best to you friend.

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

Thanks.

As many of you are aware, I had Covid twice, I developed a worsening lung problem with several spots...

FvckY0u comments on Mar 29, 2022:

awesome news! Glad you are in the clear with covid.

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

One less thing to have to worry about.

Who is with me?

Pralina1 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

That rabbit food in the middle needs to go ! 😂😂😂😂🦇🦇🦇🦇

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

I haven't heard it called that in ages, thank you.

Way too many people confuse this point and will argue it until they are blue in the face.

BD66 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

If you have a 401K invested in the stock market. If you have an IRA invested in the stock market. If you have a company pension plan invested in the stock market. If you have an Employee Stock Purchase plan. If you have Employee Stock Options. If you have Restricted Stock Units You are a ...

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

I see that you a temporally financially inconvenienced multi billionaire . Call me when you have enough to live and not have to work without touching your principle. from the dictionary, I could find my advanced Econ note Definition of capitalist (Entry 1 of 2) 1 : a person who has capital especially invested in business industrial capitalists broadly : a person of wealth : plutocrat Charitable organizations often seek help from capitalists. 2 : a person who favors capitalism

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I haven't watched television in 5 years, and I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@Sticks48 I'll know tomorrow when we go over the results. I've got several things they are monitoring.

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

BD66 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I can't find any evidence to support the contention that John Wayne had to be held back by six security guys. Can you?

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

From the person on stage Sacheen Littlefeather When Marlon Brando won his second Academy Award in 1973 for his iconic role in The Godfather he famously did not accept it himself. Apache President of the National Native American Affirmative Image Committee, Sacheen Littlefeather accepted it on his behalf and spoke about the poor treatment of Native Americans. As she walked onto the stage she was met with a mixture of boos and applause. As she delivered the speech John Wayne was furious. She later said, “During my presentation, he was coming towards me to forcibly take me off the stage, and he had to be restrained by six security men to prevent him from doing so.”

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

CourtJester comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Can you imagine the uproar if a white guy would have done that though???

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@CourtJester I don't rem,ember John Wayne doing that, other than that I don't have any idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Lil Donnie could be in deep trouble

CourtJester comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I’ve never understood why liberals think republicans like Russia. I assume it’s because Hilary told you so?

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@CourtJester We've been through this before, you'll just say that it was doctored

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

CourtJester comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Can you imagine the uproar if a white guy would have done that though???

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@CourtJester They kept the outburst by he and Clint Eastwood fairly quiet, you're right, it was a different time, racism was tolerated.

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

TomMcGiverin comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Was she the woman who accepted the Oscar won by Marlon Brando? I think I remember that incident.

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

Yes she was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacheen_Littlefeather

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I haven't watched television in 5 years, and I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

I didn't even know it had happened until this afternoon. I had a CT scan this morning, so I was a little preoccupied.

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

CourtJester comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Can you imagine the uproar if a white guy would have done that though???

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

john Wayne was about as white as you can get

Lil Donnie could be in deep trouble

CourtJester comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I’ve never understood why liberals think republicans like Russia. I assume it’s because Hilary told you so?

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@CourtJester 1.https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/05/eric-trump-russia-investment-golf-course 2. https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-jr-said-money-pouring-in-from-russia-2018-2 3. https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/21/how-russian-money-helped-save-trumps-business/

If you can relate, tell me more

Diaco comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I sold all of my books! with PDF and Web, those have been just decoration stuff :D

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

When I was planning to move, I gave away almost a ton of books. I still have some around.

Way too many people confuse this point and will argue it until they are blue in the face.

SnowyOwl comments on Mar 28, 2022:

AOC put it quite succinctly, 'If you're not a multi-millionaire then you are not a Capitalist, you don't own anything.' Then the GOP lost its shit, again.

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

If you have to do any work except manage your money, you are not a capitalist. Mitt Romney is a classic example, if you have less money than Mitt, you're probably not a capitalist. His father actually worked for a living as a senior manager that gave Mitt the money to do nothing.

If you can relate, tell me more

St-Sinner comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Have you noticed people coming on TV remotely always have bookcase full of books in the background? What do they want to show off? Why can't they talk on the dining table?

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

Most journalist work in their home library, it is much easier to leave the computer where it is than to keep moving it. Some authors will use it as a marketing prop, if they are plugging their new book, it will normally fill a large area and have at least one copy front dust cover displayed.

Sunday funday with animals

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

great dump!!

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

thanks

Sunday funday with animals

bobwjr comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Lol good group

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

Thanks

My Sunday meme dump! Lol

Pralina1 comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Those pants … I am dead inside 🙄

glennlab replies on Mar 27, 2022:

I started itching just looking at them.

Some from the last week or so.

Lauren comments on Mar 27, 2022:

You have to laugh, eh? A nice selection, thank you!

glennlab replies on Mar 27, 2022:

Thanks

Lil Donnie could be in deep trouble

CourtJester comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I’ve never understood why liberals think republicans like Russia. I assume it’s because Hilary told you so?

glennlab replies on Mar 26, 2022:

@CourtJester look it up

Lil Donnie could be in deep trouble

CourtJester comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I’ve never understood why liberals think republicans like Russia. I assume it’s because Hilary told you so?

glennlab replies on Mar 26, 2022:

It's because Don Jr told us that they love Russia and get all their money from there.

Even people without camera training can tell you've faked it

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Who is doing that? Besides movie stars and models and the Kardashians?

glennlab replies on Mar 25, 2022:

People on FB, instagram, and dating sites, I've even seen a few on here, but they don't last long here.

It happens more than I will admit to.

Garban comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Are you buying it by the drum?

glennlab replies on Mar 25, 2022:

It's all the extras.

My second favorite place now.

ASTRALMAX comments on Mar 25, 2022:

A friend phoned me today and asked me what I was doing and I told him that I was doing nothing. He reminded me that I was doing nothing when he phoned me yesterday.I explained that I haven't finished it.

glennlab replies on Mar 25, 2022:

It's really tough to know when you are finished.

For the scammers who dare join this site!

MaryChristmas comments on Mar 25, 2022:

They never seem to last very long here.

glennlab replies on Mar 25, 2022:

@Garban yes

Trump sues Hillary Clinton, DNC and others, alleging conspiracy to link his campaign to Russia ...

silverotter11 comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I think this one is beyond the bar for frivolous lawsuit. I'll be VERY curious to see what the judge does with this one.

glennlab replies on Mar 25, 2022:

I hope she goes the Beto O'rourke route. File a response and demand a jury trial. He would not only have to give depositions, but could be forced to testify in open court.

Im thinking Zoloft & nerve pills too

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Valium would work too.

glennlab replies on Mar 25, 2022:

Mother's little helper.

Finally found a case of "intelligent design"

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Plus drawn butter. Don't forget that part, man.

glennlab replies on Mar 25, 2022:

got a tub

I am pretty chill about most things, but if you bring the cleaner Fabuloso into my house you are ...

273kelvin comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Sea monsters, (not after what happened last time)

glennlab replies on Mar 24, 2022:

Do tell!

I am pretty chill about most things, but if you bring the cleaner Fabuloso into my house you are ...

BitFlipper comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Tobacco smoke.

glennlab replies on Mar 24, 2022:

I forgot about that since my circle of friends don't smoke.

I am pretty chill about most things, but if you bring the cleaner Fabuloso into my house you are ...

Triphid comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Mormons and Politicians.

glennlab replies on Mar 24, 2022:

Sounds like a good plan.

Those are huge fingers.

Diaco comments on Mar 24, 2022:

at least one of them is happy :D

glennlab replies on Mar 24, 2022:

I hadn't even noticed that, good eye.

Not just FB, but pretty much all scrollers

Diaco comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Sadly or Luckily I have 3 monitors in front of me, and doing all together :D

glennlab replies on Mar 24, 2022:

just 2 here

We may think we name animals bu sometimes they give themselves their own names.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2022:

One dog was "Piggy" another "Chewie" both got their name honestly.

glennlab replies on Mar 23, 2022:

@JackPedigo My cats refer to me as the asshole that always opens the wrong can of cat food.

Envy is a natural feeling.... Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Who's a good boy. Not me.

glennlab replies on Mar 23, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend The tornadoes hit all around me, but left me alone, so I'm good. +

Make checks payable to me.

silverotter11 comments on Mar 22, 2022:

I'm surprised we haven't actually seen this marketing ploy🤣.

glennlab replies on Mar 22, 2022:

Give me a minute to set up my site, I just found out about it.

Come on, you know it is true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2022:

What could be cuter and funnier than a song about dead puppies?... https://youtu.be/pjFTubAdXP8

glennlab replies on Mar 21, 2022:

I have been known to be wrong