Two tankers were bombed today in the Gulf Oman.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

The tankers were carrying Iranian petro products, makes no sense to attack one of your own.

Remember this or do you still use them?

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

yes and yes, haven't used it in years.

Thank goodness for it! Did you sing it?

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

tell me you didn;t hear that in Dolly's voice.

My little succulent is blooming for the first time.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

You do so well with plants. Love your mini pineapple that Thor devoured.

This breast feeding in public thing has gotten out of hand.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

when the kids are hungry, the kids are hungry,

Lmao...I'm thinking I might need a couple of these....does that "web spinner" vibrate???

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

dare you to wear that out side.

Or they bark and growl at you and say they normally don't do that

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

and you're the first person he ever bit.

That crank certainly was noisy, lol.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

You'd crank that bitch until it couldn't get any tighter so that wouldn't happen.

Would you?

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Pretty sure, I've had to butcher animals I raised from birth for food. wouldn't bother me if it had been raised next door and I petted it every day. I am just glad I don't have to butcher them myself anymore.

Hi from coastal Alabama! I’m still learning the ropes here. 🙂

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:

welcome

Who do you trust more than the Government?

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I'm so old that I remember when you could be fired from a governmental position for lieing. You could refuse to confirm or deny, refuse to answer the question, refer the question to a higher authority, but if you told a lie, that was reason for termination.

What is the main difference between Social Democracy and Social Liberalism?

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Please define what you mean, I have never heard of Social Liberalism to describe any political, governmental or social construct.

When camping.....

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I have neuropothy, so got to at least have sandals, but I hate closed toe shoes.

Don’t eat them!

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I was afraid you were going to say they were all stored on your backside. lol

Hmm. I'm a little skeptical.

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no, no, and yes. I worked hard to get this body in this shape without so much as a beachball as a model.

Three whole dollars!

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Currently on vacation, I blew my ideal budget, but I'll be in my own bed tomorrow night with my primary mission accomplished. I had fun even though my flight out of Dallas was severely delayed, my really nice room went to someone else and I didn't do very good in the tournament.

I found this hilarious.

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

cutting

No I have not.

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2019:

SO TRUE

Do you still have date nights with your partner?

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2019:

what's a partner? If I had one then yes.

Any other home roasters here?

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2019:

not I, too much involvenent

Anyone know what's going on here?

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Without more info it is hard to tell, if it crushes when you touch it, it is the aphids, if it can be dusted off a fungus, if you have to scratch it off it is most likely scale Fungus and scale can both be fatal but can be treated,

Hello from Portland OR, I'm a new agnostic who was raised Christian looking for a new tribe of ...

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2019:

welcome

I’m sorry but dad jokes are funny!

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2019:

good one

Have a beautiful Sunday❤

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

got the coffee

I have never seen this before, have you?

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Little golden books, had several of their "stories", I never saw the cookbook though. Campbells put a lot of money into "educational" material in the late 50s and early 60s.

Haunting Trump with Obama

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

and I hope you have very little time to be haunted.

Lie after lie.

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

if it weren't true it would be a great sit=com

Breaking News.... [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

points

Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

points

On the way to the barn dance.

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

nice

Better than a bite of apple! (Sorry there was not a credit for the artist...)

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2019:

like your taste

It would certainly be amusing.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Nixon's beach wear, in case you forgot

Since you guys think it is so much fun to show off your Dick pics.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

You've got cute tits.

Does being Buddhist make one an atheist?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

You can be an agnostic buddhist, but I would hesitate to say atheistic buddhist, to be honest you can call yourself anything you want to, it is only when you try to fit into a group that the definition becomes important.

And this is why i always carry mints.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

If it didn't hurt so much to laugh, I would. lol

Ha ha ha. Not even a question.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

to quote Fritz the cat "Fucking A right, Ralph"

I know who this is, do you?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

His sidekick that he always sent in for the dangerous stuff just recently passed away.

Speaking to family about religion

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I would first tell them the Abrahamic story of the visitor. An angel came by and told Abraham that an old friend of god's would be coming by that night, and to treat him well. The man comes and Abraham puts out his finest meals and wines, before they are about to begin, Abraham tells the visitor that they should give thanks to the god that both of them praise. The visitor tells him he worships no god and bends before no man. Infuriated Abraham, throws the visitor into the night. The next day god comes by to see Abraham, and asks him how the visit was. Abraham relates what happened that night and god admonishes him " I put up with him for 70 years and you can't put up with him one night". That being said, if it is going to present a problem for you, keep your cards close to your vest, let your actions speak, when your parents are comfortable that they can accept your answer, they will ask. I told my mother when I was 17, you would think I had told her I was a murderer. I maintained the facade, thru high school, didn't go back to church until I met my future wife, to keep the peace, I went with her faithfully except during football season. Haven't been in a church except for funerals since the divorce.

Trump Joke of the Day Curious about whether he will make it two terms, or even the full four ...

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

It will be a day celebrated all across North America and by many of our allies overseas.

What is your favorite breed of cat? Mine is Tortoiseshell

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

ones that like me. I'm not that picky.

Something about raindrops ❤❤❤

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

getting a little mileage out of your heart, well done.

Shitposting loudly...

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

dare you to share that one in the cat group.

Don't "short"change our heroes.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

already saw your beaver shot.

Nuggets R' lyffe

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Seriously saucy.

Damnit, April.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Don't feed the animals!

Badum-tsssss!

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Welcome to the midwest!

Now you can be mentally scarred too!

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

how is that possible? come on, 5 tits, everyone knows they com in pairs.

It's such a lovely experience!

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I prefer the layng there n the afterglow in the morning with nothing to do .

Brenda Lee. - Let’s Jump The Broomstick (1960) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

one of the founding mothers of rock and roll.

Does anyone else hate the phrase "I love you" ?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I like to lavish praise, I enjoy telling other people what they are doing that i like. I don't pick up on subtle hints and need to hear things only slightly tempered by mercy.

Sad but true. I think if I had to look at that face in the morning I would be a real ass as well.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I have finally stopped calling him McTurtle, I realized that turtles had done nothing to deserve being so denigrated.

Was it God or Noah? LOL

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Unicorn was not as tasty as the dino burgers.

I had one for a year then threw it away, I found out my mother was reading it.😠

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

you should have put some juicy stuff in it, and wait for reaction.

1 - yummy grapes 2 - yummy peaches 3 & 4 - oh boy oh boy sunflowers 5 & 6 - wild fungus 7 - my ...

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

They are all beautiful, your peaches have some worm damage (the sap balls are the give away) If you have time remove the ones that have the worm damage now and you will get much better fruit from the ones left.

WHAT THE HELL IS.......??? Oh. Never mind. Carry one.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

giving birth to a full grown cat, and not happy about it.

Ya. That'll work.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

is that why they tell you to poke someone?

Us smart bombs are now going to be built in saudi arabia thanks to dildo mcfuckfarts.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

a link to the story https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/under-trump-arms-deal-high-tech-u-s-bombs-be-n1015346

Who needs an alarm clock?

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

porcelain snooze button, get up, go, return to bed.

Trump Dump

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Some of the men I served with are on that wall, he should be under it.

Why Adam Schiff is not there yet on trying to impeach Trump: ‘It’s not a ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I say hold hearings, supeona everything, expedite appeals to the courts, impose draconian fines for failure to comply and keep it going until he is ready to resign, or the Senate demands he resign.

Hello from Maryland!!

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

welcome, come in.

Going to be laying low for the next week or so.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Have a fabulous time, bring back Jameson.

I have some very nasty pain in my back.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

VA has a new lidocaine cream in their formulary, hit up your doc by secure message.

I'm this old...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I'm old enough that I still have a dozen.

The fellow ER nurse on training brought cup cakes tonight .

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Girl, you are not old, you are like a fine wine that just gets better as it ages.

Lorenzo Duran Leaf art

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

awesome

Hello from Ohio!!

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Welcome from Texas, come in have fun, take part, if you have questions, ask them, you'll get answers, some of them even right.

He's pretty ugly.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

but how's his voice?

It certainly does.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Hit by a motorcycle, a car, and about to be pounced on by an irate cat, that is some shit.

Who makes the pies?

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

she better be wearing two hair nets. lol

Hey, are trees supposed to have these pointy - thorn- type thingies?........

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

As a mater of fact if you ever want to see how mean nature can be, we have the Big Thicket Park, that included some of the meanest plants that look really nice with horrible defenses behind the leaves. Try picking pomegranates with out getting thorns, or even young live oaks.

Are dried up old witches with no sense of humor welcome to give their opinions about jokes meant for...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Most of your jokes just aren't that funny, it has nothing to do with prudes as far as i can tell, but normally after reading one, i just click past and don't bother to read the comments. If it's good, I'll give you a thumbs up, if it's really funny a laugh, otherwise nothing.

The Doors. - Touch Me, live 1968. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

doesn't work here but this one does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lVqEchxIxw

Hey, are trees supposed to have these pointy - thorn- type thingies?........

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Hell, we even have trees that have thorns on the thorns

Seriously?!?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

gotta see if she's as kinky as she portrays.

Ahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I wonder what I did, and why i didn't do it sooner.

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Haaaaands across the water. water...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

and if you lined up all the cars in America, half would pull out to pass the guy in front of them,

Tic... Tock... Who gets this reference?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

worst movie ever!

In comparison

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

no one can make magic underwear people look sane.

Well! What's going on here?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Now that's a squirter worth changing the sheets for.

How does everybody keep their pet cool during the summer months walks?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

early morning, early evening walks, small wading pool in the back yard, ac and fan in the house.

Accounting for inflation, rising medical costs, slush funds, and miscellaneous expenses lowers it to...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I'd be willing to pay to do it twice.

My Internet went down over a week ago.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Well I got my implants, still learning how to smile (and eat)

Tariffs on Mexico could cost America 400,000 jobs, a new report says [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

with the fed rate at 2.5%, there is little if any room to expand the money supply, so if it goes into effect, look for a recession if not depression on the horizon.

Name something that was around in the 70s but isn't now.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

something that is round now, but wasn't in the 70s, my waist.

I'm doing my part! Y'all?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Oh come on, he gave up a short weekend. BFD

True meaning of passing the buck

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Because he knows that god can't answer prayers since he doesn't exist, but you wallet does.

Hello from Michigan! I am a former Evangelical (ages 0-22).

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

welcome, enjoy yourself. If you need to know something, ask questions, you will get answers, some of them even correct.

Name something that was around in the 70s but isn't now.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

my youth.

Loving what everyone is posting! I did not see this one yet on here and it just made me laugh so ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Damn girl, you called it.

Is this appropriate for a first date?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

no, wine doesn't match the meat.

Can a potential romantic relationship move too slow?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I have been out of the dating game for so long, that i often miss subtle signals.. I have misunderstood signals so many times, that I am reluctant to reach out too far, far fear of messing up a possible relationship. Once I get past that stage, i tend to go all in.

The hits keep coming! 😂

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

paint by the numbers

I wouldn't be me if i didn't post a cat meme. :) Meow.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Just fat cattin around eh?

Who wore it better?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Penggy by far, his at least fits and doesn't look like it came out of comedy closet.

Don't tap.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That would traumatize me

I just came back from the ICU at the hospital and they give my step-sister (25) two days to live ...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

So sorry to hear this and hope they catch the asshole.

A favourite Stones number....Wild Horses. - The Rolling Stones. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

not available in the US.

Too many air freshener trees, or nah?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

pickled eggs and beer morning after?